Speaker 1: Start up dot up, Start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up,
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Speaker 2: Episode to eighty one of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, coming
Speaker 2: off the unbelievably funny uh Slice Time for episode to eighty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Think that an episode because Episode to eighty of the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys was very heartfelt.
Speaker 1: There was a lot going on there.
Speaker 2: You know, we read a lot of things, you know,
Speaker 2: we talked about our parents passings and and and and
Speaker 2: then I'm like, oh, here comes a slice time. This
Speaker 2: is going to be you know, really, you know, heartfelt
Speaker 2: and sad and and there were a couple but boy,
Speaker 2: there was some funny ass talkbacks.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: And if you didn't listen to Slice Time, you missed out.
Speaker 2: Well listen and at the very at the very least
Speaker 2: listen to the last ten minutes.
Speaker 1: No listen to all of it. Scary.
Speaker 2: I'm just giving people the option. There's no option. Just
Speaker 2: listen to it, all right. Also, Slices, you have a
Speaker 2: big shoes to fill when you leave talkbacks for this
Speaker 2: episode by going to the iHeartRadio app, hitting the microphone,
Speaker 2: leaving his talk back again, keep it upbeat and fun
Speaker 2: like we had last week.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, we love that. Make us laugh. Let's
Speaker 1: play make us laugh. No, that's a hack radio game.
Speaker 1: Why I hate that because that's like, Hey, everybody calls
Speaker 1: with a joke and make me laugh. If weren't pick
Speaker 1: a winner, we're gonna give you a prize. Well then
Speaker 1: it's very easy not to laugh.
Speaker 2: And if you don't want to give a winning, you
Speaker 2: just turn your microphone button off, so no one knows
Speaker 2: whether you laughed or not.
Speaker 1: It's a scamboni. It's true. He called the joke of it.
Speaker 1: Give us the joke.
Speaker 2: And there's always something who calls up, and it's like
Speaker 2: a five year old kid. My daddy wants to the
Speaker 2: like why he put his you know, and then they're,
Speaker 2: oh my god, the kid's so funny.
Speaker 1: He wins, Come on, come on.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like when you always win for your
Speaker 2: birthday party, when you're playing musical chairs, when it's your
Speaker 2: bar mits for something, you know, the mitzvkid always wins,
Speaker 2: always wins. It's like when you're with it's you and
Speaker 2: the other kid, right, it's you and the bar Mitzvah
Speaker 2: boy or a butout mitzvah girl, right, yeah, and it's
Speaker 2: like you're the last two is one chair?
Speaker 1: Just go sit down now, just go Well, you're not winning.
Speaker 1: I hated that.
Speaker 2: You know what's gonna boo you? They're gonna boo you.
Speaker 2: Anybody wants you to beat the bar mitzvah kid. I
Speaker 2: used to work at a catering team, used to wait work
Speaker 2: at a catering hall, the Palm Short Club in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: She said, bay and yeah, and I was alway get
Speaker 2: awful things to the food.
Speaker 1: It was. It was terrible.
Speaker 2: I used to be away there and there are a
Speaker 2: lot of sweet sixteens and weddings. But every Saturday and
Speaker 2: Sunday morning there was a bar mitzvah or about mitzvah,
Speaker 2: and and I was so angry that they would let
Speaker 2: the little twerp win every single time.
Speaker 1: Every game. You knew how it was gonna end.
Speaker 2: You knew they're getting a big party and lots of gifts.
Speaker 2: They could lose on one thing, right, how many you know?
Speaker 2: I never went to a bar mitzvah as a kid.
Speaker 2: I was never invited to one because I didn't have
Speaker 2: hated Jews know Jewish friends. It wasn't until it wasn't
Speaker 2: until I got to working me in the nineties, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and got to working them that I thought, what the hell,
Speaker 2: look at this. I didn't even know this whole world
Speaker 2: existed where they should stop beating these people up.
Speaker 1: You horrible person. So you know.
Speaker 2: And then later in life I started to work bar
Speaker 2: mitch Is in a different way where I would show
Speaker 2: up as Scary Jones from the radio station. But now, yeah,
Speaker 2: you get paid to go to bar Mitsmith's and bought
Speaker 2: Mitsiss and Swedish.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I used to in the past tense because
Speaker 2: the last five six years or so, I mean, kids
Speaker 2: don't even at that age.
Speaker 1: They don't listen to radio. They don't know what radio is, right,
Speaker 1: So you know we're not We're not the hot commodity.
Speaker 2: But I do know because I went to a bar
Speaker 2: Mitsmouth showcase recently that they spend crazy money. Okay, showdown, dude,
Speaker 2: bar Mitsmiths and bot missmiss have come a long way.
Speaker 2: They would like like you said, you said, price is
Speaker 2: right just there they have like the whole set with
Speaker 2: the with the thing they'll roll it in the set
Speaker 2: of the price is Right and they'll play the game
Speaker 2: like that it's not even it's not imaginary anymore. It's
Speaker 2: like physical, like you know, spend it's everyone's gonna top everybody. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we didn't, but you know how people do do the craziest,
Speaker 2: the craziest bar mets I ever worked. I'll never forget this.
Speaker 2: It was a Saturday night. It was at a place
Speaker 2: in Manhattan on the waterfront, and it was for little Ariel,
Speaker 2: and I'll never forget when they uh they they turned
Speaker 2: the lights down. The father had the microphone and said,
Speaker 2: we want everybody to focus on the windows because little Ariel,
Speaker 2: the way you lit up my life all these years,
Speaker 2: I am now going to light up yours. She became
Speaker 2: a mermaid and there was a full on New York
Speaker 2: City Macy's fireworks display going on outside at the skyline.
Speaker 1: That was time, dude.
Speaker 2: They had to pay, like you know, the Grouccie Brothers,
Speaker 2: the people that do the fireworks, you know whatever, the
Speaker 2: fire works company that you spend thousands of thousands, dude,
Speaker 2: this must have cost him twenty thirty thousand dollars maybe
Speaker 2: even more.
Speaker 1: But they literally had it coordinated and so people looking
Speaker 1: out the window.
Speaker 2: So for two hundred people, they're staring out the window
Speaker 2: and they see this beautiful ten minute fireworks.
Speaker 1: Show in the sky on the skyline.
Speaker 2: And all I could think about at that point was
Speaker 2: can you imagine the people driving through right now wondering
Speaker 2: where these random fireworks are coming? Like they treated the
Speaker 2: people like driving down the highway a treatment. They didn't
Speaker 2: pay everybody on the highway to know whose fireworks.
Speaker 1: Well, it was just very funny. I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: a random show.
Speaker 2: Is a random fireworks display is happening like right before
Speaker 2: your very eyes, and you know, like, so whoever got
Speaker 2: lucky to see it got a free fireworks show. But man,
Speaker 2: oh man, the things that they do at bar mitzvahs
Speaker 2: and bad How much did they pay Scary Jones for
Speaker 2: showing up at least as much as the fireworks?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, but sweet sixteens became that there was the era
Speaker 2: of the MTV my for Sweet sixteen whatever. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean people have really gotten like next level. My
Speaker 2: question is with you know, the economy the way it
Speaker 2: is and everybody crying poverty, how the hell do people
Speaker 2: have the money for this shit? I always want to
Speaker 2: delve too deeply into this, But the economy, first of all,
Speaker 2: is booming right now. Second, of all, people with money
Speaker 2: continued to make money. It's people who didn't have money
Speaker 2: who may have lost their jobs because of the pandemic whatever.
Speaker 2: The economy's doing okay at the moment for most people.
Speaker 2: But the thing is rich people and on debate that.
Speaker 2: But rich people are rich. Rich people are rich. So
Speaker 2: if you're worth let's say you're worth two million dollars
Speaker 2: and the economy takes a dimp, Okay, you're worth one
Speaker 2: point four million dollars. You're still worth one point four
Speaker 2: million dollars. But if you're worth one thousand dollars and
Speaker 2: the economy shits, now you're worth one hundred dollars. Now
Speaker 2: you fucked right, So relative okay, now your relative as money.
Speaker 1: Hey you're okay? Yeah, I just but I didn't come
Speaker 1: from a family like that that Dini.
Speaker 2: We were blue collar people growing up in row houses,
Speaker 2: attached to each other. Wait a minute, you had shirts
Speaker 2: with collars. You were lucky. You grew up in a
Speaker 2: blue T shirt, a white T shirt community. No, my
Speaker 2: father actually wore a blue T shirt. A blue shirt.
Speaker 1: He did. It was like, that's why they call a
Speaker 1: blue collar. He was NYPD. He was a conference. No
Speaker 1: he wasn't.
Speaker 2: He was a police officer, your housing authority. But uh yeah,
Speaker 2: he wore a blue shirt. He had a blue collar.
Speaker 2: Absolutely right. So but my point is, if you know,
Speaker 2: we grew up that way, and to me later in life,
Speaker 2: working these crazy extravagant sweet sixteens at mar mitzvas, it
Speaker 2: was like a me peeking and getting a peek into
Speaker 2: a window that I've never seen before with the amount
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, when I have.
Speaker 2: Seen it, Because no, I'll tell you why you've seen it,
Speaker 2: because your version of that is the restaurants you go to.
Speaker 2: It's the trips you take. You don't have any kids.
Speaker 2: You take extravagant bar mits for trips.
Speaker 1: That's what you do. I've seen your Instagram.
Speaker 2: You have a lazy river and your hotel and a
Speaker 2: view a and a infinity bathtubs. You have an infinity toilet,
Speaker 2: Like that's what instead of spending money on a bar mitzvah,
Speaker 2: you have infinity everything. But I'm taking it back. I'm
Speaker 2: taking it back to the humble days when we were
Speaker 2: just growing up. I'm still humble though you're not.
Speaker 1: I am. I know I'm still humble. Are you kidding me.
Speaker 1: But I'm not a million millionaire. You know, you're the
Speaker 1: boogie bastard. I might try to be boogie where I can,
Speaker 1: but but I'm saying, if you're you.
