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Speaker 2: This it's the Daily Joke with your host Jordan Clipper.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wasn't the Daily job, George Clipper.
Speaker 2: We got so much to talk about tonight.
Speaker 5: Hunter Biden has something in common with Donald Trump, congestion,
Speaker 5: pricing gets stuck in gridlock, and Samuel Alito's wife, let's
Speaker 5: her freak flag fly.
Speaker 2: So let's get into headlines.
Speaker 5: You start with one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds
Speaker 5: in American history, Hunter Biden. He's gotten away with being
Speaker 5: Joe Biden's son for years, but today he faced Delaware justice.
Speaker 6: We begin with our breaking news, a federal jury finding
Speaker 6: Hunter Biden guilty on three felony gun charges. The President's
Speaker 6: son walking out of the courtroom earlier today, a convicted
Speaker 6: felon Wow.
Speaker 5: Wow, Frankly, I'm shocked. We're actually enforcing gun laws in America.
Speaker 2: Halla, helujah.
Speaker 5: What has been wild is watching how eager Republicans have
Speaker 5: been to hold a gun owner accountable. Of course, it's
Speaker 5: only because he's Joe Biden's son, but that's an opportunity
Speaker 5: all we need is for Joe Biden to adopt every
Speaker 5: single person in America and we can finally have some
Speaker 5: responsible gun control in this country. Yes, let's move on
Speaker 5: to some news out of the Supreme Court. Last weekend,
Speaker 5: an undercover activist stuck into a private reception secretly recorded
Speaker 5: Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, and no surprise, it turns
Speaker 5: out that the guy who over ruled Roe v. Wade
Speaker 5: is a bit of a religious nut. What was much
Speaker 5: more interesting is that this activist also recorded Alito's wife,
Speaker 5: Martha and Alito She's already been in the news for
Speaker 5: flying an upside down American flag at their house after
Speaker 5: Trump lost the twenty twenty election, and then for flying
Speaker 5: a far right appeal to Heaven flag at their beach house.
Speaker 5: And if you thought two flags with a lot of flags,
Speaker 5: this lady's just getting started.
Speaker 7: You know what I want?
Speaker 8: I want a Sacred Heart of Jesus' flag because I
Speaker 8: had to look across the lagoon at the Pride flag
Speaker 8: for the next month. And he's like, oh, please, don't
Speaker 8: put up a flag. I said, I won't do it
Speaker 8: because I'm deferring to you. But when you were free
Speaker 8: of this nonsense, I'm putting it up, and I'm going
Speaker 8: to send them a message every day, maybe every week.
Speaker 7: I'll be changing the flags.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, this lady looks flags.
Speaker 5: We Once Alito retires, that house is going to look
Speaker 5: like a Spanish alien.
Speaker 2: I mean, lady. The United Nations called, they said, tone
Speaker 2: it down with the flags, you know.
Speaker 5: But even Betsy Ross is like, Jesus was only doing
Speaker 5: this because we didn't have Netflix liking flags this much
Speaker 5: as ironically the ultimate red flag, and yeah, let's a thinker.
Speaker 5: I also love how she refers to her husband's job
Speaker 5: as nonsense. This man is one of the most consequential
Speaker 5: men in the country. But she's like, I can't wait
Speaker 5: until you're done with your little black robe bullshit so
Speaker 5: I can focus on what really matters semaphore. So Martha
Speaker 5: Ann got so mad after seeing a Pride flag that
Speaker 5: she's planning to put up a whole bunch of Jesus
Speaker 5: flags to combat it, because everyone knows Jesus is the
Speaker 5: ultimate symbol of your love. And also, if she runs
Speaker 5: out of flags, don't worry, she's thinking up more flags
Speaker 5: in her head.
Speaker 8: There'll be all I made a flag in my head.
Speaker 8: This is how I satisfy myself. I made a flag.
Speaker 8: It's white and it's yellow and orange flames around it,
Speaker 8: and in the middle is the word Vigonia.
Speaker 7: Vigonia in Italian named shamee.
Speaker 2: Whoa First off, what a bird on justice?
Speaker 5: Selino, Your wife is going around telling strangers that she
Speaker 5: has to think up new flags to satisfy herself. I
Speaker 5: gotta think up new flags because it's not like there's
Speaker 5: anybody else taking care.
Speaker 2: Of my needs.
Speaker 5: Somebody's got a plessy by Ferguson. Come on, No, not
Speaker 5: to be a hater, but designing a special flag for
Speaker 5: yourself is literally a homework assignment. My kindergartener just had
Speaker 5: he drew a butt farting on a stick figure man
Speaker 5: who I'm pretty sure is supposed to be me. I
Speaker 5: don't love it, but it still beats Virgugnia. Look, I
Speaker 5: think there's a missed opportunity.
Speaker 2: Instead of getting mad at.
Speaker 5: The Pride flags, Martha Ann could use this opportunity to
Speaker 5: find unity.
Speaker 2: You love flags, They love flags.
Speaker 5: The people you really should be fighting are the lawn
Speaker 5: sign people. No motion, you can't see it from up high,
Speaker 5: no way to tell the wind direction. I mean those
Speaker 5: lawn signed people are animals and we all know it. Finally,
Speaker 5: let's talk about a local story with major implications. Here
Speaker 5: in New York City, we have the worst traffic out
Speaker 5: of any city in America. Did you know it took
Speaker 5: me two and a half hours to get to work
Speaker 5: this morning? I mean, granted, I stopped along the way
Speaker 5: to watch the Garfield movie, but uh, tuesdays am I
Speaker 5: right now?
Speaker 2: To solve this?
Speaker 5: New York was set to become the first city in
Speaker 5: America to try congestion pricing, which is a toll on
Speaker 5: anyone who wants to drive into the busiest parts of Manhattan.
Speaker 5: That is until a few days ago, when Governor Hokeel
Speaker 5: pulled the plug on the plan without warning. And while
Speaker 5: everyone assumed she was worried about Democrats losing votes in
Speaker 5: the upcoming election, Hochel has a different explanation.
Speaker 9: Hochel says her experiences talking to people in Manhattan diners
Speaker 9: like this one near Grand Central made her realize New
Speaker 9: Yorkers just aren't ready for congestion pricing.
Speaker 7: All I know is I.
Speaker 10: Encourage you to go to the next diner with me,
Speaker 10: and I'll probably be.
Speaker 7: There Monday morning.
Speaker 10: Huh, sit with me and watch the people come over
Speaker 10: and thank me.
Speaker 7: That's all I need to know.
Speaker 5: After literally five years of debate, study, and preparation, Hochel
Speaker 5: scrapped the whole plan because she talked to some people
Speaker 5: in a diner.
Speaker 2: Who cares what people.
Speaker 5: In a diner think. There's other Americans. What about the
Speaker 5: home cooks.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 5: The guy who pops open a can of progresso soup,
Speaker 5: goes to put it in the microwave, says it that
Speaker 5: just drinks it coal. Ah, don't I I mean they
Speaker 5: deserve a voice too. Look, it's true, congestion pricing won't
Speaker 5: be popular with everyone, and it might cost you some
Speaker 5: votes in the suburbs. But from time to time, leaders
Speaker 5: are called upon to envision a better future, be bold
Speaker 5: the implementation and execution, and be undaunted by the opposition.
Speaker 5: That's how you secure progress. Wait a second, I heard
Speaker 5: that somewhere before.
Speaker 10: Anybody's sick and tired of gridlock in New York City.
Speaker 10: From time to time, leaders are called upon to envision
Speaker 10: a better future, be bold in the implementation and execution,
Speaker 10: and be undaunted by the opposition. That's how you secure progress.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 5: Dathy Hogel has an evil twin who is good at governing,
Speaker 5: who knows. For more on Governor Hoche's decision to reverse
Speaker 5: congestion pricing, we turned to senior political analyst Michael Costa.
