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Speaker 1: as someone that used to be in the real estate industry,

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Speaker 1: I will tell you that most Americans don't have six

427
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Speaker 1: months worth of pity. And if you don't know what

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Speaker 1: that is. That's principles principle and interest taxes that insure its.

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Speaker 1: And you don't have six months of savings in your

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Speaker 1: bank account. Most people do not. They're living almost paycheck

431
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Speaker 1: to paycheck, and they like to, uh like the splurge

432
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Speaker 1: a little bit during the holiday season, especially with Black Friday,

433
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Speaker 1: the online holiday specials with Amazon and all the other outlets.

434
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Speaker 1: So I wan thousand percent believe it. Yeah, I do too,

435
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Speaker 1: And I mean that's part of it. I think the

436
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: second thing to touch up your work here is that

437
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 1: people have no self control, right they see a great deal,

438
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Speaker 1: they can't They're like, oh, I got to get this,

439
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Speaker 1: I need this. Uh, and so that's that's another part

440
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Speaker 1: of the puzzle there. But yeah, I believe that. Here's

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Speaker 1: another one. Let's see, I got should we I've had

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Speaker 1: a lot of Thanksgiving related stories here. Uh you know

443
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Speaker 1: it's it's not because when I was growing up, my

444
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Speaker 1: mom's favorite food was turkey, so we had Thanksgiving pretty

445
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: much every month at the Mallard Mansion meeting. My mom

446
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: would make some kind of turkey dish. She loved turkey.

447
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: So I eat so much turkey. I feel like I've

448
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: eaten a lifetime supply of turkey when I was growing

449
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Speaker 1: up at the patriarch of the Mallard Empire there at

450
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Speaker 1: the Maule, the original Mallard manager mansion, the O. G.

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Speaker 1: Mallard Mansion. So like, I don't even eat. Uh. First

452
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Speaker 1: of all, I don't really celebrate Thanksgiving all that much.

453
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Speaker 1: I go to the in laws with my wife. But uh,

454
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Speaker 1: you know, I'm always working on Thanksgiving. But I I'm

455
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Speaker 1: not that I hate turkey. I but I I eat

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Speaker 1: other stuff I got. My My inlaws are Italians, so

457
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Speaker 1: they have pasta and stuff. So I'll eat some pasta

458
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Speaker 1: and some other stuff and and I'm good. Yeah. But

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Speaker 1: what but if you're talking about Thanksgiving meals, like what

460
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Speaker 1: about ham mashed potatoes? Um? Yeah, well now we're doing

461
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Speaker 1: a cliche Thanksgiving radio, which is what I'm trying to

462
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Speaker 1: avoid here. But but no, I mean I don't mind.

463
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Speaker 1: Who doesn't like mashed potatoes or mac and cheese and

464
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Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. That's all. That's all good, all right?

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Speaker 1: Moving on a family fatigue. What percentage of young people

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Speaker 1: prefer friends Giving to Thanksgiving? What do you think? What

467
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Speaker 1: the number is here? According to a study, I'm gonna

468
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Speaker 1: You're low. Believe it or not, Seven intense se of

469
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 1: young people would rather have friends giving than Thanksgiving. Now

470
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Speaker 1: is this real? Bullshit? I think this is real. And

471
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Speaker 1: I got a theory on it that you know, your

472
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Speaker 1: family judges you more than your friends, you know what

473
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Speaker 1: I mean? Like like, I remember, you know, obviously I'm

474
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Speaker 1: older than than you know, allegedly older than some some

475
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: other people here. But but but I remember when I

476
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: was younger and I'd go to family events, whether it

477
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Speaker 1: was weddings or bar mitzvah's or whatever, and over the holidays,

478
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: and people would always why don't you have a girlfriend?

479
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: What are you doing for work? You should get a

480
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: better job, you know, should get a real job. Radio

481
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: is not a real job. You know, you're never gonna

482
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: make it in radio. Why do you become a lawyer

483
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: or a doctor like that? You know what. So, but

484
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: around my friends, they never did any of that stuff,

485
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. They don't really care whatever.

486
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: So I think that's still the case with most people.

487
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: So you hang out with your friends, you don't have

488
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: your that annoying aunt or uncle that's up in your business,

489
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: you know, and busting your chops about stuff, so I

490
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: think it should be part of it. I agree with you.

491
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: I also think more so now than ever, is because

492
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: the political climate that we're in now is that young

493
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: people spend less time with their family and more time

494
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 1: with their friends because they don't want to be caught

495
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: in those kind of big political talks and conversations where

496
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: there's a disconnect between older people and young people. Yeah,

497
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,479
Speaker 1: that's by by some Well, also get where you get

498
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: dragged into the political conversations. That's always a problem. Yeah, yeah,

499
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: I just want to go back to the previous story

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Speaker 1: we had, which was, you know, traditional Thanksgiving food. People

501
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 1: are tired of it. So I have some more numbers

502
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: to back that up. Uh. There they did every state

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Speaker 1: by state? Here, what how many states? What? What food

504
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: was the least popular? All the different we're talking about

505
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Speaker 1: a side dish or the main event here by state. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say the least popular is

507
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: actually turkey. No, uh, it's actually cranberry sauce is in

508
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: seventeen states they voted cranberry sauce the least popular, green

509
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: bean casserole least popular. Unfortunately, I never had experience a

510
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: green being casserole at my thanks Giving a growing up,

511
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: so I'd have to worry about that and believe it

512
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: or not, in three states they hated turkey and pumpkin pie.

513
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: Not not popular. There you go. How about this one?

514
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: This is a play on the whole. There's so many

515
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: these studies about Thanksgiving. Here's another one. New study shows

516
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: that one in four people have hidden from their family

517
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: at a relative's house. True Thanksgiving, You've gone into like

518
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: one of the bedrooms or the bathroom or whatever and

519
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: try to get away from relatives. Maybe because it's people

520
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: forget their names too. I've been a new family events

521
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: through functions where I just forget people's names. I haven't

522
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: seen them in years, decades, whatever it may be. I

523
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: flat out forget who these people are. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

524
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: well that's true. Yeah. And then the worst thing is,

525
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: you know, especially when you're young, like a kid, and

526
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: you've got a lot of relatives because they haven't started

527
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: dying off there, and they all know, they all know

528
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: all your business, right, they all know everything about you,

529
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: and you know thing about them. They're just like someone

530
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: you see like once or twice a year, and they're

531
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: kind of creepy and a little scary, and you're like,

532
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: what the hell? You know? What the f alright, um,

533
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: moving on, let's see here, let's try to get away

534
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: from this Thanksgiving stuff. Well, actually I got one more

535
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving a story, then we get something else. Uh. The

536
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: weekend after Thanksgiving typically the busiest shopping time of the year.

