Speaker 1: All right, reach around? Yet too out of a bitch? Oh,
Speaker 1: now you know why these guys make fun of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well let's just uh, this is going all over there, okay,
Speaker 2: so let's let's just get to it. The mics weren't on,
Speaker 2: so I'm probably gonna cut that out of the final.
Speaker 1: Why so I shouldn't repeat what was said?
Speaker 2: I mean you could talk about big fish, big chair.
Speaker 1: Well, Andrew said, I can't even see myself. I don't
Speaker 1: have a big chair. And I said, all right, reach around?
Speaker 1: Is there? Molden there? No, it's like some sitting in
Speaker 1: a big chair. It was a song and I ten
Speaker 1: ninety five that we played for like two seconds. But
Speaker 1: it was a good song. It was in the alternative time.
Speaker 2: Who sang it?
Speaker 1: Reach around?
Speaker 2: Reach Around?
Speaker 1: It's called big chair? Oh okay, And I'm sure ninety
Speaker 1: nine point nine percent of our audience has never heard
Speaker 1: of it before. I would always request that song and
Speaker 1: no one would ever play it on the alternative stations.
Speaker 1: I'm shocked, you know, Like, what's what's reach around?
Speaker 2: You requesting a song that nobody wants to play, like
Speaker 2: by presidents of the United States of America or Lingenberry
Speaker 2: or whatever. The nineties bands there were.
Speaker 1: Okay, how was your weekend? Andrew? Mother's Day weekend?
Speaker 2: It was great. I saw my mom.
Speaker 1: How was Donna doing?
Speaker 2: Oh she's wonderful. We had a great dinner.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: She was very happy.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: I played Survivor again over at my friend Stephen and
Speaker 2: his husband Matt's house. I lost because Nick screwed me over.
Speaker 2: Our friend Nick screwed me over.
Speaker 1: We can't say our coworker Nick anymore. I know that
Speaker 1: dude left us.
Speaker 2: I know sad, but he screwed me over. And I
Speaker 2: will not forget this. Just let that be known. Okay,
Speaker 2: And I'm pissed off.
Speaker 1: You seem like you're reaching.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because if I sit back here, no one's
Speaker 2: gonna hear me. So I have to sit all the
Speaker 2: way up here because I have the small chair.
Speaker 1: All right. So I had breakfast at the diner with Lenore.
Speaker 1: You know, we were there by nine o'clock, which was shocking.
Speaker 1: She was up early and we went for breakfast. Of course,
Speaker 1: my dad ate breakfast already early, so he's like, I
Speaker 1: already ate you know. So I just went with my
Speaker 1: mom and then my brother met us there. So there
Speaker 1: was a nice Little Mother's Day breakfast, and then for dinner,
Speaker 1: I brought Chinese food over there. It was nice. Did
Speaker 1: some work around the yard during the day, you know,
Speaker 1: And I still normally by this time of the year,
Speaker 1: I've already went and bought my thirty bags of mulch,
Speaker 1: and I have done the whole garden, but I haven't
Speaker 1: done it yet. And I'm also debating this year to
Speaker 1: just bulldoze over the vegetable garden. You love your vegetable
Speaker 1: garden on my vegetable garden, but I haven't even planted
Speaker 1: the vegetables yet, and it's full of weeds. And I
Speaker 1: know this is like like gardening segment, you know, and
Speaker 1: it's annoying me, you know. Can I just can I
Speaker 1: just say something, Yes, this is your forum, it's bull chat.
Speaker 1: So these cherkoffs on this other podcast.
Speaker 2: No, we can't mention them. We could do whatever we want.
Speaker 2: I know we can, but I don't want them to
Speaker 2: retaliate and be like, oh, look at these Really it's
Speaker 2: the bigger person. We don't need to what's twelve o'clock high. Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll go into it if you want.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to go so deep into it.
Speaker 1: So we were we were made aware of this other
Speaker 1: podcast that critiques podcasts, and they rip the crap out
Speaker 1: of us, mostly me, I think it's just whatever, it's
Speaker 1: just stupid. So, but you know what, here's the thing
Speaker 1: with this particular podcast, this is bull Chat, by the way,
Speaker 1: the sister podcast of serial Killers, where I think they
Speaker 1: may have been confused. They're like, oh, cereal, but would
Speaker 1: they run out of cereals? So they're talking about trees?
Speaker 1: You know, sorry, excuse me. They would have ripped me
Speaker 1: on that too. But what I'm saying is, if you
Speaker 1: don't know us, and you don't know this podcast, and
Speaker 1: you just started listening today, this is the very first
Speaker 1: episode you're ever listening to, you're like, I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the dynamic. I don't understand the stupid voices.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what they're talking about. So you have
Speaker 1: to kind of start from the beginning and and follow
Speaker 1: along our journey.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, we've done at this point Bull Chat
Speaker 2: and Serial Killers collectively.
