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Speaker 1: Well, hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, sixteen,

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Speaker 1: episode three of The Daily Zeitgeist, a production of I

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Speaker 1: R Radio. This is a podcast, Like I said, every

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Speaker 1: time we go we could look at this, and we

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Speaker 1: go to a graveyard. We see the headstone it says

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Speaker 1: United States of America. We dig up the corpse, we

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Speaker 1: look inside the skull and goal what is going on

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Speaker 1: inside of your brain? America? And officially off the rip,

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Speaker 1: you know how it is what I say, fun Cooke

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Speaker 1: Brothers like as in the Cooke Brothers and Coke Industries

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Speaker 1: as in the Coke to Pus and also fun Foxers. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now it's Wednesday, January. My name is not Jacker. That's

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Speaker 1: usually where you would hear that. That's because my name

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Speaker 1: is actually it's Great a K. Hendy Laggins a K

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Speaker 1: Scrill Dan. Oh wow, that's a lot of eighties let

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Speaker 1: of falsetto in there. Oh yeah, and that's what I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing because yesterday when to my Cindy Lapper a K.

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Speaker 1: They were feeling the falsetto shout out to Chrispy Meme

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Speaker 1: donut Christie'm a Gucci manual the time it is and uh,

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Speaker 1: we know who it is, Walnut Chestnut Jr. At Water

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Speaker 1: Chestnut too on Twitter. Yeah, it sounds like a cool name.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a cool guy. Turns out he's not

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Speaker 1: a Walnut. I believe he's actually some form of state.

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Speaker 1: He's on the he's on the high seas and that

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Speaker 1: could have been him sipping a high seat. I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, Now who is that? Wait? Who? Who? Who

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Speaker 1: are you? Maybe you should announce yourself or I will

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Speaker 1: announce you. Today's special guest co host is none other

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Speaker 1: than the Lord of Chaos himself, Blake Wexlo. This is

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Speaker 1: Blake Wexler a k A. The Vince Vaughn Spawn a

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Speaker 1: L S. WHOA it's the Chaos boss himself l S.

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Speaker 1: What are you feeling good about that. That's a championship.

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Speaker 1: I feel good for the coach at Oderon. He had

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Speaker 1: like a rough career. People um made fun of him

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Speaker 1: a lot, and then he got to win a title

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Speaker 1: and then you know, it's a tragic thing that happened,

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Speaker 1: uh with the I believe that the defensive coordinator offensive

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Speaker 1: coordinator get family passed away in a light. There was

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Speaker 1: that private plane that crashed a few weeks ago. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, you have to feel good for those reasons. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not like tied to Ellen should get real so quick,

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Speaker 1: no matter when we talk about that's right, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of ship out a lot of ship out there.

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Speaker 1: Well you know what, Blake, thanks for thanks for filling in.

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Speaker 1: You know, Jack is there. He's doing his his thing

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Speaker 1: out there. This is a union job, and I'm in

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Speaker 1: the host the pod podcast union. Yeah. The dudes are

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Speaker 1: very cheap, Yeah they're and the healthcare ship yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think that you to pay your dues, you give a

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Speaker 1: promo code. It's true, some kind of product. Uh. Now,

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Speaker 1: now we have to talk about our guests. Who's in

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Speaker 1: the third seat, Like, oh, y'all are in for one?

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Speaker 1: Because Mr magnificient and himself, Mr Bigfoot Hunter himself, the

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Speaker 1: jetti of spaghetti crop like that, how are you guys? Hey,

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Speaker 1: you man, I'm glad to be here. Yeah, I'm real

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Speaker 1: glad to be here. Yeah, the yetti of spaghetti. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know where that came. Yeah, that's fine. Ever

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Speaker 1: since that Mount Saint Helen's thing you told us about

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Speaker 1: about all of them the big foot bodies, that word, um,

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Speaker 1: well you only eat posted in the woods. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Colbrew got me like, yeah, whatever, And you're not drinking

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Speaker 1: cold brew. You just you're being here to tell people,

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Speaker 1: had cold brew earlier. But now I'm having a moocha

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Speaker 1: because this show, can I say it? We're taping after noon, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and like usually I like to, you know, yeah, start

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Speaker 1: were you saying off Mike that you had a nervous

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Speaker 1: like I I'm working on my host I thank you

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Speaker 1: for bringing it up. Yeah, yes, I was hospitalized briefly.

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Speaker 1: it's disgusting. It's disgusting. But if if you want to

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Speaker 1: you know we ree butt them belly full? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: long Overdo impeachment trial. I'm talking about impeaching this creed

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Speaker 1: in with Felicity Huffman's daughter, because I've been worried about

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Speaker 1: Is she an actress? She acts like she goes to college? Excellent?

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Speaker 1: know he's been talking about this. He's the whole church

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Speaker 1: side because he's on a roster of people at this conference.

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Speaker 1: It's dark days. And if you're a Kindye West fan,

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Speaker 1: prepare yourself because he's no longer with the Rock. Uh,

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Speaker 1: he's with a different kind of rock, the Rock of Christ. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And it's wow, the cast of characters at this conference

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Speaker 1: he's at. It's something to behold now before we get

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Speaker 1: into that, Chris, Yeah, what's something from your shurch history

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Speaker 1: that's really about you? All? Right? Here we go, Here

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Speaker 1: we go. What's on YouTube? Baby? I think I have

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Speaker 1: but maybe not. Uh. This's this guy named him? I

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Speaker 1: think his name is New England Wildlife and more. Hold

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Speaker 1: on this New England and an emphasis on and more. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well here's the funny thing about this New England Wildlife

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Speaker 1: stuff he does if he does war rations. But he'll

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Speaker 1: I'm guilty of this stuff too. I'm just saying that

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Speaker 1: Joshua Tree. That's all fantastic. Amen to that. What's something

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Speaker 1: that's underrated? Underrated? Like being nice so your career goes well?

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Speaker 1: Nation underrated. Um oh, I put my my own advice column.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my advice column called the Advice King is

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Speaker 1: underrated and I've written like a hundred and twenty of

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Speaker 1: them and they're fucking probably the best stuff I do

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Speaker 1: and some of the meanest. Like the most recent one

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Speaker 1: is all about bro Country. The question was what bro

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Speaker 1: Country bar should I go to in Nashville? Because this

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Speaker 1: is to let people know, explain a little bit what

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Speaker 1: the advice calm is because you do that? Isn't that

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Speaker 1: out of a Nashville I used to live in Nashville.

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Speaker 1: I I um, I um. Like my band Chris Crofton

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Speaker 1: in the Alcohol Stunt Band was like a big local band,

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Speaker 1: so I was kind of a local celebrity. And then

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Speaker 1: yeah local god. Yeah like if yeah, if one night

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Speaker 1: uh uh so so I was a god and I

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Speaker 1: can't think of any other qualification on that way. Anyway, therapy,

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Speaker 1: Right now I'm getting into some really real So this

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Speaker 1: mocha is really all fuck. That's just then in music City,

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Speaker 1: so anywhere I moved out totally. Oh yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: alcoholics never come. Um. I was an alcoholic and by

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Speaker 1: the time I got the who got like secure enough

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Speaker 1: to ask a woman to come home to my house?

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Speaker 1: Like there was no question that I was, you know,

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Speaker 1: I would had to be. So I was so insecure.

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Speaker 1: I had to be so drunk in order to tell

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Speaker 1: a woman I liked her that I couldn't anyway, you

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Speaker 1: get the idea. That was getting a little too real.

