Speaker 1: Second date. I can say this with confidence and I'm
Speaker 1: not overselling it. Today's second date is going to be awesome. Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't believe in love, so it's probably not going
Speaker 1: to be good. We've got Joel on the line right now.
Speaker 1: Joel is going to tell us about his date that
Speaker 1: he went on with a girl named Page, and Joel,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you before you tell us about your date,
Speaker 1: I have a surprise for you after you tell us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh huh, what is it? Bye, I said, after you
Speaker 1: tell us about Page, I will tell you the interesting news. Okay,
Speaker 1: So tell us a little bit. So how'd you meet Page?
Speaker 1: I went to college with this Scroll who works with Page,
Speaker 1: and basically she thought we would be a good match.
Speaker 1: So we got in touch and she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: why don't we go to the spaghetti factory? Okay, gold
Speaker 1: spaghetti factory. He didn't stand a good idea, like I'll
Speaker 1: get Italian food and uh, you know, it seems like
Speaker 1: a fun kind of place to go, like very casual.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, we know what the old spaghetti
Speaker 1: factory is. Is it a good date or not? Like?
Speaker 1: How to go actually at the spaghetti factory? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a really good time. We had a really
Speaker 1: good conversation. I'm a pretty personable guy, so I'm pretty
Speaker 1: good at like just getting the fun side out of people.
Speaker 1: I guess spaghetti Factory was fun brought out of front side. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we had a good time. How did the date end?
Speaker 1: We went out for a couple of drinks after that.
Speaker 1: Then you know, things got a little um interesting. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you mean by interesting? We had We made
Speaker 1: out a little bit, which I thought was pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: You at the bar making out or did you? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were at the bar making out. I love seeing
Speaker 1: those couples that make it's so funny. Sorry, sorry, Joel,
Speaker 1: Good for you. Good for you, buddy, Joel. Now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the surprise that I have. What's that?
Speaker 1: I want to introduce you to Mark? Mark say, hi,
Speaker 1: did Joel a Jel? I'm confused. Mark actually emailed us
Speaker 1: about a girl named Page. Oh no, the same phone number?
Speaker 1: No way, stop it. Yep, and Mark went out on
Speaker 1: a date with Page two and she's not calling Mark
Speaker 1: back either. Mark saghett girl, no Mars. Please please tell
Speaker 1: me you into the spaghetti factory as well. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: Producer boyd and I were going over emails and noticed that,
Speaker 1: oh wow, weird both of these guys said they went
Speaker 1: out on the page and then we looked at the numbers,
Speaker 1: are like, that's the same girl, same date. She went
Speaker 1: on two dates, come on, Yeah, but it's kind of
Speaker 1: weird that both of them would email the radio station
Speaker 1: for a second date update. And she took her to
Speaker 1: the same place too, Mark, Mark, why don't you tell
Speaker 1: us about your date with Page? How'd that go? Uh?
Speaker 1: It went great, I thought, you know, I met her
Speaker 1: through this online dating service and uh, we like same movies,
Speaker 1: same music, And so then she was like, let's go
Speaker 1: to the spaghetti factory. I'm like, okay, I'm not I
Speaker 1: love spaghetti. And yeah, she was cool, like fun funny,
Speaker 1: like no energy. Joel, Joel got a make out at
Speaker 1: the end of the night. Did you get anything? Uh
Speaker 1: in the same bar? I'm pretty sure. Wow. What did
Speaker 1: it feel like to hear Joel telling your story but
Speaker 1: with a different dude? I feel like I kind of used. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I felt like an object. You
Speaker 1: guys both feel like a piece of meat right now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit like I don't like it. Pretty much.
Speaker 1: How the tables have turned? My friends, have the tables
Speaker 1: have turned? We're gonna play a song. Come back. Look,
Speaker 1: we're gonna ambush her, call her and get both of
Speaker 1: your second date updates. How about that? Yeah? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Please, I can't wait to hear this girl. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: gold brooking jubil in the morning day, Mark and Joel,
Speaker 1: now that you've had a song to think about it
Speaker 1: that you guys have both gone on a date with
Speaker 1: the same girl, different times, same location, same bar, everything else.
Speaker 1: We'll start with Joel. Joel, how are you feeling about things?
Speaker 1: I don't feel very good, to be honest, because you
Speaker 1: were shocked with this. You had no idea Mark was
Speaker 1: on the phone. I mean I was just calling to
Speaker 1: see like what was going on, because I really felt
Speaker 1: like I had a connection with somebody, And now I
Speaker 1: don't think so probably not. Oh come on, Mark, what
Speaker 1: are you feeling like? Before we call Page, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of feeling I every thing about it. I'm a little
Speaker 1: pissed off, you know, Yeah, i'd be too, man, but
Speaker 1: she just went, yeah, she's like going the same date
Speaker 1: with different guys and just insert here and then blew
Speaker 1: them both off and yeah, she's making out. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: problem is she's not getting back right. Yeah? Okay, you
Speaker 1: guys ready to call her? Yeah? Yeah, let's go. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to hear what you said. I love this
Speaker 1: girl already. I'll tell you that right now, of course. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Page please? Yeah? This is Page, Hey, Page,
Speaker 1: this is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: How are you Hi? Yeah, I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. The reason that I'm calling you are
Speaker 1: you familiar with our show? Yeah? Okay? Have you heard
Speaker 1: the second date updates? H Well, somebody emailed us about you. Oh,
Speaker 1: you recently went on a date with someone and they
Speaker 1: liked you a lot, but you're not calling them back.
