Speaker 1: And it's Drink Chess, motherfucking podcast. He's a legendary Queen's rappers.
Speaker 1: He hain't segreed. Is your boy in o R. He's
Speaker 1: a Miami hippop lioneer up as dj e FN. Together
Speaker 1: they drink it up with some of the biggest players
Speaker 1: in the most professional unprofessional podcast and your number one
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Speaker 1: it good? Be hopefully to do soon? Being ship boy
Speaker 1: in right? What up is dj e FN? This militim
Speaker 1: crazy wall Happy Hour, make some nuts. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. This
Speaker 1: is my favorite comedian, maybe probably his least fan guests
Speaker 1: of drink Champs of all time. It's because he does
Speaker 1: not front when he comes in. If he's offended show offended,
Speaker 1: he tells us to stop smoking. He called my friends
Speaker 1: Sonny off White and he has in war White. That
Speaker 1: was the best sh It was the first time and
Speaker 1: I wanted to give this nigga anywhere. I wanted to
Speaker 1: do something. Do you me, nigga, I'm gonna tell you something, man,
Speaker 1: you are to me or what a comedian is supposed
Speaker 1: to be. Thank you. Um, you're funny all the fucking time. Well,
Speaker 1: you can't be funny all the time to me. You
Speaker 1: could not have brains. I'm giving you. This is your
Speaker 1: bigger relax. Iger. I'm not I'm not used to comment something.
Speaker 1: So what I say to you, let's make some noise
Speaker 1: for motherfucker. Yeah, I forgot that that was you when
Speaker 1: you was leaving in the car. Listen, by the way,
Speaker 1: by the way, by the way, I didn't listen. Listen.
Speaker 1: I didn't really seven different whites and you see you.
Speaker 1: But let me just listen. I didn't really this nigga,
Speaker 1: that nigga age, this nigga age, you are the same, dude.
Speaker 1: I thought that was your son. You need to lead
Speaker 1: that weed alone, nigga. Hey, you are testament. You need
Speaker 1: to lead the weed alone. I'm gonna tell you there's
Speaker 1: a couple of you lead black niggas in here. Thirty
Speaker 1: two niggas, all black little cows, and they all you
Speaker 1: want something. I'm good. I was like to think I'm good,
Speaker 1: but look at him. What's going on? This nigga? Dad?
Speaker 1: The only thing. Hold, he's literally dead. He's being hell.
Speaker 1: You're carrying him, holding him. Simpsonized, this is sunny looking
Speaker 1: you see. Mother Marla estafflished it right there, all over there.
Speaker 1: They don't want to be over here, little over there.
Speaker 1: He raced on all of our crew everything. First of all,
Speaker 1: I thought, I was like, yo, y'all doing well, yes,
Speaker 1: and we're still not doing no, no, no, I've seen it.
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I watched them the new No
Speaker 1: but windows fell open, open windows, nigga, they got windows,
Speaker 1: but they still called. But we got we got it.
Speaker 1: Open the windows. That ship is closed to Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: it's hot. Listen, let me all his staff, let me play.
Speaker 1: I really thought, y'all big, I was like Yoda doing it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is a bar, this right here fake.
Speaker 1: I thought that was like, I said, this is fake,
Speaker 1: that's cheap. It's maybe a called Moore. And I thought, yo,
Speaker 1: he's really doing no, he's good at doing it. He
Speaker 1: got good people around them, same Puerto Ricans. I thought,
Speaker 1: maybe you had some white folks around. We got it.
Speaker 1: We got to contake Puto rimant, give us some self.
Speaker 1: Got a new weed roller. You say that's a different
Speaker 1: weird No, that's a different movie. A guy that lay
Speaker 1: up the munchies pop up. Hello, listen, listen because every
Speaker 1: time he fall and something goes around, I'm right, they
Speaker 1: haint seed. It wouldn't work the first time, we couldn't
Speaker 1: get you. Last time, the second time, we can't get
Speaker 1: a venue. So every time he booked Marl and something
Speaker 1: goes always happened. And this is the first time we
Speaker 1: got it together like open because this thing is so
Speaker 1: high even crushing, stop cold, nig it could be a
Speaker 1: little loathly he gets made. Did that job have benefits? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get to your special. You got a special right
Speaker 1: now on HBO Max. Yes, right, yes, and it's crazy
Speaker 1: we have this. So I got this thing that I
Speaker 1: do every time we interview someone. Right, So this is
Speaker 1: the thing that I didn't want to happen. Immediately as
Speaker 1: soon as I said Marlon Wayne's um, I said something
Speaker 1: about immediately, I tweeted it immediately. People say it's better
Speaker 1: than Chris Rock, and I felt like I didn't see
Speaker 1: the tweet first of all. Nigga, Oh yeah, so don't
Speaker 1: tell me you took the ship down for sure, retweeted No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to rock what you really what? What
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? So think what people do
Speaker 1: with rappers, right rappers? They put rappers against each other immediately,
Speaker 1: I want to do that. I didn't want to say,
Speaker 1: you know what, because you have a special out and
Speaker 1: then he has special out? Did you have to compare?
Speaker 1: You know it's not yours is difference. I don't even
Speaker 1: retweet when people compare the two. I love. I love
Speaker 1: Chris rock Rock knows I love him like I love him.
Speaker 1: He's like family rockets like like I said, and old
Speaker 1: that was two. He hazed me the way, so everything
Speaker 1: is really you're saying that special You think I lied that?
Speaker 1: You said he hates you. Yeah, he said it special
Speaker 1: that nigga up at the at the one of the fact,
Speaker 1: he heckled me. He heckled me so bad, nigga, I
Speaker 1: see why you don't want to smoke because because no, no, no,
Speaker 1: because the new y'all do violent and guns and fight
Speaker 1: and you know, beat Takashi six nine down in bathrooms.
Speaker 1: We too soon. We we are bad with our words,
Speaker 1: so we our words cut. But Chris heckled me so bad.
Speaker 1: I quit stand up comedy for twenty years now? How
Speaker 1: badly do you think I bombed that night where I
Speaker 1: quit for twenty years. That's why I said it in
Speaker 1: the special. You don't be watching the special. No, I
Speaker 1: want the niggas that talking about the book. I won't
Speaker 1: get the cliffs to the special. This no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're the brandy all you do. It was funny. You
Speaker 1: didn't want to know nothing. But why are comedians? Why
Speaker 1: y'all turn it into rappers right now? I ain't turning
Speaker 1: the You don't think I'm a fight with another comedian. No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I mean, if I had to,
Speaker 1: we're gonna catch some heads. But I'm I'm I'm a
Speaker 1: reformed hood nigger. So I grew up in the projects.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't, I don't need that. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that. And if I do that, I
Speaker 1: know that I know where it can go. Right, So
Speaker 1: if I hit another comedian and if somebody hits me,
Speaker 1: then my family got to get involved, and y'all gonna involved.
Speaker 1: We had were having a project war. I don't want
Speaker 1: to do that, and by the way, we want to win.
Speaker 1: Y'all like our Worrigy the Wayne Thank you. It's like worrity,
Speaker 1: so like you're the last one. You still want edge.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure there's something. This is
Speaker 1: a problem, nigga. This nothingsten. This is a motherfucker A
Speaker 1: jay Z is directly he sending that ship. You're sending
Speaker 1: me none for you if you don't let me in
Speaker 1: the goddamn granny party. I was. I can't get the dinner.
Speaker 1: I can't get the Sammy Glard party. Can't get there either.
Speaker 1: You couldn't get was like, I'll get you. No, I'll
Speaker 1: fu with jay when like, I haven't gone to those
Speaker 1: things because I feel like I want to go when
Speaker 1: I got something to say. I want to go. When
Speaker 1: when i'm arriving, I don't. I don't like the party
Speaker 1: unless I'm celebrating, and I feel like I'm in this
Speaker 1: grind right now and I'll come up and celebrate when
Speaker 1: I'm when i'm there, I'm still working. You look at
Speaker 1: the Instagram, you'd be like, damn not the Instagram. Look
Speaker 1: at me. I don't go looking for that. Should be
Speaker 1: like you who bring famous get your weight up. No,
Speaker 1: But I feel like I'm not one of those dudes
Speaker 1: that just like to go party like to fucking up
Speaker 1: Oscar night. I'm like, I'd rather be working. I'm doing
Speaker 1: a show, like do shows. I'm doing stand up. I'm
Speaker 1: always on the road. I'm getting better. So one day
Speaker 1: when it's time to rock, I'm a rock. Please don't
Speaker 1: put that do that loud Puerto Rican thing to what's
Speaker 1: just it's a Cuban very that's the Cuban Cuband Okay,
Speaker 1: now I have a question, dude, you guys why I
Speaker 1: love He's only you know it's the same flags, different Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I thought I was fucking tripping. I thought
Speaker 1: I was high from drink champs and but that's the
Speaker 1: same flag but different color. Right now, ain't no more left?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Just like Domenican and Haiti, they're the same people, yeah,
Speaker 1: but not the same. Don't don't you say that the
Speaker 1: Dominicans Dominicans. They don't Dominicans got the nerve to call Haiti.
Speaker 1: They chuck a lot, they don't. Negico socio. Oh you
Speaker 1: you hate you from hey Domerican, you Dominican. You know
Speaker 1: we don't make to Puerto Ricans to you are negatico socio.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm hurrying, I'm hurrigan. You just can't everybody you
Speaker 1: calling a riggan frigging yeah forgan, and what's the other
Speaker 1: half black? You? I prefer I prefer to be called
Speaker 1: port Rican, yo black, don't Puerto Rican? They called you chuck.
