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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Sam. This is a John your og

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Speaker 1: Okay Storytime podcast host, and we got some great stories

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Speaker 1: coming up. Before that, we have a quick two minute

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Speaker 1: break from the sponsors that keep the show a lot.

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Speaker 2: My mother in law gave me inappropriate birthday gifts, so

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Speaker 2: we walked out on her.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, maybe you want to walk in? Why am I

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Speaker 1: so small?

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Speaker 2: I off and hatter. Ope he starts off strong, longtime lurker,

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Speaker 2: first time poster, all that jazz. My mother in law

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Speaker 2: and I have never gotten along. My husband and I

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Speaker 2: were college sweethearts and got married three years ago. We've

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Speaker 2: been together for ten years total. No kids, no real

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Speaker 2: plans for kids right now because of my health. By

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Speaker 2: the way, this comes from Gray Whale Songs and if

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Speaker 2: you want to submit your own stories, go to the

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Speaker 2: r slash Okay Storytime stuffery. Though woods see, I was

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Speaker 2: diagnosed with cancer, a rare blood cancer. The treatment is

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Speaker 2: relatively light, though it's mostly maintenance. So dear husband and

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Speaker 2: I decided not to tell his family decided not to

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Speaker 2: tell the in laws because they're terrible. That's where we're at.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, I guess if they have a terrible,

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Speaker 1: terrible relationship there. I think that makes sense, but I

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Speaker 1: don't know. It's also terrible, yeah, terrible, terrible. Then maybe

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Speaker 1: I would just feel bad not tell my mom I

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Speaker 1: had cancer. You know, true, Well.

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Speaker 2: It's not you.

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Speaker 1: I know, it's not me, but I can't help. But

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Speaker 1: but just place myself in these stories.

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Speaker 2: It's true. That's true. So mostly because I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 2: that mother in law is a hypochondriac and as soon

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Speaker 2: as she hears about it, she'll suddenly have it the

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Speaker 2: next week two So effing exhausting. Anyways, back to the story.

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Speaker 2: My birthday was earlier this month. I didn't really want

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Speaker 2: to do too much, but dear husband wanted to take

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Speaker 2: me out to dinner, and somehow his parents decided to

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Speaker 2: tag along too. I have no clue why or how.

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming he mentioned it to his mom and passing

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Speaker 2: and she thought it would be fun to join it.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't called it from a billion miles away. Not m

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Speaker 2: gona be good.

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Speaker 1: Hubble space telescope eaten with the monster into space is

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Speaker 1: not fun.

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Speaker 2: Oh god. So dinner was good, as in the food

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Speaker 2: was good. Dear husband took me to my favorite place

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Speaker 2: in the city that has little sheerish curtains that wrap

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Speaker 2: around the booths, that make everything more romantic. Just what

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Speaker 2: you want with your seventy year old in laws. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: and intimate. Oh sadly, I had to see my mother

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Speaker 2: in law's face every time I looked. I'm looked up.

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Speaker 1: I looked up from smooching your.

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Speaker 2: Girl, and then you see granny, Yeah, big old granny

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Speaker 2: to face. Total mood removed from this planner. I almost

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Speaker 2: wanted to open the curtains because it was kind of awkward,

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Speaker 2: but I decided to drop it and focus on my

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Speaker 2: meal instead. After the waitress brought up our dessert, dear

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Speaker 2: husband said that he had a present for me when

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Speaker 2: we got home. Mother in law asked, why didn't bring it?

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is a kind of present that only happens

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Speaker 1: in the bedroom. Oh god, dear mother in law. Valentine's

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Speaker 1: Day coming up.

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Speaker 2: Call back to the title and what's about to happen?

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Speaker 2: But an I see in the comments. Dear husband got

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Speaker 2: a look on his face that I easily recognized the

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Speaker 2: do I tell her the truth or do I lie? Base?

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Speaker 2: He picked truth and told her that he did bring it,

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Speaker 2: but since they surprised and joined us, he thought he'd

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Speaker 2: give it to me at home. Why he even brought

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Speaker 2: it up, I will never know. Mother in law gets

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Speaker 2: all giddy and bouncing in her chair and says, open it,

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Speaker 2: open it, open it. Oh, she's like an effing four

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, she doesn't know what it is, so

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Speaker 1: maybe she's just really excited.

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Speaker 2: You know, Granny, you gotta listen. We talk about clear communications,

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Speaker 2: but every every once in a blue moon, you gotta

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Speaker 2: pick up on a hint. Yeah, you gotta pick up

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Speaker 2: you know, maybe she really didn't know.

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Speaker 3: She does know what it is and is still excited.

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Speaker 2: That would be concerning, terrifying. Yeah, Dierra's been shrugs, looks

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Speaker 2: at me for approval, and asked me to hand in

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Speaker 2: my purse. Confused, sneaky man had hit it in the

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Speaker 2: purse somewhere between the house and the restaurant. What a sweetie.

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Speaker 2: It was a very beautiful tennis bracelet with my favorite gemstones.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like that's fine to open up within

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Speaker 2: Sapphire's an amethys I gave him a hug, a quick

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Speaker 2: peck on the lips a big thank you we put

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Speaker 2: it on. It almost canceled out the bummer of the

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Speaker 2: in laws showing up. But then my mother in law

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Speaker 2: takes a giant effing needle and pops my happiness bubble

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Speaker 2: with one sentence, I brought a present for you too,

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Speaker 2: O pee.

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Speaker 1: Is that that's fine? No?

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Speaker 2: Why is that?

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't see anything bad right now? Crap

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Speaker 2: Mother in law reaches under the table and prevents me

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Speaker 2: and presents me with a box, like one of those

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Speaker 2: thin clothing boxes that the department stores put their shirts in.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking it was a blouse or something. I

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Speaker 2: could handle a blouse, but she has this canary eating

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Speaker 2: smile on her face and is giggling intermittently. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: definitely not a blouse. I opened the box, and if

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Speaker 2: you read the title, you know what horrors are awaiting

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Speaker 2: me in there, Lingerie.

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Speaker 1: You're that is a weird present. That is a weird present.

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Speaker 2: I will say, not as weird as the father in

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Speaker 2: law getting that for you, I guess.

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Speaker 1: So it could be worse. It could be worse. It

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Speaker 1: could be worse, but in front of everyone.

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Speaker 2: In the restaurant, in front of in front of the

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Speaker 2: fan car. Yep, yep.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess she just wants our little boy

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Speaker 2: God, who are you mothers? And why do you do?

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Speaker 1: This's just trying to set that alley oop, you know,

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Speaker 1: set the mood at dinner so I can can do

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Speaker 1: a slam dunk.

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Speaker 2: So he says, really, it's not like I even like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm trying to think of an inappropriate

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Speaker 2: time for a mother in law to buy her daughter

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Speaker 2: in law lingerie bridal shower. Maybe either way, it definitely

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Speaker 2: wasn't that just my birthday? I immediately blushed and I'm

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Speaker 2: pretty sure my mouth fell open. My mother in law,

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Speaker 2: Oh god, my mother in law started giggling more. Father

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Speaker 2: in law kept staring at his chocolate lava cake, not

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping to just disappear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, al he's worried.