Speaker 1: Can you think of who that would be? Um? M hm, David.
Speaker 1: It is not David Page. It's actually a guy named Joel.
Speaker 1: You remember Joel? Um? Yes, that was not very convincing. Page.
Speaker 1: Do you remember going out with Joe? I'm yes, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure. Okay, there's definitely been a few people because Page.
Speaker 1: We also got an email from Mark about you. We
Speaker 1: had two guys email us about you. Page. It's okay,
Speaker 1: so it's obvious that you're it's obvious that you're dating around,
Speaker 1: which is whatever. That's fine, But why are you not
Speaker 1: calling anybody back? Um? I mean what did their email saying?
Speaker 1: Did they Well, both of their emails said that they
Speaker 1: really liked going out with you and thought you were
Speaker 1: cool and you had a connection. They didn't get back
Speaker 1: to you. But now we find out, like there's another
Speaker 1: chump named Dave out there that didn't email us. So
Speaker 1: are you just going out on a ton of dates
Speaker 1: and just not calling anybody back? Just just having a
Speaker 1: lot of fun, you know, just going and meeting people,
Speaker 1: and so can I ask why do you take them
Speaker 1: all to the same place? I mean, the old Spaghetti
Speaker 1: Factory is fun, Paige, but I don't think it's like
Speaker 1: three times in a row fun. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: great stuff there. I'm on your side here, like I
Speaker 1: think it's totally cool for girls to date, But you
Speaker 1: just got to give us the reason why you don't
Speaker 1: want to call these guys back. I mean, it's I
Speaker 1: go on a bunch of dates and then I write
Speaker 1: about it in your diary. I have a blog. Oh
Speaker 1: you write a dating blog? Oh? Man? Okay? Oh they
Speaker 1: each have an excert. Okay, So you write a dating blog,
Speaker 1: so you just go out on dates with dudes and
Speaker 1: then log it there. Yeah, I mean, like, I really
Speaker 1: want to do more journalistic stuff and I think people
Speaker 1: are fascinating, so I just watching them and telling the
Speaker 1: world about him. Are you invested at all in like
Speaker 1: the romantic part of it. Are you actually trying to
Speaker 1: meet a guy or is this just all for I
Speaker 1: don't fun. I feel like I'm I'm more getting the
Speaker 1: information so that I could know what I want, or
Speaker 1: so that you can make some money by having people
Speaker 1: follow your blog. That's understandable. Hey, Page, I do have
Speaker 1: to let you know that Joel and Mark are both
Speaker 1: on the phone right now and heard that basically you're
Speaker 1: using them to get followers on your blog. Hey Page,
Speaker 1: that page like that. We had a really good time
Speaker 1: and it's not often that I get to go on
Speaker 1: a date with a girl that I really like, and
Speaker 1: I thought that we had something. Okay, so you got
Speaker 1: something out of the date too, So you're fine? Is
Speaker 1: this Joel or Mark? Yeah? Identify yourself. Yeah, please clarify Joel? Okay, Joel,
Speaker 1: all right, Page, did you feel like you're do you
Speaker 1: feel like you're lying to these dudes. Honestly, I feel
Speaker 1: like it would be lying if I went on like
Speaker 1: three dates. But I go on one. Okay, but that's
Speaker 1: still one. Why you know what? From like still bring
Speaker 1: people to apply and I think that's kind of a lie. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, like you you never asked me what's the
Speaker 1: popose of this date? Yeah? Usually people don't do that
Speaker 1: when they show up. What is the purpose of the
Speaker 1: nights festivities? Oh? We're going to have one makeout session
Speaker 1: and you have a calling me back? Or shall we
Speaker 1: spend I was I was clear with why I was there.
Speaker 1: You were clear with why you were there. They were different.
Speaker 1: That's fine. It's not like you are having an honest
Speaker 1: date at all. Joel sounds like a hurt puppy. Hey Mark, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you have anything to say to Page? Hey? Page
Speaker 1: doing to hear that. I'm just like part of the experiment.
Speaker 1: That's cool. You learn anything? Wow? Well, he hasn't read
Speaker 1: your blog, so he doesn't know what to learn yet.
Speaker 1: That's true. I can. I can send you the link.
Speaker 1: You've probably learn a lot about yourself. Let's oh my god,
Speaker 1: you are such a you really think you're something special,
Speaker 1: don't you. I just write about my experiences. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like it's not like market don't you so
Speaker 1: like when we take time out, it's because we're investing
Speaker 1: in something bonded. You know, you're just like totally abusing
Speaker 1: our willingness to like engage with you. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I call it bull. Yeah that's cool too. I mean
Speaker 1: I love that we created like a best friendship between
Speaker 1: Joel and Mark and now they're like defending each other.