Speaker 5: Michael likeel like, Look, the governor was fully in support
Speaker 5: of this plan six months ago. How is she so
Speaker 5: weak willed that she would change her mind after a
Speaker 5: silly diner conversation.
Speaker 11: Well, actually, Jordan, there's nothing silly about a diner conversation.
Speaker 11: Political experts like myself understand that any opinion has extra
Speaker 11: power when it's set over a plate of eggs and toast.
Speaker 2: It's called the diner effect.
Speaker 11: Okay, Now, for example, if I were to tell the
Speaker 11: governor to flip flop on congestion pricing, she'd say no.
Speaker 11: But what if I said, hey, Governor, you got to
Speaker 11: cancel that plan, because every working guy knows that when
Speaker 11: the screws gets stripped, you gotta hammer the nail yourself.
Speaker 2: All right. I don't think that.
Speaker 5: Means anything, Michael, but you know there's something in that
Speaker 5: that is very common sense.
Speaker 2: You're right, canceled the plan.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you see what happened?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: Wait, oh shit, did I agree with you? Yeah?
Speaker 11: You've fallen for the folksy ramlings of a man who
Speaker 11: doesn't know how to make his own toast.
Speaker 2: Damn it, damn it, damn it. You're right. Okay, you
Speaker 2: know what, I won't fall for that again.
Speaker 5: We can't afford to because the city has to figure
Speaker 5: out how to replace all the revenue that this plan
Speaker 5: was going to raise.
Speaker 2: Well, I have an idea.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, well you know what I says. The whole
Speaker 11: thing could be soft leganty split. All right, you just
Speaker 11: take away to immigrants and you say get out of
Speaker 11: here boom.
Speaker 2: But hey, you know what do I know?
Speaker 11: I'm just a guy to eat six sausages links for breakfast.
Speaker 2: I'm I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't think there's any they got anything to do
Speaker 5: with immigrants. But there's something about the way you eat
Speaker 5: those sausages that makes me believe you.
Speaker 2: Got you again, God damn it. It's all in the diet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11: As long as I'm meeting the number four special, people
Speaker 11: will think that I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I mean that it is very very effective. Now check
Speaker 2: this out.
Speaker 11: Okay, if you got through a stack of thirty pancakes,
Speaker 11: you don't even have to say real words.
Speaker 2: All right, Hey, let me.
Speaker 11: Tell you something, all right, got mos good dong oh congestion.
Speaker 5: So okay, I know, like Michael, Michael, don't you see
Speaker 5: the irony here that the actual working class people are
Speaker 5: taking the subway. They're the ones that are going to
Speaker 5: be hurt by this performative fealty to suburban car driving voters.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what you're saying right.
Speaker 12: Now, Michael. We'll come back, we'll find that out. Politics.
Speaker 4: Hey, well, back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 5: Our political divisions are worse than ever, but there's one
Speaker 5: group of people that surprisingly benefit from it.
Speaker 2: Troy Wata has more.
Speaker 1: There is no doubt that this election is exhausting and
Speaker 1: furiating and divisive, but to some the endless cycle of
Speaker 1: insults and part of the attacks might actually be a
Speaker 1: turn on.
Speaker 13: That's right.
Speaker 1: The hottest new fetish is political humiliation, and this correspondent
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Speaker 1: for this political shaming?
Speaker 14: I put up my first video when Trump first went
Speaker 14: into office.
Speaker 15: I had this terrible blonde wig that started off with Avanka.
Speaker 14: They got a lot of exposure and they just flew up,
Speaker 14: especially on my phone line.
Speaker 15: Request started rolling in from there, and I just kind
Speaker 15: of leaned into it and kept going with it.
Speaker 1: So do you think that Trump played a huge part
Speaker 1: in the growth of this need? Oh?
Speaker 7: Absolutely.
Speaker 14: It didn't exist before him, and I don't think it
Speaker 14: would really exist without him.
Speaker 1: Right, I mean, who knew that eighty year old men
Speaker 1: can make people so horny?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 14: I would count on that to pay my bills.
