Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hellas uh uh up? What's going on?
Speaker 3: Maray?
Speaker 2: Hey Sydney. I love everything that you're doing today. I
Speaker 2: wanted to do a little bit more for you today,
Speaker 2: for me or for the guests, because you don't never
Speaker 2: dress up for me.
Speaker 4: I guess it's a windbreaker and it's two degrees outside.
Speaker 3: You know, maybe it's lined. You know, I might be
Speaker 3: one of these heat tech Japanese uniclub.
Speaker 2: Well, I we'll tell you it's not.
Speaker 1: Ever Lane.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Ever, Lane, shout out to Ever.
Speaker 3: Okay, I got a little Christmas package in the mail.
Speaker 3: You're a few Okay.
Speaker 4: Everything I'm wearing is uh, I didn't get I didn't
Speaker 4: wear everything today, but I wore the fleece and it's
Speaker 4: it's great. I feel like I'm going upstate little cabin
Speaker 4: with my booth thang thang.
Speaker 3: Definitely okay because black people don't go to cabins as
Speaker 3: a duo.
Speaker 2: That's not our ministry, that's.
Speaker 1: Not what we do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So the fleece is warm. It's a zipper yeah,
Speaker 2: half zip up. Okay, uh huh? Like I play like
Speaker 2: I might play sports, you know, I mean, but we
Speaker 2: know that you did that. But like you might could.
Speaker 3: I mean, you look like you may be like professional checkers. Yes,
Speaker 3: thank you boo, You're welcome. Thank you for uplifting me
Speaker 3: this crazy morning.
Speaker 2: I made you. Shout out to Josh Grobin. You look great, girl.
Speaker 4: You're giving me a loving basketball.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Else, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I have on my Everlaine fleets and my hoodie I mean,
Speaker 3: and my Everlane sweats, so again, shout out to them niggas. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it looks like, oh wow, she's straight. Okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no. I did a show last night and I
Speaker 3: had this hoodie on and somebody was like, thank god,
Speaker 3: another gay comics. And I was like, now, I don't
Speaker 3: know how women split checks on dates, and I don't
Speaker 3: want to find out. So I know, if I go
Speaker 3: out with a dude, I don't have to bring my bag.
Speaker 3: But like if I'm going out with a chick, we
Speaker 3: gown Dutch, Yeah, I gotta venmo her.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like when you when we go hang out,
Speaker 4: you know, I was like, you want to get one
Speaker 4: and we split that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's because we're poor. Yeah, it's not because
Speaker 2: we're dating, right.
Speaker 4: But if we were dating, I'm like you want to
Speaker 4: just gonna get on train and split this.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're not dating, and I still be like, Sidney,
Speaker 2: I'm gonnam know you when.
Speaker 3: I get to the harbor and I guess the WiFi,
Speaker 3: and then it'd be like I'm not no s Sydney
Speaker 3: for two weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Were you're an expert in Oh my god, I was
Speaker 3: an expert at doing two damn much this week?
Speaker 2: Can we talk about this?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 3: Uh, I got an opportunity to audition for the top
Speaker 3: comedy club in the city, and everyone was like, you
Speaker 3: gotta do your A material, don't do nothing new, and
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I'm confident these jokes
Speaker 3: been hitting. I'm gonna just do some new stuff anyway,
Speaker 3: not the right time or place or outfit.
Speaker 2: Everything was.
Speaker 3: I got on stage and the first couple of things
Speaker 3: I said hit really well, and then I launched into
Speaker 3: this this new little situation some c material and uh,
Speaker 3: it wasn't the census.
Speaker 2: No no sis.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad you don't like that joke.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for letting me know.
Speaker 3: But uh, and I think what it is is because
Speaker 3: in gay rooms, I'm thriving, like when when when three
Speaker 3: or more gay, beige people are around, like I cute,
Speaker 3: But when it's straight white dudes with white women, it's
Speaker 3: not always the same vibe. And this particular joke that
Speaker 3: I did, the squirrel thing, only does well when I'm
Speaker 3: in a room surrounded by gays, and so you know.
Speaker 3: Also it was white people having brunch and they were
Speaker 3: like what they wanted to call Peter? They were so confused. Anyway,
Speaker 3: the feedback that I had gotten was when you perform
Speaker 3: at this club, the booker either says yes or no,
Speaker 3: or come back in a month.
Speaker 2: She didn't say nothing to me. So that's how well
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 4: First of all, I was there, and I love how
Speaker 4: confident you are. You just it doesn't even seem like
Speaker 4: you be phased by anything.
Speaker 2: Did I look phased at there? Because I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this ain't the set.
Speaker 4: Well when when you when you got off stage and
Speaker 4: you talked to me after, you were like, nah, no,
Speaker 4: that wasn't it.
Speaker 2: It was everything before.
Speaker 4: When you got up, while you were on stage, all
Speaker 4: of that, I didn't know that you were upset or
Speaker 4: like didn't like what was going on.
Speaker 3: Since I was upset, I had five minutes you can't
Speaker 3: really flip the set in five minutes.
Speaker 2: My jokes are real long winded. You know, I'll be
Speaker 2: telling tall tales. And I was like, I can't stop
Speaker 2: telling this story in the middle of this story. But since,
Speaker 2: let's talk about that seat through turtleneck. It was a
Speaker 2: body suit, looked I looked great. My hair was not dry.
Speaker 3: I was up the stairs eating burrito like they were
Speaker 3: like somebody else that we know who auditioned in past
Speaker 3: was like when she got there, she didn't eat, she
Speaker 3: didn't sit with nobody, she didn't talk to nobody.
Speaker 2: Touching the lady's knee. I told them, can I get
Speaker 2: a breakfast?
Speaker 3: Breat like cracking jokes, like showing her memes. Anyway, I
Speaker 3: think that's partially like that was also also part of
Speaker 3: the problem. Like I was real comfortable, real quick, and
Speaker 3: then I got on stage and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is this.
Speaker 2: Did I learn anything? No, But that was what I
Speaker 2: was an expert on.
Speaker 3: This week is just like doing too much when I
Speaker 3: should have, Just like I knew what I needed to
Speaker 3: do and I didn't do it.
Speaker 4: But you know the thing is that these these places
Speaker 4: try to flex or comedians a lot and make us
Speaker 4: feel like, oh, we gotta be like, oh.
Speaker 2: Yes, so thank you, oh so glad to be here.
Speaker 2: And it's like, na, just come in, be fine and
Speaker 2: do your ship or whatever.
Speaker 4: And if you don't get past, yeah, you'd be a
Speaker 4: little upset about it, but it's not gonna stop your career.
Speaker 4: You're still gonna be doing other things.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm I'm in a gifted ever Lanthencer. Okay, she's
Speaker 3: an influencer. Anyway, Sidney, what were you an expert on
Speaker 3: this week?
Speaker 4: I also was an expert in doing too much. I
Speaker 4: was hanging out with our guests and the other guest
Speaker 4: that was supposed to be here. I went to their
Speaker 4: shows two nights in a row.
Speaker 2: Else it's like a fan, like a fan, two nights
Speaker 2: in a row.
Speaker 3: When I saw the instant stories, I assumed that you
Speaker 3: had just posted something late.
Speaker 2: You went two days in a row. I'm upset.
Speaker 4: That's funny because it was like the guests looked like
Speaker 4: they were just wearing the same shit they were wearing
Speaker 4: the day before.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: But anyway, I came to the first show because I
Speaker 4: was like, I need to scope this out, because because
Speaker 4: Jacket was like, oh, you want to open for us
Speaker 4: the next day, and I said sure, but I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: Know what these niggas give.
Speaker 4: Let me go, you know exactly what that going. I
Speaker 4: didn't know what our guest today gives. I was seeing
Speaker 4: him in conversation, but I don't know how he is
Speaker 4: on stage. And honestly, I'm so glad I went the
Speaker 4: day before because I was like, Wow, anything that you
Speaker 4: thought somebody wouldn't say on stage, they said it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what they are.
Speaker 3: There was domestic domestic abuse jokesoo, but did people laugh?
Speaker 2: Was the crowding gauge? They were? They were all right,
Speaker 2: they were ok.
Speaker 4: They had to take a moment and then they were like, well,
Speaker 4: well also the day before, Sam Jay had like a
Speaker 4: similar joke, and we're like, well, if a woman is
Speaker 4: saying it.
Speaker 1: Is I.
Speaker 3: Watch them out, Marie, watch him out when Sam pull
Speaker 3: up in her.
Speaker 2: When I see Sam J, I'd be like, sir, no,
Speaker 2: you know, Sam J got a lot of again, I'm
Speaker 2: doing too much. Yeah, shout out to you, siss. Go ahead.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 2: So we ended up.
Speaker 4: We went after the show, we went out, we went
Speaker 4: to the box.
Speaker 2: We paid, you went to the box.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't mean to scream into the microphone. I feel
Speaker 3: like a lot was happening, sins. I got one text
Speaker 3: and that was it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The text was like I'm going to the show. Now,
Speaker 3: I'm going to the box after.