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Speaker 1: It's just gonna just get gorge out.

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Speaker 3: His eyes getting ideas.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, dang, why are we one upping each other

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Speaker 2: in the worst way today?

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on, chili's lava cake? Tell me, tell

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Speaker 3: me that doesn't remind you know what it looks like.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it looks like.

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Speaker 2: So de your husband is looking at me with a

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Speaker 2: what the F? Face? It was a black cagey body

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Speaker 2: suit type of thing. If I'm being completely honest, It's

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Speaker 2: probably something I would have bought for myself. It was

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Speaker 2: definitely cute, but no way I would want it. Now

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Speaker 2: Now it's effing taint tainted.

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Speaker 1: Come on, just get over it. At least mother in

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Speaker 1: law has good taste.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Hey, I mean it could be worse.

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Speaker 1: She get a bad taste.

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Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. It could be a Corsett you know,

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Speaker 2: Victorian store or I guess.

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Speaker 1: Is it worse that she knows exactly what you want?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Why does she know exactly what her husbands want?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, snow Wolf says she snooped. She's been having a

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Speaker 1: little little cameras making sure her little boy's game is

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Speaker 1: just top notch. I, unfortunately wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got a little earpiece, oh son.

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Speaker 2: A little to the right slower You got? You got?

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Speaker 2: You guys thought I was bad. We've got We've got

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Speaker 2: like late night streams. Hey, Florida John is here, but

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Speaker 2: the furthest level of unhinged. That's his far where as

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Speaker 2: it goes grab the head. Okay, so mother in law whisper, squeals,

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Speaker 2: Hold it up, Hold it up. What that's what you

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Speaker 2: say to her son?

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Speaker 1: Come on, do you need one of those little blue

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Speaker 1: pills anymore?

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Speaker 2: What? No, we're in a restaurant. She kind of pounces

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Speaker 2: and says, but there's more underneath.

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Speaker 1: No, she doesn't need to give more. This is too much.

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Speaker 2: I reached down under the tainted lingerie, which was about

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Speaker 2: three times too big. By the way, thanks mother in law.

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Speaker 2: It's not like I'm sensitive about my weight or anything.

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Speaker 2: And they pull out an envelope. More open it, open it,

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Speaker 2: open it from the peanut gallery, mother in law. I

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Speaker 2: had to physically stop myself from rolling my eyes. I

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Speaker 2: opened the envelope and it was a handwritten note from

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Speaker 2: her announcing that she had bought me a three month

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Speaker 2: subscription to match dot com for a third a three

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Speaker 2: month subscription. I don't know if that's a subtle hint.

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Speaker 3: Like in three months, three months for what till it's

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Speaker 3: time to wrap it up, find a new lover?

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Speaker 1: No, No, I think I think of anything. She's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you could wear this nice lingerie to you and you

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Speaker 1: and hubbies new new match. You know you're looking for

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Speaker 1: a you're looking for a little little little unicorn.

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Speaker 3: You know, how many grand babies? Does she want?

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Speaker 1: A lot? He wants a lot?

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Speaker 2: You're right, because if there's more women than more grand babies,

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Speaker 2: you can you can have two women back at the

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Speaker 2: same time, and then you just keeps hair.

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Speaker 3: And then imagine they do a party of three even

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Speaker 3: more times. How many grand babies can you get the in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, You just keep you just keep adding people in.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Did I mention that I'm married to her son? Dear

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Speaker 2: husband was reading over my shoulder, and he snatched the

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Speaker 2: note out of my hand to read it over again.

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Speaker 2: I was really proud of him because he actually had

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Speaker 2: some spine and asked her what in the world was this?

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Speaker 2: They don't cuss. Cussing is very wrong. People who cuss

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Speaker 2: have the devil controlling the tongue.

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Speaker 1: Wait, and they're okay with a lingerie and party of

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Speaker 1: three's party of three.

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Speaker 2: Is of course some monages. Don't you say, don't you

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Speaker 2: dare say the word that's doodoo. But hey, you can

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Speaker 2: go cheat on your wife.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's ethical non monogamy. That's kind of what it

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Speaker 1: sounds like, real ethical.

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Speaker 2: Her smile fell, and she said that she thought I

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Speaker 2: could use it. Why you ask, because she's heard that

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Speaker 2: we've been arguing a lot more lately. She wanted me

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Speaker 2: to know that she supports me in singlehood and there's

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Speaker 2: plenty of fish in the sea. Don't worry. Ope, I'm

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Speaker 2: sure you'll find someone who's perfect for you.

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Speaker 1: Woo wait.

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Speaker 2: So yes, she heard arguing. She said, Hey, here's some lingerie,

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Speaker 2: here's a subscription match dot com. Good luck finding someone else.

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Speaker 2: You know, I've been with your with your son for

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, yep, dude, wild wild.

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Speaker 1: This mom is giving a laingeray at the dinner table.

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Speaker 2: Yep, this is wild. So logical, soological. Dear husband got

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Speaker 2: Maybe they got some credit, you know, around your You

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Speaker 2: know which one's worse.

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Speaker 1: So which one's worse Your mom giving you a subscription

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I will take the third because basically, what at least.

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Speaker 1: She's starting a piece of freaking work.

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Speaker 2: What a peach, and she thinks that she's twenty times

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Speaker 2: I like clear, concise and logical arguments. She likes semantics

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Speaker 2: so over this. What would you do if you were me?

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Speaker 2: And there is a I'll read a quick edit y'all

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Speaker 2: showed in cool. Thanks for taking the time to read

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Speaker 2: then we have the big update. I mean, we have

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Speaker 2: a big task.

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Speaker 1: In a I'm excited for the big update.

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Speaker 2: So basically, what should OPI do to answer question? Give

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Speaker 1: Mob needs a time out for sure?

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Speaker 2: For time out, and like, hey, if you do this again,

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Speaker 1: And I think it sounds like there hasn't been boundaries

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Speaker 2: Listen, mother in law needs to needs to wisen up

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Speaker 4: My dearest firstborn. I am deeply disappointed in your behavior

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Speaker 2: Never from you. Have you been sleeping well?

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Speaker 4: I am worried for you.

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Speaker 2: Perhaps she has been introducing you to the devil more

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Speaker 4: I pray for you every night. As your mother, I

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have no idea what she has.

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Speaker 4: Been telling people behind your back. She is sneaky.

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Speaker 2: My friend old Biddy from the church works at the hospital.

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Speaker 4: UH and has seen her coming and going a lot lately.