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Speaker 1: So now it is just now, just now, I like

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Speaker 1: all the other stuff A good point. Okay, the trail

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Speaker 1: of unsatisfied sexfield partners that I mean, no, no, well

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Speaker 1: sometimes anyway, um U. I moved to l A and

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Speaker 1: I got my friend who wrote for uh, My friend Tracy,

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Speaker 1: who wrote for Jezebel, used to write for the Nashville Scene,

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Speaker 1: and she said, you should do an advice column if

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Speaker 1: you ever thought about doing that, because I bet the

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Speaker 1: Nashville Scene would give you one because they have one

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Speaker 1: like Henry Rollins has one, and you were kind of

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Speaker 1: like that kind of a person in Nashville, so they'll

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Speaker 1: probably give you one. And she immediately texted the editor

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Speaker 1: of the Nashville Scene, who was a person I knew,

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Speaker 1: and they said, hell yeah, so I I've had it

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Speaker 1: ever since since two thousand fourteen when I moved out here,

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Speaker 1: so I've been reading for five years and it's like

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Speaker 1: my favorite thing. Where can you find it anywhere? If

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Speaker 1: you google the Advice King. I got some videos that

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Speaker 1: I made where I read the columns out loud, and

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Speaker 1: then I've just got a billion of them online. So

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Speaker 1: if you if you google Criss crofton the Advice King,

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Speaker 1: you'll find a million of them, and there's some of

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Speaker 1: my favorite things I've ever done because I'm forced to

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Speaker 1: focus and write as opposed to just babbling shit about

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Speaker 1: right about my sex life, Chris, what's a myth? A

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Speaker 1: myth is a myth. This you're not gonna like this myth.

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Speaker 1: It's the myth is that bald guys don't use shampoo. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I don't use shampoo. I use shampoo. And this is

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Speaker 1: why your right up. That's what I'm talking about. I

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Speaker 1: want to bring it up. I might be insane. I

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Speaker 1: might use shampoo for no reason at all, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, like just to psychological myself feel better. Right, Oh,

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Speaker 1: like maybe the shampoo shame a shampoo though, Like I

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Speaker 1: have a little hair, Yeah, so what would you use

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Speaker 1: like a bar of soap on hair? That's that's exactly

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. That's exactly right, right, And I

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Speaker 1: feel like it's mean when people say they say, oh something,

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Speaker 1: people say you save money on shampoo or whatever all

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Speaker 1: the time. Like my aunt said that to me when

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Speaker 1: I was home for question. That's exactly right, and I went,

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Speaker 1: I went, just I'm so glad you brought up bar

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Speaker 1: of soap because that is so funny because yeah, like

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Speaker 1: just because the side hair is not significant doesn't mean

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Speaker 1: it has to be dry, right, doesn't have to be

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Speaker 1: unhealthy or any My hair is usually so low that

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Speaker 1: there's not there's like a fraction of an inch of

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Speaker 1: hair that I don't know what of what shampoo would

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Speaker 1: do to it. Well, probably I wish it. See, I

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Speaker 1: think part of it. I think us as I used

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Speaker 1: like coconut oil, you know on my skull. See you're young,

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Speaker 1: Well you are you bald? Well, I'm losing It'll be

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Speaker 1: vapor It'll be vaporized in a few years. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: on the trail of tears. Blake, you have a nice

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Speaker 1: heet of hair. That's very nice of you to say.

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Speaker 1: But it's going and um, you're a rich in hair.

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Speaker 1: I mean you're gonna be. You're gonna be. Remember this,

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Speaker 1: well this guy damn government and here Insecure Comedy Talk

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Speaker 1: the podcast comedy Man. Oh no, I'm losing my hair. Bro.

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Speaker 1: You have great bone structure, though, I think it's a

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Speaker 1: great bone structure. Table. Holy hell, this is the greatest

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Speaker 1: day of my life all the time. Hell, yeah, take

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Speaker 1: I take back everything else I said that was weird.

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Speaker 1: I have great bone structure. Why am I sad? Right?

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Speaker 1: Why am I not coming? I have a great bone structure.

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Speaker 1: Why am I not coming? Chris? I think I think

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Speaker 1: that's enough. But yeah, shampoo. Anyway, my aunt just said

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Speaker 1: I was going to that. I didn't even know my

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Speaker 1: aunt's like, I visited her upstate, New York. I've not

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Speaker 1: seen her in years. We were never that close. But

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Speaker 1: I love her and she loves me, I think. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, we just didn't hang a lot. And so

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Speaker 1: I was going. So I went up there. It was

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Speaker 1: her forty four anniversary in a A and it was

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Speaker 1: it's my eighth this month and thank you and um

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Speaker 1: and and so I went up there to celebrate. And

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Speaker 1: I don't you're not really supposed to say, ah, I

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Speaker 1: guess on you know a A you're not supposed to say,

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Speaker 1: but uh, twelve step program. But you know it's like

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Speaker 1: it's a great program anyway, Just I want to say

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Speaker 1: that it's a great program if you're ever considering quoting drinking.

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Speaker 1: So uh, she like, I was walking down the hall

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Speaker 1: and I said, I'm gonna take a shower before we

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Speaker 1: go to the meeting. She's been sober forty four years.

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Speaker 1: By the way, which at this point, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: like you're not you know, you're just going for the

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Speaker 1: cake and is that what you get? Yeah, every birthday

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Speaker 1: you get a cake, a good cake, I mean whatever.

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Speaker 1: Your group gives you a cake and they give you

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Speaker 1: like Daly, but I mean, yeah, you're just collecting like

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Speaker 1: swag at that once you're years Yeah you could, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're fully. I don't feel like my aunt's about to

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Speaker 1: drink right right, So you're on your way tower and

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Speaker 1: she goes, she goes, don't use too much shampoo. And

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Speaker 1: I didn't understand what it meant because I have not

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Speaker 1: been bullied in a while. Yeah, I've not been bullied.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, I was like, oh, okay, because

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Speaker 1: I realized it between the oh and the okay, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, okay, can I tell you

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Speaker 1: some ship now you know what I mean? Okay, chicken legs?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, right, I didn't say

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Speaker 1: anything to your skipping leg day for what? Yeah, exactly?

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Speaker 1: What if I went after it right back? I bet

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Speaker 1: you used tons of shampoo, you hairy motherfucker. Wow, that's

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Speaker 1: a problem. I think the comedian gets insulted and realizes

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Speaker 1: they might have to clap back. Typically it'll be what

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Speaker 1: the fund did you just say? Oh my god, well

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Speaker 1: you have herpies? Like whoa, who knows where you got

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Speaker 1: it from? My whole family knows you have herpies. We

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Speaker 1: heard about it. We were like twelve. My dad told yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we were told not to say anything or else

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Speaker 1: we wouldn't get Christmas presents. So welcome to the Petty

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Speaker 1: Insecure Man Podcast. The best, the best heckler line I've

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Speaker 1: ever heard in my life was at a bar in

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Speaker 1: Boston and it was a comedian named Tom Dustin and

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Speaker 1: someone was heckling him who happened to have a lazy eye.

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Speaker 1: And I was saying, like, I can't hear you, I

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Speaker 1: can't hear you, and then Tom Dustin goes, what do

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Speaker 1: you hear out of that fucking eye? The most devastating

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Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard. It was so that when that's

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Speaker 1: like the one time where an audience won't get on

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Speaker 1: the comedian for like like literally like committing verbal assault. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the audience member gave him a slap on the wrist

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Speaker 1: and he like launched a missile at the audience like

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Speaker 1: it was not And that's really good. Yeah, it's crazy,

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Speaker 1: a curse on your house. All right, let's take a

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Speaker 1: quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and let's just check in with this whole impeachment thing,

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Speaker 1: because I'm talking about impeaching this creep. So the creep

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Speaker 1: has been well, look, the impeachment is on its way. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Uh today if as of this recording, Nancy Pelos, you

581
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Speaker 1: should be voting on impeachment managers who will you know,

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Speaker 1: guide it through the Senate as well as officially transmitting

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Speaker 1: the two articles to the Senate for that phase. And

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Speaker 1: I think most of us have looked at what the

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Speaker 1: Senate looks like with Mitch McConnell at the wheel. I

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Speaker 1: just thought, you know, fuck it, I don't know, there's

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Speaker 1: probably nothing going to happen now because this old scroat throat,

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Speaker 1: uh won't you know, it's gonna do whatever the funk

589
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: he wants over there and it but look, good news

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Speaker 1: came at him like he made a shampoo. Jo. Yeah

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Speaker 1: exactly what. Oh my god, Oh I shouldn't know. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting Blake and Chrissy here ride. Um. So it turns

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Speaker 1: out at our biggest concern. I think most people who

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Speaker 1: have been paying attention was that he would just like

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Speaker 1: you know, he was sponsoring and assigning onto bills that

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Speaker 1: were just basically saying, yeah, we'll dismiss the case before.

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Speaker 1: Let's just dismiss it. Let's just not even hear it.