Speaker 4: I didn't think I was going to the box after
Speaker 4: and then the guest's girlfriend or his boo was like, let's.
Speaker 2: Go to the box.
Speaker 3: And she's beautiful. So I was like, yeah, we're doing whatever.
Speaker 3: Who paid for everything? Oh?
Speaker 2: Some uh, some industry was there and they paid.
Speaker 4: They had the corporate card down and I said, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm absolutely coming. Oh wow, okay cool. After that we
Speaker 4: went to the diner. I told them I'm not paying
Speaker 4: for anything.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know why you would have said
Speaker 3: anything at all. I just would have not offered to
Speaker 3: put my card down.
Speaker 4: No, you gotta These is young dudes that honestly don't
Speaker 4: give up. They knew I'm not fucking so they don't care.
Speaker 4: So they were like, yeah, put your put your money
Speaker 4: else in it. I had to let them know it.
Speaker 2: Pull your money out or bulletity out of the two. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I hung out way too hard, and I thought
Speaker 4: that I could hang and I'm sober the whole time.
Speaker 4: As soon as I walk in the box. My old
Speaker 4: drug dealer was like, Sydney. I was like, fuck, I
Speaker 4: had a new wig on. I didn't even look like.
Speaker 3: That major face hasn't changed at Alsis that means the
Speaker 3: drugs did your body get? Your old drug dealer was like, oh, Sydney. Also,
Speaker 3: how good a client were you that the drug dealer
Speaker 3: remembers you on site?
Speaker 2: I was pretty good. Ok, you had like a punch car,
Speaker 2: you had ten like stamps.
Speaker 4: No, dude, After I asked too many times for the
Speaker 4: free cocaine, that's when I had that. That's when I
Speaker 4: had to pay. I didn't have those punch cards. They
Speaker 4: were like, oh cause you know you, Sydney, just give
Speaker 4: it to me bye and get one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: But after a while they were like, you got to
Speaker 4: pay one hundred dollars for cocaine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see now why you have no money saved.
Speaker 3: I was buying a lot of cocaine. Oh absolutely, Look
Speaker 3: at God. Yeah, won't he do it?
Speaker 2: Speaking of cocaine, niggas doing cocaine. Cocaine.
Speaker 3: Our guest today, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, he he's
Speaker 3: a he's a Christian, Yes, okay, he's a he's a friend.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's a colleague. Yes he got a blue check.
Speaker 4: I think he got a blue check on he's a
Speaker 4: verified account and he's verified.
Speaker 2: He wears sandals with socks. Give it up for.
Speaker 3: Our rude expert, Zack box boom Zack Fox Fox.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was that rude this week.
Speaker 4: Yes, you were, like socially, No, well, what do you
Speaker 4: what do you consider rude?
Speaker 3: Because like like if someone's talking to you and you
Speaker 3: cut them off and walk away.
Speaker 2: That's rude.
Speaker 1: Why were they talking to me?
Speaker 2: Okay, see that, But also I understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 6: But I mean this is like I'm I'm in Rome,
Speaker 6: I'm in New York. Y'all niggas just be rude for
Speaker 6: no reason here.
Speaker 2: It's not no, no, no, no, we always have reason to
Speaker 2: be rude here.
Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 2: Also, we're not really rude.
Speaker 3: We just like we're not putting up with the bet,
Speaker 3: we don't have time to waste, we're gonna rush.
Speaker 1: We're not rude, we're just stab a nigga.
Speaker 4: La that y'all be bullshit, And that's why it's on
Speaker 4: fire right now.
Speaker 2: That's why you're on fire because you're not being real.
Speaker 1: You know, if y'all were real, it would be it'd
Speaker 1: be that's why they don't, Yeah, because.
Speaker 2: The Lord wouldn't bring nothing to you that you can't handle.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, burn it out, girl, Megan, Like the Ruth
Speaker 3: is okay, r Kelly is canceled.
Speaker 2: I couldn't think of another hot song, right right, right right.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't think of a Shan Paul song. Six
Speaker 1: songs about fire?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, right? What about you?
Speaker 1: Temperature?
Speaker 2: That was from like Grand Theft Auto. We're so wrong,
Speaker 2: We're eighteen ninety nine. So so Zach Fox is on
Speaker 2: tour with Jack Knight. There was supposed to be our
Speaker 2: second guest today, but he did not show up. He
Speaker 2: didn't even text us back, know nothing.
Speaker 1: He got a new man.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, because he went to the box and there
Speaker 4: was this uh trans person that had a bottle up
Speaker 4: their ass and pulled it out and put it all
Speaker 4: the way back in and Zach having a bottle.
Speaker 1: Uh it was like a Heineken or something.
Speaker 2: It was like a family value.
Speaker 3: Bottle of it was like it was like a forty
Speaker 3: ounce yes, that they put fully in their ass, the
Speaker 3: whole thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just imagine like that there is state farm agent.
Speaker 1: Or something, Yeah, the state farm. And at night I
Speaker 1: set my dick on fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said his dick on They said their dick
Speaker 3: on fire.
Speaker 6: Like wrapped, they wrapped a paper towel around it. Okay,
Speaker 6: so it's almost like smoking it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, just like a flame broiled dick.
Speaker 1: It was like an incense.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Jack had his mouth open the whole time, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, that's his that's his type.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, come on, Jacket, and it was yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So they're on tour being reckless all over the place.
Speaker 4: The tour is called canceled. Why is that?
Speaker 1: Because it was?
Speaker 6: It just it's so appropriate for what happens with me
Speaker 6: and him are together that like this nigga don't know
Speaker 6: how to stop. I don't know how to stop, and
Speaker 6: it all kind of culminates in this opinion that's like
Speaker 6: sometimes kind of good, but it's still like you can't
Speaker 6: really talk like half the ship that we be saying,
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 1: Tweet that ship. No, I was blown.
Speaker 6: Like I've be coming from like a real, you know,
Speaker 6: a honest standpoint of like this could make the world better, but.
Speaker 3: Oh, is that what you're trying to do you're trying
Speaker 3: to make the world better always.
Speaker 4: Okay, can you give us a bit that you're like,
Speaker 4: it sounds terrible up top, but.
Speaker 3: This is really the maybe less a bit and more
Speaker 3: your opinion on something that people think it is terrible,
Speaker 3: but you're like, this actually is a good thing.
Speaker 6: I was just talking to somebody recently. I'm I mean,
Speaker 6: I know, I know Louis did this whole.
Speaker 2: Thing, you know, let me hear this.
Speaker 1: But the whole pedophile thing. Man, Like, no, it's not
Speaker 1: a good thing.
Speaker 6: We just got to figure out, like we got to
Speaker 6: talk to these niggas and figure out what's really going on.
Speaker 1: Because it's a disease. It's a disease, but like niggas
Speaker 1: be born like.
Speaker 3: A lot of people who are pedophiles, I feel like
Speaker 3: we're also abused as kids.
Speaker 6: But that's also a stigma, and that's not true. It's
Speaker 6: a it's a stigma, like not every person who's a pedophile,
Speaker 6: like actually like had a daddy or a mama who
Speaker 6: was like shut up, niggas throw grits on him, Like
Speaker 6: that's not always Like I just I just think we
Speaker 6: need a we need a bigger We need a bigger
Speaker 6: conversation about it.
Speaker 1: Why do you feel you feel like you need to lead,
Speaker 1: not me?
Speaker 2: What's your face?
Speaker 1: Watch?
Speaker 6: No, that's just something I've been thinking recently, like we
Speaker 6: all like people hear that word and we just shove
Speaker 6: it to like, oh, put that nigga in prison, But
Speaker 6: really it's like that's why so much? No, No, I'm
Speaker 6: being like, I'm being for real. That's some ship that
Speaker 6: I see, and I'm like, I do agree.
Speaker 3: I do agree that there is like a real big
Speaker 3: stick stigma on pedophiles. There should be, yes, but also
Speaker 3: it is a disease.
Speaker 4: Like why would you think that somebody wanting to be
Speaker 4: with little kids is like right in the head, they're not.
Speaker 6: They're sick because you acting out on that sexual desire,
Speaker 6: you're ruining a.
Speaker 3: Person, yes, and you going to it's not going to
Speaker 3: fix that, right, Okay, come on, let's take a step back,
Speaker 3: because if you take the word pedophile out and put
Speaker 3: any other criminal there, it's the same thing. Why would
Speaker 3: you think stabbing somebody is okay? Because thinking that you're
Speaker 3: gonna take them to send them to jail.
Speaker 2: Is going to fix them.
Speaker 6: Because violence is something that that can be conditioned and
Speaker 6: be taught you know what I mean. Like, men in America,
Speaker 6: we taught like, yeah, niggas supposed to beat that nigga
Speaker 6: ass like, but that's something that the country conditions us
Speaker 6: to be, Like, you know what I mean, So when
Speaker 6: you go out and you're like, I want to run
Speaker 6: around stabbing niggas.
Speaker 1: Hipster mountain born.