Speaker 1: One will be super sensitive, the other will take the
Speaker 1: more aggressive angle. Joel and Mark are going to be
Speaker 1: going on dates together all the time. Page. Here's what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. I would love to offer you a
Speaker 1: second date right now. We will pay for it. You
Speaker 1: just have to choose which guy you'd like to go out.
Speaker 1: We will give you a second day if you'll go
Speaker 1: out with one of them again. This would be such
Speaker 1: a thing about You could write about being called on
Speaker 1: the radio and then having to go out on a
Speaker 1: second date with the person who you just wrote about.
Speaker 1: You could call it back to your other blog, gets
Speaker 1: some more hits on that. I'm helping you think business minded. Here,
Speaker 1: let's go on a second date. Huh, who do you
Speaker 1: want to choose. That was quite a pitch. I think
Speaker 1: I have to look back through my notes. Oh god,
Speaker 1: she choose David. Yeah, she's just thinking about David. Still,
Speaker 1: come on, Page, we will send you out on a
Speaker 1: second date. You just have to choose Mark or Joel.
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Then, I guess Mark, I don't know. Mark.
Speaker 1: Did you want to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Page? We'll pay for it? No? Sorry? Can you
Speaker 1: blew it? You blew it? Yeah? At this point, I
Speaker 1: would like to offer Joel a date since Mark turned
Speaker 1: it down? Joel, would you like to go out with Page?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I would actually really yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean I really like you, Paige, and like this is
Speaker 1: weird and I don't feel very good about it, but
Speaker 1: like I feel really good about you, and I think
Speaker 1: that beyond all this. Thank you. No, No, that's okay.
Speaker 1: You can send someone else out with Joel. I'm good,
Speaker 1: all right, Mark and Joel. I would love to send
Speaker 1: you guys out on a date together. I'm not ending
Speaker 1: this until somebody's going out. Do you guys want to
Speaker 1: go out on a date? Mark and Joe just say yes? Please?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Well, man, I'll wing it. I'll
Speaker 1: wing it. Joel. Would you like to go out with Mark? Sure? Yes,
Speaker 1: success the second day of dage in the morning. He
Speaker 1: recently went on a date with someone and they liked
Speaker 1: you a lot, But you're not calling him back. Can
Speaker 1: you think of who that would be? Um, David, It
Speaker 1: is not David Page, It's actually a guy named Joel.
Speaker 1: You remember Joel? Um? Yes, that was not very convincing. Page.
Speaker 1: You remember going out with Joel? I'm pretty sure, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Okay, There's definitely been a few people
Speaker 1: because Page. We also got an email from Mark about you.
Speaker 1: We had two guys email us about you. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: That is a clip from today's second Date updates. It
Speaker 1: was kind of a unique one. We got two emails
Speaker 1: from two guys and they both wanted to get a
Speaker 1: second date update with the same girl, a woman named Page.
Speaker 1: And as you just heard, we called Page and she
Speaker 1: wasn't sure who we were talking about. She thought we
Speaker 1: were talking about a guy named David. We never got
Speaker 1: an email from a guy named David, No, we didn't.
Speaker 1: As a conversation went on, though, we found out she
Speaker 1: really didn't have any interest in either of them. She's
Speaker 1: just doing, uh, going out on a bunch of dates
Speaker 1: with dudes, so she can write a blog about her
Speaker 1: dating experiences, using guys for her own Internet content. If
Speaker 1: I was one of those guys, I didn't, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: necessarily want another date, but I wouldn't want the blog entry.
Speaker 1: I'd want to see like, was I good on the
Speaker 1: day exactly? I mean, did I get likes on your
Speaker 1: Facebook page when you posted the link? In the end,
Speaker 1: we couldn't get paid age to go out with either
Speaker 1: of the guys, so we offered to send Mark and
Speaker 1: Joel out on a bro date. Here's what they said. Well, man,
Speaker 1: I'll wing it. I'll wing it, Joel, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out with Mark? Sure? Successful second date up?
Speaker 1: So see it was actually a successful second date update.
Speaker 1: Sort of A more interesting blog that would come out
Speaker 1: of this whole thing is a bro dating blog. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or if those two went out and then fell in
Speaker 1: love and then it became more than a bro date,
Speaker 1: they actually became life partners. That would be awesome. If
Speaker 1: the page, Yeah, you really brought us together. Thanks in
Speaker 1: the morning. Yeah. So, if you have a date scheduled
Speaker 1: with a woman named Page, chances are she's only interested
Speaker 1: in that one date, and then she's gonna blog about you,
Speaker 1: which maybe okay for some men. You know, you want
Speaker 1: your fifteen minutes of fame and you don't want commitment.
Speaker 1: There you go. Remember, if you want to do a
Speaker 1: second date up, all you have to do is email
Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back to move at ninety two point five