Speaker 1: No anyr fond.
Speaker 2: Oh all right now, henderstand what you're saying. You were hot.
Speaker 2: I don't even think she she can't sit.
Speaker 1: Like I got it? Oh my ever then, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Just now announcing Drew Phillips as r G B with wheels.
Speaker 3: I can't help you, I like can't.
Speaker 4: I'm not even in frame.
Speaker 5: My whole outfit isn't even friend.
Speaker 4: My name is Drew Phillips and I'm Ruth Vader Ginsburg chair.
Speaker 3: All right, all right now introducing the dog who wishes.
Speaker 1: To vote.
Speaker 4: Yourself. Let the dogs.
Speaker 6: I want to vote.
Speaker 5: I want to wear wigs, and I want to get
Speaker 5: an abortion. Peer let dog get abortion. Let the dogs
Speaker 5: pierce their ears.
Speaker 6: This is actually me.
Speaker 4: Let the dog swear wigs.
Speaker 5: Did this?
Speaker 1: This is the most insane you like ever.
Speaker 4: Look, this is like horrible.
Speaker 1: This was I mean, like for contact.
Speaker 7: I am eight thousand degrees right now because not only
Speaker 7: are their lights shining on us, but this is insulation foam.
Speaker 7: And I literally the heat radiating from my body threw
Speaker 7: my neck hole into my face.
Speaker 4: Can you see my face? Look how fucking sweaty I am?
Speaker 1: Oh you are sweaty, And.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet you wish you were out on a
Speaker 5: cold winter's night without that insulation, be real warm.
Speaker 7: I bet you wish we would take you on a
Speaker 7: walk so you can pee anywhere but the floor of
Speaker 7: our house, and we're not going to clean it up.
Speaker 5: I have been like peeing myself lately. I've also been
Speaker 5: hell hungry for like bone.
Speaker 4: Can you use the fucking peepad? Like, what was the
Speaker 4: reason of getting that? You bagged? And bagged him bag?
Speaker 7: I know he like literally he got our phones without
Speaker 7: our permission and ordered on Amazon like lifetime supply of peepads,
Speaker 7: but he keeps just peeing on the rugs.
Speaker 5: I forgot to get into like pose. I just it's
Speaker 5: more comfortable to sit like this for me.
Speaker 1: Because you're a dog.
Speaker 5: What the dog doing?
Speaker 1: What we do a Halloween episode?
Speaker 7: I forget that like at the end of getting ready
Speaker 7: and doing all this, we have to actually do an
Speaker 7: episode of the podcast, and then my brain just feels
Speaker 7: like genuinely jarred and confused.
Speaker 1: But I think a good topic to start on would.
Speaker 4: Be wait, wait, wait, wait wait, Welcome back to this
Speaker 4: episode of Emergency Intercom Halloween's Special three this I think
Speaker 4: this might be four no. This is three no, four no.
Speaker 5: This is four.
Speaker 1: Because I did the Devil the Devil.
Speaker 5: Man made me do it Corella Harley Exorcist. And now
Speaker 5: this is the fourth one, the dog.
Speaker 1: What was my second one?
Speaker 7: The Devil Perl, the Devil Pearl, Dorothy and I'm Drew's chair.
Speaker 2: Why do you keep laughing when you look like I'm
Speaker 2: like an insane asylum or something.
Speaker 6: It's not an insane asylum.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you with Pater Ginsburg for everything that you did.
Speaker 4: I know that out. Yeah, that shout her out for real.
Speaker 1: That's why y'all need to vote.
Speaker 5: That dog on the poster is probably also dead. It's
Speaker 5: probably an older photo.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know, he's not dead, fuck it. I
Speaker 4: mean he's not reanimated. We found the wig hair and
Speaker 4: we reanimated him.
Speaker 5: Like the fact that it has come to this point
Speaker 5: with this bullshit, Like, have y'all told a story about this.
Speaker 1: No, we have it or did we say that like
Speaker 1: this stole out of the garbage?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just said we stole it from a fan accidentally.
Speaker 7: So the fan who got it made a story time
Speaker 7: on how they got it, and they pulled that out.
Speaker 5: Of the trash on their way to the show.
Speaker 7: On the way to see us. They saw it and
Speaker 7: they thought we'd think it was funny. So that piece
Speaker 7: of garbage literally like it went from garbage to Josiah
Speaker 7: fully embodying that person.
Speaker 5: Dude, because I when I saw it, like I'm not joking,
Speaker 5: something changed, Like it just made me so happy, like
Speaker 5: seeing them hold it up and I was like, grab that, please,
Speaker 5: grab that. We need to get that.
Speaker 2: Josiah's profile looks so fucked up.
Speaker 4: So scary.
Speaker 5: Why is it beautiful?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Really nice?
Speaker 6: I know I've been using very clear.
Speaker 2: I'm getting this is objectively horrifying to look at it.
Speaker 5: It's not bro.
Speaker 2: When you walked and I got chills.
Speaker 4: I would sleep with this period.
Speaker 1: I would sleep with.
Speaker 4: Uh ands into pup play. Yeah. I guess now that
Speaker 4: we now we know reality really.
Speaker 2: The more you know, yeah, because you watch that movie.
Speaker 7: Okay, I don't think I've talked about that on the podcast,
Speaker 7: but I did say that at a college show and
Speaker 7: I was so embarrassed because I was like, why did
Speaker 7: that just leave my mouth? No, I think I did
Speaker 7: say on the podcast one time. I was trying to
Speaker 7: find this one French.
Speaker 1: Movie and the.
Speaker 7: Director's name is literally fucking amal or some ship and
Speaker 7: I looked up fucking animal movie and.
Speaker 4: I was now, we're on a list.
Speaker 2: Aren't you.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 7: I was trying to download it for the plane, so
Speaker 7: it was like three am, which is really worse.
Speaker 2: I was imagining you like typing and.
Speaker 4: You need to reveal your out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, guys, I have an outfit. I have a costume.
Speaker 4: Kai is the scariest, the scary tip jar.
Speaker 2: Pretty cool, right, I'm like a creative.
Speaker 4: My name is Kay and I'm the tip jar.
Speaker 2: Like you gotta put some fun and I'm the tip jar.
Speaker 5: Oh did I even do?
Speaker 4: That? Was one for you?
Speaker 5: My name is just Sy and I I'm the dog.
Speaker 7: Well, I think my next investment is going to be
Speaker 7: a realistic Mermaid tale because I've never confessed his on
Speaker 7: the podcast, But when I was a kid, I would
Speaker 7: get my ass on the family computer and I would
Speaker 7: look up mermaid tales for purchase.
Speaker 1: Did you go through that, fizz? Did you want a
Speaker 1: Mermaid tail? Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, why would I want that?
Speaker 4: Look at what we swim?
Speaker 6: Dog can swim?
Speaker 1: Dogs not swim? We can dogs? Actually no dogs.
Speaker 4: Dogs can swim.
Speaker 5: Bro I cannot swim. I can tell you from experience. Bro,
Speaker 5: dogs can't fucking swim.
Speaker 4: Okay, that is anecdotal evidence, Like you can't swim, I
Speaker 4: can't swim.
Speaker 6: I am a dog.
Speaker 5: Therefore dogs can't swim.
Speaker 4: Josiah really does have that dog in him, though I do.
Speaker 5: This collar is so fucking itchy, and like I think
Speaker 5: I'm mad or something.
Speaker 1: Well the anti itch callar, so I shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 4: And if you leave this fucking room, it shocks you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we should have.
Speaker 1: Got We should get Josie's shot caller.
Speaker 4: Wait, we should get one and try it out next.
Speaker 7: Aren't shot callers like, like, aren't they vibrators, Like they're
Speaker 7: just like vibrating.
Speaker 4: No, they shock They.
Speaker 5: Actually they have vibrating ones.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I always thought shock collars were like fake,
Speaker 7: like a thing that like they say in movies.
Speaker 4: No, no, they're real. I've tried one before. Actually no,
Speaker 4: I tried shock wire at my grandma's farm.
Speaker 5: Fuck Kai's vay thing again.
Speaker 2: No, it's the fog machine.
Speaker 1: I opened his stinky fucking mouth, My.
Speaker 2: Big stinky pussy opened up, and.
Speaker 4: You can't the word.
Speaker 7: Basically, I really want a mermaid Tale, but like at
Speaker 7: this point, I feel like I'm too old to get it?
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
Speaker 7: Like at this point, if y'all caught me dead with
Speaker 7: a Mermaid tail like on my body, I would get
Speaker 7: ridiculed for it.
Speaker 1: But when I was a kid, I wanted to know.
Speaker 1: I think it's so fucking bad.
Speaker 7: They were like they were like people who would do
Speaker 7: in boxings and they would get it for Christmas and
Speaker 7: they would go into like their pool the shallow end
Speaker 7: and like flap their tails.
Speaker 4: The sounds that things making, dude, I know, so distracting.
Speaker 4: I think you'd be surprised. I there are probably so
Speaker 4: many people watching that would love Mermaid content from you
Speaker 4: swimming in a fucking pool.
Speaker 1: That's kind of my vibe.
Speaker 7: When I'm like thirty seven, I think I'll just move
Speaker 7: to a house in Florida with a pool and start
Speaker 7: making Mermaid content.
Speaker 1: It's kind of my watch.
Speaker 5: Also, I'm so fuck that's scarce.
Speaker 6: It's actually like something starting to burn.
Speaker 1: I'm so hot that it's kind of.
Speaker 4: I know, it's like blowing cool area.
Speaker 6: Yeah I'm not that hot.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, we've been watching What would You Do a
Speaker 4: Bunch recently and like, yes, like a lot.
Speaker 1: It is so good.
Speaker 2: I don't think so good.
Speaker 4: I don't think you'll understand. I know there's someone out
Speaker 4: there that does understand. But the lgbt episodes, okay, okay,
Speaker 4: it's actually coming out of my mouth. You got to
Speaker 4: turn it off, like I'm actually it's like I'm vaping.
Speaker 2: Like look where the fucking thing is hi about?
Speaker 4: Just turn it off from the back. The LGBTQ episodes
Speaker 4: of what would You Do genuinely like made me feel
Speaker 4: so fucking good as a kid. I really was like, oh,
Speaker 4: like God is good, life is good. Everything is gonna
Speaker 4: be fucking open.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at
Speaker 1: like the ones we were seeing where.
Speaker 7: People would be homophobic, Like there would be people who
Speaker 7: were being hella homophobic, and then John Keonez would come
Speaker 7: out and be like.
Speaker 1: Why why did you do that?
Speaker 7: And they're like, I just don't think it's that big
Speaker 7: of a deal to be gay, like he would just
Speaker 7: everybody would switch up once John came out, and then
Speaker 7: they would replay it and be like, that's interesting because
Speaker 7: that's not what you said. And then they replay it
Speaker 7: and these people have already signed away their rights for
Speaker 7: their face to be like not blurred.
Speaker 4: And also card declined, I love I love that what
Speaker 4: you just said, I love you.
Speaker 5: I love you too. I'm glad we're finally getting it
Speaker 5: out there.
Speaker 4: You say I love Ruthie, I love that feels.
Speaker 5: Weird because like she really was. I was related to
Speaker 5: her and she's passed away.
Speaker 1: You were related to Ruth bader Ginsburg.
Speaker 5: Do you think I got all this money me driving
Speaker 5: my home to Civic.
Speaker 4: Paid for this dog plastic surgery with Ruth bader Ginsburg's money. Actually,
Speaker 4: she did get a bionic She really did have like
Speaker 4: a lot of fucking money. It like literally like hurts
Speaker 4: to like be crouched like this.
Speaker 1: To your other Oh yeah, you can send your chair.
Speaker 4: Well beauteous pain like that's true.
Speaker 5: Remember Beyonce said pretty hurts, Patty.
Speaker 6: You don't know that song.
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, I know Beyond I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if.
Speaker 5: She's like the biggest artist in the world, everyone knows her.
Speaker 1: You don't know her like me though.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, what I was gonna say is, should I
Speaker 5: break the news finally hear the diagnoses of my stomach?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well you should give context just in case,
Speaker 7: like some people haven't been keeping up.
Speaker 5: If you didn't know, bro, I got essentially spit roasted.