Speaker 6: Nobody was born, like I'm gonna fuck these niggas up
Speaker 6: as soon as they come out.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, this is this is not
Speaker 2: where I thought.
Speaker 1: The conversized me very I feel like.
Speaker 2: I need to be high for this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, City, I feel like you switched teams immediately, says
Speaker 3: you go to the box one time with this light
Speaker 3: skin dude, and all of a sudden, see where you're
Speaker 3: coming from. You know, the if a white dude was
Speaker 3: sitting here right now saying the same thing, you'd be like, actually,
Speaker 3: Connor shut as the fact, and now it's like because
Speaker 3: this man, you know what?
Speaker 2: Okay, great, I.
Speaker 1: Started, I threw the ball way down the field. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I mean prepared. I'm not drunk.
Speaker 3: We were just talking about Michelle Obama and you bought
Speaker 3: it to people touching touching. I'm sorry, Michelle Obama you
Speaker 3: know she's not here for this. Yeah, So tell us
Speaker 3: a little bit about you, like where you're from, Like,
Speaker 3: what's your background so people can be truly.
Speaker 1: Women got to get better at second dick.
Speaker 4: Wow, See this is the stuff that I was rude. Okay,
Speaker 4: So that's that's where you come from.
Speaker 3: Women got Okay, tell us why women got to be
Speaker 3: better at second dick when y'all have literally no skills
Speaker 3: at eating bytes y'all.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear no y'all in this ship.
Speaker 2: Okay. So I'm saying y'all because most men can't do
Speaker 2: it most men? Are you saying that?
Speaker 3: You you with that putting it down?
Speaker 1: Are you joking? I'm positive?
Speaker 6: Come on, I pulled a thirty four year old woman
Speaker 6: out of just the streets of New York, nigga, I'd.
Speaker 2: Be eating pussy, okay, but did she come?
Speaker 1: Yes? Multiple times?
Speaker 2: Multiple times?
Speaker 1: My temples is bruised.
Speaker 2: She sat on your face. You know she was older.
Speaker 2: She's like, I need something to lean So what did
Speaker 2: you say to this woman?
Speaker 1: This till my thoughts hurt?
Speaker 3: So your thoughts? Oh that's good and that's poetry. Okay,
Speaker 3: put that on a shirt.
Speaker 2: Is that how you get them in the bar. That's
Speaker 2: what you said to.
Speaker 1: Her on the street.
Speaker 6: I've actually never pulled a woman. Okay, I've never been
Speaker 6: like a girl. I've never done so you've met.
Speaker 2: So this story that you just told us is fake.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she pulled me.
Speaker 2: What did she say?
Speaker 6: She literally tweeted me and said nigga married. She can't
Speaker 6: say nigga, but she was like she.
Speaker 2: Was, she was.
Speaker 4: That's different, they say, that's the that's my issue with
Speaker 4: like guys like you. You get all different types of
Speaker 4: people throwing themselves at you. And then I go on
Speaker 4: my DMS and I was like, why everybody looked like,
Speaker 4: uh from Syracuse they only eat potatoes.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you get that.
Speaker 3: I get like legit, like is this a Sierra Leone
Speaker 3: where why dust in your photos?
Speaker 2: There's no filtering, sandals, but no lotion.
Speaker 3: And it'll be like I'd be like listening followers right
Speaker 3: with twelve followers, and it's like you are a queen,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, you are a queen.
Speaker 2: Please come to Africa. La Chilean dude, hit you?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know any Chileans. I know I know a
Speaker 3: dude that like I meant near a chili's. But I
Speaker 3: don't know, like that's so she's slitting your Also, if
Speaker 3: a man slides in my DM just like marry me,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like blocked and reported a spell.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 2: It's perfect because this guy I hang out with him.
Speaker 1: And but that's just something y'all get to get away with.
Speaker 2: They had a stalker.
Speaker 3: No, I'm afraid that somebody's gonna kill me, not like
Speaker 3: make me come kill me.
Speaker 1: No, I just feel like, I don't know.
Speaker 6: It was endearing to me because I'm gonna do But
Speaker 6: if I did that to one of y'all and I.
Speaker 3: I mean, I look at all your photos and be like,
Speaker 3: what does he works sandals with socks?
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, this nigga crazy, Marie.
Speaker 3: They had an issue. They had a stalker that at
Speaker 3: the box. No, they had a stalker that came to
Speaker 3: the show, that been hitting you up for months or
Speaker 3: weeks or whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about this. What is a stalker to you?
Speaker 3: She that just means she's ugly, because I feel like
Speaker 3: women being your dms regularly.
Speaker 2: So what made this a stalker?
Speaker 1: She?
Speaker 3: I mean, she wasn't she wasn't a stockertil she showed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like she just kept hitting you up
Speaker 2: and you wouldn't respond. Were you responding? You never once
Speaker 2: sent a response back to her.
Speaker 1: You know how people do like the soft DM where
Speaker 1: it's like they reply to your story, So that's not
Speaker 1: really happening in the DM.
Speaker 6: She would do that like regular routinely. And then all
Speaker 6: of a sudden, she's at the show. But I didn't
Speaker 6: record because I didn't even I wasn't even going on
Speaker 6: her profile.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, who is this? Who is
Speaker 1: this girl?
Speaker 6: Why she like looking at me weird and shows over.
Speaker 6: We're hanging out, We're all like, let's go.
Speaker 1: To the box. We call big two big ubers.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, I'm like counting coming in the uber.
Speaker 1: Every one of my ship was like my niggas.
Speaker 6: And then all of a sudden, we're all outside waiting
Speaker 6: to go in because our homegirl had the straight just
Speaker 6: you going in here, and she's there?
Speaker 2: Was she in one of the cars?
Speaker 1: Yes, she finagled her way into one of the.
Speaker 2: I think they just let her.
Speaker 1: They just accept they just accepted her.
Speaker 2: Well for how many people?
Speaker 3: Because when it's too many people, because remember we've all alone, it.
Speaker 4: Was a lot of kids, eleven people, right, so what's what's.
Speaker 1: The twelve exactly? So nobody was like who knows her?
Speaker 1: So everybody thought she was what happened.
Speaker 2: But she wasn't really talking. That's a weird thing.
Speaker 4: Like she wasn't She didn't talk to anybody to get
Speaker 4: to finagle.
Speaker 2: She just got in the car.
Speaker 3: Where she just like waited and then like she was
Speaker 3: just yeah, she just covert about it, like she.
Speaker 2: So, what's she in the car with her head down?
Speaker 1: She was like she wasn't.
Speaker 6: And the one that I was in because if she
Speaker 6: was in mind, I would have been like, no, I
Speaker 6: don't know, shorty. But then then we're all at the
Speaker 6: box and she's just there and I was like, oh fuck.
Speaker 6: And I'm going through my dms on Instagram and I'm
Speaker 6: like like, I'm like I never really clicked her profile
Speaker 6: and I click it and she's standing right in front
Speaker 6: of me.
Speaker 2: Did she say something to you? No, that's a soft stalker.
Speaker 2: If anything, she got a ride into the city off.
Speaker 2: She didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: She just showed up. She was trying to a box.
Speaker 1: See if a dude did that.
Speaker 2: Marie, we were just talking about all the stalkers.
Speaker 6: You got if a dude did that to you. It
Speaker 6: was just in the club. Let's let's take in the
Speaker 6: back like Batman's.
Speaker 3: Imposing and gross and you know Jason Michael Myers type stuff.
Speaker 1: But you know how tall was this girl?
Speaker 2: She sounds little? She little she had.
Speaker 3: When did you hear me sayil you go from pesthelia
Speaker 3: to domestic abuse?
Speaker 1: This is this is the problem with the black.
Speaker 2: Men in the.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So what was she wearing? She wants Sydney Sidney remembers.
Speaker 3: She looks like an American apparel worker, Like, she looks
Speaker 3: like she works in the factory.
Speaker 2: Of So she was Asian. She was really Asian? Is
Speaker 2: what you're saying to me, because that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: She was Asian.
Speaker 2: Yes, she was as See, you.
Speaker 3: Don't remember what your stocking looked like. So that's why
Speaker 3: I said, it's a stalk Okay, so hold on.
Speaker 4: This is when I get in So then and Sydney,
Speaker 4: he's ready to get your face slighted. Hold on, Jack,
Speaker 4: Jack is like, yo, shorty keeps bothering me. This is
Speaker 4: for y'all talking to the women who were in there.
Speaker 4: Y'all should be talking y'all should be smacking the ship
Speaker 4: out of her.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: When I smack her, it's gonna be crazy. But she
Speaker 4: all up on me and she's bothering.
Speaker 1: Who was she on you or Jack? I honestly, she
Speaker 1: was really drunk.
Speaker 6: I could tell, so it could have been like she
Speaker 6: was like, well, Zach got a girl.
Speaker 1: That's usually what happens.
Speaker 6: I'm daging friends, I'm daggering in the box, like dry
Speaker 6: humping my chick. And so she was talking, I'm jumping
Speaker 6: off couches like Jamaican man.