Speaker 1: Over probably four hundred episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's a very it's it's a lengthy podcast,
Speaker 2: and we've been doing it for so long and it's fine,
Speaker 2: like I forget it.
Speaker 1: This is the first time you're listening. Yeah, go back
Speaker 1: to the first episode and listen to all of them
Speaker 1: because you're just not going to get what's going on here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also.
Speaker 1: Time in.
Speaker 2: But also maybe just lead with kindness and just realize
Speaker 2: that there are people at the other end of microphones,
Speaker 2: and maybe when you say certain things, just know that
Speaker 2: if it's going out to a public forum, we could
Speaker 2: all hate each other, and but what is it really
Speaker 2: doing for the collective answer?
Speaker 1: That's not the real world though. People just need to
Speaker 1: be don't really understand that.
Speaker 2: But you know, and as someone who watches terrible movies
Speaker 2: and then craps all over them and TV shows, I
Speaker 2: think it got me to realize, like, hey, someone did
Speaker 2: make that crappy movie and really thought they put their
Speaker 2: heart and so into it, only for countless people to
Speaker 2: just be like it is the shittiest thing I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life and make like hour long think
Speaker 2: pieces about it.
Speaker 1: If anything, one thing these guys have made me think
Speaker 1: about is that we need to do better. Like if
Speaker 1: you go back to the first one hundred Serial Killers episodes,
Speaker 1: we had a lot of sound effects we had all
Speaker 1: kinds of segments, we had all kinds of songs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we've just gotten lazy. What was that Sawyer just
Speaker 1: ran to the window. Okay, no, that's uh yeah anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we've just gotten lazy. It's mostly because of the
Speaker 1: stupidman Box. If you notice when we changed to the
Speaker 1: stupidman box, everything stopped because I have everything loaded in there,
Speaker 1: and I like to surprise you with things, and or
Speaker 1: for things to be in the stupid band box, I
Speaker 1: have to send it to you, and you have to
Speaker 1: load it so you hear it.
Speaker 2: I don't I literally drag and drop it into the box.
Speaker 1: Well whatever.
Speaker 2: And plus when we were doing it for a couple
Speaker 2: of episodes, you didn't play anything.
Speaker 1: Well yes I did.
Speaker 2: No, you didn't.
Speaker 1: If you go back to episode one seventy four and
Speaker 1: see when we switched to the Stupid man you'll see
Speaker 1: how it just started going downhill from there.
Speaker 2: Oh really, oh really, episode one seventy four exactly maybe
Speaker 2: two ten okay, yeah, okay, Oh there's Nate. He's peering
Speaker 2: in some kind of important it's show stuff going on.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe twenty minutes or so. I'll make all right,
Speaker 1: I'll come see you. Yeah, I need you guys to
Speaker 1: record that. Okay, it's me AND's scary, right. I knew
Speaker 1: that's how it was going to go from your conversation anyway. Oh,
Speaker 1: how's the water? Has the moldy waters delicious? I love
Speaker 1: mold so I need to I need to get my mulch.
Speaker 1: I don't mulch. You know, it's weird because multch just
Speaker 1: kind of disappears. I buy twenty or thirty bags of
Speaker 1: mulch every year, and I have to remulch every year
Speaker 1: because it just kind of goes away.
Speaker 2: What's mulch. I know what mulch is. I know what's
Speaker 2: really depressing. I when I was home at my parents,
Speaker 2: I found out a tree fell on my bamboo.
Speaker 1: Good natural selection is that what they call it. They
Speaker 1: got to get rid of it.
Speaker 2: No. I have three other bushes, and one of them
Speaker 2: a tree fell on it.
Speaker 1: But it's invasive. You got to kill some of it.
Speaker 2: No. I don't want that to happen because I love
Speaker 2: my bamboo, and but the other one it's over my
Speaker 2: head now like like a cable car. The fray. Very good,
Speaker 2: you're welcome, but yeah, I have to look up at it.
Speaker 2: That's how tall it is now. Isn't that exciting? No?
Speaker 2: Why it's not? This makes me happy?
Speaker 1: Okay, are you gonna build a raft like in Gilligan's Island?
Speaker 2: I wish. I don't think that would actually float. No
Speaker 2: bamboo floats what Gilligan's Island? I know it's weird. Is
Speaker 2: that a couple of weeks ago my dad brought it up.
Speaker 1: Why because he liked it?
Speaker 2: No, he liked Gilligan's Island. The move is done, you
Speaker 2: know if you're got to and Maryanne well, also, we
Speaker 2: were talking about how weird it is that that whole
Speaker 2: show like existed for multiple seasons, Like doesn't that get old?
Speaker 2: Like the Harlem globe trotter showed up at one point,
Speaker 2: that's right, how'd they get there? How? And then why
Speaker 2: did they get to leave? But they never got to leave?