Speaker 5: I got an endoscopy on one end and then uh,
Speaker 5: kolonoscopy in my bum Eifel tower. Yeah, it really was
Speaker 5: like and they did it at the same time, and
Speaker 5: it was it was two men. So now I suppose
Speaker 5: I'm going to hell. And they also drugged me. I mean, well, okay,
Speaker 5: I mean they put me under anesthesia. They put me
Speaker 5: under anesthesia, which was scary, but like, basically.
Speaker 4: I did all that.
Speaker 5: They took a bunch of biofsies and everything. I have
Speaker 5: a rosive gas stritis.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. I still don't. You've
Speaker 1: explained it to me like eighteen times, Okay.
Speaker 5: Basically, to put it in a really short thing, it's
Speaker 5: just the wall of your stomach, the lining of your
Speaker 5: stomach is being eroded because your stomach's producing way too
Speaker 5: much acid and it's harmful acid. And then it goes
Speaker 5: up to your esophagus and you have a soophagitis as well,
Speaker 5: which is what I have, which is why I've had
Speaker 5: a sore throat for nine months.
Speaker 7: I mean like four mint you had a sore throat
Speaker 7: for that long Because you guys share a bed every
Speaker 7: and I thought you guys were just.
Speaker 4: Has de throwned you as the throat goat. Ay, yeah,
Speaker 4: I got you.
Speaker 1: Let him pleasure you.
Speaker 6: I also have a hiatal hernia.
Speaker 1: Why do you actually Yeah, that's what does that even mean?
Speaker 5: It's like too much jargon. Explain it's not that big
Speaker 5: of a deal. Like they put me on some fucking medication.
Speaker 5: We'll see what happens.
Speaker 7: Well, the good news is I'm like perfectly healthy personally
Speaker 7: like fowel movements, are good, eating very well.
Speaker 4: Recently, I've shipped out a single chicken tinder in the
Speaker 4: last fucking twenty days, twenty days, nineteen days.
Speaker 7: Well, so I would like to I would like to
Speaker 7: clear clear the air. Drew has only been eating salad
Speaker 7: for the past like.
Speaker 4: Weeks only salad, and you might mind.
Speaker 1: That no ship has come out of his butt.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Have you been having fruit a lot?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: You should be. That makes you shit like crazy.
Speaker 4: I've been drinking prune juice.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 6: That don't make it.
Speaker 4: I've been drinking a bunch of prune. So I've been
Speaker 4: drinking a bunch of mirr relax daily, lots of ir relax.
Speaker 4: It's giving mix.
Speaker 7: I gay I bought it drew something called like was
Speaker 7: it dietamacious?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and you got me diatamacious Earth, which is
Speaker 4: what's used to like kill bugs in fucking your like
Speaker 4: flower beds, and I'm gonna drink it.
Speaker 1: Wait is it dietamacious earth?
Speaker 5: Diatamacious d sounds like a slam poetry rapper.
Speaker 4: Dietimacious.
Speaker 1: Dietimacious Earth is dd mega Doodoo's daughter.
Speaker 4: Oh Mega do doo.
Speaker 7: We wanted to be one of us, wanted to be
Speaker 7: the announcer who said dd mega doodoo and like get
Speaker 7: like I was, yeah, I was one was gonna be that.
Speaker 7: And then I was like thinking in my head, I
Speaker 7: was like, damn, that'd be perfect too, to get like
Speaker 7: a little like wireframe to hold up a picture in
Speaker 7: front of him so it looks like he's in the newscast.
Speaker 1: But then we.
Speaker 7: Remembered that that joke also involved somebody who literally died.
Speaker 4: But also Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead, I know, but
Speaker 4: like this is kind of paying homage and it's a tribute.
Speaker 7: Really yeah, it's like it's really like you love her.
Speaker 7: She did so much goodness for us and without her.
Speaker 5: Without her, you wouldn't be able to have a bank account.
Speaker 7: Babe, Well, you can't have a bank account or fucking
Speaker 7: anything because you're a fucking dog.
Speaker 4: But he's got that dog in it.
Speaker 6: But I got that dog in me, I mean.
Speaker 1: Fucking and that's why you're sitting around begging for the
Speaker 1: right to.
Speaker 4: Like bacon bag and bagan strips.
Speaker 5: He doose have been sounding so good too. I don't
Speaker 5: know why, but my appetite is completely changed. Hungry for bones,
Speaker 5: hungry for like chow, Like do you know chow?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to get.
Speaker 1: To like some tennis balls. Oh, now you can finally
Speaker 1: eat a shoe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess you could. We should we praise someone
Speaker 4: right now? We should prank call someone.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I wish you could prank all with a
Speaker 7: faceline answering the phone and it's a dog and he's
Speaker 7: asking to eat the shoe.
Speaker 4: That would be funny. But I also we should prank
Speaker 4: call someone. I've been seeing this guy online recently. Prank
Speaker 4: call places and ask if they have a room for
Speaker 4: sixteen thousand people. It's just fucking chilling me.
Speaker 1: Like did he call like a pizza hood or something.
Speaker 4: And asked, like what there was a McDonald's and He
Speaker 4: asked if they had a I had room for an
Speaker 4: event for one hundred and fifty thousand people, and they
Speaker 4: were like, uh no, like fifty.
Speaker 7: Wait, what is the capacity of most fast food restaurants?
Speaker 7: Fast food restaurants Literally, if you go in there and
Speaker 7: you're sitting down to eat, honestly, you were such a
Speaker 7: vie like I genus. It is so much respect for
Speaker 7: people who walk into the fast food place to eat there.
Speaker 7: Like anytime I've done it, I genuinely feel very good.
Speaker 4: It's all. It's it's a very grounding thing to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you a lot, I feel like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 4: It's just a good path. It's a way to pass
Speaker 4: the time without feeling useless.
Speaker 1: I haven't been inside of a Taco Bell, in formed dude.
Speaker 5: I was about to say, the only one we don't
Speaker 5: be going into is Taco Bell that, yeah, we have
Speaker 5: to stay outside.
Speaker 4: There's roaches in every Taco Bell. I feel like one
Speaker 4: of the ones in my hotel meat yeah the Talco
Speaker 4: me yeah, no, no, no, I feel like the taco meat
Speaker 4: is just roaches at Taco Bell.
Speaker 5: They it was mystery me up until a few years
Speaker 5: ago when they had to disclose it well, I actually
Speaker 5: started tasting different.
Speaker 1: I'm the thing.
Speaker 7: I can't say anything because I was the girl who
Speaker 7: was like, I ate tuna from Subway until it's.
Speaker 4: The tuna box.
Speaker 5: The bread is made out of yoga mats. I think
Speaker 5: I brought that up last time I was on here.
Speaker 5: I'm just full of fun facts.
Speaker 1: It's not made of yoga mats.
Speaker 4: You're like, it is.
Speaker 6: Why do you think it's so good?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 1: Why do you think Ellen has so much money?
Speaker 4: Because she saved money, saves it on editors.
Speaker 6: She don't spend jack shit on editors.
Speaker 5: Watch the show, watch Ellen's game of games, and tell
Speaker 5: me that she spends shit on editors. She doesn't.
Speaker 1: Fuck you know what I was gonna say.
Speaker 7: Like, one of the topics I wanted to bring up
Speaker 7: is that although I know there are some good performance
Speaker 7: art pieces, like, there has been performance art that I've
Speaker 7: seen video of and I've been like, damn, that actually
Speaker 7: is like so innovative and like so interesting. Most performance
Speaker 7: art looks like batshit crazy, fucking dodo in my butt.
Speaker 7: Like I've never seen like a friend go to a
Speaker 7: performance art show and post an IG clip of it.
Speaker 1: I've been like, damn, I wish I was there. It
Speaker 1: just looks like people actually.
Speaker 7: Tweaking out and like freaking out. But with all that said,
Speaker 7: I wish so badly we planned this properly and we
Speaker 7: rented out of space and we got you in there
Speaker 7: for a performance art piece.
Speaker 4: I mean, we can still do that.
Speaker 5: We have an extra, Yeah, we can do that. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I was freaking out trying to get Josie's costume ready
Speaker 7: and I bought like three separate dog snouts, so be
Speaker 7: expecting to see a lot more of the dog. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And also I think it's becoming like a really big
Speaker 4: thing online. I've been seeing a lot of people protesting
Speaker 4: let the dogs vote, which thank you, which is very real.
Speaker 4: It is very real, and it's close to my heart.
Speaker 2: And I think, what are they going to vote for
Speaker 2: a bone?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's offensive.
Speaker 5: Bro to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he's right here, said anything.
Speaker 2: I wanted to jump in with a good bit just.
Speaker 7: Because, like, if you were listening, he also said, like,
Speaker 7: let the dogs wear wigs, Let the dogs get piercing, Let.
Speaker 4: The dogs get a di abortion, bro, let the dogs
Speaker 4: like get divorces. Also not even divorces, but get married.
Speaker 5: Get married.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. They can legally get married period.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Y'all are actually like I'm getting my life right now
Speaker 5: with y'all, Like y'all are really making you feel better about.
Speaker 4: What my life is going to be like your leg see. Yeah,
Speaker 4: should dogs be able to adopt children? I don't think so. Yes,
Speaker 4: because they need two human parents.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because that's not taking into account the parents of
Speaker 7: the dog.
Speaker 5: You're saying two dogs couldn't raise a baby.
Speaker 1: No, think so.
Speaker 4: No, y'all, y'all's asked, are fucked up. You literally were
Speaker 4: sniffing me earlier.
Speaker 1: Because he's been sniffing around. He's been freaking out.
Speaker 4: Oh good, Why did you look at me like I'm
Speaker 4: tipping over?
Speaker 2: Drew?
Speaker 5: My favorite part of this whole costume genuinely is the
Speaker 5: glasses with the with the head wrap like combo.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: But speaking of the dog protests, so we didn't talk
Speaker 4: about it yet, but the dude that does the Spider
Speaker 4: Man cosplay and dances in front of the camera, so
Speaker 4: like obviously we were in that video, we were in
Speaker 4: his live stream and it was gaggy and like it
Speaker 4: was such a funny moment.
Speaker 8: D insert here, gosh, oh, wait, Alex corn pepper Hill
Speaker 8: pepper yuky pepper Hill pepper yucky.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's ice stream yummy.
Speaker 8: Hey, let the dogs vote chat, That's what I'm up.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm about.
Speaker 4: Notice how he moves the fucking camera at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 4: something is seriously sinister there. And I was really offended
Speaker 4: by it, and he moved it twice. But I read
Speaker 4: the room and I was like, Okay, he's uncomfortable by
Speaker 4: my presence. I'm gonna just like get out of the frame.
Speaker 4: I'll dip. So that's what I did.
Speaker 7: That's what I thought, Like, I wonder if so many
Speaker 7: people go see him on live and get behind him
Speaker 7: and start being dickheads, and that's why he moves it.
Speaker 4: But he he like, literally we came in hot, we
Speaker 4: were like, let the dogs vote. Yea da da da da. Well,
Speaker 4: he didn't know who we were. And then he saw
Speaker 4: the video that was posted online and he commented on it,
Speaker 4: and he commented on Josiah's video. Bitch. He thought we
Speaker 4: were fucking PETA protesters. He literally was like, oh, my
Speaker 4: Rita is protesting my life stream right now. I have
Speaker 4: to move them out of the fucking frame.
Speaker 7: I wish so badly I could spy on him and
Speaker 7: know the conversation he had with his friend group because
Speaker 7: you know, Dann while he was like someone literally like
Speaker 7: Peter protested my life tonight, and I'm like so freaked out,
Speaker 7: like I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Why, and I bet, like I just want to know
Speaker 1: so badly.
Speaker 7: If his conclusion was that because he was Spider Man,
Speaker 7: spiders technically an animal.
Speaker 1: Too, That's all I can think about, is.
Speaker 7: Like I wonder if like his friends were like, there's
Speaker 7: no way Peter protested you.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 7: And if he was like, no, spiders, yeah, don't squish
Speaker 7: the spiders.
Speaker 5: I mean. But also what I want to know is like,
Speaker 5: did he really think it was a Peter protest because
Speaker 5: we said let the dogs vote.
Speaker 4: I mean, people can get there, they've gone there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Peter pushes it. PETERA is like a bit
Speaker 1: freaky deeky.
Speaker 6: I know, unless it has hummus, a pita and hummus.
Speaker 5: Thank you you ate that. I'll take my raise, now
Speaker 5: you ate that. Take I'll take my Christmas bonus. Now
Speaker 5: I'll take my Christmas phone. Thank you for the Christmas phone.