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Speaker 4: Is she on substances? I think that she is stealing

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Speaker 4: It is a common scam, and she is sneaky enough

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Speaker 4: more because you won't answer me when I call anymore.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. She's literally planting the seeds of deceits

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Speaker 1: I think this is uh uh, this is you got

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Speaker 1: But yeah again with a with a talk before. It's

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If if this kind of uh interaction happens again, it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The second, the second we hear see even the

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Speaker 1: The reason that we're trying to push for this like

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Speaker 2: And I also feel like it will one It gives

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Speaker 2: I'm basically gonna take a break from you for two

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Speaker 2: if anything changes, I'm gonna go. Now, at least it's

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Speaker 2: been so clearly communicated that they're like, Okay, I can't

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Speaker 1: Like it's yeah exactly, I mean it's it's it's actually justified.

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Speaker 1: It's actually it's actually justified. I think that's the point

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Speaker 2: Yes, agree back to Opie's muzzle laws letter, and you

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Speaker 5: Given her that knockoff bracelet. If you are still happy,

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Speaker 5: good stand up for yourself. I raised you to speak

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Speaker 4: My God, now you know what else to confront two Salonians.

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Speaker 1: Three three, Oh, my God, the Bible.

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Speaker 4: But the Lord is faithful, and he will strengthen.

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Speaker 2: And protect you from the evil one.

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Speaker 4: I only gave her that gift to let her know

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Speaker 4: now she knows I know I'm watching her. She will

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Speaker 4: hurt you, and I will not stand for it. When

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Speaker 4: you were born, I hurt you in my arms, kiss

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Speaker 4: So here I am listen.

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Speaker 2: To your mummy and let her go.

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Speaker 4: A divorce is less sinful than staying with the devil.

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Speaker 2: God will forgive you, dude, cap nuts.

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Speaker 1: She is a psycho, dude, and imagine like using the

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, the verse before that, and pray we

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Speaker 3: for not everyone has fail. Well, first off, she's evil

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Speaker 3: and wicked. You should read the first before that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should look in the mirror a little, mama.

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Speaker 2: Stop stop biting God's flow. Okay, at least be original.

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Speaker 2: At a bare minimum, you could go Daniel nine to nine.

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Speaker 2: We got another one. The Lord of God.

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Speaker 4: Is merciful and forgiving, even though we have rebelled against him.

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Speaker 4: I need you to come back home. Your father was

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Speaker 4: just diagnosed with deadly cancer and shingles. I need you

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Speaker 4: to come home and help her out.

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Speaker 1: She's trying, dude, She's using every trick in the book. First,

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Speaker 1: he's using the book, ye, the og book. And then

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Speaker 1: she's being like, oh, also, we have someone immediately ill

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Speaker 1: and you got to go and come with us and

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Speaker 4: They do not know how to help. Family is most important,

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Speaker 4: and if you will not help them, then brother on

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Speaker 4: LAWNTU will not go to college. He will stay at

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Speaker 4: Rather banger carry each other's burdens, and in this way

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Speaker 4: you will fulfill the law of Christ.

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00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,439
Speaker 2: Christ commands you to help.

438
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: Dude. I love how many Bible verses she dropping.

439
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 2: She I feel like she's just googling like random stuff

440
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 2: and just slapping this.

441
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 1: The thing is also like, I mean this. So when

442
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 1: I was working on the Amish farm, like and like

443
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,880
Speaker 1: was planning stuff with the other Amish kids, they would

444
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: just drop like Bible verses and and they're like chat,

445
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 1: and I didn't know how to respond, so I just

446
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 1: started dropping Bible versus back. So I think maybe OP

447
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: just start fights fire with fire, drop some like mean

448
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 1: Bible not mean, but like drop some just fire Bible

449
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: versus portant case.

450
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 2: I feel like OP would at least have the intellect

451
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 2: to understand understanding then use it. You know.

452
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 3: Also you could say Galatians six to five the three

453
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 3: verses later for each one should carry their own load.

454
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, stop worrying about my load and how

455
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: much I'm loading up.

456
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 2: That's right, I can carry this load.

457
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: Mom, Yeah, let me carry it. Yeah.

458
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 3: Also, have you prayed about it? Or we just were

459
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 3: signing Bible verses?

460
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: Are we do that?

461
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 2: Yeah? Surface spacious.

462
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 4: I will come over on Sunday after church to talk

463
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 4: over this more with you. Love you and see you soon,

464
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 4: Mommy and Daddy.

465
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 2: I I don't know where to begin. I'm sorry, but

466
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 2: cancer and shingles? Did that strike anyone else's weird? My

467
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 2: husband is all kinds of upset and wants to hear

468
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,239
Speaker 2: her out and help. If it's true, I get it,

469
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 2: but especially since she has a history of copying others diagnoses,

470
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 2: I'm feeling extra sketch. F Ugh, I knew she would

471
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 2: pull some crap like this. A quick edit. I forgot

472
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 2: to address this in my last post and hear no

473
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 2: contact isn't currently an option for us because of the

474
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 2: brother in laws. The husband's brothers both brother in law

475
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 2: still live at home with her. Brother in law too

476
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 2: is going to college in the fall, graduating high school soon.

477
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 2: Brother in law one is a professional student and still

478
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 2: in college. To catching brother in law one catches shrapnel

479
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 2: over there. Neither of them realizes they can tell her

480
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 2: not yet. She checks their phones and emails.

481
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,199
Speaker 1: Oh my god, emails dude, she is a helicopter in.

482
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 2: I mean she she went, she upgraded from helicopter just

483
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 2: full NSA like she is just in every.

484
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: I mean, she's like omnipotent at this point.

485
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 2: Omnipotent.

486
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: Omnipotent. She knows when you're sleeping, Who knows when you're awake?

487
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: Who knows that that lingerie is making a Valentine's date.

488
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 2: Getting a bun in the oven to bank So they're

489
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 2: not even allowed to close their room doors. They have

490
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 2: to tell her where they're going before they leave the house.

491
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: And while I can't prove it, I think she's tracking

492
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 2: them because they refuse to go anywhere other than where

493
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 2: they've told her. Dude, low key, I'm like, can we

494
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 2: call like adult Protective Services or somebody? Because this is

495
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 2: this is getting crazy. Dear husband and I have been

496
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 2: their safe spot. We've taught them about the birds and

497
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 2: the bees because she refused. We taught brother in law

498
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 2: how to drink responsibly because he wanted to join a

499
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 2: fraternity and we didn't want him to get booze poisoning.

500
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,400
Speaker 2: They feel comfortable asking us questions and telling us things

501
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: that they can't tell their parents. I'm not going to

502
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 2: take that away from them, especially not from brother in

503
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 2: law too, because he is the black sheep of the family.

504
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: He gets the brunt of mother in law even more

505
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 2: than everyone else, which is crazy.

506
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 1: How much she's already doing like that is too much,

507
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: too much.

508
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 2: All of this is where dear husband is coming from too.

509
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 2: And yes, it took him a long time to break

510
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: away from his mother, so he understands them more than

511
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 2: I do. Plus he really loves his dad and doesn't

512
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 2: want to abandon him either. It's sadly not as black

513
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 2: and white as everyone I know, including myself, as what

514
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 2: that would be. Like. One more thing, father in law

515
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: isn't allowed to have.

516
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: A cell phone, even he falls under the jurisdiction.

517
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 2: How does it keep getting worse?

518
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 3: Okay, some of this stuff happened to me. My grandfather

519
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 3: does have a cell phone. He's not not not not

520
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 3: allowed to. But that doesn't sound too crazy.

521
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, he's he's that's different. That's okay.

522
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: Okay, this this means he's like whipped.

523
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 2: I mean to the to the extent of like blink twice.

524
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 2: If you're if you're doing good, for the love of God,

525
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 2: we're injuring that no wonder. He looked down at the cake.

526
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 1: He's just like like, yes, ma'am, yes, wife, whatever you say.

527
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 2: What you say, wife, Maybe I can have one text.

528
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 2: If I'm a good boy tonight, I.

529
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: Take my letter to the carry out pigeon. This is allowed, Mama.

530
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 2: I'll use disappearing in to make it fun and make

531
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 2: it special. Our only hope is to catch him at

532
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 2: home alone while she is not out with while she's

533
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: out with her girlfriends. She's usually at a brunch or

534
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 2: lunch after church with the old biddies. But since she's

535
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 2: planning on coming here tomorrow, I don't know if that's

536
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 2: after lunch or if she's canceled it to come and

537
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: harass us. I'm sorry, guys, I'm not trying to be difficult,

538
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 2: a difficult which. It's just a hard situation, and unlike

539
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 2: anything I've ever been in before, I really do appreciate

540
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 2: at least the camaraderie, even if it feels like there's

541
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 2: no reasonable options to offer. Again, I'm really sorry. I

542
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 2: feel bad for frustrating people with my problems. I've got

543
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 2: personal messages calling me uncooperative, and I promise I'm not

544
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 2: trying to be It is just Cray Cray complicated. We

545
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: have some comments from the people, but really quick, I

546
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: think I understand the uh trickiness of helping out the

547
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 2: two brothers, which it seems like one's graduating high school,

548
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 2: one seems to be older.

549
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: Like Opie doesn't want to cut off the brothers from support.

550
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:52,719
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to right. I think that, uh, this

551
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: isn't a perfect solution, but just one thing to do

552
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 2: is go to both of the brothers and just be like, hey, guys,

553
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 2: I know it's like expensive, but I would start planning

554
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 2: and saving now to move out, because my God, will

555
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 2: you have a different life being able to live on

556
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: Let let let husbands speak to it. It's like, hey, listen,

557
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 2: that's my mom too. I'm now living living with with

558
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 2: op with my wife. This is a ten thousand times

559
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 2: better scenario for yourself, and like start preparing for it now,

560
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: because it's probably hard to think while they're in the

561
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: mom vortex of like breaking away. I think I think

562
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 2: they got to be the ones like, hey, there is

563
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: a path, but start saving and getting ready now. Yeah.

564
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 2: I agree.

565
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 3: I've seen similar people kind of go through, maybe not

566
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 3: to this magnitude, yeah, but things like that where.

567
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: They're a lighter version, maybe a lot.

568
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 3: Of version, and like you know, they're in a Christian household,

569
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: and usually like whenever they're not allowed to like talk

570
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 3: talk about certain things or everything, they kind of get

571
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 3: out of hand. Like I'm so glad they warn them about,

572
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 3: you know, boo poisoning, like beer poisoning, cause like you

573
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 3: probably would have been like, I'm a drink until I

574
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 3: can't stand anymore, and who knows what would have happened

575
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 3: exactly exactly, I.

576
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: Mean you wake up the next day, yeah, acking and

577
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: then he eric, where was.

578
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: I Yeah, talking from a it sounds like a for

579
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 2: sure from experience. Well, we got some relevant comments we're

580
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 2: gonna dive into. So commentar number one, old biddy is

581
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 2: breaking hip a laws, the medical laws if you're in

582
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: the States, and and they take that very seriously. Any

583
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 2: way to rescue the brother in laws from her abuse,

584
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: how much longer do they have to deal with their crap?

585
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 2: Father in law is an adult, so there's less you

586
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 2: can do about him if he's deciding to live under

587
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 2: mother in law's thumb. It seems like this is more

588
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 2: of a matter of counting down the clock than one

589
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 2: immediate note contact to give in the restraints you've outlined,

590
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: Opie response. It's definitely a counting down the clock type situation,

591
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 2: just because both of us obviously really care and want

592
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 2: to be there for his brothers when they finally realize

593
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: they can tell mommy, no. We just don't know when

594
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 2: that clock will end. Brother in law one is already

595
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: in adults. Brother in law two is great graduating high

596
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 2: school this month. Both our slash will be attending university

597
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 2: where both father in law and I work. While that

598
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 2: complicates it even more wow, uh, OPI and the father

599
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 2: in law work together and where mother in law used

600
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 2: to work, it's obviously mostly brother in law two that

601
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 2: we're most concerned about helping right now, Even though brother

602
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 2: in law one is an adult and should be able

603
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 2: to handle himself. How he was raised has seriously stunted

604
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 2: his mental and emotional age.

605
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: Hmmm, that makes sense.

606
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,719
Speaker 2: He still lives at home and won't go anywhere that

607
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 2: deviates from what mommy says is okay, it's really hard

608
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 2: for me to watch. Dear husband did the same thing

609
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 2: when we were first dating, like the first few years,

610
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 2: and he still often finds himself slipping into old habits

611
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 2: and he's the most rebellious of the three. Oh, he

612
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 2: married his wife and moved in with her.

613
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: Crazy.

614
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 2: You'll be happy to know I've reported her to the hospital.

615
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: Oh, for a violation of HIPPA.

616
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 2: They said they were glad I told them and that

617
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 2: they would take care of it. I don't know what

618
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 2: their plane is exactly, but she wasn't there when I

619
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 2: went in for an appointment last week. And we have

620
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: another update.

621
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: Oh, another update.

622
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we have maybe even even more.

623
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it sounds like no contact is not an

624
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: option because you want to stay. But I still think

625
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: you can give the support that is needed for the

626
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: brothers while going low contact.

627
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 2: I agree, And yeah, I think you got to like

628
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 2: just really really really hammer home the message to the

629
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 2: brothers is like leave.

630
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: Nicole h says, Do they work at BUYU? Is that

631
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: the college?

632
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 2: Possible?

633
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

634
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 2: Because families, like literally the whole family work there. Yeah,

635
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 2: it could be, It really really could be. But let's

636
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 2: get into updates number two.

