Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys get reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3: That's right. It's Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episodes three,
Speaker 3: forty five and beyond. I'm Scary Jones. There's David Brody
Speaker 3: over there. Yeah again, ready to get gearing up over there,
Speaker 3: over here, now over there, yo, yo, you're ready. You're
Speaker 3: ready to hear what the listeners had to say to
Speaker 3: us this week. The feedback from all of the Brooklyn
Speaker 3: Boys episodes, well, mainly the last one or two. Most
Speaker 3: people are caught up, but there are some people that
Speaker 3: are traveling through. We see those numbers going up in
Speaker 3: those early episodes.
Speaker 4: Well, my realtor who I talked about on lest the
Speaker 4: last two episodes ago, yep, about sticking his hand in
Speaker 4: my hot tub, he texted me last night wanted to
Speaker 4: know if you can leave it talk back, even though
Speaker 4: it was two episodes ago. Sure, like, yeah, you can
Speaker 4: do that if you want. Absolutely it is what it is,
Speaker 4: right absolutely, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, feel free. This is if this is your first time, Welcome.
Speaker 3: This is not the Brooklyn Boys podcast. This is the
Speaker 3: podcast about the podcast. Okay, The companion episode basically the
Speaker 3: episode where you leave talkbacks based on stuff you heard
Speaker 3: and so this might be a lot of inside jokes
Speaker 3: if you didn't hear the main episodes, but it's all good.
Speaker 3: We welcome all, well, welcome all, love all.
Speaker 4: If you're new to the Brooklyn Boys, then go and
Speaker 4: listen to an episode that doesn't say slice time on it,
Speaker 4: because this is the episode about the episode. So if
Speaker 4: you want to leave it talk back, you got to
Speaker 4: listen through the iHeartRadio app, click on the little microphone button,
Speaker 4: and then you get to be part of this crew
Speaker 4: of people.
Speaker 3: Do you want to be amongst this company? Decide for yourself.
Speaker 3: Here's our talkbacks for this week.
Speaker 5: It's pizza delivery Guy. I'm listening to episode two oh five,
Speaker 5: and Brodie talked about why do humans have to wipe
Speaker 5: and animals don't. It's because of all the trash man
Speaker 5: made food that we eat. Our bodies don't want to
Speaker 5: process it down, so it causes our shits to be nasty.
Speaker 6: That's hit period.
Speaker 7: You gotta wipe it.
Speaker 5: If we ain't God giving food, it come out nice, come.
Speaker 3: Out nice, all right?
Speaker 4: So let me let me address that as a non scientist, uh,
Speaker 4: I find it ironic that the pizza delivery guy is
Speaker 4: talking about not eating. And by the way, I would say,
Speaker 4: I would say to you, uh, if I googled what
Speaker 4: year toilet paper was invented, I would imagine it was
Speaker 4: so long ago it was before processed foods. So I
Speaker 4: don't think that's the reason. I think poorly designed human being.
Speaker 4: Buttholes is the real reason why we have to wipe. Well,
Speaker 4: because dogs eat all kinds of crap also, and and
Speaker 4: they have hair all over the butts.
Speaker 3: Okay, and it's still okay. I don't want to hear this,
Speaker 3: say no, he has a point. Actually, you're wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you do know anything about science.
Speaker 6: You're wrong.
Speaker 3: You know when you're eating healthy things. Really the Olympics,
Speaker 3: the perfect the perfect poop, by the way, is an
Speaker 3: S shaped, light and fluffy one, Okay, And that that
Speaker 3: should be. And if you have enough fiber, if you've
Speaker 3: got all things working for it, they're nice. Okay. And
Speaker 3: he's right. If you're a vegan, If you're a vegan
Speaker 3: and you eat healthy with no chemicals, no process all
Speaker 3: natural whatever, let us know whether or not you wipe,
Speaker 3: because according to a splivery guy, you don't have to
Speaker 3: ever wipe. I got nose. You eat nothing but healthy food.
Speaker 3: That's not true. Vegans will probably have the worst craps
Speaker 3: because they're all processed all the stuff that they eat.
Speaker 3: Think about that for a second, all the stuff they eat,
Speaker 3: those beyond burgers and all those stuff that's all so chemical.
Speaker 4: You are if you are an organic person that only
Speaker 4: eats uh God's food. According to Pez's delivery guy, let
Speaker 4: us know what life was like never having to wipe.
Speaker 3: Next caller, Oh wow, you are you have a very
Speaker 3: close mind, David Brody. You're not to have a closed
Speaker 3: mind and a closed butt, you are? You are starting
Speaker 3: this off on the wrong foot. All right, let's go.
Speaker 8: Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 7: It's Keelan.
Speaker 9: So my first little.
Speaker 10: Thing just talking about is I'm listening to the morning
Speaker 10: shows morning and they were talking about Gandhi, you know,
Speaker 10: and they give Gone the oldest praise for her podcast, great, wonderful.
Speaker 10: But then Elvis ask Scary how many episodes are Brooks
Speaker 10: and Boys, And Scary goes, oh, three hundred and six
Speaker 10: to many, and Elvis goes, oh, three hundred something too many?
Speaker 6: Why shoot on?
Speaker 10: The podcast is a great podcast?
Speaker 11: Elvis?
Speaker 3: Come on, Well, I think he was, you know, it
Speaker 3: was tongue in cheek. I think he was joking around, right,
Speaker 3: I mean that that's what he does. I kind of
Speaker 3: get on the butt of the jokes, right, So I
Speaker 3: suppose you see it's funny.
Speaker 4: When Scary told that story to me, he just said,
Speaker 4: oh he didn't he didn't lea, he didn't mention the
Speaker 4: part about too many.
Speaker 3: He just said, oh huh, yeah, like that right.
Speaker 4: And I made a whole deal about it, saying he
Speaker 4: obviously hates the podcast joking around. What Scary left out
Speaker 4: was him saying the three hundred and forty too many
Speaker 4: or whatever. Yes, Scary is the whipping boy on the show.
Speaker 4: He's there as a punchline. Elvis happens to be a
Speaker 4: big fan of our podcast and very supportive, always has been.
Speaker 4: He's just not going to go out of his way
Speaker 4: to compliment it because that would be complementing Scary, and
Speaker 4: that's not Scary's job to be complimented, right, Okay.
Speaker 10: And one more thing. I'm listening to episode one ninety
Speaker 10: four and Scary went and saw a psychic in Atlantic
Speaker 10: City and Brody to skeptics, of course, and Skeary goes, oh,
Speaker 10: my aunt Millie came to me, I would be so
Speaker 10: taken aback and confused, and Brody comes back with, what.
Speaker 11: Did you and your Millie make out or something?
Speaker 12: I don't know?
Speaker 10: That was very funny, quick witted Brody, thank you and okay.
Speaker 10: The final one is this all right? So scary? What
Speaker 10: if your mom came to you? I think he would
Speaker 10: love that kind of I think he would at least that's.
Speaker 8: You or your dad.
Speaker 7: Would that make you a believer?
Speaker 13: Like?
Speaker 14: What if he gave you some really comforting.
Speaker 10: Words or spoke about some things that only your family
Speaker 10: and friends knew about that he wouldn't know it? Would
Speaker 10: that make you a believer? And obviously he wouldn't be
Speaker 10: a plant.
