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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast. Nikki here, I am everyone. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. Rounding out the week with the Nicky

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Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast. It's Thursday. Andrew is not in the room yet,

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Speaker 1: but his mic is on and Luigi sitting in his

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Speaker 1: chair and licking things. So if you hear a little sound,

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Speaker 1: I apologize as Luigi I should mute him. Luigi, how

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Speaker 1: how you doing? But yeah, um, weird vibes with you today.

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Speaker 1: I just gotta say. Every day is a little weird,

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Speaker 1: but today especially. You know, some days you just don't

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Speaker 1: vibe with your dog. You guys aren't getting along. We

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Speaker 1: need to go to therapy, probably calling Caesar Milan. Um,

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Speaker 1: how's everyone doing today? I am doing pretty durn good. Um.

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Speaker 1: Noah got a cat last night, so you're walking on sunshine.

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Speaker 1: That cat is so cute. It doesn't seem to have

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Speaker 1: suffered a lot of trauma. It just seems to accept

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Speaker 1: its place right now, like it's happy. Yeah, so his

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Speaker 1: world is very small right now. It's just like this room.

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Speaker 1: But he's just taking so jealous nicely. He's just he's

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Speaker 1: just laying there in his crate. Just I really got

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Speaker 1: jealous of your cat last night when you sent me

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Speaker 1: a video of it drinking water and it's create because

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Speaker 1: I was like, it's that's exactly what you. Like. I thought,

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Speaker 1: it's world is so small, and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: want to be in a crate and like not and

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Speaker 1: just have like my water bowl and like sometimes someone

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Speaker 1: comes and gets me, who cuddles me and then puts

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Speaker 1: me back, and like I don't have to deal with

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Speaker 1: emails and promotional videos and you know, just complaining about

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Speaker 1: being busy, which is like it's the it's it's a

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Speaker 1: gift honestly. But yeah, there was like now that you

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Speaker 1: as soon as you said his world is so small,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh that was the feeling I had

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Speaker 1: last night watching your your cat as you filmed it

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Speaker 1: through the crate. I was just like, God, that looks

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Speaker 1: so nice. Do you ever want to be an animal,

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Speaker 1: like a caged animal like I? Do you ever get

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Speaker 1: jealous of animals and how simple their lives are? Just

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Speaker 1: from I guess I'm I'm projecting a lot onto them.

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Speaker 1: They might be miserable, you don't know, right, Like it depends,

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Speaker 1: like I would definitely want to be my own pet

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Speaker 1: because I definitely give them a better life than I

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Speaker 1: give myself sometimes. I know. That's the thing. It's like

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Speaker 1: I it depends on who your owner is. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean most animals. You know, if you're we're going odds here.

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Speaker 1: If you're born into like any kind of animal, let's

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Speaker 1: exclude humans, chances are your life is going to be

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Speaker 1: pretty rough unless you are the pet of a good person.

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Speaker 1: This morning, um, I came back from I woke up

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Speaker 1: and went to get Starbucks like I always do, and

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Speaker 1: then Andrew was also waking up at the same time,

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Speaker 1: so he was getting Starbucks. He recently got the mobile up,

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Speaker 1: and so he's very excited about it and ordering like

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Speaker 1: right away, and he just he he can't wait for me,

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Speaker 1: Like he's walking a little bit faster. There's something that

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Speaker 1: really grates on my nerves when someone is eager and

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Speaker 1: like and just they instead of just going like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm really hungry, I'm just gonna go ahead, Like I

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Speaker 1: just want people to like honor their feelings instead of

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Speaker 1: trying to accommodate to you and making you feel like

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Speaker 1: you need to. Then, because I couldn't work, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: rush because Luigi has to like smell everything, and I

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Speaker 1: don't like to pull him away from smells because it's

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Speaker 1: like them finishing a book or a movie, and sometimes

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Speaker 1: they want to shoot on the movie, just like you know,

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Speaker 1: the Doctor. The Drumming documentary on Netflix I watched at

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Speaker 1: Jen my assistant, was like, You've got to see this

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Speaker 1: drumming documentary. I've watched it three times. I love it.

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Speaker 1: It's like, it's not so much about drumming, is about

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Speaker 1: a love of music. And I was really bored um

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Speaker 1: and abandoned that smell. But um to teach their own

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Speaker 1: and to to my own is not a documentary about people.

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Speaker 1: And they do this whole thing about women drummers and

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Speaker 1: how like people think they can't drum but look at

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Speaker 1: them go and it just feels so I just hate,

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Speaker 1: you know. Obviously I pointed everyone towards Hysterical the documentary

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Speaker 1: to Like I never thought of myself as a female

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Speaker 1: comic instill until people started saying that all the time.

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Speaker 1: I just was like, and yes, I compared myself to

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Speaker 1: women before men in comedy and in everything else. But

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Speaker 1: I think that's because everyone makes such a big deal

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Speaker 1: about like, you're a woman in comedy. I don't usually

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Speaker 1: we what drew you to drumming? Because it's such a

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Speaker 1: thing boys do, And then they let these women drummers

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Speaker 1: drum with flee or like the um what's his name

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Speaker 1: was just like, so like a make a wish for

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Speaker 1: just be good on their own and not have this

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Speaker 1: like story where we follow these women. The rest of

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Speaker 1: it was about like male drummers and how fucking awesome

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Speaker 1: they are, and here's the history and here's footage from

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Speaker 1: the sixties, and then it's like these two modern day

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Speaker 1: women like and I guess it's important to show women

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Speaker 1: that you can be drummers too, But there's something about

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Speaker 1: like the plight of the woman drummer. I was just like,

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Speaker 1: I'm just treat them normally. Just put him in the

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Speaker 1: documentary without it being the side piece. That's like can

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Speaker 1: she drum with the drummer from Red Hot Chili Peppers. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Andrew was like rushing to get his coffee and his

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Speaker 1: and I was just like, just go ahead, just go

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Speaker 1: and and then he he got my coffee for me

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Speaker 1: that I ordered for myself, and you know, handed it

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Speaker 1: to me in a way like he went inside, well,

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Speaker 1: And then he came out with my drink too, because

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Speaker 1: it was already on the thing ready to go, and

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Speaker 1: handed it to me in a way that he like

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Speaker 1: bought it for me, which was, I gotta be honest,

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Speaker 1: you walked fifteen feet with it, but you didn't get it.

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Speaker 1: But maybe maybe I'm reading into that. I'm in a

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Speaker 1: little bit of a mood today. The apartment is messy.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing to do about it. I have to accept

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Speaker 1: living in filth rejecting is something else. Leaving the apartment,

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Speaker 1: want to spend money on a I already spend money

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Speaker 1: then I end up cleaning. It's just it's hard to

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Speaker 1: And I know that people relate to this withever situation

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Speaker 1: I got groceries last night and I asked him on

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Speaker 1: and like he, I go, do you want anything? I

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Speaker 1: Wolf Foods, and um he was like, oh, you know stevia,

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Speaker 1: him groceries all the time, um, and there's no talk

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Speaker 1: I doing this as a like a lot of times

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Speaker 1: I do buy him stuff like and I'm just don't

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Speaker 1: and the mango slices, I know he's going to take

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Speaker 1: that as like a a passive aggressive like like venmo

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Speaker 1: invoices are sometimes passive aggressive. It's like all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he thought it was a gift.

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Speaker 1: What do I do? Do I ask? Do I tell

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Speaker 1: him like, hey, by the way, last night, UM, I'm

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Speaker 1: about the invoice, and I bet you anything, this will

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Speaker 1: be yours response, okay, okay, Like it's gonna be like

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Speaker 1: doing something wrong. When I didn't do anything wrong. And

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Speaker 1: then I'm thinking about like the delivery, when I've had

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Speaker 1: So that's the bottom line. But I don't want my

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Speaker 1: to UM taking care of his needs. Right, there's like

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Speaker 1: If he was just responsible for making sure that his

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Speaker 1: emotional baggage that comes with an anxious, hungry person who

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Speaker 1: then has waited too long. I mean, why don't men

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Speaker 1: understand they're gonna be hungry later? Like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: a single man who prepares and advanced and sorry in

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Speaker 1: advance for being hungry. They just are not hungry now,

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Speaker 1: snacks for the road trip. No, I'm not hungry. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well the road trip is going to be. It's just

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Speaker 1: that kind of thinking. I just don't think I'm meant

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Speaker 1: to be a partner with a man. I just can't.

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Speaker 1: That's why Snickers were invented, and that's why Snickers guys

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Speaker 1: love like but that's true though, Like anyone becomes cranky

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Speaker 1: when they don't have food, and then I have to

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Speaker 1: deal with that around, you know, like the opening cabinets,

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Speaker 1: being like, um, what are these? Like a gift that

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Speaker 1: I'll be like are these good? And I'm like, this

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Speaker 1: poor guy has to eat these weird jelly fruits that

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Speaker 1: no one wants because he just because I went to

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Speaker 1: I went to Whole Foods without asking him if he

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Speaker 1: wants something? Can I give you, um, like a suggestion? Sure?