Speaker 4: Literally, Jacket is drunk and she's trying to dance with
Speaker 4: him and then he finally blows up and he's he's like, see,
Speaker 4: this is why this happens, because y'all, women are supposed
Speaker 4: to be stepping in.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm not your security guard.
Speaker 3: Y'all are grown as men. When you saw her outside
Speaker 3: the buck, you should have been like, you gotta bounce.
Speaker 6: But we didn't know, and nobody, nobody really noticed that
Speaker 6: until we was already in the ship, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean. Like, but when we were still outside, I
Speaker 6: was still like, I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1: But no, no, you realized she was the the stalker.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, what y'all think, what you'll
Speaker 2: think about this terribly.
Speaker 6: Also, then when we see some weird shit going on,
Speaker 6: like I know what the popular narrative is that men
Speaker 6: never step in we just be watching ship.
Speaker 2: Like that's what it sounds like you did at the bottom.
Speaker 1: So we got the stalker chick.
Speaker 6: All the girls are just like, you know, a dude
Speaker 6: come up to my chick and regardless of her being
Speaker 6: my chick or whatever, Like I was probably like the
Speaker 6: last person to be like blah blah blah blah. But
Speaker 6: somebody came up to her and was like, hey, what's up, shorty.
Speaker 6: Every nigga in a one hundred foot raateis was like, hey, bro,
Speaker 6: you're trying to get y'all ass Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because y'all know her, No, this is you.
Speaker 3: I mean for somebody who's rude, you was real polite
Speaker 3: to this crazy girl because it was a percent I
Speaker 3: don't care you saying that, yes, but but she's there
Speaker 3: like the you're in danger because what.
Speaker 1: If she likes that's a bomb though, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Like at one point the girls was like when we
Speaker 6: was at the diner and all the girls was like,
Speaker 6: you should have told us, we would have handled I'm like, no, y'all,
Speaker 6: y'all would have done some dumb ship.
Speaker 1: The whole shi would have turned into a fight.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not stepping in for some dude who I'm
Speaker 3: not banging, who's not paying my But like, you got
Speaker 3: some your chickens here, Why didn't your.
Speaker 1: Chick handle it? You sound just like a man.
Speaker 2: The chick because I'm a nigga. But the chick that
Speaker 2: you were daggering at the club, why didn't she say something?
Speaker 1: Well, Jack, she didn't know.
Speaker 4: Jack was yelling at me and her like, y'all should
Speaker 4: be had. I was like, first of all, I just
Speaker 4: got this hair. I'm not doing this a new piece.
Speaker 4: It could still got to tag on it.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I went to the girl and I said, hey, uh,
Speaker 3: people are uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: We don't know you or you went it over like
Speaker 2: a manager.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I went over like you gotta go, and she
Speaker 4: was like, well why, I said, who do you know here?
Speaker 2: Who do you know? She's like, but like, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I said, what if she had said to you, Sidney?
Speaker 3: I listened to the podcast she followed Sydney the followed.
Speaker 3: Then she followed me, and I was like, well, well,
Speaker 3: she might be thank you for giving us this conversation
Speaker 3: starter for the podcast.
Speaker 2: But I told her, I told her.
Speaker 3: She had leave.
Speaker 2: She left. I spoke to her. Yes, but Sydney, what
Speaker 2: I'm saying is, you didn't have to do that.
Speaker 1: You should have done that, but I ain't know.
Speaker 6: And also, I'm not going to put everybody else in
Speaker 6: a weird situation to ruin ay night.
Speaker 3: You're gonna put everybody in a weird situation by letting
Speaker 3: her stay.
Speaker 2: That's weirder to me.
Speaker 6: It just was like we already in the club. It
Speaker 6: was like I was looking at it and I had
Speaker 6: all the math equations.
Speaker 2: Are you guys buying bottles?
Speaker 1: Huh buying bottles? No? No, it was a you know, it
Speaker 1: was a tame night.
Speaker 2: But like they were buying bottles of beer. Yeah, I'm saying, like,
Speaker 2: were people buying her drink?
Speaker 1: I'm just That's what.
Speaker 2: I'm asking out.
Speaker 1: And also she was she was a distance away, like
Speaker 1: she never came up to me and made me feel unsafe.
Speaker 1: I was just like, this is weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Marie, if tables.
Speaker 1: Was turned, if table was turned, if tables were turned.
Speaker 2: First of all, I'm not ordering two ubers for everybody.
Speaker 1: We all taking the track.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Second, when we get to the box and I'm talking
Speaker 3: to the bouncer, I'm gonna be like, she not with
Speaker 3: us a hundred she's.
Speaker 2: Not with us, or he's not with us.
Speaker 4: I don't know him, Okay, But remember we went out
Speaker 4: for like Chris and we went to that club.
Speaker 2: It was the same situation.
Speaker 3: So some girl jumped in the car and came with
Speaker 3: us to this club. And this is the thing that's
Speaker 3: weird to me is if this is how I know
Speaker 3: a girl is crazy, If she comes out by herself,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, she's insane.
Speaker 2: She said that she was supposed.
Speaker 4: To do things with her man that night and she
Speaker 4: canceled them to come to the show because such and
Speaker 4: such was gonna be there.
Speaker 2: You're actually your partner in crimes.
Speaker 3: She was following Jack and then she came to.
Speaker 2: The Union show. She was there.
Speaker 4: Yes, Yes, I was like, Jack, isn't that homegirl? He
Speaker 4: was like yo, I didn't even think.
Speaker 2: I was like, how do I know your stocker better
Speaker 2: than you do?
Speaker 3: Honestly, Sydney, you here we face this because I've got
Speaker 3: all my stockers faces already. But I just I feel like,
Speaker 3: it's what are we trying to be polite? We trying
Speaker 3: to make sure everybody's night is not ruined by kicking
Speaker 3: somebody out that makes the night better.
Speaker 1: No, it was. It definitely wasn't that. I was just like,
Speaker 1: well this, I'll.
Speaker 3: Call every man in my phone and be like, you
Speaker 3: need to come down to the box to get this
Speaker 3: man out of my face.
Speaker 2: I like, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: But that's how men handle shit.
Speaker 2: By not handling it, because she stays.
Speaker 6: No, I'm saying that, like, man will jump up and
Speaker 6: be like, oh, we're finna beat this nigga. Ass Like,
Speaker 6: that's not how you can handle a situation like you
Speaker 6: don't have to.
Speaker 2: Beat this woman.
Speaker 3: You But Jack was telling Sydney and your chick that
Speaker 3: they needed to slap this chick.
Speaker 1: That's Jack.
Speaker 4: The thing is well for me why, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: you guys are like rude because you'll be on stage
Speaker 4: and you can say all this stuff, which is awesome.
Speaker 4: I think it's funny herefore, but then a situation like this,
Speaker 4: it's like this is the time to actually be rude, and.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, man, actually actually a moment of your time.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. And it's like, no, just tell her to leave,
Speaker 2: she's not invited.
Speaker 4: Like, don't you have like something about ugly chicks. You
Speaker 4: said something.
Speaker 2: About ugly women, how important they are? Yes, why are
Speaker 2: ugly women important?
Speaker 6: Let's talk about this because they do all the shit
Speaker 6: that like y'all traditionally beautiful women don't do, and they
Speaker 6: don't complain about a lot, and they actually fuel the
Speaker 6: life out this planet.
Speaker 3: They don't retract say it, say it louder.
Speaker 2: Why are you like you know you, you.
Speaker 6: Know the bit, like I don't have to do the
Speaker 6: whole thing. I just I love ugly women. My girl
Speaker 6: is beautiful.
Speaker 4: But when he was saying on that on stage, I
Speaker 4: was like, yo is she snaggled to f his girl
Speaker 4: and then she came out.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, the opposite.
Speaker 1: Good for you ugly women.
Speaker 3: They just I'm just saying, well, what do ugly men
Speaker 3: do for the world, because I don't feel like they
Speaker 3: do nothing.
Speaker 2: Do ugly men make the world around?
Speaker 4: Well, I've been with a lot of ugly men and
Speaker 4: I just want to say, they've called.
Speaker 6: Me back right now. Wouldn't you wouldn't circle back with
Speaker 6: some of them ugliness.
Speaker 2: If things got rough, you would real Wow, Sydney, I'm
Speaker 2: learning a lot about you today and your ever laying
Speaker 2: fleece and learning so much.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think that ugly men are the rudest.
Speaker 2: I think that. I think ugly men are the most confident.
Speaker 2: They're the rudest. But they like the level of self.
Speaker 3: Esteem that they have, Like whoa, you must have. It's
Speaker 3: a lot of big dig energy on that ugly face,
Speaker 3: like you got. It's a lot. But I don't think
Speaker 3: that they do anything to like make the world better.
Speaker 3: They make it worse. Why Why because they're disrespectful. They
Speaker 3: are those would be the ones who cat calling, the ones,
Speaker 3: the ones.
Speaker 1: That's like, you've never been cat called by acute nigg No, never,
Speaker 1: not once not.
