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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about ity scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malforn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do your need you ride? Ride with Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 4: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Karen, my friend. I feel like I have not

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Speaker 4: seen you in ages.

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Speaker 1: We haven't seen each other in several weeks. I have

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Speaker 1: to tell you. I just I was at a hair

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Speaker 1: appointment and then I went and got myself a sandwich,

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Speaker 4: Now, a hard roll, I've heard that phrase. I don't

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Speaker 1: It's essentially a baguette or it's just bread that has

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Speaker 4: Right right, Otherwise you get a sophagle spasm. It stays

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Speaker 4: in your chest. It hurts even though you can breathe.

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Speaker 4: The pain is there and it's real, and it lasts

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Speaker 1: There's a bite issue where you get a throat scrape

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Speaker 4: I know it's a little too late to have New

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Speaker 1: Again for mikes because of my pain.

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Speaker 4: Because of the experience. Yet today yeah, okay, uh, I'm

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Speaker 1: Thank you. My news was and is truly I just

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Speaker 1: I realized, take your time walking to the car. You

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I sometimes when I'm yeah walking, I hear that

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Speaker 4: Yes, with that out of the way, you've seen You've

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Speaker 4: you put your hands together, forever Maynard, everybody, thank.

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Speaker 5: You so much for having me throughout the nation.

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Speaker 4: I was let go without a reason. I believe I

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Speaker 4: It was actually sup adjacent because it was produced by

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Speaker 4: It was Michael Costa's show, which was He was so

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Speaker 5: Was psychoticy made my job.

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Speaker 4: He was really good.

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Speaker 5: What the fuck is wrong with you? It's just jealous?

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Speaker 4: And do you remember the day? Were you there the

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Speaker 6: I was a PA at that time, so I was

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Speaker 5: And it wasn't it. It didn't happen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, No one was ever really watching. I don't think

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's what they want.

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Speaker 4: Why am I doing my jokes? Give me a bucket

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Speaker 4: You say tourists, but they were paid audience people that

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Speaker 1: Some of them were drug addicts who just wanted their

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, I bad if I paid more attention. I

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Speaker 4: But you're right. That comedy you were ever, you were

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I messed up your name in the most.

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Speaker 5: Joel McHale doesn't even remember me. Now that's your fault.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was our chance. That was our chance with Jordan.

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Speaker 4: He's on a daily show as a correspondent. Still I think, oh,

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Speaker 1: Joel Hale, it is my opinion.

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Speaker 4: And he's an ex tennis pro.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's right.

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Speaker 6: He interviewed this titled Michael Costa.

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Speaker 1: It's entitled the Michael Costa Never Manered Episode. How have

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Speaker 1: you been? What's how's your new year?

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Speaker 2: I mean things are good? Things are you know? It's

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Speaker 2: a new year?

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Speaker 5: New me?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Quite literally? Well, okay, so here's some fun stuff in

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Speaker 6: uh twenty three days. I'm having top surgery, which is exciting.

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Speaker 6: Started last year with the partner, ended without so what's up? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Great?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you partied, partied in my house.

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Speaker 6: I had good friends over, we watched fireworks, they left

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Speaker 2: It'd be like, my scars feel great.

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Speaker 4: And they're providing you with new Do you even know

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 4: You you might be interested in befriending this first.

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Speaker 4: It becomes like a dating app.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, I thought, yeah, a lot of high fives.

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Speaker 1: You're like, I have to wait a month. You can't

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Speaker 4: What you say, Robot, there it is again? That damn

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Speaker 5: Well that's exciting, Judy Mistletoe.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm excited. So I have actually been doing a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just into the rock. You just keep showing them

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get so ripped. These cards are going to

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Speaker 5: Make it happen in and out within an hour and

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Speaker 1: I want it fast, and I want to look like spongebole.

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Speaker 5: I want furious.

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Speaker 5: Vin Diesel.

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Speaker 4: If you aren't angry the whole time you're working on me.

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Speaker 5: I want to read time.

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Speaker 1: Ever, I feel like I haven't seen you in truly,

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Speaker 5: That's how I feel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if we've missed too, I've missed you too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've missed too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a weird show.

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Speaker 5: I started I started this with Ann.

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Speaker 5: And I actually forgot about it until you said that.

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Speaker 2: That's all I just thought about.

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Speaker 5: That's how I forgot it. No, I forgot about this.

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Speaker 4: I have an amazing ability. If there's something you don't

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Speaker 5: No, honestly, it's nice to be I I did. I totally.

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Speaker 5: I have forgotten for so long that I used to

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Speaker 2: That was great.

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Speaker 1: We're bringing it all back, like this is your life.