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Speaker 1: Because I think this is something. This has happened with

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Speaker 1: and then we ended up not being friends after that

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Speaker 1: I really want to get I'm just kidding. It'll have now,

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Um, what if you guys had a

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Speaker 1: like a jar in the kitchen that was the mutual

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Speaker 1: was like it was nice to see that that it

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00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: was the cause of it, because I was like, what's

428
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,880
Speaker 1: going on with me? This is weird. Um, So anyway,

429
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 1: you I go, and I go, it's I go. You're

430
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: gonna be gone a while, I go. I seriously, I

431
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: literally went to It took me thirty seconds because I

432
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: came back in my still have two minutes on it,

433
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: and I said it for three, and so I came

434
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 1: back the new amazing ratio. You just trying to beat

435
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 1: the microwave before you make more things to make you

436
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: put more poop in your body. It's weird. You eat

437
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: a lot of liquids and then comes out solid. And

438
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: I know I always think about if you eat all marshmallows,

439
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,239
Speaker 1: it'll still be poop, They'll still be brown. Like if

440
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 1: you eat that are one color, it's always gonna because

441
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 1: it's an acid. But if you eat beats, red, yeah,

442
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: that's one that's just that's just blood baby. Um yeah,

443
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: if you eat beats and shards of glass, it's weird.

444
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 1: It comes out red. Um. So I asked you, though

445
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you, I just go, I go. Um

446
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: that literally, I go. It took me like thirty seconds.

447
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: Like every time I poop, it's like it just comes

448
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: out so easily. I'm so grateful for it. I was

449
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: kind of bragging because you go in and you need

450
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 1: like a you need a toll story to read. You

451
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: you like story. Oh yeah, you're reading toy story. You

452
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 1: can like do uh you you spend a lot of

453
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 1: time on there, and like you're like sometimes guys like

454
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: set up shop, you know they have like it's just

455
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: it's a place where you get silence. It's like going

456
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: out into the middle of the river. You live alone

457
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: and you have your own bedroom. You can get silence

458
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 1: anytime you want. You actually you have five kids or something,

459
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: and all I grew up with three brothers in a mile,

460
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 1: so it's just a place that it's like going out

461
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: on a lake on a on a little canoe and

462
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: you're fishing and you and there's no rush. You don't

463
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: want to rush, you know what I mean? Oh see,

464
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't like And then like the smell is lingering

465
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: and it's like you're sitting on that's wild. Yeah. Well,

466
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 1: and I think you've gotten like a lap dance before, right,

467
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: I got laid on on a ship. Were you pooping? No? Okay,

468
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 1: so you're sitting on the closed toilet. Um So anyway, Andrew,

469
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: I'm bragging about taking Noah, this is hilarious. I go,

470
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,439
Speaker 1: I'm bragging about like, seriously, mine are so fast, and

471
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: he just goes, do you think? And I go no.

472
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 1: I literally he goes, do you think? And I go no, wait,

473
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 1: let's do it again. You go do you think? And

474
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: then you go I go no, No, I knew you

475
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 1: knew what I was going to say. And I go,

476
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you were going to say. You're

477
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 1: easier to read than a toy story book. You I

478
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna say. And he goes, what do

479
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: you think I was gonna say? I think you were

480
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 1: going to say, do you think because you have been

481
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: a lot of anal it just comes on out? And

482
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: the answer is no, No, it's not that. But I've

483
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: always taken crazy though to think that a poop could

484
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: come out easier if you're loosening up your butt a

485
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: good amount more than a regular or not al. Yeah,

486
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: that that actually is a good point, Like, I um,

487
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 1: I mean it's not wild to think that those two

488
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: could be connected, that you're training your butthole for a poop. Yeah,

489
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: I I just don't think it's not just like falling

490
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: out of my ass though, And I think that's what

491
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: so many people think about people that do anals, like

492
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: they just constantly have to have were diapers because poop

493
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: is sliding out of their asks because they have so much. Yeah,

494
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: it's like stretched you out. It's just like it's like

495
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: your your assholes like a rubber band, like and we've

496
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: all taken dumps that are way bigger than dicks. So

497
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: if that came out of your butt, your but would

498
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: then be you know, so so stop this kind of

499
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: narrative of like, oh, she's so loose, and even guys

500
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: say it about pussy. Um, your your pussy can be

501
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: insanely loose and never have sex. Yeah, oh yeah. I

502
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 1: have friends who have just like really like cavernous vaginas

503
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 1: that are super tiny people, but they like can't they

504
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: Just my one friend, whenever she does an inversion in

505
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 1: yoga class, her pussy just like sucks up all the air,

506
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: like yoga mats start getting like sucked into it. It's

507
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: like and then when she comes down from it, every

508
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: single time, she can't help it because she's like, I

509
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 1: don't know why, it just sucks it up because I can't.

510
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: It's just open already. And she's not like some like

511
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 1: flavor at horror, you know what I mean. It's so funny, Yeah,

512
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 1: like a black hole. I love just picture and everyone like, no,

513
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: oh my god. Um. So, we have a couple of

514
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: things to show you that we got submitted from people,

515
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: and I wanted to bring you into the conversation about

516
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: it because it does involve what we're already talking about.

517
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: We got um can we talk about it right now? Well,

518
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: we're doing fanther X later on, but these are like

519
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: special ones, um that we got submitted. Uh, This comes

520
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: from one of our listeners. She said, Nikki, I'm so

521
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: sorry to bother you, but I'm seeing a new guy

522
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 1: who loves to go down on me. But it I

523
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: cannot suck his dick because for one, I'm bad at it,

524
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: and for two, his dick is a monster. Like. It's

525
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: like trying to suck a ten inch fist. I got

526
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: it one third in my mouth and my eyes watered.

527
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,400
Speaker 1: L M a O. I'm trying to remember the over

528
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: the bed position you talked about that allows you to

529
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: suck dick better, but I cannot picture what that looks like.

530
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: Help or any helper tips, please? What is that position?

531
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: So that is one where you lay on your back

532
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 1: and you put your head off the bed so that

533
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: your mouth and throat are lined up in a like

534
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: a straight line. Like it's just all like like you

535
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: were sort of swallowing a sword. That's not going to

536
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: help though with a fist, Like even if I did that,

537
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: a fist couldn't still fit in my mouth then down

538
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: my throat because you have some sort of capacity. I

539
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: would ask him what other women have done or what

540
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: what he wants from you. I would also invest in

541
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: a cock sleeve. Which would cover a big part of

542
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: like a girl see one that you can find online,

543
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: a lot of lube and a cock sleeve so that

544
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: you can have something that will give you the tightness

545
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: that isn't just your hands, because if you're bad at it,

546
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: like you're saying you're you're probably insecure about how tight

547
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: to squeeze, what to do, and like a cock sleeve

548
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: with lube will cover the first like four inches of

549
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: it and you can just do that and then use

550
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: your mouth with the other part. I would also watch

551
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: a lot of snake videos. If you ever see a

552
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: snake eat a deer, they could really and then die

553
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: when it pops through your neck. Never see that when

554
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: a snake just like it breaks inside of it because

555
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: it's too big and like punctures through the snake. I

556
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: wonder if this girl is bad at sucking huge cock

557
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: or like all cock, because I mean, I think she's

558
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: probably bad at all, yeah, or she thinks she's bad.

559
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: I mean, what are some tips. I think what else

560
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: he could do is wanting blow him when he saw

561
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,239
Speaker 1: off because he'll get hard. No, I know, I'm just

562
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: making a few end but I don't know. I mean, yeah,

563
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: I think you have a good point, though, I think

564
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: get your hands involved. Try to make your hands kind

565
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,479
Speaker 1: of a mouth as well, and then stay around the

566
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: tip come off of it. Some I always like that,

567
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: let the dick breathe a little bit, switch it up.

568
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: This one has lungs of its own, so let it breathe. Yeah, yeah,

569
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: he has his own blue with yeah. But no, but

570
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: I think like there's something to be said about you know,

571
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: paying ask him what he likes, uh, be have an

572
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: open dialogue, joke about it, be like the thing is

573
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: there's I know, I know it's either said and blown.

574
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: But I think like just just just talk to him,

575
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: be like, look, you've got a monster penis. Let's have fun.

576
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Whatever your concerns are, it's because

577
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: he has a huge dick. If no guy is gonna

578
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: have a problem discussing that, or maybe he isn't secure

579
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: about it, because some guys are like, you know, there's

580
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: some dicks. If that is as big as like it

581
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: looks like a fist like that big, that would intimidate

582
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: a lot of women and make women scared. So maybe

583
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: he does have some hang ups about it, and you

584
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: can hang um your laundry on it and to dry.

585
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: I mean she could take out some teeth. I mean,

586
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's always that. There's just there's actual apparatus,

587
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: psigh apparati that you can buy. I think that I

588
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: just want to empower women because I'm I'm almost talking

589
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: to myself at a younger age of like how do

590
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: I I would always hear, like just incorporate lube, incorporate

591
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: a cock sleeve, do different, Like it's like these things

592
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: are hard, like to just go hold on, I'm gonna

593
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: go get in my person and like open a package

594
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: that you bought. That's like a weird thing. But I

595
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: don't think guys are going to be that turned off

596
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: if you are, Like I heard this girl talk about this.