Speaker 5: By the way, you guys know about Christmas Hall what
Speaker 5: in New York? Okay, forget about it.
Speaker 4: When I'm in my flat tummy tea era, I just
Speaker 4: decided I decided I need flat tummy tea. I think
Speaker 4: that'll heal me. Can y'all fucking believe that? Like I
Speaker 4: g baddies were just selling like xatives and we all
Speaker 4: were just like, yeah, flat tummy tea. Hey, Like I
Speaker 4: went to flat Meanwhile, Like girls were just like shitting
Speaker 4: out of their butt all day on, which isn't illegal,
Speaker 4: like girls pooping is illegal?
Speaker 5: Like you're making a point with this on is like
Speaker 5: killing me? Like, which is allego.
Speaker 4: I'm like, and if they do, I don't need to
Speaker 4: hear about it. People.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's something.
Speaker 7: Ruth bader Ginsburg would be like happy, how do you
Speaker 7: say theater Binsburg?
Speaker 5: Ruth bader Ginsburg was very full. No, she was for
Speaker 5: girls shouldn't and getting the award like girls.
Speaker 4: Wait, someone should have done Dreams Face reveal. Has no
Speaker 4: end done that yet for Halloween? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh that would have been really good.
Speaker 4: There's a creative way to do it. There's something that
Speaker 4: you y'all need to tap into that aura real.
Speaker 7: Quick, I mean really when this comes out, there's still
Speaker 7: going to be time to get Halloween costume, so we
Speaker 7: should just give away the extra Halloween costume ideas.
Speaker 3: We had.
Speaker 5: Your Bye? Did y'all talk about Your Bye?
Speaker 4: Oh no, that was gonna we were going to do
Speaker 4: the your buye what would you do joke where like
Speaker 4: either me or in you had like blue hair, green shirt,
Speaker 4: that whole vibe. Let me look up because I have
Speaker 4: a whole folder like.
Speaker 1: Dedicated to it.
Speaker 5: I can't give away what I was going to be
Speaker 5: because I want to do it next year.
Speaker 7: But all I'll say it, we could bleep it because
Speaker 7: what was it?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Kim Kardashian did a few years ago. I
Speaker 5: also wanted to do Selena, but.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I still kind of want to do Like there's this
Speaker 7: like group of coss players online that I found that've
Speaker 7: been making their own like kind of masquerade like puppet masks,
Speaker 7: and I still want to do that, but I just
Speaker 7: don't know. I have the time of dedication because I
Speaker 7: saw too torroon how to do it. I was like,
Speaker 7: I can do that shit, And then I looked through
Speaker 7: the bitches pages and they have like fucking Freddy Fastbayer
Speaker 7: costumes that they made also, and I'm like, Okay, That's
Speaker 7: how I know I'm out of my fucking lead, because
Speaker 7: once you're carving foam and shit, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not doing all that.
Speaker 7: Also, all I could think about was the carcinogens cheeping
Speaker 7: into my body because I am so sweaty. All of
Speaker 7: my pores are open. Anything from this that is bad
Speaker 7: for me is in my bloody.
Speaker 4: Imagine how tired we are.
Speaker 6: Imagine I'm how tired we are.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 4: I just I feel like I don't look pretty right now.
Speaker 4: You're beautiful.
Speaker 5: I love your beard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you look really good. You look really hot, honest.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I just I don't know if I feel
Speaker 4: I think he looks smart.
Speaker 2: You look face for abusive?
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I hate people. Yeah no, I hit people like.
Speaker 7: Not not in that way, but like you look like
Speaker 7: a guy in like twenty ten who's like kind of
Speaker 7: a piece of shit and would like hit me if
Speaker 7: we were in a club and I bumped into you.
Speaker 2: You look like David Foster Wallace kind.
Speaker 4: Of Oh yeah he did any wear headbands?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had like a red band.
Speaker 4: Wait, what were your other ideas or you couldn't find them,
Speaker 4: and I they're too good to give away because yeah,
Speaker 4: we meaning you're gonna be mustard and ketchup or like
Speaker 4: a light gonna be socket in a plug. I love
Speaker 4: it top in a bottom talk about what would you do?
Speaker 1: Basically I need to be on that show.
Speaker 7: So if anybody has connects, just put me on, Like,
Speaker 7: just confront me at a random time, no topics.
Speaker 1: Are off limit.
Speaker 7: I will probably always do the right thing because I'm
Speaker 7: a really good person, so it'll only do good for me.
Speaker 4: It'll which my ass. I was thinking about that. I
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, no, I would like immediately step in
Speaker 4: on a lot of these, but like, no, I wouldn't,
Speaker 4: like I am such a fucking coward and afraid of
Speaker 4: confrontation that like, I don't know, I would probably step up.
Speaker 1: I think my move would probably be there because there's.
Speaker 4: My glasses are fogging up.
Speaker 1: Yeah they are.
Speaker 7: There's many sides of like reactions to what would you do?
Speaker 7: And it's the people who see someone in trouble and
Speaker 7: they go up to the person in trouble and they're
Speaker 7: like hey, and they comfort them. Then there's a person
Speaker 7: who confronts the perpetuator of evil, and then there's a
Speaker 7: person who just like sides with evil. Depending on what
Speaker 7: day it was, I'd either side with evil or comfort
Speaker 7: the person.
Speaker 6: I'd be the first one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, We're like, no confrontation, but I just want to
Speaker 5: go and give them money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would go and be nice to the person
Speaker 1: who's being attacked.
Speaker 5: But also my first thought would be like, I'm on,
Speaker 5: what would you do? So I really gotta do I
Speaker 5: gotta do.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: In the newer episodes, you can fully tell everybody knows
Speaker 7: they are on what would you do? Like with Fail,
Speaker 7: everybody knows everyone's getting into character and like they kind
Speaker 7: of just let it run.
Speaker 5: So fucking staring at me, You're looking bro, like I
Speaker 5: literally feel it from here and like I'm trying to
Speaker 5: listen to you, and then guy's like staring daggers at me.
Speaker 7: It's fucked up because I think you look like you
Speaker 7: look the best you've looked in probably like the sixty years.
Speaker 5: Yeah, since I was like seventeen, right, Yeah, seventeen, I
Speaker 5: looked great. Minute eighteen had I fucked?
Speaker 4: They only once you when you're seventeen. When you're twenty one,
Speaker 4: you're fun guys. I am just like overheating and fucking dying.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, last week you were talking about like
Speaker 7: nasty British food and we cut it out because you're weeth.
Speaker 4: No, I was talking about British teeth. I saw British teeth.
Speaker 4: I saw British teeth in real life last week. Really scary, y'all.
Speaker 4: Like I know all of y'all aren't like that, but
Speaker 4: like really like bruh, like actually brush your teeth challenge,
Speaker 4: Like I'm genuinely not joking, says the man.
Speaker 1: Who can't shit. Like y'all, y'all are gonna go dre,
Speaker 1: we should.
Speaker 5: Any help?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, sorry, Drew's okay, we're back.
Speaker 4: Took a nasty spill, but Drew's fine. But I'm chill.
Speaker 1: No, you're not chill. You're too crazy and I can't
Speaker 1: take you anywhere.
Speaker 5: You take me anywhere?
Speaker 1: So crazy anywhere.
Speaker 4: My friend is so crazy. I'm so fucking crazy. I'm crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm so fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Now are you placking those around?
Speaker 4: You're missing a pinky?
Speaker 5: Oh, because pinky's up, darling. I guess she's not British. Fuck,
Speaker 5: I don't really know this character too well.
Speaker 4: You wanted to dude because you had a bunch of
Speaker 4: bits planned.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. What else does she do? In
Speaker 5: the Michelle fivorone, she hisses, you're red girl.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking Mini Mouse bitch.
Speaker 5: And it's so cute.
Speaker 4: It's so cute.
Speaker 7: Because I know y'all know, I was talking a lot
Speaker 7: about Disney and about her house, and Disney contacted me.
Speaker 1: They kicked that bitch out. I'm taking her spot. It's
Speaker 1: kind of fucked up.
Speaker 5: Does that mean you have to have sex with Mickey Mouse?
Speaker 1: No, they don't fuck. They're open.
Speaker 5: I guess they don't have kids or polly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mickey Mouse clubhouse. What do you think that was about?
Speaker 4: Becausey is gay?
Speaker 1: I didn't say Goofy was gay.
Speaker 5: Goofy's bye, But Mickey's gay.
Speaker 2: But he watches them sex.
Speaker 5: He's Aofy's kid, he's gay.
Speaker 4: M Collect that Max is a child our clock.
Speaker 5: That tone, he's an adult now, baby, that was like
Speaker 5: twenty years ago.
Speaker 4: A club that's like forty eight.
Speaker 1: That is eight thousand years old.
Speaker 4: Now, Okay, something I've been dying to talk about this
Speaker 4: entire episode. Okay, you know those chiropractor videos where they
Speaker 4: like break the woman's spine and she like screams and like, yeah,
Speaker 4: da da da da da da da da. Why are
Speaker 4: ninety eight percent of those softcore porn? Like I'm not kidding,
Speaker 4: Like it is so hyper sexual to the point where
Speaker 4: it's like almost like muckbangs, being like feeder content. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like chiropractor videos on TikTok or just soft core
Speaker 4: porn because it's like two dudes grinding up on each other,
Speaker 4: like a dude and a girl, like breaking each other's back.
Speaker 7: The moaning, and then I saw one recently where this
Speaker 7: guy like breaks his girl's spine and then like holds
Speaker 7: her from behind like this, and I was like, this
Speaker 7: makes me so uncomfortable. But it's so funny because what
Speaker 7: they've started doing instead of moaning is.
Speaker 1: They add like Tom and Jerry ass screams over it,
Speaker 1: so it's not the actual screens. Have you seen that, dude?
Speaker 7: I liked like three of them recently because I was
Speaker 7: just laying in bed and I thought they were so
Speaker 7: fucking funny.
Speaker 5: Wait, let me find also. One of those chiropractors reached
Speaker 5: out to me like two years ago, you should have
Speaker 5: done it, and I didn't. He was like, I'm coming
Speaker 5: down to l a and like looking for like influencers
Speaker 5: to collab with, Like I could adjust you for free,
Speaker 5: but I would want to post the video I was
Speaker 5: too pussy.
Speaker 4: It's like a massuse. It's like a massuse vibe where
Speaker 4: like massuses are like they come into your hotel room
Speaker 4: and like rub you up and then accidentally touch your boner.
Speaker 5: Who said that when happen?
Speaker 4: That never happened to me, Like when you're at a
Speaker 4: massage parlor and they touch your boner and they just
Speaker 4: like jerk you up.
Speaker 5: But the thing is they're always playing in my ass,
Speaker 5: like every time.
Speaker 7: The only weird thing I ever have happened during a
Speaker 7: massage is sometimes they like pull my fucking nasty ass
Speaker 7: underwear down, because somehow, every time I've gotten a massage,
Speaker 7: I'm wearing like my most beat up, like destroyed, dry,
Speaker 7: rotted underwear.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, she's.
Speaker 7: Put your bag of chips back on your head bag.
Speaker 1: It's like way too dark.
Speaker 5: We can brighten it in post, we can a little bit.
Speaker 7: KI will finger it out. I'll finger it, Okay, don't
Speaker 7: you aren't supposed to beat that.
Speaker 4: I will finger the video. Kai is always fingering the video.
Speaker 5: That's the best one over.
Speaker 7: No, okay, this is like the Tom and Jerry scream.
Speaker 1: That is that is not that woman's voice.
Speaker 7: That is literally like Jerry getting his fucking tail snatched
Speaker 7: by fucking Tom.
Speaker 1: Or is it reverse? Who's Tom and who's Jerry?
Speaker 5: Cat tail and Jerry is the mouse? Hello?
Speaker 1: Oh, Jerry's the mouse.
Speaker 5: You're the mouse, baby on the cat play a little
Speaker 5: game of mouse?
Speaker 2: Oh? Also I found that.
Speaker 1: Does she say that?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I found out that Jerry's aside.
Speaker 4: Do you know what side is? There's top bottom, verse
Speaker 4: and inside. I'm like, I'm giving like.
Speaker 1: You're giving like celibate. No one wants to touch you.
Speaker 1: You're disgusting.
Speaker 4: I'm giving top secret information away for free. But a
Speaker 4: side is someone that doesn't want any penetration at all.