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Speaker 1: Never Maynard, this is your life.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean weird show only in that it was

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Speaker 5: It was like, yes, that's what I mean.

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Speaker 4: You filed Chapter thirteen bankruptcy. Yeah, you have to go

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Speaker 4: about Michael Costa again.

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Speaker 6: Truly, we can't go back to he's a Capricorn, right,

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Speaker 5: You know, he's got that energy about him.

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Speaker 4: So are you have you been doing stand up yet?

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Speaker 5: I don't know how y'all felt about Zoom shows, but.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, Oh, it's exciting and fun.

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Speaker 5: This is nice.

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Speaker 4: No offense to anyone, including myself that lives in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 5: I'm there once a.

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Speaker 1: There's a needle.

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Speaker 4: I'm not staying here so many needles.

448
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Speaker 1: Ever, How long did you stay in New York City?

449
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Speaker 5: A month?

450
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Speaker 6: Oh?

451
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,439
Speaker 4: Wow, that's yeah, that's it was a.

452
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Speaker 1: Nice chunk of time. It was so great.

453
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Speaker 6: And then the bars they would like ask for your

454
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Speaker 6: VAX card and everybody was yeah, and I was like,

455
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Speaker 6: oh this, oh you okay, this is nice. And people

456
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Speaker 6: were their masks on public transportation, and then you came

457
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Speaker 6: here and it was.

458
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Speaker 5: Just like in and out and our tops, you know,

459
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Speaker 5: just like breathing on our faces.

460
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Speaker 6: It was I will say, I did go to Texas

461
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Speaker 6: for the holidays and forget safe.

462
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Speaker 5: It feels like.

463
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Speaker 6: Twenty nineteen and I'm I'm in Montana right now.

464
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Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, how's that?

465
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Speaker 4: It's probably very similar you're from where you're from in Texas.

466
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Speaker 5: It's like, oh little River I'm from, like roll.

467
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Speaker 4: Texas, but it has a hyphen, they told us. And

468
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Speaker 4: then we'll look at it now.

469
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Speaker 5: A little river Dash Academy. I'm gonna can I send.

470
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Speaker 4: Y'all over a cat Dash academy. That's what threw me out.

471
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Speaker 4: What what is this academy?

472
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not one for learning.

473
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna send I don't know if y'all do video

474
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Speaker 6: notes or like cliff notes and the descriptions or like links.

475
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Speaker 6: So one of the New Year's Eve activities was on

476
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Speaker 6: just being on YouTube. My friend's husband was like, what

477
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Speaker 6: do you like to watch on YouTube? And I was like,

478
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Speaker 6: I don't.

479
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Speaker 5: But we ended up looking up my hometown and there's

480
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Speaker 5: a woman on her phone.

481
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Speaker 6: She's recording like this not even like that, like the

482
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Speaker 6: right way, and it's just like, we're here, we got

483
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Speaker 6: a spaining ticket, look at this shitty little rundowntown and

484
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Speaker 6: she's like shit talking of the town.

485
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Speaker 5: But she also is like, it's like, hon.

486
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Speaker 4: You live in the.

487
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Speaker 5: Town over, like you know.

488
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Speaker 6: But it's the funniest video and it gives you a

489
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Speaker 6: sense of where I grew up so perfectly I have

490
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Speaker 6: I'll send it to y'all.

491
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Speaker 1: Yes, but I want to see that.

492
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Speaker 6: There's a drag strip where they race different types of cars,

493
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Speaker 6: and the big event over the summer is when they

494
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Speaker 6: have race cars that have actual jet engines on top

495
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Speaker 6: of them.

496
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Speaker 4: Yes, but it's homemade.

497
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Speaker 2: I don't know how the fuck they've made this.

498
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Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing, nothing could go wrong, but.

499
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Speaker 5: They're just just there.

500
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Speaker 1: That's signing up for an explosion.

501
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 4: How is that not?

502
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Speaker 7: It's always so loud, it's so and it goes until

503
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Speaker 7: two am because there's no cops, Like, there's no it's

504
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Speaker 7: just like a party at the drag strip every summer

505
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Speaker 7: when they when the jet it's like a big deal,

506
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Speaker 7: like the jet cars are coming into town.

507
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Speaker 1: Like I bet the cops are competing in those races.

508
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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you think, Yeah.

509
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Speaker 5: There's no cops. I'm not kidding, there are no cops.

510
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Speaker 5: He grew up, no cops.

511
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 6: The fire department volunteer all went to jail because they

512
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 6: swindled a bunch of money.

513
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Speaker 4: Because they were betting on the jet car races.

514
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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh ship.