Speaker 2: Had a kid and you at a bar Mitzvah, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't know they would look like that.
Speaker 1: No, it wouldn't. You would have sparklers and first uh,
Speaker 1: grape juice bottles.
Speaker 2: Of all the kids, I have sparklers that I've had
Speaker 2: a daughter turning sixteen of bar Mitzvah, none of it.
Speaker 1: It's it's a colossal waste of money they take us.
Speaker 2: Some of these people spend two three hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 2: on a fucking thirteen year old's birthday.
Speaker 1: What's up with that?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not just the birthday, it's the celebration. I'm
Speaker 2: just into adulthood. Yeah, And the things that they're doing
Speaker 2: now at these at these parties, I don't mean to
Speaker 2: be there.
Speaker 1: Get off mart lawn guy. But they've only gotten more
Speaker 1: and more out of bounds.
Speaker 2: I've been to some that were semi extravagant, but that
Speaker 2: was I went to one that they drove a pizza
Speaker 2: truck into the place they had a pizza truck in there.
Speaker 1: They actually got the pizza truck inside the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the catering the catering venue had an opening and.
Speaker 1: They brought the truck in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a that's a common idea for weddings, where
Speaker 2: they leave the truck outside on your way out the wedding.
Speaker 2: I was just at a wedding where they did that,
Speaker 2: where they had where they had like refreshments outside as
Speaker 2: soon as you're leaving, it's like, oh, here's the Krispy
Speaker 2: Kream truck and then throwing this slinging donuts at you on.
Speaker 1: Your way out the door, you know, going to them like, oh,
Speaker 1: nice parting gift.
Speaker 2: Sheldon Danielle on on the Elvis Duran Show. She had
Speaker 2: a party back in March that I was at with
Speaker 2: you guys. Yes, and her husband had a taco truck
Speaker 2: waiting outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That was after week, after five hours of stuff in
Speaker 2: your face, Hey let's have some tacos. I thought that
Speaker 2: was unique, but also I would have liked to have
Speaker 2: had it exactly, but I got to. I took takers
Speaker 2: to go home. Of course they're delicious. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: where do where do people get the money for these
Speaker 2: parties that are now even more and more out of control.
Speaker 1: That costs. I don't know.
Speaker 2: But there's a guy on my block. He bought a
Speaker 2: house that looked just like mine, same kind of house.
Speaker 2: You know how houses are there. The whole block is
Speaker 2: the same house, but in some neighborhoods. And he redid
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 2: He redid the garage doors, he redid the front, he
Speaker 2: redid the roof, he did every window fancy. He added
Speaker 2: on to the house. Before he ever moved in. It
Speaker 2: was like six months of rebuilding. Today I finally got
Speaker 2: to talk to him. He's been living there like six months.
Speaker 2: If I finally pulled up, I was going to my
Speaker 2: car and he says, hey man, I said, go away, man.
Speaker 2: He was in a BMW SUV like a X five
Speaker 2: maybe really nice. Anyway, I said, hey man, I said,
Speaker 2: I used to have the most valuable house on the
Speaker 2: block only because of the pool. And we put an
Speaker 2: addition on the house. I said, yours. I checked on Zillo.
Speaker 2: You have the most expensive house on the block. Congratulations.
Speaker 2: I said, what, I said, what do you doing?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: I thought, he said, I thought, He said, I work
Speaker 2: for the phone company. I said, more like you owned
Speaker 2: a phone company, to which he replied, I do own
Speaker 2: the phone company. So I said, what what are you
Speaker 2: talking about? He says, I own a phone company, and anyone
Speaker 2: want to tell me what phone company owns. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you own a company? I go, what am I doing
Speaker 2: wrong in life? You own a phone company. That's why
Speaker 2: his house looks like if fucking like it's it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't when he bought it. He just put
Speaker 2: a shitload of money into it. He owns a phone company.
Speaker 2: Scary you and I need to own something. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have squandered so much money on stupid investments.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: But like all the restaurants you invested in, and remember
Speaker 2: I remember the Kosher the kosher sexy restaurant Cask that
Speaker 2: you never invited me to. Then there was the steakhouse
Speaker 2: with the with the letters. It's terrible that that you
Speaker 2: invest al. It's the next big wave of this is
Speaker 2: going to be the future of steakhouses. And I said, great,
Speaker 2: you can buy misteak dinner and we can give you
Speaker 2: sound advice to slices. Don't invest in a restaurant or
Speaker 2: crypto because I think the crypto they say, the crypto
Speaker 2: boom is over.
Speaker 1: It's almost busting. They say that.
Speaker 2: Well they well, I mean it's real, but it's not really.
Speaker 2: You said invest in real estate. Your money is never
Speaker 2: going to go wrong in real estate.
Speaker 1: That's what they said, except in.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and eight when the market crashed. Other than
Speaker 2: that the booman right now, if you have who's got
Speaker 2: money to invest in real estate? I'm living paycheck to
Speaker 2: paycheck over here.
Speaker 1: Plus I am no. Well you know, I mean, but
Speaker 1: that employed because you spend it on trips when it well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing I spend these I spend I save
Speaker 1: up and I spend money on bougie things like this
Speaker 1: piece of equipment. I'm sitting here talking to you through. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Seventy three million, two hundred and eighty six thousand, seven
Speaker 2: hundred and forty nine dollars. Yeah, thank god. I'm single,
Speaker 2: Thank god, thank god. I live alone with no kids.
Speaker 1: Are wife?
Speaker 2: I live I live in an apartment. I live in a
Speaker 2: war of alone. You don't live alone.
Speaker 1: You've got that giant stack of papers on the table,
Speaker 1: bond you are you still? Are you still on that dude,
Speaker 1: what's on top of it? Now? It looks like it's
Speaker 1: soap dispenser on top. What's on top of that? It's you? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's like a weather reader.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to go outside, but I brought it in
Speaker 2: because it was gonna snowe Wait a minute. You have
Speaker 2: something that's designed to read the weather, but you put
Speaker 2: it indoors to protect it from the weather.
Speaker 1: Uh, pretty much?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sharper, it's from Sharper image. It's like a weather
Speaker 2: who's not Sharper?
Speaker 1: You? Well, you're the one that's not sure the fuck
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Bro?
Speaker 2: Oh, I bought rain boots, but I only I don't
Speaker 2: wear them when it rains because I don't want them
Speaker 2: to get wet.
Speaker 1: You have a weather device you brought in the house.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a little windy, and it's I don't
Speaker 2: want it's not. It nailed down and knows it's windy.
Speaker 2: So I guess it's not going to do his job
Speaker 2: today because it's sitting on top of my stack of
Speaker 2: papers on the table.
Speaker 1: What's the time? What's the barometric pressure of your papers?
Speaker 1: You don't have to know that? Maybe I should, Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't even need this thing. Maybe if you had.
Speaker 2: A room mate, you'd have somebody telling you that stupid.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm here for. Oh thanks, So you could
Speaker 2: walk around my apartment and criticize everything that looks out
Speaker 2: of play so it looks foreign to you. Oh absolutely
Speaker 2: like those shades. Terrible shades. These are the best shades ever.
Speaker 2: These are Douglas. No I another joy spend. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is a boujie purchase.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can't afford your firework display because, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm troubling with those lines. They're not that And you
Speaker 2: had Jan Valdez install them?
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 2: Before I knew he was Wan Valdez, Juan Valdez was
Speaker 2: was on the ladder installing these things, and he revealed
Speaker 2: to me while he was on the ladder installing it
Speaker 2: who he was, and then he was a Slice for Life.
Speaker 1: Yeah you never met Jan Valdez. No, I have not. No.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, if you want to hear Jan Valdez,
Speaker 2: he's part of the reason. Listen to Slice time he
Speaker 2: killed at this time, we'll see exactly why it was strong.
Speaker 2: Comeback Strong, Comeback Strong, The Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: We will be right.
Speaker 2: Back Hey, I just thought of something. Can you play
Speaker 2: all the jingles you brought home today? Ooh yeah, let's
Speaker 2: get to those at the end of the show. Do
Speaker 2: you mean these show when the show ends and we're
Speaker 2: done doing this podcast forever?
Speaker 1: No? No, let's not say it till later in the podcast.
Speaker 2: Do you realize they may come a day when that happens?
Speaker 2: That makes me sad, you know, I was thinking about.
Speaker 1: That the end of the day. I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: is there gonna be? Fuck?
Speaker 2: What are you thinking about? Why are you thinking about that?
Speaker 2: I was like, we can't go on forever. I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean some of our friends, like, uh, some of
Speaker 2: our best friends and you know, acquaintances had podcasts and
Speaker 2: they all go.
Speaker 1: By the wayside.
Speaker 2: I guess everything comes to an end, right, you know
Speaker 2: they had the twenty somethings doing nothing podcasts tails over cocktails,
Speaker 2: like you know, Uncle Ted shed is that over?
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was all my day Friday it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So so at some point do we evolve?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: At fir point, like this may be the Brooklyn Boy podcast,
Speaker 2: But I'm not haveing no in.
Speaker 1: Doubt, how I have no?
Speaker 2: No, I don't either, and nor is that was like
Speaker 2: speculating to anything.
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying like, you know, like, at what
Speaker 2: point do you know it's run its course?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to think about it. No.
Speaker 2: Well, you know there's a life a life insurance commercial
Speaker 2: and they like, nobody wants to talk about the inevitable,
Speaker 2: but it's gonna happen everyone. And then there's someone in
Speaker 2: the commercial who's like what He's like, we know you
Speaker 2: don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: And then there is one in the pool and she's
Speaker 1: she's like, she's smiling and she's playing in the pool,
Speaker 1: and then the voice over was like, yeah, but you
Speaker 1: know eventually it's gonna happen to everyone, and her face drops,
Speaker 1: like so why not prepare yourself and this way provide
Speaker 1: for your family because you.