Speaker 3: Let me know, well, from she's asked you both of us,
Speaker 3: I'm missing something there. If if if, if a fortune
Speaker 3: teller spoke words from my father, she said, if my
Speaker 3: father came to me and spoke no, Yeah, my father
Speaker 3: was not much for words of wisdom, So if I
Speaker 3: suddenly got words of wisdom from my father, I would
Speaker 3: not believe it was him, and I'd be opened. I'd
Speaker 3: be open to get receiving messages and words of wisdom
Speaker 3: from my mom, and I would and I believe that
Speaker 3: it could happen. But my mother, that's me if my
Speaker 3: mother was able to give me words from beyond, she
Speaker 3: wouldn't because she knows I wouldn't believe it. She'd be
Speaker 3: like that, Why waste my time? My son's cynical.
Speaker 7: Brook The Boys fall from Jersey talking about is the
Speaker 7: ceiling is not ceiling? Scary paying thirty dollars for peanut butter?
Speaker 15: Is it stealing or is it more.
Speaker 12: Like arm robbery of you or Roberty?
Speaker 14: How about the.
Speaker 7: Paramurn free the fucking everything free shampoo they picked Git
Speaker 7: Alls for.
Speaker 9: Do we call it robbing you or do we call
Speaker 9: it stealing?
Speaker 11: That's sure?
Speaker 16: But anyway, see you, Hey.
Speaker 3: Scary, Brody, Brody and Scary.
Speaker 17: I'm on episode two sixty five and I just want
Speaker 17: to let you guys know you can't be saying hey
Speaker 17: g O O G L E. It's the same thing
Speaker 17: as saying hey A L E x A. That's right,
Speaker 17: because my phone went off and it turned the podcast
Speaker 17: off and I'm sure nobody wants that. Also, shout out
Speaker 17: to Scary for taking a picture with me back at
Speaker 17: Elvis's book signing in Huntingdon a few years ago. Really
Speaker 17: appreciate you, guys, Brooklyn Boys for Life. Follow from Colorado.
Speaker 3: Oh it's a Colorado Holla here.
Speaker 18: I just want to let you know that wasn't a
Speaker 18: whole Colgan impression. That was a man, Randy Savage. I'm
Speaker 18: just showing just talk.
Speaker 3: You guess he's fucking with us.
Speaker 18: I hope you guys had a good week. I'm glad
Speaker 18: we got back to back to back episodes this week.
Speaker 18: I love you guys, Tokyo later.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Vinny, Thank you, Vinny.
Speaker 19: Come on now, Scary, I know you're gonna fucking old
Speaker 19: lady for a brand new BMW and ryphones.
Speaker 3: I'm just fucking okay, thank you, sir.
Speaker 20: Well, let me tell you something slices what you're gonna
Speaker 20: do with's Scary Jones, David Brody, the Brooklay Boys podcast runs,
Speaker 20: well done, you brother.
Speaker 3: That's clearly how Cogan. That's not macho man Randy Savage.
Speaker 4: That's not a great hulk Hogan. But he threw in
Speaker 4: a brother at the end, so that's fine.
Speaker 21: Hey, guys, I was thinking out loud to myself when
Speaker 21: I was listening to you guys talk about all the
Speaker 21: different side effects of these drugs. You know what gets
Speaker 21: me every single one of these says, like, for example, Jardians.
Speaker 21: Please do not take Jardians if you're allergic to allergians.
Speaker 3: How the fuck would you know if you're.
Speaker 21: Allergic to it You've never taken it before? Can someone
Speaker 21: answer that for me? Every single commercial says this, I can't.
Speaker 21: I don't understand. How how could I know if I've
Speaker 21: never had it?
Speaker 3: How would I know? I'm just saying I can make it.
Speaker 21: Make sense, guys, take it makes sense?
Speaker 3: Well, Berdy, this is recorded. Feel free to wait till
Speaker 3: the end of her talk about before saying anything.
Speaker 4: I feel like she's here. So with a lot of
Speaker 4: with a lot of drugs they have, you can look
Speaker 4: up the ingredients and that might be a main ingredient
Speaker 4: that you're allergic to. So you might be allergic to,
Speaker 4: let's say, an anti inflammatory, or you might be allergic
Speaker 4: to penicillin, or you might be allergic to flab adubadops. Right,
Speaker 4: And then you look on the side of the bottle
Speaker 4: or you look on the ingredients and it's got Flabba
Speaker 4: doodoe bops in there, and you're like, oh, I'm allergic
Speaker 4: to that, So I can't take this product. So it's
Speaker 4: not necessarily that you're allergic to a sky Rizzy. It's
Speaker 4: that there's ingredients in sky Rizzy that you know you're
Speaker 4: allergic to because it has something in there that you
Speaker 4: can't take, thank you.
Speaker 3: So there you go. Yeah.
Speaker 21: Also, let's talk about the ninety eight year old slamming
Speaker 21: it with the eighty two year old.
Speaker 6: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: First of all, who is ever too old for sex?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 21: Like we always talk about how people are too young
Speaker 21: for sex. Yes, but when you're that old, you should
Speaker 21: have a right to get it in, do whatever you
Speaker 21: gotta do. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 21: My mom was a nurse. She used to say that
Speaker 21: the STD rates inside.
Speaker 3: Of some of these retirement homes.
Speaker 21: You wouldn't believe how many of them would be on
Speaker 21: pills for Okay, so I'll tell you guys a story
Speaker 21: that my mom told me.
Speaker 3: God Rest her soul.
Speaker 21: She was a nurse and in Alzheimer's a dementia unit years ago,
Speaker 21: and she had walked in on one resident performing oral
Speaker 21: sex on another and man and woman obviously, but anyways,
Speaker 21: she said that neither of them, unfortunately, because it's upsetting
Speaker 21: and it's sad, could remember that they were married, so
Speaker 21: they had spouses outside of the place that weren't there
Speaker 21: with them.
Speaker 3: But they both had all Alzheimer's, so that's not cheating.
Speaker 4: Now, wait a minute, what if they did know and
Speaker 4: they used their diagnosis as an execuse.
Speaker 3: Okay, then that's clearly wrong. But Brodie, let's let me remember.
Speaker 3: Let's have some fun for a second. Let's assume they
Speaker 3: both had Alzheimer's and you and me know no at
Speaker 3: the same exact Think about it for a second. Would
Speaker 3: they be to blame if the both of them seriously
Speaker 3: had this condition and they honestly didn't know, I would
Speaker 3: say they're not to blame.
Speaker 4: I give them a free pass not cheating. What if
Speaker 4: they're wearing wedding rings. Wouldn't that be like a subtle
Speaker 4: reminder they might forget what that symbol does, so what
Speaker 4: that means? That's not how it works. Or if they
Speaker 4: had pictures of their spouses on their night tables right
Speaker 4: next to the bed.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know how it works if
Speaker 3: they legitimately didn't remember, but I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: want to think about it. I'll take their shot on
Speaker 3: this one. Yeah you would. It's a free pass.
Speaker 22: Brody and scary and ever scary and Brody, it's well
Speaker 22: from CT First off, big shout out to all the veterans.
Speaker 22: Let's just put that number one first and foremost. Also,
Speaker 22: I never got passed in on the phone call. That's
Speaker 22: just fucking insane. A little scary if you ask me,
Speaker 22: but also scary. Yeah, like you've been Robbin forever. I
Speaker 22: think everybody knows by now that she's your girlfriend.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 22: So yeah, Brody is right, just say Robbin like everybody
Speaker 22: knows she's your girlfriend. It's like, do you have to
Speaker 22: remind people like, in case you forgot, this is my girlfriend?
Speaker 23: Guys?