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Speaker 1: What do we say to that? And it turns out

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Speaker 1: there might not be the votes to do that, so

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Speaker 1: they're having to rethink their plan and actually, this dude

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Speaker 1: might not even have the votes to keep witnesses from testifying.

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Speaker 1: So which is like big development because a lot of uh,

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Speaker 1: the like the fuss coming out of the Senate on

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Speaker 1: the GOP side and the White House basically saying like

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Speaker 1: they think that they're at least four Republicans probably and

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Speaker 1: likely more that will vote with Democrats to call witnesses

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Speaker 1: and they just need a simple majority, so that's votes,

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Speaker 1: you only need what uh for people to go with

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Speaker 1: go with Yeah, So suddenly that's exciting Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins,

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Speaker 1: Mitt Romney, and Corey Gardner of Colorado. They and they

611
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Speaker 1: also look at rand Paul and Lamar Alexander from Tennessee

612
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Speaker 1: as wild cards because they don't quite know those two

613
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Speaker 1: because they've been being like I don't like what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Who knows who knows, who knows? Um, and that's been

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Speaker 1: throwing a huge wrench in the gears. And I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know it sounds good, but I obviously it's Mitch McConnell,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know what the funk is going to happen.

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Speaker 1: And I think for him, he's looking at his like

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Speaker 1: if I took a vote on dismissing it and lost it,

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Speaker 1: it's going to look awful for a lot of vulnerable

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Speaker 1: senators who are running that, they're like, they're basically voting

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Speaker 1: for a full cover up, like no trial, sham, just

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Speaker 1: bullshit cover up. Um. So I think they're recalculating it.

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Speaker 1: Bit it's like, okay, well I'm I'm not gonna take

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Speaker 1: a vote to the floor that I'm gonna lose. So

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Speaker 1: it now looks like there will be good possibility of

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Speaker 1: witnesses and not just like the kinds that they were

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Speaker 1: wanting in the House, which are like, well, this this

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Speaker 1: random father agrees that Trump did not do anything impeachable.

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Speaker 1: Let's ask him. I don't know why these constitutional law professors,

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Speaker 1: what about this guy Hank Like, so again, there could

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Speaker 1: be some witnesses and then they'll probably just a quit. Yeah.

633
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Speaker 1: Rand Paul has been like ramping up his criticism of

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00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: Trump lately in the past weeks, especially since Um the

635
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: money Yeah assassinated Yes, Um, And so that could be

636
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: a way for him setting the table to actually make

637
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: this vote, or it could just be Rand Paul randomly

638
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: saying ship and then he won't. It's it's hard to

639
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: know with so many of these Republicans because they're they've

640
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: always been crucial votes. At one point, you know, with

641
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: the Brett Kavanaugh here, and he thought, oh my god,

642
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: maybe it's like Susan Collinson, it's always and then she's like,

643
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm just it's always just it's the same thing as

644
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: I was, like disappointed in the president, disturbed by these actions. Yes,

645
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: I will vote for whatever he wants me to, let

646
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: me just get this SoundBite out. But I think especially

647
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: for Susan Collins, I mean, the amount of pressure coming

648
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: out of her state for her to like detach herself

649
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: from like the umbilical cord of the White House, Like

650
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: come on, but I'm wondering, like what what does it make.

651
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: I mean, she's already I can't imagine anybody's evolving their

652
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: position on Susan Collins, like in Maine. Yeah, I'm starting

653
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: to really think Susan Collins is full of ship. Oh wait,

654
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: she's gonna oh she says she's considering voting for witnesses,

655
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: so maybe she's not full of ship. I mean, you know,

656
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: over like Jeff Flake, Yeah, over like the Christmas and

657
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: New Year's holiday, there were murmurs that, oh, Susan Collins

658
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: may come to the light actually and maybe on the

659
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: witness side, and then suddenly like maybe not, maybe not,

660
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: maybe not. And I think this is where the tactic

661
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,919
Speaker 1: in Nancy Pelosi delaying transmitting it to the Senate has

662
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: created enough space in between for people to digest everything

663
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: and then really take a look at what's going on

664
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Speaker 1: in the Senate and be like wait, hold on, like

665
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 1: you're not even trying to do like a trial like

666
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: that's and I think that's where people like who Lamar Alexander,

667
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: who you know they described as an institutionalist, like really

668
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: believes like understand, I didn't even know he was still

669
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 1: in the in the I waited on him one time

670
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: in Nashville. Good guy. He uh yeah, great, Um, I

671
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: mean he's the same as like I over my years

672
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: as a server. I've waited on a bunch of Horriville,

673
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: not Orville Redenbaker, what Hatch? I waited on that guy.

674
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: These guys their emperors. I mean they carry themselves like

675
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: they've gotten I mean this guy, rang Hatch had the

676
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: softest skin. I mean his hands were so soft. I

677
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: shook hands with him. They I mean it's absurd or

678
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: I mean they're like they're like baby hands. Like he's

679
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: never done. He has Like they don't prepare their reports,

680
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: they don't do their research, they don't do they just

681
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: walk around. He was like perfumed like orange. Hatch smells amazing.

682
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,240
Speaker 1: He had like fucking beautiful pedic I mean not pedicure.

683
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: I didnt see his feet. It's like it's just, you know,

684
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: beautifully pedicured fingernails. He smells great. Wearing like in a

685
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: fucking custom suit. I mean these guys the same with

686
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: a little mar Alexander. They carry themselves like royalty. I

687
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: mean Marks Alexander, he must. I can't believe he's still

688
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: a senator. I did stand up once with Arlen Specter.

689
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Speaker 1: What yeh, don't anyone in the audience or no, he

690
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: was on the show like he dropped in. I was

691
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: this was like ten years ago. I was in Philly,

692
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: like still doing open mics, not anymore and uh this

693
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: uh and then he they're like, hey, someone's dropping in tonight,

694
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: and I thought it was a big famous comedian and

695
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: it was Senator Arlen Specter. And he wasn't bad. Like

696
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: he clearly had writers, you know, like which is like

697
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: to deliver the joke. Yeah, because he can speak, you know, obviously,

698
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 1: like it's what's coming out of his mouth. That's that

699
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 1: was the issue. But like, yeah he was. He wasn't bad.

700
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: So yeah, google google Arlin Specter stand up comedy if

701
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: you want to get depressed more depressed. I love one.

702
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: Like people like Lamar Alexander like dust off their principles.

703
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: Well we we've yet to see them. You know. I

704
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: believe it when I look at the roll call vote

705
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: and I see where the yays in the name. That's

706
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 1: why I I can't believe this. I thought that the

707
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: only person who was going to vote for Witnesses was

708
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: Mitt Romney was last I heard. And then he even

709
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: was waffling. So it seems like maybe now they're feeling

710
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: a bit of the pressure, and there's even a little

711
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 1: bit more pushed back to because now they're you know,

712
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: Tim Caine has a bill to reign in the the

713
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: ability of the president to basically just unilaterally strike conduct

714
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: military strikes around the world without you know, checking in

715
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: with Congress, and so Tim Kane has a bill that

716
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: now he thinks there are probably about ten Republican senators

717
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: who are going to vote with Democrats on this, especially

718
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: like Mike Lee. I think he's been the most vocal

719
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: about it ever since that sham briefing that happened, and

720
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: he was like, he came out like piss He was like,

721
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: I've never like, what did you say? The Fox News

722
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: cut away on that they I saw it on. I

723
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: listened to watch Sam Cedar a lot, you know, that

724
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: show Majority Report. I like that show a lot um

725
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: but that those guys, you know, show clips and things.

726
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: And they showed the clip of Fox News where they

727
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: were doing a live like they were showing the senator's

728
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: reactions live, and so they thought it was safe to

729
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: show Mike Lee because he was a Republican and he

730
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: was in the middle of just like really you know,

731
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: impassioned and unusual comment, and they just cut away in

732
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: the middle and They're like, so they're just giving their

733
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: comments now, Like I mean they really in the control room.

734
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Speaker 1: Who has like the who knows? And it was like

735
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: you was not not only did they cut away, yeah,

736
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: like the guy got in the ear piece like we're cutting,

737
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: but also that he just was like, oh yeah, just

738
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: another the guy was like yelling into the camera and

739
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: he's like, well, we're just getting our regular reactions for

740
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: the brief saying this was a fucking just a tragedy.