Speaker 5: Honestly penetration in their mouth.
Speaker 4: Though, No, damn no bottom. No.
Speaker 5: First, they're just hanging out, so they don't give head either.
Speaker 4: They give they give head, Oh.
Speaker 5: To a side, And you're saying, Jerry is aside the mouse,
Speaker 5: the little tiny thing that's like this big.
Speaker 2: This is just what I heard that.
Speaker 1: I don't did you hear that from? I guess LA
Speaker 1: is a crazy place, guys.
Speaker 5: Just so you know that part.
Speaker 1: You need to stop doing that.
Speaker 4: You get nails like for real, because like this metal
Speaker 4: nails is kind of vibe.
Speaker 7: Did have you seen the people on TikTok who are like,
Speaker 7: what is it called, like jewelry makers.
Speaker 1: There's like a name for it. I can't remember the
Speaker 1: name for it, but they are people who no, it's
Speaker 1: not jewels, there's jewelers.
Speaker 7: And then there's like people who are literally like fucking cobbling.
Speaker 4: The metal jewelry makers.
Speaker 1: They're called blacksmith, blacksmith, blacksmith.
Speaker 4: Like blacksmiths makes swords and ship.
Speaker 7: Well, you might as well be a fucking blacksmith because
Speaker 7: there's this motherfucker on TikTok who makes like nails, like
Speaker 7: they are doing sterling silver and gold nails, and.
Speaker 1: They'll like take a mold of your hands. Yeah that's kind.
Speaker 5: But also like, what are you supposed to do?
Speaker 1: How the fuck am I supposed to bite my nails?
Speaker 4: Like grills? I want one for my ear? Have you
Speaker 4: been seeing those? They take them mold of the inside
Speaker 4: of your ear and make a grill for your ear.
Speaker 1: It's like an ear ring.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like Scaparelli coated.
Speaker 7: That would be coint but also like that's the kind
Speaker 7: of ship that here I go gluing on my goal
Speaker 7: old fucking nails, like I'm gonna be at a party
Speaker 7: and come back home and have like a pinky a
Speaker 7: pointy finger and like like.
Speaker 4: The main events though, because it's goal And Ellen Degenner
Speaker 4: saved a lot of money on the show because she didn't.
Speaker 1: Hire Head, she didn't hire nail Tex.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, also, did you all ever see Will I AM's
Speaker 5: metal hair?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I remember at the super Bowl he had like metal
Speaker 5: hair and it's like a metal his hair but made
Speaker 5: out of metal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like ship people were doing when like.
Speaker 7: Futurism was in popularity and main culture was so funny.
Speaker 7: We need to get back to that, but we are
Speaker 7: like too far in for people to do it.
Speaker 5: For Eye Peace Tour. Back then, it seemed like two
Speaker 5: year twenty ten and eleven, everybody was doing whatever the
Speaker 5: fuck they wanted, Like Katy Perry was on a cotton
Speaker 5: candy cloud and then riding a giant metal tiger, and
Speaker 5: Lady Gaga was dressing up like Joe Calderone and Beyonce Gone.
Speaker 4: Girl for Maine Halloween. You be joke Caldern and I'll
Speaker 4: be gaga, no.
Speaker 1: Bitch for main Halloween. I gotta be this because I
Speaker 1: already sent momentey on there anymore.
Speaker 7: If you see me out in this like three times,
Speaker 7: don't say shit to me. Act like you've never seen
Speaker 7: content of me in your life in this.
Speaker 5: Because she showed it herself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I made this all myself. It took me like
Speaker 1: three minutes, probably like three minutes. Thirty minutes, Okay, thirty
Speaker 1: minutes For a lot of people, this would probably take
Speaker 1: like three weeks. But it took me like thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: Did you know you have you know you have thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: You know you have thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: I love this bag of chips on your head. You're crazy,
Speaker 1: crazy like.
Speaker 4: You see us. I'm genuinely concerned that you can't see
Speaker 4: us this whole episode.
Speaker 5: Remember when that happened when we did the outdoor episode
Speaker 5: in Joshua. Yeah, like by nighttime, no, we turned on
Speaker 5: the night vision.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I though.
Speaker 5: Also I was gonna say, you look like pretty, you
Speaker 5: look good like. I don't know why, I like, I
Speaker 5: think you look like a girl right now, and you
Speaker 5: look pretty like if I saw you at the bar, droo, guy,
Speaker 5: I was like ten drinks in doubles, it's like twenty drinks.
Speaker 4: So you need to be complete, you would need to
Speaker 4: be with me.
Speaker 2: That's really homophobic. I'm calling it.
Speaker 5: Thank you, no one, it's not homophobic. Let me tell
Speaker 5: you he's courageous. I mean, look at him, long brown hair.
Speaker 5: I would do it so very even and we would
Speaker 5: laugh about it.
Speaker 4: We would laugh about it for sure.
Speaker 2: You honestly look good.
Speaker 4: It's long hair.
Speaker 1: You should grow your hair up. I was trying to
Speaker 1: convince Drew so much. Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Okay, so since the last episode, we went to the
Speaker 7: Brat tour, went to Sweat and it was so fucking funny,
Speaker 7: was like such a good conc Yeah, I genuinely think
Speaker 7: Charlie is one of the best performers I've ever seen
Speaker 7: and trust and believe.
Speaker 1: I've been to a lot of concerts. My life's been
Speaker 1: pretty awesome.
Speaker 5: Said Beyonce. Yeah, better than Beyonce.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that.
Speaker 4: No one's better than no One, saying the Charlie stage
Speaker 4: presence is the closest you can get.
Speaker 7: Her presence like she has like sex appeal, like crazy.
Speaker 7: She's such a good performer. She is, like I couldn't
Speaker 7: keep my eyes off of her and also.
Speaker 4: Interacts with the crowd too, is so fucking funny. She'll
Speaker 4: just like I don't know if it was La specific,
Speaker 4: but like her just like cussing us all out for
Speaker 4: being fucking bunk was like really sick, like I know
Speaker 4: it was. So it was very authentic feeling. It wasn't
Speaker 4: like a bit.
Speaker 7: Also, Troy can dance his ass off, and I found
Speaker 7: myself like mimicking the way he was moving on stage,
Speaker 7: the way he like has such a specific like body movement,
Speaker 7: and I felt myself.
Speaker 1: Like, you know what I kept doing. You know that
Speaker 1: video of Rihanna was high as fuck.
Speaker 7: I know body is crazy. That video of Rihanna when
Speaker 7: she's high as fuck watching Lady Gaga and she smiles.
Speaker 7: I on ironically did that at one point like a
Speaker 7: fuck no who was on say, oh, okay, actually, I'm
Speaker 7: can you keep your fucking baggage tips on your head
Speaker 7: because you're actually being crazy too crazy? Like now you're
Speaker 7: pushing it with being too crazy.
Speaker 4: Can y'all shut the fuck up? All three of y'all.
Speaker 4: Y'all want to see crazy, I'll show you fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, the chips are already on the head.
Speaker 5: Our little comedian.
Speaker 1: You know it's crazy.
Speaker 7: I don't think the Ryan knows you were doing that
Speaker 7: for Alluweien and she sent me that yesterday.
Speaker 1: She was like, this is how I've been feeling lately.
Speaker 4: That's so funny.
Speaker 7: But I was mistaken. My Rihanna moment was when we
Speaker 7: saw Conan. Because I was with you. You came to
Speaker 7: Conan with us. Because we also saw Conan Gray. We
Speaker 7: we have had a blessing of a time at the Bitch.
Speaker 4: We got over. Yeah, we were running Inglewood this week.
Speaker 4: Play with me because I also went to the football
Speaker 4: game out in Inglewood. I went to So Fine, So
Speaker 4: Fine and that was really fun. Ryan, I missed and
Speaker 4: love you. I.
Speaker 1: It was so fucking fun.
Speaker 7: We got to see Charlie, we got see Troy, We
Speaker 7: got to see Conan, who was like so awesome. Also
Speaker 7: watching like there were a few parent daughter couples around
Speaker 7: us at Conan's thing or like duos not foa and
Speaker 7: it was really really sweet to see like moms.
Speaker 1: I wish I had a mom.
Speaker 7: But more importantly, Coke Conan at one part goes like
Speaker 7: this like I don't know if you saw him on stage,
Speaker 7: He went like this, and I was so high.
Speaker 1: I literally looked at him and I went like I
Speaker 1: did him back. And I got so embarrassed because I.
Speaker 7: Was like, I was like, oh my god, what if
Speaker 7: someone saw me doing that, because he was like telling
Speaker 7: us to clap, and I was clapping, and then after
Speaker 7: everybody like finished clapping, he went like this, I was
Speaker 7: like thank you, and I was like thank you, like
Speaker 7: I get it back, and I was.
Speaker 4: Like everyone thought like Charlie was like grew and her
Speaker 4: fans were the minions, Like I saw that joke a bunch,
Speaker 4: because like it really was giving that at some point
Speaker 4: Conan his grew and his fans of the minions, and
Speaker 4: I was clapping along, I was waving my hands, I
Speaker 4: had my flash out, like I was doing the whole
Speaker 4: fucking thing. And I truly believe and this is not
Speaker 4: my take, this is a known take, but if more
Speaker 4: people went to fucking concerts, there would be a lot
Speaker 4: less bigoted religious people in this world because it is
Speaker 4: a very religious experience to be in a room of
Speaker 4: fifteen thousand people all there for the same reason, singing
Speaker 4: the same fucking songs.
Speaker 7: And I mean, yeah, most see why people love church
Speaker 7: because when you think about it. They do that damn concert.
Speaker 7: They get someone up there and they sing. It's probably
Speaker 7: a kid who can't fucking sing for shit.
Speaker 4: It just makes them feel included. It's like you're a
Speaker 4: part of something. And that's really what concerts make me feel.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 4: We hate church, No, min we don't mind church.
Speaker 1: We don't hate church. But would you see me in
Speaker 1: a church by choice?
Speaker 7: Absolutely the fuck not, Like I genuinely don't think I
Speaker 7: could sit through is it a sermon?
Speaker 5: It depends on the religion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to go to the mahalland Drive church
Speaker 4: really bad. I feel like that would be I.
Speaker 5: Think Christ Jenner one.
Speaker 4: I don't know which one it is.
Speaker 5: He was in a freaky church, Chris Jenner.
Speaker 4: M there's I just know there's like a church on
Speaker 4: mahalland Drive with a beautiful view, and I just want
Speaker 4: to go to it one time. But I'm really about
Speaker 4: the lot.
Speaker 7: And then I stepped outside and it was gorgeous and
Speaker 7: you had to be like that. I'd be like, wow,
Speaker 7: God is here, like he was here this morning with us.
Speaker 1: But I've only been to Jehovah's Witness church.
Speaker 7: So I think that's why I'm like I don't want
Speaker 7: to go because that wasn't fun.
Speaker 4: That was not a fucking vibe at all.
Speaker 5: That would have not been shown.
Speaker 4: I literally if I move, if I have any sudden movements, y'all,
Speaker 4: like the chip bag goes fine to really be slow,
Speaker 4: really see I move suddenly, y'all. The Jewel class action
Speaker 4: lawsuit is going down and people are getting their fucking payouts.
Speaker 4: Finally I saw one for eight thousand dollars. Bitch. If
Speaker 4: I signed for that lawsuit, I swear to god, I
Speaker 4: would have gotten paid fifteen grand. I was smoking that
Speaker 4: shit when I was fifteen years old to the age
Speaker 4: of like twenty and I even like tried one like
Speaker 4: at twenty three or some shit like that. Like really,
Speaker 4: I was like hitting the fuck out of it. And
Speaker 4: the fact that I'm still only sixteen is like, actually.
Speaker 1: Crazy, Wait, that doesn't make sense. Did you like go back?
Speaker 1: You regressed?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I yeah, time go No. I've been like sixteen for
Speaker 4: the last like six years. But like the real craziest
Speaker 4: part about it is I have an age today. I
Speaker 4: really haven't wait, bitch. This is my RuPaul's drag race,
Speaker 4: like my sugar snatch. Yeah, my snatch game.
Speaker 5: If you get it, you get it. If you don't,
Speaker 5: you didn't get it. How Like, what the fuck does
Speaker 5: Catwoman do?
Speaker 1: She's low key, quiet as fuck?