637
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,080
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638
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,760
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640
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Speaker 2: Okay, so this is gonna be relatively short because dear

641
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 2: husband and I have a lot to talk about, but

642
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 2: I needed some time to decomp us first, and my

643
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 2: way of decompressing is type. In all this crapout, Mother

644
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: in law came after church, just like she threatened in

645
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: her letter. Dear husband called the house to try to

646
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 2: talk to father in law around the time he knew

647
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: she should be headed this way, but brother in law

648
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 2: too informed us that father in law was coming as well. Awesome,

649
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 2: dear husband and I decided to throw keeping my health

650
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: a secret out the window. I donned a surgical mask

651
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 2: and we agreed to not let them in the house,

652
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 2: just in case. No one here should be surprised that

653
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 2: deadly cancer and shingles was a massive exaggeration. Father in

654
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 2: law has a rash on his flank and back. That's it.

655
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: He hasn't even gone to the doctor yet. He has

656
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 2: an appointment with his primary care physician on Monday. Mother

657
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: in law flipped her lid when we told her the

658
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 2: reason I was in a mask and we were on

659
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: the porch was because I gosp do have cancer. She

660
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: called me a copycat and drama queen. How effing rich

661
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 2: is that? Which sucks because she's always the one copying people.

662
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 2: But it just so happened that like Opie literally did

663
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 2: have cancer. They previously decided not to tell her, and

664
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: now she gets to be like, WHOA.

665
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: This is infuriating.

666
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 2: I asked her what her hospital friend told her, and

667
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 2: she continued to exist, insists that I was a pill thief.

668
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: So who knows either way? I'm still calling my on

669
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 2: colleges tomorrow and letting her know. Father in law didn't

670
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 2: know that. Mother in law had threatened to keep a

671
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 2: brother in law too, brother too away from college if

672
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 2: dear husband didn't return her home. Wow, this was the

673
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 2: first time I've seen him look mad in her presence.

674
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 2: He told her that would never happen and practically begged

675
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 2: us not to worry about it. Mother in law brushed

676
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 2: him off and said it was a joke. It was

677
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 2: a joke. Typical. Excuse me while I go find my eyes,

678
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 2: which just rolled right off. I roll to the maximum.

679
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, well, at least at the very least,

680
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: I feel like father in law is now pushing back.

681
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: I feel like he's had a little spaghetti noodle spine

682
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: for the first half of the story or up until

683
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: this point. Really and now finally like this. I feel

684
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: like his his spine is is slowly like the waters

685
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: leaving it, and it's turning into like the spaghetti spaghetti

686
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: right before you put it in the pot. You know,

687
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: it's like before the pot is like nice and firm,

688
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: and it's still breakable, like it's not like but he's

689
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: getting there. But it's getting there, you know. It's it's

690
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: increasing in uh uh in lack of just noodleliness.

691
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 2: Where we might get to the point where we can't

692
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: break it in half.

693
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I mean, uh hopefully, Well, one day,

694
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: one day, we can only dream, we can only dream,

695
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 1: we'll see this.

696
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: Might this might be his never long bottom moment. Shout

697
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 2: out to Harry Potter. Mother in law also went on

698
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 2: this really dimented tirade about how rude I was for

699
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 2: not taking her birthday present home, just like we assumed.

700
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 2: She tried to say it was a joke. It was

701
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 2: a joke. Apparently the whole letter was also a joke.

702
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that was that was so funny.

703
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't she become a meet comedian?

704
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: Mom drop all these jokes old Bible verses, Everyone will laugh.

705
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 2: I did bring up that her pastor would probably not

706
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: how would not like how strongly she was advocated tell

707
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 2: her pastor, honor fire.

708
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 1: Let's go get it kicked out.

709
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 2: Dude, you're giving her lingerie, you're signing her from match

710
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 2: dot com. She's married, and you're pushing for Oh, dude,

711
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: should kicked out of the church.

712
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you could be good because if you go

713
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 3: up to her say hey, this is wrong, and then

714
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 3: you bring a couple of friends, Hey this is wrong,

715
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 3: and she still doesn't listen, you can bring you to

716
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 3: the church. Get it kicked out.

717
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: I will go straight to the church asap.

718
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 3: Well. The Bible says you you have to do three steps.

719
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 3: It's like you talk to them one on one. If

720
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 3: they don't listen, you talk to them with a group

721
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 3: of friends.

722
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: They already talked to them one on one group of friends.

723
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 2: Were in a group right now. Yeah we're brothers.

724
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, yeah, we're in a group. She's not listening. Okay, Okay,

725
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: I think I think we can go all the way

726
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 1: to the top.

727
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: We've got the fast pass lace.

728
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, straight.

729
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 2: To the big boss. She looked like she wanted to

730
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 2: snap my head off, but after glancing at dear husband

731
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 2: and seeing his strong face. She immediately switched from anger

732
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 2: to crying and grabbed dear husband's hands. She said that

733
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 2: she worried for his salvation and that she would stop

734
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: joking about me being the devil if I would prove

735
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 2: it to her and be baptized in her church. What

736
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 2: At this point I decide and said that I would

737
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 2: think about it. I just wanted her to stop. I

738
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 2: told her that all I wanted was for us to

739
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: all get along, and especially given my health, I would

740
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 2: really appreciate it if she would back off. Dear husband

741
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 2: backed me up and said that her Shanigan's we're only

742
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 2: adding to our stress. He also told her that we

743
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 2: haven't been fighting, We've just been spending more time together

744
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 2: since my diagnosis. Yeah, he's not answering your calls because

745
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 2: he's spending time with his wife who has cancer. A

746
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 2: mother in law. Looks like we did the old one? Dude,

747
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 2: did we do tour straight in the guts? She sniffled

748
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 2: and said that she guessed if I couldn't handle her

749
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 2: sense of humor.

750
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: But he's not humor. You're gaslighting everyone.

751
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 2: Honestly, Honestly, I want to get a I want to

752
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,839
Speaker 2: do the church thing right afterwards. I want to get

753
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 2: a comedic tour agent a comment to her agent to

754
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 2: pay him to say, hey, listen, listen, lady, you got talent.

755
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 2: I've been hearing all the jokes you've been telling. Yeah,

756
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: and we're about to put you in theaters one, two,

757
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 2: three thousand people, and we're gonna just let you go.

758
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: We're just gonna let you just do your thing.

759
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: But ideally maybe in like a t where they stone

760
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: bad comedians.

761
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 2: God, I was tomatoes.

762
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone does tomatoes. I think it's

763
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: it's like the classic thing.

764
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was so.

765
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like nineteen hundreds. I think ye.

766
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 2: Now stones is more recent.

767
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: Well, no, the people are still using stones. Stones are

768
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: the original people are still using stones. It's either there's

769
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 1: no way between. It's either booze or stones or booze.

770
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's do some some good old fashioned booze.

771
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 2: Don't destroy her, destroy her, you know, I want to

772
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,479
Speaker 2: sense itself for pride. Listen, she's got a lot of pride.

773
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 2: That's that's a sin.

774
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: I think we need to break it up her.

775
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 2: All right. While Sam creates a new stolen golden rule

776
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 2: around new stone rule, she said, if I couldn't handle

777
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 2: her sense of humor, then maybe she just wouldn't joke

778
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 2: with me anymore. Thank you, I would love that perfect

779
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 2: Take your passive aggressive crap and stuff it. We click it.