Speaker 3: I think New York attractive dudes they dis mind their business,
Speaker 3: be or they come over and miss, excuse me, I
Speaker 3: just wanted to come across the street and tell you
Speaker 3: got a nice as No.
Speaker 1: So if an ugly nigga came up with that approach, but.
Speaker 2: Excuse man, don't say excuse me, no.
Speaker 1: No, no no. But I'm saying, if he did, what
Speaker 1: are his chances I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Look at his shoes, and then I'm looking at his pants,
Speaker 3: and then I'm gonna look at his fingernails. Then I'm
Speaker 3: gon look back at his face and be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm late to a podcast.
Speaker 1: And that's why we can't call me.
Speaker 2: What good looking man do?
Speaker 4: Good looking man will be in the club, they'll see
Speaker 4: a girl that they actually like, go to the bar,
Speaker 4: reach over like can you pass me that napkin? And
Speaker 4: then you're like, oh, ship, I didn't even notice how
Speaker 4: fine this dude is.
Speaker 3: And then we end up talking to them they indirectly.
Speaker 2: Get can you pass me that napkin?
Speaker 6: I'm not using I'm just I'm just seeing how if
Speaker 6: nigga ugly? He just from day one, third grade? Excuse me, no,
Speaker 6: excuse me, excuse me, no.
Speaker 1: Event like across the street come here, honestly.
Speaker 6: So we need to have therapy for these men, like
Speaker 6: we need to be teaching them like, hey, it's okay
Speaker 6: to look how you look, but just don't snap.
Speaker 2: It isn't okay. It's not okay.
Speaker 3: It is the same people who can't call look like
Speaker 3: Kodak Black and the people that you want, because like
Speaker 3: even Kodak Black at a moment, he was like, I
Speaker 3: only date light skin girls and you ought to be mixed.
Speaker 3: I don't date black darkies. Essential quarter black, no money,
Speaker 3: and nobody knew who you were. Kodak Black money is
Speaker 3: not that long. One two Quardak Black looks like a
Speaker 3: grimlin and he's in and out of jail. He can't vote.
Speaker 3: He probably has never paid a bill in his life.
Speaker 3: He looked like he eats he done and dada dragon.
Speaker 6: I don't understand why the whole culture still listens to
Speaker 6: Kodak Black's opinions Like this nigga is out of prison,
Speaker 6: he still eats prison.
Speaker 2: Food like he's at a prison.
Speaker 6: He has a personal chef, make him like the Valveda,
Speaker 6: the pockets where you like put cheetah, you crush up
Speaker 6: cheetos in a bag.
Speaker 1: And what was a personal chef?
Speaker 3: He just got cooking for him. He got somebody making
Speaker 3: grilled cheeses with irons.
Speaker 2: Was going to Kodak Black. Somebody else told me that
Speaker 2: he doesn't like I love.
Speaker 1: Kodak I would never listen to an opinion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like anybody, any man with giving the opinions though.
Speaker 3: Any man, any man with a tattoo on his face
Speaker 3: I'm not listening to ever, like ever.
Speaker 2: Come out now, you know, life skins, you gotta be indies.
Speaker 1: He had a good tattoo on his face.
Speaker 2: What's a good tattoo on your Bible?
Speaker 7: Verse?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Playing hand?
Speaker 1: What if he had the Constitution tattoed on his face?
Speaker 2: The Constitution is trash.
Speaker 3: It's so bad percent I'm definitely kicking him down two
Speaker 3: flags of stairs?
Speaker 2: Do you think Constitution on his face?
Speaker 1: No? Gross? What other?
Speaker 2: What can you tell us about yourself that?
Speaker 3: Like, you know, you feel like people judge you on,
Speaker 3: but you're like, this is still.
Speaker 2: Me being nice. I'm being honest.
Speaker 6: Uh community service, no ship that people judge me on?
Speaker 6: Like what what kind of people you can judged on?
Speaker 1: A lot?
Speaker 2: Okay, well what do people judge?
Speaker 6: I get judged by men because because of uh me
Speaker 6: appreciating homosexual Yes you do?
Speaker 2: And good. We're gonna have to fix these levels. I'm sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you appreciate homosexuals.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 6: I mean I grew up around them in Atlanta. That's
Speaker 6: the conditions.
Speaker 3: That's where they make black gays in Atlanta. They just
Speaker 3: churn them out like this and they come out It's
Speaker 3: like it's like.
Speaker 1: A yes, Atlanta just like a gay jack in the box.
Speaker 2: But you said they say that.
Speaker 4: They say like the savviest things like they have with
Speaker 4: they they know how to talk to other men.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like Atlanta gays like New York gays.
Speaker 6: Maybe some l A GA's like really drive culture.
Speaker 2: Like it's like, no, I'm not giving l A gas That, No,
Speaker 2: definitely not.
Speaker 6: I'm not giving black gays in Atlanta and New York
Speaker 6: and black women like they bounce all the lingo and
Speaker 6: all the all the style and then it ping pin
Speaker 6: balls between them and then goes into.
Speaker 2: The end, sir, and then people are like wow.
Speaker 1: Then you know, all of a sudden, we're all doing oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like like a black gaze.
Speaker 3: Who does the Kardashian wigs make Kylie Jenner feel like, oh,
Speaker 3: I invented wigs And it's like since we've been Harriet
Speaker 3: Tubman or wigs, Yeah, okay, you didn't invent wigs. The
Speaker 3: black dude that put them on your head is what's
Speaker 3: elevating you as a star. But like, yeah, so why
Speaker 3: you get my whole thing?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: So why you get mad at the Kardashians, get mad
Speaker 4: at the people who are making.
Speaker 1: Work for them.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, they gotta make money, Kyle a billion
Speaker 3: dollars to spend. Let me make some coin by putting
Speaker 3: some false slashes on her face or you know, attaching
Speaker 3: or just.
Speaker 6: To Definitely, I definitely think telling black people to not
Speaker 6: work with someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're making money top a bag. It's like kind
Speaker 1: of racist, like.
Speaker 2: Kind of racist city. You're kind of racist. Not racist.
Speaker 2: You got this Everlane Fleece owning you.
Speaker 1: Just racist a white man. Lane, But it's just.
Speaker 2: Like, come on.
Speaker 4: The person who put that like fro on Kylie and
Speaker 4: made her look like.
Speaker 2: She did she did a vogue. No no, no, no no,
Speaker 2: since that was not a fro.
Speaker 3: That was a white person that barrel curled and then
Speaker 3: teased the hell that I've never seen a black person
Speaker 3: with a quote unquote fro that looked like that. She
Speaker 3: looked like Marie Antoinette if anything, if anything, she was
Speaker 3: going back to her. A white person did that, And
Speaker 3: there's no way in hell a black person did that
Speaker 3: hair stuff. A white person curled and buffed and tweaked
Speaker 3: and that, and it.
Speaker 2: Was a straight white lady that did that.
Speaker 3: I could tell you, okay, or what about the what
Speaker 3: about the Kardashians were corn rolls. Who are doing that
Speaker 3: white people, light skin lights, white people, white women that day,
Speaker 3: Black men.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I've seen the I've seen the tutorials. Black gays be
Speaker 3: doing the corn rolls, okay, but the black gays aren't
Speaker 3: saying that they invented that. Vogue, again owned by white people,
Speaker 3: are saying they invented this boxer braids style. It's not
Speaker 3: the black gays that are.
Speaker 1: I just feel like they'd be doing it on purpose,
Speaker 1: Like they.
Speaker 2: Know now that like anything they say.
Speaker 6: Anything they say or do, will be scrutinized, so they're like,
Speaker 6: let it be you know what I mean, that's what
Speaker 6: it is. Go ahead and say like, yeah, I invented
Speaker 6: this boxer braids.
Speaker 4: If you were in that position, wouldn't you want to
Speaker 4: be like yeah, sure, I mean Beyonce does the same
Speaker 4: exact thing.
Speaker 2: No, Beyonce just steals. She'd just be stealing, she'd be stealing.
Speaker 4: But then they're like, oh, it's Beyonce's and it's like,
Speaker 4: it's not Beyonce.
Speaker 2: She didn't do that song, that's not her dance move,
Speaker 2: those are not her clothes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I mean, at what point are we just
Speaker 6: going to be okay. And I'm just asking putting the
Speaker 6: question out there because I know it's you know a lot,
Speaker 6: but when are we going to be okay with white people?
Speaker 2: Never? We ain't never gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: What would it take for you to be okay with
Speaker 1: with white people? With white people like a nigga wearing
Speaker 1: dreads and like, first of all, white people dredges all
Speaker 1: never never dirty.
Speaker 3: Their hair doesn't lock. It just be clumpy, clumpy. It
Speaker 3: looks like they got Elmer's gluing it. Their hair doesn't
Speaker 3: lock naturally, and that's why it looks bad the black
Speaker 3: folks hair locks, Like if I stopped combing my hair today.
Speaker 1: I just mean appropriation as a whole, not just fashion.