Speaker 1: I growing up, so you Puerto Rican and black? The
Speaker 1: best racist joke? Hold on Porto Rican and black? You
Speaker 1: know what off Dominicans. When I was when I would
Speaker 1: hang out with my Puerto Rican family, they would have
Speaker 1: the best black jokes. And then when I would hang
Speaker 1: out with my black every day, we have the best
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican joke. So you see each other. It's safe
Speaker 1: to say I grew up racist, like okay, but that's
Speaker 1: when I get to each other though, that's when it's fun.
Speaker 1: People think that you can't talk about race. That everybody
Speaker 1: so sense it's not personal. It wasn't personally. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I grew up in the neighborhood. It was a bunch
Speaker 1: of black people of different shades. Like I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is not racist. Donald Trump is just from queens.
Speaker 1: It's just queen's jokes. It's just you don't do too
Speaker 1: much weed. Now he ain't drunk enough yet. I haven't drunk.
Speaker 1: K K members like two five five, throw around Donald
Speaker 1: don't win to five? Okay, Molly, we were like the
Speaker 1: color of racism like that man, like it's I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I was saying, like a I don't believe here sitting
Speaker 1: in Kanye seat right now. You this also let me
Speaker 1: y'all say stupid ship. You don't think he really I
Speaker 1: think he's playing racist. I think he's playing. I think
Speaker 1: he's playing in the movie. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know what he is. I know he says stupid shit.
Speaker 1: But are you with him getting arrested. I mean, I've
Speaker 1: seen people arrested for worse words. So I mean to
Speaker 1: see how you go less? I don't know. It's just
Speaker 1: part of me, Like I don't want to it's not
Speaker 1: for me. But honestly, I know Obama's gonna, like he's
Speaker 1: gonna have a little, quiet, little sinister white life just
Speaker 1: for it. I don't know. I mean, it'll be interesting
Speaker 1: to see. I'm high. Fuck, why do y'all do this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cleanse you got your tea? You're trying to
Speaker 1: live my life, right. I don't want to look like
Speaker 1: these zombie niggas looking these are zombies. This is yes, No,
Speaker 1: he's best. Gutarians. You stuck. You've been in that same
Speaker 1: chair for seven years. We come back and we set
Speaker 1: up around it. Yeah, but you resually did the Daily Show?
Speaker 1: You really did you. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: You didn't see that either. Have you watched any fucking
Speaker 1: thing and you don't w sounds ship listens like color? No, no, no.
Speaker 1: By the way, I wanted you to be the host
Speaker 1: of the Daily Show. Thank you, brother. It was so great.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's the white man? I forgot who
Speaker 1: the white man? Trevor Nora before that ter he wiped me.
Speaker 1: He wiped me too. True race, Trevor, Noah's white. I
Speaker 1: want some of that weird ship, some of that, right, Trevor,
Speaker 1: No South African white? He like he's white. Stop African, right,
Speaker 1: He's he's a black man, He's South African. He's a
Speaker 1: South africans African broth. He's like, he's sounds like we're
Speaker 1: in something, Miammie, crazy bro His hair's too good, his
Speaker 1: hair is too gad on. He light skins. You leave
Speaker 1: marks on his body. I should love slack boxing with
Speaker 1: light skin. Niggas hit him and they had that red
Speaker 1: print looked like the Canadian flag. I wasn't ready. So
Speaker 1: is our opportunity for the daddy's your son? Why does
Speaker 1: this nigga look like him? Like baby drag verid? Is
Speaker 1: that your son? Teenager? Or you smoke the same weed,
Speaker 1: or you smoke so much weed the party you left
Speaker 1: you and just camera over there? Did you new take yo?
Speaker 1: He said? Oh my god, Oh my god, I tripping yo.
Speaker 1: Now you didn't have the same nickname. They didn't have
Speaker 1: to say no. Look at his dress. That the baby
Speaker 1: version of those dress. That's your father's nigga. Google Google.
Speaker 1: I can see it in the fingernails, the same fingernails.
Speaker 1: All right, Yea, I knew. I knew. Listen by the way,
Speaker 1: I knew this is gonna be explosive because you don't need,
Speaker 1: you don't need, You're just naturally. Every time I'm here,
Speaker 1: catch a contact. This is a high. I don't smoke,
Speaker 1: and y'all are making me smoke. This is terrorism fantastic.
Speaker 1: You know how I know you still keep it gangster
Speaker 1: like you're a real one trying because you still hanging
Speaker 1: niggas that refuse to get the front teeth fixed and
Speaker 1: nash that's a real nigga right there, he sticking. They
Speaker 1: made this nigga wake up. One of my best listen,
Speaker 1: one of my best times was man and you still
Speaker 1: wear this trench right I'm walking him something with wealth
Speaker 1: and I see Marlin and I see you and I
Speaker 1: say something your trench coat And I say, you got
Speaker 1: on the trench coat with what spandex? And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you, I tell you out of my Instagram fit.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you this is when I knew
Speaker 1: you are pure comedian. You looked at me and you
Speaker 1: had a thousand jokes and you just let it run
Speaker 1: through your head. And you know what I did, like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I looked at you because I see you
Speaker 1: just baking me. You look you said what yeah, but
Speaker 1: you like you like to battle the caves, the notch.
Speaker 1: I'm like to you like that, say travel porter Trevor,
Speaker 1: noa white. I'm just you like getting lights, getting I
Speaker 1: do a rock. And I immediately said, I'm sorry because
Speaker 1: you baked I see you, because that's that's just the
Speaker 1: way out our minds thing. But that's determining saying all
Speaker 1: the time. Mother, My mother would meet you and within
Speaker 1: a minute she'd have a million little nicknames for you.
Speaker 1: So funny. This woman her eye, she was brilliant, Like
Speaker 1: this is how funny my mother was. My mother cursed
Speaker 1: my fall out recipes every day for sixty years. Every
Speaker 1: nigga never said the same joke twice. You know how
Speaker 1: funny you gotta be to look at the same nigga
Speaker 1: and talk have a different sixty years and have a
Speaker 1: different joke every day. That woman brilliant. God, I tell me,
Speaker 1: if she knew I was here around you people smoking
Speaker 1: the fucking weed, she'd be so mad. Always. I always
Speaker 1: use this example to Jack Thwiller because Jack Twiller or
Speaker 1: Jack three, he told about so um, Jack hen't gonna
Speaker 1: get that fixed. No, we don't think it's creepy. It's creepy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's do it. Go fund before I down.
Speaker 1: I will donate because he got this looked like this right,
Speaker 1: got a start. You gotta side he has for you
Speaker 1: he needs to do. I know we will. We will
Speaker 1: weight and lost plan because this what's crazy about him?
Speaker 1: He he um with with two chains. We have put
Speaker 1: two chains on the phone, and he started arguing. And
Speaker 1: I always tell Jack to what I say. Listen. A
Speaker 1: comedian should always be a comedian at every single time.
Speaker 1: You don't. You don't out wrapper rapper, you out comedian
Speaker 1: a rapper, I know. But so he tried that. He
Speaker 1: tried that. He tried saying Jack is a comedian. Don't
Speaker 1: know Jack is his on stage? Hey, y'all, y'all doing
Speaker 1: give it up for Jack. He was a comedian and
Speaker 1: I always told him, I said, you can never out
Speaker 1: be comedians, Like if you're gonna if a rapper comes
Speaker 1: at you, you gotta hit him. Do stand up company?
Speaker 1: Actually he does, Yes, he does. He does. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: stand up is a hard thing. You said. You know
Speaker 1: Jack wasn't here one time with him? Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I m next time I do a show,
Speaker 1: I'm see him come out. I'm gonna pray he bombed
Speaker 1: so I could come on here and talk. Boy. Remember that,
Speaker 1: tell him you, nigga, because I thought he was just
Speaker 1: like a funny nigga on the block. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, is that one nigga listening missing a bick
Speaker 1: on nuts and by the way, they're going to cloy
Speaker 1: funny one. But by the way, he's at all you
Speaker 1: and your brother's shows all and never hit the stage.
Speaker 1: I just think he comes for him. Now, you're sucking
Speaker 1: me up now because I didn't know that. I didn't
Speaker 1: stain dressing room me eat my hot wings and made
Speaker 1: me feel weird with that, and he take it out
Speaker 1: some time and I think that ship gross. No, don't
Speaker 1: take your eye out in my presidence. Keep I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be going on. Listen, but I'm gonna be honest. Don't
Speaker 1: put that nigga on please. That means that is the
Speaker 1: most time I'm gonna be honest. I hate on comedians.
Speaker 1: Is y'all have the same set in as hip hop.
Speaker 1: You have the same outlet, but there's no violence, no
Speaker 1: backstage because and I'll be back here like can somebody
Speaker 1: stab somebody hit somebody? But I'd be like, I'd be
Speaker 1: like yo, and we all have jokes. We all snap
Speaker 1: on each other. That's all love. Man Like, is this
Speaker 1: something going too far with a comedian? No, no, that's
Speaker 1: why we don't understand. Why we'll answer that way too
Speaker 1: for you. Let marinate. No, no, no, we all know. Listen,
Speaker 1: everything is fair game. We talk about the darkest shit.
Speaker 1: You go to the what makes comedians laugh, Like if
Speaker 1: you go to the comedy store there's the audience here, right,
Speaker 1: and they're in the light. And when you look into
Speaker 1: at that one eye, jacket one, you gotta why that guy?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, you're disturbing, sir. Yeah, you wipe y'ud man,
Speaker 1: Get that about it. That's a good eye. That's a
Speaker 1: good eye. You gotta crust in here. How you doing, Jack?