Speaker 22: You know I do have a girlfriend, guys, in case
Speaker 22: you forgot?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 22: And also, who the fuck pee is long enough to
Speaker 22: have a conversation? I pee like twenty thirty seconds tops,
Speaker 22: only enough time to say hey, and then I'm out
Speaker 22: the door, Like who peas that long?
Speaker 3: Well the fuck To address your first question, let me
Speaker 3: just say this a lot of times, because we are
Speaker 3: seasoned veteran broadcasters. Occasionally we will throw in a context
Speaker 3: clue just as a nod for new people, because there
Speaker 3: are constantly new people that are experiencing the podcast. The
Speaker 3: same way I would say producer Sam from The Big
Speaker 3: Show from the Elvis Durant Show. Yes, we know the
Speaker 3: the lion's share of the people listening know who that is.
Speaker 3: But if there's a new listener to this podcast, they'll clueless.
Speaker 3: So it doesn't hurt here and there. Occasionally putting that
Speaker 3: word ahead of who the person we're talking about is correct,
Speaker 3: and that's we've been trained to do that from the
Speaker 3: very beginning. So all right, now the peeing thing. Did
Speaker 3: you want to address that, Brody?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So first of all, when you walk into the bathroom,
Speaker 4: there's the figuring out what urinal you want to use, Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: strategically spacing between you and the other person. That's a
Speaker 4: few seconds. Then there's the like getting your pants undone,
Speaker 4: and that's a few seconds. Then you might have like
Speaker 4: a second or two before the stream starts.
Speaker 3: Will is talking about the act itself being twenty the
Speaker 3: thres no.
Speaker 4: I've peed for thirty five forty seconds if I had
Speaker 4: a lot to drink. And more importantly, sometimes you just
Speaker 4: kind of you don't pee right away, you're kind of chilling.
Speaker 3: Then you start peeing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then after your peek a little shake action, you know,
Speaker 4: I can have a conversation in thirty five forty seconds,
Speaker 4: of course you all right.
Speaker 3: Well, guys, ladies, now's your chance to pee for more
Speaker 3: than forty seconds, because the commercials are right here and
Speaker 3: Scary now, I would hope that that's enough. That's enough time, right,
Speaker 3: you think.
Speaker 4: What you did there before the commercial break was what
Speaker 4: they call a segue, nice segue into commercial.
Speaker 3: You like that? All right? That was very professional? Yeah,
Speaker 3: very very professional. All right, here we are, we're back
Speaker 3: hopefully you are too. From the guys.
Speaker 24: This is Reesa from Wiscon and I just wanted to
Speaker 24: weigh in about the Morning show situation when Scary got fired.
Speaker 24: When they packed up that box of your stuff there,
Speaker 24: did they happen to put the jingles in there for you?
Speaker 24: Because if so, could you bring that box home with
Speaker 24: you because I'm really missing that.
Speaker 25: Order.
Speaker 24: Come on, guys, Kerry, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Let's go, No, the jingles were not in the box.
Speaker 3: First of all, that's that's caller of the week. I
Speaker 3: already know it's caller of the week. Second of all,
Speaker 3: if you didn't know, like if she was lying about
Speaker 3: being from Wisconsin the way she says Wisconsin is definitely
Speaker 3: from as someone who would say it.
Speaker 4: Who's from Wisconsin? Ringer so dead Ringer? Yeah, so you
Speaker 4: went caller of the week so far I can't.
Speaker 18: I guess.
Speaker 3: Well, here we go.
Speaker 23: We know it's old cowboy Tucker here one more time.
Speaker 6: Yes, I guess you know, bro, that wouldn't hurts.
Speaker 23: You know that you wouldn't pale the cowboy trucker here
Speaker 23: who would never deny you, never deny you, to collaborate with.
Speaker 6: You on a song parody. Ooh, that really hurts.
Speaker 26: Sorry that I'm not a one of them.
Speaker 23: Or Ferguson or one of the Kardashians or miless Iris
Speaker 23: or one of them people of that nature. I guess
Speaker 23: I'm just a blue collared truck driver that brings no
Speaker 23: value to your life whatsoever. So it doesn't matter, right,
Speaker 23: I don't matter, right, mo. I thought you were a
Speaker 23: man of the people. But Jesus, I don't know what
Speaker 23: to think anymore.
Speaker 6: I'm so distrut.
Speaker 3: Oh lord, wow, see you pissed him off. You made
Speaker 3: him upset. Oh no, no, I broke his heart. I
Speaker 3: didn't piss him off. It sounds like he's all I
Speaker 3: said was.
Speaker 4: Many years ago, back in the day I wrote parody
Speaker 4: versions of hit songs when the artists would come in
Speaker 4: and I would have them sing I don't know. Like
Speaker 4: I had a Jason Maras, remember that song. This is
Speaker 4: the remedy right that song?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: I had him due this is a parody of my
Speaker 4: original I was about the Elvis ter Ran and the
Speaker 4: Mieazu or whatever it was. I had him do a
Speaker 4: version of the remedy called the parody, and it was
Speaker 4: all about the morning show. Jason Moras available. He went
Speaker 4: into studio with me and we did two versions of it.
Speaker 4: I had Taylor Swift. I had Taylor Swift to a song.
Speaker 3: I think what the cowboy trucker was saying that he
Speaker 3: is making himself available to you and maybe he should
Speaker 3: collab with you on something.
Speaker 4: No, he was saying, I why didn't I previously asked him, Well,
Speaker 4: I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 3: That's not a thing. I say. Well, you guys get
Speaker 3: together in your spare time, see if you could cook
Speaker 3: something up collab. He wants a collab with you, Brody, Okay.
Speaker 27: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 3: That's Chuck MANGI own rest in peace. Thank you didn't
Speaker 3: play that much of it.
Speaker 23: Gary.
Speaker 28: This is Christy from Colorado gives producer Sam or break.
Speaker 28: She is doing IVF. Of course he's going to be hormonal.
Speaker 28: Give her a break for you know, naming the phone
Speaker 28: tap for gosh sake. I mean, really, the poor girl's
Speaker 28: trying to have a baby her break.
Speaker 3: She's going through IVF. She told her story on the
Speaker 3: Big Show. We're talking about Producer Sam from The Big Show.
Speaker 3: But she the talkbacker here is telling me that I
Speaker 3: should give her a break and not throw her under
Speaker 3: the bus on the morning that she labeled the phone
Speaker 3: tap the wrong thing and we played the wrong phone
Speaker 3: tap the morning that they quote fired me where she was.
Speaker 3: I was the last line of defense, and I should
Speaker 3: have listened to it to make sure that the audio
Speaker 3: was what it said. It was all right. I don't
Speaker 3: know if if that has anything to do with your
Speaker 3: work performance, is it? I don't know, prote I don't know.
Speaker 4: But also, when you leave it talk back, you got
Speaker 4: to set up what you're talking about, right, Well, she's
Speaker 4: that's what she was talking about.
Speaker 3: I just oh, I left that being said. Uh, she
Speaker 3: basically I threw Sam under the bus because she was
Speaker 3: the one who technically made us play the wrong phone tap.
Speaker 3: But everyone was blaming me because it's my job to
Speaker 3: check her work after she does her job. So that's
Speaker 3: what she's trying to say. But I don't know if
Speaker 3: one has anything to do with the other. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't listen. If the pilot of your plane cressed
Speaker 3: into a mountain, no, does that mean hormonal? She says
Speaker 3: to be like, Oh, I don't know. It's okay because
Speaker 3: they were I don't know who knows. I mean, I see,
Speaker 3: I guess what you're saying. But I don't think that
Speaker 3: you're one won't have anything to do with job performance.
Speaker 28: Scary Christy from Colorado, Oh she's back. John Bunjovi had
Speaker 28: throat surgery. He had an implant put in. There's a
Speaker 28: documentary on Hulu called thank You good Night, so that
Speaker 28: gives all the information about his throat surgery and all
Speaker 28: the touring they did.
Speaker 3: Got it.
Speaker 28: We will be lucky if he tours again.
Speaker 3: So yeah, So that's in reference to the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 3: episode where we were talking about when they pulled the
Speaker 3: mic away from their faces and they pointed to the
Speaker 3: crowd to fill in those notes on the high registers
Speaker 3: of those songs. So yeah, so he probably can't go
Speaker 3: there anymore. But physically does that make any sense? Brodie?
Speaker 3: You're early quiet here? No, no, listen.
Speaker 4: If John can't hit the notes anymore, whether it's age
Speaker 4: or physical, mental or whatever, God bless them, he's still touring,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: Well, she's saying, because that we we may not get
Speaker 3: another tour. He may have done damage.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe maybe he does an acoustic set down the road,
Speaker 4: you know, or I don't know. I hope he'll I
Speaker 4: hope his voice comes back. We allso i'd like to
Speaker 4: be able to Yeah, of course, we never want to
Speaker 4: see rock legends retire. So okay, what do we got
Speaker 4: going on here?
Speaker 3: Is this a cowboy trucker classic? In the baking has
Speaker 3: a hell of an intro. I don't know, folks, people
Speaker 3: leaving these instrumental uh talkback sets? Another leak? Okay, keep going, Okay,
Speaker 3: let's not talk.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, thanks for holding man. You know, I was
Speaker 6: busy there, you know.
Speaker 25: But you know, Scooty, he hate to break it to you,
Speaker 25: but broad his rat ship rolls downhill, and that's the
Speaker 25: way it is, buddy.
Speaker 26: But as shit roll downhill, you have a right to
Speaker 26: roll that ship down the hill.
Speaker 3: That is very true. Okay, okay, thank you. He gave
Speaker 3: his own hold music. That's what that was. Yeah, the
Speaker 3: last it took him three of them to establish it.
Speaker 3: Three he left three talkbacks in a row before he
Speaker 3: said a word. Yes, you could continue to take that
Speaker 3: ship and roll it, continue to roll it down the hill.
Speaker 26: So forget about being nice and all that, and I
Speaker 26: don't want to hurt nobody and all that crap. Just
Speaker 26: go down, you know, roll that shit down the hill.
Speaker 26: Go to that person that did that and tell them
Speaker 26: you fucked up.
Speaker 6: And I'm in deep shit, but.
Speaker 26: I'm pretty sure Elvis is going to get some of
Speaker 26: that ship rolled down his hill.
Speaker 6: So that's the way it is, buddy, accept it, And
Speaker 6: that's the way it is.
Speaker 26: Already loud, thank you, And you know, I think that
Speaker 26: you guys just got to lex, you know, and let
Speaker 26: things go. You know, too many vacations, too many vacations there.
Speaker 26: You know, you need to tangen up ship, you know,
Speaker 26: cancel labor day vacation, don't go to the Jersey shore.
Speaker 6: Get to work, man, do your homework.
Speaker 26: That way, you won't have these kind of problems because
Speaker 26: you let things go, you get too comfortable. And this
Speaker 26: is what happens and then you're crying that oh Elvis
Speaker 26: got after me.
Speaker 14: Boy.
Speaker 6: So take this as a learning experience. Okay, you screw
Speaker 6: it up.
Speaker 26: Okay, start with a clean slate, get to work and
Speaker 26: triple check, quadruple check. Make sure everything is checked out
Speaker 26: before you let it go out. Forget about going all
Speaker 26: the all of those booshey bar. Maybe you might not
Speaker 26: make it to that Wednesday weddings. That's a good excuse
Speaker 26: not to make it to the Wednesday wedding.
Speaker 6: But you know, get to work, man. Okay, that's the
Speaker 6: only way you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Do it, all right. I don't see the correlation here.
Speaker 3: What does what does taking vacations have to do with
Speaker 3: screwing up? Yeah? I mean maybe if you're well rested
Speaker 3: you won't screw up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But that's the that's the opposite. That means take
Speaker 4: too many vacations. You're out of practice, you're out of rhythm.
Speaker 3: Oh come on, we could do this. We do this
Speaker 3: show with our eyes closed. We we go right, we
Speaker 3: bounce right back to it. And by the way, there
Speaker 3: will be of an education of education of a vacation,
Speaker 3: an edumacation of vocation coming up at the end. Of August. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's been too long. Scaries, exhausted the week, the week.
Speaker 3: Now with the week leading up till Labor Day, I'm
Speaker 3: planning something. I'm kind of excited about it. Brodie shaking
Speaker 3: his head. Uh, doctor, you can't watch the vacations. I
Speaker 3: can't with the vacations. Let's just move. You should take
Speaker 3: one yourself. I'm telling you. I'm on one.
Speaker 29: A lie, doctor.
Speaker 7: Then I have problem the Jardians.
Speaker 11: I should give me a call.
Speaker 7: So I feel like I have a rash between my
Speaker 7: balls and my asshole. That's no so I love, but
Speaker 7: it's killing me. I kind of feel like my limbs
Speaker 7: about to fall off?
Speaker 3: What should I do?
Speaker 5: Please call me?
Speaker 11: Call me please?
Speaker 20: I don't want to my limbs.
Speaker 27: Wow, okay, Scary and Brodie Rock and Steve over there.
Speaker 27: I got a little situation. So I'm traveling from New
Speaker 27: York to Pennsylvania right now. I stop at the rest
Speaker 27: stop to use the bathroom, and there's a guy that
Speaker 27: works there about the bedroom door. It's probably have to
Speaker 27: be two parts because little lengthy. So anyway, I walk
Speaker 27: with a limp.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 27: I don't play a lot, but I walk with a limp.
Speaker 27: So he says to me, He's like, hit the handicap
Speaker 27: button on the side there to get in. So I
Speaker 27: didn't want to be a dick and say why I
Speaker 27: just the fucking handicap that door bought and open the
Speaker 27: door when I'm obviously walking. I'm not in a wheelchair.
Speaker 27: But I know I would say you because I walk
Speaker 27: with a limp. My arms are fine, song obviously capable
Speaker 27: of opening a door. But again, I don't want to
Speaker 27: be that dick and say, why am not I the
Speaker 27: handicapped door when I'm walking? Fine, I'm not in a wheelchair,
Speaker 27: says as the door does open for people who are
Speaker 27: on wheelchairs, as it.
Speaker 3: May of my box. Well, I think you know he
Speaker 3: was trying to be over accommodating because you saw you're
Speaker 3: walking with a limp. Nothing wrong with him offering it.
Speaker 3: You don't have to accept that, but that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I agree with scary. Yeah, it wasn't making fun of you,
Speaker 3: you know. All right, all right, let's take a break,
Speaker 3: shall we, BOYD podcast? Yeah, all right, let's go more
Speaker 3: talkbacks on the way.
Speaker 29: Chewing Body, Body and sewing over there rocket Steed from
Speaker 29: the box. Valdez's question do I Agel's voice or both
Speaker 29: of them.
Speaker 3: No, on, I did say your voice.
Speaker 30: I can't think point whether it's the accent or I
Speaker 30: don't understand most of what you say, but I don't
Speaker 30: like your voice. I'm sure you're a good guy, but
Speaker 30: your voice makes me fucking.
