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Speaker 2: That's right, we just hit number one, number one.

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Speaker 1: Sterling k. Brown likes it. Where we're going to the moon?

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Speaker 1: Come on.

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Speaker 3: Here.

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Speaker 1: Finally I knew this day would them. We bet on

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Speaker 1: y'all on DraftKings.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, it's been a tough couple of years for

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Speaker 2: that bet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no one did. They were going to break our legs.

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Speaker 1: But didn't you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: They never pulled. The ticket was still active. The Draft

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Speaker 4: Kings and the Queens were going to kill us. We up,

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Speaker 4: don't worry about it. Now they have his.

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Speaker 1: Family, they do have my family. Well we'll bockast. You

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Speaker 1: should work with that. The Draft Queens are pretty scary.

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Speaker 1: Gone Chip Singer bears racist turn stuff. Can't tell me

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Speaker 1: smooth just like a silky soft dan cuddly hulped me

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Speaker 1: up like a quilt. I'm a lyrical lover. Take from me,

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Speaker 1: no filk with me. Sexual physique you know, be about

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Speaker 1: built the other day. When you knew it, it sounded

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Speaker 1: like pirates are the Caribbean, like you've been in that

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Speaker 1: way island. When you do it, I didn't know how

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Speaker 1: to do it. When it came in. I didn't have

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Speaker 5: The Black Pearl close, bombastic, fantastic, Yeah, I got, I

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Speaker 5: got the Night Manager, a long.

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Speaker 1: Drawn sr ST crazy man dog when the shift change.

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Speaker 2: Go, Yeah, characters to the rest to the.

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Speaker 1: Pirates aren't in the Caribbean. They are in the Pirates.

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Speaker 1: Not like a crazy jump. They gotta be down there.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I think we should be dancehall guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: damn you, yeah siou you reggae pirates. Now, I'm never

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Speaker 1: gonna not do.

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Speaker 2: I really think they did us a disservice by not

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Speaker 2: including that in the films. Reggae yeah, no, just reggae

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Speaker 2: pirates should have been in the Pirates of the Caribbeans.

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Speaker 1: One of the ships.

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Speaker 2: They're not based on anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. You could have a black

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Speaker 1: I forgut use your imagination. Yeah, that would be fun.

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Speaker 1: I mean there was no Jack Sparrow. Yeah, now give us,

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Speaker 1: give us Shaggy. They're making jerk on the boat, bro.

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Speaker 1: They got girls. Yeah, yeah, that should have been a

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Speaker 2: That would have been Kira Knightley should have had to

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Speaker 2: twerk something yeah, yeah, something nasty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah for Captain Lockbeard. Yeah, Leido Blue doing the

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She said she should had to get daggered off the

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Speaker 2: then the Captain's like and that, like she can take

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Speaker 1: She's one of us. Yeah, I think that should have

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Speaker 4: And the one of the Caribbean nigga from Living Single,

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Speaker 4: I just think he would have been perfect for this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the lead pirate. Yeah boy, I'm talking to the

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Speaker 1: other note the music nigga, the nigga what was his

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Speaker 2: Talking about the dude that replaced TC Carson.

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Speaker 4: Nah, that's the light skinning thing. I'm talking about the

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Speaker 4: Little dude, little guy, he used to rock the Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: And that's the problem with Hollywood is that they is

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Speaker 2: have said we got have we got the role for you,

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Speaker 1: I think it's he's really little, remember, I think, because I.

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Speaker 4: Think it's because he's black, and because Tom Cruise was little.

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Speaker 4: Tom Cruise was the little Yeah, he said, everybody little

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Speaker 1: He cleaned out little Hollywood. You gotta go work at

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Speaker 1: There aren't a lot of low guys in Hollywood, not

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Speaker 4: He the first one to come back because it's and

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Speaker 1: Like that, I know you have a conspiracy that you brought,

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Speaker 2: He said it as if we were like, well, of course, yes.

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Speaker 1: We know obviously been trying to get your assassination.

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Speaker 2: That Tim said, Tom Cruise has head go on, man, that.

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Speaker 1: Would be a crazy beef because I don't know who

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Speaker 2: Kevin's really strong, strong power to him. But but I

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Speaker 2: Remember, at the very least Tom Cruise will jump out

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Speaker 1: Right, and that's you gotta yeah, because then what are

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Speaker 2: How do you fight against somebody that, when push comes

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Speaker 1: He's ready to die. He's ready to die.

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Speaker 4: Maybe do you think that may be sometimes doing his

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Speaker 4: drinking yourself to death. I think that's what happens to happen.

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Speaker 1: I think that's all it is. Absolutely Oh okay, I

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Speaker 1: thought there was gonna be pushed back. Cool. No, I

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Speaker 1: think that's four or five mission impossible? Won't mission impossible?

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Speaker 1: To run it? Bro this time, I eat a bunch

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Speaker 1: of suicide films, a bunch of SINAI. That's that's the

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Speaker 1: the rich Fellow part. At the end, it was good

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Speaker 1: at the beginning, it was good. Now you did great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I give you like an eighty five percent on him.

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Speaker 1: every school.

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Speaker 2: I think we should introduce our guests too. I think

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Speaker 2: we couldn't be happier. He's here. You already heard his

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Speaker 2: sweet dulcet tones. He's the hilarious comedian, uh that, that

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Speaker 2: we've grown to love in so many ways, one of

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Speaker 2: and Nightmares on Hulu. You know him from Comedy Central,

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Speaker 2: you know him from from The Brandon Jamel's Show, you

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Speaker 1: What's good? My lams are flying, I'm beat to six.