Speaker 2: You know the in the first in the first season
Speaker 2: in yeah, the professor and Maryanne was not there. It
Speaker 2: just said and the rest like they didn't even they
Speaker 2: didn't even get credited in the beginning. Did you imagine
Speaker 2: that's sad? It's Elvis Durant and the rest saying any names? Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: that show is weird. And then it ended with them
Speaker 2: getting off the island and then going back. So why
Speaker 2: why would you go back? What was the point?
Speaker 1: You're just using my arm rest?
Speaker 2: I am, oh, because mine is so low, I'll sit here.
Speaker 1: What was this an airplane? Are you stealing it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh my god? Going home on the plane, there
Speaker 2: was an incident. Yeah, I never I watched a video
Speaker 2: on the way down, and I was like, I wonder if, like,
Speaker 2: how do airplane incidents start? Like, I've never been on
Speaker 2: a plane where someone had to get carried off. Well,
Speaker 2: you going home? That was the plane.
Speaker 1: That's because you generally don't fly Frontier, True.
Speaker 2: Or Allegiant or Spirit or South. But anyway, I was
Speaker 2: walking to the bathroom and I saw like a guy
Speaker 2: and a girl.
Speaker 1: Were you going to pulling Andre the Giant? No?
Speaker 2: I was, But as I'm walking back, I know what
Speaker 2: it is. It's the poop story. Anyway, I see a
Speaker 2: girl and a guy and the girl's telling the flight
Speaker 2: attendant like he has to move, make him move, And
Speaker 2: the flight Attendant's like, I can't get him to move
Speaker 2: if he's not voluntarily willing to move.
Speaker 1: What was the issue?
Speaker 2: No idea? And I tried, I really tried to get
Speaker 2: like the gossip on it. So I'm like standing there
Speaker 2: because like the flight attendant is blocking the aisle. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll just stand here and watch and hope
Speaker 2: that I get some more details. But anyway, he wasn't moving,
Speaker 2: and so I keep going to the bathroom and I
Speaker 2: keep walking past, and I'm like, huh, and she was upset.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I thought maybe they were boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I got to a disagreement, but who knows. As I'm
Speaker 2: in the bathroom, I come back right right, and the
Speaker 2: girl sitting next to me goes, what do you know?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know. It seems like they were
Speaker 2: arguing while I was in the bathroom. The guy got
Speaker 2: out of his seat and rushed towards the front of
Speaker 2: the plane. Did you get tackled? And he like went
Speaker 2: like this Jesus, He went like that to the flight attendant,
Speaker 2: and the flight attendant was like, back up, dude, back up.
Speaker 1: If you went like that, he would have broken a rib.
Speaker 1: You just really heard, I'm gonna have a scar there tomorrow. Okay,
Speaker 1: a scar, okay, a black and blue. Black and blue
Speaker 1: got it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, as I was in the bathroom, that drama happened.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: And now I'm mad because I feel like the better
Speaker 2: drama happened while I was in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: You pooped on the plane?
Speaker 2: No, I was peeing. And it was an older plane,
Speaker 2: so they didn't have the two restrooms here. It was
Speaker 2: like one here and then one over here.
Speaker 1: It was interesting. And you know, when I was coming
Speaker 1: back from Jacksonville, I didn't pee before I got on
Speaker 1: the plane. So normally I go on the airport before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just I got on the plane and I
Speaker 1: forgot and so I tried to go into the bathroom
Speaker 1: with my backpack on and I couldn't fit. So I mean,
Speaker 1: that's how small that bathroom was. Yeah, No, it was
Speaker 1: the bathroom situation was. It was weird and it caused
Speaker 1: so much traffic in the aisle. And I hate out
Speaker 1: if there's a first class cabin, that cause a bathroom
Speaker 1: for four wait, four eight for twelve people. You're telling
Speaker 1: me there's a bathroom for twelve people only, that's a scam.
Speaker 1: I get it when it's like a like a first
Speaker 1: I get when it's like the Polaris one.
Speaker 2: That has the bed, all the fancy lotion and the
Speaker 2: filter knows the first class like special like bed cabins
Speaker 2: that they have. Like I get that, that's like special,
Speaker 2: and you want that to feel special on that plane.
Speaker 2: Never been on that plane. I'm just old Joe Schmo.
Speaker 2: I don't ride those fancy planes.
Speaker 1: That's right, How could I?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: What all right?
Speaker 2: That hurt?
Speaker 1: You hit something?
Speaker 2: Please? I hit something?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can't wait for you to come in tomorrow with
Speaker 2: like a neck brace on for some strange reason. Well,
Speaker 2: when you hit here, you hit my quantum nerve and
Speaker 2: then I can't move my neck.
Speaker 1: You're right, please my artery.
Speaker 2: That was like when Jeff accidentally scratched your eye and
Speaker 2: you went to the optimologist and was like, you scratched
Speaker 2: my cony. I can barely see, but was, And to
Speaker 2: this day you're like, that's why I need a glass.
Speaker 1: But that's what happened. That actually happened. Okay, once you's
Speaker 1: messed up an eye and I is messed up?