597
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying it out. I don't know what I'm doing,

598
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: but let's just give it a world and just use

599
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: a fucking ton of lube and just give his penis

600
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: a massage with your uh, with your hands, like just

601
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: go buck well, do what you want to do and

602
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: see how that goes, and just even tell him like

603
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: because then that takes the onus off of you trying

604
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: to do good for him. Just say, can I just

605
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: do what I want to do so then if it's bad,

606
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: it's because you're just having fun and you don't have

607
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: to take you don't have to take so much um

608
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: blame if it's not good, you know, because you're not

609
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: trying to please him, you're doing it for yourself. So

610
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: I think that's a way to and the guy will

611
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: be really turned on by a girl being like, I

612
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: just want to do this, And even if it's not good,

613
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: Guys love when you're so fascinated and like happy doing

614
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: what you're doing that your enthusiasm can be as hot

615
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: as if you were really skillful. So if you phrase

616
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: it like, hey, can I just do what I want

617
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: to do to this thing? And just do whatever you

618
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: want to do. Also, don't worry about like I think

619
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: there's a fear of like if I bring out lube

620
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: or if I bring out a cox leeve, he's gonna

621
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: be like, how many guys have you fun where you

622
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: feel comfortable doing this? You could be very open sexually

623
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,239
Speaker 1: and and and not be a horror or whatever how

624
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: you think you'll be perceived. But what but you But

625
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: you're saying that as someone who in like I don't

626
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: know five years ago would have had those thoughts about

627
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: it bring about So what could she have said that

628
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,239
Speaker 1: would make because you would have just thought that they

629
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: could have lied to me and said I had a

630
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: huge cock to start. Um, No, no, no, but I think,

631
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: like I think I wasn't ready then, I mean, yeah,

632
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: there is something to like. So what if this guy

633
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,959
Speaker 1: isn't ready to hear that, it's going to judge her

634
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: and think she's a slot because she has lube and stuff.

635
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: What maybe he's not the right guy then, I don't know.

636
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: And then would you have you didn't deserve to hook

637
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: up with anyone they would have had loub Maybe maybe

638
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: if I was being a fucking ignorant idiot, Yeah, maybe

639
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: I don't deserve good pussy because I'm a fucking dickhead. Yeah,

640
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: and and insecure that it means this girl. Yeah, and

641
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: even if she has sucked a ton of dude, you

642
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: fucked a ton of girl, Stop sucking. And you can

643
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: always say that I have this lube. I don't. I've

644
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: never bought this stuff. This is new for me. I mean,

645
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: if that's that's probably would be sincere. Honestly, you can

646
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,239
Speaker 1: just say this girl that I listened to a lot

647
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: suggested that this has changed her sex life to just

648
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,719
Speaker 1: dump loop, like go through so much lube it's insane.

649
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: And I never used lube before ever. Ever, the other day,

650
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: I was like looking up in a situation where there

651
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: was no lube in sight, and I just didn't even

652
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: want to do it because I'm like, I don't want

653
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: to go back to using spit or like my own wetness,

654
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't that's good. But it's lube. It doesn't.

655
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: It's it doesn't make me feel insecure anymore. It doesn't

656
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: make me feel like I'm an old dry woman. It's

657
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: like everyone should be using it. It makes it's like,

658
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: um god, it's like a swimming pool when you are

659
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 1: used to swimming in the lakes and you're like, I

660
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to go in swimming pool. It's artificial and

661
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: like it's just it makes everything feel safe and and

662
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about what lurks beneath. It's like, well,

663
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: swimming pools are still they're yeah, they're not a lake

664
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 1: and natural, but I would say I would argue they're better. Look,

665
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: I think it nailed it on that one. I mean,

666
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if I nailed it, but it's pretty

667
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: good one, pretty good now a great natche um. I

668
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: think like, uh yeah, I open dialogue always. Just I

669
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: really think I swear to you even if you're maybe

670
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: you talk about it when you're not fucking like, don't

671
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: make it. It's kind of like when you have Thanksgiving

672
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: dinner with the family and there's so much build up

673
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: because you're actually having these like insanely intense conversations. Wow

674
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: at the most uh you know, insane time. Maybe talk

675
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 1: about it when you're watching fucking Kenny Powers or whatever

676
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: on TV and be like, I don't know, I was

677
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: listening to Nikki Glazer podcast and I'm really horny right now.

678
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: But before we get you know, go in you say,

679
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 1: just be like, do you know what I bought earlier today?

680
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: I know this is really weird, but I like I

681
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: was thinking about you. Just say you were thinking about him,

682
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: like yeah, and just say like this is a like

683
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: you can you can do horse things and kind of

684
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: just put them on me, say that I suggested that

685
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: you do them, and it's true, you know, like we

686
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 1: all have to explore these things. No one just goes

687
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: into using these toys like there's always has to be

688
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: a first step. No, one is just like a just

689
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: right out of the gate. Oh, I've been using this

690
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,240
Speaker 1: all along, Like you have to take that first step

691
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: and I just trust me. I wish I would have

692
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: incorporated loubs so much earlier. Oh yeah, sorry. When going

693
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: into like a sex toy store, like uh or like

694
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: you know whatever, like New York, they're on every corner,

695
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: so it doesn't it really does like normalize it. And

696
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 1: I know if there's only like one in your town,

697
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird. You don't you want to put

698
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: on like a mustache and like fake a fake nose

699
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: to go in there. But there is something about going

700
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 1: together as a couple and it's fun, it's exciting. It's

701
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: like I don't know, it's like a rush to go

702
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: in and pick out things that might feel good. It's

703
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: an adult toy store, like I so go together and

704
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: make it maybe. And this is for all the men

705
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 1: out there, like if your dick is like if a

706
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: girl is having trouble getting it in her or like

707
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: it is like oh and like isn't first of all

708
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: lube second, well, you guys don't underst san that when

709
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: you give us clitoral like orgasms or like do stuff

710
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: on the outside. It want. It loosens us up to

711
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: accept things. So when people are trying anal out of nowhere,

712
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: start with a finger. Make sure she comes a lot

713
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: from the front first. Like sometimes if I'm having trouble

714
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: like accepting that thing in my body or in some way,

715
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, I haven't come enough, Like I need to

716
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: be relaxed, and like let my body relax. Like starting

717
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: off with penetration with no other like four plate is

718
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: so important, and it's not just like a little light

719
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: fingering outside the jeans, and like just because she's wet

720
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: doesn't mean she's ready for like her, like your body

721
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: like opens up in a way and relaxes, and the muscles,

722
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: all the tense muscles relax that are causing you pain

723
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: when you've come a couple of times from other stuff.

724
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: And just wait for she says, for until she says

725
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: to put it in. How about that. Let's just wait

726
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: until she's like, please put your dick in me. Then

727
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: you have consent and you know she's ready. Boom, Let's

728
00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 1: get to the news. It's scary at and it's so upsetting.

729
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you. The face he's making at

730
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: me is such a bummer. It's judgmental. No, it's it's

731
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: he's he definitely is not feeling me today. It's such

732
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: a weird Look. Okay, what's the news today, Andrew oh Man.

733
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: First of all, I hope you're having all the swells

734
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: out there. It's the weekend almost, you know what I mean?

735
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: And uh, you know, I hope you have a good

736
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: time out there. Go out on the lake, take a

737
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: long ship, have anal sex. If he has a monster cock,

738
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: maybe just bangs the back of your shoulder blades and

739
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: you put them together. Oh yeah, something hot. Okay, that's

740
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: a new one. We're gonna be in Charlotte. By the way,

741
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: we have a second in Charlotte. Well, Orlando is selling well,

742
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: Charlotte selling well. We got a second show in Charlotte.

743
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: We need Charlotte to step up because that second second

744
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: show is going to be very intimate otherwise, but that

745
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: could be fun too. So if you're in the Charlotte area,

746
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: you want to take a road trip in Charlotte. On

747
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: my website, you can get tickets. That's gonna be a

748
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: spe soul show because it's the first one sold really

749
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: well and the second ones like more of like a

750
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: black box theater amount of people, which I'm happy to do.

751
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: My agents called me and said, do you want to

752
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 1: cancel it? Because we don't want you to feel sad?

753
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I don't care. I've I've

754
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: performed for just four rooms so much in my goddamn life.

755
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: And they go. My my manager goes, this is really

756
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: a breath of fresh air because we have so many

757
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: like I want to say, men, but it is men

758
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: who are so insecure that they can't handle performing for

759
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: a crowd that's half sold. I don't care if I

760
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,479
Speaker 1: don't take it personally. Even if it is personal, I don't.

761
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 1: So it's for you to get ready for your thing.

762
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: And they go, do you want to cancel? And go no,

763
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: I need I need to do. I need to do sets.

764
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: And I think sets on the weekend where we're gonna

765
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: have a blast. It's gonna be fine. And I guarantee

766
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 1: you no no offents to the first show. We'll give

767
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: it our all in the second show. I'm just letting

768
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 1: everyone really want people to go, don't discourage. I thought

769
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: it was okay, what's the first thing? Okay? A New

770
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: York City Gale felt bad canceling the first date during

771
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: Hurricane Ida because the guy wanted to go, only to

772
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: have an awkward date because the guy was not talkative.

773
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: So this girl in New York City, Hurricane Ida's hitting,

774
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: there's flooding. Stop doing things because you feel bad. Stop

775
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: doing things because you feel bad. Stop doing things just

776
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: because you feel bad. I got you gotta stop. Guys,

777
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 1: you gotta stop. And I know it's hard, that thing

778
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: of like, but I'll feel bad, but they might feel

779
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: this way. It's like if you are not, if you're

780
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 1: not maliciously, if you're not, if you're canceling something because

781
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: you don't feel like it, you're nervous, you got social anxiety.

782
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: There's a fucking weather event that might you know, take that.