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00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: We know that, but a new study says that Cyber

538
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: Monday is actually gonna be the biggest shopping day out

539
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: of the whole holiday weekend. That people are gonna be

540
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: waiting until Monday to get those deals on Amazon and

541
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: all the other websites that are out there. Uh. And

542
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: and I I buy this. I don't think this is

543
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: bullshit because it's just easier. It's just easier to to

544
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 1: do it, and you don't have to worry about the

545
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: hustle and bustle when you go out to the mall

546
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: and all that. I think that makes sense. I think

547
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Speaker 1: the closest comparison since the majority of people that listen

548
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: to your show on this podcast or or men, it's

549
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: like going to an athletic event as opposed to staying

550
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 1: home and watching them on TV. Like would you rather

551
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: go to an NFL game or stay at home? Where

552
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: beer is payings on the dollar compared to a sixteen

553
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: dollars beer at the ballpark or at the stadium. Parking

554
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: is twenty dollars and thirty dollars. There's traffic, there's congestion,

555
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: there's drunk people everywhere. If you do it on Amazon,

556
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: you get free shipping if you get a certain dollar amount,

557
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: usually a threshold of a hundred dollars. You don't have

558
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: to worry about driving, you don't have to worry about parking,

559
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about the congestion. You can

560
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: pick and choose what you want, and then if you

561
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: need to, you can re send the order back to

562
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: exchange it for something else. It's just the easiest way

563
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: to go about business these days. So I'm gonna interst

564
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: an agreement on that. Yeah, I mean, occasionally we'll go

565
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: out on Black Friday and like you buy a TV

566
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: or something, because often sometimes we'll only have the deals

567
00:31:55,560 --> 00:32:00,479
Speaker 1: at stores Costco. Right, Yeah, Costco has got some deals

568
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: going on, and uh a little. Costco traditionally hasn't gone

569
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: that little. Their prices are already low, so they don't

570
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: usually go that much lower. Uh. You see plays like Walmart,

571
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: Best buy places like that that my experiences they go

572
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: much lower. Speaking of gifts, Uh, here here's here's a

573
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: good one. Uh. Have you ever Well, you don't really

574
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: have a significant other, but you know dating, so I'm

575
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: sure you're dating somebody. Maybe I don't know. But if

576
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: you're with someone, have you gotten a gift for someone? Uh,

577
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: it's called a we gift, meaning that you're you're giving

578
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: someone a gift, but it's really for your benefit. Also,

579
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: I've ever done that lingerie? All right? So yeahrights, you've

580
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: done it with you love the lingerie. So you've done

581
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: it with lingerie. Everybody love lingerie. You know, I'm fine.

582
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: I think you know. I've been love waits for more

583
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: for women and it's for dudes. I mean, guys would

584
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: be happy for wearing anything. If you're a beautiful woman, right,

585
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: it doesn't know what you're wearing. It's more for the

586
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: woman than it is the guy. The guys are guys

587
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: are pretty simple and its only even naked or almost

588
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Speaker 1: naked that guys are happy generally outside outside of lingree,

589
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: I've done I've done alcohol, and I've done plane tickets. Wow,

590
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: you have purchased plane tickets for Wow? That is that's

591
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: the next level. Uh it's just once a year. What's

592
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: wrong with you? You You cheap pastor? Alright, So what percentage

593
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: of Americans have purchased a wee gift for someone? I

594
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: think it's low. I think it's like ten percent. You

595
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: you could not be more wrong. It is almost seventy

596
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: five percent. Seventy four percent of Americans, according to the survey,

597
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: have purchased a wee gift for someone on their listening.

598
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: I I have done this, but since I got married,

599
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: you know, we we we usually we were bought like

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Speaker 1: one thing a year generally because it's boring growing up

601
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: stuff to like improve the house, like last last last year,

602
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: we gotta dishwasher the year before, I think we gotta

603
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: washer and drier situation. So it's usually something along those lines,

604
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: or will update one of the TVs or something like that.

605
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: So we'll do like one we gift and that's it.

606
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: We don't exchange other gifts. That's that's all. So I

607
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: guess with that being said, I'll pose this question too, though.

608
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: Is that more of a selfish president or a self

609
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: less present? Because I think it goes both ways. I

610
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: think it's a selfless because, uh, you know who gets

611
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: excited about a goddamn dishwasher? Okay, I mean, I mean,

612
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: how boring is it? You know, you're purchasing a dishwasher. Okay,

613
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 1: that's the help the family, right, the people in the household,

614
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 1: and help have clean dishes, and so you don't get

615
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: some nasty disease from you know, your dog looking the plate,

616
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: not washing it at a high enough temperature and stuff,

617
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: so you get some some dog related illness that you're

618
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: get and all that. So it's something you sound very

619
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: domesticated as opposed to me being the alley cat. So

620
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: uh yeah, well and it only took a couple of years.

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00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: It only took a couple of years to do that. Well, gascon,

622
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: you're a big drunk and you're a drunkard, so this

623
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: is good for you. The ideal hangover cure. This is

624
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: from the Journal of Current Research in Food Science. Do

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00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: you know what the ideal hangover curious? I'm about to

626
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: give it out here. On the alcohol just more alcohol. Yeah,

627
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: you never stopped drinking, you can't, yeah, uh no, uh.

628
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: The the hangover cure is coconut water, hair and lime.

629
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Speaker 1: According to this study, researchers say the mix is even

630
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: more effective when you supplemented with a nice plate of

631
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: cheese and a tomato with a cue comb. But that

632
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: sounds disgusting. So you gotta drink coconut water, pear and lime,

633
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: but then mix it the cheese. I don't mind, but

634
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: to make you know, and cucumber, that's disgusting. I only

635
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Speaker 1: for hangovers. The only drink PDA light. I'll have you know,

636
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: in those packets from Costco or Walmarrow, Gorat some some

637
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: Peta lights or some drip drop. It's a powder. You

638
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 1: put it in the water. It's like taking an I

639
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: D bag. Outside of that, I mean it's usually banana

640
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: for me and Mexican food greaf baby that that gets

641
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: rid of a hangover for me real quick. Yeah, I

642
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: find it ironic and also telling that you just announced

643
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: for your hangover cure, you buy a case of something

644
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: at Costco. You are such a raging alcoholic. I I'm

645
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: done with the gym anyway. If I'm going to the

646
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: gym and I worked out hydrate to like that's what

647
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 1: that's what it is when you're hung over. Yeah, you're

648
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: you're also smoking ayahuasca with Joe Rogan out in the

649
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: Amazon for it's just something like we have we all

650
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: have our issues. It is just identified on your podcast. Uh, clearly, clearly. Uh,

651
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: that's pretty I drink like once, I drink once a year.