Speaker 2: Okay for real? Got it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh no, can I give you an eye a
Speaker 1: paper cut? We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: No one's giving it. First of all, I hate that.
Speaker 2: I hate even the visual of that to you.
Speaker 1: I'll visualize it anymore.
Speaker 2: But second of all, no, he did scratch your eyes.
Speaker 1: He stretched it with his nail. His sharp nail ripped
Speaker 1: my eyeball and a piece in two pieces. What's the
Speaker 1: matter with you?
Speaker 2: You're really saying your eyeball was ripped into pieces.
Speaker 1: I couldn't see. I was blinded by the name that
Speaker 1: you drove home. I should not have that. There's no doubt,
Speaker 1: like if I ever had a like change.
Speaker 2: And now you're convinced that that's what made you have
Speaker 2: to get glasses. Correct, they deteriorated, your eyes deteriorated.
Speaker 1: What is Scott? What is Newman saying? Newman just texted us?
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 1: Uh? I can't. I can't read that anyway. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: has some kind of technical issue he does. Yeah, yeah, no, No,
Speaker 1: it's fine, don't worry about it. Uh anyway, So I
Speaker 1: forgot what I was in my eye? Yes, so my
Speaker 1: left eye is when.
Speaker 2: Your cornea scratched. Done? All right, we'll talk more about
Speaker 2: Scott's I right after this.
Speaker 1: Why don't you have the sounder in there yet?
Speaker 2: You don't because I don't understand how this box works yet.
Speaker 2: And then my other box is getting repaired. Hey, who
Speaker 2: are these podcast guys. I can't wait to see what
Speaker 2: you say about this episode. I don't think they're going
Speaker 2: to watch this one.
Speaker 1: I think they're done with us. I think they're one
Speaker 1: and done. They're one and done.
Speaker 2: But that's why if you go to the reddit, you
Speaker 2: could see what they really are digging into. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's comments on us. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like get to read that stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm not either.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back bye. Why would you say bye?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, you know, it's just it's annoying,
Speaker 1: like when kids on TikTok or whatever, like I'll be
Speaker 1: watching Cooper do tiktoks and you go, welcome back to
Speaker 1: my channel. I mean, like welcome back. I didn't go
Speaker 1: anywhere you did well, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I also really can't I hate like millennial videos
Speaker 2: on TikTok where everything is like very old were exaggerated,
Speaker 2: where it'll open up and be like so you'll never
Speaker 2: guess what this life hack is, and meanwhile it's like
Speaker 2: using a ziplock bag.
Speaker 1: I know some of those things are just so dumb.
Speaker 2: I can't hate it.
Speaker 1: It's all clickbait.
Speaker 2: It's all clickbait. Yeah, the Internet is clickbait. It is.
Speaker 1: It truly is not chatterbait clickbait. Do you know there's
Speaker 1: there's an Instagram page that I've that I've been following
Speaker 1: that I love. I don't know why. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: called God damn it, I don't remember exactly what it's called.
Speaker 1: But whatever, it's stupid. Just forget it. You'll be like,
Speaker 1: what that's so dumb? And what is that noise coming
Speaker 1: from your computer?
Speaker 2: Wait? What is You can't tease that? And then it's
Speaker 2: just say it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's a guy that must take old Google
Speaker 1: images of buildings and houses through the years. Okay, so
Speaker 1: he'll they'll be like, two thousand and eight, this burgger
Speaker 1: king was thriving and busy, and then twenty twelve still
Speaker 1: looks great, and then twenty eighteen, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it's like boom, some like sad music comes on and
Speaker 1: the windows are all broken and it's graffiti, and it's like,
Speaker 1: looks like they went out of business. And then it's
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three and it's all boarded up and like
Speaker 1: half burned down. He's like, here's what it looks like now,
Speaker 1: and it's it's I don't know, I like that kind
Speaker 1: of still like I'm we've talked about this before. I'm
Speaker 1: all about abandoned things and whatever, and I love watching
Speaker 1: like old abandoned buildings and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Well that's called disaster is that. I think it's disaster
Speaker 2: porn or it's like something ruined porn, that's what it's called.
Speaker 2: Where they say like, oh, you shouldn't go check out
Speaker 2: abandoned buildings, like you're glorifying like urban decay.
Speaker 1: But that's a lot of things also is you know,
Speaker 1: you'll see like I mean, you don't use Facebook anymore,
Speaker 1: but on the reels on there, it'll be like, found
Speaker 1: this abandoned house from twenty twelve, left as it was
Speaker 1: just like from the seventies, and like, no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Nobody left their house in the seventies and just left
Speaker 1: it and it still looks the same.
Speaker 2: Well, everybody goes over to that one mansion that what's
Speaker 2: his name had who's the one that can't say certain
Speaker 2: words and it's the face tattoo Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: Yes, I can't believe you just said that.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, because he has the list, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: And everyone goes to his mansion and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: do you see like how abandoned and decrepit it is.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that one? No? No, no, I'll
Speaker 2: send it to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, here, okay, so it's called it's called run down
Speaker 1: buildings on Instagram. Hold, I'm gonna find that here. Here's
Speaker 1: here's the Burger thing twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you should show the camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watch again, watch again.
