WEBVTT - The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #345 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:11.959 Brooklyn Boys get reactions. 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:24.840 This podcast all depends on you, baby. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:33.240 That's right. It's Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episodes three, 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:36.400 forty five and beyond. I'm Scary Jones. There's David Brody 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:40.040 over there. Yeah again, ready to get gearing up over there, 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:44.360 over here, now over there, yo, yo, you're ready. You're 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.760 ready to hear what the listeners had to say to 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:50.720 us this week. The feedback from all of the Brooklyn 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:54.720 Boys episodes, well, mainly the last one or two. Most 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:57.000 people are caught up, but there are some people that 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:59.920 are traveling through. We see those numbers going up in 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.000 those early episodes. 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:04.880 Well, my realtor who I talked about on lest the 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:08.160 last two episodes ago, yep, about sticking his hand in 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:11.000 my hot tub, he texted me last night wanted to 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.640 know if you can leave it talk back, even though 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.560 it was two episodes ago. Sure, like, yeah, you can 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.800 do that if you want. Absolutely it is what it is, 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:20.160 right absolutely, so. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.360 Yeah, feel free. This is if this is your first time, Welcome. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:26.039 This is not the Brooklyn Boys podcast. This is the 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:29.520 podcast about the podcast. Okay, The companion episode basically the 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:33.959 episode where you leave talkbacks based on stuff you heard 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:35.920 and so this might be a lot of inside jokes 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:38.479 if you didn't hear the main episodes, but it's all good. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.199 We welcome all, well, welcome all, love all. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.760 If you're new to the Brooklyn Boys, then go and 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.440 listen to an episode that doesn't say slice time on it, 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.440 because this is the episode about the episode. So if 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:50.800 you want to leave it talk back, you got to 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.080 listen through the iHeartRadio app, click on the little microphone button, 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:57.160 and then you get to be part of this crew 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:57.880 of people. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.200 Do you want to be amongst this company? Decide for yourself. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:02.840 Here's our talkbacks for this week. 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:10.040 It's pizza delivery Guy. I'm listening to episode two oh five, 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:14.200 and Brodie talked about why do humans have to wipe 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:19.680 and animals don't. It's because of all the trash man 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:23.320 made food that we eat. Our bodies don't want to 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.080 process it down, so it causes our shits to be nasty. 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:28.160 That's hit period. 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:29.040 You gotta wipe it. 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:34.560 If we ain't God giving food, it come out nice, come. 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:35.840 Out nice, all right? 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:39.400 So let me let me address that as a non scientist, uh, 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:41.720 I find it ironic that the pizza delivery guy is 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:46.079 talking about not eating. And by the way, I would say, 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:49.400 I would say to you, uh, if I googled what 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:52.360 year toilet paper was invented, I would imagine it was 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.920 so long ago it was before processed foods. So I 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.839 don't think that's the reason. I think poorly designed human being. 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:02.640 Buttholes is the real reason why we have to wipe. Well, 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:06.800 because dogs eat all kinds of crap also, and and 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:08.079 they have hair all over the butts. 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:12.040 Okay, and it's still okay. I don't want to hear this, 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.799 say no, he has a point. Actually, you're wrong. Yeah, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:16.840 you do know anything about science. 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:17.280 You're wrong. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:20.639 You know when you're eating healthy things. Really the Olympics, 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:23.959 the perfect the perfect poop, by the way, is an 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:27.720 S shaped, light and fluffy one, Okay, And that that 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.000 should be. And if you have enough fiber, if you've 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.080 got all things working for it, they're nice. Okay. And 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.200 he's right. If you're a vegan, If you're a vegan 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.760 and you eat healthy with no chemicals, no process all 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:42.360 natural whatever, let us know whether or not you wipe, 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:45.720 because according to a splivery guy, you don't have to 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.360 ever wipe. I got nose. You eat nothing but healthy food. 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.840 That's not true. Vegans will probably have the worst craps 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:54.400 because they're all processed all the stuff that they eat. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:57.080 Think about that for a second, all the stuff they eat, 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:01.360 those beyond burgers and all those stuff that's all so chemical. 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:04.000 You are if you are an organic person that only 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.840 eats uh God's food. According to Pez's delivery guy, let 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.160 us know what life was like never having to wipe. 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:13.840 Next caller, Oh wow, you are you have a very 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:16.320 close mind, David Brody. You're not to have a closed 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.760 mind and a closed butt, you are? You are starting 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:20.800 this off on the wrong foot. All right, let's go. 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:24.480 Brooklyn boys. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:25.040 It's Keelan. 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.760 So my first little. 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:30.719 Thing just talking about is I'm listening to the morning 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:33.000 shows morning and they were talking about Gandhi, you know, 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:36.719 and they give Gone the oldest praise for her podcast, great, wonderful. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:41.760 But then Elvis ask Scary how many episodes are Brooks 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:45.440 and Boys, And Scary goes, oh, three hundred and six 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.160 to many, and Elvis goes, oh, three hundred something too many? 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:49.279 Why shoot on? 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.200 The podcast is a great podcast? 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:51.679 Elvis? 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:55.680 Come on, Well, I think he was, you know, it 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.680 was tongue in cheek. I think he was joking around, right, 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.880 I mean that that's what he does. I kind of 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.400 get on the butt of the jokes, right, So I 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.080 suppose you see it's funny. 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:09.200 When Scary told that story to me, he just said, 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:11.960 oh he didn't he didn't lea, he didn't mention the 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:12.919 part about too many. 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.520 He just said, oh huh, yeah, like that right. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.359 And I made a whole deal about it, saying he 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:20.600 obviously hates the podcast joking around. What Scary left out 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:22.719 was him saying the three hundred and forty too many 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:26.760 or whatever. Yes, Scary is the whipping boy on the show. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.280 He's there as a punchline. Elvis happens to be a 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:33.120 big fan of our podcast and very supportive, always has been. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:35.000 He's just not going to go out of his way 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.440 to compliment it because that would be complementing Scary, and 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:41.400 that's not Scary's job to be complimented, right, Okay. 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:45.080 And one more thing. I'm listening to episode one ninety 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:50.479 four and Scary went and saw a psychic in Atlantic 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:55.080 City and Brody to skeptics, of course, and Skeary goes, oh, 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:58.279 my aunt Millie came to me, I would be so 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:02.080 taken aback and confused, and Brody comes back with, what. 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.040 Did you and your Millie make out or something? 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:05.080 I don't know? 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:08.880 That was very funny, quick witted Brody, thank you and okay. 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:10.800 The final one is this all right? So scary? What 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:14.839 if your mom came to you? I think he would 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:17.880 love that kind of I think he would at least that's. 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:20.880 You or your dad. 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:22.200 Would that make you a believer? 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:22.880 Like? 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:26.520 What if he gave you some really comforting. 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:30.240 Words or spoke about some things that only your family 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.279 and friends knew about that he wouldn't know it? Would 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.080 that make you a believer? And obviously he wouldn't be 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:34.480 a plant. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:38.520 Let me know, well, from she's asked you both of us, 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:42.279 I'm missing something there. If if if, if a fortune 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.560 teller spoke words from my father, she said, if my 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:49.840 father came to me and spoke no, Yeah, my father 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.039 was not much for words of wisdom, So if I 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.920 suddenly got words of wisdom from my father, I would 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:56.800 not believe it was him, and I'd be opened. I'd 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.680 be open to get receiving messages and words of wisdom 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:01.599 from my mom, and I would and I believe that 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.560 it could happen. But my mother, that's me if my 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:06.720 mother was able to give me words from beyond, she 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:10.600 wouldn't because she knows I wouldn't believe it. She'd be 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.840 like that, Why waste my time? My son's cynical. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:18.960 Brook The Boys fall from Jersey talking about is the 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:23.640 ceiling is not ceiling? Scary paying thirty dollars for peanut butter? 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.560 Is it stealing or is it more. 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:28.280 Like arm robbery of you or Roberty? 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:29.400 How about the. 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:34.200 Paramurn free the fucking everything free shampoo they picked Git 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:34.480 Alls for. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.480 Do we call it robbing you or do we call 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:38.200 it stealing? 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:39.120 That's sure? 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.960 But anyway, see you, Hey. 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.280 Scary, Brody, Brody and Scary. 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:46.520 I'm on episode two sixty five and I just want 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.800 to let you guys know you can't be saying hey 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.320 g O O G L E. It's the same thing 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:54.320 as saying hey A L E x A. That's right, 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.480 because my phone went off and it turned the podcast 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.320 off and I'm sure nobody wants that. Also, shout out 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:01.840 to Scary for taking a picture with me back at 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:05.520 Elvis's book signing in Huntingdon a few years ago. Really 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:09.560 appreciate you, guys, Brooklyn Boys for Life. Follow from Colorado. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:12.800 Oh it's a Colorado Holla here. 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:14.680 I just want to let you know that wasn't a 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:18.600 whole Colgan impression. That was a man, Randy Savage. I'm 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:19.600 just showing just talk. 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:20.960 You guess he's fucking with us. 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.320 I hope you guys had a good week. I'm glad 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:26.240 we got back to back to back episodes this week. 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:28.160 I love you guys, Tokyo later. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.080 Thank you, Vinny, Thank you, Vinny. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.280 Come on now, Scary, I know you're gonna fucking old 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.760 lady for a brand new BMW and ryphones. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.400 I'm just fucking okay, thank you, sir. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:43.400 Well, let me tell you something slices what you're gonna 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:49.640 do with's Scary Jones, David Brody, the Brooklay Boys podcast runs, 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:52.520 well done, you brother. 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.600 That's clearly how Cogan. That's not macho man Randy Savage. 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:57.920 That's not a great hulk Hogan. But he threw in 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.520 a brother at the end, so that's fine. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.319 Hey, guys, I was thinking out loud to myself when 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.720 I was listening to you guys talk about all the 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.959 different side effects of these drugs. You know what gets 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:10.480 me every single one of these says, like, for example, Jardians. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.400 Please do not take Jardians if you're allergic to allergians. 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:14.840 How the fuck would you know if you're. 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:17.319 Allergic to it You've never taken it before? Can someone 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:20.960 answer that for me? Every single commercial says this, I can't. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.959 I don't understand. How how could I know if I've 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:24.440 never had it? 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.280 How would I know? I'm just saying I can make it. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:28.960 Make sense, guys, take it makes sense? 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:31.640 Well, Berdy, this is recorded. Feel free to wait till 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:33.600 the end of her talk about before saying anything. 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:37.040 I feel like she's here. So with a lot of 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:41.160 with a lot of drugs they have, you can look 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.920 up the ingredients and that might be a main ingredient 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:47.000 that you're allergic to. So you might be allergic to, 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:51.640 let's say, an anti inflammatory, or you might be allergic 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:55.960 to penicillin, or you might be allergic to flab adubadops. Right, 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:57.480 And then you look on the side of the bottle 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.760 or you look on the ingredients and it's got Flabba 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.160 doodoe bops in there, and you're like, oh, I'm allergic 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.280 to that, So I can't take this product. So it's 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:08.800 not necessarily that you're allergic to a sky Rizzy. It's 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.840 that there's ingredients in sky Rizzy that you know you're 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.320 allergic to because it has something in there that you 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:15.400 can't take, thank you. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:16.400 So there you go. Yeah. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:18.720 Also, let's talk about the ninety eight year old slamming 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:19.760 it with the eighty two year old. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:20.360 That's amazing. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.520 First of all, who is ever too old for sex? 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:24.360 Right? 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.080 Like we always talk about how people are too young 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:31.040 for sex. Yes, but when you're that old, you should 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.880 have a right to get it in, do whatever you 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:35.440 gotta do. What's wrong with that? 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:36.320 You know? 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.240 My mom was a nurse. She used to say that 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:39.880 the STD rates inside. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:40.760 Of some of these retirement homes. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.440 You wouldn't believe how many of them would be on 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.680 pills for Okay, so I'll tell you guys a story 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:46.520 that my mom told me. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:47.400 God Rest her soul. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.360 She was a nurse and in Alzheimer's a dementia unit years ago, 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:55.560 and she had walked in on one resident performing oral 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:59.360 sex on another and man and woman obviously, but anyways, 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:04.560 she said that neither of them, unfortunately, because it's upsetting 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:08.360 and it's sad, could remember that they were married, so 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.839 they had spouses outside of the place that weren't there 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:12.400 with them. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.560 But they both had all Alzheimer's, so that's not cheating. 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:19.120 Now, wait a minute, what if they did know and 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.440 they used their diagnosis as an execuse. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:24.079 Okay, then that's clearly wrong. But Brodie, let's let me remember. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.960 Let's have some fun for a second. Let's assume they 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:29.559 both had Alzheimer's and you and me know no at 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:33.600 the same exact Think about it for a second. Would 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.520 they be to blame if the both of them seriously 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:41.160 had this condition and they honestly didn't know, I would 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:42.040 say they're not to blame. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.560 I give them a free pass not cheating. What if 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.520 they're wearing wedding rings. Wouldn't that be like a subtle 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.000 reminder they might forget what that symbol does, so what 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:52.880 that means? That's not how it works. Or if they 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.000 had pictures of their spouses on their night tables right 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:55.680 next to the bed. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.000 I don't know. I don't know how it works if 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:01.520 they legitimately didn't remember, but I don't know. I don't 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.120 want to think about it. I'll take their shot on 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:06.679 this one. Yeah you would. It's a free pass. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.000 Brody and scary and ever scary and Brody, it's well 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.840 from CT First off, big shout out to all the veterans. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:16.040 Let's just put that number one first and foremost. Also, 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.720 I never got passed in on the phone call. That's 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.880 just fucking insane. A little scary if you ask me, 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:27.120 but also scary. Yeah, like you've been Robbin forever. I 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.640 think everybody knows by now that she's your girlfriend. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:31.559 You know what I mean? 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:34.800 So yeah, Brody is right, just say Robbin like everybody 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.560 knows she's your girlfriend. It's like, do you have to 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:41.040 remind people like, in case you forgot, this is my girlfriend? 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:41.360 Guys? 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:43.360 You know I do have a girlfriend, guys, in case 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:43.800 you forgot? 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:44.160 Okay? 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:48.560 And also, who the fuck pee is long enough to 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:52.840 have a conversation? I pee like twenty thirty seconds tops, 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:55.400 only enough time to say hey, and then I'm out 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.080 the door, Like who peas that long? 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.720 Well the fuck To address your first question, let me 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.800 just say this a lot of times, because we are 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:09.319 seasoned veteran broadcasters. Occasionally we will throw in a context 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:12.640 clue just as a nod for new people, because there 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:15.920 are constantly new people that are experiencing the podcast. The 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:19.959 same way I would say producer Sam from The Big 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:22.920 Show from the Elvis Durant Show. Yes, we know the 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.560 the lion's share of the people listening know who that is. 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:30.400 But if there's a new listener to this podcast, they'll clueless. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:36.040 So it doesn't hurt here and there. Occasionally putting that 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:40.200 word ahead of who the person we're talking about is correct, 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.320 and that's we've been trained to do that from the 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:49.920 very beginning. So all right, now the peeing thing. Did 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:51.000 you want to address that, Brody? 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.960 Yeah, So first of all, when you walk into the bathroom, 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:58.640 there's the figuring out what urinal you want to use, Yeah, right, 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.800 strategically spacing between you and the other person. That's a 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.760 few seconds. Then there's the like getting your pants undone, 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.120 and that's a few seconds. Then you might have like 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.040 a second or two before the stream starts. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:11.679 Will is talking about the act itself being twenty the 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:12.240 thres no. 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:15.840 I've peed for thirty five forty seconds if I had 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.280 a lot to drink. And more importantly, sometimes you just 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:21.000 kind of you don't pee right away, you're kind of chilling. 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:22.040 Then you start peeing. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.760 Yeah, then after your peek a little shake action, you know, 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.640 I can have a conversation in thirty five forty seconds, 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:30.920 of course you all right. 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:34.960 Well, guys, ladies, now's your chance to pee for more 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:40.920 than forty seconds, because the commercials are right here and 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.360 Scary now, I would hope that that's enough. That's enough time, right, 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:45.080 you think. 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.520 What you did there before the commercial break was what 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.560 they call a segue, nice segue into commercial. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:53.120 You like that? All right? That was very professional? Yeah, 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.960 very very professional. All right, here we are, we're back 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.680 hopefully you are too. From the guys. 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.400 This is Reesa from Wiscon and I just wanted to 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:06.080 weigh in about the Morning show situation when Scary got fired. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:10.040 When they packed up that box of your stuff there, 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.600 did they happen to put the jingles in there for you? 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.360 Because if so, could you bring that box home with 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:17.360 you because I'm really missing that. 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:19.600 Order. 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.920 Come on, guys, Kerry, what are you doing? 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:29.000 Let's go, No, the jingles were not in the box. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.960 First of all, that's that's caller of the week. I 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.040 already know it's caller of the week. Second of all, 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:36.000 if you didn't know, like if she was lying about 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:39.520 being from Wisconsin the way she says Wisconsin is definitely 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:40.760 from as someone who would say it. 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:44.000 Who's from Wisconsin? Ringer so dead Ringer? Yeah, so you 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.400 went caller of the week so far I can't. 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:46.920 I guess. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:48.800 Well, here we go. 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:52.360 We know it's old cowboy Tucker here one more time. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:59.040 Yes, I guess you know, bro, that wouldn't hurts. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:02.880 You know that you wouldn't pale the cowboy trucker here 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:07.760 who would never deny you, never deny you, to collaborate with. 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:12.160 You on a song parody. Ooh, that really hurts. 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:16.880 Sorry that I'm not a one of them. 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:21.320 Or Ferguson or one of the Kardashians or miless Iris 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:24.400 or one of them people of that nature. I guess 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:29.960 I'm just a blue collared truck driver that brings no 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.320 value to your life whatsoever. So it doesn't matter, right, 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:36.600 I don't matter, right, mo. I thought you were a 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.480 man of the people. But Jesus, I don't know what 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:40.480 to think anymore. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:41.640 I'm so distrut. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:49.000 Oh lord, wow, see you pissed him off. You made 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.080 him upset. Oh no, no, I broke his heart. I 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:54.000 didn't piss him off. It sounds like he's all I 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:54.680 said was. 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:59.480 Many years ago, back in the day I wrote parody 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:03.200 versions of hit songs when the artists would come in 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:05.560 and I would have them sing I don't know. Like 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:09.040 I had a Jason Maras, remember that song. This is 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:10.200 the remedy right that song? 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:10.440 Right? 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.240 I had him due this is a parody of my 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:16.159 original I was about the Elvis ter Ran and the 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.080 Mieazu or whatever it was. I had him do a 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:20.840 version of the remedy called the parody, and it was 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:24.760 all about the morning show. Jason Moras available. He went 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:26.679 into studio with me and we did two versions of it. 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:29.720 I had Taylor Swift. I had Taylor Swift to a song. 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.680 I think what the cowboy trucker was saying that he 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.679 is making himself available to you and maybe he should 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:37.840 collab with you on something. 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.800 No, he was saying, I why didn't I previously asked him, Well, 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:42.880 I don't do that anymore. 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.760 That's not a thing. I say. Well, you guys get 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:48.480 together in your spare time, see if you could cook 0:17:48.560 --> 0:18:02.160 something up collab. He wants a collab with you, Brody, Okay. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:18:05.400 Okay, what's going on? 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:12.600 That's Chuck MANGI own rest in peace. Thank you didn't 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:14.520 play that much of it. 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:15.280 Gary. 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:20.119 This is Christy from Colorado gives producer Sam or break. 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:24.639 She is doing IVF. Of course he's going to be hormonal. 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:28.240 Give her a break for you know, naming the phone 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:32.520 tap for gosh sake. I mean, really, the poor girl's 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:34.560 trying to have a baby her break. 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:37.760 She's going through IVF. She told her story on the 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:40.280 Big Show. We're talking about Producer Sam from The Big Show. 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:45.040 But she the talkbacker here is telling me that I 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:48.320 should give her a break and not throw her under 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:53.320 the bus on the morning that she labeled the phone 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:55.160 tap the wrong thing and we played the wrong phone 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:58.720 tap the morning that they quote fired me where she was. 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:01.119 I was the last line of defense, and I should 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.280 have listened to it to make sure that the audio 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:07.320 was what it said. It was all right. I don't 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:11.240 know if if that has anything to do with your 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:15.199 work performance, is it? I don't know, prote I don't know. 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:16.760 But also, when you leave it talk back, you got 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:19.560 to set up what you're talking about, right, Well, she's 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:20.760 that's what she was talking about. 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:24.159 I just oh, I left that being said. Uh, she 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:28.000 basically I threw Sam under the bus because she was 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:33.800 the one who technically made us play the wrong phone tap. 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:36.000 But everyone was blaming me because it's my job to 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:39.480 check her work after she does her job. So that's 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:42.280 what she's trying to say. But I don't know if 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:45.960 one has anything to do with the other. I don't know. 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.399 I don't listen. If the pilot of your plane cressed 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:51.240 into a mountain, no, does that mean hormonal? She says 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:53.840 to be like, Oh, I don't know. It's okay because 0:19:53.880 --> 0:19:57.160 they were I don't know who knows. I mean, I see, 0:19:57.200 --> 0:19:59.679 I guess what you're saying. But I don't think that 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:02.639 you're one won't have anything to do with job performance. 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:08.040 Scary Christy from Colorado, Oh she's back. John Bunjovi had 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:11.879 throat surgery. He had an implant put in. There's a 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:17.000 documentary on Hulu called thank You good Night, so that 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:21.520 gives all the information about his throat surgery and all 0:20:21.560 --> 0:20:22.560 the touring they did. 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:23.040 Got it. 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.200 We will be lucky if he tours again. 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:29.080 So yeah, So that's in reference to the Brooklyn Boys 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:31.720 episode where we were talking about when they pulled the 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:34.000 mic away from their faces and they pointed to the 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:37.520 crowd to fill in those notes on the high registers 0:20:37.600 --> 0:20:41.560 of those songs. So yeah, so he probably can't go 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:47.080 there anymore. But physically does that make any sense? Brodie? 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:51.359 You're early quiet here? No, no, listen. 0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:55.240 If John can't hit the notes anymore, whether it's age 0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:59.679 or physical, mental or whatever, God bless them, he's still touring, 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:00.280 you know. 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:02.800 Well, she's saying, because that we we may not get 0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:06.200 another tour. He may have done damage. 0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:09.720 Well, maybe maybe he does an acoustic set down the road, 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:11.720 you know, or I don't know. I hope he'll I 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:14.480 hope his voice comes back. We allso i'd like to 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:15.960 be able to Yeah, of course, we never want to 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:22.800 see rock legends retire. So okay, what do we got 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:23.320 going on here? 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:32.360 Is this a cowboy trucker classic? In the baking has 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:36.320 a hell of an intro. I don't know, folks, people 0:21:36.359 --> 0:21:42.080 leaving these instrumental uh talkback sets? Another leak? Okay, keep going, Okay, 0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:42.680 let's not talk. 0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:51.560 Hey, guys, thanks for holding man. You know, I was 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:52.600 busy there, you know. 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:56.679 But you know, Scooty, he hate to break it to you, 0:21:57.119 --> 0:22:02.600 but broad his rat ship rolls downhill, and that's the 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:03.439 way it is, buddy. 0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:08.000 But as shit roll downhill, you have a right to 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:10.560 roll that ship down the hill. 0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:16.560 That is very true. Okay, okay, thank you. He gave 0:22:16.560 --> 0:22:19.199 his own hold music. That's what that was. Yeah, the 0:22:19.280 --> 0:22:21.959 last it took him three of them to establish it. 0:22:22.760 --> 0:22:25.000 Three he left three talkbacks in a row before he 0:22:25.040 --> 0:22:29.679 said a word. Yes, you could continue to take that 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:32.520 ship and roll it, continue to roll it down the hill. 0:22:34.240 --> 0:22:37.119 So forget about being nice and all that, and I 0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:40.520 don't want to hurt nobody and all that crap. Just 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:44.080 go down, you know, roll that shit down the hill. 0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:46.400 Go to that person that did that and tell them 0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:47.560 you fucked up. 0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:50.160 And I'm in deep shit, but. 0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:52.439 I'm pretty sure Elvis is going to get some of 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:53.920 that ship rolled down his hill. 0:22:54.119 --> 0:22:57.320 So that's the way it is, buddy, accept it, And 0:22:57.600 --> 0:22:58.439 that's the way it is. 0:22:58.560 --> 0:23:03.359 Already loud, thank you, And you know, I think that 0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:06.359 you guys just got to lex, you know, and let 0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:10.000 things go. You know, too many vacations, too many vacations there. 0:23:10.280 --> 0:23:12.679 You know, you need to tangen up ship, you know, 0:23:13.119 --> 0:23:16.639 cancel labor day vacation, don't go to the Jersey shore. 0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:19.320 Get to work, man, do your homework. 0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:22.439 That way, you won't have these kind of problems because 0:23:23.119 --> 0:23:25.960 you let things go, you get too comfortable. And this 0:23:26.000 --> 0:23:28.960 is what happens and then you're crying that oh Elvis 0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:30.080 got after me. 0:23:30.280 --> 0:23:30.600 Boy. 0:23:31.240 --> 0:23:35.679 So take this as a learning experience. Okay, you screw 0:23:35.680 --> 0:23:36.000 it up. 0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:40.240 Okay, start with a clean slate, get to work and 0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:44.920 triple check, quadruple check. Make sure everything is checked out 0:23:45.000 --> 0:23:47.359 before you let it go out. Forget about going all 0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:50.040 the all of those booshey bar. Maybe you might not 0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:52.600 make it to that Wednesday weddings. That's a good excuse 0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:54.119 not to make it to the Wednesday wedding. 0:23:54.359 --> 0:23:57.760 But you know, get to work, man. Okay, that's the 0:23:57.800 --> 0:23:58.760 only way you're gonna. 0:23:58.560 --> 0:24:00.800 Do it, all right. I don't see the correlation here. 0:24:00.840 --> 0:24:04.359 What does what does taking vacations have to do with 0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:08.879 screwing up? Yeah? I mean maybe if you're well rested 0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:09.639 you won't screw up. 0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:13.160 Yeah, But that's the that's the opposite. That means take 0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:16.560 too many vacations. You're out of practice, you're out of rhythm. 0:24:16.840 --> 0:24:19.480 Oh come on, we could do this. We do this 0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:21.720 show with our eyes closed. We we go right, we 0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:24.280 bounce right back to it. And by the way, there 0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:27.760 will be of an education of education of a vacation, 0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:33.680 an edumacation of vocation coming up at the end. Of August. Yeah, 0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:36.360 it's been too long. Scaries, exhausted the week, the week. 0:24:36.480 --> 0:24:38.800 Now with the week leading up till Labor Day, I'm 0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:42.840 planning something. I'm kind of excited about it. Brodie shaking 0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:47.679 his head. Uh, doctor, you can't watch the vacations. I 0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:49.760 can't with the vacations. Let's just move. You should take 0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:52.800 one yourself. I'm telling you. I'm on one. 0:24:53.680 --> 0:24:54.600 A lie, doctor. 0:24:55.640 --> 0:25:00.640 Then I have problem the Jardians. 0:25:00.640 --> 0:25:01.600 I should give me a call. 0:25:02.840 --> 0:25:04.639 So I feel like I have a rash between my 0:25:04.760 --> 0:25:10.480 balls and my asshole. That's no so I love, but 0:25:10.600 --> 0:25:13.600 it's killing me. I kind of feel like my limbs 0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:14.600 about to fall off? 0:25:15.160 --> 0:25:16.080 What should I do? 0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:17.800 Please call me? 0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:19.119 Call me please? 0:25:19.680 --> 0:25:21.440 I don't want to my limbs. 0:25:24.800 --> 0:25:29.920 Wow, okay, Scary and Brodie Rock and Steve over there. 0:25:29.960 --> 0:25:33.439 I got a little situation. So I'm traveling from New 0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:36.800 York to Pennsylvania right now. I stop at the rest 0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:39.639 stop to use the bathroom, and there's a guy that 0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:42.679 works there about the bedroom door. It's probably have to 0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:45.840 be two parts because little lengthy. So anyway, I walk 0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:46.600 with a limp. 0:25:47.160 --> 0:25:47.440 I don't. 0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:49.119 I don't play a lot, but I walk with a limp. 0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:52.280 So he says to me, He's like, hit the handicap 0:25:52.320 --> 0:25:55.320 button on the side there to get in. So I 0:25:55.359 --> 0:25:58.080 didn't want to be a dick and say why I 0:25:58.160 --> 0:26:01.480 just the fucking handicap that door bought and open the 0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:04.600 door when I'm obviously walking. I'm not in a wheelchair. 0:26:05.880 --> 0:26:08.080 But I know I would say you because I walk 0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:12.640 with a limp. My arms are fine, song obviously capable 0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:14.040 of opening a door. But again, I don't want to 0:26:14.040 --> 0:26:16.480 be that dick and say, why am not I the 0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:19.119 handicapped door when I'm walking? Fine, I'm not in a wheelchair, 0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:21.560 says as the door does open for people who are 0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:22.800 on wheelchairs, as it. 0:26:22.880 --> 0:26:25.359 May of my box. Well, I think you know he 0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:27.479 was trying to be over accommodating because you saw you're 0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:30.280 walking with a limp. Nothing wrong with him offering it. 0:26:30.760 --> 0:26:35.880 You don't have to accept that, but that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:26:35.880 --> 0:26:38.280 I agree with scary. Yeah, it wasn't making fun of you, 0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:40.680 you know. All right, all right, let's take a break, 0:26:40.680 --> 0:26:51.080 shall we, BOYD podcast? Yeah, all right, let's go more 0:26:51.240 --> 0:26:53.119 talkbacks on the way. 0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:58.200 Chewing Body, Body and sewing over there rocket Steed from 0:26:58.200 --> 0:27:05.720 the box. Valdez's question do I Agel's voice or both 0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:06.080 of them. 0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:08.920 No, on, I did say your voice. 0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:13.359 I can't think point whether it's the accent or I 0:27:13.400 --> 0:27:16.600 don't understand most of what you say, but I don't 0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:19.159 like your voice. I'm sure you're a good guy, but 0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:22.480 your voice makes me fucking. 0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:26.760 Okay, thanks, let's not let's not be Slice on Slice Crime. Please, well, 0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:28.600 hold on a second, I too am bone to pick 0:27:28.640 --> 0:27:31.240 with Juan Valdez. Now that we're on the topic. Oh, 0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:34.160 whoa whoa host on Slice Crime. Yeah, here we go 0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:38.720 Slice on a host on Slice Crime, David Brody. It 0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:43.920 doesn't Juan Valdez a ka Wan Vazquez claim to be 0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:49.000 one of the biggest longtime slices Big Family Show. Yeah, 0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:53.639 he's been in your apartment. He's been in my apartment, yes, yesterday. 0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:57.240 Gandhi from The Big Show gets a gift in the mail. 0:27:59.160 --> 0:28:03.320 Lo and behold it is a I guess oil on 0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:12.160 canvas painting hand painted picture of Gandhi. Gandhi's face has 0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:15.639 a bunch of flowers blossoming from a from a flower pot. 0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:18.960 Very cool and creative thing and it looks like the 0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:22.280 person spent a lot of time on it to do that. 0:28:22.359 --> 0:28:29.480 Painting for Gandhi. Who did that painting? Juan Vasquez aka 0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:34.639 Wan Valdez. So so he is spending a lot of 0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:38.840 time and energy to make paintings and gift other members 0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:41.480 of our morning show. But yet in all the years 0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:46.320 that we've known him, he's given us goatsambul we got nothing. 0:28:46.760 --> 0:28:50.320 Well, I think he gives us content and talk backs. 0:28:50.960 --> 0:28:54.000 And if he gave us paintings that would have no value, 0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:56.800 that would hold on, hold on bat, that would have 0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:59.440 no value to our listeners. Yeah, but what he does 0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:01.960 for us is he gives his time and effort and 0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:05.960 creativity and sound effects sometimes and the sketches he does, 0:29:06.600 --> 0:29:09.960 and that's for everyone. He gives presents to everyone except 0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:11.440 Rock and Steve over there in the Bronx. 0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:13.880 But we haven't gotten free shit for us for a 0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:15.160 long time. Don't you think it would be. 0:29:15.200 --> 0:29:17.840 Okay, that's a different story. I wouldn't mind getting some. 0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:20.320 I haven't gotten grape soda in a long time, free 0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:21.000 shit for us? 0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:23.760 What's up with that? Alabama? Grape soda has not shown 0:29:23.840 --> 0:29:26.040 up and we haven't gotten any T shirts sent to us. 0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:29.200 Hook your boy up something. But Juan Valdez takes his 0:29:29.280 --> 0:29:33.280 time and energy to make Gandhi a painting and that 0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:35.520 that means a lot. That means the most because he 0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:38.280 put the time and energy into it of his own. 0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:40.239 He didn't just go buy something and send it to us. 0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:42.840 I mean, what if what if he found a painting 0:29:42.880 --> 0:29:46.280 and just looked like Gandhi? No, he hand painted it. 0:29:46.360 --> 0:29:49.240 And I'm very jealous that she has a hand crafted 0:29:49.680 --> 0:29:53.680 painting on her desk now that Juan Valdez made. Okay, 0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:54.480 where's the look like? 0:29:54.520 --> 0:29:57.360 A scary Would you like a Scary Jones handcrafted painting 0:29:57.600 --> 0:29:57.840 of you? 0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:00.000 What would be great to do a Brooklyn Boys one? 0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:04.960 Don't you think I'm all right without it? Let's speak 0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:05.640 for yourself. 0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:11.560 Oh heyay, thank you one. The Eldez a nice compliment. 0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:16.760 Yet the PTO, Well, it's the industry that I chose 0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:20.479 to be in. You know, I'm not jealous of anyone 0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:24.440 if they have like one thousand vacation days, it's you know, hey, 0:30:24.560 --> 0:30:30.560 that's what I got into. And about the the stealing, 0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:33.120 we will do that in port number two. 0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:35.720 Oh thanks for teasing ahead. 0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:39.200 Hey, this is m J from Pot two. Okay, that's 0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:41.200 the ceiling. One time I was in a store and 0:30:41.240 --> 0:30:43.360 they still would have a code for the workers. If 0:30:43.360 --> 0:30:46.280 somebody was shoplifting in one of the aisles and I 0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:48.080 heard the code because I knew what it was. I 0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:52.160 don't know, it's so many years ago, the person taking 0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:55.680 the stuff, but I whispered the bitter leave. Now they're 0:30:55.680 --> 0:30:58.160 on to you, and then you know I had the 0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:04.840 felon or whatever can get out of there. Part three. Yes, 0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:07.600 about the water in the shopping cart. No, I'm not 0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:10.160 going back. I'm sorry. I'm not drinking the wagon back 0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:12.360 and going, oh, I forgot to pay for the water. 0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:15.760 If I'm actually this did happen to me. I was 0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:18.160 in this store. I forgot I had the water in 0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:22.280 the in my cart. I pat, I kind of almost 0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:25.000 was paying for my stuff, and I go, oh shoot, 0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:27.000 And I told the guy I didn't pay for the water, 0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:29.560 and you know we rang it up. That's different and 0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:31.520 I'm not going back into it. 0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:32.840 Yeah. 0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:36.560 About the insurance fraud with the phone, not not a 0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:38.840 good thing. You know you're not gonna you know, karma 0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:42.360 comes back. Trust me. I've been in positions where you 0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:44.320 know I might have did something wrong and some hell 0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:48.280 comes back. I don't care. Whatever doesn't come out in 0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:53.280 the wash will come out in the wrench. So love 0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:58.120 you guys, Trucker, you crack me up, Man Valdez, love you, 0:31:58.280 --> 0:31:59.000 love everyone. 0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:03.960 Okay, thank you MJ. But yeah, I'm not going back either. 0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:07.080 She's with me on that one. You heard that the 0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:08.960 water at the bottom of the cart and you're walking. 0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:11.720 You're in the parking lot already. If that water is there, like, 0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:14.320 you know what, I've screw it next time. 0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:16.400 Yeah, I'll tell you what you can do because I 0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:19.640 did this at Target. You take the UPC code off 0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:22.120 of the wrapping and the next time you go to 0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:25.040 Costco or Target, have them scan it and pay for 0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:28.160 it enough to go back at that time. But you 0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:29.920 should go back and do that. You know I've done that. 0:32:29.920 --> 0:32:33.400 That's a healthy compromise. Thank you, all right, I like that, 0:32:33.480 --> 0:32:33.800 Thank you? 0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:37.280 All right, eight guys, I know you know, we all 0:32:37.400 --> 0:32:39.760 know you guys should have been Joe Rogan in the 0:32:39.760 --> 0:32:43.000 podcast Awards a few years ago. And here's something just funny. 0:32:43.040 --> 0:32:45.200 He's talking about celebrity desksin three here. 0:32:45.040 --> 0:32:48.120 We go and the other guy, this poor guy. It 0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:52.080 always happens, right, Malcolm Jamal Warner, the kid from the 0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:55.160 Cosby Show. He dies and then nobody thinks about it 0:32:55.200 --> 0:32:58.240 because right the day after Pozzy dies and then. 0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:00.760 Whole coging guys, you know, dying threes. 0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:05.840 Yeah, like that, celebrities dying threes. 0:33:06.840 --> 0:33:09.280 Hey, Joe Rogan, I know you're the world's most popular 0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:12.160 podcaster and you make ten million dollars a month, but 0:33:12.280 --> 0:33:15.600 they don't die in threes. You just stop counting. And 0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:18.960 Michael Malcolm Jamal wa get fucked. Okay, Chuck Manzi only 0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:22.280 got fucked. Connie Francis got fucked. Barah Fawcett got fucked 0:33:22.280 --> 0:33:24.120 because she died the same day as Michael Jackson. 0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:25.040 Malcolm. 0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:28.480 People cared about Michael Jabal Warner because not everyone cares 0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:31.440 about Ozzie. So come on, Joe Rogan, give us some 0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:32.320 of that Joe Rogan money. 0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:34.560 Here's another one. It gets even better listening to this one. 0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:35.920 I'm Malcolm Jamal Warner. 0:33:36.000 --> 0:33:39.240 But then also is you know his news got blown 0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:40.840 out by Ozzie and now Hulk. 0:33:40.960 --> 0:33:43.600 So it is weird that they always die in threes. 0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:46.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what that's all about it, 0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:49.680 but it's so common cosmic pntribution sounds going on. 0:33:49.720 --> 0:33:52.080 It is like there's a pattern to the universe. 0:33:51.720 --> 0:33:52.440 Where that happens. 0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:58.479 Yeah, so, but as far as you know, Hey Brody, 0:33:58.600 --> 0:33:59.240 I thought about it. 0:33:59.320 --> 0:34:00.600 That was the end of that one. All right, well, 0:34:00.600 --> 0:34:03.480 thank you, all right, I paid the same clip twice. Basically, 0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:06.120 Hey Brody, I. 0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:09.000 Thought about your trick using the navigation system not putting 0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:11.080 your home address in there. And you know what, that 0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:14.480 wouldn't work for me because I have my my registration 0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:17.760 and my insurance card. I keep that in my glove box, 0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:18.560 so that. 0:34:18.520 --> 0:34:19.279 Would work for me. 0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:21.239 David Brody, I don't know where you keep yours. Maybe 0:34:21.239 --> 0:34:22.160 you keep it up your ass. 0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:23.040 I don't know what you keep it. 0:34:23.120 --> 0:34:28.960 A look up, Brody, I don't keep it in a 0:34:29.000 --> 0:34:32.520 findable spot. No, clearly it's up your ass. 0:34:33.920 --> 0:34:37.280 Yeah, that's like, Hey Brody, it's Andy the bus driver. 0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:40.560 So das just talking on Slice time three forty four 0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:43.920 about getting your car stolen. You said, don't set the 0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:48.080 home to your home, which made sense, but then you said, 0:34:48.760 --> 0:34:50.360 nothing in my car has. 0:34:50.200 --> 0:34:54.279 My address correct, So I'm still thinking. I'm like, well, 0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:58.080 wait a minute, registration and insurance. I mean, I don't 0:34:58.080 --> 0:34:59.680 really keep mine in my car because I forget to 0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:02.000 put it there. Only was still on the counter, but 0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:03.880 doesn't that have your address? 0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:11.759 Yeah, the registration is in my wallet. Okay, but what 0:35:11.760 --> 0:35:14.920 about insurance card? Actually I have both in my wallet. 0:35:14.960 --> 0:35:19.160 I don't keep anything in my car. Yeah yeah, I'm 0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:22.080 with him on that. Yeah. We don't keep our stuff 0:35:22.120 --> 0:35:26.360 in our car, keep it in our wallets. Yeah. Oh boys, 0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:27.800 it's risk of not findable. 0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:29.640 Okay, hey bee. 0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:34.760 Boys, it's riska This talkback is in regards to scary 0:35:34.840 --> 0:35:39.239 calling Robin his girlfriend forever. My great uncle who's like 0:35:39.560 --> 0:35:44.000 ninety eight, calls his girlfriends his lady friends. He gets 0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:48.480 a new girlfriend like every month because they keep dying lol. 0:35:48.960 --> 0:35:51.480 But anyway, he's always like, oh yeah, my lady friend. 0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:53.960 And I'm like, is that your girlfriend? 0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:55.400 Like why, I don't know. 0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:56.719 I'm like, why did you say that? 0:35:56.800 --> 0:35:57.480 It's really cute. 0:35:57.520 --> 0:35:59.239 Though it's euphimistic, it's fine. 0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:01.239 I meant to send this talkback a while ago for 0:36:01.400 --> 0:36:05.879 Asian Boy Mic. The reason why I said Asian boy 0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:09.120 Mic is because he always says it's your boy Asian Mic, 0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:11.480 and so I don't know why I said Asian boy Mic. 0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:16.080 But this is my apology because he got offended. I 0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:18.759 wasn't trying to offend. I think it was just a 0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:23.839 dyslexic moment. By the way, the last Slice Time was 0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:27.680 literally it should have just been called the Cowboy Trucker 0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:32.200 and Juan Valdez Slice Time because the amount of talkbacks 0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:33.359 those two left. 0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:34.560 One time, I. 0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:37.600 Was responding to something a few times, remember Scary about 0:36:37.600 --> 0:36:39.759 like using the bathroom at a restaurant and tell me 0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:42.440 your tips and tricks. And I sent a few talkbacks 0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:45.239 and then Scary you were like enough rifco with the talkbacks, 0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:47.680 So like, why did I get in trouble but other 0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:49.400 people can send five million? 0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:54.960 No, because I was very I'll tell you I was 0:36:55.760 --> 0:37:04.040 last week's wait, anti what what what? I'm not sexist 0:37:04.120 --> 0:37:08.000 and anti semitic, Okay, all right, but I was very 0:37:08.040 --> 0:37:11.080 salty on last week's episode. I thought I made it 0:37:11.120 --> 0:37:15.520 clear how exasperated I was that they were leaving seven, eight, ten, 0:37:15.640 --> 0:37:19.600 twelve talkbacks in a row. It's just it's it's very selfish. 0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:21.919 Don't do that many and that does that That goes 0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:25.880 for everybody. But if Brody says something, don't make me 0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:27.880 be the bad copy. You know you agree with me, 0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:31.640 but you're trying to kick fans the people. I'm telling 0:37:31.640 --> 0:37:33.840 you how it is, and Brody feels the same way. 0:37:33.960 --> 0:37:37.360 But Broty's being a pussy. I'm telling you that Brody 0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:40.680 was just as just as just as salty as I was. 0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:45.319 About the amount of talkbacks left by a few individuals less, 0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:48.319 I wasn't. I wasn't salty. I would say that some 0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:52.480 of them were unnecessary, some of them were over the top, 0:37:53.120 --> 0:37:55.320 some of them were could have been windled down a 0:37:55.360 --> 0:37:58.680 little bit, yeah, but still very you know, some of 0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:00.320 them very good. You can get it into two or 0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:05.880 three h Sometimes you don't need nine. You don't nobody 0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:06.520 needs nine. 0:38:06.960 --> 0:38:09.520 The issue is why were you nasty to Rifka? That's 0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:13.160 why I was not nasty. You know why you should 0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:15.759 apologize to Rika? Because when Rifka left the talkback, just 0:38:15.840 --> 0:38:18.360 now you what she did. She said, Hi, this is Rifka. 0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:21.799 I'm calling about when you reference, and she explained why 0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:24.720 she was calling. She set it up beautifully, and whatever 0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:25.759 she says after that is goald. 0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:29.040 Rifka is a role is a role model talkback? Then 0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:31.759 here Sleeven though she's a woman and she's Jewish, right. 0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:35.920 Why yes, I am leaving another talkback because. 0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:37.680 Apparently there are no rules. 0:38:37.719 --> 0:38:41.439 Just kidding, just my last talkback anyway. I do love 0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:45.520 Cowboy Chalker and Juan Valdez. Theirs are hilarious. I just 0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:47.520 thought it was funny that I send, you know, a 0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:50.319 few in a row and Scary says, stop Rifko with 0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:53.840 the talkback, But everyone else can send a lot anyway, 0:38:54.040 --> 0:38:55.440 Love you all, kisses. 0:38:55.880 --> 0:38:58.400 I'm just I'm just policing this to keep this a 0:38:58.440 --> 0:39:01.640 better podcast for everyone one so we can continue to 0:39:01.680 --> 0:39:05.160 move forward on stuff. All full momentum is always great. 0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:07.719 It's nice to reflect a little bit and talk, you know, 0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:11.560 leave some information and things about the past and comment. 0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:13.799 And that that's what this podcast is supposed to be about. 0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:17.520 Right here, is commenting on other things. But let's continue 0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:20.520 the narrative. Let's keep it going, Let's keep it going forward. 0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:22.640 Like I'm not to see what I'm doing right now. 0:39:22.719 --> 0:39:24.480 See what I'm doing right now? Talking too much? Yes, 0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:26.799 people are getting annoyed. But this is this is the 0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:29.560 equivalent of leaving eleven talkbacks in a row. Yet I'm 0:39:29.600 --> 0:39:32.359 getting salty, I'm getting over. I'm going over and over 0:39:32.400 --> 0:39:34.799 the same material against the button. Scary. See what I'm 0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:37.560 doing here, This is the equivalent of leaving twelve talkbacks 0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:40.840 I'm continuing. I'm going on a tirade. I'm not stopping. 0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:44.120 I'm saying the same thing eleven eleven different ways. I 0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:45.719 am a man of the people, but I'm not a 0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:47.759 man is scary? Shut up? All right, and let's get 0:39:47.760 --> 0:39:49.640 Brody's a pussy and Brodie felt the same way that 0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:51.440 I did. End of story. Let's go all right, you 0:39:51.480 --> 0:39:51.960 want what you. 0:39:51.920 --> 0:39:56.600 Eating any here? That the whole thing with the Billy 0:39:56.640 --> 0:39:59.800 Bob thought and where am I? I thought of me 0:40:00.000 --> 0:40:05.040 perfect sense. It was you won't believe where I am? Shit, 0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:07.319 I don't even know where I am, so how could 0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:07.880 you believe it? 0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:09.600 Kind of thing. 0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:12.040 It was a little funky the way they said it, 0:40:12.160 --> 0:40:14.120 but didn't make sense. 0:40:16.040 --> 0:40:18.640 No, it was funky the way they said it. 0:40:18.880 --> 0:40:26.120 Thank you Reggie here, Okay, I didn't know that the 0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:30.239 Slice time jingle was based on an actual song. 0:40:31.040 --> 0:40:34.080 So now that I'm youtubing it and listening to it, it's. 0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:37.000 Like mind white lines. 0:40:37.400 --> 0:40:42.760 And it's because the words aren't right. 0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:52.440 What to Lie's time and and your lyrics are so 0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:55.360 much catchier, Brodie, like, it's a better song. 0:40:56.320 --> 0:40:56.680 Thank you. 0:40:58.000 --> 0:40:59.080 I can't believe this. 0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:01.319 For the first time ever. 0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:02.080 The other day agough. 0:41:02.520 --> 0:41:06.200 I heard the song that one of your other theme 0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:09.440 songs from Brooklyn Boys was based on, and that was 0:41:09.440 --> 0:41:11.680 a shock of my life too. I was like, what 0:41:11.680 --> 0:41:13.560 what did the podcast starting? 0:41:13.600 --> 0:41:14.920 And then I was like, oh my god, this. 0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:18.040 Is a song weedam Boys? That's right. Yeah, I don't, 0:41:18.080 --> 0:41:18.839 I don't. I don't write. 0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:21.000 I mean the AI songs I write are original, but 0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:22.719 other than that, it's parodies. They got to be based 0:41:22.719 --> 0:41:23.000 on something. 0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:26.959 Yea and yeah, and we've discussed a great length both 0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:29.319 of those songs being parody. How did you miss that? Yeah? 0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:30.080 What's that? 0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:32.800 And by the way, uh, the Boys from Brooklyn is 0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:35.440 No Sleep Till Brooklyn by the Beastie Boys. Also listen 0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:38.759 in order, that's Daughter by Pearl Jam I Hate and 0:41:39.040 --> 0:41:42.120 the Boys are Back in Town. That's the Boys are 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:46.919 Back in Town right Bye by Thin Lizzy and and Uhggie, all. 0:41:46.880 --> 0:41:49.800 Right, yeah, there's another one. What do you got Prody Boys. 0:41:49.560 --> 0:41:52.160 Are Back in Town is also uh bon Jovi does 0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:56.200 a version of it, and uh, oh, Deuce about Spruce 0:41:56.440 --> 0:41:57.440 Deuce is by Kiss. 0:41:57.560 --> 0:41:59.360 I didn't write that Spruce song. It's a party. 0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:04.000 Reggie here, okay. I used to manage several hotels. We 0:42:04.120 --> 0:42:05.680 never shocked the pool, not. 0:42:05.719 --> 0:42:08.440 When people came, not while they were there, none of 0:42:08.400 --> 0:42:08.640 a lot. 0:42:08.760 --> 0:42:12.040 So don't even decide to swim based on that. We're 0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:14.120 not cleaning that pool. It's not happening. 0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:15.360 Okay, that's nasty. 0:42:15.360 --> 0:42:18.560 Okay, Skyler from New Jersey, don't believe anything. 0:42:18.560 --> 0:42:19.120 Reggie says. 0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:21.520 She has never once worked at a hotel, so she 0:42:21.560 --> 0:42:23.600 has no idea what they do with the pool. 0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:28.680 Thank you, Skyler for Reggie's bullshit. 0:42:29.840 --> 0:42:32.719 This is Jenny checking in from Ohio. I'm listening to 0:42:32.760 --> 0:42:35.719 the conversation about the ninety eight year old woman who 0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:38.160 has a boyfriend and it's sexually active in the nursing home. 0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:42.440 I actually just read a study done that says sti's 0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:44.480 are more of a concern in nursing home than they 0:42:44.520 --> 0:42:48.000 ever used to be. Where people are sexually active and 0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:51.960 they're not as concerned about sti's. A lot of them 0:42:51.960 --> 0:42:54.920 don't even realize that it can happen. So that was 0:42:55.040 --> 0:42:56.160 quite an interesting read. 0:42:56.680 --> 0:43:03.120 Yeah, all right, wait a minute, that's an STI sexually 0:43:03.120 --> 0:43:04.760 transmitted infection infection. 0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:07.960 Okay, Scary's a liar. 0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:10.160 Scary's a liar about the back hair. 0:43:11.200 --> 0:43:14.520 He was the first customer I ever had at back 0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:19.239 hair today, sweater tomorrow. I removed all of that back 0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:23.600 hair with all sorts of equipment that made him a sweater. 0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:27.360 Come on, all right, Reggie, I need Skylar Skyler, please 0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:29.799 disproved Reggie's theory. 0:43:30.640 --> 0:43:34.719 Excuse me to the person who doesn't like. 0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:36.480 One belve is his voice. 0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:41.440 That's a racist. That's a racist that you better stop, 0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:46.520 and you better stop. That's from racism. 0:43:46.800 --> 0:43:50.080 Stop the racism were Skyler? Where's Skyler from New Jersey 0:43:50.280 --> 0:43:53.840 telling saying that that that Reggie spewing more bullshit that 0:43:53.920 --> 0:43:56.839 I've never gotten my back waxed from her. 0:43:57.400 --> 0:44:01.240 Also, that's not example of racism, not liking somebody's voice. 0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:04.400 But I appreciate you sticking up slice on slice support. 0:44:04.600 --> 0:44:05.160 Very nice. 0:44:06.000 --> 0:44:10.560 Hey guys, Laura from Connecticut. I had Linme disease undiagnosed 0:44:10.800 --> 0:44:12.880 for almost two years. 0:44:13.400 --> 0:44:14.319 I was so sick. 0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:16.680 There was times I couldn't get out of bed. I 0:44:16.760 --> 0:44:19.600 was crying in pain. It felt like someone was like 0:44:19.800 --> 0:44:25.960 ripping my back apart. It was very debilitating. And my 0:44:26.080 --> 0:44:29.560 doctor never treated me and sent me to a holistic 0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:33.560 doctor because they said I had fibromyalgia. And she was 0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:36.920 the one who told me and I can say I 0:44:37.000 --> 0:44:41.120 went from working out six days a week, walking three 0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:43.600 four miles a day to not be able to get 0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:48.360 out of bed and an excruciating pain. So I'm hoping 0:44:48.400 --> 0:44:51.480 he's telling the truth. Of course, we don't want him 0:44:51.480 --> 0:44:53.640 to be sick, but at the same time, it's a 0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:56.600 very serious illness and it can carry with you for 0:44:56.680 --> 0:44:59.960 the rest of your life. My aunt got congestive heart 0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:02.360 failure from having lime disease. 0:45:02.960 --> 0:45:06.320 Yeah, I don't think Justin would be in the press 0:45:06.520 --> 0:45:10.239 lying about that, So that's just my case conversation. 0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:14.000 That's Hey, guys, Laura, if I'm Connecticut, I just feel 0:45:14.040 --> 0:45:16.279 like it's a phone tap. Who cares if you're heard 0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:18.440 it twice during the week. I don't understand why it's 0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:21.600 so serious. I hate when they call in or text 0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:22.719 and say, oh, you guys did this. 0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:23.520 You guys did that. 0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:26.560 We're listening to you for free. Get over it. That's 0:45:26.600 --> 0:45:30.439 how I see it so scary going forward. Just check them, 0:45:30.600 --> 0:45:33.439 no big deal. You and Sam check it, make sure 0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:36.480 nothing's wrong, and then you don't have to worry about it. 0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:39.359 But people need to calm down. It's a phone tap. 0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:40.960 They can get over it exactly. 0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:45.320 Thank you so much. You know, you know, logic leads 0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:47.200 the way. Logic is the light. 0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:51.719 All right again, this is a boy horn. I am 0:45:52.040 --> 0:45:55.240 very happy nothing makes me happier than you and enjoying 0:45:55.239 --> 0:45:57.839 your pain. It is inspired. 0:46:00.120 --> 0:46:02.920 Accidentally clicked on a sauce on the side with Gandhi 0:46:03.040 --> 0:46:08.439 talk back and that's Gwan leaving it for Gandhi. Okay, God, 0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:11.120 you have to play it now. See if he mentions. 0:46:10.840 --> 0:46:17.120 Us a Gandi, I'm very happy nothing makes me happier 0:46:17.200 --> 0:46:21.359 than you. Enjoy your painting. It is inspired by your 0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:26.000 fable filter that you put on everybody and Van goes 0:46:26.400 --> 0:46:30.520 Sunflowers because you are my song flower. I'm happy you 0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:33.560 like it. I've been trying to reach Andrew to bring 0:46:33.600 --> 0:46:36.440 that painting up for about two weeks, but no, Andrew 0:46:36.480 --> 0:46:41.240 does not answer. He dms A gandhis point one and 0:46:41.360 --> 0:46:43.120 maybe next time I want to come up. I want 0:46:43.120 --> 0:46:46.120 to see you guys, hang out with you guys, you know, 0:46:46.719 --> 0:46:50.879 maybe have some breakfast next with the serial killers and 0:46:51.280 --> 0:46:52.120 all the stuff. 0:46:53.080 --> 0:46:57.840 All right, one, you are I feel like he's cheating 0:46:57.840 --> 0:47:01.560 on us. This is our cold play moment. Okay, so 0:47:01.800 --> 0:47:04.920 this is like this is like every I gotta talk here. 0:47:04.920 --> 0:47:07.640 This is like every eighty sitcom where you overhear the 0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:14.920 answering machine message, yes one, you want to hang out 0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:17.640 with the serial killers? And guy, what did I tell 0:47:17.680 --> 0:47:21.080 you at the top of this cast? He made a painting. 0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:25.320 He made a painting for Gandhi. My fat finger pressed 0:47:25.320 --> 0:47:29.440 the wrong button and I accidentally played that that was 0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:31.800 a that was meant for Sauce on the side with Gandhi. 0:47:32.000 --> 0:47:35.400 It's clearly labeled he left it for the right podcast. 0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:38.000 But I feel like, all of a sudden, we put 0:47:38.080 --> 0:47:40.200 him up on the Kiss camp and there he was 0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:44.920 exposing himself to us, cheating on us. David Brody now. 0:47:45.080 --> 0:47:48.200 Was like, first of all, it sounds like he's bribing 0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:51.000 his way onto the coming up for a visit. Yeah, 0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:53.839 and never once did he say, uh, you know, maybe 0:47:53.880 --> 0:47:54.760 hang out with Skeery. 0:47:55.560 --> 0:47:57.839 No at you, He's been to your house. He doesn't 0:47:57.880 --> 0:47:58.400 care anymore. 0:47:59.239 --> 0:48:01.200 Look, I want to say this, Wan, we know you 0:48:01.239 --> 0:48:04.640 love the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We appreciate your talkbacks. As 0:48:04.680 --> 0:48:06.960 always it's brody and scary. But it would have been 0:48:07.000 --> 0:48:08.920 nice if you said, hey, Gandhi, it's your boy. Wan 0:48:09.000 --> 0:48:11.360 Valdez as always is brody and Gandhi. I would have 0:48:11.360 --> 0:48:13.840 been okay with that, but but and I don't. And 0:48:13.920 --> 0:48:16.160 I love that you like Gandhi's podcast. It's a great podcast. 0:48:16.160 --> 0:48:18.160 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you could like all the podcasts. 0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:19.799 We're not like all the podcasts. 0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:25.680 But you you strategically or suspiciously rather left any mention 0:48:25.800 --> 0:48:29.200 of us, and I feel like one you can set 0:48:29.200 --> 0:48:31.920 the record straight. I feel like maybe you're hurt because 0:48:31.920 --> 0:48:34.440 Scary was so salty about your talkbacks last week. And 0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:36.479 I just want you to know I'm still a fan. 0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:40.680 But maybe you owe Scary of painting. Now, Yeah, maybe 0:48:40.680 --> 0:48:43.520 I'd like to see a painting. I feel like we 0:48:43.640 --> 0:48:46.840 violated some code, Brooklyn. Sorry, I gotta apologize to Gandhi. 0:48:47.000 --> 0:48:48.920 I actually have to let her know that I I 0:48:49.000 --> 0:48:53.640 played her talkbacks because she's gonna bypass that now. Shit, 0:48:54.239 --> 0:48:55.520 that's my fuck, my fuck. 0:48:55.400 --> 0:49:02.400 Up, Brooklyn boys. John former man from Long Island, current 0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:06.520 inmate at the local correctional facility, using his one phone 0:49:06.520 --> 0:49:09.440 call to leave you guys at talkback regarding the last 0:49:09.440 --> 0:49:13.680 Slice Time episode from your responses regarding what I did 0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:18.600 for my wife with her broken cell phone. Man, you 0:49:18.640 --> 0:49:22.680 guys know how to hit it where it hurts. Really, 0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:26.480 I don't know which one of you guys called the 0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:29.320 Feds on me, but man, if you were going to 0:49:29.360 --> 0:49:31.000 scream me like that, you could have at least bolt 0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:36.000 mistake dinnerverse and if it was Brody, he is now 0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:39.080 two for two for getting a mailman fired. So thank 0:49:39.120 --> 0:49:42.600 you very much for that. Well, I hope you guys 0:49:42.640 --> 0:49:47.000 have a great day, and I look forward to trying 0:49:47.000 --> 0:49:47.600 to get out. 0:49:47.440 --> 0:49:48.400 Of this place. 0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:52.799 And hopefully these do reach you, and not because I'm 0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:56.760 leaving them on a payphone in this facility, but because 0:49:56.880 --> 0:49:59.160 I'm not sure how much room there actually is for 0:49:59.200 --> 0:50:03.120 all these talkbacks in between the forty seven thousand talkbacks 0:50:03.120 --> 0:50:05.480 that the trucker decides to leave each week. 0:50:05.560 --> 0:50:08.440 Now, man, you got to ease up on that. 0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:11.719 Thanks, guys, I guess I love you. 0:50:11.760 --> 0:50:12.080 Guys. 0:50:12.560 --> 0:50:13.160 Have a good one. 0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:16.920 He's doing stick by the way, So that's just a 0:50:16.960 --> 0:50:20.040 reminder to everyone if you don't remember, that's the guy 0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:23.680 who lied and has said his wife's broken phone was 0:50:23.800 --> 0:50:26.839 stolen so he could get the warranty on it. And 0:50:27.200 --> 0:50:29.640 he's claiming that we rather yeah, we turned him in. 0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:34.399 Very funny nice callback aproo boys, boys and mine. 0:50:34.640 --> 0:50:36.360 I don't know how I missed it, but like this 0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:39.120 was a slice time from like around like three forty one. 0:50:40.120 --> 0:50:43.560 So Maddy, he's from Brooklyn in the Bronx. I didn't 0:50:43.560 --> 0:50:46.280 think you Italian, but you did give all some Latina 0:50:46.360 --> 0:50:50.200 vibes to me for some reason. So Transylvania, So that 0:50:50.320 --> 0:50:51.560 makes you Romanian. 0:50:52.840 --> 0:50:53.839 Yeah, well a. 0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:55.799 Buddy of mine like married a Romanian girl and had 0:50:55.960 --> 0:50:58.680 like beautiful twin boys and some young men. Now and 0:50:58.719 --> 0:51:04.359 guess what's scary my boy has in Jamaica as well. 0:51:04.480 --> 0:51:08.240 So like Asians speaking Jamaican. There you go. Hey Maddy 0:51:08.400 --> 0:51:13.920 from Brooklyn Bronxmhachi, what those I don't know that's remaining 0:51:14.000 --> 0:51:17.440 for how you doing? Okay, I don't know how much 0:51:17.560 --> 0:51:19.560 I see it, but I just hear Maddie from Brooklyn 0:51:19.640 --> 0:51:22.040 from Bronx say that we're gonna have a weekend wedding 0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:24.400 and start saying and she told me to start saying 0:51:24.440 --> 0:51:25.360 for it. 0:51:25.520 --> 0:51:26.560 The mommy just say yes. 0:51:27.719 --> 0:51:31.279 Well don he from CT dis your answer. And I 0:51:31.320 --> 0:51:33.680 have some multi million dollar real estate deals going on 0:51:33.680 --> 0:51:34.280 in progress. 0:51:34.320 --> 0:51:35.800 So if that's if. 0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:38.480 They they go through, I'll make a lead for Dona 0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:42.200 Bougete weekend wedding for us should they all go through, 0:51:42.239 --> 0:51:45.160 you know, and scaring Brody will be the guest of honor. 0:51:46.000 --> 0:51:49.160 That's an LV Monald Grant Mersus for a wedding fairs 0:51:49.160 --> 0:51:52.319 for everyone. Hey, mommy, how do you feel about Wan 0:51:52.440 --> 0:51:54.160 Valdez and truck it for my groomsmen? 0:51:56.600 --> 0:51:59.600 All right, Hey, shout out, shout out to T White Senior, 0:51:59.640 --> 0:52:02.759 by the way, who sent me a bunch of videos 0:52:02.800 --> 0:52:05.600 of Asian people in Jamaica speaking with a Jamaican accent. 0:52:06.800 --> 0:52:11.040 Okay, crazy, crazy visual. All right, and now the final 0:52:11.080 --> 0:52:12.560 talk back of the week. Here it is. 0:52:13.320 --> 0:52:16.320 Hey, there, fellas, it's made an old cowboy trucker heeling 0:52:16.480 --> 0:52:20.040 more Tamia surre Barberino. I guess you know, I'm still 0:52:20.080 --> 0:52:22.879 a little distrut about all those people that got asked 0:52:22.920 --> 0:52:26.879 to new parodies with Brody, except for you know who. 0:52:26.960 --> 0:52:29.239 You know, I'm still you know, I don't know. No, 0:52:29.360 --> 0:52:31.359 I thought i'd get on here before you d up 0:52:31.400 --> 0:52:32.040 the episode. 0:52:32.080 --> 0:52:34.040 And you know, even though you can't see me, I'm 0:52:34.080 --> 0:52:36.400 stretching my forehead with my middle finger. 0:52:36.600 --> 0:52:40.600 Yes, and oh here I got to natche my nose too. 0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:45.600 There you go, Brody, Well, there you have it. You've 0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:50.320 effectively really made him upset. He's he's disheveled the windows 0:52:50.320 --> 0:52:52.520 out of his sales. Brody, how are you going to 0:52:52.600 --> 0:52:56.719 make it up to the Cowboy Trucker? I'm not. I 0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:58.800 love him, though. I think the two of you should 0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:01.560 collab on something. It would be amazing. It would be 0:53:01.680 --> 0:53:04.840 you guys would blow it out of the water. I 0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:09.640 don't do that. What No, I don't write parodies songs 0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:13.120 with celebrities anymore. So, well, he's not a celebrity. He's 0:53:13.160 --> 0:53:15.400 trying to tell you that. Oh, he's a celebrity in 0:53:15.440 --> 0:53:18.640 my eyes. All right, you could read between the lines there, 0:53:18.840 --> 0:53:22.680 Cowboy Trucker, it's not what you want to hear. Bro Bro, 0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:24.640 you just want to collab with that. I'm not doing 0:53:24.640 --> 0:53:25.200 that right now. 0:53:25.600 --> 0:53:27.520 So, in other words, in order to write a song 0:53:27.520 --> 0:53:29.880 with Cowboy Trucker, he'd have to have a hit song 0:53:30.400 --> 0:53:32.480 and then I would work with him on rewriting it 0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:37.040 about the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Correct, right, But he's he 0:53:37.120 --> 0:53:39.520 doesn't have a hit song out, so I wouldn't have 0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:40.600 to re what would I parody? 0:53:41.320 --> 0:53:44.640 No, the two of you can find another artist hit 0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:47.440 and the two of you collab on writing and singing. 0:53:48.680 --> 0:53:51.920 I don't collab on I don't collab. I think you 0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:54.160 guys could do like Summer Nights, like Summer Love and 0:53:54.200 --> 0:53:55.920 had me a blast, you know, with you know, the 0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:57.840 male there's the male part and the female part. You 0:53:57.840 --> 0:54:01.560 guys could draw straws for the who's gonna do the 0:54:01.560 --> 0:54:06.279 Olivan Newton John part? But yeah, but something like that. No, yeah, 0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:08.560 all right, Bertie scratching his chin. He's thinking about it. 0:54:08.840 --> 0:54:11.799 I'm thinking about it. Not gonna lose sleepover it, but 0:54:11.840 --> 0:54:14.920 he's thinking about it. We'll see it in just a 0:54:14.960 --> 0:54:22.840 couple of days with Brooklyn Boys, Take forty six getting reactions. 0:54:23.840 --> 0:54:34.120 This podcast all depends on you, baby,