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Speaker 1: My crew is big, and it keeps getting bigger. That's

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Speaker 4: How y'all boy's doing everybody good. I got a little

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Speaker 4: something to show you, guys. I was gonna wear it,

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Speaker 4: but I've seen how y'all do. Y'all camera, it's no

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Speaker 4: point you're don't. It's like a little small. I didn't

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Speaker 1: Strong man, keep on coming, coming coming. Okay, they spelled

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Speaker 1: coming wrong. First of all depend on who you ask.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: First he did you try? You can't stop us?

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Speaker 1: Now? February twenty to twenty eighth, that's now, saman Dalla.

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Speaker 1: I did think that was Harriet Tubbman for a second.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Listen, that's something.

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Speaker 4: First glance you think Million Mare in March, which the

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Speaker 4: anniversary was yesterday. I'll tell y'all boys, but that see

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Speaker 4: that's October. Yeah, this is February seven and eight. I

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Speaker 4: have to assume this is an even Gary, Indiana. If

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Speaker 4: premiere party from Bellyoo because if you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know, you know it's funny. That's the most

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Speaker 2: Kevin Durant Martin Luther King has ever looked.

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Speaker 1: Look, yeah, what'd you get? Did you get this? A

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Speaker 1: peg post? Look like that is y if I've ever

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Speaker 1: seen that. Yeah, man, I got to sell and faster

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Speaker 1: the cameras so they can really.

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Speaker 2: Really want to because I tried to go to your

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Speaker 1: Boom straight there. Yeah, I see what I'm saying, guys,

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Speaker 1: you want to go right there? Yeah? Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: I might hit the court with this. Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I might do something like that.

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Speaker 2: That's intimidating. That isn't going a little TALKO run a

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Speaker 4: You know, I know where the ball gonna fall. You know,

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Speaker 4: We're very happy you're here.

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Speaker 2: You came to us with the conspiracy theory that that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because honestly, I was like, you get asked to

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Speaker 4: do the show, and the person I'm emailing with is like,

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Speaker 4: what conspiracy theory? Gott And I'm blanket. I'm like getting

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Speaker 4: And I'm like blanking and I'm like I text you guys,

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Speaker 4: And as soon as you say your list, I'm like,

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Speaker 4: with you all to even find out what it was called,

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Speaker 4: because when my mama told me, she just said they

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Speaker 4: was trying to make niggas little.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she never used the name. That's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: This from my mom is crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you are trying to make niggas little. Let's this

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Speaker 2: You hurt his heart.

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Speaker 1: The fact that this came from home is so nuts.

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Speaker 1: But you said, my mama told me the government is

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Speaker 4: Try saying how he said it. Please, are they're trying

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Speaker 4: to make niggas little, not trying to make little nigga little.

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Speaker 4: That's already. They're trying to make advertised niggas little nigga.

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Speaker 1: Oy niggas little niggas Okay, And even I can't afford

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Speaker 1: that it bruh for years, like she would even be

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Speaker 1: like that, or she would be like you monkeylous and

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Speaker 1: I ain't know what she meant because.

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Speaker 4: My mom, you'd say it in that know you got

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Speaker 4: any of their moms y'all, y'all moms like don't know

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Speaker 4: the names of anything. Yeah, yeah, you know, because it started,

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Speaker 4: it all was centered around like it's always some food stuff.

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Speaker 4: That's why we stopped putting foil on the girls. They

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Speaker 4: stop using that, they're gonna make you amulous. No foil

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Speaker 4: on the grill.

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Speaker 1: We stopped using, like, stop having any sauce, any sauce

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Speaker 1: that's got like a name brand to it.

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Speaker 4: No Chick fil A sauce, No bang bang because this

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Speaker 4: was what my mama said to me, that life is nasty.

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Speaker 1: No, it's so fun. I'm having a great time.

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Speaker 4: But I'm like, I don't even know what you're talking about,

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Speaker 4: you know, I'm just thinking, just like whatever, Mom, I.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, You're gonna end up humungulus

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Speaker 1: That's just who its possibility. No, you just you. You're

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Speaker 2: That's almost like when you find out that you really

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Speaker 1: No, I've never had that experience. Oh you don't. I thought, okay,

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you just go No, we're damn we're brothers.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't speaking to a Mama Mia type. Mama Mia

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Speaker 1: Buddy, I was just thinking about this movie.

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Speaker 2: based off of a song. That's why it's called Mama Ma,

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Speaker 1: Okay, none of which are Papa Pia. They really missed

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Speaker 1: They did not call him Papa Pea. They really missed out.

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Speaker 4: But I was thinking, when it is, how do we

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Speaker 4: what do we do? I was thinking about this yesterday.

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Speaker 4: How do we get to Mama MIAX this is a

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Speaker 1: But answer your question.

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Speaker 2: You weren't going to HB with us a little That

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Speaker 1: No yet we pitch where we think we have a

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Speaker 1: with answer your question. No, I'm pretty sure white people

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Speaker 1: are trying to make us all humunculous. Really, okay, I think.

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Speaker 4: They would love it if we would love it if

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know what's fascinating for me is that my framing

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Speaker 1: What about you? You Hockey show? You hockey shows up

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Speaker 1: my my, my number one. Okay, I haven't watched any

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Speaker 1: uh like it. I think it would do something for you.

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Speaker 1: You would love it because I know you've eaten acid before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you're really going that as.

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Speaker 1: I have other hobbies. Yeah, but just in case you don't.

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Speaker 2: And you want to fuck around. It's a very good show.