Speaker 4: Hearing my issue with appropriation the same styles that they're
Speaker 4: doing now.
Speaker 2: We couldn't get jobs for thank you. We were judged upon.
Speaker 4: Oh that's that's ratchet, that's urban, that's two hoods.
Speaker 1: Even having a fat ass was like yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's it was like grotesque exactly, an amusing.
Speaker 3: That was my only issue with appropriation.
Speaker 2: That's the only issue anybody should have with appropriation.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, if you really valued and thought that
Speaker 4: this was the look, then you would have said that
Speaker 4: in the beginning. Now all of a sudden, now that
Speaker 4: you're capitalizing on it, on getting money, and.
Speaker 1: There's still niggas with dreads who like getting kicked out
Speaker 1: of class.
Speaker 3: Yes, right, there's like some little black girl that went
Speaker 3: to school with corals and beads and the teacher cut
Speaker 3: her hair.
Speaker 2: I imagine sending your.
Speaker 3: Child to school and she comes home and she's like,
Speaker 3: they said that my hair was a distraction. You cut
Speaker 3: my daughter's I'm cutting the teacher. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: But then when Kylie or Northwest or whoever has the
Speaker 3: same style, it's like, look at this cool new way
Speaker 3: to do your kid's hair, and they made while Holly
Speaker 3: Berry's kid, It's like, come on, you still haven't brushed
Speaker 3: her hair. Come on, she's only half black, so the
Speaker 3: baby's less black than that. And Halle's like, I don't
Speaker 3: have to brush it. It's just gonna it's gonna be silky.
Speaker 4: Eventually, Holly came out with that wig and you're like,
Speaker 4: you're definitely never gonna do your.
Speaker 3: That wig was like to the side to the bangs
Speaker 3: was by her ears. I just Halle Berry officially does
Speaker 3: not give her movies are trash, her children's hair looks bad.
Speaker 6: You know, I feel like she just needs one good
Speaker 6: thing right now. She needs like a stand up special.
Speaker 2: Way to take it home. Yeah, that's you know, halle
Speaker 2: Berry needs some black gays in her life. That's what
Speaker 2: she needs.
Speaker 3: She don't have that, And she needs a black woman
Speaker 3: to be like, Sis, that's not what we're doing today.
Speaker 3: She needs one black gay and one black female friend.
Speaker 2: To be like mm hmmm mm hmmm. Because you could
Speaker 2: tell halle Berry's surrounded by would do it?
Speaker 1: Would you do it for the bag? Would you marine
Speaker 1: does it for free?
Speaker 3: She fucking tells me all the time, says that's what
Speaker 3: we're doing really well. Because I like to say, and
Speaker 3: this is not really true, but I like to say
Speaker 3: that I'm Sidney's first black friend. And it's not true,
Speaker 3: but as a dog's because Sidney has a lot of
Speaker 3: beautiful white friends and they all have money, and they're
Speaker 3: all skinny, and they all.
Speaker 2: You know, forever dog network.
Speaker 3: Like I just I feel like when I met Sidney,
Speaker 3: it was like, Sidney, we will go through your photos,
Speaker 3: and you were the only black girl in all the photos.
Speaker 2: And then I popped up and people are like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, Sidney, good for you with your black friend.
Speaker 1: Can I ask her a question that I asked you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you be dating white man.
Speaker 2: I've dated white man, yes, you see, I've dated. I've dated. Yes,
Speaker 2: I've dated white man.
Speaker 1: You still do?
Speaker 2: I mean I dabble, I dabble in pink ten.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: But ultimately my thing is, I mean, I know that
Speaker 3: you don't care. You you look like you date you
Speaker 3: bang Chileans sit on your face. I would never let
Speaker 3: a white man sit on my face.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: No, Malcolm and Martin didn't die for. It's not the
Speaker 3: dream at the mountaintop for a white man to be
Speaker 3: sitting on my face.
Speaker 6: My new thing is, I won't date. It's only white
Speaker 6: women that I'm like, and that's white women of all European.
Speaker 1: You and Jack say, that's that's that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: You d like like Hispanic women.
Speaker 1: I'll did Hispanic women. I mean, yeah, I'll date it
Speaker 1: to woman.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll date a Indian woman, I'll ate a person,
Speaker 6: I'll date a black woman.
Speaker 3: You know, twenty nineteen is my if you If I'm
Speaker 3: single and you white, you come up and you throw
Speaker 3: some pussy.
Speaker 1: I'm a real nigg I'm gonna take it. But you
Speaker 1: can't really.
Speaker 3: Uh, somebody put that on a T shirt, but that's merch.
Speaker 3: If I'm single and you're a white woman and you
Speaker 3: throw some pussy, take it. If a white man throws
Speaker 3: dick at me, I'm not gonna take it.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna take it.
Speaker 3: No because said I'm not gonna I'm not gonna just
Speaker 3: take it just because you don't in dick at me.
Speaker 2: If I want it and I feel like I need it,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it. But I don't take a white
Speaker 2: man's money.
Speaker 6: But I'm not I'm not saying I'm give me like
Speaker 6: it's like I'm just saying, if somebody come up with
Speaker 6: a slice of pizza, give me that pizza right now.
Speaker 2: Know what I'm mad at, Give.
Speaker 1: Me the pizza right now. I don't want to beg
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: Heterosexual.
Speaker 4: I mean, can someone some pussy at me like she's Louise?
Speaker 3: Okay, wait what Sydney. This is something like like you're
Speaker 3: like obviously the baby in the family. It's like some
Speaker 3: only child behead because somebody throws some you have a girlfriend,
Speaker 3: I do not at you all the time. I do
Speaker 3: not girlfriend. Okay, all right, I forgot.
Speaker 2: Forgot. That's how we're talking about this. Sydney doesn't ever Sydney.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: I will find somebody that throws some pussy at you
Speaker 2: after the show. I will find someone.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be. It might be.
Speaker 3: It might be homeless, it might be it might be
Speaker 3: a woman on a bus. But you're like bus vagina, No, i.
Speaker 4: Will not take an M forty two pussy. I'm all
Speaker 4: set on that express bus, Vagina. You don't want me
Speaker 4: to throw that at you.
Speaker 2: Oh that's more money if you get on an express bus.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: No, what's that bus that go to like Westchester? I
Speaker 2: don't I don't take that bus. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with that that route. There's a bus
Speaker 3: that you have to do like two swipes against Sydney.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I don't go to Westchester.
Speaker 2: I don't. I saw the girl on the train.
Speaker 3: Uh. Let's talk about working stuff, Like what have you
Speaker 3: ever had a job where you said something so crazy
Speaker 3: that they were.
Speaker 2: Like you have to leave, oh man, because your comic.
Speaker 4: You look like you don't have day jobs like they like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: they don't, they don't.
Speaker 6: I got fired from every job I ever worked. That's great,
Speaker 6: every single one.
Speaker 2: What's why.
Speaker 1: The last the last job job I had was texting.
Speaker 2: You can just put it on airplane.
Speaker 1: The last job I had was in twenty fifteen. That's
Speaker 1: the last. That's the last time. Were you doing bartending?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's this is my story right here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally every job slash serving.
Speaker 2: Fired, bartender or bar back. What were you doing?
Speaker 1: Okay? Okay?
Speaker 2: He was he was the of the bar, Michelle, the
Speaker 2: front of the house. He was at the little one
Speaker 2: with the grin grabbing glass. Can I get some glass?
Speaker 2: You were bussing tables? Okay?
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: Just want to make sure they always make the busser
Speaker 2: is real short too. They do so we don't have
Speaker 2: to look at them. It's so mean, see, that's why.
Speaker 2: But we don't have to look at them.
Speaker 6: I've never really said anything that got me. I'm more
Speaker 6: so done stuff. It was always physical.
Speaker 1: I always was fighting people at the bar, always like
Speaker 1: throw something, walk out, you're throwing stuff.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious as a bartender. Never threw anything at any
Speaker 3: and I regret that, right.
Speaker 6: I punched a hole in the wall at my last job,
Speaker 6: and they.
Speaker 1: Why did you do that?
Speaker 3: Chris?
Speaker 2: You Chris browned the wall? What happened?
Speaker 6: Because they made me have a party. They gave me
Speaker 6: a like I was finn be off.
Speaker 1: I was fin to be off.
Speaker 2: I was to be off plans.
Speaker 1: And this party of like forty white people came in.
Speaker 1: They set up the whole back was a party. No,
Speaker 1: it was just like some girl like.
Speaker 2: Did they put a car down to have a minimum?
Speaker 1: They know they did not put a card.
Speaker 3: It was separate checks.
Speaker 2: That's a reason.
Speaker 1: And I got and I got and I got far enough.
Speaker 6: But I could tell like even my manager was like
Speaker 6: watching me, like what you're gonna do?
Speaker 1: Like because you know, I was like ready to.
Speaker 2: Leave and uh, you just leave, that's it.
Speaker 1: I just like put my hand through a long left.
Speaker 2: But you're her houself, dude? How deep? How deep in
Speaker 2: the shift was this?