Speaker 7: So you're not giving cat Yeah, she's supposed to be
Speaker 7: stealthy and quiet. You should have just been fucking Ariana
Speaker 7: Grande in that way.
Speaker 5: I'm very demure.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Josiah's being very demure, right.
Speaker 5: I'm very demure. I'm very quiet.
Speaker 1: Did your boots make so much noise?
Speaker 4: That's the biggest plot hole in Catwoman? Is that leather
Speaker 4: outfit and not making sounds?
Speaker 1: Well, I think it was real leather, It wouldn't make
Speaker 1: as much noise.
Speaker 5: Actually, this is real leather.
Speaker 7: No, that's from Amazon, and we got it for zero
Speaker 7: dollars because we're going to force your side to.
Speaker 5: Talk about it. Amazon will let you do zero dollars
Speaker 5: and don't pay for it, and if you return it
Speaker 5: within seven days, there's no money taking out of your case.
Speaker 7: It's a method for I was gonna say, I also
Speaker 7: think it's a ploy because like, most people don't have
Speaker 7: fucking time to return.
Speaker 5: So they're lazy. Well, a lot of people don't want
Speaker 5: to work nowadays. You don't want to go down.
Speaker 4: To the cold.
Speaker 1: You don't want to work nowadays? Actually, no, you you've
Speaker 1: been working.
Speaker 5: I've been working like I've been more.
Speaker 1: No, you had a good year where like the work.
Speaker 4: Was stacked and I wasn't even trying.
Speaker 5: I was like, fuck this shit, Like, look, I got
Speaker 5: these credit cards. That's a maxim out. What's your credit score?
Speaker 4: I think I have like a seven o five.
Speaker 5: Now see what's your credit I think it's like a
Speaker 5: seven forty. Oh what's your credit score?
Speaker 2: I think honestly, mine's like eight hundred and ten.
Speaker 4: So you're okay, Like I buy it. The thing is like,
Speaker 4: is good money?
Speaker 7: It's like mine is good because I'm nonchalant. Like mine
Speaker 7: is good because I'm nonchalant. I don't like I just
Speaker 7: like keep up with my life.
Speaker 5: Well, it's good to know we'd all get approved for
Speaker 5: an apartment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that you're just Josiah's is two.
Speaker 5: It's about three forty. It's been rebuilding this in his
Speaker 5: building era. I'm in my building era because in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty two I was likes because like, I got a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: What are you even doing though? Because you have the
Speaker 1: same fake product? Sure every day.
Speaker 5: Food all I spend money on is fucking food. I
Speaker 5: love food. I'm obsessed with food. I eat all three meals.
Speaker 4: I mean we can tell.
Speaker 1: I mean stan because it's going somewhere.
Speaker 4: It's going right to that bowl. It's going right go
Speaker 4: right to it's going to the big puss.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's way too close to my face.
Speaker 5: But really, like I'm rebuilding my credit, y'all, just wait
Speaker 5: until I get back to it, because you know what.
Speaker 5: One last thing about this, I'm so sorry. But by
Speaker 5: the time that I was nineteen, about to be twenty,
Speaker 5: my credit score was at like seven eighty. I was
Speaker 5: so close to eight hundred, like it's close. And then
Speaker 5: the pandemic hit and I realized, oh, I have credit
Speaker 5: cards and I can just max them out and I'll
Speaker 5: pay them eventually.
Speaker 7: I literally think I only have a good credit score
Speaker 7: because I've been paying off.
Speaker 1: Cars my whole fucking life. Like that's literally that is
Speaker 1: the only reason I have.
Speaker 4: Is my credit is the fucking devil. I fucking hate credit.
Speaker 4: Don't get credit down.
Speaker 5: It is evil.
Speaker 4: I fucking hate credit. I wish I prayed. I did
Speaker 4: not get a credit score until I was twenty five.
Speaker 4: Since true, I just got a credit I just got
Speaker 4: a credit card.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, but that also made our life incredibly difficult
Speaker 7: because my credit used to be bad. So then when
Speaker 7: we got this ugly, fucking nasty apartment, we had to
Speaker 7: beg for it, which is crazy because we had to.
Speaker 1: Beg for the apartment.
Speaker 4: We did change a lot of things around here.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, we just shored this place, for sure.
Speaker 5: We did change a lot of things around here.
Speaker 4: We made our landlord more trusting of people under the
Speaker 4: age of thirty.
Speaker 7: I mean, actually we did, because when we moved in,
Speaker 7: there was nobody under the age of fucking thirty five
Speaker 7: in this building. Now it is ransacked and run by
Speaker 7: children under thirty and a sixteen year old aka Drew
Speaker 7: and my neighbors. They scare me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. That's it.
Speaker 5: I'm missing my middle finger, y'all.
Speaker 4: We have not addressed like the main thing that happened
Speaker 4: this week, that is legitimately the most insane fucking thing
Speaker 4: I've ever seen happen in my entire life. Hate the
Speaker 4: man Trump working at McDonald.
Speaker 1: And then E coli surfacing.
Speaker 4: He licked, he fucking scratched his ass and spread the
Speaker 4: E coli particles and also Trump smells like ship. That
Speaker 4: is not like a like a made up No, people
Speaker 4: don't know, like this is a real thing. He smells
Speaker 4: like ship. He doesn't brush his teeth, I mean.
Speaker 7: Like using clean towels, Like I know exactly what his
Speaker 7: towel smells like, and it smells like just like a
Speaker 7: nasty man saves.
Speaker 5: So much money. Yeah, true, is because he uses the
Speaker 5: same towel.
Speaker 4: Also, he eats a fish filelet like every single day,
Speaker 4: like oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also that true.
Speaker 4: He eats a fish fileet on his private jet. He
Speaker 4: always gets fucking McDonald's for his private jet rides. He's fucked, nasty,
Speaker 4: rancid bitch. Go fucking vote, please, please want the love
Speaker 4: of God, go fucking vote.
Speaker 5: He wears a girdle. That should be enough to tell you.
Speaker 4: Also he had to sit on a fucking peepad on
Speaker 4: a talk show because he has a leaky fucking guy.
Speaker 1: It can't be true.
Speaker 5: No, it is.
Speaker 1: So nasty. I literally like, I'm not kidding. In my head,
Speaker 1: he's not real. And if oh, you know.
Speaker 7: That new AI thing where you can put in a
Speaker 7: picture and sqush like the image, that's what I imagine.
Speaker 1: Is Donald Trump?
Speaker 5: Like to me, He's not a real person.
Speaker 7: He's somebody that if somebody wanted, God could come and
Speaker 7: squish him up. And I wish that's what would happen,
Speaker 7: but that can't happen. So what you need to do
Speaker 7: is go to the booths of voting and uh go
Speaker 7: and vote for miss Kamala and mister Walls.
Speaker 5: Please vote for me, Please vote for me.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that actually hurt.
Speaker 5: Oh I saw that, Drew you felt that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got a really bad headache.
Speaker 4: Like not long after that was uplift they like reanimated.
Speaker 2: That was real. Yes, oh I thought that was fake.
Speaker 7: If only the people who killed bitches who were left
Speaker 7: handed and called them witches saw what we could do
Speaker 7: on our iPhones today, they would actually fucking die, like.
Speaker 4: Oh, they would come.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't call anybody a witch for that kind of
Speaker 1: shit anymore. You're just like what website today.
Speaker 4: They are literal witches on Etsy.
Speaker 1: We need, yeah, we need.
Speaker 5: They sell potions they actually do, they do, and candles.
Speaker 4: I want to buy them. Oh I bought a bunch
Speaker 4: of witchcraft candles.
Speaker 1: And he never lit them.
Speaker 4: I got scared. And I'm also in my era where
Speaker 4: I'm not supposed to be lighting them. I did a
Speaker 4: lot of research and I'm not gonna light them anytime soon,
Speaker 4: and I may never, but I have them in the
Speaker 4: off chance that something horrible, horrible, horrible happens in my life,
Speaker 4: and I really do need to sell my soul to
Speaker 4: the devil.
Speaker 1: Me and that devil.
Speaker 4: That me and the devil.
Speaker 7: I think me, you and Josie are going to start
Speaker 7: a trio and we're going to defeat the ones who
Speaker 7: made the like that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make a song click bay even looking like
Speaker 1: click bait. Maybe we're gonna make it look like clickbait
Speaker 1: deep bake. It's kind of looking like a click bait
Speaker 1: deep bake. It's kind of looking like click bait. Tell
Speaker 1: they watching me, you know what?
Speaker 5: I feel bad for them, though, I truly I really do.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: No, No, the song is horrible. They don't make good music.
Speaker 7: There are people out there who like that thing, Like
Speaker 7: that's okay, I know.
Speaker 5: But I was just thinking about it, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 5: why the fuck? Like we live in such a crazy
Speaker 5: world where like this has become a topic that has
Speaker 5: lasted for weeks. When a shitty song used to come out,
Speaker 5: it would just be like, oh, that sucked, like but
Speaker 5: now it's like just no one has anything to fucking
Speaker 5: talk about, Like just shut the fuck up. I hate it,
Speaker 5: don't get me wrong, but like it's not funny to
Speaker 5: me anymore.
Speaker 4: Respect, it's not funny anymore. Three weeks, Like I actually
Speaker 4: love this behavior.
Speaker 5: We need to, like the trend cycle needs to speed
Speaker 5: up again for real, because we're running out of shit.
Speaker 1: We spend so much time on this bit or not
Speaker 1: a lot of time. We don't have like a lot
Speaker 1: of things. Also, like talk about.
Speaker 4: It grew up in an era of fashion like that
Speaker 4: will never be replicated. I mean, like twenty fourteen, we
Speaker 4: were like the twenty sixteen. Twenty seventeen is not gonna
Speaker 4: give like when they like recycle that ship, Like it
Speaker 4: is not gonna eat. No, twenty that's well to twenty
Speaker 4: fourteen will eat.
Speaker 7: Specifically twenty ten to twenty twelve. That's not gonna happen,
Speaker 7: and you're never gonna make it happen. But like we'll
Speaker 7: have theater glasses with the lenses popped out, like the mustache.
Speaker 5: Dude, the mustache finger.
Speaker 4: She definitely had one.
Speaker 7: Just we'll come back also before I lose this thought
Speaker 7: the same tonight is the new like younger kids version
Speaker 7: of like no no no no no no no no
Speaker 7: no no no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 4: No, guys, consent is important.
Speaker 5: Yeah what did you just say?
Speaker 4: Consent is important?
Speaker 5: That's true? Actually is true?
Speaker 7: No no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: I was like, why are you saying?
Speaker 4: I fucking ate y'all? Like the fuck alone you could
Speaker 4: start eating those damn chip.
Speaker 1: By the cheats, I thought, gonna lie.
Speaker 7: I can't wait to eat pretzels, even though pretzels low
Speaker 7: key give me PTSD because.
Speaker 4: That was a fucking disgusting these I love the hell
Speaker 4: no head they no, dude, pretzels. No they're not. They
Speaker 4: don't give like. What they remind me of is church.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck church with a plastic cup that you would
Speaker 4: eat the pretzels out of and then they would put
Speaker 4: some sort of juice inside the cup with the pretzels.
Speaker 5: Wait, y'all's Body of Christ was pretzel No, it was.
Speaker 4: Like, uh like youth group.
Speaker 1: Like it was just like a snack they would give you.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was like.
Speaker 5: The Communion And I was like, y'all were using pretzels
Speaker 5: and like.
Speaker 7: Juice because I was gonna say pretzels low key remind
Speaker 7: me of being in y m c A.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 7: The only snacks they would give us was fake Newtons
Speaker 7: and pretzels.
Speaker 5: Big nets are so good, though.
Speaker 1: I don't with fake Newton's. I haven't gotten story that hump.
Speaker 4: Please, I'm trying to we don't have hr.
Speaker 2: You are looking why he is playing with his like.
Speaker 5: Are you looking? I thought you look.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what to call that. Hit him,
Speaker 2: hit him, ye, honestly, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 5: Been talking to It would be a Halloween mirror.
Speaker 2: And hit me harder this time because last time it didn't.
Speaker 5: Okay, hit me hard and sauce. He's giving Billie eilish.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't do anything again again that wasn't enough.
Speaker 1: He wanted out. I know, why do you bend over
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're too afraid to hit me again.
Speaker 1: You're being a slot, just being a slot.
Speaker 2: Damn. Your ass actually looks super good in those pand
Speaker 2: no not you just said fucking Drew. Look at his ass.
