WEBVTT - Episode 358 w/ Marlon Wayans 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:17.080 And it's Drink Chess, motherfucking podcast. He's a legendary Queen's rappers. 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.360 He hain't segreed. Is your boy in o R. He's 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:23.360 a Miami hippop lioneer up as dj e FN. Together 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.400 they drink it up with some of the biggest players 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:30.720 in the most professional unprofessional podcast and your number one 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:35.000 sorts for drunk back drinks motherfuckings New Year's Eve. Listen, 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:45.080 it's time for drink chips, drink up, motherfuck mother? Would 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:46.760 it good? Be hopefully to do soon? Being ship boy 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.280 in right? What up is dj e FN? This militim 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:55.320 crazy wall Happy Hour, make some nuts. I'm gonna be 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:57.120 honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. This 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:03.280 is my favorite comedian, maybe probably his least fan guests 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.640 of drink Champs of all time. It's because he does 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:11.640 not front when he comes in. If he's offended show offended, 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:15.480 he tells us to stop smoking. He called my friends 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:18.280 Sonny off White and he has in war White. That 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:21.720 was the best sh It was the first time and 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:26.800 I wanted to give this nigga anywhere. I wanted to 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:39.920 do something. Do you me, nigga, I'm gonna tell you something, man, 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:45.520 you are to me or what a comedian is supposed 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:50.480 to be. Thank you. Um, you're funny all the fucking time. Well, 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:52.720 you can't be funny all the time to me. You 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:55.560 could not have brains. I'm giving you. This is your 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:59.880 bigger relax. Iger. I'm not I'm not used to comment something. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.600 So what I say to you, let's make some noise 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:12.120 for motherfucker. Yeah, I forgot that that was you when 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:13.919 you was leaving in the car. Listen, by the way, 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:17.040 by the way, by the way, I didn't listen. Listen. 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:20.680 I didn't really seven different whites and you see you. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:25.680 But let me just listen. I didn't really this nigga, 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:33.000 that nigga age, this nigga age, you are the same, dude. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:36.520 I thought that was your son. You need to lead 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:40.600 that weed alone, nigga. Hey, you are testament. You need 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.280 to lead the weed alone. I'm gonna tell you there's 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:47.880 a couple of you lead black niggas in here. Thirty 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:51.400 two niggas, all black little cows, and they all you 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:57.000 want something. I'm good. I was like to think I'm good, 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:02.320 but look at him. What's going on? This nigga? Dad? 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:06.400 The only thing. Hold, he's literally dead. He's being hell. 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:14.680 You're carrying him, holding him. Simpsonized, this is sunny looking 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:19.639 you see. Mother Marla estafflished it right there, all over there. 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:21.920 They don't want to be over here, little over there. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:26.560 He raced on all of our crew everything. First of all, 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:31.160 I thought, I was like, yo, y'all doing well, yes, 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:33.239 and we're still not doing no, no, no, I've seen it. 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:36.680 I was like, yo, I watched them the new No 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:44.000 but windows fell open, open windows, nigga, they got windows, 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:48.720 but they still called. But we got we got it. 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:55.240 Open the windows. That ship is closed to Okay, listen, 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:59.839 it's hot. Listen, let me all his staff, let me play. 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:03.080 I really thought, y'all big, I was like Yoda doing it. 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:08.520 I don't know. This is a bar, this right here fake. 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.720 I thought that was like, I said, this is fake, 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:14.840 that's cheap. It's maybe a called Moore. And I thought, yo, 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.120 he's really doing no, he's good at doing it. He 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:22.839 got good people around them, same Puerto Ricans. I thought, 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.200 maybe you had some white folks around. We got it. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:33.599 We got to contake Puto rimant, give us some self. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:38.719 Got a new weed roller. You say that's a different 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:50.800 weird No, that's a different movie. A guy that lay 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:55.159 up the munchies pop up. Hello, listen, listen because every 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.640 time he fall and something goes around, I'm right, they 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:01.279 haint seed. It wouldn't work the first time, we couldn't 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:03.640 get you. Last time, the second time, we can't get 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.520 a venue. So every time he booked Marl and something 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.440 goes always happened. And this is the first time we 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:14.880 got it together like open because this thing is so 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:20.440 high even crushing, stop cold, nig it could be a 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:31.560 little loathly he gets made. Did that job have benefits? Okay, 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.320 let's get to your special. You got a special right 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:39.880 now on HBO Max. Yes, right, yes, and it's crazy 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.840 we have this. So I got this thing that I 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:47.280 do every time we interview someone. Right, So this is 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.880 the thing that I didn't want to happen. Immediately as 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:52.760 soon as I said Marlon Wayne's um, I said something 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:56.400 about immediately, I tweeted it immediately. People say it's better 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.640 than Chris Rock, and I felt like I didn't see 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:00.839 the tweet first of all. Nigga, Oh yeah, so don't 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:05.440 tell me you took the ship down for sure, retweeted No, 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:14.840 I don't want to rock what you really what? What 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:28.880 what are you gonna do? So think what people do 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:32.000 with rappers, right rappers? They put rappers against each other immediately, 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:34.120 I want to do that. I didn't want to say, 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.040 you know what, because you have a special out and 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:37.799 then he has special out? Did you have to compare? 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:41.320 You know it's not yours is difference. I don't even 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:45.640 retweet when people compare the two. I love. I love 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.640 Chris rock Rock knows I love him like I love him. 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:53.640 He's like family rockets like like I said, and old 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:58.119 that was two. He hazed me the way, so everything 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.840 is really you're saying that special You think I lied that? 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.839 You said he hates you. Yeah, he said it special 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:08.400 that nigga up at the at the one of the fact, 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.040 he heckled me. He heckled me so bad, nigga, I 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:19.040 see why you don't want to smoke because because no, no, no, 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:22.680 because the new y'all do violent and guns and fight 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.760 and you know, beat Takashi six nine down in bathrooms. 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:35.239 We too soon. We we are bad with our words, 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:39.680 so we our words cut. But Chris heckled me so bad. 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:42.760 I quit stand up comedy for twenty years now? How 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.160 badly do you think I bombed that night where I 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:48.200 quit for twenty years. That's why I said it in 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:50.200 the special. You don't be watching the special. No, I 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:56.120 want the niggas that talking about the book. I won't 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:59.880 get the cliffs to the special. This no, no, no, no, 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:05.240 you're the brandy all you do. It was funny. You 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:10.880 didn't want to know nothing. But why are comedians? Why 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.560 y'all turn it into rappers right now? I ain't turning 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:17.520 the You don't think I'm a fight with another comedian. No, 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:19.520 I wouldn't do that. I mean, if I had to, 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.480 we're gonna catch some heads. But I'm I'm I'm a 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.400 reformed hood nigger. So I grew up in the projects. 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.040 I don't I don't, I don't need that. I don't 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:28.880 want to do that. And if I do that, I 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:31.640 know that I know where it can go. Right, So 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:37.280 if I hit another comedian and if somebody hits me, 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:41.280 then my family got to get involved, and y'all gonna involved. 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:46.000 We had were having a project war. I don't want 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:47.760 to do that, and by the way, we want to win. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:51.120 Y'all like our Worrigy the Wayne Thank you. It's like worrity, 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:54.320 so like you're the last one. You still want edge. 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.079 I just want to make sure there's something. This is 0:08:57.160 --> 0:09:06.719 a problem, nigga. This nothingsten. This is a motherfucker A 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:11.600 jay Z is directly he sending that ship. You're sending 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.400 me none for you if you don't let me in 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:16.840 the goddamn granny party. I was. I can't get the dinner. 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.959 I can't get the Sammy Glard party. Can't get there either. 