WEBVTT - Emergency Pod - Aaron Rodgers

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to start the show like this, but

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote an open letter to Aaron Rodgers. Actually it

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<v Speaker 1>was a closed letter, but I don't have his address,

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<v Speaker 1>so now it's just an open letter. Dear Aaron Rodgers,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you weren't drafted earlier. Now, please calm the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck down. You know, in the history of the world,

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<v Speaker 1>the smartest person in the room has never announced that

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<v Speaker 1>they are the smartest person in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Just take a deep breath.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to like Aaron Rodgers, the Green Bay Packers' version.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he became a Jet and you have to constantly

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<v Speaker 1>tell everybody how smart you are, And fuck do I

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<v Speaker 1>find it tiresome? I mean, I hate the Jets. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what this is about? Maybe I just hate the Jets.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always hated the Jets the most in the AFC East.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't hate the Patriots, was sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I hated Tom Brady. I hated that every championship they

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<v Speaker 1>won was because they were the best at cheating that year. Now, Buffalo,

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<v Speaker 1>they're obnoxious. But you lose four Super Bowls and I

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<v Speaker 1>have a soft spot for you, you start turning a

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<v Speaker 1>blind eye.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope for Buffalo. I hope the current Buffalo Bills.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope they do a thirty for thirty about that

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half year period they had potential. Wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>that be a riveting thirty for thirty? Remember that two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half years the Buffalo Bills had potential. You

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<v Speaker 1>know why the tradition started by Bill's mafia jumping on tables?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know where that originally came from? Originally it

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<v Speaker 1>was so they could die, because that how fucking horrible

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<v Speaker 1>living in Buffalo is. Anyway I want to get I

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<v Speaker 1>want to get back on topic of my Aaron Rodgers

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<v Speaker 1>rant here, the whole thing with him and Jimmy Kimmel

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<v Speaker 1>over who's which one of them is a pedophile?

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<v Speaker 2>Or I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how it worked, but by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>they're probably they're neither of them are pedophiles, or they're

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<v Speaker 1>both pedophiles. I don't fucking knows. That's not that's not

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<v Speaker 1>my concern. My kids will never play with either one

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<v Speaker 1>of them unsupervised. But gun to your head, honestly, gun

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<v Speaker 1>to your head, which one of them would you think

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<v Speaker 1>is a pedophile? Jimmy Kimmel, who you've you've seen on

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<v Speaker 1>TV for thirty years, married, couple kids, and just seems

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<v Speaker 1>like just a normal dude or the other guy who

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<v Speaker 1>always gets engaged to celebrities and then right before they

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<v Speaker 1>get married just mysteriously calls off the wedding at the

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<v Speaker 1>last minute as a super Christian family that doesn't approve

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<v Speaker 1>of his lifestyle and has no relationship with him whatsoever. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and he has an extremely creepy mustache gun to your head.

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<v Speaker 2>Which one? Which one do you go? Ooh? If I

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<v Speaker 2>had to pick one of these is a pedophile?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I don't know that Aaron Rodgers has

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<v Speaker 1>a publicist, but do you think do you think his

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<v Speaker 1>publicist was like, Hey, before you go on television accusing

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<v Speaker 1>people of pedophiles, could you shave the mustache? Just please

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<v Speaker 1>shave the mustache. It's that's my only thing, all right anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, so he does this not apology, he

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<v Speaker 1>you know whatever. He's still feuding with Jimmy because Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>made a joke at his expense, and you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>goes then he goes on this long covid rant. And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, he starts the covid rant in the

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<v Speaker 1>most pretentious way possible. He's like, I know it's a

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<v Speaker 1>novel concept. But I like to read.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you like to read, and you've done all this

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<v Speaker 1>research so you know everything.

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<v Speaker 2>You know who else likes to read?

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<v Speaker 1>Tons and tons of Catholic priests who have molested boys.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe reading's not so great.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a little less time reading, more time scroll and

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram and jerking off, and the world will be a

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<v Speaker 1>better place. He's oh, by the way, went on his

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<v Speaker 1>COVID rant. It he said he had lots of friends

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<v Speaker 1>that were small business owners that lost everything due to

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<v Speaker 1>the COVID shutdown.

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<v Speaker 2>Really you did, You had tons of friends that lost everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to see that list.

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<v Speaker 1>Send me that list of all your friends that were

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<v Speaker 1>small business owners that lost everything. Because my friends that

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<v Speaker 1>were small businessor thrived during the shutdown because they just

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<v Speaker 1>took all these government handouts. Now he did amazing. He

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<v Speaker 1>also brought up Bobby Kennedy and that should immediately the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation should end there. First time I met Bobby Kennedy,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what he said to me. I introduced him

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<v Speaker 1>to my wife. He goes, oh, Daniel, Daniel, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were gay. I'm like, okay, yeah, you should be president.

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<v Speaker 1>Your Gadar's off. By the way, you made one pass

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty three, and it was incomplete and made

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<v Speaker 1>over thirty seven million dollars. Why don't you just give

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<v Speaker 1>all of your friends that lost everything one hundred grand

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you they'd bounced right back. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think it would even affect them? This is one year

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<v Speaker 1>in a very long, prolific career, just one year. Just say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna divvy up this thirty seven million. Since I

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<v Speaker 1>only threw one pass this year and it was dropped,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and help all my

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<v Speaker 1>friends who lost everything.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what else did?

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<v Speaker 1>He then brought up surfers, which I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. He talked about the pandemic and how

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<v Speaker 1>you need vitamin D and blah blah blah, and how

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<v Speaker 1>surfers were being arrested for surfing. Oh really, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I did during the pandemic in California, surfed every

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<v Speaker 1>day with my friends and none of us were arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>So quit turning into the clickbait you fucking pretend you hate.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I don't have a problem with him

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<v Speaker 1>if he would just come out and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what I think.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's when do you start saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuff like this is this is what happened, and Fauci

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<v Speaker 1>is a murderer and he wants everyone dead. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't couldn't you be wrong? Like that's all I want.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want him to be like, oh, I could

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<v Speaker 1>be wrong, but this is what I believe. And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, could could I be wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Could my doctors be wrong, Yes, of course they could.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no problem saying that. But but if there's

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<v Speaker 1>a sword I'm gonna fall on, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to be that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I'm not gonna be like, oh, my wife and

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<v Speaker 1>my kids died. Oh my goodness, how did they die?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to my award winning doctors from Beverly Hills

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<v Speaker 1>instead of instead of the quarterback for the Jets, Zach Wilson,

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<v Speaker 1>No fucking, not fucking Zach Wilson, the other one that reads,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the other guy that reads a bunch of books.

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<v Speaker 2>I listened.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have listened to him, and now instead my

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<v Speaker 1>wife and kids are dead because I listened to doctors

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<v Speaker 1>that told me this was the right thing to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm so mad at myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know why Aaron Rodgers is still employed

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<v Speaker 1>by the Jets in the first place. The guy should

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<v Speaker 1>have been canceled long ago for sending those dick pics

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<v Speaker 1>to the staffers.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually Brett. They're all the.

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<v Speaker 1>Same, They're all all the quarterbacks are the same. That

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<v Speaker 1>was Brett fa Fuck the Jets, Fuck the Jets, Fuck

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<v Speaker 1>the Jets, Fuck the Jets.