652
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: You know what's gonna be at the ugly Sweater party

653
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: that and also when the in laws are over for

654
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: the Christmas party, we do a family party at the

655
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: at the Malla mansion. But those are like the two

656
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: days a year I get hammered and uh, and that's it.

657
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: And it doesn't you know, I don't know if it's

658
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: it's gonna change because my gallbladders out now, if it's

659
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: gonna be more of a problem. But I've never I

660
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: gotta drink. I'm a big guy, guess gut, and I

661
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: gotta drink a lot of booze, a lot of booze

662
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: before I start, uh, you know, getting all muddled and

663
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: buzzed up and all that completely inebriated. So you gotta

664
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 1: keep more in that Scotch, whiskey and bourbon. Well, you're

665
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: not that big first of all anymore. And to how

666
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: often do you drink anyway, Like you said, once a year,

667
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: twice a year, and that doesn't count, You'll be fine.

668
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: I mixed up my drunkards. You've got the hemingway Mary

669
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: Poppet's Nutty Professor and Mr Hyde. I'm definitely more than

670
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: Nutty Professor, where I'm more social and I'm drinking. You're

671
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 1: you're more like Mr Hyde. You become more hostile when

672
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: you drink. I don't what's that, I'm a wanderer. Um, well, no,

673
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: that's not. That's not one of the categories. Hemingways where

674
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: your personality doesn't change. You're the same. Mary Poppins is

675
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: where you actually get nicer and you're happier. Nutty Professor,

676
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: which is what I am, is you become more social

677
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: and Mr Hyde is when you're hostile and you're angry

678
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: and you want to punch everyone. I think it's safe.

679
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: It's safe for the majority of the people that listen

680
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: to this, they can relate. It depends on what kind

681
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: of alcohol you're drinking. Wow. Now, I will say for

682
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: talk radio, the ones that make the greatest radio are

683
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: the Mary Poppins drunks. Ben, I love you, Joe Namath

684
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: when you remember that famous RANTI old Jets quarterback, Yeah,

685
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: he's a Mary Poppins drunk. I love you. I want

686
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: to kiss you. Yeah, that's that's classics. So anyway, I'm

687
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 1: anything but hands on, like all piste off and angered

688
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: or anything like that. So I rememverything else but that.

689
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on in the bag. You want

690
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: to go to in the bag? Yes, all right, let's

691
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: go to in the bag. These are actual questions sent

692
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: in by actual p one super fans of the show

693
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: that have downloaded the podcast. Here's one from mopar Nation

694
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: in Middle Georgia. He says, what is the mallardmobile? I

695
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: can't imagine it's anything too small? Uh, that is the

696
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: the question. Well, I'm not gonna give exactly what kind

697
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: of card is, but I have a I would say

698
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: a full size hybrid that gets pretty good gas mileage.

699
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: But essentially, what I did because I I live so

700
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: far away from the radio station now because my wife

701
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: had me move out to Vegas because that's all we

702
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: could afford. So I have a very long commute when

703
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: I drive into the studio in Los Angeles, and so

704
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: what I want to get fuel? Uh? I wanted to

705
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: help out my my pocketbook with the fuel savings. But

706
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: since I'm a big guy, what I did is I

707
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: went on all those car websites and uh like, you know,

708
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: True Car and all those big sponsor of the radio show.

709
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: And I I found which cars had the most interior space,

710
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: you know, because I like, I like to feel very comfortable.

711
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 1: I don't want my knees hitting the dashboard pretty relatively

712
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 1: long legs. So I I found the car that got

713
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: the best gas mileage with the most space in the cabin.

714
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: And that's what I got, And I like it. It's

715
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 1: a good you know, people goof on it, but it

716
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: gets good gas mileage. It's very roomy on the inside.

717
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 1: It's got a lot of bells and whistles, so I'm happy.

718
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: I think they just bang on it because the color

719
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,959
Speaker 1: is nauseating. It's an ugly it's an ugly pist green. Yeah,

720
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: well fuck you, okay, because now what I want you

721
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:58,720
Speaker 1: to know that Steve Harvey, the Great America's entertainer, Steve Harvey,

722
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 1: who occasionally does show his studios right across the hall,

723
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: and he doesn't a morning show on the East Coast,

724
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: even though he's in l A doing the different game

725
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: shows and all that. His talk show and Steve Harvey

726
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: occasionally he will park next to the mallonmobile and one

727
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: time he said to his his security guard, the guy

728
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: with the gun, that he really liked the color of

729
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: the Mallarmobile. So I'll take Steve Harvey's opinion over your

730
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: opinion every day of the week, and as they say,

731
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: twice on Sunday, because Steve Harvey's an admirer of the Mallormobile,

732
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: He's an enthusiast of the color of the Mallontmobile. Well,

733
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: he actually acknowledged the color of the car, not the

734
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,439
Speaker 1: car itself. So even that line itself, by you is

735
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: is false advertising right there. So take to Steve Harvey.

736
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: That's good for you. He never shows up in the

737
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: studio and doesn't even know your name, and you're stuck

738
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: doing this free podcast with man. That's a lot because

739
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: when Steve Harvey, they're preparing for a show in that

740
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: little area in the middle there. My show is broadcast

741
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: while his people are getting ready. His show starts three

742
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 1: in the morning, l A time. My show ends at

743
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: three in the morning, l A time. So, uh, Stevens,

744
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: he's a captive audience, and I'm sure he enjoys those

745
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: Malond monologues. Moving on, Colorado, Mike, a podcast listener in

746
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: the mile High State. He's in Denver, but he's in

747
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: he's in the rarefied air of the Rocky Mountains. And

748
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: he says, how many letters are still up in the

749
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio side of the studio. Well, Mike, we

750
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: don't use that studio for this podcast, but last I checked,

751
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: the A and the I were the last letters remaining

752
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: from radio, and so we are. We are Fox Sports

753
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: Radio Advanced Intelligence. I I thought it was better when

754
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: it was AO because it sounded like Yo, Fox Sports

755
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: Radio AO, like a punch line, you know, and I

756
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 1: like that. It's he brought Steve Harvey. It's amazing because

757
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: when he first started at the Premiere Radio Networks, he

758
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: needed a studio. And his studio gotten built so fast

759
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: with brand new update equipment, big screen TVs, a control

760
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: room aboard off, a couple of decks, um, a bunch

761
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: of bar stool seats and like six microphones, and your

762
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 1: studio has trash piled up to the degills and it's

763
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: got signs falling on over the place and some small um,

764
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: some small televisions are instill in standard definition. So it

765
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: is amazing. Yeah, well it's a ringing endorsement, you know,

766
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 1: And that the thing about this, guest, you don't understand

767
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: this because you you come from wealth, but I believe this.