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:34.040 You couldn't get was like, I'll get you. No, I'll 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.000 fu with jay when like, I haven't gone to those 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.240 things because I feel like I want to go when 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:41.000 I got something to say. I want to go. When 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.480 when i'm arriving, I don't. I don't like the party 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.040 unless I'm celebrating, and I feel like I'm in this 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.480 grind right now and I'll come up and celebrate when 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.240 I'm when i'm there, I'm still working. You look at 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.959 the Instagram, you'd be like, damn not the Instagram. Look 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.319 at me. I don't go looking for that. Should be 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:05.880 like you who bring famous get your weight up. No, 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.640 But I feel like I'm not one of those dudes 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.840 that just like to go party like to fucking up 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.600 Oscar night. I'm like, I'd rather be working. I'm doing 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:16.880 a show, like do shows. I'm doing stand up. I'm 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.400 always on the road. I'm getting better. So one day 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.280 when it's time to rock, I'm a rock. Please don't 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.319 put that do that loud Puerto Rican thing to what's 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:37.640 just it's a Cuban very that's the Cuban Cuband Okay, 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:43.959 now I have a question, dude, you guys why I 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:52.360 love He's only you know it's the same flags, different Yeah, 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:55.240 I'm not. I thought I was fucking tripping. I thought 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:57.880 I was high from drink champs and but that's the 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:05.679 same flag but different color. Right now, ain't no more left? 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:14.640 Hold on? Just like Domenican and Haiti, they're the same people, yeah, 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:16.800 but not the same. Don't don't you say that the 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:23.199 Dominicans Dominicans. They don't Dominicans got the nerve to call Haiti. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:29.439 They chuck a lot, they don't. Negico socio. Oh you 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:33.640 you hate you from hey Domerican, you Dominican. You know 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:39.360 we don't make to Puerto Ricans to you are negatico socio. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:44.920 I'm I'm hurrying, I'm hurrigan. You just can't everybody you 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.880 calling a riggan frigging yeah forgan, and what's the other 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:54.439 half black? You? I prefer I prefer to be called 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:59.840 port Rican, yo black, don't Puerto Rican? They called you chuck. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:04.079 I growing up, so you Puerto Rican and black? The 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.959 best racist joke? Hold on Porto Rican and black? You 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.440 know what off Dominicans. When I was when I would 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.559 hang out with my Puerto Rican family, they would have 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:14.440 the best black jokes. And then when I would hang 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.400 out with my black every day, we have the best 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:19.240 Puerto Rican joke. So you see each other. It's safe 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.040 to say I grew up racist, like okay, but that's 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.199 when I get to each other though, that's when it's fun. 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:26.640 People think that you can't talk about race. That everybody 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:28.840 so sense it's not personal. It wasn't personally. Yeah, well, 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:30.560 I grew up in the neighborhood. It was a bunch 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.559 of black people of different shades. Like I'm gonna be honest, 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.520 Donald Trump is not racist. Donald Trump is just from queens. 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:41.200 It's just queen's jokes. It's just you don't do too 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:45.680 much weed. Now he ain't drunk enough yet. I haven't drunk. 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:51.960 K K members like two five five, throw around Donald 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:56.719 don't win to five? Okay, Molly, we were like the 0:12:56.800 --> 0:13:00.520 color of racism like that man, like it's I'm saying. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:15.840 I was saying, like a I don't believe here sitting 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:28.000 in Kanye seat right now. You this also let me 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:32.040 y'all say stupid ship. You don't think he really I 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.840 think he's playing racist. I think he's playing. I think 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:43.240 he's playing in the movie. I don't know. I don't 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.720 know what he is. I know he says stupid shit. 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:51.000 But are you with him getting arrested. I mean, I've 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.959 seen people arrested for worse words. So I mean to 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:57.760 see how you go less? I don't know. It's just 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.280 part of me, Like I don't want to it's not 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:07.400 for me. But honestly, I know Obama's gonna, like he's 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:16.000 gonna have a little, quiet, little sinister white life just 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:18.280 for it. I don't know. I mean, it'll be interesting 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:22.480 to see. I'm high. Fuck, why do y'all do this. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.600 I'm gonna cleanse you got your tea? You're trying to 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:29.400 live my life, right. I don't want to look like 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:35.400 these zombie niggas looking these are zombies. This is yes, No, 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:40.520 he's best. Gutarians. You stuck. You've been in that same 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:44.320 chair for seven years. We come back and we set 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:48.880 up around it. Yeah, but you resually did the Daily Show? 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:54.280 You really did you. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:56.840 You didn't see that either. Have you watched any fucking 0:14:56.920 --> 0:15:04.600 thing and you don't w sounds ship listens like color? No, no, no. 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:07.240 By the way, I wanted you to be the host 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.360 of the Daily Show. Thank you, brother. It was so great. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:12.120 I was like, what's the white man? I forgot who 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:16.160 the white man? Trevor Nora before that ter he wiped me. 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:21.560 He wiped me too. True race, Trevor, Noah's white. I 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:26.440 want some of that weird ship, some of that, right, Trevor, 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:30.640 No South African white? He like he's white. Stop African, right, 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:34.880 He's he's a black man, He's South African. He's a 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:40.920 South africans African broth. He's like, he's sounds like we're 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:46.880 in something, Miammie, crazy bro His hair's too good, his 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:53.240 hair is too gad on. He light skins. You leave 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:55.440 marks on his body. I should love slack boxing with 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:58.000 light skin. Niggas hit him and they had that red 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:06.080 print looked like the Canadian flag. I wasn't ready. So 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:10.400 is our opportunity for the daddy's your son? Why does 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:15.760 this nigga look like him? Like baby drag verid? Is 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:19.440 that your son? Teenager? Or you smoke the same weed, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:22.280 or you smoke so much weed the party you left 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:28.480 you and just camera over there? Did you new take yo? 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:37.640 He said? Oh my god, Oh my god, I tripping yo. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:42.400 Now you didn't have the same nickname. They didn't have 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:46.120 to say no. Look at his dress. That the baby 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:51.680 version of those dress. That's your father's nigga. Google Google. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.800 I can see it in the fingernails, the same fingernails. 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:58.840 All right, Yea, I knew. I knew. Listen by the way, 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:02.400 I knew this is gonna be explosive because you don't need, 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:07.200 you don't need, You're just naturally. Every time I'm here, 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:12.480 catch a contact. This is a high. I don't smoke, 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:15.440 and y'all are making me smoke. This is terrorism fantastic. 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:19.480 You know how I know you still keep it gangster 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.160 like you're a real one trying because you still hanging 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:26.560 niggas that refuse to get the front teeth fixed and 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:38.440 nash that's a real nigga right there, he sticking. They 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:48.920 made this nigga wake up. One of my best listen, 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:52.880 one of my best times was man and you still 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:55.920 wear this trench right I'm walking him something with wealth 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:59.280 and I see Marlin and I see you and I 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:01.679 say something your trench coat And I say, you got 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:05.880 on the trench coat with what spandex? And I'm gonna 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:12.000 tell you, I tell you out of my Instagram fit. 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:15.160 Let me just tell you this is when I knew 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:18.680 you are pure comedian. You looked at me and you 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:22.400 had a thousand jokes and you just let it run 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:24.560 through your head. And you know what I did, like, 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:28.879 I'm sorry. I looked at you because I see you 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:31.960 just baking me. You look you said what yeah, but 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:34.880 you like you like to battle the caves, the notch. 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:39.600 I'm like to you like that, say travel porter Trevor, 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:44.280 noa white. I'm just you like getting lights, getting I 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:47.600 do a rock. And I immediately said, I'm sorry because 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:50.359 you baked I see you, because that's that's just the 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:54.600 way out our minds thing. But that's determining saying all 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:59.320 the time. Mother, My mother would meet you and within 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:02.960 a minute she'd have a million little nicknames for you. 