Speaker 2: Hmm. You would love this page. This is very much
Speaker 2: your type.
Speaker 1: But sometimes sometimes happy music will play because they've rebuilt
Speaker 1: it into something, you know, thriving.
Speaker 2: I love when they rebuild like banks into like restaurants.
Speaker 1: Yes, and they call it like the vault. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know the fault. Well, because the vault is still there.
Speaker 1: There are some places that will do that. They leave
Speaker 1: the vault intact, and that's like the chef's table or
Speaker 1: the VIP room. You get to eat inside the vault.
Speaker 1: And by me, there's a place called the library Cafe
Speaker 1: used to be a library. They still have all the bookshelves,
Speaker 1: really big, Paul. It has high ceilings and two floors,
Speaker 1: and it still has the book shelf with the ladder
Speaker 1: that goes across so you can get up to the
Speaker 1: top of the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I think I think it's alcohol there now,
Speaker 2: Oh but yeah, no, it's actually I have my thirtieth
Speaker 2: birthday party. There, No way, you're still this day?
Speaker 1: Yes, way way? Why because it was so long ago.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean I'm expecting to see it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, maybe it was my fortieth. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. I'm so old, I can't remember
Speaker 1: what birthday party was.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was my fortieth surprise birthday party,
Speaker 1: that's what it was.
Speaker 2: Oh, you had a surprise birthday party?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm yeah. Yeah. I don't love surprises because you know,
Speaker 1: I don't like being scared or startled.
Speaker 2: But I'm picturing in what throwing things? Yeah, punching people
Speaker 2: by accident.
Speaker 1: Now that's you. You're in trouble.
Speaker 2: This one has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 1: I have to go.
Speaker 2: No, that's not me. But I see the name there,
Speaker 2: I know, but I have multiple calendars on this account.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, don't worry. I feel like I'm not
Speaker 2: really prepared for this episode.
Speaker 1: We should just go. I don't want people to yell
Speaker 1: at us and say you guys suck.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: See, it's really getting in my head, don't let.
Speaker 2: It get in your head, That's what he said. Let's
Speaker 2: just we're fine. Everything is fine. Everybody's fine. Listen. They
Speaker 2: have their own podcast where they do that, and that's great.
Speaker 2: So we'll we'll just keep doing ours, they keep doing theirs.
Speaker 2: It's fine. It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: So anywhere on the way home from here, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stop at one of the you know, garden centers, and
Speaker 1: I got to pick.
Speaker 2: We wish them the best. Let's just say that. I
Speaker 2: don't we wish them the best. I wish them the best.
Speaker 1: Why so they don't come after you and burn your
Speaker 1: house down? Well, I mean, I feel it might happen
Speaker 1: if you go too hard. I'm not saying anything. Let
Speaker 1: them do their thing. Will be. We'll take the high road.
Speaker 1: They could take the ditch. Okay, well it's fine.
Speaker 2: Now I attack him next, don't attack me.
Speaker 1: Why I'm taking the upper level and they're on the
Speaker 1: lower level.
Speaker 2: Well, if it's the GWB, then it might actually be smart,
Speaker 2: because I feel like the top level of the GWB
Speaker 2: is always traffic delays and the bottom is always like fine.
Speaker 2: Do you know why I always take upper levels of bridges? No,
Speaker 2: you don't know now, Oh, because you're convinced that the
Speaker 2: bottom half is going to fall off. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: if the bridge were ever to collapse, the upper level
Speaker 2: would collapse onto lower level, and your chances of surviving
Speaker 2: are greater if you're falling from the George Washington much falling,
Speaker 2: you dumb dick. If the bridge, if it breaks and
Speaker 2: you're convinced you're going to ride the road down into
Speaker 2: the water.
Speaker 1: No, I never said that. I think that if any
Speaker 1: bridge is ever going to collapse, it will collapse into
Speaker 1: the lower level, and so the lower level will get
Speaker 1: crushed and stay and the upper level will just fall
Speaker 1: on top of the lee. You don't say into the water,
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So you don't think the pressure of the top half
Speaker 2: of a bridge, yeah, collapsing on on it. No, I
Speaker 2: think it's going to cause a structural damage. It's going
Speaker 2: to cause the bridge to collapse. It will, but I
Speaker 2: think it'll buy us some time to get off.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So just like when I'm in a tunnel, I'm like,
Speaker 1: come on, just go faster, go, go, go go. I
Speaker 1: just want to get through it.