783
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: You know the subway stations flooding, you might die on

784
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: the way to it. There's stop this and especially don't

785
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 1: start off. That's not this foot you want to start

786
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 1: off on a date? Is doing something because you feel

787
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 1: about it. Now, let me say, keep your word. Your

788
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: words should be bond gold bond. Your words should remember

789
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: your keep your word, like when you say you're going

790
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: to do something, but you know, when there's something like Ida,

791
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: or you're really sick, or you just even if you

792
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,959
Speaker 1: just don't want to, you're not going against your word.

793
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: At that point, you're allowed to cancel things. And and

794
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: I promise you when you were doing something just to

795
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: be nice or because I feel bad. My mom says

796
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: that all the time, NICKI, I have to do this

797
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: because I already feel bad. Oh that's well, you're let

798
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: me tell you, you're gonna feel bad if you do

799
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: things against your will. You're raping yourself everyone. And I

800
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: know that's a harsh term, but like when you do.

801
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: When I used to have sex with guys in the

802
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: morning after I woke up from a drunken night where

803
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: I had slept with them because I was drunk, and

804
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: in the morning we were both sober, and they wanted

805
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: to have sex again because they were into it and

806
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: had morning and they had been into it even when

807
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: they were drunk or not drunk, and now they wanted

808
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: again in the morning. And I don't like this person

809
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: at all, but I do it because I feel bad

810
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: because if I don't want to, then he'll know I

811
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: don't really like him and he's horny, and I'll feel bad,

812
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: so i'd have sex with him. I was raping myself

813
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: with his body. It was me betraying me. And I

814
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: tell you that kind of stuff, and that's an egregious example.

815
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: But when you do things that you don't want to

816
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: do for other people, you're putting people other people first,

817
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: they don't win in the end because you're lying to them.

818
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: So you're being dishonest, and you betray yourself in a

819
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: way that it feels the same as like someone you

820
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: love betraying. You're supposed to love yourself, So stop going

821
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: against your natural instincts. This morning, when you wanted to

822
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: go get your coffee, I'm like, just go get it.

823
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: But you felt bad because you you thought I wanted

824
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: it to be like you're walking fast. You're walking, Oh,

825
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 1: you're hurrying up onto the airplane. But that's so then

826
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: you tell him man that so then he slows down

827
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: for you, and then you say you can speed up.

828
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: I'm all over the place, don't you see what I'm saying. Yeah,

829
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 1: it annoys me when you speed onto the plane when

830
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: there's it's not going anywhere and we're all having a conversation.

831
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: Was having anxiety. I wasn't feeling good. Okay, Well that's

832
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: what you can say you can say I'm having anxiety,

833
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't feel good. I just want to go on,

834
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: and then it's like, okay, it's done. I know I

835
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: probably said that, and this morning you can go, I'm

836
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: really hungry. I just want to get it. Is it

837
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: okay if I go ahead? Yeah? Like, I know you're

838
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: scared of my response on that, but I it doesn't

839
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: feel good to meet when you sacrifice what you want

840
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: to do for me because you're scared of me, and

841
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how to give you license. I just

842
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: always want to say, like I always go, you can go.

843
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: It's like, because when I got on the plane, you

844
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: were not chill about it. I was just I was

845
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: just like, why you said it? You said it more

846
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: than once though. You got back on the plane and

847
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,919
Speaker 1: you're like you had just like like just you don't

848
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: see it, but you were like someone had to hurry

849
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: to be on the plane. Oh, you had to hurry.

850
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: But I just wanted an answer for it. I go,

851
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: you know, I kept saying, why, what's the rush? And

852
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: if you would have said I just want to sit

853
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: down and be on my phone, that would answer it

854
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: for me. But instead it was like do you think

855
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: they're gonna leave without you. You're they're not think that.

856
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: I didn't think that. First of all, I said, I

857
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: got playing, Okay, So anyways, back to this story. Yeah,

858
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: she was going rock climbing right that, So she told herself, well,

859
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: I like rock climbing. She's a trainer, so at least

860
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: it's like partly for her. She got there to guide

861
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: in and pay for her. She was waiting for him

862
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:32,280
Speaker 1: to pay. Anyways, these people, I cannot believe these people exist,

863
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: Just like these men that and who keeps pushing for

864
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 1: the girl to come during a hurricane, like the guy

865
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: that is horny and thinks he's going to get a

866
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 1: guy that has not come in a while. It's like oh,

867
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: and uh, and and the and and the guy that's

868
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 1: really capable of making someone feel bad. And that girl

869
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: probably has parents that used to make her feel bad

870
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: about her feelings, so she thinks her feelings don't matter.

871
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: And that's what I mean. I relate to it, like

872
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 1: my parents didn't make me feel bad about my feelings,

873
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: but they didn't honor them. So I always questioned, like,

874
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: if I feel something, it's probably wrong and the other

875
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: person's feelings are more valid than mine, and I should

876
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 1: just change my feelings to them. Yeah you should, because

877
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,919
Speaker 1: I just told you to feel that way, and that's

878
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: an okay feeling. Next story, Yeah, we both are like that,

879
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: and I get into that's like the I get into

880
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: we both I can take advantage of that with you,

881
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: uh my, like it's a bad thing about me. And

882
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: I just think, like if I if at that point,

883
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 1: maybe I should sometimes just shut the funk up or

884
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 1: just be honest and say, I just want to be

885
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 1: on the plane. I did say that, though, No you didn't.

886
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: You were just like, I don't know. I just I

887
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, that's me going, I just want to

888
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: be on the plane. To my in my head, next time,

889
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: I'll cross my eyes and go I just wanted to

890
00:45:53,960 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: shit out, all right, Olivia, And this baby helps save

891
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: me from myself. I couldn't watch him on something. I

892
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: didn't watch it. Did you watch what? I heard a

893
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: lot of people talking about it. What what? What do

894
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: we Why couldn't you watch it? That's a great question. Um,

895
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't want to be on the plane.

896
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: That's want to be on my phone and night. Um,

897
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: let me really dig into that. Let me really dig

898
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: into that I am jealous. Okay, so you're jealous of

899
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: his fame or no, no, no, no, no, I am

900
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 1: um there's a jealousy factor of this person. Um yeah, John,

901
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: Like men get to get away with so much more

902
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 1: than women. And not that I'm saying he should be

903
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: canceled for what he's done or or whatever happened. Like

904
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: clearly he was struggling with something and he's someone I know,

905
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: so I don't want I don't want anyone to ever

906
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: be canceled. But when I see men getting treated in

907
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: a way that women in the same position, I think

908
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: would not be treated for these actions, and the way

909
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: that Olivia Mann is kind of being more demonized in

910
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 1: this situation than he might be, Not that I think

911
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: either of them should be. Because you can't help who

912
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: you fall in love with. You can't help what you're

913
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: addicted to. You can't help when a baby is conceived

914
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: and when it's not, or when you fall out of

915
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: love with your I don't blame anyone for any of

916
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: that stuff. I just hate how much, you know, celebrity culture,

917
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: people that are obsessed with celebrities. This goes back to

918
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: the machine gun cal relationships I learned is when like

919
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: you feel a connection with a celebrity, like they're your friends.

920
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean Olivia Munn And I'm just going

921
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: off of I have a lot of anxiety or a

922
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 1: lot of aggression about this stuff, pent up from reading

923
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: the Subredditt du Moi, which is just like these nasty,

924
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: mean celeb uh obsessors that have a lot of opinions

925
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: and just you know, have have dragged her through the

926
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: mud countless times where I kept I have to just

927
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: get through the mud. I just have to get off

928
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: the I have to exit the thing, because I just

929
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: go There's nothing I could say that would get through

930
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: to these people to ever sympathize with this woman or

931
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: to actually like they'll they'll just cite things she's done

932
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: in the past that I think are super cool and

933
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: like feminist and like outspoken and herself and because she's

934
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: they're a little bit like slutty or something. You know.

935
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: There was these leaked things that she had written cris Pine,

936
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: like this like photo book where she like had arrows

937
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: pointing to her asking like your dick goes here, Like

938
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: I thought it was so hot and like so funny,

939
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: and these girls are just like you could tell she

940
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: was like a bad person. Even then that disgusted me.

941
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 1: I was turned off of meat. It's just like for you,

942
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: it was a leak by the way, so she didn't

943
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: put this out and even she did, fuck you. And

944
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: then John mulaney is seen as like the boy Wonder

945
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: that they couldn't do any wrong to Georgetown. He's clean cut,

946
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: even though he's told you in his comedy he's not

947
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: that nice of a like he has anger issues, like

948
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: you've seen it in his stand up. But because he

949
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 1: wears a tie and parked his hair and talented, talented,

950
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 1: and his comedy is mostly clean and accept accessible to

951
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: the masses, people just don't want to put it on

952
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: in it. But people were very upset with him because

953
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: he went out of character. It goes back to the

954
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 1: Trump thing of like, as long as you're an asshole

955
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: across the board, that's who you are. You're an ass

956
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: don't shock me, but you know what I mean, Like Millennia,

957
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: it's like, don't trick me. Like people get mad at that.

958
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: They're like, you, you had me as a good person

959
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 1: and no, you do this one better. People really feeling

960
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: that way about him. Apparently, yeah, apparently that's why he

961
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: went on seth Meyer's essentially because it was Yeah, it

962
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: felt a little pr That's what I heard. It was

963
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: like it was almost like his statement. It felt like

964
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: it was funny. Did he pepper it with jokes? Yes,

965
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: a lot of jokes. Yeah, I would assume so, And

966
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: it was I thought it was. I was I was

967
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 1: conflicted because it was pr e and it was very hones.

