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Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after the hour, today's strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: subject Is this just an innocent bromance? Question mark? Is

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Speaker 1: this just an innocent throne? Probably not? But first yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: you know these letters go. But first, come on, nephew,

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Speaker 1: what you got for us? Pee on my house? What

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Speaker 1: I said on my house? Yeah? Yeah, said one more time,

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Speaker 1: pee on my house? House? Yeah yeah, watch this? Okay, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach you. Uh mr, I think that's

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Speaker 1: the name. Yeah, this is what's this in regard to

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Speaker 1: uh this about air conditioning unit? You did some work

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Speaker 1: off force over on uh my household off street. Do

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Speaker 1: you remember coming out there last week? Yeah? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: remember right my Uh it was a lady that my wife,

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Speaker 1: She let you in to come right there. Their problem

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Speaker 1: is the problem that is not cool No what no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's cooling everything matter fact. I want to tell you,

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Speaker 1: uh that you did you did a good job. But

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Speaker 1: I got a question for you. Now. When you was

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Speaker 1: at the house and you was working on the A

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Speaker 1: condition out there in the backyard, did you did you

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Speaker 1: happen to go on the side of my house and

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Speaker 1: pull out and used the bath room right there on

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Speaker 1: the side. Did you go in and you do number

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Speaker 1: one on the side of my hond? Well, what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is that my wife tells me that when you

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Speaker 1: were there, that you you went on the side. She

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Speaker 1: was looking out the winnows. She said that when you

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Speaker 1: was there, that you uh and went and used the

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Speaker 1: bath room on the side. I did what not to

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Speaker 1: what right? You? You? You? You and you did number

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Speaker 1: one over on the side of the house. Not is

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Speaker 1: that something that you did? Man? Look, you got to

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Speaker 1: understand something. Man, All right now, I apologize that did happen,

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Speaker 1: but you got to understand something. You know, we're down

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Speaker 1: the side, man, and you know we're talking eighty five,

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Speaker 1: ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man. I got to

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Speaker 1: stay high traded. I got to drink a lot of fluids.

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Speaker 1: So you know, with me being the age that I am,

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Speaker 1: I have to drink a lot of fluids and the

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Speaker 1: tend to pass through once and once again, I said,

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Speaker 1: I apologize, I understand all that, but you know what,

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Speaker 1: I can't accept no apologies like that. When I got

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Speaker 1: a man, this got on the side of my house

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Speaker 1: and then talking man, I'm apologizing to you, and you're

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Speaker 1: coming off on me like that. You don't on the

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Speaker 1: side of my house in front of my wife not

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Speaker 1: looking at young man. Now, if your wife shown me

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Speaker 1: it was really she needs to see some paper because

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Speaker 1: you were ever really ain't doing something you do that happen?

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Speaker 1: Oh you think you're talking to you're watching me anyway?

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Speaker 1: Do my work? What is she hold up that she

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Speaker 1: got to look at home? Man? Look? Look, look all

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Speaker 1: I know else I don't want to know in at

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Speaker 1: my house, in the house, side of the house, backyard. Nothing. Look, man,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Dog, I'm the only person

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Speaker 1: at my house. You understand me right out there looking

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Speaker 1: at me? Right okay, but you don't. You don't at

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Speaker 1: no other man's house. And you at my house and

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Speaker 1: my wife sitting there looking at you. I have to wonder,

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Speaker 1: now I got a problem with that or what you

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Speaker 1: need to have problem with your wife looking at me?

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Speaker 1: If that's what I did? You know what? You need

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Speaker 1: to be at home and get with something to look

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Speaker 1: at other than looking at me. You don't tell me

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Speaker 1: what I need to do about my wife. Now, you

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Speaker 1: don't go to another man. Man, you know what I'm

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Speaker 1: about to lose it, all right, you're gonna you're gonna

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Speaker 1: make You're gonna make me lose a quick. Let me

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Speaker 1: let me get my dad, God, let me get my book.

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Speaker 1: That's all yeah, right here, you're damn right. And you wife,

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Speaker 1: that's what that's. You're the You don't at another man's house.

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Speaker 1: You don't do that. And people, my wife looking out

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Speaker 1: was open. Yo. Manna didn't be real upfit with these accusations.

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Speaker 1: All right. Now, look you had you had with it.