Speaker 1: Are you a live He can't even see me. You
Speaker 1: don't know, you don't know who he trying to lurry. Jack,
Speaker 1: He was not talking about trying to act like everything's regular.
Speaker 1: Don't be looking at the screen with the fake guy.
Speaker 1: We know you can't see out of it. Put them
Speaker 1: up to the real eye. You can't train this side
Speaker 1: to see. Put them on. I won't look in factive.
Speaker 1: You don't have two fake guys. Why do you look
Speaker 1: like the nigga in the whale? Like I shouldn't like
Speaker 1: you ain't let to I was sen years. You can
Speaker 1: stand them right alright, Jack, Next time I do a
Speaker 1: show in New York, you gotta come through, because you
Speaker 1: never hit the stage, your greedy ass, come eat all
Speaker 1: my hot wings, take your eye out and make us
Speaker 1: feel awkward, drinking our liquor, and never hit the stage.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna book a show in Atlanta just so you
Speaker 1: can do it. And I'm a video taping if you bum,
Speaker 1: I'm sending it right here to Glory and he gonna
Speaker 1: put it up all right, all right, right, and we're
Speaker 1: doing a go for me for you. But we'll tell
Speaker 1: you about that later, Okay, let me. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know much about much, but I know that Nigga
Speaker 1: needs to cleanse. But let me ask you because I
Speaker 1: got to hug him tight Jack Trill ain't gonna be
Speaker 1: here too long. You better give that motherfucker his flowers?
Speaker 1: Can we give you your flowers? No? Literally? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: literally your flowers? There was like playing flowers man, just
Speaker 1: so you know. Snoop Dogg said, it's like we're getting
Speaker 1: the Grammy because it's coming from your old people. But
Speaker 1: let me just tell you something. You watching out here,
Speaker 1: man stands down, and I say this to everyone here,
Speaker 1: your hands down, my favorite guests you because you know why.
Speaker 1: It's not even what you do on the camera's what
Speaker 1: you do off camera, like you let every one of
Speaker 1: us have it. That's love. It's all love, love love
Speaker 1: love it. His name is White. Ever since he's never
Speaker 1: wore white six. He would he didn't. He want to
Speaker 1: jump me right now, sitting on you. Yes, trying to Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's trying to get it. I'm a question. Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask. Wait, hold on, it was a question.
Speaker 1: It was actually a real question. Damn, Hi, why y'all do?
Speaker 1: Are y'all high yet? No? And I love that you
Speaker 1: have all female staff. It looks like all of you.
Speaker 1: I hate that you ain't got no female This is
Speaker 1: like you feel like you're filing ship. It's like you're
Speaker 1: feeling that shit out of a present. That's the old
Speaker 1: na that for you. You don't even get the old team. Man.
Speaker 1: He don't even get raped no more. I wasn't white
Speaker 1: boy down with the niggas. Little crag got you got
Speaker 1: it tastes wind, but you know it smoke still. You
Speaker 1: know he do the same ship. That's how he stopped
Speaker 1: himself and being raped. It's always sitting down, just rolling
Speaker 1: the weed. His ass is too stink for them to rain.
Speaker 1: I don't cut my I forgot. I was gonna ask,
Speaker 1: so let me ask you, right, I don't come to
Speaker 1: me with the next day. You just sat network. We
Speaker 1: don't revolt, We won't black every everyone, the brothers, wander brothers.
Speaker 1: We also get white money. Gonna tell him, yeah, who
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna do a podcast. I want to produce it, Jack,
Speaker 1: and we can we put it through. I want to
Speaker 1: produce it. Let making my own money nor producing sounds
Speaker 1: like you want to cut my ship. We just want
Speaker 1: a little creek little I don't we don't know all that.
Speaker 1: We can we can talk real ship. I wanted me,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Ain't no ut gonna get me. And
Speaker 1: you want to be a Wayne's brother? You know we
Speaker 1: can talk. Yes, yes, because because um, like I said,
Speaker 1: you guys are really from royalty, like like honestly, Living
Speaker 1: Color changed the trajectory of black television. Like when I
Speaker 1: fucking learned that word checker fell out. Motherfucker, I can't
Speaker 1: use another sentence with nobody wants to smell. Were all
Speaker 1: the same, but from at that time we had Robin Harris,
Speaker 1: rob rob what was his name, um not Robina, nigga, Nigris,
Speaker 1: Rob Harris, No, no, no, no, Robin Harris, my man,
Speaker 1: that baby kids. Uh yeah, So then the Living Color came,
Speaker 1: What the fuck does Robin Harris not to do? Nigga
Speaker 1: wasn't on the Living Color. No, Um, he was baby kid,
Speaker 1: he was a baby that was before Living Color. Correct, No, man,
Speaker 1: that was after that was I mean, yeah, The Color
Speaker 1: was a long run. Broa. I don't know where the
Speaker 1: fuck Robin Harris got to do the Living Color now
Speaker 1: you I was about the line, but like, yeah, Robin Harrison,
Speaker 1: You're like, man, what's my man name? He's still alive
Speaker 1: after one is dead? That brings down the pool to
Speaker 1: Bernie Man. Recipe Bernie Man. He was the director, thank you. No,
Speaker 1: Robert Towns, Robertowns is alive? You like, my mom like,
Speaker 1: what's his name? Rob? Robbing U? You know Robin Williams.
Speaker 1: Robert town Yeah, that one, that's the one I'm talking
Speaker 1: because other than that, we had no black directors. We
Speaker 1: had like at the end of the day, Living Color
Speaker 1: was produced shot to Robert Townsen. Robert town legend of
Speaker 1: the game. Um, somebody who to this day is like
Speaker 1: a big brother and a mentor. Him and my brother
Speaker 1: Kenan came up together. They wrote and uh Robert directed,
Speaker 1: and Keenan him starred and uh Hollywood Shuffle and that
Speaker 1: was the first thing that they did. And then after
Speaker 1: Hollywood Shuffle. My brother Keenan started. He did I'm I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get you Sucker, Robert Towns in the media man,
Speaker 1: and after I'm Gonna Get you Sucker that my brother
Speaker 1: wrote started produced gave me a little small When you
Speaker 1: see it, you'll see what I'm saying his nigga, uh
Speaker 1: what in my stand up? God loves me if you
Speaker 1: would have saw it. Sorry. I talked about how Chris
Speaker 1: Rock took my role. He got a little piece of
Speaker 1: little piece in the movie. Well, I was supposed to
Speaker 1: do that part in the in the rib Shack, but
Speaker 1: Chris had a beat, He had a dope set like
Speaker 1: a part of a stand up that really worked for that.
Speaker 1: So he kind of Keenan probe the one rib and
Speaker 1: so Keenan gave him that part. And I was supposed
Speaker 1: to be my part. And that's what don't give away anymore, man,
Speaker 1: And that means nigga watched the special. All y'all watched
Speaker 1: the special, um And so after that, Keenan Fox asked Keenan,
Speaker 1: they had he had a meeting with him and they said,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? And Keenan was like,
Speaker 1: I want to do a sketch show. And uh in
Speaker 1: Living Color, him and my brother Damon and my sister Kim,
Speaker 1: and you know the whole cast, David I Greer And
Speaker 1: then history was made and season came on. Everybody was
Speaker 1: carrying Jim. Dancers came up carrying, carrying enough but Jim Carrey.
Speaker 1: So you sean, I'm came in time. Are you understanding
Speaker 1: that I didn't have dickhairs at this time? Like this
Speaker 1: is how young I was. I was like when the
Speaker 1: Living Color the pilot, I was like sixteen years old,
Speaker 1: and so I watched the pilot being done. By time
Speaker 1: it came on, I think I was in college, my
Speaker 1: first year in college. And when the show used to
Speaker 1: come on, I was at Howard University and everybody would
Speaker 1: leave whatever we are doing. It was eight o'clock Sunday night.
Speaker 1: We would drop everything and everybody roll home and watch
Speaker 1: your Living Color. That's when TV was great. Yea yeah,
Speaker 1: ye It closest thing to a Living Color. I would
Speaker 1: say it was like the Day Chappelle Show. Yeah, Lappelle,
Speaker 1: Yeah Chappelle. That was a show. You know, you do
Speaker 1: the good show when the people who, um, you know,
Speaker 1: the Trailblazers, are proud of you, like my brothers were
Speaker 1: always proud of Dave Dave the Love Day. They loved Dave,
Speaker 1: they love Chris, they love dudes in the game. They've
Speaker 1: been doing it a long time and get an opportunity
Speaker 1: rocking and Dave. Dave is always, you know, always pays
Speaker 1: love and homage to my brothers and gives them nothing
Speaker 1: but love. So we love Chappelle, we love rab Ain't
Speaker 1: no beef over here and never I never met Keenan,
Speaker 1: but I met Damon one time. You never met Keenan.
Speaker 1: I met d Yeah, Keenan with you. Yeah, I'm too
Speaker 1: much like I said, he said, you smelled mother. Damon's funny. Damon,
Speaker 1: like you smell like weed. Give me some of this
Speaker 1: ship at the improv not too long ago, I think,
Speaker 1: like late last year, and he's hilarious. Man, Damon Damon
Speaker 1: is and it's like perfect for like he had like
Speaker 1: his rhythm that was like perfect. Damon's like my favorite.
Speaker 1: I can't call him my favorite because he's my brother.