Speaker 2: Don't want to think about it, but it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, that's so morbid. The guy's
Speaker 2: trying to sound up beating. She's frollicking in the pool.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, she's like, oh fuck, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2: NI guy didn't say it, but he's like basically saying it,
Speaker 2: like you don't think about it. But someday you're gonna
Speaker 2: be you know. So now you're talking about the podcast,
Speaker 2: but now you're talking about death, and I'm gonna thinking
Speaker 2: about the end of my own life.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't want this. Stop this Brony. That's about.
Speaker 2: That's about the only way I'm letting you out of
Speaker 2: this podcast. Ah, well, you gotta be gone. Otherwise I'm
Speaker 2: calling you up to do an episode with friends till
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You can be like, I can't
Speaker 1: even move my oh anymore. Like, put a microphone in
Speaker 1: front of it. Let's go.
Speaker 2: I want to rant about my homecare attendance. The top
Speaker 2: the topics will all change. Speaking of geriatric do you
Speaker 2: see do you see people are suing Madonna?
Speaker 1: Now? No, oh, this is great? Sorry like that. I
Speaker 1: did see that.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, every day here's the thing, we're Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: She chose Brooklyn. She fucked with Brooklyn the wrong way.
Speaker 2: She had a show at the Barclay Center a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago Barkley Barkley Center. Show was advertised Barkley
Speaker 2: it was, it was said for set for eight thirty start.
Speaker 1: Yep. She goes on at eleven.
Speaker 2: She gets off at one, So people are fucked because
Speaker 2: at one o'clock in the morning in Brooklyn, in that area,
Speaker 2: transportation is very limited, so there was less taxi less
Speaker 2: and so is safety so limited. So they are a
Speaker 2: group of people are sewing her ass. And you know,
Speaker 2: something good for you. Don't take ship from no one,
Speaker 2: you know, Madonna, don't take shit from anyone.
Speaker 1: Don't take shit from This is a very Brooklyn thing
Speaker 1: to say, but you just double negative because that's how
Speaker 1: you would do it in Brooklyn. Don't take you Boklyn.
Speaker 1: What I was getting at was.
Speaker 2: So because she showed up late for the show, did
Speaker 2: you have an excuse?
Speaker 1: And it was acting up? No?
Speaker 2: She first of all, she she cranks up the heat,
Speaker 2: so the place is like ninety degrees in and out
Speaker 2: breaking up. No, they it was in her contract. She
Speaker 2: specifically makes it really hot. That's how she needs to
Speaker 2: have it at her shows. So guess what. The concession
Speaker 2: stands ran out of bottled water because people were like dying,
Speaker 2: fucking disgusting, and she shows up at eleven o'clock and
Speaker 2: and people there are other people saying that you don't
Speaker 2: have a right to sue Madonna. You. You she set
Speaker 2: the precedent. You you know what time Madonna shows up.
Speaker 2: She's a diva. She has a long history of coming
Speaker 2: on late. You should have known that, tough titties. Well,
Speaker 2: guess what I think at this point, it's time to
Speaker 2: like hold a mirror up to her and show her
Speaker 2: how she's been a diva and how it's it's inappropriate
Speaker 2: all these.
Speaker 1: All these years scary, don't preach. I like your reference,
Speaker 1: but it's true.
Speaker 2: In Trouble Deep, I mean, people have a ton of
Speaker 2: respect for her. She should show the same respect. Back
Speaker 2: to one hundred fans. Listen, if she comes on stage
Speaker 2: and says, listen, I'm having hot flashes, I'm going through
Speaker 2: a menopause. Uh, something happened, got a car accident.
Speaker 1: It's done of that.
Speaker 2: It's But if she was just like, oh, I was,
Speaker 2: you know, hanging out in the city and I got
Speaker 2: to Brooklyn late because I felt like it, and they'll
Speaker 2: wait for me, and I want to make an entrance.
Speaker 2: Look if the show, what was the time supposed to
Speaker 2: show supposed to thirty? Okay, you want to show up
Speaker 2: at nine fifteen. Different, I'm going to be mad at you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be mad at you, but I'll forgive you.
Speaker 2: But eleven, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: You know what else? After eleven, the.
Speaker 2: Arena has to pay overtimed. All the union workers that
Speaker 2: correct concepts have to end eleven or close to it.
Speaker 1: In New York. It sucks up a lot of things.
Speaker 2: And she she should have been you know, maybe she'll
Speaker 2: do that going forward and be a little bit more,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: No, you know.
Speaker 2: The the other problem with her is she's a fucking
Speaker 2: throwback from the eighties when you could get away with
Speaker 2: that shit.
Speaker 1: You know, in the eighties and nineties.
Speaker 2: You know, these groups like fucking Guns and Roses, Metallica
Speaker 2: coming on fucking hours.
Speaker 1: Littallica never came on late. The thing is.
Speaker 2: Now social media and New World Order, new generations watching you.
Speaker 1: New World Order never came on stage late. That's a
Speaker 1: great one. Uh.
Speaker 2: With all that said, you have to understand one thing.
Speaker 2: People aren't gonna take a shit anymore. All right, this
Speaker 2: is a different time. So you might have been able
Speaker 2: to get away with that in the nineties, but don't
Speaker 2: pull that shit today because people will let you fucking
Speaker 2: have it and you will hear about it. And good luck,
Speaker 2: and I hope those people win their lawsuit. She deserves it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I agree. I would have lived if I
Speaker 2: was there, livid. Listen, this used to be a playground,
Speaker 2: but not anymore, not anymore. Now she's got to show
Speaker 2: up to the playground on time. Yeah, be respectful, that's
Speaker 2: all we ask. Be respectful. You gotta give all that
Speaker 2: money back? Well it no, yeah, absolutely advertised. It wasn't false.
Speaker 2: Average tickets, free tickets knowingly, was late knowingly.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: And what are you doing if she listen, she probably
Speaker 2: has an apartment in Manhattan, whether she lives in Manhattan anymore, she.
Speaker 1: Just doesn't give.
Speaker 2: She's a diva and her fans are peasants, and they
Speaker 2: will wait and wait till anything for Madge to take
Speaker 2: the stage. You know, your podcast is you're supposed to
Speaker 2: come out on when you're all washed up and pop
Speaker 2: star from the eighties and be nice.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: You're offending your offending people who like her. But I
Speaker 2: would imagine it's like if you promise people your podcast
Speaker 2: hasn't come out on Wednesday and then you don't release
Speaker 2: till Friday, people people would be pissed. Yeah, but we
Speaker 2: don't make that promise anymore. People know that it's gonna
Speaker 2: be they're gonna get an an episode a week.
Speaker 1: Well, now you're getting two releases from us.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna after this podcast, I'm gonna go release.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna are you gonna play with your weather vane
Speaker 1: over there? Oh my god? Anyway? Be kind? Rewwind? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, how do we have the same thought?
Speaker 2: Well, because it's a famous expression one. You used to
Speaker 2: rent movies VHS tapes from video stores and the sticker
Speaker 2: would say be kind rewind. They would charge you a
Speaker 2: penalty if you didn't rewind the tape. And then they
Speaker 2: switched to CD CDs and I stopped. I never rewind
Speaker 2: the CDs. Never you see the There was a video
Speaker 2: I saw on YouTube. No, it's a montage of a
Speaker 2: rotary phone and kids trying to have kids go.
Speaker 1: Make a phone call on the rotary phone. So they
Speaker 1: so they don't know what the fuck to do with it.
Speaker 1: They don't know.
Speaker 2: They pick up the phone, the handset and then they
Speaker 2: just they they're pressing the rotary part like like the
Speaker 2: numbers are push bride, and at least they knew to
Speaker 2: pick up the receiver. They probably wouldn't even know it
Speaker 2: was called the receiver, right, They knew that part and
Speaker 2: they got on and they actually, uh, you know, they
Speaker 2: actually got it like.
Speaker 1: Right, It wasn't upside down right.
Speaker 2: The worst part about rotary phones, and anyone who's ever
Speaker 2: used the rotary phone regularly will know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: It's when you had a dial like let's say you
Speaker 2: had a dollar seven, but you dial the seven and
Speaker 2: it didn't go all the way and you let go.
Speaker 2: Then you didn't know if it dialed a six or five,
Speaker 2: they had to start all over again. You had to
Speaker 2: make sure you would and then let it go. But
Speaker 2: if you went zarah would have slipped you fuck it
Speaker 2: a start again. Anyway, Google that kids messing with old technology,
Speaker 2: and don't get me started on having the montage of
Speaker 2: kids trying to start a turntable and trying to put
Speaker 2: a record.
Speaker 1: Put the needle on the record, put the needle. Don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck to do with it. They don't
Speaker 1: know how it plays. It's hysterical. I have my father's
Speaker 1: old record player in the garage. I looked it up
Speaker 1: to see what it was worth. It's like almost four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars it's.
Speaker 2: Like a collectible model that he had. Ooh, at the
Speaker 2: time he bought a very very good one. And now
Speaker 2: that that particular model is very in demand, I will
Speaker 2: gladly take that off your hands. You will gladly pay
Speaker 2: me the money it's worth. Oh, come on, do you
Speaker 2: just give it to me?
Speaker 1: I'm your boy.
Speaker 2: Oh this is the first time listening to the podcast. Hello,
Speaker 2: my name is David Brody. I'm a co host of
Speaker 2: the brook of Boys podcast. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: You look at me and you see dollar signs.
Speaker 2: I see, yes, I see you could yes, I see
Speaker 2: you having an infinity turntable that goes on forever.
Speaker 1: That's what I see. I see that turntable. But what
Speaker 1: are you gonna What are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 1: You're gonna sell it.
Speaker 2: It has an automatic you can put a stacker in
Speaker 2: so it drops the next record.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has a soft drop so you can like
Speaker 2: hit the little lever and he goes onto the record.