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Speaker 4: Because because it's easier for us to grow waves, like

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Speaker 1: Fine, it's condensed, it's like concentrated orange. That was like

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Speaker 2: You leave that in the middle of Times Square. That's dangerous.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's getting outside the eminem store acting foolish.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt. It's like you weren't even they're trying

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Speaker 2: It certainly doesn't hurt.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's meat looks bigger if they cut six inches off

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the top of my skull. The ikabah grain cut

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Speaker 2: So for you, it was just a shrunken thing.

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Speaker 1: But you did show.

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Speaker 2: You sent us an image which if you don't mind

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Speaker 1: And we'll send it to Justin so he can put

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's edited in. But you sent us an image

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Speaker 2: Maybe always is safe to say, Yeah, I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: just all hog.

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Speaker 1: This is this is how you know the government is involved.

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Speaker 2: That looks like a drawing on a bathroom wall and

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Speaker 2: it feels deeply racist.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Why his lips as big as it's me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the two three three parts remain the same.

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Speaker 2: His big old hands because they were like, no, you're

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Speaker 1: it's getting a little deeper. We'll also send this suggested

435
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 1: because we're gonna have to put these up on the screen.

436
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:15,400
Speaker 1: These are important for everybody. Look familiar to anybody. Oh yeah,

437
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: the School of Hard Knocks mascot.

438
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,679
Speaker 4: Now, as I as an adult man who's paying bills

439
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 4: on time, I start to think there's already a couple

440
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 4: of homunculars.

441
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 1: In the hood. Oh, like they've been letting them out.

442
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 1: They've been out and were trying to keep them from

443
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: the government.

444
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 4: The government is trying to make us all humunculous, right,

445
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 4: A couple of niggas failed through the were trying to

446
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 4: keep them out the facilities as a testament to black

447
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 4: people though. That's probably why School of Hard Knocks was

448
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 4: always be to your streetwear. We rejected it because I

449
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 4: had one School of Hard Knocks T shirt and I

450
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 4: felt dumb about it.

451
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 1: Sure, it was not a popular it wasn't cool. It

452
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,239
Speaker 1: was not cool. It was it was almost like kind

453
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: of like junkie clothes, like crackhead clothes. It felt what

454
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 1: Johnny Blaze turned into. Yeah, it felt like what it

455
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 1: felt like. It wanted to be and won so bad,

456
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: but it was and just didn't have what it took

457
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: to be. And it was such a clunky Uh, it

458
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: was so clunky. S O HK is not cool.

459
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 4: They don't really like soak soak what I'm so? Yeah,

460
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 4: it don't feel right, it doesn't. It never felt right.

461
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 1: I felt like it was a lot of off colored sweatsuits,

462
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like lavender sweat duite, Yeah, lavender.

463
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 1: School of Hard Knocks I remember the teachherts had hell

464
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 1: of words on him, like too many words they were.

465
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 2: They were long winded, like it'd be big paragraphs.

466
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: There. You go out here dry snitching with the clothes.

467
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's hey, yeah, I'm not

468
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 1: even gonna hold you. That's my anime. The people who

469
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: invented School of Hard Knocks trying to Humunculus into the

470
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 1: black community. They wanted to make us cool with it.

471
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 1: Damn that's nasty. Yeah, it's way better than that show.

472
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: What was that? Why you one? How to make it

473
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: in America?

474
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 4: I like this about the jeans, Yeah, but this is

475
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 4: about that. But this Kick Cutty is still in it.

476
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 4: Way more talking from Kik Cutting, which.

477
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 1: We all want. We all want more talking from Kik.

478
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it.

479
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 2: We've all enjoyed the way that Kick Cutty has has

480
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,719
Speaker 2: rolled out all of his things, especially as of late.

481
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: You're killing it. Kick Cutty. We love what you do. Yeah,

482
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: he's back, he back around. Yeah, man, maybe we take

483
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: a break. Maybe we just let that settle in. We'll

484
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: be back with more. David Moore likes more, Jamal and more.

485
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Speaker 4: My mama told me. And we're also back off of

486
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 4: that crime. You didn't say it, David, Wow, Jamil.

487
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 2: I did some research on the existence sort of this

488
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 2: conversation of the humunculus, right, the term humunculous originates.

489
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: I know this one. You know this one, go ahead,

490
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: the nineteen seventy nine Australian film The Road Warrior.

491
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, that's not true.

492
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: I think it is. Maybe you run that movie back,

493
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: he says, I am the Great Away and we will

494
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 1: spare your lives. I love that movie. True. Man.

495
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: Your ability to pull such specific quotes, it's admirable.

496
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: It's very strange.

497
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: You You you really keep the library of very specific

498
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: things that a person said.

499
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 4: It's funny here, but then it's hard because I got

500
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 4: to live like this. I get that, you know what

501
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 4: I mean. So it's like I go to the bathroom

502
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 4: at four in the morning. Alana's like where you've been?

503
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm been in there, yeah, running lines man.

504
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like sister, and she's like, I've been in

505
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 2: there doing a beautiful mind with ship that.

506
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 1: Orlando Brown says, Yeah that's the problem. Yeah, that sucks.

507
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

508
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 2: The term humongolis was born from a Latin word meaning

509
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 2: little person, and then was later evolved who means small,

510
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 2: small artificial human being. First, it specifically meant that it

511
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: is about a person who is not born. It is

512
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 2: your your mother is a little off in that you

513
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: were not going to turn into a hu monkey humongolous.

514
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 2: You instead would a somebody would create a small artificial

515
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 2: version of you or your life.

516
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: Oh, can we one thing? Can we get this clear?

517
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: Because I am confused? Is it humongolous with a G?

518
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: Or is it humunkus? Like uncle, There's there's no G

519
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: in it to see. Oh that's my problem that I've

520
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: been having this whole episode. I thought you were in

521
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: on the bit. Yeah.

522
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been saying it wrong because that's how his

523
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 2: mother said it.