Speaker 1: So my top comedians all time were gonna be Eddie Murphy,
Speaker 1: Richard Pryan, and my brother Damon. Those are my my
Speaker 1: personal top three ever. And of course you know my
Speaker 1: other friends are like, I love Chappelle, I love Chris
Speaker 1: rob But Damon to me as a comedian, he just
Speaker 1: he just changed the game because he did something. I
Speaker 1: like when people do something that's never been done. And
Speaker 1: when Damon did the handicap bully, he did this thing
Speaker 1: because he grew up handicap, and he was like, you know,
Speaker 1: we he grew up handicap. Damon grew up handicap. Damon
Speaker 1: has a club foot, so as a kid, he always
Speaker 1: a little limp he had. It looked like a little
Speaker 1: golf club. His foot looked like a putter. So growing up,
Speaker 1: you don't even know if you know what I'm So
Speaker 1: he had this bit about how we grew up in
Speaker 1: the hood and he didn't want to be like the
Speaker 1: handicap bully and be like me and don't bring me
Speaker 1: get up. And it was the first time I've seen
Speaker 1: somebody do this and didn't do somebody in a wheelchair.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, And then he did handy Man,
Speaker 1: and it wasn't that he was making fun of handicap people.
Speaker 1: He was finding joy and the fact that he was handicap,
Speaker 1: and that's what made that joke. Bride. Oh, it's like
Speaker 1: when Chris, when when Richard Pryor talks about, Hey, whoa nigga?
Speaker 1: I was talking about this heart attack, but we gotta
Speaker 1: go straight the crap. Yeah, but when he talks about that,
Speaker 1: when you talk about things that hurt you or things
Speaker 1: that happened to you, to me, that's when you're really
Speaker 1: getting great in comedy, you know, That's what I admire
Speaker 1: about comedy, Like um um. When I first started wrapping,
Speaker 1: I remember tragedy. Kaddafi had to come to and say
Speaker 1: to me, stop using all your trauma, meaning I was
Speaker 1: using every single thing that I went through. I would
Speaker 1: put it in a joint. And what he said to
Speaker 1: me was, you have to be kind of like, um uh,
Speaker 1: what the fuck am I thinking of trajectory? No, no,
Speaker 1: he said, you kind of kind of like, um, like
Speaker 1: put a hundred on ten, like you don't always have
Speaker 1: to say everything, yeah you're going through. Really I didn't
Speaker 1: really know how to do that. But then it's comedians. Um.
Speaker 1: Like I was asked you earlier, I said, is there
Speaker 1: any where that's too far? Right? And then so so so,
Speaker 1: so let me ask you as a comedian, right you
Speaker 1: have relationships with how you have relationships Chris but you
Speaker 1: get caught. You you, you, you you. One day someone
Speaker 1: slips something in your your drink, you get caught. He's
Speaker 1: an ass somewhere. I don't know. I'm just giving you
Speaker 1: a sample. It's an example. It's an example. We can
Speaker 1: pick it on who's ass you got slip? But but
Speaker 1: let me ask now now, now, Michael Blacksman goes online
Speaker 1: and goes, mom, my name Blacksmith. That's not his name,
Speaker 1: Michael Blacksmith, Blacksman, I said, no black Son black That's
Speaker 1: what I said. That's what I said. Accident. I just
Speaker 1: blacks a blacksmith shoe. You get cotta. He asked, you
Speaker 1: got it? And then Michael blacks what's the person who's
Speaker 1: your friend? He has your phone number. He could call
Speaker 1: you say I'm gonna kill you right now, but he doesn't.
Speaker 1: He goes straight. He goes straight to the Graham. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he makes fun of you, my nigga, and you
Speaker 1: don't care as you supposed to. That's the way it's
Speaker 1: supposed to, this Graham, nigga. I want to see it
Speaker 1: in a special I want to see it in the audience.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to feel it so that
Speaker 1: I never do that dumb shit again. That's and we
Speaker 1: all know that I wasn't ready. I wasn't. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get an apple cider, no apple, you have the apple orchard, Jesus,
Speaker 1: I'll have I'll have a sip of that, and we're
Speaker 1: going to your show tonight. Why you got this man
Speaker 1: doing this shit and you already got play rolled. Oh
Speaker 1: that's why he's he grows it right there to you.
Speaker 1: But how were you getting him? It's called living life?
Speaker 1: Roll it up? Yeah, So Somala after like so many
Speaker 1: people like, uh, they say that Nas when Nas did
Speaker 1: belly right, the Na stayed in that character for so long,
Speaker 1: or Pop after Juice, that's definitely what to do. And
Speaker 1: we just recently see you on a daily show talking
Speaker 1: about Pop putting his nuts in front of Omar Epps.
Speaker 1: I don't know when you got to that. We went full.
Speaker 1: This is so I recently because I saw that and
Speaker 1: I see like Omar, I don't. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say he was offended, but he was like damn, why
Speaker 1: would you was like this nigga? Because Omar knows. I
Speaker 1: know Omar I was fourteen years old, my best nigga.
Speaker 1: He knows. Bro happen nuts him on here. He got
Speaker 1: a malling story for you. Yeah, but but he he
Speaker 1: got a good mom. He got a couple of moms
Speaker 1: story he's happening, was like, take the picture. No, Almar
Speaker 1: sleep with his eyes open. So we is all up
Speaker 1: in the Bronx hanging out and and Alma, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. That's so, that's the greatest addition to this.
Speaker 1: Damn shit. You got a pretty girl in here, and
Speaker 1: what's fucked up about? I think you feel safe in here.
Speaker 1: She's good niggas all men like you coming to prison
Speaker 1: for a consus. Okay, So Omar sleep with his eyes
Speaker 1: open like this, and Pop isn't jokes. So when he
Speaker 1: was sleeping, Pop was like, yo, watch this, take this picture.
Speaker 1: And so you see Almar. Pox balls somewhere in this world,
Speaker 1: pox balls in Omar's mouth, All they're not in his
Speaker 1: Why you gotta go there around? Don't get me feat
Speaker 1: up by our dog skimming. That's a different. So you
Speaker 1: gotta picture inside of whoa whoa. And that's why they
Speaker 1: called the movie juice. Are we going with it? Bad? No?
Speaker 1: But I looked at this know y'all was friends. I
Speaker 1: knew y'all was because when you broke it up, Omar's
Speaker 1: face just looked at it. He looked at you like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit on you soon as this is over
Speaker 1: this again. Yeah, but they know me for that, like
Speaker 1: I'm spot blow and that's what that's what we do.
Speaker 1: And you know what's the crazy thing is you got
Speaker 1: to meet You can bring him a drink? Please, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: please please, I just want you got to meet a
Speaker 1: different man off me. You got to meet a different Tupac.
Speaker 1: Because Tupac. Someone would say that Tupac was it was,
Speaker 1: it was a pre Tupac and there's a death Row Tupac.
Speaker 1: I would say, they don't know. Let me ask you this.
Speaker 1: I would say, they didn't know. Did you connect with
Speaker 1: Tupac after he got to death Row? I know, I
Speaker 1: know all the tups you know, every different Gemini, Tupacini.
Speaker 1: It wasn't funny with anything whatever Tupac that was all.
Speaker 1: He was extremely funny. He was very smart, like he
Speaker 1: knows what trajectory actually means. I don't, right, He wasn't
Speaker 1: a great rapper, a gangster, a poet, uh an activist.
Speaker 1: Tupac cor was all of those things. And he was
Speaker 1: a friend. He was a cool dude and through his
Speaker 1: is uh, his uprising, through his success. Every time he
Speaker 1: see me, always whether he be on the MTV line,
Speaker 1: always came over, always gave me love because we always
Speaker 1: he always always connected and I respect where he went.
Speaker 1: I saw him twenty minutes before he passed me and Omar.
Speaker 1: He went over there to give him love because you know,
Speaker 1: we were all performing our high school kids. It wasn't
Speaker 1: an act, so Park wasn't acting like Bishop. There was
Speaker 1: just a part of the niggas that he grew up.
Speaker 1: When you grew up in the hood, we could all
Speaker 1: be gamest. I watched niggas do niggas shit my whole life,
Speaker 1: Like I was in the projects for seventeen years of
Speaker 1: my life. And when you grow up in the bricks,
Speaker 1: you know what it is, you know you I know
Speaker 1: niggas and Micah's serving life that I grew up with
Speaker 1: that used to play in the playgrounds with. I just
Speaker 1: chose not to go to a park with them. I
Speaker 1: went somewhere else. I chose to do other things. My
Speaker 1: mother was like, street lights, come on, bring your black
Speaker 1: ass upstairs. My dad was like I was more afraid
Speaker 1: of my dad's belt than anything. So that kept me
Speaker 1: out of trouble. Park never had that. So when you
Speaker 1: young black men without fathers getting a lot more trouble.
Speaker 1: Not to say that, you know, Effeni didn't do a
Speaker 1: great job, but a mother is different than a father.
Speaker 1: Father will strike fearing your ass. A mother you could
Speaker 1: argue with at a point a boy thirteen fourteen years old,
Speaker 1: I could take you. Nah, I got here on my day.
Speaker 1: You can't take me. Those slaps don't work, those belts
Speaker 1: don't hurt. So Pop was that dude that just transcended
Speaker 1: all that. So I'm trying. I'm trying to make listen.
Speaker 1: But this one thing I think is always lost with
Speaker 1: pop story how young he was, how young he passed.