Speaker 2: So you're convinced, but that the for just some reason,
Speaker 2: only the top half is damaged, so it just pancakes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then that's gonna be like, huh, let me open
Speaker 2: the door and go.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like if the supports between the lower level and
Speaker 1: the upper level, if those are the ones that give way,
Speaker 1: at least the ones holding the lower level up will
Speaker 1: still hold the whole bridge up, and chant your chances
Speaker 1: are a little bit better. That's all I'm saying. Because
Speaker 1: if you're on the lower level, the upper level collapses
Speaker 1: on top of you.
Speaker 2: Do you know how the distance between the two levels. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is actually kind of high. I know. So therefore you
Speaker 2: have to deal with the impact.
Speaker 1: It's not that high. It's the height of a tractor trailer.
Speaker 1: It's about it.
Speaker 2: And if that happens in your fast and furious montage
Speaker 2: it collapses, then you go full vin diesel, get out
Speaker 2: of the car and like.
Speaker 1: Run to the end of the bridge, drive really fast.
Speaker 1: How are you driving with the gas pedal?
Speaker 2: So it's going to be perfectly flat for you to
Speaker 2: just drive, I believe so. Yes, and all the people
Speaker 2: who are dead under you because they flattened like pancakes. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're just like I'm fine.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not fine. I just need to get out
Speaker 1: of there.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to be able to drive
Speaker 2: across the bridge. You know what.
Speaker 1: I don't take the bridge that much anyway, So it's
Speaker 1: silly to think about. Yeah, yeah, that's silly. When I
Speaker 1: go from New York New Jersey, I just go to
Speaker 1: the tunnel that's thousands of feet under the water.
Speaker 2: You know. Let me tell you something, that Holland Tunnels.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not thousands.
Speaker 2: The tunnel pisses me off so much because they've shut
Speaker 2: it down for the next year. They shut it down
Speaker 2: at nighttime. But they're doing it because they're repairing tiles.
Speaker 2: First of all, the tiles are so grimy. Yes they're
Speaker 2: beautiful now they are not beautiful. There's nothing beautiful about them.
Speaker 2: The ones in the town do like they just put in.
Speaker 2: They're already like maybe they're one third of the way in.
Speaker 2: First of all, should not take that long to tile.
Speaker 2: Also a tunnel. Also, but why are you choosing white?
Speaker 1: I just said they shouldn't be white.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting because already the new ones they laid down
Speaker 2: are already back to being this color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's nasty.
Speaker 2: So what are we doing that's a war. It's still there.
Speaker 2: That's a ward. It is right, I'm gonna put that
Speaker 2: on it. Oh yeah, oh my god, I can't wait
Speaker 2: for you to scream when you freeze on. No, I
Speaker 2: use those things, free freezer, what removers. I got a
Speaker 2: box of them in the cabinet. How many warts do
Speaker 2: you get a year?
Speaker 1: Not many? That's why I'm sure it's expired.
Speaker 2: I wart here once. I think the scar is still there, yeah,
Speaker 2: right here, and they had to freeze it off. It
Speaker 2: was the craziest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: These guys talking about warts. What a stupid show? Who
Speaker 3: cares about that?
Speaker 2: Didn't you learn that in radio? One on one, you
Speaker 2: guys from the Zoo show? Stupid a holes. I didn't listen,
Speaker 2: so I'm guessing that's the comment was mostly like that.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I didn't go to radio school.
Speaker 1: But I didn't go to radio school. I didn't go
Speaker 1: to radio school. You know where my radio is.
Speaker 2: School was here. I learned from the big boys, that's right.
Speaker 2: I learned.
Speaker 1: I learned by doing.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you know.
Speaker 1: I got thrust into a studio when I was probably
Speaker 1: twelve or thirteen in high school, Like here you go
Speaker 1: and I was like, what do I do? Figure it out?
Speaker 1: There was no course then, and.
Speaker 2: I will say, you still really do love radio. I
Speaker 2: do like there would be it like for me if
Speaker 2: I left, I'd be like, oh, radio is fine, but
Speaker 2: I don't like live and breathe radio like you love
Speaker 2: radio so much.
Speaker 1: I do love radio so much. I mean it doesn't
Speaker 1: pay the bills, but it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: I feel like nothing in entertainment pays the bills unless
Speaker 2: you're on like the top top mid level, like if
Speaker 2: you're if you're an actor and you're on a popular
Speaker 2: TV show, But most bigalist actors that you see in
Speaker 2: TV shows.
Speaker 1: What the dude that just walked by? Which just makes
Speaker 1: me laugh. I can't the one. Yeah yeah, squirrel, Yes.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? We're just talking about something
Speaker 1: you could just break thirteen minutes in d thirteen, well
Speaker 1: thirteen minutes. We're ten minutes past our last break and
Speaker 1: we're getting this to thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: So can we make a pack that next Wednesday? You
Speaker 2: actually have that sounder in here? Somehow I'll put a
Speaker 2: sounder in there like making set. Yes, in radio school,
Speaker 2: you would have learned. That's called a sound. We'll be
Speaker 2: right back, and we're back. There was no commercial there,
Speaker 2: or there was a double or it was in Spanish.