Speaker 2: It drops down slowly. Oh, it does everything all the
Speaker 2: cool shit. It's the rotary phone of phonographs. Oh, it's
Speaker 2: real deal with like real wiring in the back, not
Speaker 2: like you know, HDMI cables are one plug, you know,
Speaker 2: not even our sun.
Speaker 1: How much we'll talk later, Scary and Brodie. Oh, I
Speaker 1: just may have made a sale.
Speaker 2: Speaking of sales, Scary, I want to give you some
Speaker 2: Facebook sales updates if you don't mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got a couple here, let me pull them up.
Speaker 1: Got a books? You got a couple of good boggains online? No,
Speaker 1: not me. I had a couple of stories. Uh Facebook stories. Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I told you this one.
Speaker 2: I was selling a a rake a leaf break for
Speaker 2: ten dollars and the guy said here's The guy wrote,
Speaker 2: I'll take it for five, and I wrote, you will not.
Speaker 1: You will not take it for five.
Speaker 2: So I said you can have it for seven fifty
Speaker 2: and he wrote back five, for which I wrote back goodbye. Okay,
Speaker 2: this person wanted to buy. But by the way, I
Speaker 2: think that tactic works for some people because you know,
Speaker 2: it's a you know, the like unrewarded behavior changes.
Speaker 1: You know, rewarded behavior gets repeated.
Speaker 2: So the fact that that guy did that to you
Speaker 2: means he's doing it to everyone and he's having some success.
Speaker 1: Otherwise he wouldn't try that tactic. I saw. I forget
Speaker 1: who was a comedian or I forget who it was.
Speaker 1: Was on a talk show and he said, oh, mimb's
Speaker 1: a comedian and he said he said something offensive, like
Speaker 1: to a woman. It was a pickup line.
Speaker 2: He said, I say it like, oh, you know, would
Speaker 2: you like to go home and I'll fondle your ass
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And he said, ninety nine out of one hundred women
Speaker 2: will slap you in the face and spill a drink
Speaker 2: on you. But there's one, he said, So keep trying.
Speaker 2: So this guy made you may keep trying until he
Speaker 2: gets it. So this person says to me, I want
Speaker 2: to buy this thing you're selling. I said, great, Well
Speaker 2: would you like to come get it? She says, I
Speaker 2: will come on Friday, guaranteed, and we come up with
Speaker 2: a time and everything. And so in Facebook marketplace, once
Speaker 2: somebody wants to buy it and they're locked in, you
Speaker 2: can mark the item as pending so that other people
Speaker 2: don't think it's available, but they keep an eye on
Speaker 2: it in case it falls through. So I marked it
Speaker 2: pending on Thursday because she was coming the next day.
Speaker 2: She confirmed, I'm coming tomorrow. I'll see you at whatever
Speaker 2: time I marked it pending. She writes back, Hi, David,
Speaker 2: I guess you have someone else buying the shopping cart
Speaker 2: because I see you market pending. Thanks anyway, you could
Speaker 2: have at least saved it for me. So I wrote back,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about. You're the one that's buying it.
Speaker 2: You are the reason it's pending, right She said, oh,
Speaker 2: she said, don't try that now. Once I called you
Speaker 2: out on your on your on your scam tactics, I said, no,
Speaker 2: I marked it pending because you're buying it. She said,
Speaker 2: I don't trust you, and she never responded again after that.
Speaker 2: I marked it pending because she wanted it. She and
Speaker 2: you don't think she was fucking with you? No, I
Speaker 2: think she's an idiot. Okay, this person was. This person
Speaker 2: was this morning. Hi, David, is this available? Which is
Speaker 2: what everybody says, And I said yes. She said how
Speaker 2: much I need this? So?
Speaker 1: So I said, the price is in the listing, and
Speaker 1: what does it you exactly want?
Speaker 2: Because if they are bots of scammers, they write I
Speaker 2: want to buy this this thing because they're not actually
Speaker 2: reading the listing. They're just mass posting copy paste, you know,
Speaker 2: So she said, so I said, the price is in
Speaker 2: the listing. She writes back Okay, how can I find it?
Speaker 1: They said, find it, find it. It's in the.
Speaker 2: Listing people of AI writing for them. Now, yep, it's all.
Speaker 2: It's all. It's all scammy. It's all scammy. So, uh
Speaker 2: that that was some of them. And then I want
Speaker 2: to just give you a couple of Facebook conversations I've
Speaker 2: been involved with. There was a game I add for
Speaker 2: a game and it was an upside down U shaped
Speaker 2: game where on one side of the U was a
Speaker 2: target and on the right side of the you you
Speaker 2: had to shoot a ball up and have it bounce
Speaker 2: off the top rounded part and go to the other
Speaker 2: side and hit the target. And it's the game shows
Speaker 2: you people miss all the time. So this woman writes back,
Speaker 2: it's not hard.
Speaker 1: You just have to hit it.
Speaker 2: In an angle. To you have to hit it at
Speaker 2: an angle like when you're shooting pool. Well, of course
Speaker 2: you have to hit in an angle. You fucking idiot
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Another person on a pizza pizza group, I'm in the
Speaker 2: person rights. I'm having a problem every time I cook
Speaker 2: my pizza at four hundred and fifty degrees the pizza.
Speaker 2: I'm but you using fresh muzzerelo cheese, it's not melting.
Speaker 2: So this guy writes, simple solution, don't use fresh muzzerelogies
Speaker 2: that the guy's asking for help. He says, what tempera
Speaker 2: should I eatat you? What am I doing wrong? He says,
Speaker 2: don't use it. So then another woman writes, I never
Speaker 2: used fresh muzzerelo cheese. So I wrote back, you have
Speaker 2: no help to that person. The guy asked, how can
Speaker 2: I do a better job of getting the cheese to melt?
Speaker 2: And you write back, I don't use much for you
Speaker 2: could have left that out, she writes, winning you the
Speaker 2: comment police. I said, if I was, you'd be in
Speaker 2: jail for life. The people must fucking hate you. You
Speaker 2: must have a flagged account somewhere. Well, i'll tell you
Speaker 2: who hates me because I got I got an email
Speaker 2: from a slice a DM on Instagram. Okay, I'm going
Speaker 2: to read it verbatim. I was going to promote you today.
Speaker 2: First time listen to Walkers and Talkers, my other podcast
Speaker 2: that I used to do. Yeah, not really my thing,
Speaker 2: but I wanted to promote you.
Speaker 1: Well that's very nice.
Speaker 2: So I went to Twitter and I saw that I
Speaker 2: was blocked by you. I haven't used Twitter in two years.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna listen to your show, Brooklyn Boys, Walkers
Speaker 2: and Talkers, or even Elvis anymore. That was bogus. It
Speaker 2: makes me realize you're very unauthentic. Uh huh, to which
Speaker 2: I replied, Susan, that's her first name. I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: her last name. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: First of all, I didn't block you, so there's a
Speaker 2: mistake somewhere. Second of all, why don't you ask me
Speaker 2: about it rather than threatening to not listen to me? Truthfully,
Speaker 2: if you don't listen to Walkers and Talkers, I don't
Speaker 2: do that podcast anymore. And whether or not you listen
Speaker 2: to Elvis, not only does it not make any sense, but.
Speaker 1: I'm not in the show anymore.
Speaker 2: So there's really no reason to punish Elvis by not
Speaker 2: listening to the Elvis show because you're made at me.
Speaker 1: I'm not on the show anymore more.
Speaker 2: Importantly, here's a screenshot of my account. Look at your
Speaker 2: page where it clearly says you are not blocked.
Speaker 1: So not only are you mad at me, you're wrong.
Speaker 1: I've listening to me again. You're wrong. So you don't
Speaker 1: know how Twitter works. So I said you and I
Speaker 1: have had previous conversations over the course of the past
Speaker 1: three years.
Speaker 2: I'm known for writing back to almost if I can,
Speaker 2: if I don't miss one, every tweet, every DM, every comment,
Speaker 2: every post on my posts, every comment on my post, everything,
Speaker 2: I at least like it.
Speaker 1: I acknowledge it.
Speaker 2: But to call me unauthentic authentically, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: Wow. I mean, these are some fighting words.
Speaker 2: This is someone that in the morning woke up saying
Speaker 2: I love David Brody so much, I'm going to promote
Speaker 2: all of his podcasts and everything, and then mistakenly and
Speaker 2: she didn't write back like I'm so sorry, I'm not blocked.
Speaker 2: I know she's got a tail between her legs. She's
Speaker 2: got nothing to say.
Speaker 1: Yep, how about that? How about that?
Speaker 2: And anyone hears this and responds, then she lied because
Speaker 2: she's still listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: That's correct.
Speaker 2: And I got one other fan I want to bring
Speaker 2: to your attention what I got a guy here.
Speaker 1: I don't know which way to tell his story. So
Speaker 1: this guy he's I'm not gonna tell you his exact name,
Speaker 1: but he says on TikTok he's a fan fan of
Speaker 1: Gary Gilman g I L M A N. Gary Gilman
Speaker 1: fan basically is what his name is? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know Gary Gilman is. Well, neither do I.
Speaker 2: But there's a picture of a comedian I love whose
Speaker 2: name is Gary Goleman.
Speaker 1: G U L L M A N. Big fan. This
Speaker 1: guy is such a fan of Gary Goleman.
Speaker 2: He created a TikTok account, used Gary Goleman's picture and
Speaker 2: then spelled it Gary Gilman one at one L instead
Speaker 2: of a you and two l's. Well, clearly Gary Goleman
Speaker 2: was taken. So maybe they.
Speaker 1: Did because nice name, and this guy's got an underscore.
Speaker 2: He's got all the words in it. It's not like
Speaker 2: Gary Goleman. It's Gary something Gilman something something else. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, wow number, Oh my god. Yeah, you fan
Speaker 2: of Gary Goulman, big fan?
Speaker 1: So what did you do? Did you reach out?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I can't because on TikTok you can't message people unless
Speaker 2: you follow him. You follow each other, so follow and
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I don't want to follow him
Speaker 2: just to tell him he's wrong. I might give him
Speaker 2: the follow like Susan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm never.
