WEBVTT - Halloween spooktacular special 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:20.640 No anyr fond. 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:31.240 Oh all right now, henderstand what you're saying. You were hot. 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:36.320 I don't even think she she can't sit. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:47.680 Like I got it? Oh my ever then, and I'm. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:01:01.680 Just now announcing Drew Phillips as r G B with wheels. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:13.560 I can't help you, I like can't. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:17.920 I'm not even in frame. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.080 My whole outfit isn't even friend. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.320 My name is Drew Phillips and I'm Ruth Vader Ginsburg chair. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:39.959 All right, all right now introducing the dog who wishes. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:40.720 To vote. 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:54.560 Yourself. Let the dogs. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:56.600 I want to vote. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.920 I want to wear wigs, and I want to get 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:03.960 an abortion. Peer let dog get abortion. Let the dogs 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.000 pierce their ears. 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:06.840 This is actually me. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.320 Let the dog swear wigs. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:10.600 Did this? 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:12.720 This is the most insane you like ever. 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.480 Look, this is like horrible. 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:18.000 This was I mean, like for contact. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.320 I am eight thousand degrees right now because not only 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:25.160 are their lights shining on us, but this is insulation foam. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:28.440 And I literally the heat radiating from my body threw 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.120 my neck hole into my face. 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:33.040 Can you see my face? Look how fucking sweaty I am? 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:33.960 Oh you are sweaty, And. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.440 Yeah, I bet you wish you were out on a 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:41.079 cold winter's night without that insulation, be real warm. 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.679 I bet you wish we would take you on a 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.640 walk so you can pee anywhere but the floor of 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.320 our house, and we're not going to clean it up. 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:49.840 I have been like peeing myself lately. I've also been 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:51.520 hell hungry for like bone. 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:53.680 Can you use the fucking peepad? Like, what was the 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.720 reason of getting that? You bagged? And bagged him bag? 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.240 I know he like literally he got our phones without 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:02.640 our permission and ordered on Amazon like lifetime supply of peepads, 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.280 but he keeps just peeing on the rugs. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.200 I forgot to get into like pose. I just it's 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:08.720 more comfortable to sit like this for me. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:10.080 Because you're a dog. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:11.320 What the dog doing? 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:15.720 What we do a Halloween episode? 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:17.919 I forget that like at the end of getting ready 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:19.680 and doing all this, we have to actually do an 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.400 episode of the podcast, and then my brain just feels 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.440 like genuinely jarred and confused. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:29.600 But I think a good topic to start on would. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:32.799 Be wait, wait, wait, wait wait, Welcome back to this 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:42.440 episode of Emergency Intercom Halloween's Special three this I think 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:46.280 this might be four no. This is three no, four no. 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:47.280 This is four. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.240 Because I did the Devil the Devil. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:53.640 Man made me do it Corella Harley Exorcist. And now 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:55.160 this is the fourth one, the dog. 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:57.000 What was my second one? 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:03.600 The Devil Perl, the Devil Pearl, Dorothy and I'm Drew's chair. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.440 Why do you keep laughing when you look like I'm 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.280 like an insane asylum or something. 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:08.800 It's not an insane asylum. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:15.320 Oh, thank you with Pater Ginsburg for everything that you did. 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:20.479 I know that out. Yeah, that shout her out for real. 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:23.039 That's why y'all need to vote. 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.320 That dog on the poster is probably also dead. It's 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:27.279 probably an older photo. 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.760 No, I don't know, he's not dead, fuck it. I 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:35.600 mean he's not reanimated. We found the wig hair and 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:36.880 we reanimated him. 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:40.080 Like the fact that it has come to this point 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:43.040 with this bullshit, Like, have y'all told a story about this. 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:45.240 No, we have it or did we say that like 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:46.719 this stole out of the garbage? 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:50.120 Yeah, we just said we stole it from a fan accidentally. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.680 So the fan who got it made a story time 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:55.599 on how they got it, and they pulled that out. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.400 Of the trash on their way to the show. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:59.240 On the way to see us. They saw it and 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.320 they thought we'd think it was funny. So that piece 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:06.479 of garbage literally like it went from garbage to Josiah 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.160 fully embodying that person. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.520 Dude, because I when I saw it, like I'm not joking, 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:14.560 something changed, Like it just made me so happy, like 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:16.680 seeing them hold it up and I was like, grab that, please, 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.080 grab that. We need to get that. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.600 Josiah's profile looks so fucked up. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:22.600 So scary. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:23.760 Why is it beautiful? 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:25.120 What are you talking about? 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:25.760 Really nice? 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.560 I know I've been using very clear. 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:32.760 I'm getting this is objectively horrifying to look at it. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:33.760 It's not bro. 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:36.080 When you walked and I got chills. 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.720 I would sleep with this period. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:40.120 I would sleep with. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:46.920 Uh ands into pup play. Yeah. I guess now that 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.040 we now we know reality really. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.599 The more you know, yeah, because you watch that movie. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.440 Okay, I don't think I've talked about that on the podcast, 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:57.080 but I did say that at a college show and 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:58.520 I was so embarrassed because I was like, why did 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:00.240 that just leave my mouth? No, I think I did 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:01.839 say on the podcast one time. I was trying to 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:03.680 find this one French. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:06.800 Movie and the. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:08.479 Director's name is literally fucking amal or some ship and 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.560 I looked up fucking animal movie and. 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.039 I was now, we're on a list. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:13.080 Aren't you. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:14.840 No. 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:17.000 I was trying to download it for the plane, so 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:19.040 it was like three am, which is really worse. 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:20.719 I was imagining you like typing and. 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.239 You need to reveal your out. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:27.120 Oh yeah, guys, I have an outfit. I have a costume. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.479 Kai is the scariest, the scary tip jar. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:39.840 Pretty cool, right, I'm like a creative. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:41.880 My name is Kay and I'm the tip jar. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:46.920 Like you gotta put some fun and I'm the tip jar. 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:49.080 Oh did I even do? 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.440 That? Was one for you? 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:56.800 My name is just Sy and I I'm the dog. 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:02.960 Well, I think my next investment is going to be 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:06.000 a realistic Mermaid tale because I've never confessed his on 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.559 the podcast, But when I was a kid, I would 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:10.560 get my ass on the family computer and I would 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.440 look up mermaid tales for purchase. 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:14.200 Did you go through that, fizz? Did you want a 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:15.640 Mermaid tail? Yeah? 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:17.240 No, why would I want that? 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.440 Look at what we swim? 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:20.960 Dog can swim? 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.320 Dogs not swim? We can dogs? Actually no dogs. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:25.080 Dogs can swim. 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:28.040 Bro I cannot swim. I can tell you from experience. Bro, 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:29.640 dogs can't fucking swim. 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:34.120 Okay, that is anecdotal evidence, Like you can't swim, I 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:34.640 can't swim. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:35.320 I am a dog. 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:36.800 Therefore dogs can't swim. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.680 Josiah really does have that dog in him, though I do. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.160 This collar is so fucking itchy, and like I think 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:43.080 I'm mad or something. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.560 Well the anti itch callar, so I shouldn't be doing that. 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:50.120 And if you leave this fucking room, it shocks you. 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:51.000 Yeah, we should have. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.360 Got We should get Josie's shot caller. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:54.880 Wait, we should get one and try it out next. 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:59.680 Aren't shot callers like, like, aren't they vibrators, Like they're 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:00.600 just like vibrating. 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:02.680 No, they shock They. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:04.360 Actually they have vibrating ones. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:08.200 But yeah, I always thought shock collars were like fake, 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.160 like a thing that like they say in movies. 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.520 No, no, they're real. I've tried one before. Actually no, 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:17.200 I tried shock wire at my grandma's farm. 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:21.320 Fuck Kai's vay thing again. 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:23.000 No, it's the fog machine. 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:26.400 I opened his stinky fucking mouth, My. 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:28.440 Big stinky pussy opened up, and. 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:31.120 You can't the word. 