Speaker 2: Oh is there a problem with it being in Spanish? Well,
Speaker 2: I mean this is anl this is an English speaking show. Canceled?
Speaker 2: What canceled?
Speaker 1: You're canceled?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Here we go more critiques. Our break isn't real.
Speaker 2: What do you need?
Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? No, We're give us
Speaker 1: another ten minutes, right, yay? Anything else? Andrew?
Speaker 2: Can we just go? Oh no, that is not my.
Speaker 1: Hmm, that's my email. Don't worry about that. We don't
Speaker 1: even know who that guy is.
Speaker 2: True squirrel, Yeah, a lot of squirreling. I think we
Speaker 2: need more structure to this particular podcast. Maybe we should
Speaker 2: bring like a segment each time, like now here's like
Speaker 2: Scotty's Random Trivia Effect of the day or of the week.
Speaker 1: That'll last about three weeks.
Speaker 2: But I feel like you come with good trivia fects.
Speaker 1: I do, and I had one the other day. I
Speaker 1: wish I could remember what the hell it was, but
Speaker 1: you know, my Alzheimer's is kicking in. I don't make
Speaker 1: fun of Alzheimer's. I'm not making fun of it. That's
Speaker 1: just how I feel. Sometimes.
Speaker 2: I was talking to my parents on the way home
Speaker 2: from our Mother's Day dinner, right and I said that
Speaker 2: the Holen tunnel you said horses through it, and my
Speaker 2: parents were like, no, there wasn't, And I'm like, yes,
Speaker 2: there was.
Speaker 1: I believe that.
Speaker 2: We talked about it on the show.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't remember, but I believe it.
Speaker 2: Bull Chad episode sixty four to two. You don't remember.
Speaker 2: We haven't gotten that far yet, episode sixty four. We
Speaker 2: didn't have bulchat back then, Yeah we did.
Speaker 1: No, we didn't.
Speaker 2: We had it, Okay, don't you remember I said it?
Speaker 2: And then you said ras Mataz plays the news. You
Speaker 2: don't remember that band from the seventies, okay?
Speaker 1: Speaking of like the songs that are on TikTok now,
Speaker 1: like from the seventies and eighties that the kids think
Speaker 1: are so.
Speaker 2: Cool now, like which ones a BG's and and and.
Speaker 1: Casey in the Sunshine Van and old Michael Jackson like
Speaker 1: ashe was listening to like you want to be starting
Speaker 1: something or whatever the other day, Like these things are
Speaker 1: coming back on TikTok and now they're cool again.
Speaker 2: But are I think the fast forwarded versions, No, because
Speaker 2: I can't stand in the Chipmunk versions. No.
Speaker 1: Cooper listens to those. But Astley has like these the
Speaker 1: real songs in her playlist, and she's playing it in
Speaker 1: the car. I'm like, all right, I can tolerate this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like some of the stuff. I look, I
Speaker 1: don't want to sound like an old man, and I'm
Speaker 1: okay with curses from time to time, but a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff, like a dad shouldn't be sitting in a
Speaker 1: car with his teenage girls listening to because it's so inappropriate.
Speaker 1: I get it that they listen to it with their friends,
Speaker 1: but they shouldn't feel comfortable listening to that music in
Speaker 1: the car with their dad, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I can understand where you may feel uncomfortable. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: get that. Yeah, like for sure, do this to him
Speaker 2: and that to her, and big this and you know
Speaker 2: long that. So I'm guessing you don't listen to wop
Speaker 2: with the carls of the car it was on the
Speaker 2: other day. Oh lord baby, yep, shut that off right away.
Speaker 1: I would do.
Speaker 2: I'd feel very uncomfortable. I mean, look, we listened to
Speaker 2: two Live Crew who I know that one? No you don't, Yes,
Speaker 2: I do what they sing that song?
Speaker 1: You mean me so horny? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if that's what Diamond was laughing to. No,
Speaker 2: were you laughing to two Live Crew? Diamond?
Speaker 1: Oh she does. She listens to us through the wall.
Speaker 1: That's how not soundproof is. Dude, don't plea, don't break
Speaker 1: those crackers. I got to bring it home for Cooper.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I just want eight cracker, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna open an entire sleeve. Yeah, take one cracker
Speaker 1: and then it's gone. Yeah, and then the trash.
Speaker 2: I'm having my prison meal.
Speaker 1: Right see, Oh she's got one. You just wasted and
Speaker 1: your dirty fingers are in there. Now you need to
Speaker 1: take that home.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm having my prison meal of a cracker
Speaker 2: and water.
Speaker 1: Well that's where you're going to be soon enough, you'll see.
Speaker 1: All right, this is just dumb. Can we just go
Speaker 1: because people are like, they're really really talking about nothing.
Speaker 1: If you would like to suggest a topic, please send
Speaker 1: us a direct Please send us a direct message, or
Speaker 1: you know, get.