Speaker 2: Gonna listen to Elvis anymore because you spelled Gary Gilman wrong.
Speaker 4: What is what?
Speaker 1: People? I got a lot of listen.
Speaker 2: I give people a lot of reason not to like
Speaker 2: me or not to listen, but that's not one of them.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, yeah, Bertie, listen to me. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say this right now. No, don't say it.
Speaker 2: You you create half the problems that you that you
Speaker 2: are involved in.
Speaker 1: You you reput you sow right.
Speaker 2: So no yet, no if you do, because follow people,
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm listening here. Can you get yourself
Speaker 2: worked up? You get yourself christy, you jump not you're talking.
Speaker 2: You you meddle in in people's business, and you say
Speaker 2: things that are unnecessary to not do that all, Listen.
Speaker 2: There are things everyday life that I realize that I'm
Speaker 2: looking at that I see mistakes and things that are wrong,
Speaker 2: and yet I ignore them and I just move on
Speaker 2: to you know the matter at hand. You don't have
Speaker 2: to because the second you go down a rabbit hole
Speaker 2: and you start challenging people on things, yeah, they become defensive.
Speaker 1: Well would this be an example of that?
Speaker 2: I was on a TikTok live and I was scrolling
Speaker 2: three or scroll through and you go to the next one,
Speaker 2: next one, next one. I ended up on this page
Speaker 2: and this is another thing that you're about to say
Speaker 2: that I would have let go, but here you are
Speaker 2: jumping in on it. And the girl was drinking a
Speaker 2: you who and he would he will make it fun
Speaker 2: of me last year drinking a chocolate water. It's not milk, right,
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh my gosh, she's drinking you who.
Speaker 2: So I'm reading the comments and this guy writes, y,
Speaker 2: oh you are You're beautiful, right, which which you would
Speaker 2: maybe ignore, and it bothered me.
Speaker 1: No, right there.
Speaker 2: It's a classic example of that people do the your
Speaker 2: your thing and make that mistake all the time. You
Speaker 2: can't listen with the grammar police on this podcast, right,
Speaker 2: it's for the sake of entertainment and laughs and we
Speaker 2: move on.
Speaker 1: But I know, but you do this every day in
Speaker 1: real life. So so this guys so bad. Hold on.
Speaker 2: In my defense, he kept saying it to her because
Speaker 2: she wasn't acknowledging him. But he My favorite part, this
Speaker 2: is not even a comment thread on Facebook or this
Speaker 2: is now a scrolling a scrolling YouTube comment thread where
Speaker 2: everything is like fucking spaghetti and fucking soup, which is
Speaker 2: not stop shipping scrolling up the screen right, and you
Speaker 2: caught this, and you're like, I gotta correct that person, No,
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on. In my defense, I let the
Speaker 2: first four go. It was a fifth time, so I
Speaker 2: finally hold on. So I wrote back something else. I
Speaker 2: wrote back. I wrote back, asterisk your right, just like,
Speaker 2: stop it already. You keep saying it wrong. After the
Speaker 2: fifth time I wrote your he wrote back, no, you are.
Speaker 1: He did not understand it. He didn't understand it, so
Speaker 1: he thought I was like, He wrote back, no, saying
Speaker 1: to you basically, his own stupidity is bliss. Let it.
Speaker 2: Ignorance is bliss. But I'm never bliss. So ah, my god,
Speaker 2: that does this make sense to you? I was watching
Speaker 2: a clip of Taylor Swift in concert on on TikTok
Speaker 2: again a scrolling scrolling, and this girl wrote, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this video is clearer than my vision.
Speaker 1: How is that possible?
Speaker 2: How can she see it clearer if her vision is bad?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, the video is clearer than she You know
Speaker 2: you lost me?
Speaker 1: She says, oh my god, this video is clearer than
Speaker 1: my vision.
Speaker 2: She probably has really great, perfect vision, and she's trying
Speaker 2: to say that it's clearer than that. But I think
Speaker 2: that's the possibility, clear right, if you can't be clearer
Speaker 2: because the video is only as clear as your vision
Speaker 2: because you're looking at something and I'm seeing and it's
Speaker 2: super clear.
Speaker 1: But that's my vision.
Speaker 2: So it can't be clearer than my vision because I
Speaker 2: wouldn't know what that looked like because I know that's
Speaker 2: my vision.
Speaker 1: Because Marky, I get it all right, my vision.
Speaker 2: If my vision is twenty twenty and I'm seeing things
Speaker 2: a certain way, I can't see it. She's assuming it's better,
Speaker 2: but she doesn't know that for effect.
Speaker 1: Unless she had glasses on took her glasses off. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, this, I know this bothers you scary. I was
Speaker 2: reading an article and it said Tony Romo makes awkward
Speaker 2: fumble during Taylor Swift's appearance on NFL broadcast, and then
Speaker 2: the head of the line after that is the her
Speaker 2: quarterback dropped the ball while describing the Karma singer, Carmen.
Speaker 1: Quote Karma, right because because she sang Karma.
Speaker 2: But right, But do you have to explain to people
Speaker 2: who Taylor Swift is and refer to her as.
Speaker 1: The Karma Singer?
Speaker 2: Probably Taylor Swift and if anything, poor choice of song
Speaker 2: because it probably is not her biggest hit.
Speaker 1: It's not her biggest hit.
Speaker 2: So I would I would say, I would say the
Speaker 2: but that's but I would say.
Speaker 1: Number one hit.
Speaker 2: Wonder the right, like, who's the guy who sang somebody
Speaker 2: that he used to know? Go Tier, Go right, you'd
Speaker 2: be like, go Tier, the guy who sang somebody that
Speaker 2: I used to know?
Speaker 1: You would right?
Speaker 2: If you're like, oh, the former quarterback dropped the ball
Speaker 2: while describing the singer, you have to say the Karma singer.
Speaker 2: First of all, that's the only song you could think
Speaker 2: of Karma.
Speaker 1: Second of all, do you really need to qualify Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift by saying she's the Karma singer? Right? Because she's
Speaker 1: much bigger than that. Okay?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Then I saw this guy, this is maybe a grammar police. Uh,
Speaker 2: but he said, let me see, Oh you can trust
Speaker 2: buying this from me. I have never damaged, not one
Speaker 2: single item. That means that he wrecks everything that comes
Speaker 2: into contact. Right, He's never damaged, not one single item.
Speaker 2: That means he's damaged a lot of the items, multiple multiple, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I saw again we should have played the
Speaker 2: grammar police jingle, but.
Speaker 1: I got him. Fortunately I got it. Oh, give me
Speaker 1: one more, see.
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta warn me when these are coming. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't realize I smooth. I slid into it, or
Speaker 2: some people would say slided, which is wrong. So somebody
Speaker 2: tagged me. One of our slices tagged me, and he
Speaker 2: got put me into a video of a kid putting
Speaker 2: his brother in a in a like a rubber made
Speaker 2: tote storage bucket and throwing him down the stairs, and
Speaker 2: it said.
Speaker 1: Remember when we use to do this? Ooh, I wrote,
Speaker 1: remember when we used to do this? I used, I did.
Speaker 2: Remember we also used to say used, And then a
Speaker 2: bunch of slices commented grammar police on some random video
Speaker 2: they saw me and knew it was me anyway, So
Speaker 2: somebody wrote, yeah, case and point a case endpoint yes,
Speaker 2: thank you man, case and point case and point yes.
Speaker 2: That's like when people say for all intensive purpose purposes, right,
Speaker 2: that's intense and pur purposes, which, by the way, I
Speaker 2: learned only two three years ago. So if you're learning
Speaker 2: that now and you are today years old and your
Speaker 2: mind is blown, don't feel so bad. Okay, for all, yes,
Speaker 2: tense and purpose.
Speaker 1: It's the podcast We Got Trouble Brody right here in
Speaker 1: River City, Lo. And behold, my dad is now on Facebook. No, no,
Speaker 1: there's a lot, there's a lot going on, you know, Anthony,
Speaker 1: how do I upload a picture? Anthony? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: He you know, the thing about my dad is, you know,
Speaker 1: for all these years, God bless him, he always he
Speaker 1: never was a social media guy. He never touched it.
Speaker 2: In fact, when it came to finances and handling things,
Speaker 2: it was all about my mom and he only he
Speaker 2: only got an iPhone a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: So so he's he's learning slowly.
Speaker 2: He was never a computer savvy, was never the guy
Speaker 2: on the computer when they came out. Very basic, very
Speaker 2: basic knowledge of that stuff. So so there's just a
Speaker 2: lot going on now that me and my brother and
Speaker 2: my sister, we all have to we have to teach him.
Speaker 1: And it's been a you know, it's been a journey,
Speaker 1: you know. So so the whole.
Speaker 2: Facebook my brother had, you know, created the profile for him,
Speaker 2: showed him how to request his friends. We kind of
Speaker 2: got him off the ground, and then we showed him
Speaker 2: a little bit of basic things about Facebook, and oh
Speaker 2: my god, it is just like teaching a four year old.
Speaker 2: It's it's crazy, but yeah, my dad is uh you
Speaker 2: know that he's doing that and and and then the finances.
Speaker 2: Now everything's got to be moved over to his name
Speaker 2: because everything was my mom's name. So so uh a
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of changing up things. And and
Speaker 2: he's got to you know, learn how to uh put
Speaker 2: stuff on auto pay. He didn't know you can do that.
Speaker 2: He's got He's got a whole world of learning ahead
Speaker 2: of him. But isn't that crazy when you ignore it
Speaker 2: your whole life and you have somebody that just manages
Speaker 2: that aspect of your life that you know.
Speaker 1: Now now he does because because he wants to.
