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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy

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Speaker 1: away dot com or call.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away. What happens when your

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Speaker 2: boss is so stressed he needs to go on a

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Speaker 2: long vacation. Ooh wow. If that happens, of course you

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Speaker 2: contact us. Yeah, oh, you can't let that happen. No, no,

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Speaker 2: Right when he gets back, the first call he gets

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Speaker 2: is from a brand new employee that was hired while

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Speaker 2: he was away. Oh and that employee is none other

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Speaker 2: than Jose Bolangos. See ye, so excited to work. Sounds

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Speaker 2: like he needs another vacation. Yeah, not only that, Jose

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Speaker 2: has a few favors to ask on his very first

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Speaker 2: day of work. That checks out. Actually, you'll hear what

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Speaker 2: happens in your brand new phone. Tap right now, it's

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Speaker 2: another Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Jimmy?

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Speaker 3: What am I speaking with?

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Speaker 4: My name is Blake and I actually got your number

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Speaker 4: from the employee directory.

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Speaker 2: Technically, you're my boss, I am.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of a surprise. Sorry, Sasha hired me while

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Speaker 4: you were out on vacation.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's great. Welcome to the company.

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Speaker 4: Thanks, I'm so happy to be here. This is a

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Speaker 4: great company. The vibe is just like super splunky.

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Speaker 2: You know, like it fits slunky.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, splunky, like funky with a touch of splashiness,

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Speaker 4: very splunk vibs, you know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great, I guess I'll see you around here soon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, sir, absolutely.

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Speaker 4: But before you go though, I mean, I know we

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Speaker 4: haven't met before, but like when I come in on

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Speaker 4: Monday and we see each other, can we pretend to

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Speaker 4: be best friends?

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: You know, like besties?

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Speaker 4: Like you know, I show up and then you like

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Speaker 4: fist bump me and we have like a handshake maybe

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Speaker 4: or like a bro hug with a super like a

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Speaker 4: loud laugh, like like oh like this, like.

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Speaker 2: What that's you? That's you doing that to me? And

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Speaker 2: then you point at me and.

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Speaker 4: I'll go, hey, we'll do our thing, you know, like

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Speaker 4: best friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, why will we do that?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: I mean I don't know if.

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Speaker 4: I said this before, but for my first day at work.

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Speaker 4: My parents are gonna.

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Speaker 2: Come with me.

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Speaker 3: What Yeah, are you going to bring your parents on

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Speaker 3: the first day of work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a long story, but like they wanted me

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Speaker 4: to get a job for the past two years, and

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Speaker 4: you were the only company willing to hire me.

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Speaker 3: We were the only company.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lucky me, right.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, So to get him off my back, I kind

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Speaker 4: of told him that I've been at this job.

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Speaker 2: For over a year now.

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Speaker 3: You told him what I told him.

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Speaker 4: I've been promoted three times, and I take your boat

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Speaker 4: out on the weekends, of course, with a bunch of

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Speaker 4: hot chicks, right, a bunch of ladies. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: you let me, of course, because it's your boat. Thanks, boss.

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Speaker 3: So this is what we You know, I probably need

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Speaker 3: to talk with Sasha and call you back. What did

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Speaker 3: you say your name was?

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Speaker 4: Oh me, Oh, my name's Blake. But I told my

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Speaker 4: parents that you call me Blaze because I'm the fastest

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Speaker 4: worker in the office.

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Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, Blaze, you know.

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Speaker 4: I mean they don't know. That was actually my old

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Speaker 4: nickname in high school, but for different reasons, you know

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Speaker 4: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: No, that's our laugh.

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Speaker 4: By the way, remember the laugh we talked about listen.

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Speaker 4: You can do it back if you want.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on right now, but I

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Speaker 3: just got back on vacation, so I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: call you by your nickname or reminist about made up story.

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Speaker 4: Come on, man, Old Blaze and Jimbo at it again

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Speaker 4: with the office high jinks.

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Speaker 3: My name's Jimmy. Okay, nobody calls me Jimbo.

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Speaker 4: Oh, come on, Jimmy Jambro. I know you got it

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Speaker 4: in you man. You're a prankster. Tell me You're not

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Speaker 4: a prankster right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a prankster right now.

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Speaker 2: You're not supposed to really say it. Look.

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Speaker 4: Look, I even told my dad that you and I

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Speaker 4: like Moon the receptionist the other day from the second.

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Speaker 2: Floor, and he was dying.

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Speaker 4: Dude, you gotta play along because he loved that break. Jimmy.

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Speaker 3: To be completely, one hundred percent honest with you, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm concerned that Sasha would hire someone like yourself.

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Speaker 4: Are you saying that because I sound like too cool?

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Speaker 4: Because I can tone the cool down. It's hard, but

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Speaker 4: I can with my focus. I can try.

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Speaker 3: It's nothing to do with that. I'm just letting you

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Speaker 3: know that there is no way to coming to work

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Speaker 3: in my company.

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Speaker 2: What this is, jim Beree, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Man? This is too much? And I need to take

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Speaker 3: my blood prushure medication because this is this is.

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Speaker 4: Both and I'll take my anti cool medication because this

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Speaker 4: is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the Morning doing a phone tap on you, and

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Speaker 4: you don't sound very happy. This is where you're supposed

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Speaker 4: to laugh.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, what did you just say?

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Speaker 2: Yes, there it is, I got you.

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Speaker 4: Jimmy jam Your coworker Sasha set you up, man. She

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Speaker 4: said you just took a vaca and you have to get.

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Speaker 2: Away from all the stress and oh my god, welcome back.

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Speaker 3: This is not the best way to be greeted from vacation,

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Speaker 3: just like the stress back.

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Speaker 2: You should probably still.

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Speaker 4: Take the blood pressure mans.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like, Oh, I see, I'm going back on

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Speaker 3: vacation just from this freaking call.

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Speaker 2: Who's gonna moon the receptionists? Man, we need you in

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Speaker 2: the office. It's Jimbo and Blaze time. Baby.

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Speaker 3: Jimbo and Blaze have retired. Oh the week

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Speaker 1: Up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,