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:07.200 So funny. This woman her eye, she was brilliant, Like 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:10.560 this is how funny my mother was. My mother cursed 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:16.000 my fall out recipes every day for sixty years. Every 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:19.199 nigga never said the same joke twice. You know how 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.080 funny you gotta be to look at the same nigga 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:26.040 and talk have a different sixty years and have a 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:33.800 different joke every day. That woman brilliant. God, I tell me, 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:36.080 if she knew I was here around you people smoking 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:38.879 the fucking weed, she'd be so mad. Always. I always 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:41.560 use this example to Jack Thwiller because Jack Twiller or 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:45.960 Jack three, he told about so um, Jack hen't gonna 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:49.520 get that fixed. No, we don't think it's creepy. It's creepy. 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:52.560 I don't know. Let's do it. Go fund before I down. 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:58.679 I will donate because he got this looked like this right, 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:05.280 got a start. You gotta side he has for you 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:08.800 he needs to do. I know we will. We will 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:12.879 weight and lost plan because this what's crazy about him? 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:16.840 He he um with with two chains. We have put 0:20:16.880 --> 0:20:20.280 two chains on the phone, and he started arguing. And 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:22.960 I always tell Jack to what I say. Listen. A 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:25.919 comedian should always be a comedian at every single time. 0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:29.560 You don't. You don't out wrapper rapper, you out comedian 0:20:29.640 --> 0:20:31.600 a rapper, I know. But so he tried that. He 0:20:31.680 --> 0:20:33.720 tried that. He tried saying Jack is a comedian. Don't 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:41.800 know Jack is his on stage? Hey, y'all, y'all doing 0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:51.960 give it up for Jack. He was a comedian and 0:20:51.960 --> 0:20:54.160 I always told him, I said, you can never out 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:58.520 be comedians, Like if you're gonna if a rapper comes 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:02.040 at you, you gotta hit him. Do stand up company? 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:06.200 Actually he does, Yes, he does. He does. Yeah, and 0:21:06.320 --> 0:21:08.040 stand up is a hard thing. You said. You know 0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:11.080 Jack wasn't here one time with him? Yeah, he was. 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:14.720 I didn't know. I m next time I do a show, 0:21:15.359 --> 0:21:17.600 I'm see him come out. I'm gonna pray he bombed 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:20.840 so I could come on here and talk. Boy. Remember that, 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:22.920 tell him you, nigga, because I thought he was just 0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:26.760 like a funny nigga on the block. You know what 0:21:26.760 --> 0:21:29.640 I mean, is that one nigga listening missing a bick 0:21:29.760 --> 0:21:33.080 on nuts and by the way, they're going to cloy 0:21:34.040 --> 0:21:37.159 funny one. But by the way, he's at all you 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:40.720 and your brother's shows all and never hit the stage. 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:42.720 I just think he comes for him. Now, you're sucking 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:45.720 me up now because I didn't know that. I didn't 0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:51.440 stain dressing room me eat my hot wings and made 0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:55.160 me feel weird with that, and he take it out 0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:57.920 some time and I think that ship gross. No, don't 0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:00.320 take your eye out in my presidence. Keep I'm gonna 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:02.480 be going on. Listen, but I'm gonna be honest. Don't 0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:06.080 put that nigga on please. That means that is the 0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:08.720 most time I'm gonna be honest. I hate on comedians. 0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:11.240 Is y'all have the same set in as hip hop. 0:22:11.720 --> 0:22:15.200 You have the same outlet, but there's no violence, no 0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:18.560 backstage because and I'll be back here like can somebody 0:22:18.600 --> 0:22:21.720 stab somebody hit somebody? But I'd be like, I'd be 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:24.359 like yo, and we all have jokes. We all snap 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:26.359 on each other. That's all love. Man Like, is this 0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:29.920 something going too far with a comedian? No, no, that's 0:22:29.960 --> 0:22:32.280 why we don't understand. Why we'll answer that way too 0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:37.560 for you. Let marinate. No, no, no, we all know. Listen, 0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:40.320 everything is fair game. We talk about the darkest shit. 0:22:40.720 --> 0:22:43.800 You go to the what makes comedians laugh, Like if 0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:47.679 you go to the comedy store there's the audience here, right, 0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:50.000 and they're in the light. And when you look into 0:22:50.359 --> 0:22:59.840 at that one eye, jacket one, you gotta why that guy? 0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:06.160 Come on, man, you're disturbing, sir. Yeah, you wipe y'ud man, 0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:14.480 Get that about it. That's a good eye. That's a 0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:19.840 good eye. You gotta crust in here. How you doing, Jack? 0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:25.639 Are you a live He can't even see me. You 0:23:25.640 --> 0:23:29.080 don't know, you don't know who he trying to lurry. Jack, 0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:32.159 He was not talking about trying to act like everything's regular. 0:23:32.280 --> 0:23:34.200 Don't be looking at the screen with the fake guy. 0:23:34.600 --> 0:23:36.480 We know you can't see out of it. Put them 0:23:36.600 --> 0:23:40.160 up to the real eye. You can't train this side 0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:46.800 to see. Put them on. I won't look in factive. 0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:57.160 You don't have two fake guys. Why do you look 0:23:57.240 --> 0:23:59.200 like the nigga in the whale? Like I shouldn't like 0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:04.639 you ain't let to I was sen years. You can 0:24:04.680 --> 0:24:10.840 stand them right alright, Jack, Next time I do a 0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:13.040 show in New York, you gotta come through, because you 0:24:13.200 --> 0:24:15.520 never hit the stage, your greedy ass, come eat all 0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:18.080 my hot wings, take your eye out and make us 0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:21.679 feel awkward, drinking our liquor, and never hit the stage. 0:24:26.880 --> 0:24:29.000 I'm gonna book a show in Atlanta just so you 0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:32.240 can do it. And I'm a video taping if you bum, 0:24:32.480 --> 0:24:35.160 I'm sending it right here to Glory and he gonna 0:24:35.160 --> 0:24:40.119 put it up all right, all right, right, and we're 0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:41.600 doing a go for me for you. But we'll tell 0:24:41.600 --> 0:24:44.200 you about that later, Okay, let me. I mean, I 0:24:44.280 --> 0:24:46.320 don't know much about much, but I know that Nigga 0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:48.960 needs to cleanse. But let me ask you because I 0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:52.119 got to hug him tight Jack Trill ain't gonna be 0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:56.480 here too long. You better give that motherfucker his flowers? 0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:07.479 Can we give you your flowers? No? Literally? Yes, yes, 0:25:07.600 --> 0:25:11.080 literally your flowers? There was like playing flowers man, just 0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:13.560 so you know. Snoop Dogg said, it's like we're getting 0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:15.840 the Grammy because it's coming from your old people. But 0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:18.119 let me just tell you something. You watching out here, 0:25:18.160 --> 0:25:20.840 man stands down, and I say this to everyone here, 0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:23.760 your hands down, my favorite guests you because you know why. 0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:25.800 It's not even what you do on the camera's what 0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:28.240 you do off camera, like you let every one of 0:25:28.359 --> 0:25:33.920 us have it. That's love. It's all love, love love 0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:37.720 love it. His name is White. Ever since he's never 0:25:37.840 --> 0:25:40.280 wore white six. He would he didn't. He want to 0:25:40.359 --> 0:25:51.400 jump me right now, sitting on you. Yes, trying to Yeah, 0:25:51.480 --> 0:25:58.560 he's trying to get it. I'm a question. Yeah, I forgot. 0:25:58.560 --> 0:26:02.399 I was gonna ask. Wait, hold on, it was a question. 0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:06.240 It was actually a real question. Damn, Hi, why y'all do? 0:26:06.480 --> 0:26:09.960 Are y'all high yet? No? And I love that you 0:26:10.000 --> 0:26:13.440 have all female staff. It looks like all of you. 0:26:14.600 --> 0:26:19.240 I hate that you ain't got no female This is 0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:22.359 like you feel like you're filing ship. It's like you're 0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:28.280 feeling that shit out of a present. That's the old 0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:31.680 na that for you. You don't even get the old team. Man. 0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:37.480 He don't even get raped no more. I wasn't white 0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:44.800 boy down with the niggas. Little crag got you got 0:26:47.080 --> 0:26:51.000 it tastes wind, but you know it smoke still. You 0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:54.760 know he do the same ship. That's how he stopped 0:26:54.840 --> 0:26:58.359 himself and being raped. It's always sitting down, just rolling 0:26:58.440 --> 0:27:03.960 the weed. His ass is too stink for them to rain. 0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:10.240 I don't cut my I forgot. I was gonna ask, 0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:12.840 so let me ask you, right, I don't come to 0:27:12.880 --> 0:27:16.520 me with the next day. You just sat network. We 0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:22.920 don't revolt, We won't black every everyone, the brothers, wander brothers. 0:27:22.960 --> 0:27:31.120 We also get white money. Gonna tell him, yeah, who 0:27:34.720 --> 0:27:38.480 I'm actually gonna do a podcast. I want to produce it, Jack, 0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:39.560 and we can we put it through. I want to 0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:44.879 produce it. Let making my own money nor producing sounds 0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:46.760 like you want to cut my ship. We just want 0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:49.440 a little creek little I don't we don't know all that. 0:27:50.359 --> 0:27:54.000 We can we can talk real ship. I wanted me, 0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:57.600 I don't know. Ain't no ut gonna get me. And 0:27:57.640 --> 0:28:00.399 you want to be a Wayne's brother? You know we 0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:04.640 can talk. Yes, yes, because because um, like I said, 0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:08.440 you guys are really from royalty, like like honestly, Living 0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:12.399 Color changed the trajectory of black television. Like when I 0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:21.880 fucking learned that word checker fell out. Motherfucker, I can't 0:28:22.160 --> 0:28:29.920 use another sentence with nobody wants to smell. Were all 0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:35.200 the same, but from at that time we had Robin Harris, 0:28:35.359 --> 0:28:42.479 rob rob what was his name, um not Robina, nigga, Nigris, 0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:45.920 Rob Harris, No, no, no, no, Robin Harris, my man, 0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:51.040 that baby kids. Uh yeah, So then the Living Color came, 0:28:51.680 --> 0:28:55.120 What the fuck does Robin Harris not to do? Nigga 0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:58.600