741
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: He was kind of amazing. But they're like they got it.

742
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: You know, they've got these people trained. I mean, they

743
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. Yeah, another normal comment from Mikely

744
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: he's like screaming person looks like yeah, he's like, oh yeah,

745
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: he's loving the president anyway. But he you know, when

746
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: he did give that, he was he was careful to

747
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: not directly attack the president. He's like, I love the president. Okay,

748
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: this briefing trash though, because again they still they can't

749
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: bite the hand that feeds. And when you look a

750
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: sort of at with Mike Lee said, he's like, it's

751
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 1: not unreasonable that there might be a group of ten

752
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: who should be considered potential candidates to vote for it,

753
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: and he said, this resolution is completely non controversial, like

754
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: there's no reason no one should be like opposed to this.

755
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: It's about reasserting the Constitution declared that the Congress has

756
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: the sole power to declare wars. That's it. We believe

757
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: in that right. We keep talking about the Constitution. But

758
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: dates Matt Gates apparently, you know Trump's main laptop. He's

759
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: got his his constituency in Florida's largely military. He's got

760
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: a lot of military bases in his district. So he

761
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: was forced to to come out in favor of that,

762
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: and he he must have hated it because Trump is

763
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 1: apparently what are the people out of the White House

764
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: were like? That was the quote was I'm not joking,

765
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: super uncool of him. Yeah, oh my god. So they

766
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: apparently aren't talking to him, and he's really, I mean

767
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: what she totally deserves. It's this mean girls ship. But

768
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: like with millions of lives at stake, of course, don't

769
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: sit with us at lunch as. Uh So, again, if

770
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 1: that passes the Senate, it would go to the House

771
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: and then Trump would veto it, and that's how it works. Uh. Now,

772
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: I just want to talk about the Murdoch family because

773
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: obviously in Australia the fires have been just devastating. Uh

774
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: you know, I think twenty seven people have passed away

775
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: and they suspect like almost something like one billion animals. Yeah,

776
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: it was like half a million like last week. So um,

777
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: and then the countless destruction of homes and just the

778
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: destruction of fires. It's it's a tragic tragic scene. Um.

779
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: And what happened was there was a quote that came

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Speaker 1: out from Rupert Rupert Murdoch's son James. Is he the

781
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: one who should his pants on that HBO show? Oh?

782
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: One of them should their pants? I know Lackland, He's

783
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: Lackland's younger brother. So was it Lackland or James? Was

784
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: a secession joke? But go on, Oh no, that's on me.

785
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: That's not your fault. Wait, who should himself? Kendall? Did

786
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: he write? Yeah, he should his bead? Oh that's right,

787
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: spoiler or it's a major God, we should have warned

788
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: people about succession spot now, God, damn it. The whole plot.

789
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: You know what sad? Everything is so coming like bleeding

790
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: into each other that I don't know a succession joke

791
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: from real life? Yeah? And it's it's actually reasonable, and

792
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: I don't know how to make one. Apparently Mr and

793
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: Mr Mr Guy watches some guy open old food food

794
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: all day falls silent. Yeah, Mr canos over there your

795
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: version of prestige television. Get the guy eating old horsemeat

796
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: out of a camp. Um. So. Anyway, so you know

797
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 1: the Murdochs, they run Fox News and also in Australia

798
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: where he's from, that he has over a hundred forty newspapers,

799
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: has like three thousand journalists working for him, and they

800
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: have done a great job of basically denying climate change

801
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: has anything to do with these fires. Um. And this

802
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: is where James, his Murdoch, his own son was like, dude,

803
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: what the funk is this? He's like the there I

804
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: gets through. A spokesperson gave this quote that Katherine and

805
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: James views on climate are well established, and their frustration

806
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: with of the news corps and Fox coverage of the

807
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: topic is also well known. They're particularly disappointed in the

808
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,720
Speaker 1: ongoing denial among the news outlets in Australia given obvious

809
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: evidence to the contrary. Very I mean, that's a very

810
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: reasonable statement just in general, because I think anyone who

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Speaker 1: you know doesn't think they know more than scientists will say. Yes,

812
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: I believe that climate change is occurring, and most people

813
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,959
Speaker 1: can witness it with their own eyes, especially with this fire.

814
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: But some of the quotes um in this Daily Beast

815
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 1: article they were pulling um when the fires are burning.

816
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: Like back in November, one of the calmness in Australia

817
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: for a news corp ooned publication said, quote, hysterical efforts

818
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: to blame the fires on climate change continue, even though

819
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: we have always faced this threat and always will. Now

820
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 1: by hysterical, do they mean like, you know, fearmongering and

821
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Speaker 1: like scared or do they mean hilarious? I don't know.

822
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Speaker 1: It's hard to know when people are insult the next

823
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: day in the Herald Sun. Let's assume you're silly enough

824
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: to think global warming is causing worse bush fires around

825
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: the world. In fact, a recent NASA study found that

826
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: the area burned by fire has dropped over eighteen years. True,

827
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: the world has warmed slightly as it rebounds from the

828
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: little ice Age that stretched from around eighteen seventy, but

829
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,479
Speaker 1: can we cool it on this panic? In that time

830
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,479
Speaker 1: of warming, life expectancy has shot up. World grand crops

831
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: have set new records and the death rate from extreme

832
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: weather has been slashed by who said that that's from

833
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: another Fox owned thing of basically pivoting off of that's

834
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: that's a little that's like the subtle version or it's like, yeah,

835
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: like I get the fires burning, was like, but really

836
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: are we doing that bad considering these stats that are

837
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: completely disconnected. I mean, also talk about the advances in

838
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: technology that those stats don't go up because climate change

839
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: isn't real. But again, this is the logic that's applied. Um.

840
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: And then there was someone who went on Ingram lower

841
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: Ingram show, the Ingram Angle on just a few weeks ago,

842
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: and this guy was like, they just arrested twelve people

843
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: in Australia for those fires and they were blaming it

844
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: on climate change. Wrong again. Then he added, this is

845
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: incomplete reporting, Laura. Though Australia has had the highest temperatures

846
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 1: on record the dry season, ever, it's not correct to

847
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: say climate change caused these wildfires. Now. I don't know

848
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 1: if they're splitting hairs to say that climate change created

849
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: the spark that literally set the fires. But most people

850
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: are talking about the conditions in which the fires are

851
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: like exacerbated, which is created out of climate change. But

852
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: this is sort of I don't know, it's you know,

853
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: this happens obviously in on our news too, because you

854
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: have an entire uh media apparatus that's invested in keeping

855
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: the status quo. But it was interesting to see a

856
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: bit of a fracture in the Murdoch family. But I guess,

857
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: given like how devastating the destruction is, I can't imagine

858
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: being Australian and having someone trying to, you know, force

859
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: feed you this bullshit climate change and now being like, yeah, okay,

860
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: that that works for me, and it's just not the

861
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: right time to do it, you know. Like it's like

862
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: when we had the fires out here and Trump was

863
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: attacking you know, like the firefighter then like you know,

864
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: like I'm sorry the ones in northern California. Just listen

865
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: if you have, even if you have this awfully incorrect

866
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: opinion based on no fact whatsoever, just keep it to

867
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: yourself until people are safe again, you know, and then

868
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: maybe while people are trying to heal. But that's not

869
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: But that's how all these like you know, these outrage

870
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: take people work. It's like you gotta you gotta throw

871
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: in the most you know, provocative take. When people are

872
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: at their most upset about something, that's an interesting point

873
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: because they have no problem politicizing a tragedy. And then

874
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: and then when it's a gun thing, they say, how

875
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: dare you talk about when it's any issue that's not

876
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 1: that's not you know, on the other side, they're like,

877
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 1: you can't talk about the how are you doing? That's

878
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: why there's no real Like it's such a disingenuous approach

879
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: to it. It's like they can't take someone seriously when

880
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: they there's no you know, terra firma that we can

881
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: both agree we are standing on bullies. This is I

882
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: was thinking bullies always bullies always get made fun enough

883
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: for their baldness. No, wait a minute, huh. I I

884
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: just know that bully's main thing is acting like anybody

885
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: always act like they're not worried. That's their main move.

886
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: Like the main move of a bully is that everyone

887
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: else is neurotic and they're relaxed as a way to

888
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: get laid, like the gas light version. That's what they're doing.