524
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 1: Oh no, I thought I was saying it right.

525
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you took offense to my lab. Yeah okay, yeah,

526
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: now everything's making I'm glad we could check in I

527
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 2: was just it was going on, and I was like, yeah, No,

528
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 2: I was laughing because I thought you were joking.

529
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, I've been Okay, it does. I thought I

530
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: could like, oh, man, we get if we get a

531
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: raisin production budget, though, I want to make a Yakuba

532
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: head out of the real dollship Like yeah, I'm fucking

533
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: with that.

534
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 2: Ye we gonna have ma Mama told me dark and uh,

535
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: that's gonna be behind the paywall.

536
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: You are gonna want to subscribe.

537
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 4: Uh.

538
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: It is so.

539
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: It is meaning small artificial human being. It was first

540
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 2: popularized popularized in the sixteenth century out by in alchemic writings.

541
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: It is an alchemy based sort of theory, and in fact,

542
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 2: in fifteen thirty seven a dude named Paracelic Celsius wrote

543
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: this method.

544
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: A nigga came up with Celsius to drink. No, I

545
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: don't think he did either one of those black or Celsius.

546
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 4: Uh.

547
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: He wrote his method for creating a humannculus, and it

548
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 2: said that the sperm of a man be putrefied by

549
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 2: itself in a sealed cucre bit for forty days with

550
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 2: the highest degree of puture putrification in a I think

551
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, like a freeze like almost freeze dry petrified.

552
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 2: Puturified is the word like like word like tree sealed,

553
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: essentially vacuum sealed.

554
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: Style.

555
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, forty days and then at its highest putrification inside

556
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: of a horse's wound, or at least so long that

557
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: it comes to life and moves itself and stirs, which

558
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 2: is easily observed. After this time it will look somewhat

559
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: like a man, but transparent without a body. If after

560
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: this it be fed wisely with the a carnum of

561
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 2: human blood and be nourished for up to forty weeks,

562
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 2: and be kept in the even heat of the horse's womb,

563
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 2: a living human child grows therefrom with all of its members,

564
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 2: like another child which is born of a woman, but

565
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: much smaller.

566
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 4: Damn son, there was three D printing niggas in the

567
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 4: fifteen hundred. Yeah, they're probably doing crazy stuff. This isn't

568
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 4: a bombination.

569
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: There should be no. I'm not into horse nuts science. Yeah,

570
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: this is like even horse nut I'm talking about are

571
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: not with horses. I'm not with any of that. The

572
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: combo alone is not this is this is honestly, this

573
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: is why you need checks and balances. As far. You

574
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: can't just be letting scientists just just do stuff. Yeah, man,

575
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: that's because he did that. Well, I don't think it worked.

576
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: So he did it a few times too. I think

577
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: this guy was trying to get away with horse.

578
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 4: Hell yeah he was, so I know it was putrefied

579
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 4: putting that horse. Yeah, right off the line, it's not.

580
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 4: I ain't letting them Future Fine just write it down.

581
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: Then I said, hey, tell him, tell him, I let

582
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: him get dry. Tell him it was there for ye're

583
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: not from today. I'm doing research out here that is

584
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: not from today. That's like six weeks old, baby been

585
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: in there. Now. I don't even do that no more.

586
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: But it looked like Alex Mack. It looked like.

587
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 2: That might have been my son. Honestly, he Future Fine

588
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 2: and the horses come.

589
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: On, man, he's just making up.

590
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, he's like, oh, my son probably did that.

591
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: So it's I shouldn't be clear that alchemy is not

592
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 2: necessarily it is a sort of fictional science. It is

593
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 2: a science that is is imagines right, And so I

594
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: think even the alchemists writers of that time, I don't

595
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 2: think are necessarily claiming to be actively doing this ship

596
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 2: as much as they are like, uh, sort of playing

597
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 2: with magic in words and fiction and ship. That said

598
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: much in the way that we've seen with so many

599
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: writers historically and creators historically. Sometimes they're writing about real

600
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: experiences and real ship and it doesn't It would not

601
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 2: surprise me even for a second if my boy Paracelsus

602
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 2: was fucking horses and then being like, I bet you

603
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 2: make it from nothing in a horse womb.

604
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 4: YEA.

605
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 2: Now, part of the reason he says that they did

606
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 2: this ship was or that like a monkey would have

607
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 2: been advantageous is because they were like exceptionally gifted at

608
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 2: what they were calling art, which would then lead to

609
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: them being able to create more fake humans and more

610
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 2: like giants, odd creatures that that did not exist on

611
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 2: the earth.

612
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: That Carnival slaves. Carnival slaves absolutely whoa, yeah, whoa, because

613
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like carnies are slaves m hm.

614
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 4: Anyway, But then they and their freaks they wanted more

615
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 4: of that, yeah, And they wanted more of that, and

616
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 4: they wanted that's playing them a little less, yeah, ripping

617
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 4: them off. They starting to get upset. They stronger than Yeah.

618
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 4: Now it's like I don't have to pay you at

619
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 4: all because you're small. Where you're going to go you

620
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 4: have a beard, lady. Yeah, but we make them small,

621
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 4: but leave them lead the meat big because I want

622
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 4: to see the big mean Yeah.

623
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: And people will pay to come see the big meat.

624
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: Look out, look out big. We can make a man's meat. Yeah,

625
00:34:55,560 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: but but he can't overpower me even though he's so small. Yeah. Yeah, No,

626
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: it's it's it's terrifying. This is a complicated episode.

627
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 2: I think it really made me, uh take a step

628
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 2: back because one of the things that they point to

629
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 2: for modern day like humunculous whatever is this claim that

630
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 2: in Russia they were attempting to create a humunculous and knew.