Speaker 5: It looks great. The headband fell.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I'm just gonna commit like this just.
Speaker 5: Like it just balanced it. Yeah, are you fucking taking
Speaker 5: selfies right now?
Speaker 4: This is oh whoa whoa whoa yeah, and you can
Speaker 4: do whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2: She her, it's her podcast.
Speaker 4: Dare talk to my girl like that effort.
Speaker 7: You need to take those fucking chips off your head
Speaker 7: because if I hear them falling one more.
Speaker 5: Time, because it's all the salt in there, just.
Speaker 2: Put the bag down, dude.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Wait, maybe the bag of chips wasn't crazy, Drew. Maybe
Speaker 7: the like real meaning of that meme is like when
Speaker 7: she puts the bag of chips on her head, it
Speaker 7: actually dilutes the crazy.
Speaker 1: And what'd you take?
Speaker 2: That's a good theory, Drew. Drew, come back?
Speaker 5: Why did he run away?
Speaker 2: Because you guys are being homophobic?
Speaker 5: I was amazing you.
Speaker 2: Said a bunch of homophobic coated things. And I'm an
Speaker 2: ally so I do pick up on stuff like that. Drew,
Speaker 2: Come back, Drew.
Speaker 5: I'm not begging.
Speaker 2: I don't please come back.
Speaker 1: He stop you look gross like you're scaring me.
Speaker 5: Drew, Bro, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: He's I took my wig off and this is what
Speaker 4: I died.
Speaker 1: When did you get your hair done?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 4: Did you get your hair? You got it today? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was under the wig. I wanted to do like
Speaker 4: a reveal, like.
Speaker 5: Like a wig under a wig.
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, I took my hair off.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say I wasn't here for the
Speaker 2: last Hollowing episode. It is such an honor to be
Speaker 2: here for this one. The eve before.
Speaker 7: Your're sat poop, you're hitting your word Max, I am.
Speaker 7: Every word is fifty cents and it adds up quick.
Speaker 1: So think about.
Speaker 4: It, o Kai. I just wanted to ask you a question.
Speaker 4: Can you give me a forty word dissertation on why
Speaker 4: I'm so hot?
Speaker 1: Four hundred words?
Speaker 2: The thing about the way that Drew is so beautiful
Speaker 2: and his body goes crazy. I love his hourglass figure.
Speaker 2: I like the way that when he runs I can
Speaker 2: hear his nuts slap against his eh when.
Speaker 4: He wears his little balls like girls make it clap
Speaker 4: with their ass. I make it clap with my balls
Speaker 4: for real, my dick and ball. Can you actually make
Speaker 4: it clap with the yes? I can?
Speaker 5: Can you clap those cheeks?
Speaker 2: Actually he can? Maybe you show me or us.
Speaker 4: I think when I.
Speaker 7: Turned twenty six, i'thing to get a bbl By the way,
Speaker 7: so y'all stay tuned for that. But I only have
Speaker 7: it for like a month and then I'll get rid
Speaker 7: of it.
Speaker 4: I was trying to come up with a joke.
Speaker 5: You're gonna have it for a month and then get
Speaker 5: it sucked out?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I kill myself, right, I on ironically, Oh, what
Speaker 7: did you say that was important?
Speaker 1: He's fine, He's fine.
Speaker 2: He's not looking at that stuff all the time.
Speaker 5: What did he say?
Speaker 1: He said he's gonna kill himself.
Speaker 7: You know him, he's commitment Yeah, he has commitment issues
Speaker 7: over heretic.
Speaker 4: No one hates me more than I hate myself.
Speaker 5: True.
Speaker 7: I think I'm gonna start using my phone like this,
Speaker 7: Like you know how old people hold it from the
Speaker 7: bottom and they just like use their finger to like
Speaker 7: navigate around.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna just start fingering myself on the podcast, yeah,
Speaker 4: just like you owe me bottom.
Speaker 6: Then tonight I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: Why not should we tell ky spooky scary stories?
Speaker 9: Dude?
Speaker 1: I was trying to thinking, like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I have scary stories that.
Speaker 4: I have one that I've been withholding for the last
Speaker 4: twelve years. For this moment, I was a home alone. Oh,
Speaker 4: actually I was in bed with my father and my mother.
Speaker 5: Wait, really, I am hating this way.
Speaker 1: I'm like so confused.
Speaker 4: No, no, no. When I was about fourteen years old,
Speaker 4: I was home alone.
Speaker 5: Okay, mccola colcon true continually, Like.
Speaker 7: You're actually starting to bring me out, Like it's really
Speaker 7: scarying me.
Speaker 1: When you move around like that. I get to your
Speaker 1: face and I'm just looking at a blonde head of hair.
Speaker 5: Do you actually have a I don't think he does.
Speaker 2: I have a scary story.
Speaker 4: Tell it.
Speaker 2: So. I've been thinking a lot, and I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm not straight. I'm actually a bisexual person.
Speaker 5: Cool, it's twenty twenty four. That doesn't mean.
Speaker 1: The worst one, Like that's what you're going to.
Speaker 4: Be, because it's like coming in like, bro, you're either
Speaker 4: straight or gay exactly.
Speaker 2: I love you for that, thank you. I am a bisexual,
Speaker 2: but I'm only hooking up with girls.
Speaker 4: Oh that doesn't make side with women the first straight side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Harvey Milk would be so proud.
Speaker 5: Who is that hard Milk?
Speaker 2: More homophobia?
Speaker 4: Actually crazy?
Speaker 5: Who was Harvey Milk?
Speaker 2: Harvey Milk is I know?
Speaker 7: Okay, this doesn't this makes us kind of stupid.
Speaker 5: What did he do?
Speaker 1: He was like he was a politician.
Speaker 4: It's like for lg. He like he went crazy. Francisco.
Speaker 5: I'm glad that Harvey Milk existed because he pays the way.
Speaker 5: But I don't know who he is. I mean that's
Speaker 5: just a fact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for everything you've done. I'm guessing he's
Speaker 1: done for Drew's kinds. That makes me really happy what
Speaker 1: you've done for Drew's kind.
Speaker 2: And I get to witness it now. Yeah me, Nope,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, back with a crying why are you crying?
Speaker 1: Okay, like he does he's dramatic. No, he's with needs vodka.
Speaker 1: He just needs a little bit of vodka and he goes.
Speaker 2: Dude, I have a bunch. I brought a bunch. I
Speaker 2: brought my car vodka into.
Speaker 4: Your little bottle of car keeping the car. That your
Speaker 4: little bottle, your little baby bottle.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Do you all think if I went out this Halloween
Speaker 7: and went to a party and like hit like two people,
Speaker 7: I knew that if the next day I was like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, I like was going through psychosis. I
Speaker 7: didn't know who anybody was because everyone was in costumes.
Speaker 7: Do you think I could like do that you would
Speaker 7: get away with Yes.
Speaker 2: Because you have pretty privilege and you can get away
Speaker 2: with anything. All of you do not flirting with I'm
Speaker 2: not flirting. I'm not flirting. That was a platonic compliment. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: ours is more.
Speaker 4: I have a good wink.
Speaker 2: No, does I piss you off watching that?
Speaker 5: No? I just worry for Drew.
Speaker 2: What are you worried about?
Speaker 5: He's scared of you.
Speaker 2: I can hear you when you whisper I'm scared.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well should I go into my little facts about
Speaker 4: TV remotes twenty five years ago? All right, I'll get
Speaker 4: into him. Yeah, so you know, you know why some
Speaker 4: people on the West Coast are like, oh, that's a clicker,
Speaker 4: like a remote. A remote? To me, is a remote?
Speaker 4: Clicker is a remote? To them?
Speaker 2: Remote?
Speaker 1: Remote?
Speaker 2: Said remote remote.
Speaker 1: I think Josh is the only person we've ever met
Speaker 1: who actually does that.
Speaker 7: People call it clicker, yeah, really like give me the
Speaker 7: clicker and I was the switch?
Speaker 5: Oh they wait, oh, can you pass me the switch?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, my Nintendo switch? The fuck are you
Speaker 5: talking about? And they also called the ATM the teller.
Speaker 4: Maybe they call it what the fuck the verse?
Speaker 9: Wait?
Speaker 7: I genuinely think Josh's family has like time traveled because.
Speaker 6: It's a weird shit they're really weird.
Speaker 4: They're weird. The teller stands, I did not get to
Speaker 4: tell my TV remote shit, and you interrupted.
Speaker 1: The facts of life you were serving.
Speaker 4: We're just like, maybe it's called it is called a clicker, right,
Speaker 4: And I was always like, why do people call it
Speaker 4: a fucking clicker? Well, twenty five years ago, remotes literally
Speaker 4: changed the channel. The volume turned on and off by
Speaker 4: making a high pitched frequency that was inaudible to human ears.
Speaker 4: That was a loud clicking sound, so it would turn
Speaker 4: the TV on and off. But they discontinued it because
Speaker 4: people would open a soda in the other room or
Speaker 4: like turn on the fun and it would change a
Speaker 4: channel and turn the TV off. And then at night,
Speaker 4: when the wind was blowing and like a tree branch
Speaker 4: would scratch against the window, it would turn on the
Speaker 4: TV wigless. The ghost took my wig because I was
Speaker 4: going to get into the spooky story about poultry. Guys.
Speaker 4: People there's TVs would turn on because the trees would
Speaker 4: scratch against the wind. I just got my fucking phone fixed.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, Drew needs a fucking phone.
Speaker 5: Can get a case.
Speaker 4: I have Apple Care, which Donald Trump is promising to
Speaker 4: take away, that's why you need to vote for Kamala.
Speaker 5: I don't know if.
Speaker 7: That's why you need to do it, Like there's a
Speaker 7: lot of better reasons to do it. But if you were,
Speaker 7: for some reason an idiot and you haven't decided, I
Speaker 7: hope apple Care could at least push you.
Speaker 1: You made that up, Like what's fucked up is he's
Speaker 1: fucking insane, and I believe that, Like no Apple Care.
Speaker 1: I literally believed. I heard your say in the room
Speaker 1: earlier and you repeating it.
Speaker 7: I was like, damn, he really is trying to take
Speaker 7: a like apple Care away.
Speaker 4: That was so interesting.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that fascinating?
Speaker 4: I was like in raption, Oh no, listen, and people
Speaker 4: would think the TV would turn on automatically. So they
Speaker 4: thought their houses were haunted by poultry geist. And so
Speaker 4: that's why they discontinued them, because people were like stopping
Speaker 4: buying tving buying TVs.
Speaker 5: That's why they say so much.
Speaker 4: That's why the same Sung lost a lot of money.
Speaker 4: Samsung is the biggest company in Korea. Fun fact, I
Speaker 4: knew that.
Speaker 5: Actually what we didn't talk about was the Pharaoh and
Speaker 5: the Captain and Hulu.
Speaker 4: This is USIA's scary story.
Speaker 5: This is my scariest story.
Speaker 4: Get into it.
Speaker 5: I was okay, paint you the picture. It's twenty ten.
Speaker 5: I was like twenty at the time. So we were
Speaker 5: at the startup of Hulu. You know, Hulu, the streaming service. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: we were at the startup of Hulu. It was me. Well,
Speaker 5: I created it, all the codes for everything. Someone comes along,
Speaker 5: his name's Jason, but he calls himself the Pharaoh, you know,
Speaker 5: and everyone in the industry' is like, oh, the Pharaoh,
Speaker 5: Like he's so prestige, you know, he's so you know,
Speaker 5: he's great. He ended up getting me onto the ship
Speaker 5: and it's not funny brought.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not I'm not laughing traumatic. I'm laughing
Speaker 1: because like that's my way of connecting to people.
Speaker 5: Well, okay, Well, it was a wooden ship. It was
Speaker 5: made out of wood and if you must know, and
Speaker 5: it was green, and it floated, and the pharaoh chased
Speaker 5: me around that ship for years until eventually he ousted
Speaker 5: me from the company.
Speaker 4: And he caught you and put you in the hold
Speaker 4: of the ship and trapped you down there.
Speaker 5: Yes, I was in the brig for quite a while.
Speaker 5: But also finally he ousted me from Hulu. I have
Speaker 5: no ties to it, no stock options. My options diluted
Speaker 5: down to zero.
Speaker 1: But remember what you always say.