968
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with pr by the way, like he

969
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: was trying to make money. You're trying to sell tickets.

970
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: You're trying to explain to the public in a way

971
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: that will make them like you. Again, like I can't

972
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: blame anyone, so no laughter. So like the jokes, like,

973
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: I gotta watch it the truth. I think you'll like

974
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 1: it because it was very it was I love John

975
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: I and I love this side of him that's coming

976
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: out that's like, oh, okay, well, this is this is

977
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: what I've always I don't know John in a way

978
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: that I knew any of this, by the way, like

979
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: I thought, as well as the public, like we're not

980
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: even like he wouldn't call me a friend, like we're

981
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: queen's as we're both comedians and get into each other

982
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 1: and have worked together a lot. And Um, but I

983
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: didn't know this this side of him, but I knew

984
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 1: it from his stand up because like you said, like

985
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: I saw when he told the story of going to

986
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: his doctor to get out here all that, everyone my

987
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: cockles got raised, like this isn't a person who's dabbling

988
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: in Like I knew. He used to drink as a

989
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,720
Speaker 1: kid and he quit and he was like a severe

990
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: drunk when he was a kid, and he was one

991
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 1: of the reasons I had stopped drinking was because I

992
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: want to be as successful as John mulaney. And if

993
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: he quit drinking as soon as he knew what he

994
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: wanted to be, I need to do that now. And

995
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: so when he said he would in that joke where

996
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: he said he went to the doctor to try to

997
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 1: get out of all and then he ended up getting

998
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: like a colonoscar, like he had a finger up his

999
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: butt because he lied or whatever it was. Um that

1000
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: I go, like I can predict divorces a lot of

1001
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: times with men when they start talking their wives, I go,

1002
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: this guy is teetering on something. And the conversation was

1003
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: like it was about the intervention and how even even

1004
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: while the interventions going on, he still had to be

1005
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: the smartest guy in the room, so like they're like, yeah,

1006
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: I already know what you're gonna say. Oh look I

1007
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: know I have a problem. I need help. Like he

1008
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: got ahead of what everyone's letter was gonna be. Yeah,

1009
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: I do that too. Yeah, I know a lot of

1010
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,240
Speaker 1: these things you were saying. I think of you actually

1011
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: with like but then um oh, I just I would

1012
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: be the same way. Yeah, we gotta go to the break.

1013
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: I just want to play one thing as we go

1014
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: to break. This is Caleb sign In, one of my

1015
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: favorite new comics, who did an impression of John Mullaney

1016
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: talking about COVID. This this, this brought me joy because

1017
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: sometimes I attribute so much like Caleb is a brilliant

1018
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: comedian by the way, I asked him to punch up

1019
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: my special Bang, and like he's someone I go to.

1020
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: He's just such a good joke writer. I think he's

1021
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: like the next Millaney, Like his jokes are that kind

1022
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: of dense and thoughtful. And he did an impression of

1023
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: John Mullaney talking about COVID, and it made me happy

1024
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: because it just kind of shows that it's comedy is

1025
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: a formula and you can it's there's Mad Lips sometimes

1026
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: and John Millaney. I'm not taking anything from him, but

1027
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: you can you get into a style and then you

1028
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: can just like it's like Mad Lips Millany too. But

1029
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 1: this is a great this is actually if Mullaney in

1030
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: this bit, you would go this is a classic lady bit,

1031
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: like it's a well written bit. So this is um.

1032
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: This is Caleb sign and s y n An follow

1033
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 1: him on Instagram. Noticed people keep asking you how your

1034
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: COVID was not the disease the time, like it was

1035
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: a long weekend. What is this the first day of school? Oh,

1036
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: I had a great COVID. I learned to cook lasagna

1037
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: and I saw the Grand Canyon. How is your COVID? John?

1038
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 1: You must not be on Twitter because my life exploded

1039
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 1: like I wanted I want that. I want to see

1040
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: John do that, and then I wanted John to go

1041
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: into how his life. I mean, they can't wait for

1042
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: the next John Molany. Special congratulations to the new couple

1043
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: and their baby that is coming. And people speculate the

1044
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: baby might be might come sooner than they are pretending

1045
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: that it's going. Too. Are giving you credit our for

1046
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: for releasing it, and you know what all I Did

1047
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: was released Claire Parker's speculations. So shout out to Claire Parker.

1048
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: And she has an amazing podcast called Celebrity Memoir book

1049
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: Club that you should check out, and you should follow

1050
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,240
Speaker 1: her on TikTok because she has all the celebrity gossip.

1051
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 1: Claire Parker and she's been a longtime friend of the

1052
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: show who I met through you. I love Claire Parker.

1053
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 1: But we'll be right back with our weekly sports moments.

1054
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it. What's our weekly sports moment?

1055
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: Andrew gears Andrew's weekly sports moment. It sounds like we

1056
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 1: redid it to make even more upset. Uh. Let's see

1057
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: here a Clemson football fan inhales tub of mayo, daring Clemson,

1058
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:54,720
Speaker 1: Georgia Duke's Mayo Classic. I mean, this guy a whole

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00:54:55,040 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: jar of mayonnaise, now coming from someone that neo no no, meo.

1060
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: So tell me. Okay, I'm looking at images of this.

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00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: I cannot what is this? Is this yearly thing they do?

1062
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: So people have been known to eat mayonnaise in the

1063
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: stands before this was a Duke Mannise Classic, so sponsored

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00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: by Duke Mannise. Okay, but it's not like the Freedo's

1065
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: Bowl where it's like every year it's like the same

1066
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: sponsor is a Duke Manni's classic. Have you heard of

1067
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: that before? I have not. That used to be a

1068
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 1: sandwich used to make and it was just mayonnaise on

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00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: white bread, right, yeah, Duke. When I got in there,

1070
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: early acceptance stuck um um okay, A lot of people

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00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,320
Speaker 1: I love mayonnaise, right, I couldn't do this. I couldn't

1072
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: eat manonnaise out of a jar. I am, I'm not even.

1073
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,919
Speaker 1: I hate when girls act like, oh, I'm so gross out,

1074
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna bar like vomit in my mouth, Like

1075
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: I am, my stomach is turning in a way. But

1076
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: you do feel that. I feel this one, and I did.

1077
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: I would not have expected that I feel that one,

1078
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: but this. I thought about it one step farther and

1079
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: I go, is there any condiment that can be eaten

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00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: out of a big jar where you would be okay

1081
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: with it? No? But mayonnaise, But that's the grossest. But

1082
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: everyone goes, oh, you couldn't eat a jar. You can't

1083
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: eat a jar of sweet onion sauce that you love

1084
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: that subway? Could you eat? No? You so we could

1085
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: eat we love condiments. Me and you are big condiment heads. Yeah,

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00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: but I condiments alone. The only thing I will lick

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00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: off my finger alone. And I'm serious with this is

1088
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: a one mustard, not even catch up. Catchup needs something

1089
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: with it, I know in that while though we love condiments,

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00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 1: we want to roll around in it. But if it's

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00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: just a condiment, but Manny's I mean that one, I

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00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: I would ab solutely takedown mustard. You know, catch up.

1093
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: Anything in a bucket is going to be disgusting. But mayonnaise,

1094
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: I think tops that it is interesting because I couldn't

1095
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: lick mayonnaise off a knife. Like if I made a

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00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 1: chicken souad sandwich, I got a lot of mayo on

1097
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: the knife, I wouldn't. I wouldn't probably cut your mouth.

1098
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: Maybe it depends if I opened it up. It looks

1099
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: like Luigi is going down on you as he's licking

1100
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: his paw that is where your penis is. I mean,

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00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 1: it's just it's quite a site for sore eyes. Would you?

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00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: Would you what condiment is your like least favorite? And

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00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: would you? I mean you want sour cream? A bowl

1104
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,919
Speaker 1: of sour cream? Thinking it was yeah, but I didn't

1105
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: know the sour cream. Right, So if you put a

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00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: sour cream in a jar that said sour cream, not

1107
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: a huge fan, you put it in a bowl, don't

1108
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 1: tell me. Okay, I would love it. That's different. Yeah, okay,

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00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 1: correct me. I once put mayonnaise on a plum and

1110
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 1: had my sister wait wait what Well we used to

1111
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: do this thing where we would make we blindfold each

1112
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 1: other and make like cont auctions and then make each

1113
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: other eat it. And by we, I mean I would

1114
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: make her because I was an older sister, and so

1115
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: I always went first. And I put mayonnaise on a

1116
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: plum and had her fight into it. This was the

1117
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 1: first Notebook or Shallow may movie. Honestly, I would rather

1118
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: eat a plum with with Timothy Shallowmai's jizz. That was

1119
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: such a hot scene. I just think anyone I would rather.

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00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 1: I would rather chug come that of a man I

1121
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 1: loved than than mayonnaise. I really would um. But I

1122
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: remember I was so angry because she cried and and

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00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: we had like a rule of like no mayonnaise, like

1124
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: mayonnaise is too gross, Like we didn't have a rule,

1125
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: but she knew how much I feared mayonnaise. She wasn't

1126
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: as mannaise verse as I was as a kid, but

1127
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: she hated it and she told my mom and I

1128
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: remember she was crying, and my mom goes, you have

1129
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 1: to eat mayonnaise on a plum two now you have to.