631
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: I don't know why I knew that that's where they

632
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: were doing. You knew Russia was the source. It felt

633
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: like they could be it's cold, nobody's looking mm hmm

634
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: way out Siberia. Yeah, maybe send them to fight Island.

635
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: Is That is that where fight Island is. It's not

636
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: a fight Island is somewhere else, but in a real

637
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: fight island. Okay, they really get it. That's what they're doing.

638
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: Like the team UFC.

639
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 4: That's where you ever see the ones where they gotta

640
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 4: they trying to fight each other in a car with the.

641
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah car ju jitsu car jujitsus, that's them. That ship's crazy.

642
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: Fighting in the car is crazy. And then they have

643
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: the ones where like it'll be like six dudes versus

644
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: one real big guy. Yeah, they're doing all type of

645
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: legal lass fight. Yeah. Yeah.

646
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 2: And then they had the craziest one I've ever seen

647
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 2: was when they had a dude who was a drug

648
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: dealer fight the person who bought the drugs that still

649
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,479
Speaker 2: owed him money.

650
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Speaker 1: See. I don't think that that's the fight I want

651
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: to see. I want to see the drug dealer fight

652
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: the addicts father. Okay, now now now call up the

653
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: draft queens. We got a fucking situation. You know, I

654
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: need to see the live bets on that. Yeah. But

655
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: also if the drug user is actively on meth or

656
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: whatever they're doing, they were not crocodials, super soldier. That's

657
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: gonna lie.

658
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 2: The drug dealer gave him, gave him that work, I

659
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 2: mean the drug the drug addict gave him that word.

660
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, he on the ship, right, We didn't call

661
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: him later. He's on this. I just from me.

662
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 2: In the video, the drug dealer looks like Kingpin, Like

663
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 2: he has like a big, big fat guy, big leather jacket.

664
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 2: He's like in a ring and he's like knuckled up

665
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 2: like this, and like you're like, oh, either he's gonna

666
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 2: catch him quickly and this will be over, or he's

667
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: about to get whooked because it's just a true cracket,

668
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 2: like fast.

669
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: Skinny, nimble.

670
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 2: This muffle he jab jab jab jab.

671
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: He go to sleep, jab jab jab. You know what

672
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean?

673
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, moving, he don't give a fuck.

674
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 4: It's a different kind of pace. Yeah, three minutes of

675
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 4: a long time, long ass time. Most street fights don't

676
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 4: go one round.

677
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they go forty seconds. Tops feel like

678
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: a lifetime. Yeah. Yeah, some girl gets in and breaks

679
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: it up. Girl. Do you ever see a girl trying

680
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: to break up a fight and then get like yeah,

681
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: But I've also seen it where she breaks like a

682
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: girlfriend like it's me, it's me, look at me. Damn

683
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: to call down, Like.

684
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real bummer when when it becomes a

685
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 2: moral conversation in the middle of a fight, or when

686
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 2: you're like but then you're also like, damn, they're really

687
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: in love, you know, they care about you.

688
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: He really doesn't want him to fight. She was willing

689
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: to sacrifice everything to keep That's beautiful. The version I

690
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: saw way less beautiful. I get that. We don't got

691
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: to get into details. No, no, no, no, this is

692
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: a This took a dark turn so.

693
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 2: In Russia, apparently the claim was that they were attempting

694
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: to create a he monkeylist, which was made popular by

695
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 2: a video about ten years ago that started circulating of

696
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 2: a man trying to inject sperm into a chicken egg.

697
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: God damn it, bro, people got a chill.

698
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 2: It was later proved to be a complete online hoax

699
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 2: that I don't know if it is an online hoax,

700
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: and that the man was not injecting the spreading into

701
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 2: the egg. I think it was more just like he

702
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna make a list and then he

703
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 2: did that.

704
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: That would be funny if they was like, it turns

705
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 1: out Reddit it's a hoax.

706
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just trying to get niggas to film themselves

707
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 4: doing fucked up ship man.

708
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: That's what Reddy was.

709
00:38:59,400 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

710
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 2: One of the things this got me thinking about, though,

711
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 2: was this, what is the need for these additional bodies?

712
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 4: Right?

713
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 2: We live in a time where there's a surplus of people,

714
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 2: there's a surplus of people.

715
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: People are willing to do clearly all kinds of shit.

716
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 2: We already have the ability to enslave people, and we

717
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 2: have all, frankly, at this point, all the individuals we

718
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 2: need for war. War is now done by fucking robots

719
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 2: from my hundreds of miles away. We don't need more

720
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 2: warm bodies to necessarily throw at at guns the way

721
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 2: that we used to. So I'm not even sure that

722
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 2: this has the same necessity that it might have had

723
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 2: in like fucking olden times, where you just needed a

724
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 2: new fucking body.

725
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: To write, right, You needed a new body that you

726
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: could control. You needed a crash dummy. Yes, And now

727
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: they don't need a crash dumby now people are self

728
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: identifying as crash dummy. They're happy to be a crash.

729
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 4: It's a different time. Yeah, this makes a pretty good much. Yeah,

730
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 4: sell some sell some of them. Videos, the ridiculousness.

731
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: Shots fired.

732
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 4: You could, you could, you could when you said Russia,

733
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,439
Speaker 4: I'm thinking space race. Yeah, let's some little niggas of space. Yeah,

734
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 4: niggas that are a little Yeah, put them in there.

735
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: Dogs. See what happens, Yeah, see what happens. Yeah, we

736
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: don't know I'm not gonna send my wife my mother

737
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 1: in law shout to cool.