Speaker 1: It was only twenty. You don't want to himself at
Speaker 1: that age and I'm twenty four. Imagine if he was
Speaker 1: still a lot because right now our generation, I never
Speaker 1: met tupos. So you know, so like, so come give
Speaker 1: me some give me some too, love, man, do you
Speaker 1: know what's up about? It visited my hood when I
Speaker 1: was in jail. Like that's like like it was like
Speaker 1: a shot, wow, whole ship change and fell out. But
Speaker 1: po Pock was just that young, that bright, that shine,
Speaker 1: that start, that was that bright, that young. Imagine what
Speaker 1: he would have been today, Our generations would be so
Speaker 1: this society wouldn't be as sensitive to Twitter would have
Speaker 1: been something else, Instagram would have been something else. Pop
Speaker 1: with his legendary voice would have definitely been a big
Speaker 1: for us in today's And I think Big and Poc
Speaker 1: would have squashed their beef and I don't think they
Speaker 1: would be They would have been that it was just
Speaker 1: too much between Big two Nigga. I was there one
Speaker 1: night when Poc and Big performed at clam Slam. There's
Speaker 1: a picture of this. Biggie had party and bullshit and
Speaker 1: Pok had I think, was I get around him a
Speaker 1: few other hits he had Biggie, Yeah, I was that
Speaker 1: night in the dress tw bring it out like I've
Speaker 1: been around a long time. In twenty I've seen Biggie
Speaker 1: twenty minutes before he should got shot. So what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is, oh my god, damn, that shit is history. Bro.
Speaker 1: Let's just let's just um you know, um you being
Speaker 1: a part of one of the famous families of this industry?
Speaker 1: Is that is that a plus? Or is that like?
Speaker 1: Is that something that burdens you because a lot of
Speaker 1: people will always say like like like I I brag
Speaker 1: about you when you're not around, Okay, I brag about you.
Speaker 1: I'll say Malan is one of the most funniest people ever, right,
Speaker 1: and I say it and it's like what And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, do you ever seen Malan? Like like just
Speaker 1: without it? And then so what I'm saying is being
Speaker 1: a part of this family, is that something that is
Speaker 1: a plus? Or it's like, oh, okay, he's supposed to
Speaker 1: be fun because you're supposed to be. It's just like
Speaker 1: a curse. So when Bradna forget what they say, you
Speaker 1: know what they say, they almost say, of course, like
Speaker 1: and that's fucked up to me because it's like they
Speaker 1: when I say, how funny you are, like he's supposed
Speaker 1: to be funny, and it's like why because he's from
Speaker 1: this royal family, He's supposed to be funny, or it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be funny because he's funny. I had it hard, right,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't want to know all the way You're
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like I'm not walking just in my own light.
Speaker 1: Nigga got giant footprints that have paved ways, and yet
Speaker 1: I'm I have to have the courage to be able
Speaker 1: to step in those footprints and then veer off and
Speaker 1: create my own giant footprints. And that's what my career
Speaker 1: has been. I'm not it's not a curse. It's a
Speaker 1: gift for me. The pressure of being the baby of
Speaker 1: my family, it's it made me half to step up.
Speaker 1: It made me have to be better. It made me
Speaker 1: have to I can't be regular. I have to be great.
Speaker 1: I can't be good. Good ain't good enough, Not when
Speaker 1: you got giants like Damon, Keenan, Sean Kim Nigga. My
Speaker 1: whole family is dope as fun. I gotta be great.
Speaker 1: I have no choice, and I'm not gonna fail it
Speaker 1: because I got that family name. But I'm doing the
Speaker 1: work not to just be a wands right, I'm doing
Speaker 1: the work to be Marlin. It really is. I even
Speaker 1: got that old bit of nigga clap that because no,
Speaker 1: because it's it's it's truly what happened to the nigga
Speaker 1: that was sleep He woke them up. Oh you wouldn't
Speaker 1: take a ship, come come right back? Is good? No?
Speaker 1: Because I remember when six top lists came out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I remember me bragging about this, and I remember
Speaker 1: me saying, Yo, you know what, this is his break,
Speaker 1: this is his role like to for people to actually understand.
Speaker 1: And and people just they give you their crops for
Speaker 1: the nay they say, oh, you know he's supposed to
Speaker 1: be and I don't feel like that's necessary. It's coming, man,
Speaker 1: do you understand what happens? I'm patient right, and my
Speaker 1: special that I have now called God Loves Me is
Speaker 1: because I understand. I see the forest through the trees.
Speaker 1: I understand the journey that God has put me on,
Speaker 1: and it's not for the faint hearted. It is not
Speaker 1: an easy journey. I am glad I don't have an
Speaker 1: easy journey. I know where I'm going. It will be
Speaker 1: to a legendary place. Because for me, I just got
Speaker 1: my head down. I don't care about what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do. I'm just doing what I love to do
Speaker 1: as good as I can do it, as much as
Speaker 1: I can do it, and I just keep getting better.
Speaker 1: That's why I dropped my first special five years ago,
Speaker 1: Wokesh because I wanted this. I did stand up for
Speaker 1: eight years. I want to see what I was like
Speaker 1: I wanted to bookmark that I wanted to go. I
Speaker 1: did that. Let me see. Two years after that, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do another special, you know what it is. Then
Speaker 1: two years after that, I'm gonna drop another special, which
Speaker 1: is God Loves Me. If you look at my progression
Speaker 1: from here to here on my first album to my
Speaker 1: third album, it's light like night and day. I'm on
Speaker 1: some it's coming, I'm on some other shit. I'm finding
Speaker 1: my rhythm. I'm finding I'm finding my shit, my own.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you found your rhythm already You're
Speaker 1: still kind of Noah, It's it's getting there. Like for me.
Speaker 1: I everything's starting to coagulate. Everything's coming together. The writer, right,
Speaker 1: I've been writing, you know, I want to ask for
Speaker 1: that word to come together. So it's the writer I've
Speaker 1: been writing now you and writer in me. I've been
Speaker 1: writing now, writing movies and TV for twenty something thirty years. Right.
Speaker 1: I created Wayne's Brothers with my brother Sean. We've been
Speaker 1: writing since we was like nineteen years the goddamn thing.
Speaker 1: So it's transcending. So you know, movies, I've been writing movies.
Speaker 1: Then as an actor, i've been acting, right, Yeah, well
Speaker 1: me and my brother Sean Keenan. We were white chicks acting.
Speaker 1: I've been acting since I was seven, since I was seventeen, professionally,
Speaker 1: then to add the producer, I mean, I've been doing
Speaker 1: for thirty years. Now I do stand up, but I've
Speaker 1: been doing stand up for for twelve years. So now
Speaker 1: I have ten thousand hours logged in five different areas
Speaker 1: of my profession. I'm getting nice with this shit. I
Speaker 1: know where I'm going. I'm going to pick you up
Speaker 1: and you, like I said, man, the fact is to
Speaker 1: me like you're You're just And I know you said
Speaker 1: you can't be funny twenty four hours. No you can't be,
Speaker 1: but that should be. I've never seen you not funny.
Speaker 1: But that's why I don't smoke weed, because if I
Speaker 1: smoke weed, I'll be on all day. My mind don't
Speaker 1: shut off. LINGA one time I was high and I
Speaker 1: thought I was Spider Man, like I was literally in
Speaker 1: my house and my nephew was like Nigga kind of
Speaker 1: weeds and because my mind opens up, it's like I
Speaker 1: when I do weed, it's like I do I a wasca.
Speaker 1: Like we just talked about I heard him and all
Speaker 1: I could think was now that ship. I want to try.
Speaker 1: I want to try. We're gonna do you want to
Speaker 1: be a part of that was like that was crazy.
Speaker 1: Part of me was like yes, Chuck D. The part
Speaker 1: of me was like you too. We didn't get high.
Speaker 1: There were both of that just twenty seconds ago. But um,
Speaker 1: part of me sitting there gonna and Chuck desk, I
Speaker 1: want to see flavor flavor on boya. I hung out
Speaker 1: with Chuck D and then I hung out with Flavor Flame.
Speaker 1: It was all different experience, a whole different experience. It's
Speaker 1: like the group. But that's what's great about public in me.
Speaker 1: You got this con just group and then he comes
Speaker 1: to his crackhead with a clock on his neck. Yeah, boy,
Speaker 1: you know the it just worked. It fucking worked. It worked.
Speaker 1: I'm the flavor flavor of my family. That's me. I
Speaker 1: don't know the clop so let me let me ask you, right,
Speaker 1: non Ti Ti is actually taking this serious? I thought
Speaker 1: my friend comedy, so I text him and I didn't
Speaker 1: think he's gonna take this as serious. Tis actually going
Speaker 1: He's going through the Chiplin circuit. Yeah, like he's not
Speaker 1: even starting as TIS proud of him. He don't want
Speaker 1: to tell him I'm proudly he started a little further
Speaker 1: ahead and stand up than I did. I went further
Speaker 1: back than he did. I had a billion dollars in
Speaker 1: box office is underneath my belt. And when I started
Speaker 1: doing stand up, I would go to coffee houses, I
Speaker 1: would go to open mics. I would perform and dive bars,
Speaker 1: some boatcycle bars, and people was like, Nikki, you got
Speaker 1: scary movie out? Why are you? Because if you're gonna
Speaker 1: do it, you gotta take it serious and you gotta
Speaker 1: be a journeyman. I didn't want to bump comedians. I
Speaker 1: waited to last, or I waited for my turn, or
Speaker 1: I pick a number out the hat. I wasn't going
Speaker 1: up there trying to bump people. There's a process, and
Speaker 1: I respect what he's doing, which is going the long way.