Speaker 3: Okay, thanks, let's not let's not be Slice on Slice Crime. Please, well,
Speaker 3: hold on a second, I too am bone to pick
Speaker 3: with Juan Valdez. Now that we're on the topic. Oh,
Speaker 3: whoa whoa host on Slice Crime. Yeah, here we go
Speaker 3: Slice on a host on Slice Crime, David Brody. It
Speaker 3: doesn't Juan Valdez a ka Wan Vazquez claim to be
Speaker 3: one of the biggest longtime slices Big Family Show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's been in your apartment. He's been in my apartment, yes, yesterday.
Speaker 3: Gandhi from The Big Show gets a gift in the mail.
Speaker 3: Lo and behold it is a I guess oil on
Speaker 3: canvas painting hand painted picture of Gandhi. Gandhi's face has
Speaker 3: a bunch of flowers blossoming from a from a flower pot.
Speaker 3: Very cool and creative thing and it looks like the
Speaker 3: person spent a lot of time on it to do that.
Speaker 3: Painting for Gandhi. Who did that painting? Juan Vasquez aka
Speaker 3: Wan Valdez. So so he is spending a lot of
Speaker 3: time and energy to make paintings and gift other members
Speaker 3: of our morning show. But yet in all the years
Speaker 3: that we've known him, he's given us goatsambul we got nothing.
Speaker 4: Well, I think he gives us content and talk backs.
Speaker 4: And if he gave us paintings that would have no value,
Speaker 4: that would hold on, hold on bat, that would have
Speaker 4: no value to our listeners. Yeah, but what he does
Speaker 4: for us is he gives his time and effort and
Speaker 4: creativity and sound effects sometimes and the sketches he does,
Speaker 4: and that's for everyone. He gives presents to everyone except
Speaker 4: Rock and Steve over there in the Bronx.
Speaker 3: But we haven't gotten free shit for us for a
Speaker 3: long time. Don't you think it would be.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a different story. I wouldn't mind getting some.
Speaker 4: I haven't gotten grape soda in a long time, free
Speaker 4: shit for us?
Speaker 3: What's up with that? Alabama? Grape soda has not shown
Speaker 3: up and we haven't gotten any T shirts sent to us.
Speaker 3: Hook your boy up something. But Juan Valdez takes his
Speaker 3: time and energy to make Gandhi a painting and that
Speaker 3: that means a lot. That means the most because he
Speaker 3: put the time and energy into it of his own.
Speaker 3: He didn't just go buy something and send it to us.
Speaker 3: I mean, what if what if he found a painting
Speaker 3: and just looked like Gandhi? No, he hand painted it.
Speaker 3: And I'm very jealous that she has a hand crafted
Speaker 3: painting on her desk now that Juan Valdez made. Okay,
Speaker 3: where's the look like?
Speaker 4: A scary Would you like a Scary Jones handcrafted painting
Speaker 4: of you?
Speaker 3: What would be great to do a Brooklyn Boys one?
Speaker 3: Don't you think I'm all right without it? Let's speak
Speaker 3: for yourself.
Speaker 16: Oh heyay, thank you one. The Eldez a nice compliment.
Speaker 16: Yet the PTO, Well, it's the industry that I chose
Speaker 16: to be in. You know, I'm not jealous of anyone
Speaker 16: if they have like one thousand vacation days, it's you know, hey,
Speaker 16: that's what I got into. And about the the stealing,
Speaker 16: we will do that in port number two.
Speaker 3: Oh thanks for teasing ahead.
Speaker 16: Hey, this is m J from Pot two. Okay, that's
Speaker 16: the ceiling. One time I was in a store and
Speaker 16: they still would have a code for the workers. If
Speaker 16: somebody was shoplifting in one of the aisles and I
Speaker 16: heard the code because I knew what it was. I
Speaker 16: don't know, it's so many years ago, the person taking
Speaker 16: the stuff, but I whispered the bitter leave. Now they're
Speaker 16: on to you, and then you know I had the
Speaker 16: felon or whatever can get out of there. Part three. Yes,
Speaker 16: about the water in the shopping cart. No, I'm not
Speaker 16: going back. I'm sorry. I'm not drinking the wagon back
Speaker 16: and going, oh, I forgot to pay for the water.
Speaker 16: If I'm actually this did happen to me. I was
Speaker 16: in this store. I forgot I had the water in
Speaker 16: the in my cart. I pat, I kind of almost
Speaker 16: was paying for my stuff, and I go, oh shoot,
Speaker 16: And I told the guy I didn't pay for the water,
Speaker 16: and you know we rang it up. That's different and
Speaker 16: I'm not going back into it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 16: About the insurance fraud with the phone, not not a
Speaker 16: good thing. You know you're not gonna you know, karma
Speaker 16: comes back. Trust me. I've been in positions where you
Speaker 16: know I might have did something wrong and some hell
Speaker 16: comes back. I don't care. Whatever doesn't come out in
Speaker 16: the wash will come out in the wrench. So love
Speaker 16: you guys, Trucker, you crack me up, Man Valdez, love you,
Speaker 16: love everyone.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you MJ. But yeah, I'm not going back either.
Speaker 3: She's with me on that one. You heard that the
Speaker 3: water at the bottom of the cart and you're walking.
Speaker 3: You're in the parking lot already. If that water is there, like,
Speaker 3: you know what, I've screw it next time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you what you can do because I
Speaker 4: did this at Target. You take the UPC code off
Speaker 4: of the wrapping and the next time you go to
Speaker 4: Costco or Target, have them scan it and pay for
Speaker 4: it enough to go back at that time. But you
Speaker 4: should go back and do that. You know I've done that.
Speaker 4: That's a healthy compromise. Thank you, all right, I like that,
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 15: All right, eight guys, I know you know, we all
Speaker 15: know you guys should have been Joe Rogan in the
Speaker 15: podcast Awards a few years ago. And here's something just funny.
Speaker 15: He's talking about celebrity desksin three here.
Speaker 13: We go and the other guy, this poor guy. It
Speaker 13: always happens, right, Malcolm Jamal Warner, the kid from the
Speaker 13: Cosby Show. He dies and then nobody thinks about it
Speaker 13: because right the day after Pozzy dies and then.
Speaker 31: Whole coging guys, you know, dying threes.
Speaker 32: Yeah, like that, celebrities dying threes.
Speaker 4: Hey, Joe Rogan, I know you're the world's most popular
Speaker 4: podcaster and you make ten million dollars a month, but
Speaker 4: they don't die in threes. You just stop counting. And
Speaker 4: Michael Malcolm Jamal wa get fucked. Okay, Chuck Manzi only
Speaker 4: got fucked. Connie Francis got fucked. Barah Fawcett got fucked
Speaker 4: because she died the same day as Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: Malcolm.
Speaker 4: People cared about Michael Jabal Warner because not everyone cares
Speaker 4: about Ozzie. So come on, Joe Rogan, give us some
Speaker 4: of that Joe Rogan money.
Speaker 15: Here's another one. It gets even better listening to this one.
Speaker 3: I'm Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Speaker 13: But then also is you know his news got blown
Speaker 13: out by Ozzie and now Hulk.
Speaker 15: So it is weird that they always die in threes.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what that's all about it,
Speaker 13: but it's so common cosmic pntribution sounds going on.
Speaker 3: It is like there's a pattern to the universe.
Speaker 1: Where that happens.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so, but as far as you know, Hey Brody,
Speaker 15: I thought about it.
Speaker 3: That was the end of that one. All right, well,
Speaker 3: thank you, all right, I paid the same clip twice. Basically,
Speaker 3: Hey Brody, I.