Speaker 5: That TikTok ostracized me for my family, and also that
Speaker 5: Tim Walls is putting damp onto the boy's bathroom. So
Speaker 5: there's a hope that maybe I'll get my access back
Speaker 5: to Hulu. I'm driving a fucking Hanna Civic, for God's sake.
Speaker 4: The rats are eating the wires.
Speaker 5: My life is a fucking cartoon. Bro Okay, they're eating
Speaker 5: the fucking wires.
Speaker 4: Why don't you eat the rats since your cat going?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I wasn't cotgrel at the time.
Speaker 6: But what I'm going to keep doing the tailbone.
Speaker 5: Damn cats have it hard. But what I'm gonna really
Speaker 5: say is what I'm telling you right now is that
Speaker 5: the this is true.
Speaker 2: A brain.
Speaker 5: You don't know this.
Speaker 6: The rats.
Speaker 5: I parked my car durin Enius for a week, which
Speaker 5: says a lot about this street.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, don't talk about our street like that.
Speaker 7: But I hear people yelling at each other every night
Speaker 7: into our house.
Speaker 5: I would live here. I think what it was is
Speaker 5: I parked it by that abandoned house that burnt down,
Speaker 5: and I think there's rats in there and they got
Speaker 5: up into my car. Oh my god, Bro, you're a
Speaker 5: mass breader.
Speaker 2: No, I'm actually very compact right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, let him talk about his traumas.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: He laughed about the ship.
Speaker 2: I'm uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: In sted by the pharaoh and family.
Speaker 4: He was ousted by the pharaoh, Like you care about
Speaker 4: about is this giant pussy? You care about his giant pussy?
Speaker 2: His botched tuck is freaking me out? All right, just
Speaker 2: keep going.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry just.
Speaker 4: Because I was.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have said that ignored. Is something going to
Speaker 2: hit me for what I said?
Speaker 5: Really? Just the rats crawled up into my car and
Speaker 5: ate all the wires and caused five thousand dollars worth
Speaker 5: of damage.
Speaker 4: And I was like, did you hear that? Five thousand dollars?
Speaker 7: The rats crawled up and like all the wiring, so
Speaker 7: his car just wasn't work, which I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, why, like why they cannot eat it? Why are
Speaker 5: you biting through it? Like why are you with me?
Speaker 5: Because Kat, Like I really don't understand because my life
Speaker 5: is like a fucking cartoon, bro, Like the last few months,
Speaker 5: my life it's not even a joke at this point.
Speaker 1: It's been like there's a.
Speaker 5: Lot of good things that I'm grateful for. My family
Speaker 5: is alive, I have lovely people in my life, but
Speaker 5: like there's a lot that's like cartoonish. God is messing
Speaker 5: with me for real.
Speaker 7: Well, the good news is, or I guess it's bad
Speaker 7: news for you, but we are not loving people in
Speaker 7: your life because we've actually been secretly poisoning you.
Speaker 1: And that's why your stomach are yes.
Speaker 5: You know, I thought my my girlfriend, I really two
Speaker 5: months into this whole stomach tobaccle. I looked at her
Speaker 5: when we were like sitting outside and I was.
Speaker 4: Like, are you poisoning Phantom?
Speaker 5: And I was losing it. Yeah, I like Phantom Dread
Speaker 5: because she loves that movie, and I bought her the
Speaker 5: book from that movie, the Poisonous Mushroom Book, Like that
Speaker 5: tells you which one.
Speaker 1: She went into the woods.
Speaker 4: About what was going on with.
Speaker 5: Me, like a month and a half ago, two months ago,
Speaker 5: I was losing it. It was like a lot of
Speaker 5: stuff happened in my family and stuff. And I really
Speaker 5: genuinely looked at her and I was like.
Speaker 7: Like, are you poisoning me, like, I really, I mean, well,
Speaker 7: I really can't even blame you, because the first half
Speaker 7: of this year was so bad for me that I genuinely,
Speaker 7: I genuinely believed I had either a hex put on me.
Speaker 7: I thought I was genuinely I didn't grow up Catholic,
Speaker 7: but I somehow had intense Catholic guilt.
Speaker 1: That's none of your business. But I genuinely was going down.
Speaker 7: I was going down a rabbit hole that I was
Speaker 7: like last year, I was committing sins that are like
Speaker 7: I'm repenting, like I literally, I genuinely for a day
Speaker 7: in my life. Thankfully it only lasted a day, but
Speaker 7: my like, I had four awful things happen within the
Speaker 7: span of two weeks and I just sat upstate with
Speaker 7: a Ryan because I was on a branch trip when
Speaker 7: one of these things happened and I was sitting outside
Speaker 7: looking around, and I was like, okay, like God is
Speaker 7: like actually attacking me, like He's just attacking me before
Speaker 7: I die, And that meets I'm gonna die soon.
Speaker 1: And now I'm on medication. The feeling hasn't gone away
Speaker 1: with it and here you are.
Speaker 4: For the most part, it has though, yeah, you don't
Speaker 4: you don't complain about it is you look really beautiful.
Speaker 4: Your eyelashes look really good.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: They're fake, are they really?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 1: I put two fake ones at the end.
Speaker 4: They look good.
Speaker 5: They look good.
Speaker 1: Well that I could have like a mini mouse cuntiness.
Speaker 4: Can I hit no goota fooled me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't even.
Speaker 7: Have to give me a compliment. I'm actually like really
Speaker 7: easy going and like nobody has.
Speaker 4: A treat right now, just like I don't want that
Speaker 4: ship anymore. It's ran through.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's ran through. Are you talking about the kitty?
Speaker 5: Don't talk about the kitty?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. You're not calling it tuna box.
Speaker 5: It's not the tuna box anymore. Baby. She had it
Speaker 5: cleaned out, she had it flushed out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you you know.
Speaker 7: The video is when somebody goes so far down to
Speaker 7: during that the snake comes out the other end of
Speaker 7: like another apartment.
Speaker 4: That's what they happened to us.
Speaker 5: They did a snake body.
Speaker 1: And it came out of my mouth and like slodged
Speaker 1: around it like what.
Speaker 5: Happened with Mike, and they were like both ends.
Speaker 4: I need the footage.
Speaker 1: Was there a camera?
Speaker 5: Yes? I have all the pictures. You guys want the pictures?
Speaker 1: Did you actually have footage of it?
Speaker 5: I don't have footage.
Speaker 2: I wish I have photos.
Speaker 5: Was terminal ilium? The cobblestoning, weird cobblestoning. It's too much
Speaker 5: to explain.
Speaker 7: It's not funny, y'all are like, Literally the reason y'all
Speaker 7: feel sick is because you have iPhones?
Speaker 1: Like it's that damn phone. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 5: It's definitely, because, definite.
Speaker 7: It's because, y'all can I've realized I am in a
Speaker 7: group of friends who are all extreme hypochondriacs, and it
Speaker 7: literally every time I walk past the room.
Speaker 1: It's like, and I know, and I like, I think
Speaker 1: I need to go to the hospital. Literally, like every
Speaker 1: waking moment is like somebody being like, I think I
Speaker 1: need to go to the hospital. No, you should, I'll
Speaker 1: take you. Do you want to go?
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's literally that the first time in my
Speaker 4: life I have not been taking my health serious.
Speaker 1: I know, and it actually is working.
Speaker 4: Its been valid reason and it has been begging me
Speaker 4: to go to the hospital. And I just I think
Speaker 4: I'm going to perforate my colon on purpose and I'm
Speaker 4: going to lose an arm because I go septic.
Speaker 1: No, okay, because this this is a dark.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go septic. Yeah, we don't want to see.
Speaker 7: These are bad thoughts coming out in different ways than
Speaker 7: you're not taking your health.
Speaker 4: I'd rather lose a projection of.
Speaker 7: Something you're feeling mentally because you haven't been feeling good mentally,
Speaker 7: so now you are not taking.
Speaker 4: Your health here exactly. No, I want to die.
Speaker 2: When it finally comes out. You're gonna have to get
Speaker 2: a husband's stitch.
Speaker 7: But I will say I am genuinely so jealous of
Speaker 7: the relief you're gonna feel when it's gone.
Speaker 4: Like gym, I went to the gym. We don't have
Speaker 4: a scale in our house. I think there should be
Speaker 4: illegal in homes. But we have a scale at the gym.
Speaker 4: And I've been trying to gain weight. I've been trying
Speaker 4: to gain fucking weight. And I stepped on the scale
Speaker 4: and I was like, hey, I'm like putting on muscle
Speaker 4: like crazy, bitch. I hadn't shit for fourteen days at
Speaker 4: the time, and I had twelve pounds of shit.
Speaker 7: Wait wait, we went the other day, did twelve Yes,
Speaker 7: there's no no, he is every time we're like at
Speaker 7: the gym randomly, like when we're leaving, when Drew has
Speaker 7: like finally started to gain weight, he'll update me on
Speaker 7: like if he's gaining weight.
Speaker 4: And I hover around one thirty eight till one forty
Speaker 4: four on like a really good day, and like when
Speaker 4: I'm one forty four, I'm like, fuck yeah, I'm like
Speaker 4: I'm gaining weight. This is tea bitch. I weighed one
Speaker 4: fifty two, Like actually, yeah, that's twelve pounds of poop,
Speaker 4: twelve pounds of wingstop babe, I did shit out. I
Speaker 4: did ship out a tender worth of turds.
Speaker 2: Oun't of my describe as a chicken tender. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, that's like a pretty good amount of
Speaker 2: pooh to come out, and he said, no, tell that's
Speaker 2: the total. He described the measurement unit as a chicken tender.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like the volume of it. Like there,
Speaker 4: they come out as little marble like chicken tender.
Speaker 5: You're like a Chick fil a chicken tender.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, that's better. Yeah, but like no, like a
Speaker 4: dinky one, not like a big girthy one.
Speaker 1: Like like when they accidentally throw it and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they were.
Speaker 4: Being nice yea. Or it's like they give you a
Speaker 4: giant second tender and then a tiny third tender, but like, bitch,
Speaker 4: it's it's really over for me. But the pain has
Speaker 4: stopped over here, but it's still going on up here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I'm taking I have.
Speaker 4: Toxic mega colon. I've been claiming that I have toxic
Speaker 4: mega colon.
Speaker 5: Is the best title for like a disease or like
Speaker 5: condition they've ever come.
Speaker 4: It's literally when you're colon, just a pragnic, big toxic mega.
Speaker 1: Toxic melow no toxic melicauld you.
Speaker 4: Well, I can't say it's so fucking iconic. Your colon
Speaker 4: gets so fucking big that it like can't go back
Speaker 4: down and then the ship just falls out of your body.
Speaker 7: Well, a reason why I've been thinking my hexes back
Speaker 7: to being activated is because I've been getting really embarrassed
Speaker 7: at the gym recently. And one of the things that
Speaker 7: happened is I was leaving the shower, and I when
Speaker 7: I leave the shower, I literally just leave it but
Speaker 7: naked nasty, because I'm like, I'm just gonna go to
Speaker 7: my locker and put my clothes on.
Speaker 1: Well, when I was walking out my bag. Girls see
Speaker 1: each other naked, Yeah, and we play and stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, I was gonna ask that.
Speaker 7: And we don't have a sona room. We have like
Speaker 7: a slip and slide and we all push each other around.
Speaker 4: With your boobs out.
Speaker 1: We only pushed by the boobs.
Speaker 5: Sure.
Speaker 7: When I was leaving the shower the other day, I
Speaker 7: have this like drunk elephant zip bag that I got
Speaker 7: in pr once that's kind of like a little briefcase
Speaker 7: with a zip, and I didn't zip it all the
Speaker 7: way and I walked out into the hallway and everything
Speaker 7: I have like forty random pieces of shit in that
Speaker 7: fucking bag. Everything dropped on the floor, exploded and shot
Speaker 7: across and around the locker room. So I have to
Speaker 7: embarrassingly run and grab a towel and have like cover
Speaker 7: myself to try and pick everything up. And then a
Speaker 7: girl came and started to help me because she felt
Speaker 7: bad for me, and because I was carrying everything, my
Speaker 7: towel kept falling. So this girl basically just watched me
Speaker 7: scrounged around the floor of naked and grabbing things, and
Speaker 7: I kept being like sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, so sorry,
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry, Like you don't have to help, and
Speaker 7: we had it back and forth like that for three
Speaker 7: minutes straight.
Speaker 4: And I don't believe in apology.
Speaker 1: And then when we were walking to our car, I
Speaker 1: saw her again, so she saw me.