1130
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: And I ran away from home. I remember I go um.

1131
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: I remember running out the front door and going, I

1132
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: don't know where I'm going to sleep tonight, but I

1133
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: will not do that. I will never do that. I

1134
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 1: hate mannise so much. And I ran out and I

1135
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: remember thinking like, this is it, Like I have to

1136
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: run away now because because I knew my mom was serious,

1137
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: like eye for an eye, you know, uh, mannaise plump

1138
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: for a mayonnaise plum, And I was how wrong? How

1139
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: long were you gone for before you came back? And

1140
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: you have to eat them? No? I didn't have to

1141
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: because my mom. My parents were terrible about punishing us.

1142
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: I don't know about in your family, but I mean

1143
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: their threats were taken seriously at first by us, like

1144
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: we'd be like, oh my god, there parents. They just

1145
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: they couldn't stick it because we we just would cry

1146
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 1: to the point where it was just not going to happen.

1147
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: But maybe the cry was the punishment. Yeah, just like

1148
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: the thought that they couldn't make me eat, Like I

1149
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: just felt like, how could you, Mom, Lauren I go.

1150
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: She didn't even bite it. She just licked the mayonnaise

1151
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: and then tore off the the blindfold and saw what

1152
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 1: it was and was like so and um, yeah, so

1153
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 1: long were you gone? You think, probably like fifteen minutes?

1154
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: And then I just circled the neighborhood. You know, I

1155
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: don't know. Every time you run away as a kid,

1156
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: you get to about, I don't know, four hundred feet

1157
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: from the house, and you can like I used to

1158
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 1: pack up my stuff and get and go so many times,

1159
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: but it does eat you. Where you go get kind

1160
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: of hungry. And I've been gone twenty seconds now, I know.

1161
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 1: I think that's a really bad sign if your kids

1162
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 1: keep trying to leave mom and like run away. I

1163
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 1: love the idea of your mom using a Mayo plum

1164
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: for the rest of your whole child, Like you want

1165
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 1: the Maynnaid's plum. Yeah, I'm like, no, Mom, you can

1166
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: tell me I can't go to prom and you can

1167
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 1: take away you know, the screen time. Please don't maybe

1168
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: eat the Mayo plum. I mean their parents have done.

1169
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: I've heard so many terrible things. Melissa each Signor was

1170
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: on Adam Ray's podcast recently. They put up a clip

1171
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: of it and he was talking about like, did you

1172
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: get like punished as a kid, and she was like, oh, yeah,

1173
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: you know my dad would you know, you go to

1174
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: the kitchen and and and pick out a you know

1175
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 1: uh or he'd go it in his closet and we'd

1176
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: hear his belts clinking, And I'm just like, oh my god, baby, Melissa,

1177
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: this isn't as adorable of a story as you think,

1178
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: Like I don't. I really feel so sad for kids

1179
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: that were beating, like you know, punished in these cruel ways,

1180
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: like you know almost um you know intent, there's intent

1181
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: being it, Like when a parent just is like slapped

1182
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: you because you're being a little brat. I'm like, I've

1183
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: been able to forgive my mom for slapping me once

1184
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: because I was a bitch and I deserved it and

1185
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: it was just in the moment. But going to your

1186
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 1: closet and grabbing the belt and being looked get over

1187
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: her son, Oh god, I mean, it's just I'm so

1188
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: sorry to anyone an original to at least you something

1189
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 1: cool like a like a like a step ladder something fun. Yeah.

1190
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: I remember someone telling me that the day his dad

1191
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: hit him, he was just like it was over, Like

1192
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: that just changed everything, Like I just he lost respect

1193
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: for us, dad, Like that's the thing. You lose respect

1194
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: for your parents because you're like this thing that supposed

1195
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,439
Speaker 1: to protect me is now hurt me, and now I'll

1196
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 1: never you can never get that back. So just try

1197
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 1: not to hurt your kids. Okay, let's get to fan Trax.

1198
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 1: It's time for fan Trax. That is our weekly male

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01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: dump where we listen to voice memos and um just

1200
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: d m s and different things from podcast listeners. Uh.

1201
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 1: You can always find the link to leave us a

1202
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 1: voice memo Nikki Glazer pod in our in our bio.

1203
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 1: So let's get to it. No, uh, okay, So the

1204
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 1: first one up is Andre a message from Andre andre W.

1205
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 1: Hey guys, this is Andrea in Connecticut. I've been meaning

1206
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 1: to leave a message of gratitude for you guys for

1207
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: a while now, and finally get into it. I was

1208
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: really bummed when you up ended, but I was so

1209
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: excited when m GP podcast started, especially happy that and

1210
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 1: Squirt Squirt, but work kept alive those are my favorite.

1211
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: I take with me everywhere I go. I'm a fitness

1212
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 1: instructor and a coach, and I drive to work sometimes

1213
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 1: at three thirty in the morning, and I get legitimately

1214
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 1: giddy when I get up and there's an episode downloading.

1215
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: It's the best way to drive in and it's always

1216
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 1: the best way to wake me up on those early days. Um, Noah,

1217
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:33,919
Speaker 1: I think your voice is amazing. I wish you could

1218
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: replace Alexa in Syrie in my life. And Andrew, I

1219
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: feel like you're the Brian red Band of the Nicky

1220
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: Glazer experience. For me. You drove me nuts when you

1221
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 1: first joined and started listening, but now I cannot get

1222
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: enough of the Muttley Dog laugh. And Um, when you

1223
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: finished the intro to the News with you here here first,

1224
01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: it always makes me laugh. Well, Nikki, I have to

1225
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 1: admit I've had a crush on you for years. I

1226
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 1: think you're the best. Please keep doing what you're doing

1227
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: and what makes you happy. Real best. He's will always

1228
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: support you myself especially there's a lot of us out there.

1229
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys for all the swells. Guys are the best. Thanks,

1230
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, thank you, andre Ah. That's so nice. Um, yeah,

1231
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: he sounded cute. He did sound cute. Ainer like like, Hi,

1232
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: I'm Andrea, I'm six. Where do you say he was?

1233
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: We make this work? Yeah? I think I think yeah, yeah,

1234
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: he's into you for sure. I know that feeling though

1235
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 1: of like waking up in the morning being so excited

1236
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: to listen to a thing, Like that's how I feel

1237
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 1: about the Morning Rady Show. I listened to here and

1238
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: that we're gonna be on tomorrow. Actually, you guys want

1239
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: to download the arch app. Um, it's the Arch one

1240
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: oh six five in St. Louis. There's like an app

1241
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: and you can listen from wherever and it's called The

1242
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: Courtney Show. And we're gonna be on tomorrow at like

1243
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: eight am Central Time, which is you know, an hour

1244
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,560
Speaker 1: behind East Coast to or is a head of Pacific. Um.

1245
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, I feel that same way, Like that

1246
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 1: makes me so happy that someone also is like giddy

1247
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 1: at three thirty in the morning when they're headed to work.

1248
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 1: It's like, just that's why I wanted to create this show.

1249
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 1: Like I know that feeling like getting up sucks and

1250
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: like having something to listen to that you're excited about.

1251
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 1: What do you get excited about in the morning, Like

1252
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 1: I get excited to do this show, but I get

1253
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 1: I get excited about coffee. I get excited about my oatmeal.

1254
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,439
Speaker 1: I get excited about Andre. I get excited I'm adding

1255
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 1: him to the list. I get excited about um, you know,

1256
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 1: like the good weather, if I'm gonna walk Luigi, and

1257
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 1: like right now the crisp fall air. It's like summer's

1258
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 1: kind of melting away in this perfect way. What like

1259
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 1: gets you excited to get out of bed? Some days lately,

1260
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: Brenna has been sending me texts right in the morning,

1261
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: like I hope you have a great day, babe, You're

1262
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: great something something positive? Um, which really makes me happy?

1263
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,000
Speaker 1: Or we'll leave like a voice note which I've copied

1264
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: from you where I just saying well and when it's

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01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: not going to get one baby yeah, and stuff like

1266
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: that and set and Maddie's Maddie Weener was telling me

1267
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 1: are are opener this past weekend, was telling me that

1268
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: you were sharing some of the voice memos that you

1269
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 1: and Brenna's shared. She was like, he's so, He's like,

1270
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 1: they're so happy. That's good, Maddie, They're so happy. And

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01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for them, and I was like, yeah,

1272
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 1: I think, God, he hasn't played the memos for me. Yeah, yeah,

1273
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 1: you'd probably stabbed me. And I would just go, these

1274
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 1: are just you should probably keep these for yourself, and

1275
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: which is so nice to you? And then you just

1276
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: because it's like it's just Google Gaga, like like you know,

1277
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 1: John Daddy Drip so so so. Uh that's great in

1278
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 1: the morning, and then I love, uh, I love getting

1279
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 1: an email from Noah with the headlines to choose, although

1280
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 1: it gives me a little anxiety because I want to

1281
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,080
Speaker 1: pick the right ones anxiety, but I guess it just

1282
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 1: makes me feel like I would never know if you

1283
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 1: pick the right ones or not, like by me, you

1284
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 1: want to pick the right ones. I've never won. I

1285
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 1: don't get like that anxious about especially anymore, but like

1286
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: I kind of have an idea. I send back very quickly.