Speaker 2: Them write a comment on YouTube. Anything. But I think
Speaker 2: we next time, maybe we should play a game.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the time when I texted you and
Speaker 1: I say, hey, what's the YouTube password? And you just
Speaker 1: never responded.
Speaker 2: Thanks God that I was busy last week. I see
Speaker 2: you understand. Yeah, so busy? What eating crackers? I wave
Speaker 2: especially with butter.
Speaker 1: Why are you eating on the microphone? This is not bulch,
Speaker 1: this is not Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: It's a cracker. I can't eat a cracker.
Speaker 1: No, save it for after? What save save it to
Speaker 1: eat after?
Speaker 2: But I'm hungry now.
Speaker 1: But we're recording and you're eating crackers in a microphone.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
Speaker 1: Those guys do well.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but they're not what.
Speaker 1: I thought it was supposed to be. Sex. See that's
Speaker 1: what they said. Yeah, Hey the stop, please don't. I'm
Speaker 1: begging you not to.
Speaker 2: I guys, stop, stop see you again?
Speaker 1: Stop?
Speaker 2: Oh this is sexy enough.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Thanks for listening to bull Chat. We'll see you
Speaker 1: on Monday with an all new Serial Killers. Gonna be
Speaker 1: some good cereals. Found him at Walmart.
Speaker 2: Cool, it's a picture you uploaded of Cooper.
Speaker 1: Perhaps I would hope so, although there is another one
Speaker 1: that I might want to do before that that I
Speaker 1: found it, stop and chop.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 1: You don't care. I'm you don't know one from the others.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I don't know the difference between Walmart and Stop and Chop.
Speaker 1: No, Okay, have a great week. Thank you, We'll see
Speaker 1: you enjoy your weekend. Follow us on all socials at
Speaker 1: Serial Killers PC or don't. I mean, you know, you
Speaker 1: can watch this on YouTube if Andrew decides to post it.
Speaker 2: Andrew post it. Not very exciting. I am wearing my
Speaker 2: Walkman shirt. Wait, I said out loud, and you were like,
Speaker 2: what's that? I had a Walkman and we've discussed not.
Speaker 1: With a cassette. You didn't.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: I don't think you did.
Speaker 2: I had Goosebumps on tape and the Power Rangers, and so.
Speaker 1: You had a cassette Walkman? Yes? Was it the Sport
Speaker 1: one that was yellow?
Speaker 2: Uh? No, it was gray. It was a Sony.
Speaker 1: No, Sony Sport was yellow. Also, well, I had a
Speaker 1: gray one. That's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I doubt it.
Speaker 1: No, I believe you doubt it. Believe you did you
Speaker 1: have a Discman too?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: Did you have the anti skip one that was the
Speaker 1: cool one? More expensive?
Speaker 2: I never had the I don't Maybe I did have
Speaker 2: the Anti Skip one, and I remember like buying it
Speaker 2: from Toys r Us specifically.
Speaker 1: I had, I had it in the car on a
Speaker 1: mount and you had to put a cassette adapter into
Speaker 1: the into the tape deck to use your your discman
Speaker 1: in the car because there were no CD players in
Speaker 1: the car as just yet.
Speaker 2: That's sane to think that it went from like cassette
Speaker 2: to CD to now just you plug your phone in.
Speaker 1: You forgot the eight track? Oh yeah what I yeah,
Speaker 1: that's too old for me. That's late seventies or early
Speaker 1: to mid eighties. I remember my dad's Cadillac El Dorado
Speaker 1: had had an eight track tape in it. It was
Speaker 1: always it was always Engelbert Humperdink and Johnny Mathis always cool.
Speaker 2: Yep, who are they? Literally, I have no clue. Well,
Speaker 2: thank you all for listening. A couple of Barry manilows
Speaker 2: also okay, I know him. Thank you all for listening.
Speaker 2: We appreciate you for listening. Stevie one, I guess on
Speaker 2: Monday we'll be doing a Walmart cereal or a stopping
Speaker 2: shop Cereal. Very exciting, but until next time, it's not
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 1: Be a stopping shop Cereal. It's a Cereal that I
Speaker 1: bought at stopping shop.
Speaker 2: Thank you for clarifying.
Speaker 1: It's a general mill cereal.
Speaker 2: Thank you for clarifying. No problem, Okay, all right, until
Speaker 2: next time.
Speaker 1: See you guys, say clink, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Clink.
Speaker 3: Hold on a second time. You gotta say clink at
Speaker 3: the end. Okay, guys, right click, I didn't do it
Speaker 3: at the right time.
Speaker 1: Idiots, Who is that a part of it too? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys go find it on your cell on your own.
Speaker 2: Well again, we wish them the best.
Speaker 1: No, I don't wish them the best.
Speaker 2: I wish them the best.
Speaker 1: Okay, the bullies, your bullies. Don't wish the bully the best.
Speaker 2: You just move on, No, just move on. Let it
Speaker 2: bother me, okay, Well, don't let that fester otherwise it's
Speaker 2: gonna be like your work. Bye.