Speaker 1: M So what do conservatives want to be sexually humiliated about?
Speaker 15: I definitely focus on what I would consider to be
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Speaker 15: to black men, and wanting that may be rubbed in
Speaker 15: their face a little bit gay temptation, the fact that
Speaker 15: a lot of them have issues with like women of power.
Speaker 13: What are you saying?
Speaker 1: Are you saying that rich white men are insecure?
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Speaker 14: Camo agains, they go absolutely insane for the Confederate bikini.
Speaker 14: We often end up discussing a certain politician's part.
Speaker 1: Who's the popular one?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 14: Sometimes it's Daddy to Santi Stick.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was time to find out firsthand what to
Speaker 1: expect from a political humiliation session.
Speaker 2: So ring ring, hello.
Speaker 7: Hello, Troy, how are you tell me about you?
Speaker 1: I am a news anchor.
Speaker 14: No, no, I'm a little sissy liberal bitch, and I'm
Speaker 14: calling for you to tell me I'm going to vote
Speaker 14: for Daddy Trump.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm that was a long line that you
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Speaker 7: Stupid, stupid penis. You know what I think you need?
Speaker 2: What do I need?
Speaker 7: A strap on?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 7: That's what I think you need?
Speaker 13: Like a fanny pack.
Speaker 1: A big what's in the fanny pack?
Speaker 7: Penises?
Speaker 2: Real penises.
Speaker 14: I'm going to put you in a cute little American
Speaker 14: flag diaper and a Trump T shirt and best little
Speaker 14: Mega had a boy could wear.
Speaker 13: Hot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a big fanny pack of penises on
Speaker 1: my head, and I hate drag queens. They're ruining the
Speaker 1: world with their fun.
Speaker 15: Just trying to mind your own straight business, and these
Speaker 15: temptations are everywhere.
Speaker 7: You were once entitled to a wife. Yeah, and now.
Speaker 15: All of these fems running around deciding not to marry
Speaker 15: white and cell men.
Speaker 7: They need wives and mommies.
Speaker 14: Say thank you.
Speaker 1: Daddy, Thank you daddy for letting me vote for chump,
Speaker 1: for letting me vote.
Speaker 7: It's hard to be a straight guy.
Speaker 1: Do you think that those involved get more knowledge on
Speaker 1: their own and opposing political views because of your services?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 14: I think that I inspire them to want to at
Speaker 14: least look something up.
Speaker 7: I mean, their penises are in their hands.
Speaker 15: I guess it would be awesome if you could take
Speaker 15: a step back and think to yourself, like, hmm, are
Speaker 15: my thoughts and opinions obnoxious and hateful?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you're dealing with shame, so maybe you
Speaker 1: have changed them. But they're a shamed.
Speaker 7: They're just not going to tell me exactly quietly shamed.
Speaker 1: I needed to understand more about this fetish from a
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Speaker 1: Miller to the Museum of Sex to make him feel
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Speaker 1: was the one thing that crossed the political aisle right now.
Speaker 9: There's some trauma conected to our politics, and something that
Speaker 9: happens in our fantasies is that it provides this opportunity
Speaker 9: to take control of a previous trauma. So there can
Speaker 9: be something empowering about taking something like shame or humiliation
Speaker 9: and then having complete control over it. There's also some
Speaker 9: sort of humanizing element that happens when people engage in
Speaker 9: this kind of kinky behavior. People can tap into deeper
Speaker 9: elements and aspects of the self.
Speaker 1: Do you think that this fetish could help the country
Speaker 1: come together?
Speaker 9: No, pun intended. I don't have any data that could
Speaker 9: necessarily say that's the case.
Speaker 1: Okay, we need the data, and since there is no
Speaker 1: official data on this topic, it's up to me to
Speaker 1: do the research to find out if political humiliation is
Speaker 1: the solution to America's problems just in time for the election.
Speaker 2: I don't really batch you more of a purple. That's
Speaker 2: too hard, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm a slept boy for that
Speaker 2: policy or that policy.