Speaker 15: Thought about your trick using the navigation system not putting
Speaker 15: your home address in there. And you know what, that
Speaker 15: wouldn't work for me because I have my my registration
Speaker 15: and my insurance card. I keep that in my glove box,
Speaker 15: so that.
Speaker 3: Would work for me.
Speaker 15: David Brody, I don't know where you keep yours. Maybe
Speaker 15: you keep it up your ass.
Speaker 7: I don't know what you keep it.
Speaker 3: A look up, Brody, I don't keep it in a
Speaker 3: findable spot. No, clearly it's up your ass.
Speaker 33: Yeah, that's like, Hey Brody, it's Andy the bus driver.
Speaker 33: So das just talking on Slice time three forty four
Speaker 33: about getting your car stolen. You said, don't set the
Speaker 33: home to your home, which made sense, but then you said,
Speaker 33: nothing in my car has.
Speaker 19: My address correct, So I'm still thinking. I'm like, well,
Speaker 19: wait a minute, registration and insurance. I mean, I don't
Speaker 19: really keep mine in my car because I forget to
Speaker 19: put it there. Only was still on the counter, but
Speaker 19: doesn't that have your address?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the registration is in my wallet. Okay, but what
Speaker 3: about insurance card? Actually I have both in my wallet.
Speaker 3: I don't keep anything in my car. Yeah yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: with him on that. Yeah. We don't keep our stuff
Speaker 3: in our car, keep it in our wallets. Yeah. Oh boys,
Speaker 3: it's risk of not findable.
Speaker 16: Okay, hey bee.
Speaker 14: Boys, it's riska This talkback is in regards to scary
Speaker 14: calling Robin his girlfriend forever. My great uncle who's like
Speaker 14: ninety eight, calls his girlfriends his lady friends. He gets
Speaker 14: a new girlfriend like every month because they keep dying lol.
Speaker 14: But anyway, he's always like, oh yeah, my lady friend.
Speaker 14: And I'm like, is that your girlfriend?
Speaker 3: Like why, I don't know.
Speaker 15: I'm like, why did you say that?
Speaker 10: It's really cute.
Speaker 3: Though it's euphimistic, it's fine.
Speaker 14: I meant to send this talkback a while ago for
Speaker 14: Asian Boy Mic. The reason why I said Asian boy
Speaker 14: Mic is because he always says it's your boy Asian Mic,
Speaker 14: and so I don't know why I said Asian boy Mic.
Speaker 14: But this is my apology because he got offended. I
Speaker 14: wasn't trying to offend. I think it was just a
Speaker 14: dyslexic moment. By the way, the last Slice Time was
Speaker 14: literally it should have just been called the Cowboy Trucker
Speaker 14: and Juan Valdez Slice Time because the amount of talkbacks
Speaker 14: those two left.
Speaker 16: One time, I.
Speaker 14: Was responding to something a few times, remember Scary about
Speaker 14: like using the bathroom at a restaurant and tell me
Speaker 14: your tips and tricks. And I sent a few talkbacks
Speaker 14: and then Scary you were like enough rifco with the talkbacks,
Speaker 14: So like, why did I get in trouble but other
Speaker 14: people can send five million?
Speaker 3: No, because I was very I'll tell you I was
Speaker 3: last week's wait, anti what what what? I'm not sexist
Speaker 3: and anti semitic, Okay, all right, but I was very
Speaker 3: salty on last week's episode. I thought I made it
Speaker 3: clear how exasperated I was that they were leaving seven, eight, ten,
Speaker 3: twelve talkbacks in a row. It's just it's it's very selfish.
Speaker 3: Don't do that many and that does that That goes
Speaker 3: for everybody. But if Brody says something, don't make me
Speaker 3: be the bad copy. You know you agree with me,
Speaker 3: but you're trying to kick fans the people. I'm telling
Speaker 3: you how it is, and Brody feels the same way.
Speaker 3: But Broty's being a pussy. I'm telling you that Brody
Speaker 3: was just as just as just as salty as I was.
Speaker 3: About the amount of talkbacks left by a few individuals less,
Speaker 3: I wasn't. I wasn't salty. I would say that some
Speaker 3: of them were unnecessary, some of them were over the top,
Speaker 3: some of them were could have been windled down a
Speaker 3: little bit, yeah, but still very you know, some of
Speaker 3: them very good. You can get it into two or
Speaker 3: three h Sometimes you don't need nine. You don't nobody
Speaker 3: needs nine.
Speaker 4: The issue is why were you nasty to Rifka? That's
Speaker 4: why I was not nasty. You know why you should
Speaker 4: apologize to Rika? Because when Rifka left the talkback, just
Speaker 4: now you what she did. She said, Hi, this is Rifka.
Speaker 4: I'm calling about when you reference, and she explained why
Speaker 4: she was calling. She set it up beautifully, and whatever
Speaker 4: she says after that is goald.
Speaker 3: Rifka is a role is a role model talkback? Then
Speaker 3: here Sleeven though she's a woman and she's Jewish, right.
Speaker 14: Why yes, I am leaving another talkback because.
Speaker 31: Apparently there are no rules.
Speaker 14: Just kidding, just my last talkback anyway. I do love
Speaker 14: Cowboy Chalker and Juan Valdez. Theirs are hilarious. I just
Speaker 14: thought it was funny that I send, you know, a
Speaker 14: few in a row and Scary says, stop Rifko with
Speaker 14: the talkback, But everyone else can send a lot anyway,
Speaker 14: Love you all, kisses.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just policing this to keep this a
Speaker 3: better podcast for everyone one so we can continue to
Speaker 3: move forward on stuff. All full momentum is always great.
Speaker 3: It's nice to reflect a little bit and talk, you know,
Speaker 3: leave some information and things about the past and comment.
Speaker 3: And that that's what this podcast is supposed to be about.
Speaker 3: Right here, is commenting on other things. But let's continue
Speaker 3: the narrative. Let's keep it going, Let's keep it going forward.
Speaker 3: Like I'm not to see what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 3: See what I'm doing right now? Talking too much? Yes,
Speaker 3: people are getting annoyed. But this is this is the
Speaker 3: equivalent of leaving eleven talkbacks in a row. Yet I'm
Speaker 3: getting salty, I'm getting over. I'm going over and over
Speaker 3: the same material against the button. Scary. See what I'm
Speaker 3: doing here, This is the equivalent of leaving twelve talkbacks
Speaker 3: I'm continuing. I'm going on a tirade. I'm not stopping.
Speaker 3: I'm saying the same thing eleven eleven different ways. I
Speaker 3: am a man of the people, but I'm not a
Speaker 3: man is scary? Shut up? All right, and let's get
Speaker 3: Brody's a pussy and Brodie felt the same way that
Speaker 3: I did. End of story. Let's go all right, you
Speaker 3: want what you.
Speaker 18: Eating any here? That the whole thing with the Billy
Speaker 18: Bob thought and where am I? I thought of me
Speaker 18: perfect sense. It was you won't believe where I am? Shit,
Speaker 18: I don't even know where I am, so how could
Speaker 18: you believe it?
Speaker 3: Kind of thing.
Speaker 18: It was a little funky the way they said it,
Speaker 18: but didn't make sense.
Speaker 4: No, it was funky the way they said it.
Speaker 34: Thank you Reggie here, Okay, I didn't know that the
Speaker 34: Slice time jingle was based on an actual song.
Speaker 9: So now that I'm youtubing it and listening to it, it's.
Speaker 3: Like mind white lines.