768
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: This helps. It's grit. You know, you gotta have grit

769
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: in life. And you know there's a certain level of

770
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: toughness to work overnight. You you've admitted you're not tough

771
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: enough to work overnight. You don't have the guts to

772
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: handle the hours. But uh, these these things that come

773
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: up here with the TVs not working in line one

774
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: being broken and the sign falling down, you know you've

775
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: got to have moxi. You gotta have moxi to handle

776
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: that environment. And you know, only the strong survivors. It's

777
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: it's Darwinism, is what it is. Right, Well, no, it's

778
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: it's calling a spade a spade. And if you want grit,

779
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: that's what a small market is for. You were in

780
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: San Diego once, right now you're in a national market

781
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: and the number two market in the entire country. So

782
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: that's no. No, l A is the number one radio market.

783
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: Even even more so, I think the saying goes act

784
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: as def um act as death dressed apart and then

785
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: includes studio work. Well, I've crap, I've adapted. You don't

786
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: want adapt. You should adapt or die. But but you

787
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: know l A is the number one radio market because

788
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: more people, you know, in New York people actually take

789
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: public transportation. L A very few people take public transportation,

790
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: and that's a captive audience in their cars on the

791
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: highways and byways around southern California. All right, h next

792
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: up here, let's see you want to sport. Oh question,

793
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: Matt from Pittsburgh listening to the podcast, says, will the

794
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: start of Duck Hodges this weekend? Bring back the Madden

795
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: to Ducan? Uh No, because Madden's retired in northern California.

796
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: And then Matt wants to know if I have any

797
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: belief in the abilities of Devlyn Duck Hodges. Uh, Matt,

798
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: I don't I love the name. I liked the story.

799
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: I gotta kick out of the fact that this guy

800
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: had to leave tweets about Donald Trump probe Donald Trump

801
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: tweets a couple of years ago. Uh. Once he became

802
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: the Steelers quarterback. But but no, no, I mean I

803
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 1: think the guy I'm not expecting much from. We'll see

804
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: how he does here. It's it's gonna be a remedial

805
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: game plan for the Steelers. And as long as he

806
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: doesn't turn the ball over and make mistakes, they're gonna

807
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,280
Speaker 1: dink and dunk and try to win that way on offense.

808
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: And you can win games like that in the NFL.

809
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: You're just not considered one of the great teams in

810
00:45:55,239 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: the NFL when you play like that. Dan and Kalamazoo says,

811
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: are there any good stories of times that you actually

812
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: have annoyed the corporate muckety MUCKs? Uh? So, Dan's Dan

813
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: and Kalamazoo wants he wants storytime here. Guess guy, I

814
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,439
Speaker 1: got a story. I'll give you a story, all right.

815
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: So this is years ago. I was doing local radio

816
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 1: and I've told this story a few times over the years,

817
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: but it's a pretty good one. So I'm doing local

818
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: radio and it was after like the first BCS Championship game.

819
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: It was it was years ago. Florida's state was I

820
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: think it was Florida State was playing in the game.

821
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: It was Tennessee, but it was a long time ago,

822
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: so I think it was Florida's state. But anyway, so

823
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: we were working the day after the College Football Championship

824
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: game and we came in there were we were kind

825
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: of upset because it was a holiday. Oh you know,

826
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 1: still a holiday. We were like, this sucks. So we

827
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: came in there and we did this bit ripping the

828
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: sponsor of the ball game. Right, we ripped the sponsor

829
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 1: of the ball game. We pretty much goofed on him.

830
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: How dumb it is this. Then I'm like, I don't

831
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: even remember the it was a it was a restaurant chain,

832
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: and we ripped the restaurant chain, right, we goofed on him.

833
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: So anyway, we were doing them more. I was filling

834
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: in on the morning show. So I was doing Morning Drive.

835
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: And but it's morning drive when no one's really out driving,

836
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's a holiday. Uh so there's fewer

837
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: people on the roads. And so it was the Benendeve Show,

838
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: and so we did this thing and then and then

839
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: about thirty the general manager of the radio station shows

840
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 1: up to work and and this guy would wear these

841
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: power suits, you know, bright purple, bright blue, a yellow,

842
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,439
Speaker 1: these highlighter type suits. And you know, he was big

843
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: into like the Tony Robbins stick and all that, you know,

844
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: and which is fine, but he you know, it's a

845
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: little much at that time in my life. And he

846
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: comes barging into the studio after we went to commercial

847
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:57,399
Speaker 1: break and reads us the riot Act YouTube amateur assholes.

848
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: And he then proceeds to tell us how much money

849
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 1: that the restaurant chain we were ripping, uh, spent on

850
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: radio advertising for our station. You know, she just she

851
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: just destroyed us. And and and then you know, this

852
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: went on for like a good three or four minutes,

853
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: you know, the breaks, probably seven or eight minutes. Uh.

854
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: Then we we go back on the air the next break,

855
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: he comes back and does it again. He starts yelling

856
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: at us again for what we had done. Uh. And

857
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: then he told us, he says, you know, if you

858
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: guys want to rip businesses, I'm gonna give you a

859
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: list of people that don't advertise on the radio station.

860
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: And and hand to god, guess god, this guy gave

861
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: us a list of people that don't advertise on that

862
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: radio station. And we were allowed to. We were we

863
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: had open season on those people. So it was it

864
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. But that that that was one time.

865
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,919
Speaker 1: Have you ever had that guest and you're pretty much safe.

866
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,919
Speaker 1: You play it by the book. You know, you don't

867
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: go off the rails very often, if at all, so

868
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: probably not for you, right, Yeah, I remember when I

869
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,720
Speaker 1: first started with the company. Uh, well I heard San Diego.

870
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: I had to do a bunch of things because the

871
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 1: station at the time was very cheap. The program director,

872
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: Brian Wilson, was really cheap, and uh he didn't want

873
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 1: to pay anybody. He made me come in on Thanksgiving

874
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: Day for this shitty serf show, a one hour search show.

875
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: He made me come in and I had to run

876
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: the board and produce this show for these guys who

877
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: paid to be on air. Well, after the show was over,

878
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: it goes to National programming and there's there's routers, you know,

879
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 1: just like you'd have with an internet at home when

880
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: you look up your computers and televisions and PlayStations or

881
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: xboxes or whatever. There's a ratter that's connected to to

882
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: the main board. Well, I had to flip the board

883
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: to national programming, and at that time I was brand new.

884
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: I was probably a month into the into the industry,

885
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: and these guys get I flipped the board to Nashville

886
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: Programming and then all of a sudden, the board goes

887
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: out of the system drops that disconnects from the platform.

888
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: And so the number one rule in radio is never

889
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: have dead air. Like as long as you have something

890
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: on radio, something is better than nothing, especially the Golden rule.