780
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 2: We quickly discussed brother two's upcoming high school graduation party

781
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 2: with the whole family. She suggested that I not go

782
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 2: because of the cancer, and we're back. That took all

783
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 2: of point one seconds. Yeah, I told her, it's crazy.

784
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: Just one little like a ring around the rosie.

785
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 2: Come on, infinite, I told her no way in heck

786
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: when I missed that. Brother in law two has already

787
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 2: told me how much it means to him that I

788
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: would be there. He sees me as a supportive big sister,

789
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 2: and I refuse to let her scare me out of

790
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 2: being there for him. Of course I didn't say that.

791
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 2: I just told her that my cancer isn't contagious, and

792
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 2: my doctor says that as long as I feel well,

793
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 2: I can continue living my life. How I like.

794
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 1: Okay, CBF means certified bunk funk.

795
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like.

796
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,439
Speaker 1: Bunk funk.

797
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 2: It sounds like a new genre I want to start.

798
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 2: Oh well, Opie says. Dear husband told her that we

799
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 2: have lunch plans and we have to go. He hugged

800
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 2: father in law and asked him to please let us

801
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 2: know Monday what the doctor says again about the rash

802
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 2: not cancer, and jingles. Mother in law hoffed on out

803
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 2: to her car and barked at father in law to

804
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 2: come along when he went to hug me. She's such

805
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 2: a witch man. People have asked for a backstory and

806
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 2: how we all got to this place, and I'll write

807
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 2: it out after dear husband and I get a chance

808
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: to talk about all of the current crap. Turns out

809
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 2: writing is very cathartic for me, and getting advice about

810
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 2: prior crap would not only benefit me, but others in

811
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 2: my situation that are reading. Everyone who's commented on my

812
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 2: post with uplifting advice and comments, Thank you, thank you,

813
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 2: thank you. You have no idea how helpful it is

814
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 2: for me. The whole thing with mother in law has

815
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,919
Speaker 2: felt very lonely, and talking about it with people here

816
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 2: is such a relief. It means the world to me. Also,

817
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 2: anyone who thinks I'm faking it in the comments. As

818
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 2: you can see in my profile, I've been on Reddit

819
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 2: for over a year.

820
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got credit I got. I got karma.

821
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,439
Speaker 2: M mostly reading in this form for advice. Didn't post

822
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 2: here before my dinner incidents because I didn't feel like

823
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 2: she was bad enough for some of the mother in

824
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: laws out there. And I also didn't feel like I

825
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: was good enough as some of the daughter in laws

826
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 2: here with shiny spines and excellent comebacks. I'm not good

827
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 2: with confrontation, especially with her. I did read some of

828
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 2: the stories my life is being compared to, but I

829
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: guessed I missed the big fake reveal. Either way, the

830
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 2: fact that my husband is two brothers that we love

831
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: and want to help however we can does not mean

832
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 2: my life is a lie. My dad has two younger brothers.

833
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 2: Too many have two younger siblings.

834
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: We got an update three, We.

835
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 2: Got an update three coming up. We got an UPDA

836
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,240
Speaker 2: three coming ab. So keep your seat belts buckled, keep buckle.

837
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 3: I say, you know, play a little devil and spread

838
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 3: some rumors around the church and then step away.

839
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: Some church rumors. They wouldn't do that. They wouldn't spread gossip.

840
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, they definitely would not gossip.

841
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 2: Where the gospel is I love the gospel.

842
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 3: Gossip or you don't even have to go cherges, go

843
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 3: to herresser.

844
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 1: It's true.

845
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 2: Oh and also he says, we're not going to adopt them,

846
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 2: not gonna adopt the brothers. I can never imagine mother

847
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 2: in law randomly abandoning them. She's insanely possessive. Why would

848
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 2: she do that? And yes, kids that are treated the

849
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 2: way mother in law raised her boys are very hesitant

850
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 2: about making their parents angry and triggering a rampage from them,

851
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: even if those kids should have grown up already. Please,

852
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 2: I understand people being hesitant after finding out people relying

853
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 2: on here. That's sick and infuriating. Ask me any question

854
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,439
Speaker 2: you want. I'll try to answer them all. But please

855
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 2: don't go to the other side and talk crap about me.

856
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 2: It reminds me too much of my gossipy mother in law.

857
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 2: And we have update number three. Do we have any

858
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 2: predictions any conspiracy theory? Icee us going into what I

859
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 2: believe is the final chapter.

860
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I think we can predict with some level

861
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,760
Speaker 1: of certainty that the mother in law is not done

862
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: with her shenanigans. The shenanigans will continue until the day

863
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: that she is relieved from her duty of being a

864
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: mother in law. So I think we're in for a

865
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: little bit more of the same.

866
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you know what long long long shot

867
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 2: I've been I've been going for the long shot conspiracy

868
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 2: theories lately. You know, when they start with something like

869
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 2: pretty awful and then they end up in jail hip

870
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 2: of violations. Okay, I I'm just gonna I'm just gonna

871
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,439
Speaker 2: yeat a jail. I'm gonna yeat a jail.

872
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: Conspiracy theory out there, damn all right, I'm ready. I'm

873
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: ready to see some jail, right, already, some some jail.

874
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: Well, let's see it. An update number three. Hey guys,

875
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Hey, I'm sorry it's been so long for

876
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 2: this update. It's been a busy week. Also, I know

877
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: I understand the need for nicknames. I'm calling her the

878
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 2: lingerie and mother in law buying prank. Mother in law

879
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 2: doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. That didn't at all.

880
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 2: And I know a lot of people don't want to

881
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 2: read a backstory, but it would obviously be best if

882
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 2: everyone knew which crazy twatch they were reading about slash

883
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 2: advising about this time. I'm not too good at this,

884
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,919
Speaker 2: but I'll try to think up one for you. Guys

885
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 2: to make it less worthy and straight to the point

886
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 2: next time. So first things first, head update, I did

887
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 2: report the nosy biddy who works at the hospital, her

888
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 2: mother in law's agent who was spilling the beans. Yep,

889
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 2: they were very apologetic and told me that they would

890
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: get taken care of.

891
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: I'll theygive it. Put some of the mad shoes on

892
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: that mother in law. Oh God, make us sleep with

893
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: the fishes.

894
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 2: Oh baby. I obviously have no idea what they're doing

895
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: exactly to take care of it, but I didn't see

896
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 2: her at the hospital when I went in last Friday

897
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 2: for my latest blood letting session. Hopefully she's learned her

898
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 2: lesson with whatever they did to her. As for lovely

899
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 2: mother in law, as I mentioned in my last post,

900
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 2: father in law just had a rash most likely definitely

901
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 2: not deadly cancer and shingles. Well maybe shingles, but no

902
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 2: way is this tiny rash whatever the heck deadly cancer

903
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 2: was supposed to mean. Everyone I roll with me at once.