Speaker 7: If I want to.
Speaker 14: Let me me, let me me levin.
Speaker 2: What is your because you've been going in circle?
Speaker 1: Did my dada result in a fix for the election?
Speaker 7: Talking?
Speaker 13: Was I turned on?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure? You know what?
Speaker 2: Maybe I should just vote independent? What I think?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 1: Actually, you know what we might be getting somewhere else
Speaker 1: but this. But I guess no matter what happens in November,
Speaker 1: in this country, there will always be plenty of shame.
Speaker 2: Here. You probably when we come back.
Speaker 5: Kevin Bacon joining me on the show, Don't go what.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 5: My guest tonight, an award winning actor who has started
Speaker 5: in the horror film Maxine and Beverly Hills cop axel F.
Speaker 2: Please welcome Kevin Bacon.
Speaker 7: Nice nice, nice, nice, Oh.
Speaker 2: Well, all night, apoc David there, dare I say.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay?
Speaker 2: That that that? Dare I say? Beloved? That's what that
Speaker 2: sounded like? Oh?
Speaker 13: Thank you? It's nice. It's nice to be loved. You know.
Speaker 13: It's funny people talk about what a pain in the ass.
Speaker 13: They ask you about what a pain in the ass
Speaker 13: it is to be famous, and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 13: it's the greatest thing. People will stop you on the
Speaker 13: street and say I love you, and you go, who
Speaker 13: gets that in life? Yeah? You know what I mean,
Speaker 13: it's like, yeah, I never take that for granted. So
Speaker 13: thank you. You're very tough.
Speaker 2: My first question, is it a pain in the ask
Speaker 2: to be famous? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, it's funny watching that clip right there. You
Speaker 5: get to be a bad guy in the new Beverly
Speaker 5: Hills copy, and then also in mazine you get to
Speaker 5: be a bit of a scumbag in.
Speaker 13: That as well. Yeah yeah, yeah, Erry, real scumbag.
Speaker 2: What demons are you exercising?
Speaker 13: You know what, It's funny you say that because I mean,
Speaker 13: I'm not afraid of being a bad guy in the movie.
Speaker 13: You know, there's a lot of people that go, that's
Speaker 13: like a gross thing. I don't want to do that
Speaker 13: because they think it's going to somehow reflect on them personally.
Speaker 13: And I've always thought they're just gonna like the work
Speaker 13: speak for itself, you know. I mean, I'm an actor.
Speaker 13: It's not about me being me up there, about me
Speaker 13: trying to walk in somebody else's shoes. So when I
Speaker 13: look at these two guys, they're they're completely different men.
Speaker 13: The character of Maxine and the character in Beverly Hills Cops.
Speaker 13: So to me, it's just great parts and I just
Speaker 13: want to I just want to be them and I'm
Speaker 13: exercising some demons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's where you were going from. There's a
Speaker 2: darkness there, right, Yes, there is?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 2: Is that something you had to grow into?
Speaker 5: Like when you start out acting, were you comfortable taking
Speaker 5: those roles or were you in your head about how
Speaker 5: you would be perceived.
Speaker 13: I was never in my head about that. I was
Speaker 13: always about like I just I just was always about
Speaker 13: doing something that was edgier and darker and more of
Speaker 13: a stretch. And listen, it's it's like the greatest thing
Speaker 13: because you live your life and then you get to
Speaker 13: pretend to, uh, you know, hate somebody without hating them,
Speaker 13: or kill somebody without killing them, or you know, do
Speaker 13: like questionable things and then just go back and live up,
Speaker 13: you know, hopefully you know, a decent life.
Speaker 2: We should get more people shitty things to do on camera.
Speaker 13: Maybe yeah, you might be on this upthing there.
Speaker 2: You get to work with Eddie Murphy on this. You
Speaker 2: never worked with that.
