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Speaker 1: Kity misconnections. That was me staring there's only two places

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Speaker 1: to find true love in this world. One of them

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Speaker 1: is in the lost city of Patlantis. Coincidentally is the

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Speaker 1: name of a swingers club I accidentally visited last weekend,

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Speaker 1: before all six weekends before that. How do I keep

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Speaker 1: ending up there? Yeah? At all? Actually the other places

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Speaker 1: on the pages of craigslist dot org. We scoured that

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Speaker 1: website every week to find the best misconnections that they

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Speaker 1: have to offer, like this first one titled you took

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Speaker 1: My spot? I took my nap man for woman eighty walking,

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Speaker 1: He says, my name is Larry. I am eighty years young,

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Speaker 1: five foot seven and weigh one hundred and thirty five

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Speaker 1: pounds man, but I bet it used to be six

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Speaker 1: foot four. That's after my first three bowls of morning Green.

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Speaker 1: Every day I walk on the easy part of the

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Speaker 1: trail that runs through the north side of town. Would

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Speaker 1: good for you? I start at nine to thirty am

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Speaker 1: sharp after all them yuppies get on their grind. And

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Speaker 1: a few days ago I noticed you, and not in

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Speaker 1: a good way. You parked your purse on wheels and

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Speaker 1: the only disabled spot in the lot. What is a

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Speaker 1: person wheels? Is it like one of those Backpa, Larry.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get it either. But here's the thing. You

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Speaker 1: didn't back down, and I liked it. You cursed me

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Speaker 1: out using words that even the most seasoned vets on

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Speaker 1: my old army platoon would have been shocked. So at

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Speaker 1: that point it's safe to say I was in love. Hey. Now,

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Speaker 1: I know I'm older, maybe by sixty or so years,

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Speaker 1: but during your whole finger pointing and spit flying tantrum,

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Speaker 1: it hit me. You reminded me of a young, more

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Speaker 1: vibrant Nancy Reagan. That is not the compliment you think

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Speaker 1: it is. She was a looker back in her day long.

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Speaker 1: She really dresses, And how about I buy you one?

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Speaker 1: So this poor woman is in her twenties forgot to say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: off her stands until my bedtime tonight. It's a good deal.

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Speaker 1: You should take it, and then I can take pictures

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Speaker 1: of you that sign, Lawrence. Can you imagine having the

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Speaker 1: confidence at eighty years old to think that was actually

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Speaker 1: gonna work? Well, hold on, he's got more. Yes, I've

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Speaker 1: been around so long. I remember when the Dead Sea

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Speaker 1: was just all right, I'm back in kickers for you.

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Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled we Merged Lanes, but I'd

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Speaker 1: like to merge a lot more woman. For Man forties

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Speaker 1: Interstate ninety, it says I was the brunette and the

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Speaker 1: green Toyota Camry who honked at you in the traffic

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Speaker 1: jam yesterday. You were the cute African American fellow with

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Speaker 1: a Harry Potter bobblehead on your dash nic. I mean

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Speaker 1: it does indicate a good person. Was that Ron Weasley

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Speaker 1: or one of his brothers. I waved at you to

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Speaker 1: get your attention. You honked back. Then I yelled at

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Speaker 1: you to say hi. You honked twice and motioned for

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Speaker 1: me to move forward. Or were you doing air spanking

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Speaker 1: motion at me? I don't know he was. Traffic was

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Speaker 1: at a standstill, so at one point I just got

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Speaker 1: out of the car, went up to your window and

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Speaker 1: asked if you had any gum? Was the most random slurty.

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Speaker 1: I know I wouldn't be so confused. I'd probably give

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Speaker 1: it to a point. You said no and told me

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Speaker 1: it's dangerous to walk on the freeway. Is looks like

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Speaker 1: somebody cares about my personal safety. I giggled and ran

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Speaker 1: back to my car, and then the next ten minutes

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Speaker 1: were tough because while your lane moved, mine stayed the same.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He was so grateful that that was

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Speaker 1: how it worked. I finally caught up by driving down

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Speaker 1: the shoulder, taking off my bra and waving it around

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Speaker 1: through my open sun. I think it would be almost

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Speaker 1: impossible for you not to see me, but when our

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Speaker 1: cars were right next to each other, you acted like

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Speaker 1: I was in visible. Just keep looking forward. I don't

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Speaker 1: think keep looking forward. I don't think this issue would

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Speaker 1: happen tomorrow if we agreed to carpool. Wow, I'll even

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Speaker 1: make your bobblehead babble for a different reason. That signed Hefanie.

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Speaker 1: Oh if that's a misspell, But we're going with Hefanie

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Speaker 1: on this one. This next Craigslist misconnection is titled love

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Speaker 1: at First Stroke, Hilarry, are you back again enough? Man?

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Speaker 1: For woman fifty one? My house, not in parentheses, not

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Speaker 1: my neighbors. It says you knocked on my door yesterday,

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Speaker 1: and I answered in tears, Oh no, have you seen

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Speaker 1: the new episode of Blueie? God, it's good I haven't

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Speaker 1: watched one that hasn't made me cry. I never seen

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Speaker 1: it anyway. I was emotional when you asked if this

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Speaker 1: was the correct address for the Hamilton birthday party. It

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Speaker 1: was not, but I didn't know where it was, and

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Speaker 1: offered escort you down the street. Between you and me, quirky,

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Speaker 1: cute ladies don't always knock on my door, so I

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Speaker 1: knew right there I had to shoot my shot. As

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Speaker 1: we walk down the block, you mentioned that you were

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Speaker 1: hired as a face painter for the party, so I

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Speaker 1: asked if you ever did any solo gigs, wait face paintings.

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Speaker 1: I could use someone to hang out with for a

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Speaker 1: couple of hours, paint my face, have some wine and

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Speaker 1: listen to Blue Man Group on CD. Wow is that

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Speaker 1: they made an album? Of course I would pay for

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Speaker 1: you to come over, but not like a prostitute only

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Speaker 1: to paint my face. Like George Washington, nothing weird. I

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Speaker 1: think he was trying to stick with the Hamilton. If

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Speaker 1: we end up doing extra stuff that would be on

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Speaker 1: the house. You're charging her once she pops the wooden teeth,

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Speaker 1: and it's all. I like to be a good communicator.

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Speaker 1: My grandma taught me well, so let me know if

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Speaker 1: you're up for coming over sometime and sending me a

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Speaker 1: price sheet. If the kids party turned out fun. That's

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Speaker 1: signed Dennis. I feel like she'd give him the price

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Speaker 1: sheet and he'd be like, four colors, man, I can't

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Speaker 1: afford that. Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week,

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Speaker 1: and we got your phone tap coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.