889
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: Like it's like the whole Fox News model is just

890
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: like high school bullies. Like they laugh at liberals because

891
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: that makes them look like they like for the time being,

892
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: that will get them laid because a mate will like

893
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: to be with them because they make they don't believe

894
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: in global warming, and that makes their mate feel like

895
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: less likely to be affected by global warming. It's like,

896
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: I love it when I'm with Jesse Waters from waters

897
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: World because right now global warming is still survivable. And

898
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: then she gets to be like or he whoever going

899
00:46:53,680 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: Laura Ingraham's boyfriend Laura Ingraham's boyfriend Ingraham gets the on

900
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: her chest in bed, and you know that's the way

901
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: it goes. Like he lays on her chest and he says,

902
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: tell me again how climate change isn't really mommy? Yeah,

903
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: like mommy, tell me, and she's like, climate change isn't

904
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: really are you kidding me? You'll be safe with me

905
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 1: forever to SUSA climate change is really Susa. Yes Hell

906
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: that literally imagine made in Hell. So anyway, it's just

907
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: a it's a it's funny that the bully It works

908
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: until you know, until like Jsters is dragged off the

909
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: set by a squid. But until then they will be

910
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: just saying like, what me worry? I mean, that's the

911
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: whole gig for a bully, And like for a rich

912
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: person and they feel safe to which which informs their

913
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: opinion like they're feeling safe, like they don't feel anything.

914
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: They have air conditioning everywhere they go. And if you

915
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: even if you entertain that idea, it's probably too frightening,

916
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: which is why I think there's a certain appeal of

917
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: thinking like that. It's like, well, if it's not real

918
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: to me, I can keep operating in a way that

919
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: I don't have to live with this existential dread that

920
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: other people most people have it, and fun of people

921
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: who who expressed their dread for being worry warts and

922
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: that the sky is Henny Penny, the sky is falling,

923
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: with a classic bully line from Rumsfeld during the Rack War,

924
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: like I mean, just ship. That's like it's straight out

925
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: of eighth grade, Like, oh, Henny Penny, the sky is falling.

926
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It's like, oh God, why

927
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: does that make me mad? Because it's diminishing. It's like

928
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: you have a point to make, and they just go

929
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: like look at the person freaking out, And then they

930
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: get friends because those people are like I want to

931
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: be with the guy who says that's gonna be okay.

932
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: Think about what's gonna happen with that, not with Chris crofton.

933
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: That guy was always worrying. But I'm not taking any

934
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: of this ship personally. Everything for me comes back to

935
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: my high school story and let me explain to you.

936
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 1: Let me Henny Penny was my bully. Yeah, all right,

937
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back.

938
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: And we're back, and I just you know, we were

939
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: talking about some heavy stuff and I just do want

940
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 1: to take this moment to quickly breathe a sigh of

941
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:21,240
Speaker 1: relief for Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy's daughter, Sophia Macy,

942
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: because it was really we were really we didn't know

943
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: what was gonna go on. Will she get into college?

944
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: Will she have them resources to survive on this earth

945
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 1: with two acclaimed actors for parents. And it turns out

946
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: she will be okay because she's just booked a role

947
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: on season two of Jordan's Peel's Twilight Zone. Thank god, Okay, Oh,

948
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: thank fucking god, which is funny because she is in

949
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: an episode called among the Untrodden. So I'm curious to

950
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: know what that means. Well, she's been trodden upon. I

951
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: know she's downtrodden. She is the downtrodden. So, I mean,

952
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta love to see people when they

953
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: get work. And she book she booked. Is that a

954
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: digital series? Oh no, no, well, I mean what is

955
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: Isn't it on CBS Digital or something or Showtime CBS

956
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: Digital By the way, it is just VHS. It's their

957
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: version of a digital channel. Wow. Between Live Nation and

958
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: the CBS dicks, none of all interesting. These bridges are

959
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: burning related news. I went to a cattle call audition

960
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: for a Ford commercial. Congratulations, Oh nothing happened, not, damn it.

961
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: I was treated. They were mean, there's get in your

962
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: get in your corner. The other older white guys is

963
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: the Ford cattle Yeah, yeah, it was not. It was

964
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: not for a car called the cattle Call Ford cattle Call. Um. Okay,

965
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: oh wait that's like whatever, what's her name, the one

966
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: of the other one, not Felicity the Yeah, you guys

967
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: probably talked about it. Yeah, learning Judo for the see

968
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: that that ended being a fake story, damn it, because

969
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: that I mean, that does mean that story story, that

970
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 1: story presupposes a wealthy white person of means thinks they're

971
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: going to go to jail. It's a false premise. Anyway,

972
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: it was a dope from the start. Anyway. Moving on, Uh,

973
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: Kanye West heard of him? Yeah, quick, quick heard of

974
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: Kanye Blake. That's a hard Yes, Chris, gonna make sure

975
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: aund the same page. He is slated to be at

976
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: some evangelical event called Awaken at the Sun Devil Stadium

977
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: in Phoenix, Arizona. And I mean it's uh, it's an

978
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 1: interesting assortment of evangelicals with all kinds of interesting beliefs.

979
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: Um I knew obviously with Joel Ostein like embracing Kanye.

980
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: There's clearly evangelicals were warming to him, but I didn't

981
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: realize that they quite literally believe that he will spark

982
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: the new great Akening. Do you think that Kanye is

983
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: trolling everybody? I don't know it's going it's going to

984
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: move at this point, it's going too deep. Like the

985
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,399
Speaker 1: troll has like like if you're gonna troll, you're doing

986
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: it wrong. Now now you're in the rom com where

987
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 1: you're like, I know, I know, I said I'm an evangelical,

988
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 1: but it started as a troll. But now I really

989
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: do love you, like I feel like the joke, the

990
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: prank part it's it's too late now. I really don't

991
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what is I don't care to understand

992
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: what he's thinking. But I will take him to believe,

993
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: or I will believe that what he's putting out there

994
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: about this whole like, I don't give a fuck. I'm

995
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: maga fine. If that's you, that's fine. I'm then you know,

996
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: there's plenty of trash people. I think it's cold brew

997
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: related talk. Okay, don't talk to talk. What do you

998
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: test that he might be having too much cold? Yeah?

999
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: You have enough cold brew through a brain wipe. You

1000
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: end up in a damn evangelical conference in Arizona wearing

1001
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: a robe, and you say, what the hell happened? I mean, so,

1002
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: this whole thing, the people he's appealing with, I just

1003
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: want to sort of underline, right, because if you do

1004
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: think like, oh man, he's just like about you know,

1005
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: religion or whatever and freeing people, the ideologies of some

1006
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: of these people has nothing to do with freedom and

1007
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: has everything to do with oppression. One person, Giamo Maldonado UM.

1008
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,760
Speaker 1: His church recently hosted the president at a campaign kickoff

1009
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: for evangelicals for Trump UM, and he has said that

1010
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: God raised up Trump as part of his end times

1011
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: plans for America. That's one guy. Okay, there's another person

1012
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:37,399
Speaker 1: named chay On is a promoter of Seven Mountains dominionism,

1013
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: which teaches that Satan has had control of many of

1014
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 1: the mountains of influence in society like government, media, entertainment, etcetera,

1015
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: and that the right kind of Christians need to gain

1016
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: control over them. Uh And has said that if Christians

1017
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: are in charge of the mountain of government, they can

1018
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: make decrees and declarations and can influence the whole mountain.