1287
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 1: I don't even read the articles before I go, okay,

1288
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 1: this head works, headline work. I read the articles and

1289
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:23,959
Speaker 1: uh yeah, fishing, but yeah, those two things. Really looking

1290
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: forward to, like golf, like golf, TikTok, like getting back

1291
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 1: to TikTok, Like I look forward to going to bed

1292
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 1: because I say've read it for bed, Like there's certain

1293
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 1: things I like to keep till and I'm so glad that.

1294
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 1: Like when I used to not eat breakfast and used

1295
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: to like starve all day, getting up was hell because

1296
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 1: I was just like, I don't get to look forward

1297
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: to eat, like eating and refueling my body and tasting

1298
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 1: something delicious. You used to have to wait. I used

1299
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 1: to have to like suffer to get it, and now

1300
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,520
Speaker 1: like I get it as soon as I get up,

1301
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: and that will motivate me getting Starbucks. Aren't you excited

1302
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: about that every morning? Or like putting coffee in your body?

1303
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: I mean i was a spinach wrap head, but now

1304
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 1: I'm in a turkey bacon McMuffin uh mood, and yeah,

1305
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: make a good little sandwich over there. We were talking

1306
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 1: about the egg bites and how did they do it?

1307
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: They do it incredible what they do there. And I'll

1308
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: probably have a third coffee right after this that I'm

1309
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 1: looking forward to again. But you sent me that you

1310
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,519
Speaker 1: don't want to do caffeine maybe any Okay, Well that

1311
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 1: all you go. I'll quit if you quit, and I

1312
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 1: want to let you know I'll never quit. Okay, I'll

1313
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: never quit caffeine. It's I just gotta I can't even

1314
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 1: begin to I'm not only thing never. I do have

1315
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: the Alan Carbook for Quitting caffeine. It's on myself when

1316
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: I'm ready, but it's it's seriously, if you want to

1317
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: read about caffeine addiction, I only send it to you

1318
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,519
Speaker 1: so you understand when I say how bad caffeine addiction

1319
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 1: is what it really entails. Because people go, Nikki, it's

1320
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,360
Speaker 1: not as bad as a heroine, uh, you know, withdrawal,

1321
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:48,920
Speaker 1: and it actually it's it's kind of worse, and it

1322
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,280
Speaker 1: last two and a half years, and it's so easy

1323
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 1: to get and it's terrible when they put that in

1324
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 1: on it. But next yeah, we've lost a couple of

1325
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:03,280
Speaker 1: thousand people in the last minute due to that. But uh, Starbucks,

1326
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 1: get it together, Okay. Next up is Ben and funny enough,

1327
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 1: we we talked about this earlier. Hello, NICKI, Noah, and Andrew.

1328
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 1: My name's Ben. I just wanted to give a thank

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01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: you to Nikki and also just a p s A

1330
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:25,720
Speaker 1: to anybody listening. Um, I have like a friends with

1331
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,400
Speaker 1: benefits situation going on with this girl that I met

1332
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 1: on tender like a month ago, and we tried anal recently,

1333
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to give a thank you to

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01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 1: Nikki because, uh, from listening to the podcast, like I

1335
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 1: was so excited, Like I was able to just be

1336
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 1: excited because I felt so prepared, like I had no

1337
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I didn't have any false expectations of

1338
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,960
Speaker 1: what was going to happen. You know, I had the

1339
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:55,240
Speaker 1: lou Brady we used to butt plug um, and I

1340
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: feel like everything was super smoothly. So I was really

1341
01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:01,439
Speaker 1: grateful for that. It was awesome experience. But um, the

1342
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: p s A is something like I never realized, like

1343
01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 1: in porn, is that they have such a strict, like

1344
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: uh regimen for keeping themselves clean, like if you're going

1345
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:18,679
Speaker 1: back and forth from asked to vagina and I didn't

1346
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 1: realize that that's like not something you're supposed to do

1347
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 1: normally because of U T E S and stuff and

1348
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 1: so what we've done it more times since then, and

1349
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 1: recently this girl that I've been seeing t I and

1350
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,639
Speaker 1: so that's just my p s A. UM. I thought

1351
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:38,559
Speaker 1: it was funny though, because Nikki doesn't have vaginal sex,

1352
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,559
Speaker 1: so I guess that's not a problem for her, That's right.

1353
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 1: That's interesting that my fans know that about me. So

1354
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:47,560
Speaker 1: to have someone I don't know say, well, Nikki, you

1355
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,559
Speaker 1: don't have vaginal sex. It's just so funny that that's

1356
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,680
Speaker 1: uh information people have, and I'm glad you have it. Yeah,

1357
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 1: that's that is you forget. Once you go in that hole,

1358
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:00,120
Speaker 1: you can't really go in any other places, not back

1359
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 1: in the mouth, not back in the veg unless you

1360
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:07,400
Speaker 1: have like a wipe of sorts that re you know,

1361
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 1: that takes off any bacteria or you know, um, you know.

1362
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,439
Speaker 1: Now I am in a position where I could do

1363
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 1: that other it could go other places, because honestly, when

1364
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 1: I'm ready to have that kind of sex, that area

1365
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,840
Speaker 1: is cleaner than my mouth. You know what I'm saying,

1366
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 1: Like it's my my asshole should get offended that something

1367
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 1: that has been in my mouth is going in it.

1368
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,600
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, there's more likely to

1369
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 1: be shipped in my mouth than you know, before I

1370
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 1: have Atle's eggs than my assholes scared of getting ginger vitis,

1371
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 1: your asshole. Yeah, I'm flossing daily back there with a thong. Um. No,

1372
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,400
Speaker 1: it's the I will say the anal douche has changed

1373
01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:04,559
Speaker 1: my life and um bread no, uh, what was this? Ben? Ben,

1374
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm you're an anal douche. No, no, no, you're not.

1375
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:10,519
Speaker 1: You're But I'm so glad to hear that, Ben, Thank

1376
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,519
Speaker 1: you so much for That's all I want is like

1377
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:15,280
Speaker 1: people to feel comfortable going into these circumstances, because I

1378
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 1: know how uncomfortable I felt and how long it's taken

1379
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:19,680
Speaker 1: me to get to a place where I finally am

1380
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,560
Speaker 1: like having sex I want to have and I'm not

1381
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:24,200
Speaker 1: being embarrassed about my body or what it does. But

1382
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you like sometimes though, like I you know,

1383
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 1: I'm wanting to hook up and the person is coming

1384
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:34,640
Speaker 1: over and um ducan and douction and ducing and it

1385
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:37,519
Speaker 1: ain't gonna happen like you're supposed to do it till

1386
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 1: the water runs clean like three times and it's well,

1387
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:44,720
Speaker 1: I am thinking about Brad Pitt with long hair when

1388
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:49,160
Speaker 1: it's all happening, Uh, you know, fly fish and just

1389
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 1: flicking that God so uh that's the smell going through

1390
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 1: the room. Um yeah, I mean yeah, the back and

1391
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 1: forth you gotta watch out for. But I'm so glad

1392
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,439
Speaker 1: you're having a good experience. I'm so glad that, Um,

1393
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:10,640
Speaker 1: you just people that I wish in the past, when

1394
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: I have been really like adamant about everyone to try anle,

1395
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:14,280
Speaker 1: I wish I would have come with a lot of

1396
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 1: caveats of like a ton of lube, don't ever do

1397
01:13:17,479 --> 01:13:19,400
Speaker 1: it without loube, do not just rely on your spit,

1398
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:21,719
Speaker 1: and do not just go right in with your penis.

1399
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:25,760
Speaker 1: Start out with plugs, start out with a finger like

1400
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:28,679
Speaker 1: don't especially if you're doing it for the first time.

1401
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 1: Do not and don't feel like a failure if your

1402
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,000
Speaker 1: dick isn't going in and or she's being like it

1403
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 1: hurts like that she shouldn't just be able to accept

1404
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:38,559
Speaker 1: a dick right away in her ask That would be insane.

1405
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:41,439
Speaker 1: And then also to its like I was saying, for

1406
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,880
Speaker 1: your vaginal hole to loosen it up, use a vibrator

1407
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:49,160
Speaker 1: in the front part to get everything else like relaxed. Okay,

1408
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:54,760
Speaker 1: one more to read. Mayonnaise sponsored just throw it out

1409
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 1: in the pus there down there in Shat Carolina, they

1410
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 1: just use I bet do honestly, probably would they do

1411
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:10,040
Speaker 1: down Let's go to final thought. Okay, so the last

1412
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: one is an email from Grace Hey, Nicki, Andrew and Noah.

1413
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,280
Speaker 1: I was scrolling through Reddit and came across a post

1414
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:19,320
Speaker 1: on ask Reddit that said, the last thing you googled

1415
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:22,599
Speaker 1: kills you? How are you going to die? The last

1416
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,800
Speaker 1: two things I googled were the milk Crate Challenge and

1417
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: Bart the Bear heard it here first, Well, that is

1418
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:34,560
Speaker 1: not looking good for you, Grace. Um. I think the

1419
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,120
Speaker 1: guy named Bart is going to challenge you to the

1420
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:41,840
Speaker 1: milk crate and you're gonna or a bear? Like, what

1421
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,880
Speaker 1: does that mean for her? Then? Like, the two things

1422
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:47,280
Speaker 1: you googled are going to kill you together? Well, here

1423
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,320
Speaker 1: it is. If Bart the Bear tries to do the

1424
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,560
Speaker 1: milk Crate Challenge and lands on top of me and

1425
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 1: crushes me to my death, please play a tribute song

1426
01:14:54,600 --> 01:15:01,000
Speaker 1: on guitar on my funeral, Nikki? Will you? You shouldn't

1427
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 1: have done the Great Challenge next to a pair? Um,

1428
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,120
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. And yeah, there's a lot of different ways

1429
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,120
Speaker 1: you could interpret that. Um. Okay, the last things I

1430
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:13,120
Speaker 1: googled I can't even let me just pull this up

1431
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 1: and see. Okay, August lyrics and and uh oh, let's see.

