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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Pete Ekins,

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Speaker 1: one of the administrators over at elementary school looking for

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Speaker 1: Valerie speaking. Hey Valerie, this is Colton's mom. All right, yes,

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Speaker 1: is he okay? Oh yeah, Colton is having a great

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Speaker 1: day to day. I saw him in the hallway, waved high,

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Speaker 1: he waved back. He seems like everything's good. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: calling you for a different reason to talk about you

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Speaker 1: for a second. Okay, So has Colton told you about

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Speaker 1: career day yet? Uh No, I didn't see anything in

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Speaker 1: his planner about valor anything. Doesn't surprise me. They're always

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Speaker 1: doing that. Huh. Well, there is aid an assembly coming

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Speaker 1: up for career Day where we're asking some of the

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Speaker 1: parents to get involved, and I'm the organizer of that,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I wanted to hop on the phone

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Speaker 1: with you and see if you'd be interested. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: what does that entail? Well, not too much. It's an

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Speaker 1: assembly with everybody in the school, so all of the students.

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Speaker 1: You would just be asked to sort of tell people

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Speaker 1: about your job. Maybe give an example for oh, ten

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes something like that. Not a big deal. It's

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Speaker 1: coming up soon. I can give you all the I

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Speaker 1: don't think that's a good idea. I'm a body waxer, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I'm primarily focused on Brazilian body waxes. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that's a kind of a private area. I don't think

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Speaker 1: we should show that to children. You know. We asked

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Speaker 1: all the students what their parents do for work, and

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Speaker 1: little Colton, your son said that you do Brazilian waxing,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't really does know that? Well, he says,

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Speaker 1: he said that you work at a spa or something.

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Speaker 1: And I guess his teacher she found out you did

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Speaker 1: some waxing or something like that, and she was the

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Speaker 1: one that said Brazilian, as he didn't. So I thought,

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Speaker 1: maybe you went to Brazil. Do you understand what a

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Speaker 1: Brazilian wax is? You know? I guess I don't. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was going to be a lesson in geography.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, yeah, definitely a lesson in geography on

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Speaker 1: the human body. M yeah, okay. My primary function is

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Speaker 1: to remove hair from private areas, as in like in

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Speaker 1: your pants. Oh whoa, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's not

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Speaker 1: going to work for an elementary school assembly. I mean, okay,

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Speaker 1: you know you say it wouldn't work, but I don't

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Speaker 1: think that bars you from coming in and telling people

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Speaker 1: about the job you do. That's actually a very interesting job.

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Speaker 1: And also, you know, I've been looking into that sort

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Speaker 1: of thing, and I feel like we could do a

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Speaker 1: two birds, one stone situation here. Actually, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is completely inappropriate and I can't believe that you

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Speaker 1: even think that a mother would be willing to do

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Speaker 1: such a stupid thing. Well, I think I'm about to

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Speaker 1: call the board of education. What was your name? Again? Well,

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Speaker 1: before I answer that, we can do that, doesn't your

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Speaker 1: mind at the assembly? It can be after sort of

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Speaker 1: you come in, you tell them okay, so I'm just

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Speaker 1: supposed to chit chat about it and then you get

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Speaker 1: a wax. I think that sounds great. Yes, I'm on board.

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Speaker 1: Oh that sounds amazing. Or better yet, let's skip the

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Speaker 1: assembly and go straight to your termination. I need your name.

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Speaker 1: What is your name? My name is Pete Eakins, and

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Speaker 1: I'm want to be administered Pete Eakins, Yes, Petekins Peakins, Peekins, yes, Pekins.

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Speaker 1: Oh if you name you don't think that my name

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Speaker 1: is actually Petekins? Is that the problem? I don't understand anything.

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Speaker 1: My name is not no, no, I don't really think

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Speaker 1: your name is Petekins. Excuse me, but that sounds made up.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well you're correct then, Oh because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewbil from The Jewil Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your friend Jessica set you up? How

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Right now? Like I was sweating, I

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Speaker 1: was so mad. She said that you do body waxing

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Speaker 1: and that you have kids in elementary school. Sorry for

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Speaker 1: you to combine two things and ask you to speak up,

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Speaker 1: career down. Oh my god, Jessica, I'm so getting you back.

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Speaker 1: This is not over what No, you can't get you back.

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Speaker 1: This was me, jess This needs more then Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand