WEBVTT - #281: My Girlfriend Is An Alien? 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.240 Start up dot up, Start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up, 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:12.119 Brooklyn Boys, start up dot dot up. They making noise data, 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:15.520 start up dat up. 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:20.480 Episode to eighty one of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, coming 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:25.840 off the unbelievably funny uh Slice Time for episode to eighty. 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:27.880 Yeah, you know, you wouldn't. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:29.760 Think that an episode because Episode to eighty of the 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:31.360 Brooklyn Boys was very heartfelt. 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:32.720 There was a lot going on there. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:34.960 You know, we read a lot of things, you know, 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:38.159 we talked about our parents passings and and and and 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:39.879 then I'm like, oh, here comes a slice time. This 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:42.920 is going to be you know, really, you know, heartfelt 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.440 and sad and and there were a couple but boy, 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:47.839 there was some funny ass talkbacks. 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:48.080 Man. 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:50.600 And if you didn't listen to Slice Time, you missed out. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.600 Well listen and at the very at the very least 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.040 listen to the last ten minutes. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:57.280 No listen to all of it. Scary. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:01.000 I'm just giving people the option. There's no option. Just 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:05.039 listen to it, all right. Also, Slices, you have a 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.600 big shoes to fill when you leave talkbacks for this 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:10.360 episode by going to the iHeartRadio app, hitting the microphone, 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.679 leaving his talk back again, keep it upbeat and fun 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:14.919 like we had last week. 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:18.080 You know, yeah, we love that. Make us laugh. Let's 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.720 play make us laugh. No, that's a hack radio game. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:25.080 Why I hate that because that's like, Hey, everybody calls 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:27.200 with a joke and make me laugh. If weren't pick 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.920 a winner, we're gonna give you a prize. Well then 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:31.440 it's very easy not to laugh. 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:32.600 And if you don't want to give a winning, you 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:34.240 just turn your microphone button off, so no one knows 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:35.080 whether you laughed or not. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:41.240 It's a scamboni. It's true. He called the joke of it. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:41.800 Give us the joke. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:43.680 And there's always something who calls up, and it's like 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.840 a five year old kid. My daddy wants to the 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.000 like why he put his you know, and then they're, 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.240 oh my god, the kid's so funny. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:53.360 He wins, Come on, come on. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:56.000 It's like it's like when you always win for your 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.400 birthday party, when you're playing musical chairs, when it's your 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:00.920 bar mits for something, you know, the mitzvkid always wins, 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:04.200 always wins. It's like when you're with it's you and 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:06.280 the other kid, right, it's you and the bar Mitzvah 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.600 boy or a butout mitzvah girl, right, yeah, and it's 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.080 like you're the last two is one chair? 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.480 Just go sit down now, just go Well, you're not winning. 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:14.560 I hated that. 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:17.040 You know what's gonna boo you? They're gonna boo you. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.440 Anybody wants you to beat the bar mitzvah kid. I 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.320 used to work at a catering team, used to wait work 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.480 at a catering hall, the Palm Short Club in Brooklyn. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.080 She said, bay and yeah, and I was alway get 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:28.120 awful things to the food. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:29.320 It was. It was terrible. 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:31.679 I used to be away there and there are a 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.280 lot of sweet sixteens and weddings. But every Saturday and 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:37.440 Sunday morning there was a bar mitzvah or about mitzvah, 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:40.960 and and I was so angry that they would let 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.000 the little twerp win every single time. 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:46.120 Every game. You knew how it was gonna end. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.680 You knew they're getting a big party and lots of gifts. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:52.720 They could lose on one thing, right, how many you know? 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.919 I never went to a bar mitzvah as a kid. 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.519 I was never invited to one because I didn't have 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:03.320 hated Jews know Jewish friends. It wasn't until it wasn't 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:07.320 until I got to working me in the nineties, Yeah, 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:10.960 and got to working them that I thought, what the hell, 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:12.520 look at this. I didn't even know this whole world 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.000 existed where they should stop beating these people up. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:16.520 You horrible person. So you know. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:19.200 And then later in life I started to work bar 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:20.880 mitch Is in a different way where I would show 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:25.040 up as Scary Jones from the radio station. But now, yeah, 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:26.760 you get paid to go to bar Mitsmith's and bought 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:27.520 Mitsiss and Swedish. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:27.799 Yeah. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.680 Yeah, no, I used to in the past tense because 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:35.000 the last five six years or so, I mean, kids 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:35.880 don't even at that age. 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.440 They don't listen to radio. They don't know what radio is, right, 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.080 So you know we're not We're not the hot commodity. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.560 But I do know because I went to a bar 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:47.960 Mitsmouth showcase recently that they spend crazy money. Okay, showdown, dude, 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:49.920 bar Mitsmiths and bot missmiss have come a long way. 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.520 They would like like you said, you said, price is 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.360 right just there they have like the whole set with 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:58.400 the with the thing they'll roll it in the set 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.000 of the price is Right and they'll play the game 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:04.000 like that it's not even it's not imaginary anymore. It's 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:10.160 like physical, like you know, spend it's everyone's gonna top everybody. Yeah, yeah, 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:13.200 we didn't, but you know how people do do the craziest, 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:16.359 the craziest bar mets I ever worked. I'll never forget this. 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.640 It was a Saturday night. It was at a place 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:23.960 in Manhattan on the waterfront, and it was for little Ariel, 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:28.440 and I'll never forget when they uh they they turned 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.960 the lights down. The father had the microphone and said, 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:36.480 we want everybody to focus on the windows because little Ariel, 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.719 the way you lit up my life all these years, 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.599 I am now going to light up yours. She became 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:48.200 a mermaid and there was a full on New York 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:52.640 City Macy's fireworks display going on outside at the skyline. 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:54.760 That was time, dude. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:57.400 They had to pay, like you know, the Grouccie Brothers, 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:59.720 the people that do the fireworks, you know whatever, the 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.960 fire works company that you spend thousands of thousands, dude, 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.840 this must have cost him twenty thirty thousand dollars maybe 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:06.320 even more. 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.960 But they literally had it coordinated and so people looking 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:10.479 out the window. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.200 So for two hundred people, they're staring out the window 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:16.719 and they see this beautiful ten minute fireworks. 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.159 Show in the sky on the skyline. 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:20.320 And all I could think about at that point was 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:24.039 can you imagine the people driving through right now wondering 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:27.520 where these random fireworks are coming? Like they treated the 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:30.360 people like driving down the highway a treatment. They didn't 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.360 pay everybody on the highway to know whose fireworks. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.120 Well, it was just very funny. I mean, it's just 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:35.120 a random show. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.800 Is a random fireworks display is happening like right before 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.640 your very eyes, and you know, like, so whoever got 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.840 lucky to see it got a free fireworks show. But man, 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:48.279 oh man, the things that they do at bar mitzvahs 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.400 and bad How much did they pay Scary Jones for 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:54.200 showing up at least as much as the fireworks? 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:54.479 Yeah? 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:58.400 Right, but sweet sixteens became that there was the era 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:02.560 of the MTV my for Sweet sixteen whatever. But yeah, 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:06.560 I mean people have really gotten like next level. My 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:09.599 question is with you know, the economy the way it 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:12.520 is and everybody crying poverty, how the hell do people 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.760 have the money for this shit? I always want to 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:19.160 delve too deeply into this, But the economy, first of all, 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:22.200 is booming right now. Second, of all, people with money 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:25.880 continued to make money. It's people who didn't have money 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:28.880 who may have lost their jobs because of the pandemic whatever. 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:31.560 The economy's doing okay at the moment for most people. 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:33.880 But the thing is rich people and on debate that. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:37.640 But rich people are rich. Rich people are rich. So 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:39.600 if you're worth let's say you're worth two million dollars 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.000 and the economy takes a dimp, Okay, you're worth one 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.400 point four million dollars. You're still worth one point four 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.200 million dollars. But if you're worth one thousand dollars and 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:50.000 the economy shits, now you're worth one hundred dollars. Now 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:54.240 you fucked right, So relative okay, now your relative as money. 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:57.600 Hey you're okay? Yeah, I just but I didn't come 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:59.880 from a family like that that Dini. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.839 We were blue collar people growing up in row houses, 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.120 attached to each other. Wait a minute, you had shirts 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:09.600 with collars. You were lucky. You grew up in a 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.720 blue T shirt, a white T shirt community. No, my 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.080 father actually wore a blue T shirt. A blue shirt. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:16.440 He did. It was like, that's why they call a 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.760 blue collar. He was NYPD. He was a conference. No 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:19.120 he wasn't. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:22.600 He was a police officer, your housing authority. But uh yeah, 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.920 he wore a blue shirt. He had a blue collar. 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:28.640 Absolutely right. So but my point is, if you know, 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:32.400 we grew up that way, and to me later in life, 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:37.320 working these crazy extravagant sweet sixteens at mar mitzvas, it 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:39.520 was like a me peeking and getting a peek into 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.560 a window that I've never seen before with the amount 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:43.040 of money. 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.600 No, no, no, no, when I have. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.680 Seen it, Because no, I'll tell you why you've seen it, 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.560 because your version of that is the restaurants you go to. 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.480 It's the trips you take. You don't have any kids. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.160 You take extravagant bar mits for trips. 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.600 That's what you do. I've seen your Instagram. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:00.960 You have a lazy river and your hotel and a 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:05.880 view a and a infinity bathtubs. You have an infinity toilet, 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.120 Like that's what instead of spending money on a bar mitzvah, 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:14.200 you have infinity everything. But I'm taking it back. I'm 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:15.800 taking it back to the humble days when we were 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.320 just growing up. I'm still humble though you're not. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:20.960 I am. I know I'm still humble. Are you kidding me. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.720 But I'm not a million millionaire. You know, you're the 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.600 boogie bastard. I might try to be boogie where I can, 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.720 but but I'm saying, if you're you. 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.480 Had a kid and you at a bar Mitzvah, I 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:32.000 wouldn't know they would look like that. 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:36.000 No, it wouldn't. You would have sparklers and first uh, 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:37.839 grape juice bottles. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:39.520 Of all the kids, I have sparklers that I've had 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:42.800 a daughter turning sixteen of bar Mitzvah, none of it. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.520 It's it's a colossal waste of money they take us. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.200 Some of these people spend two three hundred thousand dollars 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:50.520 on a fucking thirteen year old's birthday. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:51.480 What's up with that? 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:55.040 Well, it's not just the birthday, it's the celebration. I'm 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:58.120 just into adulthood. Yeah, And the things that they're doing 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:00.760 now at these at these parties, I don't mean to 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:01.040 be there. 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.520 Get off mart lawn guy. But they've only gotten more 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:05.800 and more out of bounds. 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:10.240 I've been to some that were semi extravagant, but that 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.240 was I went to one that they drove a pizza 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:15.000 truck into the place they had a pizza truck in there. 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.440 They actually got the pizza truck inside the. 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:21.000 Yeah, the catering the catering venue had an opening and. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:22.080 They brought the truck in. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:24.839 Yeah, that's a that's a common idea for weddings, where 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:26.840 they leave the truck outside on your way out the wedding. 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.440 I was just at a wedding where they did that, 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:33.200 where they had where they had like refreshments outside as 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:35.559 soon as you're leaving, it's like, oh, here's the Krispy 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.480 Kream truck and then throwing this slinging donuts at you on. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.240 Your way out the door, you know, going to them like, oh, 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:42.160 nice parting gift. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:46.120 Sheldon Danielle on on the Elvis Duran Show. She had 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:47.800 a party back in March that I was at with 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:50.640 you guys. Yes, and her husband had a taco truck 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:51.440 waiting outside. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:51.880 Yeah. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.440 That was after week, after five hours of stuff in 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:57.400 your face, Hey let's have some tacos. I thought that 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.640 was unique, but also I would have liked to have 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.760 had it exactly, but I got to. I took takers 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.520 to go home. Of course they're delicious. I'm just saying, 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.120 where do where do people get the money for these 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.800 parties that are now even more and more out of control. 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:11.679 That costs. I don't know. 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:13.720 But there's a guy on my block. He bought a 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:15.959 house that looked just like mine, same kind of house. 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:17.480 You know how houses are there. The whole block is 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:20.760 the same house, but in some neighborhoods. And he redid 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:21.160 the house. 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:21.520 He did. 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.360 He redid the garage doors, he redid the front, he 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.199 redid the roof, he did every window fancy. He added 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.160 on to the house. Before he ever moved in. It 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:32.040 was like six months of rebuilding. Today I finally got 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.000 to talk to him. He's been living there like six months. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:36.400 If I finally pulled up, I was going to my 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.120 car and he says, hey man, I said, go away, man. 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:44.680 He was in a BMW SUV like a X five 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:49.000 maybe really nice. Anyway, I said, hey man, I said, 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:52.120 I used to have the most valuable house on the 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:53.960 block only because of the pool. And we put an 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:56.480 addition on the house. I said, yours. I checked on Zillo. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.840 You have the most expensive house on the block. Congratulations. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:00.520 I said, what, I said, what do you doing? 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:00.760 So? 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.880 I thought, he said, I thought, He said, I work 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.200 for the phone company. I said, more like you owned 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:08.760 a phone company, to which he replied, I do own 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:11.160 the phone company. So I said, what what are you 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:13.520 talking about? He says, I own a phone company, and anyone 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:15.600 want to tell me what phone company owns. I'm like, 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:19.600 you own a company? I go, what am I doing 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.360 wrong in life? You own a phone company. That's why 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:26.120 his house looks like if fucking like it's it's beautiful. 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.120 But it wasn't when he bought it. He just put 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.959 a shitload of money into it. He owns a phone company. 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.760 Scary you and I need to own something. Yeah, we 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:35.760 If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.920 have squandered so much money on stupid investments. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:39.200 That's what I mean. 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.800 But like all the restaurants you invested in, and remember 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:45.560 I remember the Kosher the kosher sexy restaurant Cask that 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.239 you never invited me to. Then there was the steakhouse 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.960 with the with the letters. It's terrible that that you 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.240 invest al. It's the next big wave of this is 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.439 going to be the future of steakhouses. And I said, great, 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:56.959 you can buy misteak dinner and we can give you 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:00.960 sound advice to slices. Don't invest in a restaurant or 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.160 crypto because I think the crypto they say, the crypto 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:03.800 boom is over. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:05.360 It's almost busting. They say that. 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.720 Well they well, I mean it's real, but it's not really. 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:12.720 You said invest in real estate. Your money is never 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:13.920 going to go wrong in real estate. 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:15.800 That's what they said, except in. 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:17.840 Two thousand and eight when the market crashed. Other than 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.760 that the booman right now, if you have who's got 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:24.319 money to invest in real estate? I'm living paycheck to 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:25.200 paycheck over here. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.720 Plus I am no. Well you know, I mean, but 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:32.120 that employed because you spend it on trips when it well, 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.920 that's the thing I spend these I spend I save 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:39.000 up and I spend money on bougie things like this 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.000 piece of equipment. I'm sitting here talking to you through. Yeah. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:46.319 Seventy three million, two hundred and eighty six thousand, seven 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.360 hundred and forty nine dollars. Yeah, thank god. I'm single, 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.560 Thank god, thank god. I live alone with no kids. 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:53.280 Are wife? 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:55.160 I live I live in an apartment. I live in a 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.679 war of alone. You don't live alone. 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:58.520 You've got that giant stack of papers on the table, 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.000 bond you are you still? Are you still on that dude, 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:02.600 what's on top of it? Now? It looks like it's 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:05.040 soap dispenser on top. What's on top of that? It's you? Oh, 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:06.280 it's like a weather reader. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:08.200 It's supposed to go outside, but I brought it in 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:12.079 because it was gonna snowe Wait a minute. You have 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:15.400 something that's designed to read the weather, but you put 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:17.120 it indoors to protect it from the weather. 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:19.120 Uh, pretty much? 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:21.360 Yeah, Sharper, it's from Sharper image. It's like a weather 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:22.920 who's not Sharper? 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:24.800 You? Well, you're the one that's not sure the fuck 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:25.839 are you talking about? Bro? 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:27.880 Oh, I bought rain boots, but I only I don't 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:29.200 wear them when it rains because I don't want them 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:29.640 to get wet. 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:31.840 You have a weather device you brought in the house. 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:33.840 It's gonna be a little windy, and it's I don't 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.160 want it's not. It nailed down and knows it's windy. 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:38.800 So I guess it's not going to do his job 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:40.520 today because it's sitting on top of my stack of 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:41.440 papers on the table. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.200 What's the time? What's the barometric pressure of your papers? 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:48.400 You don't have to know that? Maybe I should, Maybe 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.280 I don't even need this thing. Maybe if you had. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.000 A room mate, you'd have somebody telling you that stupid. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.760 That's what I'm here for. Oh thanks, So you could 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:57.400 walk around my apartment and criticize everything that looks out 0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:00.760 of play so it looks foreign to you. Oh absolutely 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:04.240 like those shades. Terrible shades. These are the best shades ever. 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:09.360 These are Douglas. No I another joy spend. Yeah, this 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:10.480 is a boujie purchase. 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:11.080 Yeah. 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:15.079 I can't afford your firework display because, uh, you know, 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.480 I'm troubling with those lines. They're not that And you 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:18.960 had Jan Valdez install them? 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:19.520 What. 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:21.480 Yeah, a lot of people don't know that. 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:27.000 Before I knew he was Wan Valdez, Juan Valdez was 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:31.320 was on the ladder installing these things, and he revealed 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:32.880 to me while he was on the ladder installing it 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:34.720 who he was, and then he was a Slice for Life. 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:39.560 Yeah you never met Jan Valdez. No, I have not. No. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.840 All right, Well, if you want to hear Jan Valdez, 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.120 he's part of the reason. Listen to Slice time he 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.680 killed at this time, we'll see exactly why it was strong. 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:52.440 Comeback Strong, Comeback Strong, The Boys podcast. 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:53.840 We will be right. 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.240 Back Hey, I just thought of something. Can you play 0:14:56.240 --> 0:15:00.400 all the jingles you brought home today? Ooh yeah, let's 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.920 get to those at the end of the show. Do 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:04.480 you mean these show when the show ends and we're 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:05.680 done doing this podcast forever? 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:09.280 No? No, let's not say it till later in the podcast. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:11.360 Do you realize they may come a day when that happens? 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.000 That makes me sad, you know, I was thinking about. 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:16.040 That the end of the day. I'm like, are you 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:17.080 is there gonna be? Fuck? 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:18.840 What are you thinking about? Why are you thinking about that? 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:22.760 I was like, we can't go on forever. I mean, 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.600 I mean some of our friends, like, uh, some of 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:29.880 our best friends and you know, acquaintances had podcasts and 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:30.520 they all go. 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:31.280 By the wayside. 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.280 I guess everything comes to an end, right, you know 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:36.600 they had the twenty somethings doing nothing podcasts tails over cocktails, 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:40.680 like you know, Uncle Ted shed is that over? 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:43.520 I didn't realize it was all my day Friday it is. Yeah, 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.440 So so at some point do we evolve? 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:47.800 No? 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.160 At fir point, like this may be the Brooklyn Boy podcast, 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.000 But I'm not haveing no in. 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:51.840 Doubt, how I have no? 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:53.560 No, I don't either, and nor is that was like 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:55.040 speculating to anything. 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:55.560 I wasn't. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.480 Well, I'm just saying like, you know, like, at what 0:15:58.520 --> 0:15:59.920 point do you know it's run its course? 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:03.040 I don't know. I don't want to think about it. No. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:06.000 Well, you know there's a life a life insurance commercial 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:08.320 and they like, nobody wants to talk about the inevitable, 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.080 but it's gonna happen everyone. And then there's someone in 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.600 the commercial who's like what He's like, we know you 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:14.640 don't want to talk about it. 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:16.280 And then there is one in the pool and she's 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.000 she's like, she's smiling and she's playing in the pool, 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:20.840 and then the voice over was like, yeah, but you 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:24.800 know eventually it's gonna happen to everyone, and her face drops, 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.160 like so why not prepare yourself and this way provide 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:28.480 for your family because you. 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:30.120 Don't want to think about it, but it's gonna happen. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.440 I'm like, oh my god, that's so morbid. The guy's 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:34.280 trying to sound up beating. She's frollicking in the pool. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:36.760 All of a sudden, she's like, oh fuck, I'm gonna die. 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:39.400 NI guy didn't say it, but he's like basically saying it, 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:41.840 like you don't think about it. But someday you're gonna 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:43.880 be you know. So now you're talking about the podcast, 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:46.040 but now you're talking about death, and I'm gonna thinking 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:47.240 about the end of my own life. 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.840 Now, I don't want this. Stop this Brony. That's about. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:51.360 That's about the only way I'm letting you out of 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:54.840 this podcast. Ah, well, you gotta be gone. Otherwise I'm 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:56.800 calling you up to do an episode with friends till 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:57.440 the end. 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:59.200 That's what I'm saying. You can be like, I can't 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:01.920 even move my oh anymore. Like, put a microphone in 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:02.760 front of it. Let's go. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:10.320