738
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 2: The other part of this that I do think it's

739
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 2: sort of revealed. And as I was reading about this

740
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 2: ship is how much AI is just humuanculous ship?

741
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah? Fuck buddy boy, do you know what

742
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: I mean?

743
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 2: Like we are just fabricating humanity via the computer.

744
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: Now and first eating spaghetti.

745
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, one hundred percent. And we've been pretending this

746
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: whole time, like humanculous, that's cursed magic, that's evil. These

747
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 2: motherfuckers were sick. Meanwhile, we're doing the exact same watching it.

748
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: We're we're just watching it. What if cities were persons?

749
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 2: And we we go, well, it's not technically a person,

750
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 2: so it's okay that we're doing vile evil ship by

751
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: like not real person eats spaghetti.

752
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: God damn it, Langston done did it? Man? You done?

753
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: Fucking did it? Nasty? It's the most grotesque ys on Facebook.

754
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 4: Many'll been getting them. It was the fake movie posters.

755
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 4: I haven't been on Facebook since. Listen, I still got

756
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 4: family in the deep in the verbs. I was over there, okay,

757
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 4: but I had to finally leave Doug. They kept making

758
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 4: these like fake Hood movie posters.

759
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 1: Were they good? No, they were awful. He left. He

760
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 1: wasn't Facebook. It wasn't he wasn't addicted to him. I

761
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: was just thinking, how much I like to see like

762
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: Coming America three see Coming America type of shit it

763
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 1: would be. It would be Coming America.

764
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 4: It would be this, but it would be like Tracy

765
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 4: Morgan and like Monique is fucking Nelson Mandela.

766
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

767
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 2: They have the one man.

768
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: It was the one for Friday After next to that.

769
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: Finally a sequel Friday After next to a sequel for.

770
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 4: Just Friday After Next. They made a fake movie poster

771
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 4: for this, and I got really close to leaving an

772
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 4: angry comment, and I was like, I gotta go, I

773
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 4: gotta go right this. Yeah, what were you gonna say, bitch?

774
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: To say what?

775
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 4: I don't even know yet, because it's real. I was

776
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 4: just gonna say some straight like yeah it's Christmas again. Yeah, yeah, No,

777
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 4: I know what you mean, because that want to like that,

778
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 4: want to have to like leave that comment, but then

779
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 4: you're scared. I mean I told you about oh you

780
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 4: were in my house with the YouTube thing. When I

781
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 4: told you, I got a high and got mad on

782
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 4: YouTube and left a bunch of comments and then was

783
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 4: worried people could find me, so I changed my YouTube page.

784
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: I saw this. See yeah, they want us to do that. Yeah,

785
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: they want us to Ghostbusters too.

786
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,919
Speaker 4: They trying to create like a Ghostbusters too economy where

787
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 4: they just getting paid off of us being angry about it.

788
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 2: Everything's pink Slane. Yeah, man, that's crazy. What were you

789
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 2: so mad at? I think, Oh, I don't mean to laugh.

790
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 2: I really opening up right now, both of these things.

791
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: It's certainly about to be dumb. I want to hear

792
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 1: it as one of those comedy critique videos, like where

793
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: they be critique and comedians. Oh. But I was like,

794
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: I was like, he's not even American, this guy. You

795
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: don't even know what to say anybody's last name. He's

796
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: talking about comedy here. Yeah.

797
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 2: And I was like, you you turned into a weird nationalist.

798
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I had you out there looking looking not compromise,

799
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 4: and I don't even I'm not even on that.

800
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: It was. It was crazy. It's great, damn, but listen,

801
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 1: we brother, he just got me. Yeah.

802
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 4: Friday Harlem Night's two poster that Friday after next to poster,

803
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 4: and there's always a sequel.

804
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: The problem is all these sequels are sequels. I want

805
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 1: to see and after next two would be amazing. Yeah, man, and.

806
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 4: New Line Cinema would never allow it. I'm about to

807
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 4: start commented, like, you know, New Line Cinnama ain't gonna

808
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 4: let you make this.

809
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, brother, they will feel the steam coming off my

810
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 2: they will kill Ricky Smiley so fast before they let

811
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 2: us get a.

812
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: That.

813
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not letting him get no lines off.

814
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: That's it.

815
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 4: Damn man, that they had come in America to coming

816
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 4: Marl Knight too. It was all two's Jason's other lyrics.

817
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: And it was killing me wetlands, so you just get

818
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: wandering weaving.

819
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 2: I okay, it seems as if we're all in agreement

820
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 2: at the end of this that that humunculous while while

821
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 2: probably not real that they're probably not as a government

822
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 2: sitting and like trying to concoct people into like weird

823
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 2: little science bodies.

824
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like I think they're trying it, but they're

825
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 4: just not pulling it off. I've kind of I know you,

826
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 4: I've I've heard you express these feelings where it's like

827
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 4: they're not that smart, you know what I'm saying.

828
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: But they want to be Nazi so bad.

829
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 2: You know, I think they fucked around with it.

830
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, they try to get some mendola off, but they

831
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: can't do it.

832
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 2: Bro if they I know for a fact they've injected

833
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 2: human nut into chicken egg just to see justice.

834
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 4: For sure, they're doing it monthly. You got to they have,

835
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 4: They have got to. They got to whatever reasons they have,

836
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 4: reasons when they got to maybe get the school system together.

837
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.

838
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 2: I wish, I wish that's what we would prefer. I

839
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 2: would that's yeah, I think you're taking this as us advocation.

840
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 1: We have to get that.

841
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 2: You let me stop pointing at you the boy. You're

842
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,280
Speaker 2: gonna want a nut in an egg, and that's your business.

843
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 2: But for me and Jamail, we're not really we ain't

844
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 2: on that, but we understand that you gotta get regular.