1432
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 1: I want to find a good one. August Lyrics. And

1433
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 1: the thing is I do I do like? Um? Um

1434
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:37,240
Speaker 1: like Uh, what's it called? Private? Private viewing? Private search

1435
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:42,880
Speaker 1: for so much of my stuff? Um? That okay, spreader bar,

1436
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: spreader bar and August lyrics. Let me tell you, and

1437
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 1: bring a spreader bar into my life? Is a really

1438
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:55,680
Speaker 1: changed things? So so August lyrics. Um, I feel like

1439
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:58,679
Speaker 1: you'd be reading the lyrics, you'd get a little emotional.

1440
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,560
Speaker 1: You go, hey, let's bring out this redder bar, and

1441
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,760
Speaker 1: then the spread you'll spread too far and you rib

1442
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 1: your body in a half. Um, that's not possible with

1443
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:09,519
Speaker 1: the spreader bar. But I guess, yeah, you're interpreting. Yeah,

1444
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:12,720
Speaker 1: that's an interpretation of it. I think the spreader bar

1445
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:16,479
Speaker 1: I have on. I Um, I start singing August. The

1446
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:19,120
Speaker 1: guy that's put me in the spreader bar leaves because

1447
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:21,320
Speaker 1: he's so annoyed. I then can't get out of it.

1448
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:25,160
Speaker 1: One of the lyrics is August sipped away like a

1449
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:27,960
Speaker 1: bottle of wine. I decided to start drinking again. I

1450
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:30,519
Speaker 1: have the spreader bar on. I can't walk with it

1451
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,760
Speaker 1: because it keeps my legs spread open. And then I

1452
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:36,240
Speaker 1: fall down some stairs and I and I pass away

1453
01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:40,920
Speaker 1: like August did. That's my interpretation. What about you? My

1454
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:45,360
Speaker 1: last two Google churches was golf stretches, which, okay, what

1455
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:48,880
Speaker 1: we we case close? Yeah? Yeah, how did I kill you?

1456
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:53,760
Speaker 1: I literally just did a stretch. My hips are so tight.

1457
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:56,920
Speaker 1: I went to that stretch place yesterday and uh, they

1458
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 1: stretched for you. They it's great, It's unbel Yeah, it's

1459
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,360
Speaker 1: better than a massage. I honestly would highly recommend it

1460
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:04,800
Speaker 1: to and I did it before I did Dancing with

1461
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:07,160
Speaker 1: the Stars. I went to um like massage Envy. One

1462
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:09,599
Speaker 1: of their packages was just stretching. And then what you think?

1463
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:11,439
Speaker 1: Because I wanted to learn how to do the splits.

1464
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:13,840
Speaker 1: The guy was not good at it. I need to

1465
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:17,440
Speaker 1: go to what is it? Stretchy It's called stretching and cryotherapy.

1466
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go. I want to go get

1467
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 1: stretched out. I want to learn how to do the

1468
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 1: splits really bad. And I think that that's just about

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Speaker 1: stretching those muscles. So was it painful in a great way.

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Speaker 1: It's painful for me, it won't be as painful for

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01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:33,599
Speaker 1: you me. They literally go, okay, tell me when to stop.

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01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,040
Speaker 1: I got to stop, you know what I mean? And

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01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 1: then they get a little bit further. Yeah, and then

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01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,439
Speaker 1: you go against my favorite part and they go farther

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01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,120
Speaker 1: and then they go against it, and then farther and

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01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:46,599
Speaker 1: then against it, and that when they go breathe out

1477
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,559
Speaker 1: and breathe in, because when you breathe out, for some reason,

1478
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 1: when you exhale, you can take it more. It was

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01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:53,840
Speaker 1: interesting to talk to me like really that much like

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01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,040
Speaker 1: she didn't want to have conversation. I could feel it,

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01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:58,640
Speaker 1: and at first I was, really, you can feel that

1482
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,160
Speaker 1: friends with me where you want to be. It's like, no,

1483
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:05,880
Speaker 1: just sucking, like she's just wants to stretch me. I

1484
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,320
Speaker 1: love when people just don't want to talk. I know.

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01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,759
Speaker 1: Usually I do like that too. They're in a massage,

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01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,120
Speaker 1: but for some reason, because the lights are on, it

1487
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:21,240
Speaker 1: feels very conversational environment. It's not like otherwise it's just going, Yeah,

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01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:24,800
Speaker 1: you just wanted to You almost wanted to defray the

1489
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:27,200
Speaker 1: tension that you felt, not only in your legs, but

1490
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 1: like feeling so tight and like, let's joke about how

1491
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,479
Speaker 1: tight I am. We should do crowd therapy too, though,

1492
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,840
Speaker 1: I think we might like it. Yeah, I would try it.

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01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm a little scared of it. I mean it's funny

1494
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:40,479
Speaker 1: they go, well, three minutes you spend in there, and

1495
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 1: it's like very very cold. Yeah, and they go just

1496
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,439
Speaker 1: waitful to see the money. That's true, we'll give you

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01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 1: the money back. Like some people go in there and

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01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,360
Speaker 1: literally after five seconds they go nope. It's like those

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01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:54,760
Speaker 1: those challenges at a restaurant. If you eat it all,

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01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:56,640
Speaker 1: you don't have to pay for it. But in this one,

1501
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:58,200
Speaker 1: if you don't eat it all, it's like a movie.

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01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 1: If you leave early, you get your money back. Yeah.

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01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 1: So it's kind of cool that they'll give you the money.

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01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:04,679
Speaker 1: That's really nice. Be down for that. I recommended because

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01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:08,200
Speaker 1: I hate stretching, I hate yoga, I hate any of

1506
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:12,320
Speaker 1: that ship but somebody can I can? I can I

1507
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:15,800
Speaker 1: offer something? Stop saying I hate things. No, no, no

1508
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:20,439
Speaker 1: no no. If I if I follow a YouTube video

1509
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,880
Speaker 1: where you're like, I want to do these stretches, but

1510
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:23,680
Speaker 1: I need someone to do them, I will stretch you

1511
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 1: out if you will do certain foot of a certain

1512
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:29,080
Speaker 1: foot thing for me that I've found on YouTube that

1513
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:31,600
Speaker 1: I just need someone with strong fingers to do. And

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01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:34,960
Speaker 1: it won't be sexual obviously. Brenna can be on FaceTime

1515
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:37,240
Speaker 1: and watch us do these things. I just we will

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01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:40,400
Speaker 1: have to touch each other and like we'll make grunting noises.

1517
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:42,800
Speaker 1: But I really just need someone to do this, and

1518
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:47,320
Speaker 1: I can't ask like a sexual partner to rub I'll

1519
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:50,080
Speaker 1: put on a sock. There's no bunny. My Bunyan doesn't

1520
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:54,120
Speaker 1: have like an open store or you could use a tool. Yeah,

1521
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 1: you could use a tool, but you might we might

1522
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:57,880
Speaker 1: need to have like yeah, but it needs to be

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01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,920
Speaker 1: like sluw like that. Like I just I really I

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01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:04,840
Speaker 1: think I find a while to reverse Bunyan's from this therapy.

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01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,760
Speaker 1: But I can't go to Australia to have these guys

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01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,840
Speaker 1: work on me, even though I'm literally planning a trip

1527
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:12,799
Speaker 1: around it. Well, let's call freaking uh what's his name? Andre,

1528
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:16,560
Speaker 1: He'll take care of it and contact me and I

1529
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,599
Speaker 1: will book you a Southwest flight to get over here

1530
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 1: and rub my feet. I mean, I just want a Really,

1531
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,360
Speaker 1: I just feel like bringing this video to someone at

1532
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,200
Speaker 1: a massage place. But but actually massage places get so

1533
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:29,800
Speaker 1: weird about like, actually, this isn't the type of therapy

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01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,720
Speaker 1: I do. They feel like they know better, whereas you

1535
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:36,040
Speaker 1: don't have any kind of you know, steak. Yeah, so

1536
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,560
Speaker 1: you're not going to take offense to me being like,

1537
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,599
Speaker 1: don't do it that way? Do it this way. It depends.

1538
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:44,519
Speaker 1: If you start slapping me and saying don't just work okay,

1539
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:46,120
Speaker 1: well then we shouldn't do it all right, guys, thank

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01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,680
Speaker 1: you for listening to the show today. We will be

1541
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:52,200
Speaker 1: here next week as always. Thank you, so come to Charlotte.

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01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,080
Speaker 1: We'll see at the late show in Orlando. We're gonna

1543
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:57,599
Speaker 1: be there Friday and Saturday. Friday, Orlando, Charlotte on Saturday

1544
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,280
Speaker 1: nine show has a lot of tickets available. Come to

1545
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:03,320
Speaker 1: that intimate evening. It's gonna be a wild show. And um,

1546
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,280
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. Don't be cut out

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Speaker 1: there and dig Jacks h