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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

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Speaker 1: All right, Garret, what's your phone tap all about? Today?

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Speaker 1: So Valerie wants to play a phone tap on both

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Speaker 1: her parents. Now, val has been dating a guy for

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Speaker 1: a couple of months now, and it's been pretty quiet

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Speaker 1: around her parents. Her parents have no idea. So I'm

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Speaker 1: going to start the call to her mom thinking it's Valerie,

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Speaker 1: and then it gets awkward from there, and here we go.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what happens. Hello, Hey, listen, I just told

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Speaker 1: my parents that I'm going out bowling. I got to

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Speaker 1: be quiet because I'm still at home. But I got

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Speaker 1: the condoms, and I got the beer, and I got

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Speaker 1: the whipped cream. So you and I are your parents home?

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Speaker 1: Val Is this? I'm her science partner from class. My

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Speaker 1: name's Andy. What do you mean you're a science partner.

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Speaker 1: Now we're doing a science project. Yeah, and and and

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Speaker 1: we're just condom. Well, we're just doing it for explosion.

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Speaker 1: I'm how old you? And I'm sixteen? Is Valerie? Is

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Speaker 1: Valerie coming to see my daughter? Is Valerie? There is

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Speaker 1: Valerie here? You're not getting anywhere near about what's your

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Speaker 1: parents name? They're they're out on business. Is I gotta,

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Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta go? Who? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: This boy was just thinking I was vow and telling

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Speaker 1: me that he was on his way over with hipped

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Speaker 1: cream and condoms and beer. What I'm no? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I was Are you telling me that I'm making this up? No?

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Speaker 1: I was doing a liar? Is that what you're saying? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm a liar. Now, I was doing I'm doing a

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Speaker 1: science project for Science Partners. Where Science Partners? Sir? My

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Speaker 1: name is Andy, and what's your last name? A bit Samberg?

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Speaker 1: But I was just looking for val because I have

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Speaker 1: our science project due tomorrow and we're just looking at

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Speaker 1: way over with condoms and whipped cream. Is that what

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Speaker 1: I heard? Yes, sir, it's all part of a science project.

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Speaker 1: I would be glad to show you. I'd like to

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Speaker 1: meet you in person. Yeah, no, sir, it's okay. I'm

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Speaker 1: a little busy right now. I'd love to, but I can't.

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Speaker 1: That is, you had plenty of time for your whipped

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Speaker 1: cream and your beer and your condoms. Now, who's Andy?

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Speaker 1: And he's we do lack together? You do lab? What

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Speaker 1: what else do you do, young lady. He's my theology

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Speaker 1: partner mine. He's on his way over with whipped cream

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Speaker 1: and condoms and beer. He's my lab partner. And like

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Speaker 1: your lab partner, we do we have to time. You're

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Speaker 1: not your lab partner, okay, coming over here with ripped cream, partner?

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Speaker 1: Is that I'm going to be waiting for you. Outside you,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be waiting for you. And now you're not

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Speaker 1: mean this house problems? Are you kidding me? Okay? Like

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Speaker 1: whatever happened to the movies? I thought you guys were

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Speaker 1: going to the movie and now I'm going to the movies.

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Speaker 1: You think we're going to the movies? Now, okay, I

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Speaker 1: can't you How old are you? Andy? Sixteen? Ma'am Jean?

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Speaker 1: Two teenagers carrying on like this in my house? Mom,

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Speaker 1: you're embarrassing me. I thought we raped you, right. I

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Speaker 1: cannot even believe this. This is not the way we

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Speaker 1: rap you. My name's Garrett from Elvistairhan in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: And you just got phone tapped by your daughter val What.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry, it's a joke. Mom. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe I got two for the

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Speaker 1: price of one. So you know, it's a good thing

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Speaker 1: that your phone tapped us, because I was gonna kill her.

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Speaker 1: You get, let's still go to the movies or what. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're going to the movies, but you're gonna come with us.

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Speaker 1: All tablets pre recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show