1019
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: And I'll so rabid. And you can also assume every

1020
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 1: person is a rabid anti lgbt Q. Lou Engel has

1021
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: used his prayer events to call for an end to

1022
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: abortion in America, to mobilize resistance to lgbt Q equality,

1023
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: and to ask God to quote remove pro choice Supreme

1024
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 1: Court justices so that President Donald Trump can replace them

1025
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: with justices who will eliminate the right to abortion. That's

1026
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: pretty standard actually for evangelicals, So are these like keynote speakers,

1027
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: people and speaking Kanye West, Lou Angle, chay On, and

1028
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: the prophet literally this prophet Cindy Jacobs, who has told

1029
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 1: a gathering that God wants Christians to become so wealthy

1030
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: it will make Jews jealous, sparking a quote great harvest

1031
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: of Jewish conversions. That's the other kind of thinkers that

1032
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,959
Speaker 1: are on this. By the way, I think Live Nation

1033
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: it'll be airing on CBS. Um. Yeah. And then in

1034
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 1: eighteen she said, this will really get you. There's a

1035
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 1: reason God brought so many Asians to California. The Lord

1036
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: told us that it was like a hidden weapon. The

1037
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: Asians were like a hidden weapon that God wanted to

1038
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: use to turn the elections. Who said that the same

1039
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: this prophet Cindy Jacobs, This prophet Yes, so, I mean,

1040
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: my good. That's when I'm like, oh, because I think again, Uh,

1041
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,399
Speaker 1: if Kanye doesn't know what he's doing, then he's being

1042
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 1: manipulated to just be like yeah, go here, go here,

1043
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: go here, and he's thinking fine, or he has no

1044
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: nuance to his thinking that he says, if I'm doing

1045
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: God's stuff, that how controversial can that be? Its religion?

1046
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 1: Not looking into any of these people who are like, oh,

1047
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: He's gonna cause the new Great Awakening in America, where

1048
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 1: like the Christian right will take over the country thanks

1049
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: to everyone, like with with Kanye co signing this kind

1050
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: of theology um or I don't know, it's it's just

1051
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 1: very odd, or he does know who these people are,

1052
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: and that's how I really does think it's it is

1053
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 1: like one of those things where when if if this

1054
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: is if he's not doing this on purpose, you know,

1055
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: like if this is some sort of accidental thing he's

1056
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: stumbling to, when does he have his awakening? And it

1057
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: literally should be when you look at the people standing

1058
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: around you, when you you look at their bios that

1059
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: you just read. I mean obviously they probably you know,

1060
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: hide a few of these things. They wouldn't say it

1061
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: in the exact same way. You just know that's actually

1062
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: maybe they would know. Maybe that would be actually word

1063
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: for word their bio on their brochure. And you're looking around,

1064
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, fuck, is this a company I'm keeping

1065
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:25,879
Speaker 1: right now? You know what I mean? Because there's gonna

1066
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: be nobody like, who is he going to relate to

1067
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 1: a thing like that. That's why it must be something

1068
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: wrong with him. There must be like he must be

1069
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: having a one of these manic manic episodes. I mean

1070
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: they said that the Mantic season. I mean that seems

1071
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 1: like some kind of either he's trolling or at some

1072
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: kind of mental breakdown, because as um, I just I

1073
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 1: just don't understand how he could because just to have

1074
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: a conversation, one conversation at a conference like that would

1075
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 1: be so awkward. Kanye is very smart. These people are

1076
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: not smart, I think. But it's also your go in

1077
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 1: your narcissism, right because if you suddenly you say one

1078
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: dumb thing and you don't want to say sorry, then

1079
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 1: that will kind of begin to create a magnetism to

1080
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 1: another group of people's and they're welcoming. And that's why

1081
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 1: Trump used to be a goddamn Democrat, right exactly until

1082
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 1: he was like they don't like this and he goes.

1083
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: Then then at that point, your egosist and survival moment

1084
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: is like, well where the likes that? And I don't

1085
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 1: give a funk, And actually that sucks. That's where you

1086
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: that's where you really reveal. It's like, no, my endgame

1087
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: is just to have my ego stroked. That's it. I think.

1088
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: The thing that makes me maddest is, I mean that

1089
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 1: whole idea that that Pompeo apparently in bar both are

1090
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: religious nuts who all think that there's gonna be some

1091
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: final conflict and all their star foreign policies being run

1092
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: by these Christian zealots who actually think like a war

1093
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: in the Middle East is necessary, and all these crazy

1094
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: things to get Jesus Jesus to come back and I can't.

1095
00:57:55,720 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just blows my mind because well, because

1096
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: every fucking generation wants the world to end during their

1097
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: time so they can get a special performance, right, you

1098
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like, oh, I wanted the army,

1099
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: I want the arm again, and I wanted during my

1100
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: time alive. It's the most childish. Why would we get

1101
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: the answers? Why would we be Oh yeah, all we

1102
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: need to do is install a fucking idiot as president

1103
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: and then we have a war over here and then

1104
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: we get to find out why we're alive. That's the dumbest,

1105
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: most childish. And the fact that Mike Pen's not William Barr, No,

1106
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: William Barr apparently is a major. He's also because yeah,

1107
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: they really loved it. They love to see it. He's

1108
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: one of these Opus Day guys. You know Opus Day

1109
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 1: is Oh yeah, yeah, the truth is out there, man, Okay,

1110
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: do you know what it is? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's

1111
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: that's just that fun group of fundamentalist Catholics or whatever.

1112
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: Bar is one of them. Um and Pompeo is two.

1113
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: I love that. Pompeo thinks pal is gonna get raptured

1114
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: to heaven that green See. Yeah, there's like that oily

1115
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: pig man. It's gonna go to heaven. I doubt it. Yeah,

1116
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: he's gonna go down a slide straight to oh h

1117
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: double hockey sticks. I don't I can't stand I can't

1118
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: stand it. It's not nice to come. But he's he's

1119
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 1: just just he's a he's not a holy man. Look

1120
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: at him. No, none of these people are. Yeah, that's crazy.

1121
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: All these people have completely abandoned. Jesus is not gonna stay.

1122
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: And it's fucking horrible. Cruella de Ville woman who's married

1123
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 1: to but that photo of her holding up the sheet

1124
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: they're going to get. They want Jesus to come back.

1125
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: They're out of their minds. Jesus gonna stomp a mud

1126
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: hole in their ass. Whoa hell, Yeah that's right. Let

1127
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: him know one night only, Jesus stopping a butt hole

1128
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,479
Speaker 1: in that us. I mean, seriously, Mike Pompeo thinks Jesus

1129
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: is gonna be psyched to meet him. If but you

1130
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 1: know what's funny, imagine if Jesus comes down and he's like, yeah,

1131
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: what's up y'all? Pomp y'all really did my will? Welcome

1132
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: to the club. You guys are sucking evil? Where is

1133
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: Mike Pompeio? First order of business? I need I need

1134
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: to come see him. Okay'll need my body, Yeah, okay,

1135
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: just making sure. What about all the people who came

1136
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: before Christ, like before a d all those people before that,

1137
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: they don't get any narrative people to come save them,

1138
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: or they couldn't have started a war. Even if they

1139
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: started a war, there was no one to come back

1140
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 1: and yeah, show up and have a part. They tried,

1141
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 1: Yeah what if we get the I met that people

1142
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 1: who were like really close are you know, within like

1143
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: a few centuries of like Christianity fully becoming like a religion.

1144
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: Those people were like, yo, it's probably do now to

1145
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: come back. Probably yeah, And I feel bad for them.

1146
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: Everybody dies looking at their watch waiting for him to

1147
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: come back. Yeah, okay, I just want to I just

1148
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 1: want to also bring up another thing, because Blake, you're

1149
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: from Philadelphia, right, I am. I saying that right, yes, yeah, yeah, Philadelphia.

1150
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 1: I did you know? Did you know Philadelphia cream cheese

1151
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: is not from Philly. That's not funny. Okay, that's not funny.

1152
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 1: I know. I don't want to say that. We can

1153
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 1: edit this out right, No, we won't. He's trying to

1154
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: get he's trying to get talking editor at bone appetite.

1155
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,919
Speaker 1: That old rag. Yeah, that old rag, spun this old yarn.

1156
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: Wait till you get a load of this. Fine. So

1157
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 1: what happened was the Philadelphia brand Okay dates back to

1158
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: the late eighteen hundreds, but this is when dairies in

1159
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania at the time they were getting in the dairy scene.

1160
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: They were making their name out there because they had

1161
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 1: this soft, creamy cheese made with whole milk. Okay, back

1162
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: to you, Chris, this all ties back to you now.