891
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: Guests gone, there's a VU meter on the board, just

892
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 1: make sure. All we have to do is make sure

893
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: that VU meter is moving at all times right exactly.

894
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: So there was nothing on there for me, and I

895
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: didn't do anything wrong, and I'm like trying to pot

896
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: up the music. I'm trying to pot up a station

897
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: and nothing was playing, and so he starts blowing me

898
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 1: up because he's at home, like the legs kicked up,

899
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: enjoying his day, and he's like, what are you doing,

900
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: like starts chewing me out. I told him, I was like,

901
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I can't get anything

902
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: up and running. Nothing's working. And keep in mind, I'm

903
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: green in the industry, so I had no case in

904
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: the back room where like all the gear is, where

905
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: all the studio, the rack room, all the paters and

906
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: the processors are. And so we had a call an

907
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: engineer that drove down from Encinitas down the Mission Valley.

908
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: It's taking forty five minutes, but I just put on

909
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 1: FM programming on an AM station and just playing music

910
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: the entire time. And every time you call back to

911
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: ask what was going on. I would just hang up

912
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 1: on him. I just kept hanging up. I like, I

913
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: don't know if he's still there. But yeah, that's the

914
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 1: shout out to Brian Wilson of Extra Sports thirteen and sixties.

915
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: So it was a school Wow, Gas, You're just a

916
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: cog in the wheel. Gas got I don't know if

917
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: that's good to uh to do that? All right? Moving on,

918
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: Michael in Newton Falls, which I think is in Ohio,

919
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: although I believe there's a Newton Falls in Massachusetts, so

920
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: I think he's in Ohio, but I don't know. He says,

921
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: after eating your Thanksgiving dinner, how long do you wait

922
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: to eat dessert? Uh? That's from h Also, what is

923
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: your favorite dessert? Well that's very cliche hokey sports radio there, Michael.

924
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: So I won't forget the last part for that. But

925
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: I usually don't wait long I I eat, you know,

926
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: I eat enough and then I'm I love the pumpkin

927
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 1: pie desserts, one of the great parts of the Thanksgiving meal.

928
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: So why wait? You know it? Plus I don't like

929
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: to wait because I want to get in and out.

930
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 1: I go to the in law So I I figure

931
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: like once I eat dessert. That's a sign to the wife,

932
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: all right, let's get on the road, let's get out

933
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: of here. So I don't think I pause. I go

934
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: right from appetizers to main dish to dessert. And I

935
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:35,439
Speaker 1: always go. For some reason, I always go cheesecake. I

936
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: don't know why. I always do cheesecakes. Always around, I

937
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: go cheesecake. Um did I go? But did I go

938
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: from cheesecake? And then I go to um rolls. There's

939
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: there's a King's of Lion Bakery in the city of Torrance.

940
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: And so if you've ever had Hawaiian roles from King's Wine,

941
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: which are the best roles you'll ever ever have, I'll

942
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: have that. I'll have those with with ham in the middle.

943
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: And that's that's kind of like topping it off from

944
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: my dessert. Those Hawaiian roles are I believe, from it

945
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: is the It is from the heavens, all right? Is

946
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: it is the nectar of the gods? Uh? Those are

947
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: those Hawaiian roles are just amazing. But I I'm a traditionalist.

948
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: I eat the banana, not the banana. Banana creepie is

949
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 1: the greatest pie. But usually they don't have that at

950
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: the holiday things. So I I eat pumpkin, pumpkin with

951
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: like whipped cream or cool whip on top. Man, that

952
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: is just amazing. That is a wonderful thing. Absolutely love it.

953
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 1: Anyway they have Are you have any of that at

954
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: through a holiday party? Here? And uh? In the ugly

955
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: sweater Christmas party? What do you talk pie Wenna? I

956
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: don't know. We haven't set the menu. I need to

957
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: bring some cream for the female guests. So wow, wow,

958
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,439
Speaker 1: stay away, Okay, you stay away. We're gonna we're gonna

959
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: put you in quarantine away from my wife's friends come

960
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: to the party. Okay. Uh. David Nashville rights and Davis

961
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: a schmuck. He says, why does benz mic sound like dogshit?

962
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: Gagons mic sounds fine, up to par, but bench sounds

963
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: like he's talking through a garbage disposal hard on the

964
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: ears when listening to a headphones. Well, well day, First

965
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 1: of all, I guess which finger I'm holding up for you?

966
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 1: That's right number? Your number one? Uh. Secondly, uh, this

967
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: is all how perception because I hear people tell me

968
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: Gascon sounds terrible and I sound great. But we we

969
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: we use a different studio. It's gonna sound different with

970
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: the podcast. We have a podcast studio at the I

971
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: Heart Building, and the podcast comes out of a different studio.

972
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: I use a different studio, guestcons in a different studio.

973
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: The main studio at Fox Sports Radio has like probably

974
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 1: do you say, a hundred thousand, two hundred thousand dollars

975
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:05,240
Speaker 1: ers of voice processing equipment that makes us sound really good.

976
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: We don't have that in the podcast studio, so it's

977
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: not gonna sound as crystal clear in the podcast studio.

978
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: It's like when I do remote shows, you know, and

979
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,720
Speaker 1: I I did a show last night from the remote

980
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,439
Speaker 1: studio where I used to do the the w e

981
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: I shows. It sounds different. It's not the same set up,

982
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: but it's not bad. It's just it's just different. Dave

983
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: you schmuck. Yeah, I gotta text the day from another

984
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: crazy Canuck and he had texted that your audio sunded good,

985
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: but my treuble on my microphone sounded bad. So I

986
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 1: appreciate the people that actually listen to that stuff pretty close.

987
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 1: That's that's amazing because most people don't pick that stuff up.

988
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: But uh, yeah, I have I have no kind of

989
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: influence on what we use and what we can't use.

990
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: So one more John and Colorado listening to the podcast

991
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: is what percentage of the podcast listeners do you guys

992
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: think enjoy the fifth hour with Ben Miller and David

993
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 1: Gascott while on the crapper. That's from John in Colorado. Well,

994
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: that's that's a good question. Now, See, most people don't

995
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: spend that long on the crapper because otherwise you get hemorrhoids.

996
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: So I don't think it's that high a percentage. But

997
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: what do you think maybe ten of people while taking

998
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: a deuce dropping a deuce there listening to the podcast.

999
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 1: I think it's zero. It's not zero. It's not zero.