Speaker 4: Also.
Speaker 1: It was right when I was telling Drew what happened,
Speaker 1: and I think she heard me. So that was embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I think women apologized too much, straight up.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm with you on that too.
Speaker 2: Weirdly, me and Drew also agree.
Speaker 5: I feel like cats should also be able to vote. No,
Speaker 5: not just dogs.
Speaker 4: Cats are very conservative my distinct they are dogs.
Speaker 1: Are different level. That's scaring me.
Speaker 4: Dogs are liberal. Cats are conservatives.
Speaker 1: That is not true.
Speaker 5: I feel like.
Speaker 1: A Republican is Democrats. Is a liberal goddess?
Speaker 7: Al voted early by as I.
Speaker 1: Said, early by ballots.
Speaker 2: She did vote in is a libertarian honestly.
Speaker 5: Has blue eyes and white fur.
Speaker 9: That is an Arian cat, probably orange tips. Hello hair, Yeah,
Speaker 9: you know you have a Republican cat.
Speaker 1: Your hair is liberal, guys, I swear.
Speaker 7: You know. What's the worst part is I'm being so
Speaker 7: defensive because I know is conservative, Like I know that's
Speaker 7: a conservative cat.
Speaker 5: But I had a question, uh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: how would you get away with murder.
Speaker 4: How would I get away with if you're going to
Speaker 4: kill someone and kill myself?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Just that, No, no, that doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Get away with it?
Speaker 5: How would you kill somebody? How would you do it? Just?
Speaker 5: Can you just say it really quick? And how would
Speaker 5: you get away with it?
Speaker 4: Okay? Well, I know the method that I would dig
Speaker 4: a hole that is twelve feet deep down vertically that
Speaker 4: only the body can fit into. But it's going down,
Speaker 4: they can't smell it, so the surface area is super small,
Speaker 4: and then put a dead animal carcass on the top
Speaker 4: of it. So when the dogs hit the scent they see,
Speaker 4: they dig it up and they see an animal carcass
Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, this fucking phony ass dog got
Speaker 4: the dog job. You're to get your dog.
Speaker 1: Fired, like you're killed someone and you're going to get
Speaker 1: the dog.
Speaker 5: Get dogs unemployed.
Speaker 7: I don't give a.
Speaker 4: Fuck about police dogs exactly.
Speaker 5: How would you do?
Speaker 1: I guess where do we stand on like police dogs?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 1: Seriously, because we're like pro dogs, But where are we
Speaker 1: saying with them?
Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck about police dogs.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for them. I genuinely feel like police
Speaker 1: dogs are abused.
Speaker 5: The shepherd so that means they're also German. I mean,
Speaker 5: I don't want to say it, but like I'm saying it,
Speaker 5: And how would you kill somebody?
Speaker 1: Mitch? I wouldn't kill anybody because I'm an angel.
Speaker 7: I'm not about to say publicly because what if I
Speaker 7: do kill someone now, They're just gonna happen.
Speaker 4: So I would just bury the bodies in Central Park
Speaker 4: next to the Big Rock.
Speaker 1: No, I actually I'm not kidding.
Speaker 7: I think I genuinely would be the last person to
Speaker 7: get away with murder. I can't keep a secret or
Speaker 7: something that I've done in me to save my life,
Speaker 7: I have admitted to everything I have ever done or
Speaker 7: pre told someone that I'm going to do something. I
Speaker 7: quite literally can't shut the fuck.
Speaker 5: It's like written all over Yeah.
Speaker 7: I literally I feel like I'm a bad Like if
Speaker 7: the police came out to me and they.
Speaker 4: Were like you he that, uh wear your heart on
Speaker 4: your sleeve? You didn't come up like andya wears her
Speaker 4: heart on her sleeve.
Speaker 1: I actually never have sleeves.
Speaker 2: It really good, thank you.
Speaker 1: Well, when it's hot, how am I going to wear
Speaker 1: it on my sleeve? Where's it going?
Speaker 5: Just?
Speaker 4: How would you kill someone?
Speaker 5: I would kill somebody by really just the vacuum, big vacuum,
Speaker 5: death by vacuum. I had put them in the freezer
Speaker 5: or something. I really don't know, I kind of would.
Speaker 5: I was curious to hear, y'alls. I was like, I
Speaker 5: feel like mine kind of a now, yeah.
Speaker 7: You know yours yours a in a way that I
Speaker 7: really don't like, Like I feel like you know something
Speaker 7: or you've done something.
Speaker 5: Well, No, you just have to think about it because
Speaker 5: you got to be prepared.
Speaker 4: Also, the blood stains in the car. Can't forget about
Speaker 4: those bloodstains in the car.
Speaker 5: What do you tell?
Speaker 4: What do you feel like?
Speaker 1: You're saying?
Speaker 7: That's always what gets someone caught, y'all. If you want
Speaker 7: to know where my mental health has been, I've been
Speaker 7: back to watching a.
Speaker 1: Lot of murder stuff. So it's got to tell you
Speaker 1: where I'm at.
Speaker 7: Because there was a where I wasn't watching any of that.
Speaker 4: That is a great way to tell where mental health is.
Speaker 7: No, because I was going to say when I was
Speaker 7: getting a little better, I was actually, oh, my god, no,
Speaker 7: it does. It does say a lot because literally, right
Speaker 7: when I started taking my medicine, I stopped watching watching
Speaker 7: murder stuff.
Speaker 1: But a little before that, right right.
Speaker 4: Drew, sigh up, ju die up, just sing it, but like,
Speaker 4: how does it go? Just anyway you want.
Speaker 1: Jeeze die up?
Speaker 4: A little more jee a little more.
Speaker 5: Juicy up, like how that girl does it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly tell.
Speaker 1: Me watching me. You gotta looking like deepek epink.
Speaker 5: That's how he sounds.
Speaker 2: He keeps like patting.
Speaker 1: It more food on your phone with your ass.
Speaker 4: I only have three, y'all. Oh okay, the worst part
Speaker 4: about COVID is those damn QR menus worse than all
Speaker 4: those people that died. My I am allowed to. My
Speaker 4: grandpa and technically my grandma both died of COVID.
Speaker 1: And your bug.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bag.
Speaker 1: No, I gave your bug COVID.
Speaker 4: She sprayed it with Dude.
Speaker 2: I have this such a good picture of Drew with
Speaker 2: the bug. I don't know if you have seen it,
Speaker 2: but it's really good.
Speaker 4: We'll insert it right now, will insert it? Uber drivers
Speaker 4: just Drew with the bug for Halloween. Oh my uber
Speaker 4: driver just said he's his own boss. No one controls him. Bitch,
Speaker 4: make a left right now. So in a polyamorous relationship,
Speaker 4: who sits in the back seat.
Speaker 1: That actually is fucked up?
Speaker 4: I'm not sitting in the fucking back seat.
Speaker 5: You love sitting.
Speaker 2: You rotate in a polyamorous I know that.
Speaker 5: Also, did I tell you that my uber I told
Speaker 5: you guys that my uber driver is trying to kill
Speaker 5: me the other night? Yeah, yes, I was ubering to
Speaker 5: l A because my car was getting fucking chewed up.
Speaker 5: I rath, but no, he was also maybe schizo effective. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he was trying to kill He was telling me talking
Speaker 5: about how because he was like, I live in LA
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, it is this like your
Speaker 5: last drive of the night then, and he was like no,
Speaker 5: I got like twelve more hours and I was like
Speaker 5: on night shift and he was like no, I've been
Speaker 5: working since like nine ten am. And I was like
Speaker 5: and he and I didn't even ask, and he was
Speaker 5: just like, yeah, I try to work like twenty four
Speaker 5: to thirty two hour shifts.
Speaker 7: And I was like, riding, that's like the last job
Speaker 7: you should be doing for the doctors in a round.
Speaker 7: They make pilots do that shit, and that's why so
Speaker 7: many planes go down. It's always because a pilot err
Speaker 7: And that's why a lot of pilots.
Speaker 4: Are because they don't strike money on there and yeah,
Speaker 4: that's how airlines saved money because they don't hire editors
Speaker 4: for their via.
Speaker 5: This motherfucker was telling me. I was like, do you
Speaker 5: have insomnia? He was like yeah. He was like I
Speaker 5: don't know. He was like, I'm just like super paranoid,
Speaker 5: And then started going on this whole long tangent about
Speaker 5: how like he was like pointing at the lights outside
Speaker 5: the window. He was like, have you noticed these lights
Speaker 5: have been off lately in LA and like kept looking back.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, crazy, like let me out this car. And
Speaker 5: this was the last ten minutes he started talking like this,
Speaker 5: and I was like, so this is why you've been
Speaker 5: trying to kill me. And then it made sense why
Speaker 5: he kept checking the mirror like every five seconds. There
Speaker 5: was nobody there, There was no car there.
Speaker 1: He just thought he was being followed.
Speaker 5: I don't know. He said it himself. He's paranoid. I mean,
Speaker 5: I gave him five stars. I tipped him like I can.
Speaker 4: Relate a little bit. I thought that headlights were speaking
Speaker 4: to me. You did for a while, Yeah, I really
Speaker 4: I thought that the left headlight being out was a
Speaker 4: sign of cars for like, I.
Speaker 7: Kept saying it in the car with me he'd be like,
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm gonna die, like probably by an
Speaker 7: accident or something, and I was like, I'm literally driving
Speaker 7: the car, so that means we would both.
Speaker 4: Say so I think, like, really, what it was like,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you exactly what it was when I would
Speaker 4: see a headlight out that side of the car hit
Speaker 4: my side of the car and killed me in a
Speaker 4: past life. That's what was scaring me, and I was
Speaker 4: just waiting for it to happen in his current life.
Speaker 4: Started something inside. I love you Drewe, y'all.
Speaker 1: Dude, I literally can't wait till Drew's fifty.
Speaker 5: I know it's gonna be so good.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys for watching me.
Speaker 2: Oh shore, I also have media, so don't forget about.
Speaker 1: Me, guys. Good news is it's eleven forty pm.
Speaker 5: No it's not, Yes, it is, okay my media. I'll
Speaker 5: get it over quick. The substance. Seen it twice, gonna
Speaker 5: see it again in theaters.
Speaker 4: Love it.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you guys have already been talking about it still.
Speaker 5: I mean, I just re listened to that Claire album
Speaker 5: and we were on the way back from Big sur
Speaker 5: and since then, I've been on the kick of It again.
Speaker 5: It's a really good album.
Speaker 1: It is amazing.
Speaker 5: And Greer's new album that's coming Backers coming out with
Speaker 5: the new album Zoo within the month. You'll have something
Speaker 5: that's all they get, that's all, that's all they do.
Speaker 1: Something I'm featured.
Speaker 4: Mine is Ladies and Gentlemen. We are floating in space
Speaker 4: by Spiritualized. I can't believe I got to see them
Speaker 4: perform in person. That's crazy. Oh I can't do that
Speaker 4: song because they're a bad person in God's childlike Hands
Speaker 4: Lauren Alder Pluto, York. Everyone knows any r d and
Speaker 4: rewatching Nurse Jackie again, Boom Mine is.
Speaker 7: To run Gren Sorry, and that from you Please read
Speaker 7: me by the Begs.
Speaker 1: I've got to see you tonight.
Speaker 7: Timmy Thomas, you make me feel brand New's stylistics, the
Speaker 7: plastic And I rewatched Edward Scissorhands and I think his
Speaker 7: hands were unnecessary, Like.
Speaker 5: Why were his hands made it.
Speaker 4: In that movie? But ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It was ridiculous.
Speaker 4: It's a great movie though.
Speaker 2: Oh, guys, in my media is I've been seeing these
Speaker 2: like really cool videos on TikTok. I think they're called
Speaker 2: edits where I'm like the subject of them, and it
Speaker 2: like flips around and it does like all these cool
Speaker 2: like motion graphics types type things, and I'm anyway, I
Speaker 2: think they're really cool. I would love to see more.
Speaker 2: I would love to see more of those.
Speaker 1: I'm just giving instead of making edits of you, they
Speaker 1: can make edits of us.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, guys, I like it when you do like
Speaker 2: the slow motion thing where it's fast and then it's
Speaker 2: slow and I'm kind of like taking off my jacket
Speaker 2: or something. I actually don't even know if there's a
Speaker 2: video of then, but yeah, so just keep thinking of
Speaker 2: those