1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame Mornings twenties moving company. Is 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: this Tim? How can I help you? Hi? Tim? My 3 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: name is Pete and I would like to lodge a complaint. 4 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: All right, Pete, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, what 5 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: do you want to complain about? Well, I was driving 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 1: behind your truck the other day and I took down 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 1: the number on it because it said how's my driving? 8 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: Call this number? And so that's why I'm calling the number, 9 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 1: because your driving was. Okay, Pete, I'm sorry you experienced that. 10 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: Can you tell me what happened? Oh, I'd love to 11 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: tell you what happened. I've got a list of things 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: to go over. I hope you're ready, No problem, okay, Well, 13 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: first of all, let's start with the windshield wiping. I'm sorry, 14 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 1: Oh okay, are you really going to play dumb like 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: you don't know what I'm talking about? The overly aggressive, inappropriate, 16 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: unneeded windshield wiping? Uh, Peter, are you saying that my 17 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: windshield wiping affected my drive? Well? I don't know how 18 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: it wouldn't affect the driving when you're just wiping your windows, 19 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,040 Speaker 1: Willy nilly. I was driving behind you and you sprayed 20 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: me three times with window cleaning fluid, and then I 21 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 1: drove around to check it out and see what you 22 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: were doing, and the wipers were just going and it 23 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: wasn't even raining. Why are you using the wipers when 24 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: it's not raining, Pete? My windshield wipers? Are you kidding me? Well, 25 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: that's exactly what I was saying when I saw you 26 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: wiping the windows, just wiping away, and I was thinking, 27 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: what the F word is going on? Unlike you, I 28 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: don't say it because you're you're a better man, Pete, 29 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: You're a better man. Well it sounds like it, doesn't 30 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: it not at all, Pete. Um. Actually, I'm trying to 31 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: see better out my windows. You know, maybe there was 32 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 1: some dust on them, so you know, you can take 33 00:01:53,080 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: that and I wow. Um, so I'm going to need 34 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: to talk to a manager because I have a whole 35 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: list of complaints about your driving and now I have 36 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: a list of complaints about your language. Okay, so you 37 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 1: got a whole list of complaints. What was Was I 38 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: using my blinker too much? Or did I change lanes 39 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: too fast for you or too slow? No? No, you 40 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 1: didn't change lanes too fast or too slow. You were 41 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: drinking your soda the whole time, driving with one hand, 42 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,359 Speaker 1: drinking a soda, wiping the windows, drinking a soda, wiping 43 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: the windows, same thing, over and over again. I saw 44 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: you driving with one hand sipping out of what looked 45 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: like a big gulp. Also probably too much sugar, because 46 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: you're driving and you're drinking sugary drinks and then you're 47 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: gonna have a sugar crash and then a real crash. 48 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: Everything you were doing was wrong. Listen, the sticker on 49 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: my truck says how's my driving. It doesn't say anything 50 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: about how is my eating? It doesn't say anything about 51 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: how is my wiping? It says how is my driving? Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, 52 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 1: Then I'll let you go. But I do have one 53 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: more question for you. You're a question, Yes, I do. 54 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Since you are a trucker, 55 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,639 Speaker 1: since you drive a truck, yes, yes, so you sit 56 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:08,839 Speaker 1: long times in the truck driving, Yes, I'm a trucker. Yeah, 57 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: we drive for long distances, we drive for many hours. 58 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 1: What well, on the topic of wiping, how do you 59 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 1: deal with your hemorrhoids? What? Yes? I read somewhere that 60 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 1: truckers get bad hemorhoids from sitting all the time, do 61 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,600 Speaker 1: you and how do you deal with them? Because I've 62 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: got a doozy of one right now. It's like I'm 63 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: sitting on another head. Oh yeah, I've got a great 64 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 1: solution to keep my foot all right, I'll lodge it 65 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: up your ass. You don't have to worry about the 66 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: hemid all right. Well, fine, that sounds uncomfortable, so I'll 67 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: just tell you it's a prank phone called then what 68 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a 69 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your sister Kathy set you up. 70 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: It's a joke. She said that. No, she said that 71 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: you drive truck and sometimes people call you with ridiculous 72 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: complaints on you're driving. So but for real, I'm for 73 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: real about the hemorroid thing, Like, how do you deal 74 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: with them? Because I could I could use the melt 75 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 1: preparation age. Bro wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.