Speaker 6: This was like I'm supposed to be going home Like
Speaker 6: it was like this is what you should have did midnight,
Speaker 6: Like this is what you.
Speaker 2: Should have did because I've done this before.
Speaker 4: Tell everybody, Yeah, the card is not worth the cards
Speaker 4: are not working the readers, So you got to pay cash,
Speaker 4: take everybody's stuff cash, and never come back.
Speaker 2: Take all the cash and lead.
Speaker 1: Take all the money and leave.
Speaker 2: Set it off at the bar.
Speaker 1: Set it off the bar.
Speaker 2: The card readers. The card readers not working. We're only
Speaker 2: taking cash.
Speaker 3: See if I tried to do that and I got
Speaker 3: this loud voice the manager probably over my shoulder, like what.
Speaker 1: Did you just about?
Speaker 2: The card readers? They work fine, And.
Speaker 3: Then it's me just looking dumb, like I'm gonna just
Speaker 3: put this in my jip job.
Speaker 1: Tips.
Speaker 4: I've done that on a Monday night. You know, I'm
Speaker 4: the only waitress. There's no there's no buss or no nothing.
Speaker 4: The card reader is not working. We are only taking cabs.
Speaker 2: The manager but like it's actually working. She don't know
Speaker 2: how to read.
Speaker 4: There's no manager there. You know, I'd be a manager waitress.
Speaker 4: I'll be everything. I'll be bringing out the food and
Speaker 4: if there's a big party, I'm like, listen. Every job
Speaker 4: I've ever had a cash only I've also been fired from.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, but like you didn't punch a wall, you're just less,
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 3: A dainty bird hands. I'm not punching the wall. I'm
Speaker 3: only going to hurt myself. And you know, I ain't gonna insurance.
Speaker 6: I was just mad. It was just it was like
Speaker 6: twenty fifteen summer Xanax, Future had like what Future had
Speaker 6: like four albums out.
Speaker 1: It was just toxic. It was like that was my
Speaker 1: most toxic.
Speaker 3: Year, twenty fifteen. I think that was the last year
Speaker 3: that I had a job as a bartender.
Speaker 1: Your future set on a song, go and fuck that nigga,
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: Over with Wow, And that's how we feel.
Speaker 4: I was just like, were you taking xanax that summer?
Speaker 1: Everybody was dabbling. It was at Land, was everybody this
Speaker 1: is I'm looks like everybody was doing it. Yeah, definitely not.
Speaker 3: How much is that somebody gets a prescription and then
Speaker 3: everybody just we all partake it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's communities and what is the xenx? How you
Speaker 2: feel like.
Speaker 1: You just feel like a nigga just dipped you and
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: I feel just I feel sticky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just like feel slow and like molasses molasses
Speaker 1: like you're supposed to be. Everybody it's anxiety. Medication in the.
Speaker 2: South is already slow. So y'all are slower, yes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And then it was like you got so slow
Speaker 6: that you get fast like niggas out there, like the
Speaker 6: twenty eight days Later zombies. Just like yeah, thiggas was
Speaker 6: fighting and ship people were like on XENX, on xen x,
Speaker 6: and a lot of It's like like now, like you know,
Speaker 6: there's a lot of deaths caused by XENX because people
Speaker 6: will be cutting it with other shit.
Speaker 2: Why are you cutting a xenx? Oh you guys snort
Speaker 2: the xen X. You don't just like take a pill.
Speaker 1: Some people do that. I would just take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why people are dying. They snorting xen X.
Speaker 1: One of my friends was like going way deep into
Speaker 1: that hole and it was.
Speaker 2: This guy Guy you got out, man.
Speaker 3: This guy slid into my DMS on Instagram yesterday and
Speaker 3: his whole I went to his page because he like
Speaker 3: doesn't use any real words. It's like emojis and like,
Speaker 3: you know how like dudes use numbers as letters.
Speaker 2: It is weird.
Speaker 3: What like people use a four instead of an A
Speaker 3: and it's like you could have just spelled the word applecloud.
Speaker 2: I don't know what a SoundCloud is, but you know
Speaker 2: there is one illuminai Illuminati words.
Speaker 3: Every post is like a sprite bottle and like a
Speaker 3: bunch of coding and like all like and he's like
Speaker 3: selling this stuff on.
Speaker 2: His page and I'm like, this is who slided into
Speaker 2: my DMS?
Speaker 1: Is people like that?
Speaker 2: You said, nice, No, that's not like.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see what he's talking about.
Speaker 3: He's not saying any real words.
Speaker 1: He's talking to you.
Speaker 4: Will take a chance with anything, You're like, well, it
Speaker 4: might come out, it might be right, Like, No, no standard,
Speaker 4: the coding, dude is not I type.
Speaker 1: No, okay, we have standards, do y'all.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that you like.
Speaker 1: We just out here just monsters in.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely. You literally said, if throws pussing me, I'm
Speaker 2: a catch.
Speaker 1: If she's if she's up to standard, liked the standard.
Speaker 2: What's the code here? She's she got both legs, both arms, and.
Speaker 1: The gelegen beauty, Like she's attractive, Like.
Speaker 2: She got to be intelligent for real, she got will
Speaker 2: be smart.
Speaker 6: I mean because I'm not the one. I don't, I said,
Speaker 6: I don't go out like, hey, what's up? Like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't have no game. I have no pickup game.
Speaker 6: So for us to be having you, I don't pick
Speaker 6: up game. I don't I really do not. I would
Speaker 6: not like you.
Speaker 2: Got those like brownish eyes.
Speaker 6: As physical attribute brown. A woman having big titties is
Speaker 6: not game.
Speaker 2: Listen, that's all that's all that matter. Your eyes are brown, Sydney,
Speaker 2: my eyes are brown, said with big.
Speaker 3: Titt that ain't get wow, ten thousand dollars titties right now.
Speaker 6: You having titties is not game. That's that's not getting
Speaker 6: me to do nothing. There are a million terabytes of
Speaker 6: titties on the internet right now.
Speaker 2: Terror byte, Thank you Google, just see my way out.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for good bye.
Speaker 6: I can google titty and spell it wrong right now
Speaker 6: and still just be just flooded with.
Speaker 2: This right city.
Speaker 3: I'm mad that I'm upset that I'm upset that you
Speaker 3: said you got brown eyes. Those are the worst of
Speaker 3: all the eye colors. First of all, the least impressive
Speaker 3: of eye color. You got doodoo, doodoo pupils.
Speaker 1: Got brown eyes.
Speaker 2: That's the one that.
Speaker 3: You're like, No, but it's the kind of like the
Speaker 3: lighter shade of.
Speaker 2: Brown, and it looks brown. It looks like regular like.
Speaker 3: If I hit some light in there, like, oh my god, if.
Speaker 2: You hit some light in my pupils, they'll be light
Speaker 2: to look at it? Did you do XANX this morning?
Speaker 2: Should have dilated how much sound we got ten minutes?
Speaker 1: I know, I'm looking at the lightning around now.
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta be ready.
Speaker 3: You should have into the episode to prepare the unificial
Speaker 3: expert is what we do here.
Speaker 6: But that's what I'm saying though, back to what I
Speaker 6: was saying, a woman for me to be getting engaged
Speaker 6: to a point where we're gonna have sex, we had
Speaker 6: to have had a conversation.
Speaker 2: Really, so you slides in conversations, okay, because you because
Speaker 2: you're exchanging words, you think you bet it in.
Speaker 1: Everybody just flipping everything at this point.
Speaker 2: Listen, I went to a club I was.
Speaker 4: I danced with somebody for two hours, left with them,
Speaker 4: didn't even speak.
Speaker 1: Why, it's just a connection. I don't think that's weird.
Speaker 2: That's the chemistry.
Speaker 3: No, that's that's the dress, the chemistry. That was the
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars, the cocaine that she did that night.
Speaker 3: We didn't even speak and we just went. We didn't
Speaker 3: even we had a connection. No, your dick, his dick
Speaker 3: was connected to your butt for two hours. That's the connection.
Speaker 3: I have never in all my years, as a Christian.
Speaker 1: Done that, sh.
Speaker 2: Feed me and then maybe I'll sit on yours.
Speaker 1: That's what you need. A meal, Yes.
Speaker 2: That's what we have. That's the person having no words.
Speaker 2: You only eating. We're eating and talking. What are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 1: I'm talking.
Speaker 2: I'm not eating like a set.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's not monsters saying.
Speaker 1: The bar for y'all is in hell is a meal
Speaker 1: like a hobo. Look, feed me and we'll talk, and
Speaker 1: we'll talk.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, Okay, look, Sidney just worked on this
Speaker 3: dude for two hours and it was actually something. We're
Speaker 3: talking and then it's like, oh maybe, I mean it's
Speaker 3: usually gonna be no, but like possibly it's it's a chance.
Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna just like you're not gonna grind
Speaker 2: on my butt for two hours, and then I was
Speaker 2: and we out.
Speaker 1: It was very Alvin because a man have to pay.