515
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Speaker 4: My dad when he was young, it was totally normal

516
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Speaker 4: teenage activity to race for pinks. I guess pinks the

517
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Speaker 4: titles for your Yeah yeah, with the title for pinks.

518
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Speaker 8: I'm sorry, it was a simpler time.

519
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: Is this your new yoke's personality that your talking immediately.

520
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 4: That that was a very very side nipple statement. I'm

521
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 4: gonna race you for pink and you gotta wink at

522
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Speaker 4: the end.

523
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Speaker 1: Stop it. Put your down.

524
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 4: I can't, I can't to you, Oh man, I want to.

525
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 4: There was a I went in La This neighbor of

526
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 4: mine in Echo Park. He's in his sixties and he

527
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 4: does something called uh skid plate racing. So it's like drifting,

528
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 4: but it's because they actually put a metal plate under

529
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 4: the back wheels, and so you're just watching these cars

530
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 4: go in an oval and uh sparks are flying and

531
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Speaker 4: they're sliding sideways into each other. And then there was

532
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 4: this thing called trailer racing where cars were carrying trailers

533
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 4: and they race, but it's like a crash up derby

534
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:48,719
Speaker 4: and cars were smashing through trailers and boats and they

535
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 4: smash through and they'd be like clothing, like they didn't

536
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 4: even clean the trailers of clothing before. And I was

537
00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 4: never There's just people. I we the whole audience, and

538
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,239
Speaker 4: I looked around and I'm like, oh, this looks like

539
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 4: some NASCAR folks that I might not have much in

540
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 4: common with. But no, everyone is there to laugh. I

541
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 4: did not know I'd be laughing harder than any comedy

542
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 4: show I've ever been to. But when you're listening to

543
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 4: and maybe people laugh at monster truck shows, I haven't

544
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 4: they've been in my This was near La. It was

545
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Speaker 4: twenty minutes away. That's what was so shocking.

546
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like Pomona.

547
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Speaker 4: I think it was Pomona Speedway. Yeah, yeah, And it

548
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 4: was like going to a different it. I've never felt

549
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 4: less like I was in Los Angeles and it was.

550
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Speaker 4: I loved it so much that I'm like, I'm coming

551
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Speaker 4: to that.

552
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Speaker 1: It would be so cathartic to watch cars intentionally crash

553
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: into each other. It would be great.

554
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 4: And there were cops in it. They did this thing.

555
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 4: There was a crash up derby thing where they were

556
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Speaker 4: playing soccer with these cars, and the soccer ball was

557
00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 4: a giant sphere made of propane tanks welded together, but

558
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 4: geometrically it looked like a soccer ball. Like every other

559
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 4: tank was painted black. And they'd smash into it and

560
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 4: dent the hell out of these cars and they would

561
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Speaker 4: catch on fire, and the official saying whether or not

562
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 4: that was a goal. The rules were very loose, but

563
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 4: it was a local sheriff, like a brand. The sheriff

564
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Speaker 4: was the he didn't have anything else to do that night,

565
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 4: but he was judging the soccer match. I laughed so hard,

566
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Speaker 4: I've never laughed harder.

567
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Speaker 5: I mean, we all I got to get there.

568
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Speaker 4: You get yourself to Pomona.

569
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Speaker 5: Listeners, book a ticket right now.

570
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Speaker 4: Filled the Pomona Speedway.

571
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Speaker 1: We got to get out there.

572
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 4: And I'm not kidding. I can get us all free

573
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Speaker 4: tickets through my friend.

574
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Speaker 5: Don't don't make promises you can't keep, because.

575
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 4: I'm going to How many do you want? We'll do

576
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,479
Speaker 4: it right now, I'll call him.

577
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Speaker 1: I want to pay full price.

578
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 5: I want to supports, you.

579
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Speaker 1: Know what, unless it's really expensive.

580
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that was it isn't it's surprisingly I wanted

581
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 4: to give them more. Okay, if you buy a hot

582
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 4: dog or something and we will, Uh that that's pretty pricey.

583
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 4: But the tickets could have cost more.

584
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Speaker 9: Uh.

585
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 4: But yeah, I like this.

586
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Speaker 1: As let's earmark this as a kind of post surge. Yes,

587
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: And when I say surge, I mean Omicron and your surgery,

588
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: just like post all of that ship post it when

589
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: everyone is like kind of we're clear and we're not

590
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: so worried and whatever, and we're gonna go and a

591
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Speaker 1: demolition derby.

592
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Speaker 2: How great?

593
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, off shirt like real trash.