1000
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone spends anytime listen to us while

1001
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: they're doing that. It's not well, you do something. What

1002
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: do you do when you're on the toy You eat

1003
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: a sandwich? What do you do you? Hay, I'm sandwich

1004
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: while you're taking a dump. I play mind games. You

1005
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 1: play mind games. There's a great app on on on

1006
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 1: an iPhone called Elevate. It's great for uh, it's great

1007
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,479
Speaker 1: p addiction. You'll appreciate that. It's great prediction, it's great

1008
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 1: for math, it's it's great for reading. Comprehension. So yeah,

1009
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: so you've convinced you so that you're getting smarter like

1010
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: that that you definitely need it. I mean you are,

1011
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 1: You're dummy, so you definitely need to help. I appreciate

1012
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: the learning aspect of these digital applications. So yeah, I'll

1013
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:13,959
Speaker 1: run with that. I mean, that's fine. You have your

1014
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: you have your A degree, I have my master's. That's

1015
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,919
Speaker 1: it's fine. We can compare all these things if you want.

1016
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 1: It's it's good. I can do that. Well, I want

1017
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: you to know I have done radio enough. I have

1018
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: been in the radio business long enough. I'm qualified to

1019
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: teach a class at a university without a degree. I

1020
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: teach a class because I have been in this so long,

1021
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: a master class on how to do radio. I would

1022
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: actually like to do that someday. I would love to

1023
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 1: have the opportunity to spread the gospel of radio and podcasting.

1024
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: But anyway, is that you're an informal way of asking

1025
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: me to get you into a university. Since I got

1026
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: you back on a TV, since I got you back

1027
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: in front of the big screen, in front of picture, well,

1028
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: I want you to point out you got me technically,

1029
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: you got me back into television. But it was a

1030
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 1: fifty You set me up to fail. It was a

1031
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: fifty six to nothing game, all right, he's six And

1032
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: the best part of that night was that little apple

1033
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: treat that we got to eat one of the people

1034
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: on the crew. That was the highlight of the night.

1035
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: The game sucked. It was terrible, and uh, oh my god,

1036
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 1: how dare you? All right, let's get the don't stick

1037
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: to sports. These are actual so we I don't think

1038
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: this whole thing has been about sports, but but don't

1039
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: stick the sports stories of the week. This is your baby.

1040
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: Guess god, this is where you shine. What do we have?

1041
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've brought this up at all

1042
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: during the point of your shows this week, But how

1043
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: about this? A Greensboro man a dating app and he's

1044
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: the only guy allowed on the app. Did you hear

1045
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: about this? I did? I did see some of that.

1046
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: So so this guy is hard up to get lady,

1047
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: and he's he's gone above and beyond the call of duty, right,

1048
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: he's gone above and beyond the call of duty pretty much.

1049
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 1: He created an app. It's called Singularity, and the app

1050
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: was built so uh, it's only built for open phones,

1051
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: not computers and the app that he's the only guy

1052
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: on on this app. So no matter how many times

1053
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 1: that you know, if you're a female you're swiping on it,

1054
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: he's the same guy. Now. I think this is brilliant.

1055
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: I think this is wonderful. But how are women like

1056
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: if you're a chick, like try to try to put

1057
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: yourself in a woman's shoes, Like, like, there's two there's

1058
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: either one of two ways this is gonna go. You're

1059
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: either gonna say, boy, that's innovative, that's creative, that's original.

1060
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: This guy really wants a girlfriend, he really wants a

1061
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: significant other. It's imaginative. This guy is a trendsetter. Or

1062
00:59:54,120 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 1: this guy is a stage five clinger, creepy mccreep, and

1063
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 1: probably a future serial killer. You know what I'm saying.

1064
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: I think he's an entrepreneur. I think he's a guy

1065
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 1: of of motivation. He's a guy that is thinking about

1066
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 1: the future. And uh, he's a go killer. I can

1067
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Yeah, it's like me, this is this is novel.

1068
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 1: This is unconventional. Uh, and he obviously knows tech. If

1069
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 1: you asked me to put an app together, I'd have

1070
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: to read app for dummies or whatever, and I probably

1071
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 1: still wouldn't be able to do it. So uh, yeah,

1072
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: good job by him. I think this this should work

1073
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 1: out very well. I didn't know this, but uh, we're

1074
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: looking at some numbers on this. Different websites have different

1075
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: age brackets, so ages eighteen to forty five. Most of

1076
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: the people that are on there are on Tender ages

1077
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 1: twenty five or thirty four. Most people on there are

1078
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 1: on plenty of Fish, and then forty five or sixty five.

1079
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 1: Most people men or women are on Match. Um, have

1080
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 1: you ever used a dating side before? Oh? Yeah, well

1081
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: I I used plenty of Fish back in the back

1082
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 1: in the day, but then because Tinder wasn't around when

1083
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: I was doing my thing, and I've never used Match.

1084
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 1: I think I had like a jade Dat account, but

1085
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: I didn't pay for it, so it didn't really work

1086
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: because you have to pay for it, you know, and

1087
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 1: I didn't pay for it, so someone had to contact me.

1088
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 1: I couldn't contact really anybody, so that that was really

1089
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 1: not successful at all. But yeah, I I did online

1090
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 1: dating for a long time. You're on all those right now,

1091
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: how's that going for you? No? No, I've never used that.

1092
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: That's a lie. You're lie, You're lying. I do know

1093
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: that match requires like seven pages of filling out information

1094
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 1: before you can even start swiping on people. Um, I

1095
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: was oblivious. You know why that is because people have

1096
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: killed people on those websites, and so they have for

1097
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,919
Speaker 1: liability reasons. They got to cover themselves. That's why it's

1098
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 1: happened on Uber though, and Left as well. I mean,

1099
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 1: people get assalted all the time, and those riding apps too.

1100
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 1: So if you want you want to become an Uber driver,

1101
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: now there's a lot more red tape and bureaucracy that

1102
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: you have to fill out to become an Uber driver.

1103
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: Speaking of liability, I know that traveling wise, that they

1104
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: say that the best time to travel or to buy

1105
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: airline tickets is usually on a Tuesday to fly out.

1106
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: What day is the best to go online to look

1107
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 1: for a day? I have no I what Saturday? Maybe Thursdays.

1108
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: Thursdays is the best day because they feel that it

1109
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 1: leads obviously into the weekend. But Thursdays and Fridays are

1110
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 1: usually the best time for people to get together for

1111
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 1: happy hour. I always thought it was travel on Saturday

1112
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 1: because most people want to leave on Friday and they

1113
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 1: come back on Sunday and whatnot. So if you you

1114
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: can get some deals on on Saturday, and plus if

1115
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: you fly like on Christmas or New Year's you can

1116
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 1: usually get pretty good deals because people don't want to

1117
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: fly in those days. Right, yeah, but cheap, cheap. This

1118
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 1: average is tuesdays. To buy a ticket to fly out

1119
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: on Tuesday, it is usually buy average the cheapest dress.

1120
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: That's not that's not convenient from my schedule. I'll have

1121
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: to check because I'm flying to Seattle possibly in December.