Speaker 2: I heard about this video that does going around and
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know, if this was you know,
Speaker 2: a few months ago, my mom, my mom would have
Speaker 2: just passed him the phone or folk, you know, said
Speaker 2: hey look here tell and look this is the you know,
Speaker 2: watch this. Because my mother was to explain to him
Speaker 2: about Scamboni's yeah everything yeah, no, no, I told him that, yeah,
Speaker 2: he knows, he knows that, he knows not to like
Speaker 2: when someone with his name tries to France yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: and when somebody when when he gets tagged in a
Speaker 2: post that says, I can't believe they died.
Speaker 1: I missed them already. Don't click on on that.
Speaker 2: That's a new one that's gonna well it's not a
Speaker 2: new old, it's a new old one. But it's back
Speaker 2: a new one. It's again, it's back again. But yeah,
Speaker 2: so so, uh, you know, he's got his friends on
Speaker 2: there now, and I think he's you know, signed him
Speaker 2: up to a couple of groups, you know, and things
Speaker 2: you got.
Speaker 1: You got him on on J Date. Yet what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Stop?
Speaker 2: Fuck sent them a couple of pages to follow sending
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Boys. Not that we post anything. We've been
Speaker 2: dormant for like two years, Anthony. I know, I don't
Speaker 2: want to be on that thing, Anthony. I know how
Speaker 2: everything works. I don't anybody hearing it? No, yeah, he goes, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're talking about me in your podcast?
Speaker 1: Are about me? Never? Yeah? We got to have him
Speaker 1: on it a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Speaking of having people on, Uh, you made a promise
Speaker 2: last Slice time that we were gonna have Spruce on
Speaker 2: the loose on this episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have to make it. We have to
Speaker 1: make a team host decision Okay.
Speaker 2: Spruce is on an Amtrak train to his family that
Speaker 2: lives a few states south of New York. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: he said, you can talk to me, but I have
Speaker 2: to speak low. Do we want to have Spruce speaking low?
Speaker 2: We need like classic Spruce. We need full till next
Speaker 2: episode otherwise, yeah, because you can man him loudly, but
Speaker 2: he can't respond loudly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not gonna because we need to let him
Speaker 2: know about how you think Michael McDonald was black. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, there are people out there. I bet you
Speaker 2: there are gonna be on the talkbacks for Slice time
Speaker 2: for next week. I guaranteed there's people out there. Did you,
Speaker 2: by the way, did you come across any flat earthers
Speaker 2: on TikTok this week?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, actually yeah. I also there were a moon
Speaker 2: landing deniers, a lot of those, so those.
Speaker 1: Uh you know, by the way, the Japan land no man,
Speaker 1: no men on the moon, but that's their their rocket
Speaker 1: lander landed on the moon a.
Speaker 2: Couple hours ago. Real, speaking of the moon, Japan landed
Speaker 2: on the Pan landed on the moon. Okay, they us
Speaker 2: back there. We we send it on what happened to
Speaker 2: our unmanned ship that went up there. Our ships landed
Speaker 2: on Mars. Dude, we're beyond the moon at this point,
Speaker 2: the Mars rover will be they'll be going to your
Speaker 2: ainus soon. Excited about that. And did you hear NASA
Speaker 2: is about to release information David Brody about what they
Speaker 2: found recently that they found alien aliens.
Speaker 1: They found aliens, they found aliens. Yeah, they had the
Speaker 1: pictures of them. Yeah, they said that. Not NASA is
Speaker 1: going to google. NASA Alien Findings is a website. Scary,
Speaker 1: it's in the news. We reported on the Big Show today.
Speaker 1: It's all over the place.
Speaker 2: I'll look at it land again, look at it right
Speaker 2: now until they okay, well here's what's gonna happen. So
Speaker 2: they're going to really they haven't released it officially, but
Speaker 2: they're going to release the statement about it. I'm still
Speaker 2: waiting for the Epstein list to come out. Fully, nothing
Speaker 2: ever comes out. They promise, Well that shits censored. Someone's
Speaker 2: holding that back, right, the alien's holding it back.
Speaker 1: And you are such a denier of everything, of the
Speaker 1: wrong thing.
Speaker 2: You sent me a video yesterday on three different social
Speaker 2: media Yes, and it.
Speaker 1: Proves my point about aliens. No it didn't You.
Speaker 2: Sent me a video of some guy on it with
Speaker 2: a green screen behind him, and on the wall behind
Speaker 2: him is a painting of was it Jesus? With spaceships
Speaker 2: around him? Who knows when that was painted? Who knows
Speaker 2: that those aren't halos?
Speaker 3: You don't know what that is?
Speaker 2: You're like, look, it's proof there were spaceships around the
Speaker 2: time of Jesus. How come Jesus and spaceships only come
Speaker 2: out when there's no video cameras, there's no phones that
Speaker 2: record video. There's there's security cameras everywhere and the planet
Speaker 2: right now that you can't walk down the street without
Speaker 2: being on a security camp.
Speaker 1: Latest. My girlfriend thinks she's an alien. That's what you
Speaker 1: have to be to be with you. She really does.
Speaker 1: She does have a long neck. She has a long neck.
Speaker 1: For the fucks that's supposed to mean. I mean, she
Speaker 1: kind of looks now i'm thinking about it, she does
Speaker 1: kind of look alien some of her features.
Speaker 2: Oh mit your tongue, Brody, Hey, you want to talk
Speaker 2: to her, she'll tell you. Oh, you get out of phone.
Speaker 2: She thinks she's she thinks she's an alien. She thinks
Speaker 2: she was of another another world. I'll let her explain it.
Speaker 2: She's got this whole thing about what she believes it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the perfect couple.
Speaker 1: She believes it.
Speaker 2: She believes she's an alien here and when is he
Speaker 2: training going to kick in? And then when she has
Speaker 2: a word, Now take me to the leader of the planet.
Speaker 2: Please let me get her on the phone. We'll call
Speaker 2: her next.
Speaker 1: With Siri and Brody.
Speaker 2: You've examined her thoroughly. I'm sure any scales anywhere. I
Speaker 2: need to know about any extra eyeballs. Why are you
Speaker 2: making fun for because Robin is the normal one of
Speaker 2: you a couple. Let me see if I can get
Speaker 2: her on the phone. Robin, Hi, Hi, my love. You're
Speaker 2: on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I thought, so feel free
Speaker 2: to curse because on the planet she's from. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: talking about aliens, and we've talked about because there was
Speaker 2: news today that NASA may come out with, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: some information that they they there's some alien life form
Speaker 2: going on, so they but they haven't released it yet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is all the news today. So then I casually
Speaker 2: told David Brody that you broke the news to me
Speaker 2: the other day that you're an alien.
Speaker 1: You think you're an alien?
Speaker 4: I I just thought maybe maybe.
Speaker 2: Explained to Brody, because Brody's not buying it. Brody denies
Speaker 2: the existence of aliens. He can't tell me who built
Speaker 2: the pyramids or why there's a missing link the Egyptians.
Speaker 2: What do you mean there is a missing link, the
Speaker 2: missing link that that connects us between apes and us.
Speaker 1: What now? The aliens came and they reconstructed us missing link.
Speaker 1: They found this.
Speaker 2: Theyveoscles that showed the man we were a science experiment
Speaker 2: for aliens and they they actually are right, yeah they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm in billion of us and they never
Speaker 1: come back.
Speaker 2: And they were the ones who construct reconstructed the chromosomes
Speaker 2: to make us right, right, Robin constructed the Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm reading a book and they say that
Speaker 3: Earth is basically an experiment by aliens gone wrong.
Speaker 4: We were supposed to do it forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we were and uh, but then a meteorite
Speaker 3: hit and it brought.
Speaker 4: All kinds of diseases.
Speaker 3: And then at that point they had to decide do
Speaker 3: we want to scrap it and rebuild or do we
Speaker 3: want to just go with it and see what happens.
Speaker 3: And they decided to go with it and see what
Speaker 3: happens because they already invested too much time and effort.
Speaker 3: But we were really supposed to be like much more
Speaker 3: evolved and we were never supposed to get sick.
Speaker 2: We were supposed to be no disease, and we were
Speaker 2: supposed to be more involved than we are today. So
Speaker 2: they basically we are the science experiment that they were,
Speaker 2: you know for aliens that that we pretty much they
Speaker 2: just tossed us aside and said, all right, Earth, just
Speaker 2: put it on the shelf. You put the rector set
Speaker 2: on the shelf. You're done with it, like or whatever.
Speaker 2: Nothing's going on here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they do care about us, like they're trying
Speaker 3: to fix it.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: Supposedly they can't interfere directly, but they can do it indirectly.
Speaker 1: So they who's stopping them? Who's stopping them from interfering directly?
Speaker 4: I guess I guess whoever God is, whoever the head
Speaker 4: alien is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is there is no God because if this
Speaker 2: aliens created us as an experiment, then there's no God.
Speaker 2: That God is the aliens that created us, in which
Speaker 2: case you just destroyed every religion on the planet.
Speaker 1: Because which one is right?
Speaker 3: That's why I think there could be some truth here,
Speaker 3: but they all have which I think can be explained
Speaker 3: by aliens.
Speaker 2: That could also be explained by fables that got twisted
Speaker 2: over time, and they were like, oh, like when you
Speaker 2: play telephone in the cafeteria at school and you're like,
Speaker 2: Johnny has extra pencils, and by the time it ends,
Speaker 2: he's like, hey, Maria has super or ass. But yet
Speaker 2: we're holding it all in such high regard that we're
Speaker 2: fighting and killing each other over it. Oh, religious over
Speaker 2: each basically over your version of the fable versus my.
Speaker 1: Version of the fable that's correct, So it's not working.
Speaker 1: How stupid is that? That's ridiculous when you really look
Speaker 1: at that. But Robin, get to the point.
Speaker 2: Forget about all this nonsense. Go right to the point
Speaker 2: of what talk about why you think you're anail? No
Speaker 2: wait a minute before I explain that based on what
Speaker 2: you just said, if aliens created us as an experiment,
Speaker 2: then they left you behind. And then how come if
Speaker 2: you're an alien you don't know what she's gonna tell you?