Speaker 3: I ain't got no money, so he's gonna have to pay. Okay,
Speaker 3: it doesn't have to pass it.
Speaker 2: I don't have any money.
Speaker 1: The answer is, yes, do you ask men on dates?
Speaker 2: But I feel like whoever asked has to.
Speaker 1: Pay, So that's why you don't ask.
Speaker 2: I mean, so why would I ask like this. This
Speaker 2: is my house face.
Speaker 1: You see?
Speaker 3: Do you see how stunning I look in this terrible light? Light?
Speaker 2: Get my pupils because I also have brown eyes.
Speaker 1: You see him?
Speaker 2: You look crazy? Thank you so much. Okay, so before
Speaker 2: we go, do we learn anything today?
Speaker 1: I didn't learn a single thing, one thing.
Speaker 4: But that's a that's a beauty in this podcast. You know,
Speaker 4: sometimes you just bring some of our closest friends here
Speaker 4: to talk ship.
Speaker 1: Oh Jack just texted me.
Speaker 2: What do he say? He said, you still let the podcast?
Speaker 2: Did he say I'm outside?
Speaker 1: He said, fuck, So I fucked up. I'm very sorry, y'all?
Speaker 1: Mad Huh?
Speaker 3: Can we get him? Can we get him on the phone?
Speaker 3: Can somebody can we call him in? I already feel
Speaker 3: like this is gonna be Can he call him in?
Speaker 3: And then what is he gonna say?
Speaker 1: Jack Knight in Nashville?
Speaker 5: Man is Jack died? First time, long time big fan
Speaker 5: of podcast?
Speaker 6: You got anybody you got any questions for the ladies today?
Speaker 2: Is that Chritis?
Speaker 5: That is? This is uh Chris Red. He's also in Nashville.
Speaker 3: Jack, Can you tell the can you tell the listeners
Speaker 3: why you didn't make it to the podcast this morning?
Speaker 5: I got really drunk and stayed out till five am
Speaker 5: and eight beat balls.
Speaker 2: Oh so you were with that man?
Speaker 1: Is meat set his bick on the fire at the box.
Speaker 6: Yes, I want to apologize all the good people on
Speaker 6: the podcast.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Now you just you just left me in
Speaker 1: the lightning ground between these two. God damn it just
Speaker 1: tossing me around. I can hear you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we hear you. You don't hear us.
Speaker 1: I can hear you. Hello, Okay, Well I hear you.
Speaker 2: I guess the technology.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: I guess we've had enough.
Speaker 1: He can't hear.
Speaker 4: Okay, he didn't have any He's in Harlem. That's why
Speaker 4: he's there's literally no service. Yeah, it's everything except that.
Speaker 1: Oh we broke or you broke this.
Speaker 2: We at the students. Okay, Beyonce records here. Beyonce is
Speaker 2: a Forever Dog podcast member. Michelle Obama's on the way.
Speaker 2: That's our next guest.
Speaker 5: You know it's Sasha. Ain't no, Michelle, it's Sasha.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll take a ta Wow. He just said Sasha
Speaker 3: was like Michelle from Destiny's Child.
Speaker 2: You guys got Sasha?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's wrong with Sasha? Sasha is after the Dog
Speaker 5: bro don't play that.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: See that's exactly why you couldn't make it on the podcast.
Speaker 2: That being said, I would also take the job on
Speaker 2: the podcast. I'm here for Bo Bo Mama.
Speaker 5: Everybody knows.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jack, we got to hang up on you because
Speaker 3: you're not really adding anything to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes, but thank you so much?
Speaker 7: Yall?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cut his mic off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you cut that microphone off.
Speaker 2: Anything you want to leave the listeners with before you go.
Speaker 1: No, Uh, Acon twenty twenty, that's what you That's what
Speaker 1: I'm going for.
Speaker 3: I mean, he did like bring electricity or something to
Speaker 3: all of Africa?
Speaker 2: Is that supposed to be him being a president of something? City?
Speaker 2: You don't know what city? Did you vote?
Speaker 1: I did in the midterms? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who did you vote for? Everybody blue? M hmmm, that's
Speaker 2: a safe safe I voted for all the elephants. Was
Speaker 2: there a Goose? Is there a blue Goops? Do you
Speaker 2: really need to know the names?
Speaker 4: You just need to know the party since you just
Speaker 4: go all the way down, you just need.
Speaker 2: To know the Uh.
Speaker 1: No, I actually couldn't. They didn't get my ballot to
Speaker 1: me in LA.
Speaker 2: That's another safe one. That's another safe one.
Speaker 1: I was really upset.
Speaker 6: I was really upset because I had got my registration
Speaker 6: there right on time, and but me and Jack had
Speaker 6: to come on tour. So I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: get my manager to fill out my ballot, and they
Speaker 6: sent it. It came like two days after I could
Speaker 6: even do the ship. Yeah, so I'm pretty disappointed.
Speaker 2: It's voter suppression.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that is. It didn't feel like because
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, where are my ship at?
Speaker 2: Did you follow up? Who were you going to vote for? Anyway?
Speaker 1: I was just gonna probably do the same thing and
Speaker 1: do like the what was it propped? In on La?
Speaker 6: They talking about raising Rent and all the old people.
Speaker 6: It was like, no, nigga, don't fuck Rent. I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna help you out with that.
Speaker 2: Did they did that pass?
Speaker 6: I was more concerned about, like California, they're gonna be
Speaker 6: They're gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be fine. They don't need my help, Like
Speaker 1: Georgia needs my help.
Speaker 2: That's what you shouldn't that's what you should know.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why I really should have tried to vote.
Speaker 1: That was in Georgia. I mean, stay still like Quentin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's only done by like thirty thousand were they're.
Speaker 6: Gonna do a recount or a recount read a revote.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well then go ahead and go back to Atlanta
Speaker 1: and vote you got.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I might have to do that because
Speaker 6: you will. Georgia. It's like it's way more crucial than
Speaker 6: in California. Like my vote in California is just like
Speaker 6: another like all of silver Lake count for my vote. Yeah,
Speaker 6: they all took care of my ship.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Georgia and figure it out.
Speaker 1: Georgia is scary with that ship.
Speaker 6: I feel like either people will come out or it's
Speaker 6: just gonna be even more racist to be like.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, monster inc That's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you were able to come and talk
Speaker 3: about literally everything from touching kids to touching hearts.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you, Sidney.
Speaker 3: I don't appreciate you agreeing with any of that, but
Speaker 3: you do what you could exist.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I led with that. I think
Speaker 1: I just I'm tired.
Speaker 2: You're like, this is provocatives.
Speaker 1: Sorry, all listeners, I was I don't drink coffee.
Speaker 2: So I just neither do I, and yet here we are.
Speaker 1: I got out of an uber and was like a
Speaker 1: touch the niggas, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Wow so much to our rude expert.
Speaker 2: What do you have coming up? This is going to
Speaker 2: be up for the December.
Speaker 6: Oh, if it's December, I'll be on tour with my
Speaker 6: good friend the Cat.
Speaker 2: Big deal, thunder Cat, Yeah big What are you going.
Speaker 6: To be doing opening for him? I'm gonna switch it
Speaker 6: Up'm gonna be doing some songs and music.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, wait, you sing?
Speaker 6: I don't sing, but I can. I can get it
Speaker 6: far enough to wait a minute.
Speaker 3: You wait until the end of the podcast. That dude,
Speaker 3: you're singing. You're like doing something singing.
Speaker 1: It'll just be songs. It's gonna be I think he's
Speaker 1: on us.
Speaker 3: Sound don't you got a song called square Up?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll probably be doing and just mostly like little
Speaker 6: fun rap songs and shit, just because it's it's I
Speaker 6: don't want to give up way too much, but okay,
Speaker 6: it's a tour in like me and Thundercat, like he's
Speaker 6: a musician, like I want to make it more tailored
Speaker 6: to him, and I've been like experimenting with more like
Speaker 6: alternative ways to tell jokes.
Speaker 2: You've been in the studio being the stoop. I've been
Speaker 2: experimenting your alternative. I love that. That's great.
Speaker 3: What's your Instagram and your Twitter? You're really good at
Speaker 3: the social media's.
Speaker 6: Follow me on Twitter at Zach Fox and on Instagram
Speaker 6: at Big Justice Mind Prophecy twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: Still, that's his name on Instagram.
Speaker 6: And my email is Infinite Deodor at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2: Is that your real email?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Stupid? This is why we can't give y'all money because.
Speaker 1: The engineer looking at us like we need to shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, before we go, come see us live for the
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Podcast Festival on January eleventh at Union Hall.
Speaker 2: The Unofficial Expert is going to.
Speaker 3: Be sold out, so you you better by your buy
Speaker 3: your ticket name, buy the ticket bits.
Speaker 2: Wow can we just do our like little plugs like
Speaker 2: that with my plug?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Well you listen by the ticket. January eleventh is a Friday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, ticket, Hey bye the ticket nig stab.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, well that's where we're gonna Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Bye.
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