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Speaker 1: Now you're you know where I'm man you, I will

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Speaker 1: show you what I want you to bring your back

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Speaker 1: I got something for you. Will you take this god

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Speaker 1: myf and I'm gonna come show you with me. Look, man,

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Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house. And

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Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called

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Speaker 1: for now. You could have had that alogize, man, I

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Speaker 1: had to go. I told you I drink a lot

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Speaker 1: of fluids in this heat, man, So what else do

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Speaker 1: you if what you're talking? Body, if I did I

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Speaker 1: apologize to accepting in the hell with it? Look at

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Speaker 1: You're gonna me off and make me do something up

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Speaker 1: and I'm telling you not. Man, I'm told you I

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Speaker 1: apologize you. I will come on that kicking. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: do what. Let me tell you kick you because you're

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Speaker 1: from the age of your while your wife is young,

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Speaker 1: and I know you don't. You can't deal with no

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Speaker 1: old school. I can kill young. You're gonna you're gonna

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Speaker 1: get your today. You hit me, You're gonna get Let

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Speaker 1: me take you street to come. Let me tell you

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Speaker 1: that I got one more thing to say to you.

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Speaker 1: What you're listening to me? Damn it, this is Nephew time.

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Speaker 1: If this is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: you just God prank by your boy name. Now you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna get with this. You know I

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Speaker 1: got a hard computation. I don't need this like my life, man,

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Speaker 1: he said, Man, my boy be out there fixing a

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Speaker 1: conditions and he doesn't think. He said, Man, let me

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Speaker 1: tell you something. He said, you'd be frustrated to begin with.

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Speaker 1: He said again, McCall man, because I got nine to

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Speaker 1: got to do to day. Hey man, you like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm light nothing you I might nothing you

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Speaker 1: and that Steve Hard from Dawn Foods in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I didn't say, ya't care. Come on, man, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how I sit back riding laughing and how you'll

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Speaker 1: get people. Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh, man,

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Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all. Show man, y'all keep that good gone work.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know the Steven Show,

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Speaker 1: didn't he didn't? He p only you scare me? But

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Speaker 1: it was been much for you scared me always there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Do I go too far? No? I want

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Speaker 1: to know. I wanted to go first. I'm caress about it.

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Speaker 1: Right after that, yea, that's all there. It's going down

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Speaker 1: June thirty, Dallas, Texas. It is Megafests for Time to

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Speaker 1: Laugh is at the K Bailey Hutcheson Convention Center, hosted

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Speaker 1: by Yours Truly and the headliner is Cedric the Entertainer

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Speaker 1: wants to get hosted by nephew Tommy in the headline

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Speaker 1: is Cedric the Entertainer. It's a time to lad. We

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Speaker 1: are working for TDJS. There will be no profanity in

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Speaker 1: the hell. Do you t not see? That's the thing?

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Speaker 1: You got the shot td You can't let T do that.

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Speaker 1: You can't let t D do that. Ain't no way

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Speaker 1: right in now ey TV. I've cussed around TV several

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna judge. You gotta you gotta let these

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Speaker 1: people here, these people here forty plus. You're trying to

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Speaker 1: tell me ainte of them hurd of cusswork you got.

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Speaker 1: You gotta swim them with one. You gotta slam over

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Speaker 1: one shot. Come out there, what that's going on? Praise

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Speaker 1: him down. Don't even just come out and slam with

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Speaker 1: your first line. Tommy, we out here in this mom's mother.

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Speaker 1: You're not missing up. Shout out to my dog mother.

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Speaker 1: T V. Check Kevin hard in the building start of

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Speaker 1: Captain Underpan. He's a little chocolate boy on the case

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Speaker 1: you missed it, Case you missed it. And you also

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Speaker 1: have a book coming out. It's called I Can't make

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Speaker 1: This Up. Life Lessens Father's Day is coming out. You

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Speaker 1: can pre order the book right now. It's called I

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Speaker 1: Can't make This Up. Give us one life lesson quickly,

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Speaker 1: One life lesson quickly. Uh, don't sing j your Brown's song,

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Speaker 1: because you got a black woman in your life. Coming

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Speaker 1: up next, it's the Strawberry Letter. Today's subject is this

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Speaker 1: just another innocent bromance. We'll be back