Speaker 1: Okay, I need to know this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So supposedly the aliens felt like we were
Speaker 3: definitely on a course to basically destroy ourselves. When we
Speaker 3: came up with the atomic bomb, and they knew that
Speaker 3: we wouldn't use it for good. So that's when they
Speaker 3: started asking for volunteers to come to the planet, souls
Speaker 3: who were either here for the first time, like never
Speaker 3: lived a life before, especially not on Earth, people who
Speaker 3: were or souls however you want to put it, who
Speaker 3: did live a life before, but it might have been
Speaker 3: on different planets. And then there's this third wave, which
Speaker 3: I didn't really get to yet, but I think I'm
Speaker 3: part of the second wave.
Speaker 4: And supposedly we are people who lived.
Speaker 3: On alien planets, and our job is just to be
Speaker 3: at energy channels, you know, from us, and we're there
Speaker 3: to kind of heal other people and make them more
Speaker 3: positive and set them on the right course without them knowing.
Speaker 1: And you've been assigned to Skerdab.
Speaker 4: Need some help.
Speaker 2: Your mission is to keep the Boosh and Bastard in
Speaker 2: line on a projects.
Speaker 1: I'm a project.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't know how well I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I believe, I.
Speaker 2: Think on the film Science Experiment, I understand then that
Speaker 2: your father is not your father, that you were implanted
Speaker 2: in your mother from an alien race.
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm hearing you don't know.
Speaker 3: They say, well, they say we choose our parents, so
Speaker 3: supposedly I chose them. But they also say, like, usually
Speaker 3: our relationships here now are ones that we had on
Speaker 3: our previous life, and we might switch roles. So like
Speaker 3: maybe my father, who's my father now? Maybe he was
Speaker 3: my brother all my life and my different planet.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely gonna admit you coming from another planet, right, Robie,
Speaker 2: tell everyone the title and artist of that book, the title,
Speaker 2: author of that writer.
Speaker 1: Author, yeah, author, Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's called The Three Ways of Volunteers and the
Speaker 3: New Earth, and it's by Dolores Cannan Delores Catman.
Speaker 1: Who is Dolores Catman. It's important here, Brody Canon. So
Speaker 1: he developed Dolores Cannon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Dolores Cannon. Okay, like the weapon. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So basically she invented some form of hypnotherapy that can
Speaker 3: let you do past life regressions. And basically she recorded
Speaker 3: a whole bunch that obsessions that she had went through,
Speaker 3: and they are all kind of saying the same things
Speaker 3: about aliens.
Speaker 4: And being abducted and lives before.
Speaker 3: There were so many commonalities that you're like, well, maybe
Speaker 3: there's some truth to it.
Speaker 4: That's why would all these strangers.
Speaker 2: So she wrote a book about it. She's got several books. Actually,
Speaker 2: if you google her name, Okay, is this.
Speaker 1: Book in the fiction section or the nonfiction section?
Speaker 4: No, the metaphysical section, so somewhere in between.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: So Robin's reading this book, that's where she got She's
Speaker 2: not spitting this out of her like out of nowhere,
Speaker 2: shed by her tail? These out of her tail?
Speaker 1: These are or third eye, these are These are things
Speaker 1: that she's reading in the book, and she's shared them
Speaker 1: with us today.
Speaker 2: Now, whether you believe that or not that I would
Speaker 2: like you to read them in a science journal as
Speaker 2: opposed to a book written by a human beings trying
Speaker 2: to sell books. But it's an interesting story, it is.
Speaker 2: But you know, I read a story about lightsabers and
Speaker 2: the Force and.
Speaker 1: Jedi nights from a galaxy far far away. So it's
Speaker 1: all good if you enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I just haven't figured out after reading the book why
Speaker 2: you think you're an alien?
Speaker 1: What was the deciding factor there?
Speaker 3: They so basically they said it really started I think
Speaker 3: around the eighties. Well what was it, Maybe it was
Speaker 3: sixties to eighties or something. There was a specific time
Speaker 3: period and when it started happening and I was born.
Speaker 1: This makes sense. Everyone was high and stoned. I get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know, but.
Speaker 3: Also supposedly like you don't completely feel home at earth.
Speaker 3: If you feel a little bit different than everyone else,
Speaker 3: you're a little bit more introverted, you're very fascinated by astronomy.
Speaker 3: You also are a little bit more likely to kind
Speaker 3: of sit back in life. Feel like I was sounding scary.
Speaker 3: I was like, look, you know, I never I.
Speaker 4: Never even learned to drive, I never got married, I
Speaker 4: never had children.
Speaker 3: I feel like all these things that people typically do,
Speaker 3: I don't tend to do a ton of them.
Speaker 1: I just kind of you don't have a desire to
Speaker 1: do any of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess because I haven't done them. If I
Speaker 4: really wanted to, then I.
Speaker 1: Would have been fucking on the balls of my ass.
Speaker 1: Heres we go. So there you have it, Brod Brody
Speaker 1: for the first what did you say? That was that? Robin, No,
Speaker 1: I was going to say.
Speaker 3: And you're very empathetic, so you can really, you know,
Speaker 3: you really feel for people. You pick up on their energies.
Speaker 3: You just you feel their emotions like they're your own.
Speaker 4: And I do feel like I get like that.
Speaker 1: There you go. And by the way, for the first
Speaker 1: time ever, you've left Brodie speechless. Oh I'm not speechless
Speaker 1: because I have at he's thinking of his next question.
Speaker 2: I'm in limbo at the moment between I think the
Speaker 2: world of you, Robin, and if it wasn't you, Robin,
Speaker 2: all the things I would say.
Speaker 1: I feel like if somebody else was on the phone,
Speaker 1: or if you were someone in the news, I would come.
Speaker 2: If you were a celebrity, if you were like Goldie
Speaker 2: Horn saying these things, I mean, like, oh, Goldie Horn.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I know you.
Speaker 2: You're very bright, and except for your decision to hang
Speaker 2: out with scary so much. Other than that, you are
Speaker 2: a fine example of humanity. And perhaps perhaps there's some
Speaker 2: alien DNA and you, which explains why you're so nice.
Speaker 2: But the person you described makes me the furthest thing
Speaker 2: from an alien possible, because I'm an Outrobert.
Speaker 1: I do all the things everyone else does. But you're
Speaker 1: also you're also narcissistic.
Speaker 2: I'm cynical as anyone on the planet, and you are
Speaker 2: so egotistical to think that you are the center of
Speaker 2: the Earth and that there's a.
Speaker 1: But no, but you refuse to believe there are other
Speaker 1: things out there than us.
Speaker 2: You refuse to have said that we are Maybe we're
Speaker 2: not there, Maybe we're that we are not the center
Speaker 2: of things, maybe we're on the periphery of something else.
Speaker 2: But you can't you can't wrap your mind around that,
Speaker 2: because that's not the kind.
Speaker 1: Of person you are. This is classic Brody right here.
Speaker 1: The first thing to do is denied debate, and yeah,
Speaker 1: you know Brody's type. Classic Brody. Okay, there are two
Speaker 1: types of people. There are people who question things that
Speaker 1: are factless, and then there are people who question things
Speaker 1: and think because they question them that they are critical thinkers.
Speaker 1: But they're questioning reality. That's not critical thinking. That's critic
Speaker 1: Who's to say it's reality to begin with? That's the
Speaker 1: that's your problem. You can't. You can't. You can't be
Speaker 1: religious and believe in in one figure. I'm not religious. No, no,
Speaker 1: not you, not you you in general? Am not you specific?
Speaker 1: You can't be you can't. Let's I'm gonna I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say. Let's say. Let's say Mike.
Speaker 2: Okay, you believe in that, you worship Mike as the
Speaker 2: savior of the world. You worship Mike, right, but then
Speaker 2: you also believe in an alien race that can come here.
Speaker 2: So explain to me right now you Someone will come
Speaker 2: up with some bullshit story, But why would Mike create
Speaker 2: this planet and say that he made us in the
Speaker 2: image of Mike.
Speaker 1: We're all in the image of Mike.
Speaker 2: But then there's another planet that has spaceships that can
Speaker 2: travel across light years to get here, that are so
Speaker 2: advanced they fly in ships. We can't have them, but
Speaker 2: that Mike created us bullshit? And airplanes with the doors
Speaker 2: fly off and we allegedly got to the moment, but
Speaker 2: we didn't. But there's other universes. So is the other
Speaker 2: is the other planets? Do they have a mic that's
Speaker 2: better than our Mike? You may, we don't know that.
Speaker 1: But the fact that you you think you know it all,
Speaker 1: and that you know I didn't say that, but nobody
Speaker 1: you know what I know, You know what you know,
Speaker 1: but you don't. But there's a lot you don't know,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot we don't know.
Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is to take and take the
Speaker 2: back seat for a second and be just be in
Speaker 2: a passive state and be like, hmmm, do you know what,
Speaker 2: there could be a lot of things out there that
Speaker 2: I don't know about. So but you have to be
Speaker 2: that kind of person to first admit that, to first
Speaker 2: even have any of these like potential thoughts that maybe
Speaker 2: there is. But the same thing with ghosts, with you
Speaker 2: go to the same thing. You feel the same way.
Speaker 2: You think everything is in absolute, everything's in black and white,
Speaker 2: and that you know it all and you learn you
Speaker 2: if you take a breath, I'll defend myself. I don't
Speaker 2: believe in things that haven't.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: There are people that when they can't explain something, they
Speaker 2: need an explanation. Their brain needs an explanation, right, so
Speaker 2: they go, I can't explain the pyramids, therefore it must
Speaker 2: have been Aliens. I can't explain Stonehenge, rather than than
Speaker 2: trying to explain it, because it's all these things are
Speaker 2: to defy logic of what was available the tools at
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: You are logical persons. Things add up, but for some
Speaker 1: reason you buy all me. You're yelling over me.