904
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 2: I know he went to the doctor, but we surprisingly

905
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 2: haven't heard anything back yet. I'm guessing that means good

906
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 2: news that the whole thing was probably a ruse set

907
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 2: up by mother in law. To try and trick us

908
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 2: read deer husband into forgiving her since she found out

909
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 2: about my cancer. No, you see, the sad part is

910
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 2: that deer husband is already slipping and wants to just

911
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 2: act like everything's normal. So he's our spines are back

912
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 2: to water again from from the spaghetti and cook spaghetti.

913
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: Dude, grow a freaking' spine? Yeah, this is why why

914
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: can't he? Honestly, this is this is getting what's wrong

915
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: with this guy?

916
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 2: If this continues, this is getting into the territory of like, hey,

917
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can be with you if

918
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 2: you're not going to stand up and you know, get

919
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 2: some space and distance. Come on, But I guess I'm

920
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: not allowed to talk about that here, am I Is

921
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 2: it okay if I post on just so single? I

922
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 2: don't know even if I'm posting, and I'm not sure

923
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 2: I make it just a complete just no. I think

924
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 2: I've seen people here do that before. But I can't remember.

925
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 2: My memory isn't what it used to be. I practically

926
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: have a photographic memory now. It's like if it wasn't

927
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 2: significant or don't write it down, it just poofs into

928
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: never never land. And I don't want to span the forms.

929
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 2: There's obviously many people with many other problems. This coming

930
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 2: weekend is the graduation party for brother in law too,

931
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 2: and I know dear husband wants to go. I want

932
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: to go too. I love the kid, and I don't

933
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 2: want to let him down. I also want don't want

934
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 2: to deal with the effing kraken in middle aged lady form.

935
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: So decisions decisions. Should we go to the party or

936
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 2: NA go to the party or nah. I don't think

937
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 2: it necessarily moves the needle on helping anything.

938
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: No, but I just want to make sure that the

939
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: brothers feel supported.

940
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it is his I believe it's this graduation party.

941
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like I feel like, you know, if you

942
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 1: don't go, that's who's I think it's punishing the brother

943
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: more than it is the parents.

944
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 2: I think you're right, you know, I think you're right

945
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 2: because if it was just a random like, oh we're

946
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 2: getting together, we're doing like a backyard barbecue, skip it,

947
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 2: don't deal with mother in law. But this is gonna

948
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 2: mean it's gonna mean the world to him. Yeah, seventy

949
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 2: five percent of chapter I.

950
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: Would go to the party of the party. It's your

951
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: it's mostly for your brother.

952
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 2: There we go, there we go. So that's where. That's

953
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: where we've landed. But let's see what you land After

954
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,800
Speaker 2: all that being said, quite a few people asked how

955
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 2: it all started between me and my ballsy mother in

956
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 2: law my post. I have an effing decades worth of

957
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: stories at this point, but I will start with the beginning,

958
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 2: although it's a little bit nighn comparatively. Dear husband and

959
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 2: I met at work ten years back. We both had

960
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 2: summer jobs at the large theme park in our state's

961
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: big city. Dude, if it's b yu.

962
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 3: Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, were

963
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 3: you working at Dollywood? Because I mean, like this makes sense.

964
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 3: They work at Dollywood, they go to like a Baptist

965
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 3: church or like some not Pescatarian Presbyterian church, something like that,

966
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 3: and this happens, you got like a crazy you meet

967
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 3: a mad old lady.

968
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: Dude, this could be your hometown.

969
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 2: I could see it is I could see it. Here's

970
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: John here, og host here. We're gonna get back to

971
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 2: the stories, but here's a quick three minute break of

972
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 2: ass from our sponsors. It was his second year there,

973
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 2: it was my first so he wound up being my mentor.

974
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 2: We were dating within a month. Both of us were

975
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 2: in college, but I was his first girlfriend, and for

976
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 2: the life of me, I could not figure out why

977
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: until I read his parents, which ended up happening way

978
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 2: earlier than either of us expected. So we were both

979
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 2: living with our parents for the summer, well him full time,

980
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 2: but that's another story. And as fate would have it,

981
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 2: our parents lived only a neighborhood apart, literally one major

982
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 2: street separating us. So one night after work, at the

983
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 2: beginning of our official dating day, dear husband is making

984
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 2: fun of the way I drove home. Apparently his way

985
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,919
Speaker 2: was better or something. He told me that he would

986
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 2: show me the right way to drive home from the

987
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 2: city and to follow him. Okay, so I'm behind him

988
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 2: the whole way back until we get to that major

989
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 2: street and then he turns right into his neighborhood. I

990
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 2: drive straight through and go left, and to mind, he

991
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 2: doesn't see me go left though, he just sees me

992
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 2: go straight. The next morning, we both show up for

993
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 2: our ship and he starts giving me crap about how

994
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 2: I didn't do it right. I didn't follow him all

995
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 2: the way home, you see, he thought I lived in

996
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 2: the neighborhood behind his now in front. He was expecting

997
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 2: me to use his neighborhood as a shortcut, basically, but

998
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 2: he never said that, so I didn't know, and that's

999
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 2: why that's what he thought. I was just thinking, Okay,

1000
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 2: this kid wants me to come over to his house

1001
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 2: a game on. Well that afternoon, we leave at the

1002
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 2: same time once again, drive behind him. This time I

1003
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 2: do as he says. I fall him all the way home,

1004
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 2: literally to his driveway, and I'm laughing as I get

1005
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 2: out of the car, picking on him for telling me

1006
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: to do this, and how this look of horror was

1007
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 2: on his face, and he just starts whispering for me

1008
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 2: to leave. Now I don't.

1009
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: I don't know cute yet.

1010
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 2: The beast is home.

1011
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: She's slithering hope, he's saying, how they met?

1012
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 2: I So what we're happening right now is the fateful

1013
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 2: day that this all began. Mother in law is slinking,

1014
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 2: her claws dragging against the hard tile behind the door,

1015
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 2: and and he's literally is like, run run because she's

1016
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 2: at his house.

1017
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 1: Now.

1018
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 2: Booky, if mother in law comes out, it's gonna be

1019
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 2: game over. I'm totally confused. But obviously I've done something wrong,

1020
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 2: So I start apologizing, backing up to my car when

1021
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 2: I hear this screech of come from the front door. Confirmed. Uh,

1022
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be right there, because only dogs could hear

1023
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 2: that effing pitch.

1024
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 3: But sh I get it.

1025
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 2: His mom comes rushing around the corner, arms out ready

1026
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 2: for a hug, and I swear stops passed away in

1027
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 2: her tracks, and her face falls when she sees that

1028
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 2: he's not alone, and worse, there's a girl with him.

1029
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't share my He's gonna be taken away.

1030
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 2: I can. I can never forget how big of a

1031
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 2: tone change there was when she stopped and said, who

1032
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:31,280
Speaker 2: ah you to me? Dude? I totally I about crapped

1033
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,879
Speaker 2: my pants. She was scary as heck, but I tried

1034
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 2: to play it off, and I said I was a

1035
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 2: coworker of dear husbands and O wouldn't you know see

1036
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 2: my parents live right across the street. And he told

1037
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 2: me to follow him all the way home. See here

1038
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 2: I am. Huh so I did? She cut me off

1039
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 2: and turned to him to ask him why would he

1040
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 2: invite a girl over without asking her permission first? Huh?