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:33.880 Basically, I really want a mermaid Tale, but like at 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:35.560 this point, I feel like I'm too old to get it? 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:36.240 Does that make sense? 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:39.840 Like at this point, if y'all caught me dead with 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:43.040 a Mermaid tail like on my body, I would get 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:43.800 ridiculed for it. 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.520 But when I was a kid, I wanted to know. 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:47.400 I think it's so fucking bad. 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:50.199 They were like they were like people who would do 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.079 in boxings and they would get it for Christmas and 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.160 they would go into like their pool the shallow end 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.400 and like flap their tails. 0:08:56.720 --> 0:09:01.920 The sounds that things making, dude, I know, so distracting. 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:06.800 I think you'd be surprised. I there are probably so 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.480 many people watching that would love Mermaid content from you 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:10.840 swimming in a fucking pool. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:11.920 That's kind of my vibe. 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:14.080 When I'm like thirty seven, I think I'll just move 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:16.280 to a house in Florida with a pool and start 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:17.520 making Mermaid content. 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:18.679 It's kind of my watch. 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:20.760 Also, I'm so fuck that's scarce. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:23.559 It's actually like something starting to burn. 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:26.800 I'm so hot that it's kind of. 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:28.760 I know, it's like blowing cool area. 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:30.320 Yeah I'm not that hot. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.560 Okay, Well, we've been watching What would You Do a 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:37.160 Bunch recently and like, yes, like a lot. 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:38.480 It is so good. 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:40.040 I don't think so good. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:43.400 I don't think you'll understand. I know there's someone out 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:50.000 there that does understand. But the lgbt episodes, okay, okay, 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:51.559 it's actually coming out of my mouth. You got to 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.440 turn it off, like I'm actually it's like I'm vaping. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.000 Like look where the fucking thing is hi about? 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:02.319 Just turn it off from the back. The LGBTQ episodes 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:06.560 of what would You Do genuinely like made me feel 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.720 so fucking good as a kid. I really was like, oh, 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:13.360 like God is good, life is good. Everything is gonna 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:14.120 be fucking open. 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.480 Oh no, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.960 like the ones we were seeing where. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.560 People would be homophobic, Like there would be people who 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:25.280 were being hella homophobic, and then John Keonez would come 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:26.000 out and be like. 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:27.760 Why why did you do that? 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.319 And they're like, I just don't think it's that big 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.120 of a deal to be gay, like he would just 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.319 everybody would switch up once John came out, and then 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.839 they would replay it and be like, that's interesting because 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.559 that's not what you said. And then they replay it 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.120 and these people have already signed away their rights for 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.640 their face to be like not blurred. 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:50.360 And also card declined, I love I love that what 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.160 you just said, I love you. 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:55.520 I love you too. I'm glad we're finally getting it 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:55.960 out there. 0:10:56.800 --> 0:11:00.160 You say I love Ruthie, I love that feels. 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:02.160 Weird because like she really was. I was related to 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:03.760 her and she's passed away. 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:05.880 You were related to Ruth bader Ginsburg. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:10.040 Do you think I got all this money me driving 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:11.079 my home to Civic. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:18.560 Paid for this dog plastic surgery with Ruth bader Ginsburg's money. Actually, 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:23.720 she did get a bionic She really did have like 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:27.920 a lot of fucking money. It like literally like hurts 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:29.800 to like be crouched like this. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:32.760 To your other Oh yeah, you can send your chair. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.640 Well beauteous pain like that's true. 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:38.640 Remember Beyonce said pretty hurts, Patty. 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:45.000 You don't know that song. 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.240 Oh bitch, I know Beyond I don't know. 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:47.840 I don't know if. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.679 She's like the biggest artist in the world, everyone knows her. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:52.840 You don't know her like me though. 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:55.280 Okay, Well, what I was gonna say is, should I 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:58.640 break the news finally hear the diagnoses of my stomach? 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:00.080 Oh? 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:03.480 Oh yeah, well you should give context just in case, 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:05.040 like some people haven't been keeping up. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:08.800 If you didn't know, bro, I got essentially spit roasted. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.559 I got an endoscopy on one end and then uh, 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:15.120 kolonoscopy in my bum Eifel tower. Yeah, it really was 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:16.480 like and they did it at the same time, and 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.880 it was it was two men. So now I suppose 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:25.160 I'm going to hell. And they also drugged me. I mean, well, okay, 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:26.920 I mean they put me under anesthesia. They put me 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:31.959 under anesthesia, which was scary, but like, basically. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:32.040 I did all that. 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.480 They took a bunch of biofsies and everything. I have 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.520 a rosive gas stritis. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.800 I don't know what that is. I still don't. You've 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:40.520 explained it to me like eighteen times, Okay. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.840 Basically, to put it in a really short thing, it's 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:44.640 just the wall of your stomach, the lining of your 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:47.440 stomach is being eroded because your stomach's producing way too 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.880 much acid and it's harmful acid. And then it goes 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:51.880 up to your esophagus and you have a soophagitis as well, 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:53.679 which is what I have, which is why I've had 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:54.920 a sore throat for nine months. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:57.640 I mean like four mint you had a sore throat 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:59.880 for that long Because you guys share a bed every 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:01.240 and I thought you guys were just. 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:06.640 Has de throwned you as the throat goat. Ay, yeah, 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:07.600 I got you. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:08.720 Let him pleasure you. 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:10.880 I also have a hiatal hernia. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.400 Why do you actually Yeah, that's what does that even mean? 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:15.679 It's like too much jargon. Explain it's not that big 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.880 of a deal. Like they put me on some fucking medication. 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:19.040 We'll see what happens. 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:23.760 Well, the good news is I'm like perfectly healthy personally 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:27.080 like fowel movements, are good, eating very well. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:32.360 Recently, I've shipped out a single chicken tinder in the 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.839 last fucking twenty days, twenty days, nineteen days. 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:37.960 Well, so I would like to I would like to 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:41.960 clear clear the air. Drew has only been eating salad 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:43.440 for the past like. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.319 Weeks only salad, and you might mind. 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.320 That no ship has come out of his butt. 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:50.000 Yeah. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.120 Have you been having fruit a lot? 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:52.760 No? 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:55.200 You should be. That makes you shit like crazy. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:56.880 I've been drinking prune juice. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:57.720 That's good. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:58.199 That don't make it. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:00.440 I've been drinking a bunch of prune. So I've been 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:04.520 drinking a bunch of mirr relax daily, lots of ir relax. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:06.480 It's giving mix. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.840 I gay I bought it drew something called like was 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:10.160 it dietamacious? 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.080 Oh yeah, and you got me diatamacious Earth, which is 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:16.800 what's used to like kill bugs in fucking your like 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.400 flower beds, and I'm gonna drink it. 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:23.160 Wait is it dietamacious earth? 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.320 Diatamacious d sounds like a slam poetry rapper. 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:27.440 Dietimacious. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:31.080 Dietimacious Earth is dd mega Doodoo's daughter. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:33.360 Oh Mega do doo. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:35.320 We wanted to be one of us, wanted to be 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:38.520 the announcer who said dd mega doodoo and like get 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:43.120 like I was, yeah, I was one was gonna be that. 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:44.560 And then I was like thinking in my head, I 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.200 was like, damn, that'd be perfect too, to get like 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.960 a little like wireframe to hold up a picture in 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.120 front of him so it looks like he's in the newscast. 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:52.080 But then we. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:55.400 Remembered that that joke also involved somebody who literally died. 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.560 But also Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead, I know, but 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.240 like this is kind of paying homage and it's a tribute. 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.360 Really yeah, it's like it's really like you love her. 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:08.200 She did so much goodness for us and without her. 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:10.240 Without her, you wouldn't be able to have a bank account. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:14.560 Babe, Well, you can't have a bank account or fucking 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:15.840 anything because you're a fucking dog. 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:17.640 But he's got that dog in it. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.240 But I got that dog in me, I mean. 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.120 Fucking and that's why you're sitting around begging for the 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:21.520 right to. 