Speaker 2: The only way to learn in life is to keep
Speaker 2: trying to find a legitimate answer, to keep trying to
Speaker 2: figure out what tools, what pulleys, what level what what
Speaker 2: what Pulley system did the did people use to build Stonehenge?
Speaker 2: Figure out how they did it? But if you just
Speaker 2: go up, must have been alien, several people have said,
Speaker 2: have come out on records, scientists and everyone saying these
Speaker 2: are physical impossibilities. That's why they are mysteries because there
Speaker 2: was nothing there. That technology wasn't advanced. There wasn't they
Speaker 2: weren't there yet, so so it is there is no
Speaker 2: way it could have been done. So your brain then
Speaker 2: starts freaking out because because I cannot compute, So why
Speaker 2: shouldn't they have come up with a Pulley system and
Speaker 2: had a thousand people pull a rope to lift the
Speaker 2: rock their whole life because apparently they say it would
Speaker 2: have taken everyone their entire lives just to build maybe
Speaker 2: an eighth of.
Speaker 1: It, a pulley and a rope. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm talking about that. I was talking about
Speaker 2: the Pyramids, but you're talking about stone. Okay, the Pyramids
Speaker 2: are explainable. There are people who go, oh if if
Speaker 2: if it because it takes a year to build one rock,
Speaker 2: But that's the assumption that they built one.
Speaker 1: They move how did they move it?
Speaker 4: They're also very precise too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do we believe? Why do we believe?
Speaker 2: Aliens came here light years away, use the most incredible technology,
Speaker 2: and all they did was build triangles.
Speaker 1: If you have the technology to fly light years.
Speaker 2: Away to another planet and all you do is build triangles,
Speaker 2: something's wrong. It's like spending your whole life learning how
Speaker 2: to do magic and all you do is pick a
Speaker 2: con And we don't know the answers to these things,
Speaker 2: but you why are very quick to just ship on
Speaker 2: these other theories. I'm more concerned, we have to take
Speaker 2: a break hold on. I'm more concerned with a being
Speaker 2: that created a planet. Apparently this planet was created by
Speaker 2: somebody right, or something created this planet, right, that's the story.
Speaker 2: Why are the earthquakes? Why are their tsunamis? Why are
Speaker 2: the hurricanes and tornadoes? Why is that part of it?
Speaker 2: There's no excuse why any god would create earthquakes where
Speaker 2: the inside of the earth is shifting and killing thousands
Speaker 2: of people.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense that it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Why are there tornadoes because we are because according to
Speaker 2: this book, we are a science experiment gone wrong by
Speaker 2: the aliens, and we would just put on a shelf
Speaker 2: to let it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, then why worship anything that's
Speaker 1: that many mistakes? It's Robin, Robin. You care to interject?
Speaker 3: I know you.
Speaker 2: There's a lot you want to say. No, Robin, Robin
Speaker 2: made some good points. Robin explained very clearly, succinctly, what
Speaker 2: the theory is. It's an interesting theory. But I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna suddenly me personally. I'm not going to walk around
Speaker 2: going I'm part of an experiment. The aliens created us,
Speaker 2: and we're a mistake. Who the hell wants to go through?
Speaker 2: And at the end of the day, these are just
Speaker 2: mental exercises. This is just food for thought. You know, No,
Speaker 2: you thinks my girlfriend is an alien?
Speaker 1: Now, of course not. You said she thinks she's an alien.
Speaker 1: That means an alien babies, Yeah, had she used to be.
Speaker 1: You can't used to be. It's like saying I used
Speaker 1: to be an immigrant.
Speaker 2: You once you're a immigrant, you're always an immigrant because your.
Speaker 1: Brain is thinking in absolutes. That's the problem with your brain.
Speaker 2: You can't be an alien and come to America or
Speaker 2: the Earth and then you're no longer an alien. You're
Speaker 2: still an alien. You're just an alien with a green Car.
Speaker 2: I love getting your dander up, Mike, Robin.
Speaker 1: What were you going to say? Robin is sighing, Robin.
Speaker 3: Now it's hard, you know, And I think you really
Speaker 3: have to read more of the book to see how
Speaker 3: at all pieces together would never.
Speaker 1: Do such a thing. He doesn't believe in ghosts. He
Speaker 1: doesn't believe in reading books. He doesn't believe.
Speaker 2: He refuses to acknowledge that that ghosts and spirits and
Speaker 2: and and energy is around us that you can't see.
Speaker 1: He doesn't believe it. Right.
Speaker 2: Why is it only old ladies can charge you one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars to show you the ghosts?
Speaker 1: He laughed at us when we went. Well, we went
Speaker 1: to Savannah and we went on that haunted.
Speaker 2: House tour, and you speak two hundred dollars to be
Speaker 2: told about the soldier that walks the hallways.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a thing.
Speaker 2: You can come to my house for fifty I'll tell
Speaker 2: you about the soldier that walks the hallways. I'll pick
Speaker 2: a war of eighteen twelve. You could hear him talking
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: See Robin.
Speaker 4: iPhone watch going off right?
Speaker 1: Yes, her iPhone watch.
Speaker 2: It gripped out such thing as an iPhone watch. What
Speaker 2: you're watch watch come on.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I want I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about, so I want to make sure. So tell
Speaker 1: me the story of what happened real quickly with our
Speaker 1: friend Kathleen.
Speaker 4: Kathleen she is.
Speaker 3: So there was supposedly an area in the basement where
Speaker 3: a lot of spirit activity was observed, and there was
Speaker 3: a chair. She walked in, she sat in the chair,
Speaker 3: and then the heart rate monitor on her Apple Watch
Speaker 3: started going crazy.
Speaker 4: She got up, walked out of the room.
Speaker 3: It went back down, she went back in, it went
Speaker 3: crazy again, and then it went back to normal when
Speaker 3: she left.
Speaker 4: So we don't know what else could have caused that.
Speaker 1: Well, and it was kind of a direct electro man
Speaker 1: electromagnetic activity in that room designed to make your I
Speaker 1: don't know, like, is there a scam? That's what I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: is it all part of the not a scam? Bony,
Speaker 1: all right, not a scam? Listen, listen.
Speaker 2: I I don't know if I told you this story scary.
Speaker 2: I know Robin doesn't know the story. I told it
Speaker 2: on a podcast, a Marvel podcast I did a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: So the what's her name?
Speaker 2: The Long Island Lolita, the Long Island psychic. What's her
Speaker 2: name is medium? Yeah, Long Island Medium.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she came into our studio, right, And it was
Speaker 2: about two weeks after. I found an old ID card
Speaker 2: of my father's. It was a police ID card from
Speaker 2: I don't know, the nineties, maybe the eighties, and he
Speaker 2: had to hit a mustache. I was a long time ago,
Speaker 2: and I found it in a box. I was going
Speaker 2: through some of his things and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is a great picture of my dad. It's this
Speaker 2: police ID card and I put it in my wallet. Anyway,
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks later, we're in the morning show
Speaker 2: studio and the Long Island medium comes in. What's her name,
Speaker 2: very Italian name. I forget her name, I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1: Teresa yeah, Compta computer, yeah, Teresa Kamputer right, And she's
Speaker 1: going around the room and she's, you know, telling stuff
Speaker 1: about everybody, and it's all very general stuff. Oh you're
Speaker 1: gonna get a new position.
Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna get a raise, Oh you're gonna My
Speaker 2: mom's sitting there with her, and I'm trying my best
Speaker 2: not to make the face right, not to make the
Speaker 2: oh my god, this lady's full the ship face. So
Speaker 2: she comes to me and so I think Elvis said, like,
Speaker 2: do David do Brody. He's very skeptical about everything.
Speaker 1: Do Brody. And she says, oh, you know, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: She says, blah blah. It didn't make any sense, and
Speaker 1: it's just you've you've you've recently looked something like you've
Speaker 1: recently found an old photo, or you've recently cherished an
Speaker 1: old photo, or you have a photo that's very important
Speaker 1: to you. And so for a second I went, holy shit, that's.
Speaker 2: Crazy, and then I remembered it's a random thing you'd
Speaker 2: say to anybody, and you're like you throwing darts.
Speaker 1: So, yes, there is a chance that.
Speaker 2: She has psychic abilities and her brain sensed a photo
Speaker 2: in my wallet, except I wasn't thinking about the on
Speaker 2: my wallet, and she'd have no way of knowing that
Speaker 2: there was a photo my wallet. So on the other hand,
Speaker 2: she's randomly saying shit till something lands, because once one
Speaker 2: thing lands, you forget the other things that she said
Speaker 2: that didn't land.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, So I remember, that's like
Speaker 1: a minder racer.
Speaker 2: However, you know, in all fairness, there are different people
Speaker 2: with different levels of this, and you know, maybe she's
Speaker 2: a hack.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 2: But you know, but there are people out there that
Speaker 2: are that really have this, like you know, Robin who Yeah,
Speaker 2: unless that guy, uh Tyler, Henry.
Speaker 4: Tyler Henry is he Medea, Robin, thank you for calling. Yes,
Speaker 4: thank you, Brodie.
Speaker 1: Brodie has a whole new view of you these days. Well,
Speaker 1: there you have it. I didn't offend her. I didn't
Speaker 1: offend her. No, no, no, my girlfriend is an alien. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: she's not. Listen.
Speaker 2: We talk about this in jest, but that's what we do.
Speaker 2: We we explore our minds, and you know, we're open
Speaker 2: to ideas.
Speaker 1: We're very not you are. We're open to different things.
Speaker 1: That's correct. She is okay, God bless her, as long
Speaker 1: as she doesn't get arrested for saying those things. Oh no,
Speaker 1: we don't. I'm not preaching this stuff. She doesn't, you know.
Speaker 1: It's it's she's reading a book. This is we're gonna
Speaker 1: well gonna be Okay.
Speaker 2: I haven't read fifty Shades of Gray, and she can
Speaker 2: tie you up. I had all kinds of stuff to
Speaker 2: be upset about. Okay, well you can that, boys, boys,