Speaker 9: And it's because the words aren't right.
Speaker 35: What to Lie's time and and your lyrics are so
Speaker 35: much catchier, Brodie, like, it's a better song.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 20: I can't believe this.
Speaker 9: For the first time ever.
Speaker 6: The other day agough.
Speaker 9: I heard the song that one of your other theme
Speaker 9: songs from Brooklyn Boys was based on, and that was
Speaker 9: a shock of my life too. I was like, what
Speaker 9: what did the podcast starting?
Speaker 16: And then I was like, oh my god, this.
Speaker 3: Is a song weedam Boys? That's right. Yeah, I don't,
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't write.
Speaker 4: I mean the AI songs I write are original, but
Speaker 4: other than that, it's parodies. They got to be based
Speaker 4: on something.
Speaker 3: Yea and yeah, and we've discussed a great length both
Speaker 3: of those songs being parody. How did you miss that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 4: And by the way, uh, the Boys from Brooklyn is
Speaker 4: No Sleep Till Brooklyn by the Beastie Boys. Also listen
Speaker 4: in order, that's Daughter by Pearl Jam I Hate and
Speaker 4: the Boys are Back in Town. That's the Boys are
Speaker 4: Back in Town right Bye by Thin Lizzy and and Uhggie, all.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, there's another one. What do you got Prody Boys.
Speaker 4: Are Back in Town is also uh bon Jovi does
Speaker 4: a version of it, and uh, oh, Deuce about Spruce
Speaker 4: Deuce is by Kiss.
Speaker 3: I didn't write that Spruce song. It's a party.
Speaker 9: Reggie here, okay. I used to manage several hotels. We
Speaker 9: never shocked the pool, not.
Speaker 34: When people came, not while they were there, none of
Speaker 34: a lot.
Speaker 9: So don't even decide to swim based on that. We're
Speaker 9: not cleaning that pool. It's not happening.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's nasty.
Speaker 9: Okay, Skyler from New Jersey, don't believe anything.
Speaker 7: Reggie says.
Speaker 9: She has never once worked at a hotel, so she
Speaker 9: has no idea what they do with the pool.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Skyler for Reggie's bullshit.
Speaker 8: This is Jenny checking in from Ohio. I'm listening to
Speaker 8: the conversation about the ninety eight year old woman who
Speaker 8: has a boyfriend and it's sexually active in the nursing home.
Speaker 8: I actually just read a study done that says sti's
Speaker 8: are more of a concern in nursing home than they
Speaker 8: ever used to be. Where people are sexually active and
Speaker 8: they're not as concerned about sti's. A lot of them
Speaker 8: don't even realize that it can happen. So that was
Speaker 8: quite an interesting read.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, wait a minute, that's an STI sexually
Speaker 4: transmitted infection infection.
Speaker 34: Okay, Scary's a liar.
Speaker 16: Scary's a liar about the back hair.
Speaker 9: He was the first customer I ever had at back
Speaker 9: hair today, sweater tomorrow. I removed all of that back
Speaker 9: hair with all sorts of equipment that made him a sweater.
Speaker 3: Come on, all right, Reggie, I need Skylar Skyler, please
Speaker 3: disproved Reggie's theory.
Speaker 9: Excuse me to the person who doesn't like.
Speaker 6: One belve is his voice.
Speaker 9: That's a racist. That's a racist that you better stop,
Speaker 9: and you better stop. That's from racism.
Speaker 3: Stop the racism were Skyler? Where's Skyler from New Jersey
Speaker 3: telling saying that that that Reggie spewing more bullshit that
Speaker 3: I've never gotten my back waxed from her.
Speaker 4: Also, that's not example of racism, not liking somebody's voice.
Speaker 4: But I appreciate you sticking up slice on slice support.
Speaker 3: Very nice.
Speaker 11: Hey guys, Laura from Connecticut. I had Linme disease undiagnosed
Speaker 11: for almost two years.
Speaker 15: I was so sick.
Speaker 11: There was times I couldn't get out of bed. I
Speaker 11: was crying in pain. It felt like someone was like
Speaker 11: ripping my back apart. It was very debilitating. And my
Speaker 11: doctor never treated me and sent me to a holistic
Speaker 11: doctor because they said I had fibromyalgia. And she was
Speaker 11: the one who told me and I can say I
Speaker 11: went from working out six days a week, walking three
Speaker 11: four miles a day to not be able to get
Speaker 11: out of bed and an excruciating pain. So I'm hoping
Speaker 11: he's telling the truth. Of course, we don't want him
Speaker 11: to be sick, but at the same time, it's a
Speaker 11: very serious illness and it can carry with you for
Speaker 11: the rest of your life. My aunt got congestive heart
Speaker 11: failure from having lime disease.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think Justin would be in the press
Speaker 3: lying about that, So that's just my case conversation.
Speaker 11: That's Hey, guys, Laura, if I'm Connecticut, I just feel
Speaker 11: like it's a phone tap. Who cares if you're heard
Speaker 11: it twice during the week. I don't understand why it's
Speaker 11: so serious. I hate when they call in or text
Speaker 11: and say, oh, you guys did this.
Speaker 16: You guys did that.
Speaker 11: We're listening to you for free. Get over it. That's
Speaker 11: how I see it so scary going forward. Just check them,
Speaker 11: no big deal. You and Sam check it, make sure
Speaker 11: nothing's wrong, and then you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 11: But people need to calm down. It's a phone tap.
Speaker 11: They can get over it exactly.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. You know, you know, logic leads
Speaker 3: the way. Logic is the light.
Speaker 12: All right again, this is a boy horn. I am
Speaker 12: very happy nothing makes me happier than you and enjoying
Speaker 12: your pain. It is inspired.
Speaker 3: Accidentally clicked on a sauce on the side with Gandhi
Speaker 3: talk back and that's Gwan leaving it for Gandhi. Okay, God,
Speaker 3: you have to play it now. See if he mentions.
Speaker 12: Us a Gandi, I'm very happy nothing makes me happier
Speaker 12: than you. Enjoy your painting. It is inspired by your
Speaker 12: fable filter that you put on everybody and Van goes
Speaker 12: Sunflowers because you are my song flower. I'm happy you
Speaker 12: like it. I've been trying to reach Andrew to bring
Speaker 12: that painting up for about two weeks, but no, Andrew
Speaker 12: does not answer. He dms A gandhis point one and
Speaker 12: maybe next time I want to come up. I want
Speaker 12: to see you guys, hang out with you guys, you know,
Speaker 12: maybe have some breakfast next with the serial killers and
Speaker 12: all the stuff.
Speaker 3: All right, one, you are I feel like he's cheating
Speaker 3: on us. This is our cold play moment. Okay, so
Speaker 3: this is like this is like every I gotta talk here.
Speaker 3: This is like every eighty sitcom where you overhear the
Speaker 3: answering machine message, yes one, you want to hang out
Speaker 3: with the serial killers? And guy, what did I tell
Speaker 3: you at the top of this cast? He made a painting.
Speaker 3: He made a painting for Gandhi. My fat finger pressed
Speaker 3: the wrong button and I accidentally played that that was
Speaker 3: a that was meant for Sauce on the side with Gandhi.
Speaker 3: It's clearly labeled he left it for the right podcast.
Speaker 3: But I feel like, all of a sudden, we put
Speaker 3: him up on the Kiss camp and there he was
Speaker 3: exposing himself to us, cheating on us. David Brody now.
Speaker 4: Was like, first of all, it sounds like he's bribing
Speaker 4: his way onto the coming up for a visit. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and never once did he say, uh, you know, maybe
Speaker 4: hang out with Skeery.