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:23.200 Like bacon bag and bagan strips. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.840 He doose have been sounding so good too. I don't 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:29.960 know why, but my appetite is completely changed. Hungry for bones, 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:31.880 hungry for like chow, Like do you know chow? 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:33.920 Yeah, you got to get. 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.440 To like some tennis balls. Oh, now you can finally 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:37.000 eat a shoe. 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:41.760 Yeah, I guess you could. We should we praise someone 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:44.080 right now? We should prank call someone. 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:45.680 Yeah, but I wish you could prank all with a 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:48.800 faceline answering the phone and it's a dog and he's 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:50.000 asking to eat the shoe. 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:53.040 That would be funny. But I also we should prank 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:56.200 call someone. I've been seeing this guy online recently. Prank 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.760 call places and ask if they have a room for 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:04.200 sixteen thousand people. It's just fucking chilling me. 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:08.680 Like did he call like a pizza hood or something. 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.840 And asked, like what there was a McDonald's and He 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.520 asked if they had a I had room for an 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.920 event for one hundred and fifty thousand people, and they 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:21.040 were like, uh no, like fifty. 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:23.040 Wait, what is the capacity of most fast food restaurants? 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.120 Fast food restaurants Literally, if you go in there and 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.480 you're sitting down to eat, honestly, you were such a 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.000 vie like I genus. It is so much respect for 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.680 people who walk into the fast food place to eat there. 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:35.520 Like anytime I've done it, I genuinely feel very good. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:38.080 It's all. It's it's a very grounding thing to do. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:41.280 Yeah, like you a lot, I feel like, yeah, yeah, 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:42.000 I love it. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:43.760 It's just a good path. It's a way to pass 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.800 the time without feeling useless. 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:48.320 I haven't been inside of a Taco Bell, in formed dude. 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.200 I was about to say, the only one we don't 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:52.200 be going into is Taco Bell that, yeah, we have 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:53.160 to stay outside. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.800 There's roaches in every Taco Bell. I feel like one 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:58.640 of the ones in my hotel meat yeah the Talco 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:00.840 me yeah, no, no, no, I feel like the taco meat 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.600 is just roaches at Taco Bell. 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.040 They it was mystery me up until a few years 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:07.960 ago when they had to disclose it well, I actually 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:08.959 started tasting different. 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:09.639 I'm the thing. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:11.720 I can't say anything because I was the girl who 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:16.399 was like, I ate tuna from Subway until it's. 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:17.159 The tuna box. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:19.160 The bread is made out of yoga mats. I think 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:20.760 I brought that up last time I was on here. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:23.600 I'm just full of fun facts. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:26.120 It's not made of yoga mats. 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:27.240 You're like, it is. 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:28.320 Why do you think it's so good? 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:28.520 Bro? 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:30.520 Why do you think Ellen has so much money? 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:33.439 Because she saved money, saves it on editors. 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:34.919 She don't spend jack shit on editors. 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.120 Watch the show, watch Ellen's game of games, and tell 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:39.359 me that she spends shit on editors. She doesn't. 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.879 Fuck you know what I was gonna say. 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:43.919 Like, one of the topics I wanted to bring up 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.920 is that although I know there are some good performance 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.360 art pieces, like, there has been performance art that I've 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:51.199 seen video of and I've been like, damn, that actually 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:55.440 is like so innovative and like so interesting. Most performance 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:59.120 art looks like batshit crazy, fucking dodo in my butt. 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:01.520 Like I've never seen like a friend go to a 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:03.720 performance art show and post an IG clip of it. 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:05.439 I've been like, damn, I wish I was there. It 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:06.920 just looks like people actually. 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:10.280 Tweaking out and like freaking out. But with all that said, 0:18:10.440 --> 0:18:13.119 I wish so badly we planned this properly and we 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:15.160 rented out of space and we got you in there 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:16.320 for a performance art piece. 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:18.000 I mean, we can still do that. 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:20.680 We have an extra, Yeah, we can do that. Yeah. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:23.280 I was freaking out trying to get Josie's costume ready 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:26.679