1122
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 1: We already talked about that. All right, what's next? Yesty way?

1123
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: How about this? A Florida woman read it on herself. Um,

1124
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 1: she made a nine one one call and reported that

1125
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: she had found a person dead in her driveway. Uh.

1126
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: Later on that day, Ivan Serrano, fifty one years of age,

1127
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 1: or Coral Springs was actually arrested for murder, really arrested

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01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 1: for murder. So she calls nine one one says, oh

1129
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 1: my god, somehow there's a dead person right in my

1130
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: was your driveway? Yeah? I wasn't her driveway. She said

1131
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,919
Speaker 1: that the person wasn't breathing, was bleeding from her head,

1132
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 1: and nine one operator asked, you know basically what was

1133
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: going on, and she said she couldn't tell if the

1134
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: person was alive or dead. Investigation concluded that that she

1135
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: was the cause of it, and she was identified as

1136
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: the as a murder suspect. So how how did the person?

1137
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 1: How did she kill the person? It was? It was

1138
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: a young person, right, it was someone much younger than her. Yeah, yeah,

1139
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 1: it was the younger person. That's what the investigation continued,

1140
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 1: and obviously investigators were asking, like what happened with Toronto?

1141
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 1: Was changing her story going back and forth. Actually went

1142
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 1: out for drinks and a bunch of friends. She blacked

1143
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: out at some point during the night. Uh, and she

1144
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: woke up apparently early in the morning, and she found

1145
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,959
Speaker 1: out she was in her own bed, but she didn't

1146
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: know how that person was in the middle of her driveway.

1147
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: So oh wait, wait, wait, wait here it says here

1148
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 1: that the driver's side door was open and the person

1149
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: that was killed the right foot was still in the

1150
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 1: car and the person had a gunshot wound to their forehead.

1151
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 1: Did she shot this person in the forehead? Yeah, it's

1152
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: not good. That's like execution. Well, I guess the execution

1153
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: will be from behind. But still at point blank. Wow,

1154
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: that's seeing a point blank. I'm about this. How about

1155
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: this for point blake? A man faces charges right now

1156
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 1: in Florida after being accused of punching an elderly man

1157
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: who told him to stop masturbating outside of a South

1158
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 1: Florida supermarket. Yeah, well, we know you love masturbation stories.

1159
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 1: It's one of your favorite Yeah, you're one of your heroes.

1160
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: I know you have a Kelvin Winslow junior jersey from

1161
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: the Jets back in the day, and you're a big

1162
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: fan of his. But uh uh, yeah, I think it's

1163
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: very rude if someone's masturbating in public. I think it's

1164
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: rude to tell him to stop. I think you wait

1165
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: until they finished the act and then you say, all right, now,

1166
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: clean that up and don't do that again, because you

1167
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 1: know you could get punched if you If you tell

1168
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 1: someone in the middle of that act, they don't do that,

1169
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 1: You're you're setting yourself up to to have something terrible happened,

1170
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: like you could get bodily fluids on you. Who wants

1171
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 1: to take that chance? Are you trying to tell me

1172
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,720
Speaker 1: you would actually sit there and wait until the person

1173
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 1: is done before you tell them to stop. Doing what

1174
01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:00,120
Speaker 1: they're doing. Well, no, I'm not a creepy like you.

1175
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 1: I wouldn't watch. I wouldn't I wouldn't confront them at all.

1176
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: I would just maybe i'd call the police and say, hey,

1177
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 1: there's a perbet here, uh, masturbating doing the winky winky.

1178
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: But I I would not to confront the person. Now,

1179
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 1: what if you're in a different country, like let's say Amsterdam.

1180
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:18,080
Speaker 1: Let's say you're let's say you're in in the Netherlands

1181
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: and and you are observing the nuance? So what is

1182
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 1: the relied district? Uh? Well, when in Rome act like

1183
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 1: a Roman? Right, I mean, yeah, I do? Was the

1184
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: Romans do? So if that's the local etiquette, then you

1185
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,439
Speaker 1: you know who am I to judge? Right? Yeah? Yeah,

1186
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if you hear about this? Then, the

1187
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:44,600
Speaker 1: US Aviation Space Agency UH better known as NASA um

1188
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 1: International Space Station announced that they have broken down toilets

1189
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 1: and that they stated that astronauts in the station may

1190
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 1: have to use diapers stocks. Uh. Yeah, they have to

1191
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: use diapers as opposed to using toilets because of the

1192
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 1: broken down tool US. So the top you know how hard,

1193
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: you know how hard it is to be an astronaut

1194
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 1: and actually get to space. You know how hard that is.

1195
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 1: So the one the one percent of people who have

1196
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 1: been to space, right have been to space. They have

1197
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: to now ship in diapers. The US module is out

1198
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,080
Speaker 1: of service, the Russian one that was part of the

1199
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 1: space station. Um, that toilet is full and obviously they

1200
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 1: can't dispose any in a waste. Uh so now they

1201
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 1: have to rely on diapers. Wow, now do you know

1202
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 1: this is great? Let's have some Mallard math here. So

1203
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:45,800
Speaker 1: in the history of of planet Earth, they scientists estimate

1204
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 1: that roughly a hundred and eight billion people have lived.

1205
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 1: That's it. Only there's only a hundred eight people in

1206
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 1: the history of the Earth where human beings have lived.

1207
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 1: Obviously animals have been around a longer, but what we

1208
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 1: call whole most sapiens, only a hundred and eight thousand,

1209
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: a hundred eight million billion people have lived. Right now,

1210
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 1: how many people have actually been in space? Less than

1211
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: six hundred people have been to space. I think the

1212
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 1: numbers like between five fifty and six hundred. So and

1213
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:21,800
Speaker 1: you're in that very special brotherhood fraternity, and now you

1214
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 1: have to ship in a diaper like you're you know,

1215
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 1: an eighty five year old person. You've lost all your

1216
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 1: all your movements and your bodily functions, I believe. Do

1217
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,559
Speaker 1: you now, do you call a plumber if the toilets

1218
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,600
Speaker 1: break on the space stage? Like? Can you? Can you

1219
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,760
Speaker 1: send the plumber up and get Uh? How do you

1220
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 1: fix that? That's that's a tough one. Well, what happens

1221
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: if you're dehydrated and that thing just runs for days

1222
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:49,720
Speaker 1: and your diapers cannot hold it? Yeah? Yeah, Well, you

1223
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 1: know back in the day you told me sometimes when

1224
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,679
Speaker 1: you were doing games on television, you would use diapers,

1225
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 1: So you probably know about that. You can give some

1226
01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:00,200
Speaker 1: advice out that. That's not true. That is the That's

1227
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: definitely true. I didn't feel like that last week though,

1228
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 1: when I was dying before I went to a broadcast,

1229
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 1: I tell you about that. Uh, no, you did not

1230
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 1: know I was. Have you ever missed a show because

1231
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,599
Speaker 1: you were sick, like on the way to the studio?