Speaker 3: No at you, He's been to your house. He doesn't
Speaker 3: care anymore.
Speaker 4: Look, I want to say this, Wan, we know you
Speaker 4: love the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We appreciate your talkbacks. As
Speaker 4: always it's brody and scary. But it would have been
Speaker 4: nice if you said, hey, Gandhi, it's your boy. Wan
Speaker 4: Valdez as always is brody and Gandhi. I would have
Speaker 4: been okay with that, but but and I don't. And
Speaker 4: I love that you like Gandhi's podcast. It's a great podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you could like all the podcasts.
Speaker 4: We're not like all the podcasts.
Speaker 3: But you you strategically or suspiciously rather left any mention
Speaker 3: of us, and I feel like one you can set
Speaker 3: the record straight. I feel like maybe you're hurt because
Speaker 3: Scary was so salty about your talkbacks last week. And
Speaker 3: I just want you to know I'm still a fan.
Speaker 3: But maybe you owe Scary of painting. Now, Yeah, maybe
Speaker 3: I'd like to see a painting. I feel like we
Speaker 3: violated some code, Brooklyn. Sorry, I gotta apologize to Gandhi.
Speaker 3: I actually have to let her know that I I
Speaker 3: played her talkbacks because she's gonna bypass that now. Shit,
Speaker 3: that's my fuck, my fuck.
Speaker 31: Up, Brooklyn boys. John former man from Long Island, current
Speaker 31: inmate at the local correctional facility, using his one phone
Speaker 31: call to leave you guys at talkback regarding the last
Speaker 31: Slice Time episode from your responses regarding what I did
Speaker 31: for my wife with her broken cell phone. Man, you
Speaker 31: guys know how to hit it where it hurts. Really,
Speaker 31: I don't know which one of you guys called the
Speaker 31: Feds on me, but man, if you were going to
Speaker 31: scream me like that, you could have at least bolt
Speaker 31: mistake dinnerverse and if it was Brody, he is now
Speaker 31: two for two for getting a mailman fired. So thank
Speaker 31: you very much for that. Well, I hope you guys
Speaker 31: have a great day, and I look forward to trying
Speaker 31: to get out.
Speaker 3: Of this place.
Speaker 31: And hopefully these do reach you, and not because I'm
Speaker 31: leaving them on a payphone in this facility, but because
Speaker 31: I'm not sure how much room there actually is for
Speaker 31: all these talkbacks in between the forty seven thousand talkbacks
Speaker 31: that the trucker decides to leave each week.
Speaker 3: Now, man, you got to ease up on that.
Speaker 31: Thanks, guys, I guess I love you.
Speaker 27: Guys.
Speaker 7: Have a good one.
Speaker 3: He's doing stick by the way, So that's just a
Speaker 3: reminder to everyone if you don't remember, that's the guy
Speaker 3: who lied and has said his wife's broken phone was
Speaker 3: stolen so he could get the warranty on it. And
Speaker 3: he's claiming that we rather yeah, we turned him in.
Speaker 3: Very funny nice callback aproo boys, boys and mine.
Speaker 32: I don't know how I missed it, but like this
Speaker 32: was a slice time from like around like three forty one.
Speaker 32: So Maddy, he's from Brooklyn in the Bronx. I didn't
Speaker 32: think you Italian, but you did give all some Latina
Speaker 32: vibes to me for some reason. So Transylvania, So that
Speaker 32: makes you Romanian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well a.
Speaker 32: Buddy of mine like married a Romanian girl and had
Speaker 32: like beautiful twin boys and some young men. Now and
Speaker 32: guess what's scary my boy has in Jamaica as well.
Speaker 32: So like Asians speaking Jamaican. There you go. Hey Maddy
Speaker 32: from Brooklyn Bronxmhachi, what those I don't know that's remaining
Speaker 32: for how you doing? Okay, I don't know how much
Speaker 32: I see it, but I just hear Maddie from Brooklyn
Speaker 32: from Bronx say that we're gonna have a weekend wedding
Speaker 32: and start saying and she told me to start saying
Speaker 32: for it.
Speaker 3: The mommy just say yes.
Speaker 32: Well don he from CT dis your answer. And I
Speaker 32: have some multi million dollar real estate deals going on
Speaker 32: in progress.
Speaker 3: So if that's if.
Speaker 32: They they go through, I'll make a lead for Dona
Speaker 32: Bougete weekend wedding for us should they all go through,
Speaker 32: you know, and scaring Brody will be the guest of honor.
Speaker 32: That's an LV Monald Grant Mersus for a wedding fairs
Speaker 32: for everyone. Hey, mommy, how do you feel about Wan
Speaker 32: Valdez and truck it for my groomsmen?
Speaker 4: All right, Hey, shout out, shout out to T White Senior,
Speaker 4: by the way, who sent me a bunch of videos
Speaker 4: of Asian people in Jamaica speaking with a Jamaican accent.
Speaker 3: Okay, crazy, crazy visual. All right, and now the final
Speaker 3: talk back of the week. Here it is.
Speaker 23: Hey, there, fellas, it's made an old cowboy trucker heeling
Speaker 23: more Tamia surre Barberino. I guess you know, I'm still
Speaker 23: a little distrut about all those people that got asked
Speaker 23: to new parodies with Brody, except for you know who.
Speaker 6: You know, I'm still you know, I don't know. No,
Speaker 6: I thought i'd get on here before you d up
Speaker 6: the episode.
Speaker 23: And you know, even though you can't see me, I'm
Speaker 23: stretching my forehead with my middle finger.
Speaker 6: Yes, and oh here I got to natche my nose too.
Speaker 3: There you go, Brody, Well, there you have it. You've
Speaker 3: effectively really made him upset. He's he's disheveled the windows
Speaker 3: out of his sales. Brody, how are you going to
Speaker 3: make it up to the Cowboy Trucker? I'm not. I
Speaker 3: love him, though. I think the two of you should
Speaker 3: collab on something. It would be amazing. It would be
Speaker 3: you guys would blow it out of the water. I
Speaker 3: don't do that. What No, I don't write parodies songs
Speaker 3: with celebrities anymore. So, well, he's not a celebrity. He's
Speaker 3: trying to tell you that. Oh, he's a celebrity in
Speaker 3: my eyes. All right, you could read between the lines there,
Speaker 3: Cowboy Trucker, it's not what you want to hear. Bro Bro,
Speaker 3: you just want to collab with that. I'm not doing
Speaker 3: that right now.
Speaker 4: So, in other words, in order to write a song
Speaker 4: with Cowboy Trucker, he'd have to have a hit song
Speaker 4: and then I would work with him on rewriting it
Speaker 4: about the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Correct, right, But he's he
Speaker 4: doesn't have a hit song out, so I wouldn't have
Speaker 4: to re what would I parody?
Speaker 3: No, the two of you can find another artist hit
Speaker 3: and the two of you collab on writing and singing.
Speaker 3: I don't collab on I don't collab. I think you
Speaker 3: guys could do like Summer Nights, like Summer Love and
Speaker 3: had me a blast, you know, with you know, the
Speaker 3: male there's the male part and the female part. You
Speaker 3: guys could draw straws for the who's gonna do the
Speaker 3: Olivan Newton John part? But yeah, but something like that. No, yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, Bertie scratching his chin. He's thinking about it.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about it. Not gonna lose sleepover it, but
Speaker 3: he's thinking about it. We'll see it in just a
Speaker 3: couple of days with Brooklyn Boys, Take forty six getting reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby,