1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: My mom would never lie to me, you know, she 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 1: was always honest, except she did lie to me. Well 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 1: about what Yeah, well, I'm going bald. I got a 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: bald spot. I realized that I have a ball spot 5 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: in the back of my head. Did anybody else figure 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: out on the show that they also have a ball 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: spot on. 8 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 2: The back of their head? This week? 9 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: Who knows, We'll find out. We we check in with 10 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,319 Speaker 1: the show this week and see what's going on in 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: our lives. Right after this, it's the Juble Show. This is. 12 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 2: Your Heart is True, your bell and coming down. 13 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 3: Invited everyone just a little you. 14 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,520 Speaker 1: The biggest gift would be from me, and the car 15 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: detached would say agree. Iconic show has their wacky cast 16 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 1: of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different. Quiet's 17 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi, And 18 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: then there's everybody younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and who 19 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,319 Speaker 1: could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door 20 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: and pierce through our window every once in a while 21 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: to ask it for goldfish. Admiral Bubbles can use our 22 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 1: TV for a finding Nemo watch party. Our social media 23 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 1: producer Gabby Hello, and then there's me. I'm Jewbel and 24 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: this is the Jewel Show and this is the time 25 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: of week where we find out what's going on in 26 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: our lives. 27 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 2: So, Nina, what's new with you this week? 28 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 3: So my piece was stolen by a lime green Prius. 29 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 2: Girl, Oh that'll happen, yeah, real. 30 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 3: Fast, but not fast because it took me seventeen minutes 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 3: to get out of this parking lot. 32 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 2: So wow, because of us, because of this Prius. 33 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. 34 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 3: So it's birthday week. I'm doing little things for myself 35 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 3: and I went out on a boat with my girlfriends. 36 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 3: I'm feeling super zen. I feel great. I'm just like walking, 37 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 3: I'm high on a cloud. I get to my car. 38 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 3: I tried to back up, and all of a sudden, 39 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 3: it starts yelling at me, babe, babe, because there's a 40 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 3: car behind me. This parking lot is already very thin. 41 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 3: The Prius did not drive all the way up in 42 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 3: the parking spot. It left room in the front, so 43 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,559 Speaker 3: it's sticking on the okay, and I have an SUV, 44 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 3: so I'm trying to get out of my parking spot. 45 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 3: Finally I got out of the car to try to 46 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 3: like figure out the angles, Like what is going to 47 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 3: be my plan. 48 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 2: How do I get out of here? Because I wanted 49 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 2: to go home? Is that bad? 50 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 3: I'm losing my mind in this parking lot. So I 51 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 3: go and I'm standing on this trail trying to like 52 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,720 Speaker 3: look at the angles, and all of a sudden, this 53 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 3: biker swishes by and he's like, h this is a 54 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 3: bike lane, and I'm like. 55 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 2: I don't like this guy off his bike. I was 56 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 2: like sh. 57 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 3: At that moment, I know my piece is sold when 58 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 3: I'm yelling at a biker to shut up telling me 59 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,639 Speaker 3: this is a bike lane because this lime green Prius 60 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 3: couldn't park correctly. Seventeen minutes later, Wow, seventeen I navigated 61 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 3: out of that parking spot. 62 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: That I'm sorry you went through that inch. I just 63 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,679 Speaker 1: figured it was somebody in a Prius. You know they're 64 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: always scared to drive most Yeah, just trying to take 65 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: it forward to get around the corner or something. 66 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 2: You were stuck behind them. 67 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 3: This one was afraid to park correctly, so still stuck 68 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 3: behind them. At least she got out. I didged my inch. 69 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 3: Don't ever give up. 70 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 2: You can do it. Wow with you this week? 71 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 4: Well, guys, I don't fully know what it means to 72 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,679 Speaker 4: be like the black shoe of a family. I thought 73 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 4: I was doing pretty good, you know, But it wasn't until. 74 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 2: This past weekend. 75 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 4: My mom texted me and she told me that my cousin, 76 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 4: my only other cousin who's my age, got engaged this weekend, 77 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 4: which is so exciting. Love them both, and I was like, 78 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 4: oh my gosh, amazing. I had to text them congratulations. Whatever. 79 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 4: My other cousin who's my age, got engaged a few 80 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 4: weeks ago, but it wasn't until my response to my 81 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 4: mother when she was like, so, how was your weekend? 82 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 2: What'd you do? 83 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 4: And I was very excited to tell her that I 84 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 4: played Rage Cage and Look Cup, and I was very 85 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 4: excited that I did not lose either of those games. 86 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 2: I don't know what rage Cage is, but hey girl. 87 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 4: It's an adult juice drinking games so fun. It's so 88 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 4: much fun, and if you lose, that sucks for you 89 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 4: because then you have to drink the bad cup. 90 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 2: I don't know how to call it, but it was. 91 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 2: I didn't lose. We played multiple times go and I 92 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 2: was so excited that I was like, I'll screw those guys. 93 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 1: And they were getting married you didn't lose in rage cage. 94 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 1: Oh look it's our social media producer, Gabby. Stop them by, Gabby. 95 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,359 Speaker 1: What's up with you this week? 96 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 3: You guys? 97 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 5: I think my friends might be going TikTok viral out there? 98 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: Really? 99 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 2: Who? 100 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:25,720 Speaker 1: Well? 101 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 3: What? 102 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 5: They were on their way to a bachelor party this 103 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 5: weekend and their plane got delayed by like three hours, 104 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 5: so they sat at the bar, oh in the airport, 105 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 5: and apparently when they boarded the plane they got kicked 106 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 5: off before it was even able. 107 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,599 Speaker 2: To take Oh, they were hammered. 108 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 5: Because they were that hammered, and one of them, I guess, 109 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 5: was pretty adamant that he was not getting off the plane. 110 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 2: So somebody captured this whole thing. 111 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,479 Speaker 5: I hope so, because I would pay good money to exist. 112 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 113 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 5: When I asked them what happened, they said, believe it 114 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,359 Speaker 5: or not, it was not our fault. 115 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 2: So yeah, they were very completely hammered. You're such an 116 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 2: innocent one and you hang out with all of the. 117 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: I love it. And for me this week, I'm wondering 118 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 1: how you put on a missing person's report because I've 119 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: got somebody important that has gone missing. That in a second, 120 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 1: but I remember I'm performing this weekend this Friday at 121 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: the Emerald City Comedy Club in downtown Seattle. You can 122 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: get your tickets for that just go to the Jewbileshow 123 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: dot com and click on stand up comedy. Also excited 124 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,840 Speaker 1: because I'll be releasing a new song soon. I recorded 125 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,840 Speaker 1: the video for it just the other day. Very excited 126 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: about that. But I am desperately searching for a loved 127 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: one of mine. And if you know anything about this, 128 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: I would mean a lot to me if you can 129 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:50,280 Speaker 1: help me. So I have three roombas, Wow, and their 130 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: names are Jeremy. Jeremy is a very responsible one. There's 131 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,760 Speaker 1: Juan Loco, he always tipped over stuff. He's the downstairs room. 132 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: But and then there's my bedroom Roomba's Hod Todd has 133 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: gone missing. And I cannot find Todd. 134 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:03,719 Speaker 2: He's not at his. 135 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: Base and I have no idea where this rouma is. 136 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,159 Speaker 1: It's actually pretty weird, Like I can't I can't find 137 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 1: the ruma at all. Todd was like like, like he's gone. 138 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 3: No. 139 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 2: I searched everywhere. 140 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,720 Speaker 1: It's been three days now and I've searched everywhere that 141 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,720 Speaker 1: I can think that he would actually that he would be. 142 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:20,040 Speaker 2: He only stays on the second floor. I think he 143 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 2: ran away. 144 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: He saw how. 145 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,280 Speaker 2: Anymore you gotta get out of here. 146 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 1: He knows bad when a room of quits, I guess 147 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,919 Speaker 1: I cannot find this room but anywhere. 148 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 3: What if Todd was a spy that was planted by 149 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 3: all of like the robot aliens, and then he got 150 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 3: his information and picked him up and like took him away. 151 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,359 Speaker 2: Now you're screwed. 152 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: If you see a rogue ruma going down the street, 153 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: it's probably Todd. So if you see that, let me 154 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,600 Speaker 1: know so I could put him back at his base. 155 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 1: He close the bedroom door so he never gets out again. 156 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 2: It's really weird. I couldnt find this dude. He's like 157 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:58,880 Speaker 2: a rebellion teenager. Yeah, he is the worst room, but 158 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 2: I have too. 159 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 1: He's always like on his back when I come home, 160 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: or he's got some stuff stuck in him, Like he 161 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: never does the job right. 162 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 2: He's the worst room. But I love the little guy. 163 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 2: And he's gone. Now that is really that's weird. It 164 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 2: is super weird.