845
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 4: Long story show. Yeah, they've tried, and the results was

846
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 4: one humunculus and queens. They couldn't catch whoa. And now

847
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 4: he's the little guy.

848
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: Now he's just like a little guy with a flip

849
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: hanging out at the basketball court. People will be like

850
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: being like, hey, do a flip with the hell with

851
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: his hot cock? And every city. It's only like one.

852
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: You see, we got one. We gotta do it the same.

853
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: Little do that we do that is sick.

854
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 4: You do that as one of the sickest guys exists. Yeah,

855
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 4: and they can't catch them. They're trying to catch them.

856
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 4: They try and bottle it, but they can't catch them.

857
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 4: They can't get their hands on them. That's cool.

858
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 2: Good for him, man, free little do that.

859
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: We love you, little do that. We're gonna take a break.

860
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: More more jamail more Ma, Mama told me you think

861
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: the bigger the booty the finder idiot. And now we

862
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: can convince that she walks with you in that big

863
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: old booty and all that. It ain't nothing but do

864
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: do in there and it ain't nothing but dudes, dudes

865
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: in here. We're back. Nice. We got a voicemail. We

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Speaker 1: have a voice mail we got I think both buncheks

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Speaker 1: is full of doodoo. By the way, is that yeah?

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Speaker 4: Dick Gregory thinks the bunch is too doo dooo reservoirs.

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Speaker 4: Dick Gregory, hilarious. That's funny. Ben We two doo doo silos.

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Speaker 2: We we've talked about this before. He will remain Maybe

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Speaker 2: the whitest whale that that could have existed for this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, the Dick Gregory that would have it

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Speaker 1: would have truly gone. We have put that on TV.

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Speaker 1: Not y'all have got on like straight up bro television.

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Speaker 2: Whether we would have had to make it a to

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Speaker 2: night event, Yeah, we're in tuxedos.

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Speaker 4: Damn.

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Speaker 1: I can see that, Bro. He would have said to us.

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Speaker 1: It would have changed everything. God, yeah, we we think

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Speaker 1: about it often, certainly I do. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: speak for David Himan recently deceeized Quincy Jones.

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Speaker 4: Jones whatever he would have said about sly Tyson, whatever

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Speaker 4: he would have said. Man.

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Speaker 1: But so we could get into we could get into

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Speaker 1: people with dead people we would like to have on it.

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Speaker 2: We can get into theory all day. But we did

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Speaker 2: get a voicemail. I'll play it for us now.

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Speaker 4: Hey, y'all.

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Speaker 3: My mama told me that white people tend to have

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Speaker 3: funeral faster because they decomposed quicker and so like they

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Speaker 3: need to have the funeral within like three to seven days,

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Speaker 3: and that black people we can like take our time

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Speaker 3: planning since we ate black people. They might have a

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Speaker 3: funeral a week after the death. Week. Three weeks, the

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Speaker 3: hell I've seen four weeks.

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Speaker 1: It was a month.

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Speaker 4: No, my uncle, he was dead for a straight up month,

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Speaker 4: and they had the funeral a month later. Dog, I

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Speaker 4: was the thinking that was two weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: For real?

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Speaker 4: All right, people, my uncle mouth man for real. But

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Speaker 4: that's that's really shit. White funerals are quick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess if I think about it, well, because.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, how many white funerals is anybody

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Speaker 4: really going to? But I'm sure we all got one

906
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Speaker 4: white friend who was like, oh my.

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Speaker 1: God just died. We gotta have a funeral right now.

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Speaker 1: Like see they not thinking that. It's like I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: about it, like we get it now. I think my

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00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: grandpa was like ninety days or some shit. It'd be

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Speaker 1: a long time dog four ever. Yeah, yeah, my even

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Speaker 1: my auntie bet Auntie died a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 1: Same thing.

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Speaker 2: It was like a little bit the Jewish side of

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Speaker 2: my family. I believe in Jewish religion you're supposed to

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Speaker 2: bury within two to day. Yeah, if I'm not mistaken,

917
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Speaker 2: because they got that crape thin skin. I see, that's

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Speaker 2: where we get That's where it gets complicated.

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Speaker 1: For right, Okay, we're talkatives now. I do think I

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Speaker 1: do think white people will send to bury faster.

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Speaker 2: I worry that if we're ever going to find any

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Speaker 2: version of unity that ever exists again, we can't tell

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Speaker 2: them that they bury them their families faster, because they're

924
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Speaker 2: gonna melt.

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Speaker 1: Man. You want to at some point, you right, at

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Speaker 1: some point we.

927
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Speaker 2: Have to reach across the aisle at least a little bit.

928
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Speaker 2: We have to put our hand out, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean. We don't have to be We don't have

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Speaker 2: to serve.

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Speaker 1: We don't gotta. We don't gotta. You don't gotta say

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Speaker 1: that out loud. You get there, you keep that back there.

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Speaker 1: Of course that's why. Yeah, maybe, of course when this

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Speaker 1: said it, I go and it makes us to me,

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Speaker 1: keep it to me, right. I started doing my status.

936
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Speaker 1: I was like, I better get six months before they

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Speaker 1: have to put me down.

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Speaker 2: And I started doing I started doing my stats, and

939
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Speaker 2: it was shorter.

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Speaker 1: It was shorter.

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Speaker 2: I said to myself, Oh boy, I said, oh boy,

942
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Speaker 2: maybe if you put this speech in a brown bag,

943
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Speaker 2: you can get a few extra days out of it.

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Speaker 1: But but no, it's not gonna work out the way

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Speaker 1: i'd like Personally.