Speaker 13: I would never work with Eddie Murphy. And it's really
Speaker 13: cool because you know, he's just I mean, he's just
Speaker 13: Eddie Murphy. He's just that guy. You know, he's so
Speaker 13: he's so great, he's so cool, the way he comes
Speaker 13: on the set. And you know, the other day, I
Speaker 13: was on the flight flying back. I can't remember where
Speaker 13: I was coming from, but I was watching YouTube and
Speaker 13: a clip from one of his comedy specials popped up.
Speaker 13: And I don't know if you ever had this experience
Speaker 13: on a plane where you're laughing so hard at something
Speaker 13: you feel bad for the people around you. Yeah, And
Speaker 13: I was literally trying to tamp it down and tears
Speaker 13: were rolling down my face. I mean, he's just, he's great,
Speaker 13: and so to be on camera with him and to
Speaker 13: be in a scene like that was just so much fun.
Speaker 2: Usually for me on the plane, I'm weeping.
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, it could be a comedy or a tragedy.
Speaker 5: I'm weeping, and I'm not trying to hide it from
Speaker 5: other people. I'm looking for any kind of comfort I
Speaker 5: can get.
Speaker 13: Fear of flying, fear of just fear of.
Speaker 5: Facing my own in personal demons and emotions.
Speaker 13: Yeah, maybe you should take on some bad guy parts.
Speaker 5: You know what, if they would offer me any single role.
Speaker 5: I would say, yes, they're afraid to let me even
Speaker 5: walk on to most rolls. They're just like, you know what,
Speaker 5: stick behind that desk and talk about politics, shall you.
Speaker 5: It's different because Beverly Hills Cop came out. The last
Speaker 5: Beverly Hills Cop movie was thirty years ago. How do
Speaker 5: you think, I mean, how do you think gen Z
Speaker 5: is going to relate to a movie like this? A
Speaker 5: lot of these folks didn't come up with the Beverly
Speaker 5: Hills Cop franchise.
Speaker 13: Okay, this is going to tell you how old I am.
Speaker 2: Remind me thirty four, Let me get thirty four.
Speaker 13: No, remind me what gen Z is.
Speaker 2: What gen Z is post millennials.
Speaker 13: So I don't know what a millennial Oh.
Speaker 2: Boy, jeez, I'm not. I'm serious.
Speaker 5: It's the phone generation, a generation that came up always
Speaker 5: knowing the Internet.
Speaker 13: What are they going to think of the movie? I
Speaker 13: think I think the movie is is really fun and
Speaker 13: really cool, and I would think that you know, it's
Speaker 13: there is a certain amount of nostalgia in it, for sure,
Speaker 13: but probably with a franchise that's that well known, you've
Speaker 13: probably heard your parents or maybe your grandparents talk about it.
Speaker 13: And and and you know, maybe you go back and
Speaker 13: watch watch the originals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 5: Now you're also a Maxine, a great horror franchise.
Speaker 13: It's the third.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's compelling to go back. You Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 5: It is one of your first roles. It was second role.
Speaker 5: I believe you have a great death where I think
Speaker 5: you get knifed while having sex and the knife through
Speaker 5: your neck.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, awesome, man, Yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 13: It was great because you know, horror movies, especially back then,
Speaker 13: were often kind of thinly veiled morality tales. They it
Speaker 13: was a way to pick whoever were the type of
Speaker 13: people that somebody decided should not should die, and those
Speaker 13: people were usually people that did drugs and had sex, right,
Speaker 13: and so I did.
Speaker 2: But that's why I wanted to die.
Speaker 13: I was like, how dare you? Exactly? And you know,
Speaker 13: the funny thing is is that in those days, like
Speaker 13: those were those are the cool people, you know what
Speaker 13: I mean? But those are the ones that always had
Speaker 13: to die in the in the in the horror movies.
Speaker 13: And so I had you know the one to the
Speaker 13: one two punch had Yeah, I mean I had sex.
Speaker 13: I got sad sex first and then and then smoked
Speaker 13: the joint and then the arrow went through the throat.
Speaker 2: If you gotta go pick it that way?