1163
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: Now now it's whole milk. Whole milk. Keep that in

1164
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 1: your mind. Yes. Then in New York they were making

1165
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 1: a version with skim milk and that was too chalky,

1166
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: and they're like, god damn it. This other videas exactly. Look, Hey,

1167
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: he said, hey, I don't want that smoke. Yeah, that's

1168
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: all from this Philly fan over there. But then this

1169
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 1: one New Yorker named William Lawrence, well Bill Lawrence, my

1170
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 1: drama teacher from high school, literally his name, uh started

1171
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 1: selling his own cream cheese, but it was made from

1172
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 1: skim milk with large mixed in to make it more rich,

1173
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 1: to mimic the other one. And he called it Philadelphia,

1174
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: hoping that the Pennsylvania Association, like with the name, would

1175
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 1: be like, oh, he's got that Philly cream cheese. He's

1176
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 1: a hack Yep, that's what happened. And then he even

1177
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: trademarked the words Philadelphia and Pennsylvania in conjunction with the products.

1178
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: It worked, and it's sold, and that's where we are now. Cool. Well,

1179
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: it sounds like you put a Sickos product on your vegas.

1180
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 1: Good good for you. You got any bad news about

1181
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: Philly cheese steaks now, because if you want to bring

1182
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: down my whole existing, let's go right ahead. I mean,

1183
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: do you, how do you? What are you? What are

1184
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: you trying to do to me? What's what's the are

1185
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 1: you genos or pats? Uh? It's it's tough genos um

1186
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: I believe taste better. But the guy, uh, well, actually

1187
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: the guy who originally owned it is a big fat

1188
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 1: racist and really his son keeps the signs up yeah

1189
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 1: where it says like order in English. It's very um,

1190
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: it's not great. But um what I do is I

1191
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: go is I in man? Yeah, and they and they er.

1192
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: I wink at them a bunch of times and they

1193
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: get it. Um that on one of them. But I'll

1194
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: go to uh So, Philadelphia to major cheese steak places

1195
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 1: by the way. There's a forty five minute story and

1196
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 1: no it's not two seconds. And they're right next to

1197
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: each other, and I will get one cheese steak from

1198
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: one place, one from another, and then my friend and I,

1199
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 1: whichever we like the most, will split one from the last. Yeah,

1200
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 1: so we'll have two and oh my god, is it

1201
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: two and a half? Is that that's what we do? Yeah? Yeah,

1202
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 1: you or no one and a half? R yeah, eat

1203
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 1: one full one f yeah, oh no you eat no no,

1204
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 1: And then you go back to double down. It's two

1205
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: and a half, two and a half men, two and

1206
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:02,440
Speaker 1: a half sandwich like Wexler Philly cheese story. You get

1207
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 1: it with wiz whiz whizz without whizz without as controversial.

1208
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: I lived on North broad Street for six months in

1209
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: the n My friends were going to Tyler School of

1210
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 1: Our all right, yeah yeah, And I went to mcglinche's.

1211
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: They had nickel drafts still there. Nickel draft I don't know,

1212
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: but we drank them. This was during reconstruction. Listen to

1213
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: Nirvana and then they had to reconstruct Philadelwo was like

1214
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 1: free was I mean? Free hot dogs and nickel drafts promised,

1215
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 1: Land Grunge promised. Yeah, seriously when America was great? Huh

1216
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know, is that what they're talking about?

1217
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 1: Is that what they want to bring back to the subtext?

1218
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 1: Can you even drink nickel drafts about being canceled? Yeah?

1219
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,680
Speaker 1: Get this man, a fucking senate pin. Can you eat

1220
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 1: an all beef hot dog without being canceled in this country? Oh?

1221
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm the bad guy now just because I like beef.

1222
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 1: Probably can't even say. I bet you can't say beef.

1223
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 1: We're not getting canceled. She's christ outrage. I tell you

1224
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,600
Speaker 1: what this country used to be all about. Nickel drafts,

1225
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:15,400
Speaker 1: Nickel drafts and nickelback catch up themselves. Men who have

1226
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 1: drank nickel drafts expressing themselves. Does a man who drink

1227
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: nickelbacks or nickel drafts nickelbacks. Yeah, that's where you do

1228
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 1: a pickle back listening to nickelback a nickelback. It'll fuck

1229
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: you up if you drink a nickel draft. Do you

1230
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 1: think you're expressing yourself that much? Are you kind of

1231
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: do that to help you compartmentalist? It's just the way.

1232
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,600
Speaker 1: It's a way that the only thing you're going to

1233
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: express at the end of that is is where do

1234
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:40,280
Speaker 1: we get coke? That's it. That's what Nickel drafts are,

1235
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: a lade into gateway drugs into a bunch of laxatives.

1236
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 1: Cutting you're drinking enough nickel drafts, you're gonna hit a

1237
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 1: dead end eventually. Then you're gonna say, what are we

1238
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:56,439
Speaker 1: gonna do now? Dope man? Well, Chris, on that note,

1239
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 1: get someone get the dopeman on the hard lot, on

1240
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 1: the hard night we have beat person ship. Dude, he

1241
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: knows his payphone number? Hell know, just just typing the

1242
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: number from the payphone in there. Hell now, Chris, thanks

1243
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 1: for so much for coming, so fun to be here.

1244
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Where can people find you? Follow you?

1245
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:15,959
Speaker 1: You can find me on the old Instagram at Chris

1246
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 1: underscore Crofton and you can follow me on Twitter at

1247
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 1: the crofton show and uh, and then you can read

1248
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 1: my Advice King column and you can listen to my

1249
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 1: Pitchfork approved debut album. Hello, it's me on all the

1250
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 1: streaming things and you can also buy one if you

1251
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: want somehow and um and you can go uh see

1252
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: me tomorrow night and um Palm Springs opening for Neil

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Speaker 1: Hamburger at the Ace Hotel. That's awesome. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a great show. That's just be pretty fun. That's Thursday's tomorrow, Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: oh today, yeah, okay, so doesn't matter. Know what's going

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Speaker 1: to Palm Springs. You never know. There's people who live

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Speaker 1: out there who all right, Hello, Zeke zeke people, Zeke

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Speaker 1: gang out Palm Springs tonight tonight in Palm Springs at

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Speaker 1: the Ace Hotel. And I'm staying over at the Ace Hotel,

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Speaker 1: so so swanky. Yeah, everybody can come up tomorrow then

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Speaker 1: watch Curse of Oak Island. Curse of Oak Island and

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Speaker 1: that's a fucking tease and wildlife and more. Oh and

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Speaker 1: we can watch yeah, we can watch uh, we can

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Speaker 1: watch some guy open hold cans of food on my

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Speaker 1: chrome book boom. I mean that sounds like a five

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Speaker 1: star eight to me. And by the way, the speakers

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Speaker 1: on a chromebook really let that hiss out. You can

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Speaker 1: hear that. I'll get ready for it to hiss. It

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Speaker 1: didn't hiss. Is there a tweet that you like that

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Speaker 1: you want to call it? Oh? Yeah, I retweeted the

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Speaker 1: rialto Report, which is a golden age of porn um

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Speaker 1: blog and reports, a golden age of porn blood. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna put it on my list. It's wonderful and

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Speaker 1: it's like interviews with porn stars with seventies and eighties.

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Speaker 1: But they also have digitized whole issues of of Adults

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Speaker 1: Cinema Magazine from two. They've someone in the world is

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Speaker 1: digitizing hole porn mags from two uh, and the rialto

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Speaker 1: Report is where you can find them. And that's a tweet.

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Speaker 1: I like just knowing that there's this one central repository.

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Speaker 1: I just can't believe someone's doing that, like someone's digitizing

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Speaker 1: old porn mags. But you could say it's a porn hub,

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Speaker 1: Yes you could. Rialto Report is amazing because that's that's

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Speaker 1: a whole different, that's different. Don't look at that on

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Speaker 1: your work episode, no, don't. Yeah, rialto Report, get on

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Speaker 1: a VPN, put on a private but put a private

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Speaker 1: private browser window on and looking. They do not go

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Speaker 1: anywhere near the rialto report near anyone you love. Wow,

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Speaker 1: great endorsement. Blake Uh from the booth was like, you

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Speaker 1: don't talk about Jim's food, cheesesticks, some Jim eration. I

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Speaker 1: was like, is that a band? The thing is mixing

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Speaker 1: step up? Is Jim's good? Yeah? I want to get

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Speaker 1: the Fall Street. I mean there's that with Sandro's and Rocksburg.

