Speaker 1: I didn't want to start the show like this, but
Speaker 1: I wrote an open letter to Aaron Rodgers. Actually it
Speaker 1: was a closed letter, but I don't have his address,
Speaker 1: so now it's just an open letter. Dear Aaron Rodgers,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you weren't drafted earlier. Now, please calm the
Speaker 1: fuck down. You know, in the history of the world,
Speaker 1: the smartest person in the room has never announced that
Speaker 1: they are the smartest person in the room.
Speaker 2: Just take a deep breath.
Speaker 1: I used to like Aaron Rodgers, the Green Bay Packers' version.
Speaker 1: Then he became a Jet and you have to constantly
Speaker 1: tell everybody how smart you are, And fuck do I
Speaker 1: find it tiresome? I mean, I hate the Jets. Is
Speaker 1: that what this is about? Maybe I just hate the Jets.
Speaker 1: I've always hated the Jets the most in the AFC East.
Speaker 2: You didn't hate the Patriots, was sure.
Speaker 1: I hated Tom Brady. I hated that every championship they
Speaker 1: won was because they were the best at cheating that year. Now, Buffalo,
Speaker 1: they're obnoxious. But you lose four Super Bowls and I
Speaker 1: have a soft spot for you, you start turning a
Speaker 1: blind eye.
Speaker 2: I hope for Buffalo. I hope the current Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 1: I hope they do a thirty for thirty about that
Speaker 1: two and a half year period they had potential. Wouldn't
Speaker 1: that be a riveting thirty for thirty? Remember that two
Speaker 1: and a half years the Buffalo Bills had potential. You
Speaker 1: know why the tradition started by Bill's mafia jumping on tables?
Speaker 1: Do you know where that originally came from? Originally it
Speaker 1: was so they could die, because that how fucking horrible
Speaker 1: living in Buffalo is. Anyway I want to get I
Speaker 1: want to get back on topic of my Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: rant here, the whole thing with him and Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 1: over who's which one of them is a pedophile?
Speaker 2: Or I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it worked, but by the way,
Speaker 1: they're probably they're neither of them are pedophiles, or they're
Speaker 1: both pedophiles. I don't fucking knows. That's not that's not
Speaker 1: my concern. My kids will never play with either one
Speaker 1: of them unsupervised. But gun to your head, honestly, gun
Speaker 1: to your head, which one of them would you think
Speaker 1: is a pedophile? Jimmy Kimmel, who you've you've seen on
Speaker 1: TV for thirty years, married, couple kids, and just seems
Speaker 1: like just a normal dude or the other guy who
Speaker 1: always gets engaged to celebrities and then right before they
Speaker 1: get married just mysteriously calls off the wedding at the
Speaker 1: last minute as a super Christian family that doesn't approve
Speaker 1: of his lifestyle and has no relationship with him whatsoever. Oh,
Speaker 1: and he has an extremely creepy mustache gun to your head.
Speaker 2: Which one? Which one do you go? Ooh? If I
Speaker 2: had to pick one of these is a pedophile?
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know that Aaron Rodgers has
Speaker 1: a publicist, but do you think do you think his
Speaker 1: publicist was like, Hey, before you go on television accusing
Speaker 1: people of pedophiles, could you shave the mustache? Just please
Speaker 1: shave the mustache. It's that's my only thing, all right anyway.
Speaker 1: By the way, so he does this not apology, he
Speaker 1: you know whatever. He's still feuding with Jimmy because Jimmy
Speaker 1: made a joke at his expense, and you know, he
Speaker 1: goes then he goes on this long covid rant. And
Speaker 1: by the way, he starts the covid rant in the
Speaker 1: most pretentious way possible. He's like, I know it's a
Speaker 1: novel concept. But I like to read.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Oh you like to read, and you've done all this
Speaker 1: research so you know everything.
Speaker 2: You know who else likes to read?
Speaker 1: Tons and tons of Catholic priests who have molested boys.
Speaker 2: So maybe reading's not so great.
Speaker 1: Maybe a little less time reading, more time scroll and
Speaker 1: Instagram and jerking off, and the world will be a
Speaker 1: better place. He's oh, by the way, went on his
Speaker 1: COVID rant. It he said he had lots of friends
Speaker 1: that were small business owners that lost everything due to
Speaker 1: the COVID shutdown.
Speaker 2: Really you did, You had tons of friends that lost everything.
Speaker 2: I'd like to see that list.
Speaker 1: Send me that list of all your friends that were
Speaker 1: small business owners that lost everything. Because my friends that
Speaker 1: were small businessor thrived during the shutdown because they just
Speaker 1: took all these government handouts. Now he did amazing. He
Speaker 1: also brought up Bobby Kennedy and that should immediately the
Speaker 1: conversation should end there. First time I met Bobby Kennedy,
Speaker 1: this is what he said to me. I introduced him
Speaker 1: to my wife. He goes, oh, Daniel, Daniel, I thought
Speaker 1: you were gay. I'm like, okay, yeah, you should be president.
Speaker 1: Your Gadar's off. By the way, you made one pass
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three, and it was incomplete and made
Speaker 1: over thirty seven million dollars. Why don't you just give
Speaker 1: all of your friends that lost everything one hundred grand
Speaker 1: I bet you they'd bounced right back. What do you
Speaker 1: think it would even affect them? This is one year
Speaker 1: in a very long, prolific career, just one year. Just say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna divvy up this thirty seven million. Since I
Speaker 1: only threw one pass this year and it was dropped,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and help all my
Speaker 1: friends who lost everything.
Speaker 2: You know what else did?
Speaker 1: He then brought up surfers, which I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. He talked about the pandemic and how
Speaker 1: you need vitamin D and blah blah blah, and how
Speaker 1: surfers were being arrested for surfing. Oh really, you know,
Speaker 1: and I did during the pandemic in California, surfed every
Speaker 1: day with my friends and none of us were arrested.
Speaker 1: So quit turning into the clickbait you fucking pretend you hate.
Speaker 2: Oh so annoying.
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't have a problem with him
Speaker 1: if he would just come out and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is what I think.
Speaker 2: But it's when do you start saying.
Speaker 1: Stuff like this is this is what happened, and Fauci
Speaker 1: is a murderer and he wants everyone dead. It's like,
Speaker 1: couldn't couldn't you be wrong? Like that's all I want.
Speaker 1: I just want him to be like, oh, I could
Speaker 1: be wrong, but this is what I believe. And by
Speaker 1: the way, could could I be wrong?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Could my doctors be wrong, Yes, of course they could.
Speaker 1: I have no problem saying that. But but if there's
Speaker 1: a sword I'm gonna fall on, it's.
Speaker 2: Going to be that.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not gonna be like, oh, my wife and
Speaker 1: my kids died. Oh my goodness, how did they die?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I listened to my award winning doctors from Beverly Hills
Speaker 1: instead of instead of the quarterback for the Jets, Zach Wilson,
Speaker 1: No fucking, not fucking Zach Wilson, the other one that reads,
Speaker 1: you know, the other guy that reads a bunch of books.
Speaker 2: I listened.
Speaker 1: I should have listened to him, and now instead my
Speaker 1: wife and kids are dead because I listened to doctors
Speaker 1: that told me this was the right thing to do.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so mad at myself.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why Aaron Rodgers is still employed
Speaker 1: by the Jets in the first place. The guy should
Speaker 1: have been canceled long ago for sending those dick pics
Speaker 1: to the staffers.
Speaker 2: That's actually Brett. They're all the.
Speaker 1: Same, They're all all the quarterbacks are the same. That
Speaker 1: was Brett fa Fuck the Jets, Fuck the Jets, Fuck
Speaker 1: the Jets, Fuck the Jets.