Speaker 1: He can't expect to sell out concerts as TI because
Speaker 1: the comedian, that's a whole what he's doing. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I be honest, I would take a short. I call
Speaker 1: this nigga. When he bombed, I call him up. I
Speaker 1: want to be the big brothers like I know it,
Speaker 1: I know it hurts. He'll be on the plane, he
Speaker 1: has his hoodie on. I still feel the heat from
Speaker 1: the from the temperature of the room room at Maddison
Speaker 1: Square Garden. I know what hell, but he understood. But
Speaker 1: here he understood. The next day, what do you do?
Speaker 1: He actually did good, got on the same stage and
Speaker 1: a man in Atlanta, and he was in the stage
Speaker 1: when he flew to Atlanta, and he don't count. It
Speaker 1: takes ball to come back in right, five thousand motherfuckers
Speaker 1: and you come back the next day. That's what stand
Speaker 1: up is. Sometimes you rock, sometimes you bomb, and have
Speaker 1: you ever ball? Oh? Sure, it's fun to me. I
Speaker 1: like bombing because I know him. I like when i'm
Speaker 1: your favorite ball, your favorite my man pick one. I
Speaker 1: feel like since no no, no, no, no, no, definitely
Speaker 1: definitely LA because they're so pretentious. So when I'm there,
Speaker 1: I like, I like to talk about all the ship
Speaker 1: that everybody's afraid to talk about, like blessing, cryption, shit
Speaker 1: like that. I ain't getting killed, I ain't got that,
Speaker 1: I ain't none of my business. That ain't none of
Speaker 1: my business. I don't know what you're talking about. I
Speaker 1: hope throw gentlemen, and I kind of hope think it all.
Speaker 1: But you will not catch me doing rebound. You know
Speaker 1: I talk I just talk about like uncomfortable stuff. I
Speaker 1: talk about like real life uncomfortable stuff. I talk about
Speaker 1: how I've made mistakes in my life. I talk about infidelity.
Speaker 1: I talk about, like you know, ship, where I'm not
Speaker 1: as a parent, where I fail, Like I talk about
Speaker 1: real shit. And oh you can't say that, Sure I could.
Speaker 1: It's my fucking kid. I'm gonna say if the fun
Speaker 1: I want because in order to find funny, you got
Speaker 1: a bomb. You're as a comedian, you're a scientist, and
Speaker 1: you're putting these joke formulas together and people are literally
Speaker 1: watching you blow these things that you're mixing together, blow
Speaker 1: up in your face until you find the right combination.
Speaker 1: Then boom, oh water, that's a laugh. How far along
Speaker 1: bombing do you take a joke where you keep trying
Speaker 1: to rework it before you get it? I keep going
Speaker 1: the joke, the joke works, You're gonna keep it going.
Speaker 1: I hear them go oh, I go oh, man, I
Speaker 1: gotta all right now, I gotta learn how to tell
Speaker 1: this joke. Just because they don't challenge to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the joke that I bomb with is the one
Speaker 1: I want to close with the one that I bomb
Speaker 1: with is the one I want to have the biggest
Speaker 1: laugh because I know they're listening, and I know they're affective.
Speaker 1: When they're like, oh yeah, you can't say that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right now, they're listening. Now, all I gotta do
Speaker 1: is find the right punchline. And I got them. And
Speaker 1: are you the guy that makes these people lock their
Speaker 1: phones up? Uh? I'm not. I'm not rich enough for
Speaker 1: that yet. So that's that would be the Chapelle and
Speaker 1: the Chris, Kevin Hart and Chris Rocks. I'm like, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: I go off the Buddy system like please, don't You're like, please, guys,
Speaker 1: don't feel me. You can feel me at the end.
Speaker 1: Don't put my jokes up there. And I ain't got
Speaker 1: that costs like ten granded put nigga's phones and sleeves.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess the joke gonna get out. Well, Um,
Speaker 1: I went to Uh, I went to Kevin Hart show.
Speaker 1: This is this is this is why I gotta have
Speaker 1: respect for Kevin Hart as well. He would not start
Speaker 1: his show until he kept saying no if he go
Speaker 1: to the front, and I was just like, I was like, nigga,
Speaker 1: you Rick, I'm gonna catch the show, and he wanted
Speaker 1: me to be there from the beginning, right, And then
Speaker 1: I was like, that's also a pure comedian, because sometimes
Speaker 1: you guys get to a certain level where we think
Speaker 1: you're just untouchable and then it's human. You guys are
Speaker 1: still a human. Yeah, I didn't know that. What's fucked up?
Speaker 1: He was high? None of that probably ever happened. What
Speaker 1: your ass was high? Did actually stop the show? The
Speaker 1: show audience, get the drink out? There ain't here, we
Speaker 1: ain't without because he didn't have like that. No, but
Speaker 1: he really that. He was in the front row in
Speaker 1: the back, he's sleeping, listen and then came with me.
Speaker 1: He was he really cared. He was like, yo, norriy
Speaker 1: go to the front. I'm like a cab. I am
Speaker 1: in Arcy. I'm gonna find my way to the front.
Speaker 1: And he's like go and I went, I was like
Speaker 1: that for you, But you never come to my shows.
Speaker 1: I'm coming to your show tonight. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: They already guess hosting me and every day I'm not
Speaker 1: even performing to the I am out here promoting the
Speaker 1: movie Air, which comes out April five. Jordan, No, it's Air.
Speaker 1: It's about that sneaker. It's about Jordan air mixed Jordan
Speaker 1: is Jordan. You can how the fuck you got in
Speaker 1: the Jordan movie? Um? Actually, you know it's weird. Ben
Speaker 1: Affleck called me, I don't know how this nigga got
Speaker 1: my number and I was like, and then I realized
Speaker 1: he's Batman. Oh of course he could get my number.
Speaker 1: But he called me and he gave me. I was like,
Speaker 1: I thought I was being pranked. I was like, damn it.
Speaker 1: Stopped sucking around, and then he kept going. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm doing this movie and it's it's really this part
Speaker 1: in this movie. And he exclaimed the Partney George Raveling,
Speaker 1: he's a great coach. And I was looking for somebody funny,
Speaker 1: but somebody grounded a good actor, and you you're a
Speaker 1: good actor. And I watched forty five minutes. Been Is
Speaker 1: on the phone talking to me about this part. I said, nigga,
Speaker 1: you had me at Hello. I'm Ben Affleck. I was
Speaker 1: like a man. It was a porn movie. Man chuy,
Speaker 1: which mister fuck? You want the chair? You want the
Speaker 1: white girl? Ain't you want? I'm doing it? I want
Speaker 1: to use I don't care. Ben Affleck he's such a
Speaker 1: great director, and him and Matt Damon, like the production
Speaker 1: was dope, and it's the movie. When I tell you
Speaker 1: to be a part of such a great movie, the
Speaker 1: movie is great. It's it's eighties nostalgia, but the directing
Speaker 1: is great. It's actually gonna be in the theaters on
Speaker 1: April fifth, first for months and a half, so make
Speaker 1: sure you check it out in the theaters. Um, it's
Speaker 1: a it's a really great movie. Great cast, Um, Ben
Speaker 1: affleck h Matt Damon, Viola Davis who's wonderful in the movie,
Speaker 1: Chris Masina who's hilarious, Uh, Chris Tucker and myself and um,
Speaker 1: it's it's a great movie. So check it out. Air.
Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm in, I'm in for Air. I'm you
Speaker 1: ain't got no more questions, guy, you know questions. I
Speaker 1: want to go back to something I saw you say
Speaker 1: on I think it was the breakfast club that y'all
Speaker 1: the family went to a funeral and y'all was clowning
Speaker 1: the person in the cast. Yeah, nigga, don't die in
Speaker 1: our family. We got jokes, we got it wasn't that
Speaker 1: we were clowning. But my auntie buried him my cousin
Speaker 1: Seti Russell. So he died. He was in a motorcycle crew,
Speaker 1: and my auntie wanted to honor him, and she buried
Speaker 1: him in his motorcycle gear. So he had like his
Speaker 1: white T shirt, a leather vest. He had some um
Speaker 1: some baggy jeans and some Air Force ones and a
Speaker 1: Yankee fitted. And me and Damon were sitting over the
Speaker 1: casket and my brother Damon looks at me, goes, we
Speaker 1: know if there's a dress code in heaven. I don't
Speaker 1: think SETI getting here say that to you when you
Speaker 1: and tends. So I'm laughing and people are like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, look at marm and Damon are just my
Speaker 1: mess right now. But yeah, we always got jokes. I mean,
Speaker 1: my mom taught us that. Man, you always you learn
Speaker 1: to laugh in your worst moments. Man like like life.
Speaker 1: Everybody taking life too seriously. Let's laugh, let's enjoy like.
Speaker 1: Life is about laughter, it's about love, it's about great sex,
Speaker 1: great food. And then we go home. What the fuck
Speaker 1: we arguing about? Why are we sensing it? Why it's true?
Speaker 1: It's true. It's true. Damn, damn, I've never heard life
Speaker 1: summed up in that way. That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: don't see why you smoke yourself silly. I've got it
Speaker 1: looking this nigga numb Are you back from taking the
Speaker 1: ship and put on? Now you wanna pick up your camera?
Speaker 1: You wouldn't drop that hot ship? Now you and now
Speaker 1: you know, now you're alerted, you're getting all that ain't
Speaker 1: gones now huh you're getting close yo? So um god
Speaker 1: damn my mind. So you just me jess. Are you high? Ladies?
Speaker 1: You're back? Yeah? Fuck y'all know you high? You You
Speaker 1: ain't got ship to say you you've been that high? Talk?
Speaker 1: No I have, I have, I've been so I got
Speaker 1: my boy Omar so high that you just stow him.
Speaker 1: Oh my boy, I got him so high he wrote
Speaker 1: a rhyme. No, he got so high he wrote a
Speaker 1: rhyme in his third grade handwriting, you know what's so funny? Shit,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, let me just say. You know the
Speaker 1: other day I went to the passport place and they
Speaker 1: asked for a signature. Do you know that they don't
Speaker 1: teach children? Yes, curse. Imagine how fucked up that is
Speaker 1: for you. So I'm sitting there, Love's gonna take them
Speaker 1: niggas and right autographs filling off my passport and then
Speaker 1: my son Nakai. They asked him to to to sign
Speaker 1: it and he prints it out. So I'm telling him,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, no, you gotta sign it, and he's like,
Speaker 1: that's my signature that I just want to know where
Speaker 1: the hell y'all going. We went to pastball place number
Speaker 1: where you're going. You make it money, that's what you know.
Speaker 1: But that was some funny sitting dropping another album. I
Speaker 1: ain't why sometime you weren't on music on the platform
Speaker 1: saying get birth. I want one birth, your birth right now.
Speaker 1: I mean you bought the group ye out the first
Speaker 1: young face. This was crazy. The other day he called me,
Speaker 1: were speaking and I'm so happy his Louis but Tom
Speaker 1: position that he has like that ship is so dope
Speaker 1: because I remember meeting Pharrell. I was a young person
Speaker 1: and I just remember that was like his goal, like
Speaker 1: to have some Louis shit, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So for him to go for to like we're in
Speaker 1: like a Louis bracelet to being the fucking director of
Speaker 1: Louis Vaton one time for forever, that's fucking He's he's
Speaker 1: transcended Yes, that's fucking that music period. Like he's on
Speaker 1: some other ship. He's on he's on that plane where
Speaker 1: niggas don't even I bet you he doesn't even wear shoes.
Speaker 1: He walks around no shoes. He floats, he floats and
Speaker 1: everybody is not mistakes and everything is peace. You rich nigga,
Speaker 1: come on on, yes, yeah, but um, I can't lie.
Speaker 1: I love that trench. I love I love when we're
Speaker 1: being recognized are people, because man, it's time, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's so much that we don't get recognized. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we we got to call each other more like you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, and and and like I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: you about this podcast. Yes, I'm not playing, I'm doing
Speaker 1: the podcast. We loved it. We were me and my brother, Yeah,
Speaker 1: me and my brother your brother which my brother you got,
Speaker 1: my brother Sean, Sean, Me and Sean. Sean got a dope.
Speaker 1: Sean gotta come outside with Sean that he go he
Speaker 1: conn come out, He's gonna come out, come outside still
Speaker 1: DJ hit rate know he actually he actually DJ's now
Speaker 1: and Sean because he didn't dat stand up. That was
Speaker 1: not Sean Sean. No, he DJ's now. But living Color.
Speaker 1: We knew that he was looking, that he was living sticking.
Speaker 1: He wasn't even he was He wasn't back then but me.
Speaker 1: And if you ever want to see Sean watching stand
Speaker 1: up people sleep that j Loo was really really too right.
Speaker 1: She wasn't really know she was really dance when she
Speaker 1: shed a dancing added that part. No, keep that part.
Speaker 1: I don't need to see how high you want to?
Speaker 1: I went, I went to a line. I went to
Speaker 1: a life tape, the Living Color, you know, I went listen,
Speaker 1: you went to a line to a lifepen and and
Speaker 1: and Jennifer. The dancers sat while they did the sketch
Speaker 1: and then then they went out, and then I was
Speaker 1: right next to me. I was always I always used
Speaker 1: to fly home from college. Did this? Niggas just say
Speaker 1: he just danced like the Jay long now whatever he
Speaker 1: said he went to an audience. It was a sketch
Speaker 1: when they were doing the Samurai thing. Um oh man,
Speaker 1: what was that? The samurai show? Sound like the old
Speaker 1: wrestling ship Okay, fall like whatever, Niggas, No, I'm high
Speaker 1: and use the audience as part of the audience for
Speaker 1: that sketch. I know I'm high. I didn't know I
Speaker 1: was high till just then. But you don't have a
Speaker 1: show tonight because I'm booked for you. I ain't got
Speaker 1: your show. I can't, I can't. Huh. Oh, it's a
Speaker 1: screening screening on the movie. I came in a promote
Speaker 1: air which is the movie I'm in with starting. Fuck y'all, niggas.
Speaker 1: I came in a hut your airway and my special
Speaker 1: it's on screen. Yes, you gotta see my spe call me.
Speaker 1: I watched it well, I know he was coming. I
Speaker 1: like it. I loved it. Thank you. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: would have said something if he didn't leg it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's great. Here. What the fund has that got to
Speaker 1: do with it? Any tell true, be very up, very
Speaker 1: very defensive. Anybody listens, good, realize anybody already they gave
Speaker 1: up a ready said they said fuck beijeen fuck no,
Speaker 1: I don't Beijean. I ain't gonna lie. My Barbara and
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico did beiji beijan bro and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing. I was like, I knew he
Speaker 1: was paying. I knew that was eyebrows. No stop stop
Speaker 1: you do no the eyebrows. No, no, no, the eyebrows now,
Speaker 1: but I ain't gonna lie. At some point he was
Speaker 1: hitting the razor was there, and then he went back
Speaker 1: and then he got the paint brush, and you said
Speaker 1: go ahead, And I said, I did not say like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this. I didn't say stock my
Speaker 1: little a little great he was it turned black. I said, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and we're shampoo. Shampoo, Oh my god, shampoos here, Oh,
Speaker 1: shampool he had to bring out. He bunged out the
Speaker 1: cry long can for shampool because he shit like yours
Speaker 1: a little bit like he had the cry long That's
Speaker 1: that's that's a fake. Keep that painting, beijan. And you know, younger,
Speaker 1: what are you you cleansing right now? Yes? Man, drinking bear.
Speaker 1: I'm not just in the bear. This is a cider
Speaker 1: and I'm just sipping the cider. I am on a
Speaker 1: cleanse right now. Wins that. No, I just had a
Speaker 1: little bit smoke. It's sucking up because that's I'm gone.
Speaker 1: This is y'all niggas trying to getting locked up. I
Speaker 1: walked in there. Y'all said that nigga looked too good.
Speaker 1: I know that because I know you just celebrate the
Speaker 1: fiftieth birthday. You're looking yes, makes a noise. Damn, I'm
Speaker 1: your age. Don't brag about that, mother. I'm you like
Speaker 1: they about to fit you for a coffin. So tell
Speaker 1: us about this cleanse. What do you want? I'm eating
Speaker 1: nothing but vegetables, fresh fruit, and um one salad for
Speaker 1: ninety days. I'm not drinking. I'm not doing a reason
Speaker 1: because i want to regenerate myselves. I'm taking no I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing all I want to. I want to look great.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to look I'm trying to. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to do fifty old parts. I'm fifty. I'm looking to
Speaker 1: do the thirty to thirty five year old parts. These
Speaker 1: in my leading man years. And I'm I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: care of myself and I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: look great. And I when girls, when women look at me,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be like, you know, he is daddy. I
Speaker 1: want you know, you'll want to get that. Yall know,
Speaker 1: because there's a female audience, right man, use that man,
Speaker 1: he looking good him. Don't get too excited. He said
Speaker 1: he gonna try. He's gonna try to look like you.
Speaker 1: But next week. He ain't no goddamn vegan vegan. He
Speaker 1: needs the all official to see. He just wants you
Speaker 1: to have a joke about him. A job, such a
Speaker 1: great job. I can't talk to you about it. They
Speaker 1: can do it. He's like, fuck, y'all, you ain't doing shit.
Speaker 1: I'm working. I'm working here. Um No, but these are
Speaker 1: these are my good years, man, my best years. And
Speaker 1: like Denzel made it money fifty, I've been here for
Speaker 1: a long time, but being a star a long time,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for superstar him And I feel like if
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that, I have to I have
Speaker 1: to change something, and so I have to change my
Speaker 1: frequency and they have to own it. And you have
Speaker 1: to visualize and manifested. Everything you do is manifestation. So
Speaker 1: I'm starting from a cellular letter level manifesting what I
Speaker 1: want to do with the rest of my life this year. Yes,
Speaker 1: you are gonna get invited. Here we go rock. If
Speaker 1: I'm sneaking in, I'm sneaking in. Be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I'm sneaking in. I'm going with you. Is bring a
Speaker 1: bob you gotta you, gotta, you gotta tell he's gotta
Speaker 1: bring the bottom to the brothers. Now, you know what's funny.
Speaker 1: I love Jay. Jay loves my family. I'm just talking
Speaker 1: with you. I talk shit. But because I just never been,
Speaker 1: I never win. But I'm sure they weren't leaving. They
Speaker 1: get to do. I just never never been. But you
Speaker 1: know I love Jay and my family loves Jays. Not
Speaker 1: your plus one. You're gonna be my plus one? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you my plus one? Whoa I'm inviting now? I don't
Speaker 1: know if I haven't got anybody in either, I don't
Speaker 1: even know. Better be invoted. Six bottles of space. It's
Speaker 1: the best champagne. Not opening. Yes, please you open you
Speaker 1: open it, the one you shook though something you're gonna drink.
Speaker 1: You open and you got you got you got, you,
Speaker 1: got your your nails done and everything you I'm trying
Speaker 1: to live. Your dor is good. You doing your nail.