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Speaker 4: I also think that the nursing no not excuse me,

947
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 4: not nursing on the funeral home industry probably one of

948
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Speaker 4: the most racists, probably right up there with car sales.

949
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Speaker 1: Yea, and of this nature. I think they definitely up

950
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Speaker 1: charge us for putting people on the earth.

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Speaker 4: Just like from Shot to Hennessy. They charging us more.

952
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 4: They're making us wait for headstones. All the headstone ain't

953
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 4: gonna be ready for right four weeks.

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Speaker 1: We can't. Oh, we can't spell Johnson r R. We

955
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: ran out of HS. It feels I can't.

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Speaker 4: I can't spell the old what's the black ass last

957
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 4: name Edwards? I can't spell Edwards. The W broke on

958
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 4: my my laser cutter. It's gonna be about three four weeks. Yeah,

959
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 4: I think the funeral home industry, damn listen, A black

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00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 4: on the funeral home A lot one hundred percent DOUG,

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Speaker 4: which is listen, man.

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00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 1: A couple of them been put in place so they

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00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: can move wet throughout the community.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're selling PCP out the funeral homes kid all

965
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Speaker 4: the obviously because that's where it is.

966
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Speaker 1: So that's just you know, crime of opportunity.

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Speaker 4: But the opportunity is being placed by them. Up there,

968
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 4: they dropping down the embalming fluid to us, were like.

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00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: Sure, saying all the time. Ronald Reagan dropped off that one.

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Speaker 4: Hundred percent man at the bus stop, and it's all

971
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 4: you know, Yeah, sure, maybe maybe white people, maybe white

972
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 4: sells break down like wet cardboard.

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00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: Maybe they do, maybe they don't. But I also think

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00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: and funeral homes is.

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Speaker 2: And I think I think to that point it does

976
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 2: lead me to a bigger feeling, which is like, at

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Speaker 2: the end of the day, part of the reason black

978
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 2: people and brown people do not bury their families as

979
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 2: quickly is because of resources, because of often people. Yeah,

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00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 2: but I think we don't know none of them. I

981
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:38,439
Speaker 2: think the population understands them through their wealth, not through

982
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Speaker 2: their poverty.

983
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 4: Right, So every white person that talked to me got

984
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 4: to have at least eighty grand in their bank account.

985
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: You can't even talk to me if you got under that.

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00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know enough about the way that poor

987
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 2: white people are living. In some ways, it's probably identical

988
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,399
Speaker 2: to poor black and brown people. End of the day, though,

989
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 2: you take away enough resources, it makes it hard for

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00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 2: me to bury my family. And I bet to your point,

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00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,720
Speaker 2: you up charge me the entire time that my family

992
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Speaker 2: is in holding.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, oh it's a it's a fifty dollars

995
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: a day, don't shoot.

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00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah.

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00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: It's like you had the container.

998
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 2: Now you already had the cold.

999
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 4: Oh you want them to wear Jordan's. That's an extra

1000
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 4: hunt because we got our own. We got our own

1001
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 4: dress shoes. We like they give you a ship, we

1002
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 4: gotta charge extra. I got charge exit for my own shoes.

1003
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, they his shoes. Yeah, but well we

1004
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 4: got a lot of It's like the Bowling Alley thing

1005
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 4: where we got our own.

1006
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 2: And the truth is we should do just be parent

1007
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 2: putting people in the dirt naked no box.

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Speaker 1: I do kind of think that too. That really isn't

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00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: It's just like it was like it was like when

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00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: you get uber eats form McDonald's and they got all

1011
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 1: that paper and you're like, hey man, we could have

1012
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: done this with three less bag. You have to do that.

1013
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? This is this is actually

1014
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: much better if I to breakfast, Bree. They do like

1015
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: to put the McDonald's in the Bloomingdale's bag so much.

1016
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: Why did they do that? Don't know?

1017
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 2: Man, it's crazy to make you feel like you didn't

1018
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 2: order McDonald's.

1019
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then and then the drink is going to

1020
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 4: get spilled, all of this stuff to hold this drinking place.

1021
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: And McDonald's cold. Yeah.

1022
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 2: No, there's still McDonald's employees the whole time.

1023
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 1: They're not.

1024
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 2: Just because you put it in a big bag doesn't

1025
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 2: make it not McDonald's level work.

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00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I think we did it. This is a

1027
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 1: pretty good episode. I feel this is fun. Shout out

1028
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Speaker 1: to Papa Pia. Shout out to Papa Pia Jamel.

1029
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 2: Could you tell the people where they can find you

1030
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 2: what cool shit you got going?

1031
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 4: You can find me at Broccoli House on Instagram for

1032
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 4: a limited time. Who knows when I pulled the plug

1033
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 4: on that once I say, I don't like I probably

1034
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 4: just yanked.

1035
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Speaker 1: But I'm over there. I'm over there, And if you

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Speaker 1: see me on threads, don't even look twice. Just you know.

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Speaker 1: I might be there, I might not, and ship I

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Speaker 1: ain't nowhere else? Oh New Year's Eve, DC and profib okay,

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, what you got cool? Got Joke City seven

1040
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Speaker 1: on Instagram? Can you just watch my special on YouTube?

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Speaker 1: Birth of a Nation with a g Oh, every First

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Speaker 1: Tuesday every month in Los Angeles. That's what I got.

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Speaker 1: A little show called Fresh Produce me and Garrick Bernard

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Speaker 1: was listing yea blind barber Highland Park. We up North,

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Speaker 1: All right, this niggas in the mountains right, Let's go beautiful.

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Speaker 2: You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all social

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.

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Speaker 2: I hope I can, like you crack up, so I

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Speaker 2: haven't like totally cracked up in a long time. My

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Speaker 2: Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big

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