Speaker 13: Can I tell you something where you know e sometimes
Speaker 13: you know there's people that have photographs that they want
Speaker 13: you to sign, you know, right, And the number one
Speaker 13: photograph that I'm asked to sign is me dead with
Speaker 13: an arrow sticking out of my throat. Really yeah, And
Speaker 13: I'm always like, don't you have anything of you?
Speaker 1: A lot?
Speaker 2: That's the image?
Speaker 5: Is that your fear that at the oscars in memoriam,
Speaker 5: that's the image that they show.
Speaker 13: My fear is that I don't make the end memorial.
Speaker 5: Kevin Bacon, Judging by the reception that you had, you
Speaker 5: were going to be there, you think so, And they're
Speaker 5: not going to show you dead. They're going to show
Speaker 5: a picture of you having sex at the end of the.
Speaker 13: DESERNI listen, hopefully that's how I died.
Speaker 2: Hopefully that you go out.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to segue into your marriage.
Speaker 2: But it feels weird, now, does it.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 13: You know why it feels weird because married people don't
Speaker 13: have sex. That's why it feels weird, because that's the
Speaker 13: overall perception.
Speaker 2: It is the overall perception.
Speaker 5: Yes, I will say, why, like you're you're all over
Speaker 5: TikTok Instagram. Uh, you look like you're living the best life.
Speaker 5: I will say, you and your wife kers Edgewick. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you you're singing, you're dancing, you're playing with alpacas and goats.
Speaker 2: Yes, it feels like you hacked it.
Speaker 5: I'm curious what advites you up for somebody who wants
Speaker 5: to be successful on TikTok and also save their marriage.
Speaker 13: Wow, that's a heavy lift. I don't know. Listen, I
Speaker 13: never give marriage advice because it's just we don't know. Man,
Speaker 13: We're just marriage doesn't work. Let's face it, how many
Speaker 13: people stay married? It makes no sense. Nobody's the never
Speaker 13: one gets to You should think of it as something
Speaker 13: that you're just doing for a while, and then if
Speaker 13: you turn around and you know, thirty six later, thirty
Speaker 13: six years later, you're still doing it for a while
Speaker 13: or whatever, you know, then we'll you keep doing it
Speaker 13: for a little while longer.
Speaker 2: So switch the vows.
Speaker 5: So not till that was part, but till till maybe September.
Speaker 13: Yeah, exactly right. Don't put too much pressure on the
Speaker 13: whole idea of like that. That's why when people ask
Speaker 13: ask both of us about it, we're like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 13: we're not We're not going there.
Speaker 2: Do you get that?
Speaker 13: Like, did you get instantly?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 13: Yes? How do you do it? How do you do it?
Speaker 13: How do you do it? And not just in the
Speaker 13: in the public situation or in a press situation from
Speaker 13: like you know, genuinely young people, especially young actors in relationships,
Speaker 13: who are looking at the idea of two actors being
Speaker 13: in a relationship and and and you know, is that
Speaker 13: is that going to be hard? And I really I
Speaker 13: just don't have any advice. My one piece of advice
Speaker 13: that's silly is my one piece of advice that we
Speaker 13: usually give is just don't take advice from celebrities on
Speaker 13: how to stay married, because I mean a pleasure.
Speaker 2: I promise to disregard all of this. Then.
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Speaker 2: Kevin Bacon, We'll take a good break from back. I
Speaker 2: got shopping tonight now where it.
Speaker 16: Is I love it is that we just got Speaking
Speaker 16: of New York City, Mayor Juliana former Mayor Giuliani's mugshot
Speaker 16: from Arizona authorities. This is his mugshot. That's not the
Speaker 16: mug shot. This is the mugshot that was another mugshot
Speaker 16: of his, which clearly he's gotten a lesson from that
Speaker 16: prior mugshot because this one is he's smiling.
Speaker 13: At least that's right.
Speaker 9: The prior mugshot was from the I guess the Georgia cases.
Speaker 13: So now he's on his second mug shot.
Speaker 2: What happened to him?
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