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01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: Like every buddy has their place and no and everyone

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01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,719
Speaker 1: fights each other over it. So just who's your place

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01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,080
Speaker 1: that you fight for? Who's your champion? I just want

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Speaker 1: to get this out of the way. I like, I

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Speaker 1: like Geno's not publicly, but yeah, wow because off the record, Wow,

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Speaker 1: that was on the record, Son, Sorry the Mike's Roland.

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Speaker 1: I actually want to have a show called on the record. Great,

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Speaker 1: that's how I've been done yet. I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: but I'll put that in the good ideas file. Thank you, Blake,

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Speaker 1: thank you for helping me today. Thank you, thank you

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01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 1: for saying I helped Yeah, thank you every here. You

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Speaker 1: know Jack's not away. We can get really fucky and here,

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Speaker 1: you know, like a couple. Thank you, thank you? Uh,

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Speaker 1: what was I gonna ask? What's what? What's your what's

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Speaker 1: your Twitter? Where can people find at Blake Wexler. I'll

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Speaker 1: be in Pittsburgh February seven headlining Arcade Comedy Theater. Every

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Speaker 1: Sunday I host a show it for Do Go Bar

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Speaker 1: in Glassville Park, which Chris, you should do it sometimes

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Speaker 1: and then and then if anyone else wants to get

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Speaker 1: booked on it, let me know that. We got the

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Speaker 1: tacos at back every Sunday. Yeah, sometimes they do yeah,

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Speaker 1: great bar and um yeah, ap like Waxel or Blackaxer

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Speaker 1: dot com all that ship. They do picklebacks there too,

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Speaker 1: don't they They if you ask, if you ask, and

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Speaker 1: then they go, what is this two thousand twelve and

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Speaker 1: then they'll give it to you and they give it

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Speaker 1: to you for two thousand twelve dollars two thousand twelve dollars.

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Speaker 1: It's worth it, though. When Nickelback comes on, I gotta

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Speaker 1: do a pickleback. Yeah, I couldn't make it a living

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Speaker 1: La manor feeling. And you mind me. That's that drum

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Speaker 1: fill open high hat there. Now that's a band. If

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Speaker 1: you can't sing drum fills Bro, are you even listen

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Speaker 1: to music? Thank you tweet you like? Yes? Uh? Comedian

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Speaker 1: Chip Chantry at chip Chantry. It was like a news story.

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01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,559
Speaker 1: Vince Vaughan and Donald Trump spotted chicken hands at National

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01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,720
Speaker 1: Championship game and then Chip tweeted, how is this headline not?

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Speaker 1: Wedding crasher caught orange chance did really good? Really good

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Speaker 1: at chip Chantry. Chip Chantry, that's a good name, great name,

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Speaker 1: great comedian. Where is he from Philadelphia? Oh? Really yeah?

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Speaker 1: And still is from there? What do you mean? Like

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Speaker 1: it doesn't come to l A and he's right, hasn't

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Speaker 1: switched his area code? Oh that's how you know? Also,

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Speaker 1: I guess me. Now you want to play some music,

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Speaker 1: you want to plug some ship? What's your handle? Man?

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01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 1: You want the handles? Bro? Is it just your name

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Speaker 1: or is it something more collect Look, if you want

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Speaker 1: the handles, meet me at Rutger Park. Okay, because this

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Speaker 1: crossover have you hold twisted up like a backwoods Now?

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Speaker 1: If you want my handles on social media at Miles

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Speaker 1: of Gray on Twitter and Instagram, let's see also my

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01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 1: other podcast for to Day Fiance with Sophie Alexander. Check

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Speaker 1: that out comes out actually on Today's on Wednesdays. So

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Speaker 1: I go down aload that if you want to keep

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Speaker 1: hearing my voice, except much higher and talking all kinds

1347
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 1: of wild shit about reality TV. Now tweet I like,

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Speaker 1: real quick, a little bit of shade from the Zeit gang. Uh,

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01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:07,400
Speaker 1: Genevieve at totally not a fish. Uh. Quote retweeted me

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Speaker 1: a Reductress tweet and look, I love Reductress, but this

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Speaker 1: is where it hurts. And you know, Chris, you can relate.

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01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 1: It says it's a picture of a guy in an

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01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 1: Elvis wig. You know we've all seen this, this bad

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01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,360
Speaker 1: costume Elvis. It says, how to make your thin hair

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01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:23,680
Speaker 1: look thicker by wearing this six dollar Elvis wig from

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Speaker 1: party City? Stupid, but I will try that. Uh and

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Speaker 1: if oh, and then one more from Annajosnie handing me

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Speaker 1: a phone right now. From Reductress, it says, white friend

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01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:41,080
Speaker 1: who got lip fillers seconds away from saying something problematic. Wow. Truth. Also,

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Speaker 1: y'all check out. You know we've got some live shows

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Speaker 1: coming up, okay, so look into those we will have.

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Speaker 1: If you look at my Twitter, you'll see some links.

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Speaker 1: I think you'll see him on the Daily Night Guys

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Speaker 1: page as well. Uh, Portland's, Brooklyn, d C, Minneapolis, Chicago, Toronto.

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01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 1: We're coming for you, and yes there will be more

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Speaker 1: dates to us. So don't worry. Cities like bast And

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Speaker 1: you know you're asking around, I'm sure call a Roado,

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Speaker 1: Gon have to hit you up. Texas too. Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: This is just the beginning, baby. Okay, if you're bald,

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Speaker 1: don't wear a wig. It'll drive your nuts. I know

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Speaker 1: a guy would put on a whole like I started

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Speaker 1: wearing a wig. Like he lost his hair and started

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01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 1: wearing like a full on wig and now no one

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01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:17,719
Speaker 1: could touch his head and he lives alone in the woods.

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01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,840
Speaker 1: I mean it's like you, like it was like to.

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Speaker 1: It's just ruined his and ruined his life. He went

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01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,559
Speaker 1: completely crazy. I mean everyone thinks, everyone thinks he has

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01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 1: long hair, but he can't be with any long hair.

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01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,000
Speaker 1: I do care. He can't be near anybody. Wow, do

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Speaker 1: not isolate yourself. That should be some kind of like

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01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 1: Greek myth. I mean it's yeah, if you touch someone

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01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 1: touches your wig and you're and they don't know you're

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01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:43,599
Speaker 1: wearing a wig, you're in danger of murdering that first,

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01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,519
Speaker 1: I mean, you lose it. Yeah, so he has to

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Speaker 1: be by himself his face. Um. There's also this the

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01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:53,960
Speaker 1: guy who used to drum for um. Bill Withers also

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Speaker 1: wears a wig to this day, a really bad after wig.

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Speaker 1: Back in the day, people really wore him, Like my

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Speaker 1: mom thinks everybody does. She's always like, you might need

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Speaker 1: a win. Well, TV, now everyone were a wig. So

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01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:06,080
Speaker 1: that's just true, not because like they're bald, just because

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01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:09,320
Speaker 1: it's easier to keep the hair stuffing just a little fast, okay,

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01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 1: little movie magic. I get on a show, so someone

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01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,280
Speaker 1: to put a bunch of wigs. I'm sure you can

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Speaker 1: find I would love that. You can find us at

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Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter, at The Daily zee Guys on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fan page, and also The Daily

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Speaker 1: Guys is a production by Heart Radio. For more podcasts

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Speaker 1: wherever you get them shows free. We also have a

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Speaker 1: website www. Dot Daily see Guys dot com where we

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Speaker 1: post our episodes. Thank you very much, Blake. We can

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Speaker 1: you know, find all kinds of info links to the

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01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:43,600
Speaker 1: things we talked about, as well as the song we

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Speaker 1: write out on I want to go out on a

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Speaker 1: song called Johannesburg from Africa Express and it's got like

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. It just makes me feel

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Speaker 1: like a like a cool guy who was like a

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Speaker 1: K C R W DJ And is that not who

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Speaker 1: you are? Of? Yeah, I am sorry this way and

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Speaker 1: I want to thank Miles, Blake and Anna and uh

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Speaker 1: Dan and it's always so fun to be on here.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for asking many thanks for being here, and this

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Speaker 1: has been case here Aday morning became Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for joining us. We'll be back tomorrow morning and

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Speaker 1: Nike off forward, all right, see tomorrow bye. I actually

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Speaker 1: don't see you later than. Like a couple of the rest,

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Speaker 1: this s this pool they got any the sels to

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Speaker 1: free and good food the cheap to this boo