1041
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 2: Isn't he on like two year two of college when

1042
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 2: he said that he didn't invite me over, I swear

1043
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 2: smoke started coming out of her ears because now I

1044
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 2: was a liar and a stalker and I followed him

1045
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 2: home for no reason. I will say, I'm now seeing

1046
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 2: why she gave the gift of the laundry in match

1047
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,439
Speaker 2: dot com.

1048
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: Because she thought she was like stalking.

1049
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 2: From the first from the first second she met her,

1050
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 2: she just decided that, like, I mean, it would have

1051
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 2: been any woman, but like and then especially the way

1052
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 2: she's like, oh, yeah, I followed him home. She's like, oh,

1053
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 2: you're a stalker.

1054
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: Oh, and she's never let go of that.

1055
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 2: Never, Never, what happened?

1056
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 3: What happened to like opening people with loving arms?

1057
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 2: Nope, no, no, no, we have to turn them away.

1058
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 2: You want bread, you get eat dirt. Dirt's delicious. It's

1059
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 2: full of minerals. That's that's what mother in law said.

1060
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 2: Mother in law was Jesus.

1061
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: Dirt my brothers and sisters.

1062
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 2: My brother and crassed pickupusses of hand of sand and

1063
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,280
Speaker 2: chomped down. So now I'm waving my arms while walking

1064
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 2: closer and saying no, no, no, that's not how I

1065
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 2: went at all. It's not what it looks like. I

1066
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 2: just wanted to shake her hand and meet formally and

1067
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 2: show her that I was a good girl. But I

1068
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 2: didn't know one thing. His mother hates tattoos like hate,

1069
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 2: hate hate tattoos. The photography team also worked the airbrush

1070
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 2: tattoo booth, and that day had been my day, so

1071
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 2: I had stamples of temporary tattoos all over my arms.

1072
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, airbrush kitten, the mob's gonna be like.

1073
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 4: And she has tattoos?

1074
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 2: Who is this floozy? Turns out that even even temporary

1075
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 2: spray paint tattoos are of the devil. And I had

1076
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 2: wondered why dear husband never had airbrush tattoos on like

1077
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 2: everyone else did when he worked at that booth, and

1078
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 2: me waving my colorful arms around just made everything ten

1079
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 2: times worse. She backed up quickly from me, recoiling like

1080
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 2: I was a copperhead striking at her. Her face scrunched

1081
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 2: and jumbled up so much it was practically unrecognizable. She

1082
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 2: stopped me from trying to take her hand hand and

1083
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 2: effing whispered, what ah, those guys devil on your arm?

1084
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 2: The devil exists? And he is an ambrush kitten named Whiskers. Guys,

1085
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,240
Speaker 2: I really don't think I could have been more shocked.

1086
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 2: I said, oh what, my arms like a dumb butt.

1087
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 2: But you cannot be a dumb butt. You can be

1088
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 2: the smartest parent cheeks this side of the Mississippi. And

1089
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 2: how would they do that? Sam?

1090
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 1: Here go look up Okay, story time wherever they get

1091
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: their podcast?

1092
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 2: Type it in, listen to full episodes of stories just

1093
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 2: like this. But ladies and gentlemen, we are quickly approaching

1094
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: the end of the story.

1095
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.

1096
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,959
Speaker 2: Let's say, what what should we do now? Knowing even

1097
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 2: more back? Do we just assume from the beginning? Yeah?

1098
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like this has been a problem

1099
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 1: for so long, from the inception of the relationship. And

1100
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm surprised they didn't put out boundaries earlier. That's what

1101
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:26,720
Speaker 1: I'm surprised.

1102
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like reading in between the lines, husband

1103
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 2: never really stood up very strongly before the incident with

1104
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 2: the Landerie.

1105
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 1: Know how to he man is a floppy sandwich.

1106
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 2: It was it was a I mean, she legit raised

1107
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 2: a cults of kids that would just not do what

1108
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 2: they what they think is right. Just what mommy, Just

1109
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 2: what mommy is?

1110
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 1: What mommy says, Mommy says, Simon says, what mommy says.

1111
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 2: Simon says, give me your location at all times.

1112
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:57,879
Speaker 1: Yep.

1113
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 2: And even if you're with your wife, that's terrible, that

1114
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 2: is full of sin. How dare you marry a woman

1115
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,959
Speaker 2: and stay faithful to her and have a beautiful, loving

1116
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 2: relationship and live together? Gross unaccepted.

1117
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: Honestly, let's see.

1118
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 2: Let's see our our end faithale here, our faith faithale.

1119
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 2: She starts backing up from me again, but she's talking

1120
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 2: to dear husband now, only this time in a low,

1121
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 2: growy whisper. She's telling him that he better make me

1122
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 2: leave and get inside right now. I was obviously a

1123
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 2: very bad girl who shouldn't be around him at all,

1124
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,720
Speaker 2: and if he wasn't inside within the next two minutes,

1125
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 2: she was going to call the police on me for

1126
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 2: trespassing on her property. What the actual f I rushed

1127
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 2: back to my car and said, it's no problem. I'm

1128
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 2: leaving right now, bye, dear husband, see you later, and

1129
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 2: I sped away as she stared at me from the doorway.

1130
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Speaker 2: When I got home, I told my mom what had happened,

1131
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 2: and there was no way in heck, I was going

1132
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 2: to continue dating that boy. His mom is crazy and

1133
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 2: that's how I first met future mother in law a

1134
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,879
Speaker 2: full non contact I.

1135
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: Mean, with this backstory, I'm like, or do why would

1136
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: you even want to know it? Not to divorce, but

1137
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,760
Speaker 1: with his backstory, I don't even know why you would

1138
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: like want to have this mother in law anywhere near

1139
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: your life like I would have. I feel like I

1140
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: would have cut her off way earlier. Yeah, this is

1141
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: this is Yike's territory, and I.

1142
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 2: Was thinking, like divorce if he because ten in ten years,

1143
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 2: he hasn't grown the backbone like he kind of needs to.

1144
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I schedule right now. Bye. But I mean

1145
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 2: if he if he can, that's great, But like, I

1146
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 2: don't know if Opie deserves another second after ten years

1147
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 2: of this.

1148
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so much. It's just so much. But

1149
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 1: I would love to know what you guys would do.

1150
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: Would you distance yourself from the mother in law even more?

1151
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: Would you go no contact? Low contact? Would you report

1152
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: this mother lot to the church? What would you do?

1153
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: I would love to know what you.

1154
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 2: Think, But that is sadly the end of this episode.

1155
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Speaker 1: So if you love us, make sure to subscribe.

1156
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Speaker 2: We love you and see you tomorrow.