Speaker 1: But you can never call you got sold Manila poison
Speaker 1: in his nails. You can never call lah blah. Got you? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and your beautiful staffs to take some champagne? Want some champagne? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: they deserve it, They deserve you. Watch your eyes, let's
Speaker 1: watch watch your faces. It's real. This is the next
Speaker 1: year's you know that years again? Let's go sh I
Speaker 1: did that? Yes, Yes, give it to your staff. Marlin,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a little toast. Yes, your staff, Yes,
Speaker 1: the only one that don't have a Holy shit. We
Speaker 1: did a bunch of drinking out like niggas, niggas Jesus Christmas. Marlin.
Speaker 1: I'll take another one, Jamie, when you get a chance.
Speaker 1: I like another one. Holy moa, are you drinking? Yes,
Speaker 1: don't ruin. He wanted to make sure we want to lie.
Speaker 1: I took a sip. I want to make sure. It's
Speaker 1: like making sure the coke is really like, just givesation.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to That's one. See, we see,
Speaker 1: we see more than one. I'm sucked up right. The
Speaker 1: most icon maybe I listen, one of the most iconic
Speaker 1: thing is you white chicks? Y'all gonna ever do a
Speaker 1: white chicks? Is the error? Like, are you gonna give
Speaker 1: it to like DC, Young Fly or somebody like them
Speaker 1: to be the new white chicks? Nah? I think that
Speaker 1: we definitely go do the white chicks. If we do
Speaker 1: white white, it gotta be me and Sean. It gotta
Speaker 1: be me and Seanna call him as the old ladies yeah,
Speaker 1: blanc yeah, they call it yes yeah, you guys, yes, yes, yea.
Speaker 1: And then got to be in there and you gotta
Speaker 1: have what because he's the grandson of you. What you
Speaker 1: gotta have he came. T's gotta sad all the way down,
Speaker 1: proud you say, and then and then take them. So
Speaker 1: White Chicks two is gonna happen. I don't stow it
Speaker 1: in the universe. Um we'll see. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: throw that in the universe because I don't control it,
Speaker 1: you know. But I would do it Why Chicks too?
Speaker 1: And I would I think, I think that and return
Speaker 1: to the Scary movie franchise and do it. But I
Speaker 1: would watch the own scary movie they offer, they out,
Speaker 1: they out, And that's why I would return to it.
Speaker 1: To return to it. Now, I think that it needs
Speaker 1: a reboot, and I take that. There's only the only
Speaker 1: story that people want to hear is the waynes is
Speaker 1: a back otherwise, you know, because we know how to
Speaker 1: tell those jokes. There's only certain people that could tell
Speaker 1: jokes about everybody and nobody get offended. And with those people,
Speaker 1: god damn it, that's that's real, yo. Like I said, man,
Speaker 1: you never for me you never disappoint Um. You're one
Speaker 1: of the funniest people to me on the planet. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm so sorry that I don't actually tell
Speaker 1: you this. I tell us that everyone else and I
Speaker 1: always say, how I want you to see the special.
Speaker 1: I sold the special. I just was high, so I'm
Speaker 1: he didn't watch it. I watched the special in Norris,
Speaker 1: but I was no. No, I did wake up everything.
Speaker 1: I just gotta I gotta will rewatch it. I will
Speaker 1: rewatch it, but rewatch fact that HBO Max. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: everyone's running to Netflix. Why did you choose HBO Max?
Speaker 1: HBO Max chose me. I sent it to Netflix. I
Speaker 1: filmed this one out of my pocket, so I believed
Speaker 1: in it so much. Where'd you film on that? I
Speaker 1: filmed it in Atlanta at Center Stage and so they
Speaker 1: wasn't doing specials, um, and they was like, you gotta
Speaker 1: wait till next year there's a runway, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wait. I'm gonna film it. I know.
Speaker 1: I feel the deference produce everybody all the all though
Speaker 1: I produced it, I financed it, I voted, I did
Speaker 1: it all myself. Troy Miller directed Dacodea Films helped me
Speaker 1: put it together. Rick Alrez and Steve Harris produced it
Speaker 1: with me, and I took my money and and I
Speaker 1: bet on myself and then HBO Max saw it. I
Speaker 1: sent it to Netflix. HPO Max loved it. And they're snobs.
Speaker 1: They don't like everybody's stuff. So if the fact that
Speaker 1: they called me up and they wanted to put it
Speaker 1: on their things, so they they licensed it from me
Speaker 1: for and um it's on HBO. Manbo is big and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's starting with comedy with a comedy space there too,
Speaker 1: so much loves me For independent entrepreneurs, can you describe
Speaker 1: that process of you paying your own because a lot
Speaker 1: of the name of the game is to always use
Speaker 1: other people's money, right, yeah, but unless you believe in us,
Speaker 1: unless you like we did early on and yeah we
Speaker 1: founded a whole drink chance. We didn't get paid for
Speaker 1: the first But people describers to people you going to
Speaker 1: people are saying you want to film this episode, but
Speaker 1: then they saying, no, you film it next year, and
Speaker 1: you taking your own money. I knew I had a
Speaker 1: great set and I wasn't gonna wait. And for me,
Speaker 1: I don't like touring with the same material for more
Speaker 1: than a year. I feel like I'm gonna hit every
Speaker 1: city in every state, and then I want to get
Speaker 1: rid of it because I got something new I want
Speaker 1: to do. I like bringing new ship to the audience
Speaker 1: over and over again. So I was like, the slap happened,
Speaker 1: and in three months I had him Chris Rock slap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a whole special about it in three months.
Speaker 1: Normally you toured for two years. In three months, I
Speaker 1: wrote it like on a stage, Chris Rock took your
Speaker 1: role and you've been trying to get him back forever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: paybacks a bitch. Now I'm joying everything. Rock is not
Speaker 1: just like a friend of mine, like a brother, Like
Speaker 1: he's a mentor. And I did this special in hopes
Speaker 1: that the three people are making fun of laugh the loudest,
Speaker 1: Jada Will Chris. I hope they enjoy the journey because
Speaker 1: I did it with love and um I just wrapped
Speaker 1: it up and after Yeah, people have to watch it
Speaker 1: all the way through. I'm not a hater. I loved him,
Speaker 1: but I'm just telling the truth about it. But in
Speaker 1: the middle, oh, it's hard. I'm just being truthful. I'm
Speaker 1: finding I'm telling funny truths. Chris Rock humbled me. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you something that I was in the sohol
Speaker 1: house right and Chris Rock walks in and I go, yo,
Speaker 1: send him a drink on me the way that comes
Speaker 1: back over and says, yes, his drink is eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm not paying for what kind of drink?
Speaker 1: Was it? No, Chris Ron was just sending it like
Speaker 1: he just kept looking at it. It was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, that's when I realized I'm not getting money,
Speaker 1: just like he's better than He's better than me because me,
Speaker 1: I've been like, it's eighty thousand dollars dollars, had a
Speaker 1: drink in my hand, and eighty thousand dollars drink, I'd
Speaker 1: be like. I was like, I was like, cause because
Speaker 1: I don't know what he told the way that back,
Speaker 1: because I guess he wasn't drinking or he's not drinking,
Speaker 1: but so he did it. And then as soon as
Speaker 1: the lady says to me, she was like, you know,
Speaker 1: Chris in order the drink, And I said really, she
Speaker 1: said yeah, it's eighty eighty five dollars. And then he
Speaker 1: looked and then and then I looked because he just
Speaker 1: waited for me to be like, if you're seeing me
Speaker 1: a drink, I'm really gonna have an I'm gonna keep
Speaker 1: it above, but I'm walking my sending the drink. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but Marlin, thank you so much. Your team. I see
Speaker 1: y'all wrapping them up, get the don't bother them listen.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, but but but let me just
Speaker 1: tell you something about hat Yeah, but let me just
Speaker 1: tell you something. Let me just tell you something. Both said,
Speaker 1: we's good for the cleansest. You literally, you literally showed
Speaker 1: me what a comedian is supposed to be. House with
Speaker 1: comedians supposed to act. And I know you said you
Speaker 1: can't be funny twenty four seven, but to me, that's
Speaker 1: what you are. To me. I appreciate you, and I
Speaker 1: think you're always making this home for me. Drink Champs
Speaker 1: whole day. And when I do my podcast, I want
Speaker 1: you to know that it will be your face Grass
Speaker 1: we'll fly out to Bill Fly. I want you to
Speaker 1: get my son high. You appreciate you. When you went
Speaker 1: on your promotions, bicked up and you kept this in us,
Speaker 1: but we loved it. I didn't, but you didn't realize
Speaker 1: just kept saying. You didn't up. You kept saying like,
Speaker 1: and we loved it. I made it a viral. You
Speaker 1: didn't know what you were doing. You were single handedly
Speaker 1: whooping up in white media because they kept saying because chaps,
Speaker 1: and you just kept this is what you kept doing.
Speaker 1: You kept saying, oh, that's drink Chaps, and you were
Speaker 1: just saying it like in a way where like like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's that's who they are. Like obviously white media of
Speaker 1: course of you gravitated because you just kept going and
Speaker 1: you did not know what you were doing. Like black
Speaker 1: media is like, yeah, that's just drink Champions one, this
Speaker 1: is what this is. They kept going, They kept going.
Speaker 1: They kept going because we seen you smoking weed and
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Speaker 1: but you was unapologetically like so up and they wasn't
Speaker 1: cats and all you just because don't And by the way,
Speaker 1: though it bring us to white media, you had no
Speaker 1: idea what she was doing. So genuinely, sincere, we have
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