1232
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 1: But no. I have done shows where I have vomited

1233
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 1: between breaks. But I have If I am scheduled to

1234
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,720
Speaker 1: work and uh and I am on my way, I'm

1235
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 1: gonna work. I'm doing the doing the job I was

1236
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:33,560
Speaker 1: scheduled to be in semi value, which is next to

1237
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: Coop de Loop, and distance from my house to his

1238
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,360
Speaker 1: is probably like seventy miles, maybe like sixty seven. I

1239
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:43,280
Speaker 1: left my hometown at three thirty four, a call time

1240
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:45,479
Speaker 1: at five o'clock, and I kid you not. Then I

1241
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 1: was in bumper to bumper traffic, and as I'm sitting

1242
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 1: in traffic, I became to feel nauseous. I was sick,

1243
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 1: I became hot, and I had to get off near

1244
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:59,439
Speaker 1: West l A to go start dry heaving, and our

1245
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: studio is about twelve miles away from West l A.

1246
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 1: I sped down the four or five freeway shoulder with

1247
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:10,640
Speaker 1: my hazards on. I had my suit on, I was

1248
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 1: sweating makeupping onto my pants, and I into the studio

1249
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:21,160
Speaker 1: to go vombit. And my color commentary was like, hey,

1250
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 1: where are you? And it's six o'clock. I had to

1251
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: be there at five. I was like, I don't know

1252
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,599
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna make it, And somehow, some way, five

1253
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,240
Speaker 1: minutes later, I felt better about myself, got in the car,

1254
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 1: drove the Sea Valley, and got there before kickoff time

1255
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock. That was the closest I've ever been,

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Speaker 1: and it was a game on Fox. So obviously I

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Speaker 1: would have hated myself I had missed a performance like that.

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Speaker 1: Are you you're doing this to pat yourself in the

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Speaker 1: back right as you am? I supposed to give you

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Speaker 1: a purple heart here? What am I supposed to do?

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Speaker 1: I thought? I thought you would say that's it's admirable.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. That's part of the grit that I

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Speaker 1: was talking about earlier. We've already determined you don't have

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Speaker 1: great You're short in the great category. You can't handle

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Speaker 1: the overnights and all that. But al right, fine, I

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Speaker 1: pacify you. Gascon boy? Was that heroic? Boy? Was that heroic?

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Speaker 1: What you did right there? Hashtag heroic? From David Gascon

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Speaker 1: last story I am about this and Amazon customers said

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Speaker 1: he was a little piste off. He opened up a

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Speaker 1: package that was containing a gift for his eight year

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Speaker 1: old knees and found that was a bagg of drugs

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Speaker 1: inside of it. He used Amazon Prime to get some

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Speaker 1: some packages sent to him based on some children's art.

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Speaker 1: Next day, he found a bunch of pills that were

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Speaker 1: inside the package for his eight year old niece. So

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Speaker 1: now drugs can be weed. Drugs can be heroin. They

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Speaker 1: can fenton all, what what kind of drugs? There were pills?

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Speaker 1: So obviously they can't be uh so well you know

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Speaker 1: about that. It could be pet fenton all, could be

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Speaker 1: some fenton all there, right, could be some of that,

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Speaker 1: maybe depressions, crack, you know something like that, right right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it looks like speed or ecstasy or um a little

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Speaker 1: bit of molly. Um, So how does this happen? Like that?

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Speaker 1: I always wonder these things pop up every once in

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Speaker 1: a while, like how does something like that happen? Like

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Speaker 1: look at this. Let's let's say, um, that was a

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Speaker 1: secondhand company on Amazon, you know sublet Uh, you buy

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Speaker 1: something on Amazon is actually a different company that sends it,

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Speaker 1: which happens a lot on Amazon. Let's say that's true. Um,

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Speaker 1: but still, if you're the one using the drugs, why

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Speaker 1: would you drugs pretty valuable if you're someone that uses them,

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Speaker 1: why would you put them in a package. Let's say

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Speaker 1: you're selling drugs, but this person didn't buy the drugs,

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Speaker 1: why would you then put the drugs in the pat

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 1: it does not logical from any perspective. Well, this happens

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Speaker 1: when you go. You can go fast food restaurants all

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Speaker 1: the time, doesn't it Or even when you go to

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Speaker 1: a certain the statum bushmants that don't have great ratings

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Speaker 1: and you find stuff in your food. Right, I've never

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Speaker 1: gone to like Burger King and gotten some little baggy

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Speaker 1: of aunt hazel in the in the drive through where

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Speaker 1: I've never been given uh some fent and all when

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Speaker 1: I was at McDonald's. It's never happened. Maybe for you,

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Speaker 1: pi happen. I once time went to Burger King and

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Speaker 1: bit into a burger and I had a toothpick at that.

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Speaker 1: That was pretty uh, that was pretty nauseating and it

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Speaker 1: hurt too. I would never eat there again. I would

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Speaker 1: never eat I would never eat it. I would again

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Speaker 1: if that was the case. That is that is an

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Speaker 1: epic disgusting tale right there. That's yeah, it was pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: That's what this podcast is for, right to uh to

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Speaker 1: dine and to highlight people and to highlight our our

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Speaker 1: misapps in the world for all to enjoy. Well, some

1315
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 1: have said this podcast is like depressing, right, it's some

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Speaker 1: of that, and that is it? All right, that'll we'll

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Speaker 1: put the baby to bed. Thank you for listening to

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Please help spread the word. We'll get some

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Speaker 1: advertisers year. We're gonna make some money on this and

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Speaker 1: uh and and we want more people listening. It's more fun.

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Speaker 1: We gotta do the podcast. We it's more fun when

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Speaker 1: more people are listening. To tell your relatives, your friends,

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Speaker 1: your enemies, everyone about the podcast. Give it a try.

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Speaker 1: If you tell them. If you listen for three weeks,

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Speaker 1: you'll be hooked. Give us three weeks. That's three downloads,

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Speaker 1: you'll be hooked. Subscribed to the podcast five stars. Have

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Speaker 1: a great rest of your Thanksgiving weekend, Black Friday and

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Speaker 1: all the shopping and all that. We'll be back live

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Speaker 1: on the Magic Radio Box or inside It Sunday night

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Speaker 1: in the Monday recapping that big Ravens game with the

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Speaker 1: forty Niners. And don't forget the other podcast which is

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Speaker 1: gonna drop that will drop, uh shortly and maybe he's

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Speaker 1: already up right now. Have a great weekend. We'll catch

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Speaker 1: you next time on the podcast or the radio. Yo.