594
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 4: We'll all wear without sleeves. Yes, yeah, I'm gonna I'm

595
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 4: gonna wear a hat that somehow references farting and I'm

596
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 4: gonna one up this. Why not just be in it?

597
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 4: If you have a good enough car, they let you

598
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Speaker 4: be in some of these events. What if we recorded

599
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 4: in the car while doing Derby.

600
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 5: My god, I'll wreck my prius. I got nothing.

601
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: Let's do this thing, or we could we could just

602
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: record in the audience. It'll be like this podcast reunion there,

603
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: and then it'll be so loud that no one will

604
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: be able to hear what were our hilarious jokes, because

605
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: it'll just be demolition derby sounds.

606
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, none of these cars had windows. Yeah, they were not.

607
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 4: They were not sound proof vehicles.

608
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 5: The only words they hear is just Michael Costa every

609
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 5: now and then between the.

610
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, so what brings up America's sweetheart?

611
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: I think he's really funny.

612
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 4: Oh god, I can't believe I brought up the test.

613
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed throughout this pandemic, this idea of making plans.

614
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: I've started to realize how much I never do. I

615
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,239
Speaker 1: never try to. Like one of the main reasons I

616
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: can remember so well doing your show ever at the

617
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: Last Bookstore, is because I was like, oh, I'm out

618
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: doing a thing in like a real place. That's the

619
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Speaker 1: place itself is kind of like an event, and so

620
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: in Quarantine, I was always like, I need to do

621
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: things like that more that are event like feelings. But

622
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: I just don't know how to put in the effort

623
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: to do the research. But like now that we've had

624
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: all this time, it's like, oh yeah, there's all these

625
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: things you can just just like I've been making a

626
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: list of, like a demolition derby is really something I

627
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Speaker 1: want to do.

628
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 6: So when everybody went to the poppies, yeah, poppy, I'd

629
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Speaker 6: love to do that again.

630
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 4: Yeah are you guys? Are you saying the poppies?

631
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? Those big field flowers?

632
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 2: Sure, and they were.

633
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: It was a big Instagram thing.

634
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Speaker 5: It was a moment I did.

635
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Speaker 4: I don't know about this.

636
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: And they were just gorgeous, big, huge, the wildflower bloom in.

637
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: Was it the kind of desert area? Yeah?

638
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 6: And then past the prison. You did have to drive

639
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 6: past the prison and it was reality check.

640
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Speaker 4: So it's kind of like going to a demolition derby

641
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Speaker 4: for a minute.

642
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: Emotion on them and you're like gratitude.

643
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like, look at this is beautiful right here

644
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,239
Speaker 6: in our by the way, your hair looks phenomenal.

645
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: Mine, thank you?

646
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, looks. I said the same thing it

647
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 4: was before the recording.

648
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: Thank you. And Chris, should we take a look at

649
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: your hair? Because Chris has had some crazy I.

650
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 4: Mean it's actually pretty tame. It's just well, you know,

651
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 4: it's kind of backs media. Yeah, just kind of a

652
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 4: laboratory scientist type guy. I like it.

653
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 5: Also, are those your paintings back there? Who's painting at

654
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 5: your house?

655
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Speaker 1: Good?

656
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 4: I good?

657
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 6: Oh?

658
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 4: My dad paints beautiful. My dad paints now. And he's

659
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Speaker 4: a painter. Taught me to do the same.

660
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Speaker 6: He's a painter in and out with intern out or

661
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 6: come here, girl.

662
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Speaker 4: You don't spend a lot of time. I'm on him

663
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 4: one afternoon and done as you're a thought joke.

664
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Speaker 1: No, please, My zoom timing is so off. After our

665
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Speaker 1: long Christmas break, I used to I got good at

666
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: the zoom timing, and I'm bad again. I'm bad again.

667
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 4: It's not you, it's zoom.

668
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 6: Oh is it me?

669
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 5: Never?

670
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Speaker 4: It's our guest today? Never? Never, So sorry. I hate

671
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Speaker 4: I hate repeating it because I don't know if people

672
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 4: did that to you when you were a kid. No, no, okay, good,

673
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 4: I invented this hurtful thing. Yeah, still got it.

674
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 5: I'm gonna let you. You got to take that off

675
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 5: your shoulders, Bud.

676
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 4: I know they were they were they were drifting in

677
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 4: and the nether Yeah had just landed on my shoulders.

678
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: This afternoon, Chris brought me one of his dad's paintings

679
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: as a gift, and it is. I love it so much.

680
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: It's a it's a painting this kind of like wide

681
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: shot scene of Pike's Place in Seattle.

682
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 4: Yes, these are the two behind us are also pikes

683
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 4: Place locations? Really? Well no, no they are not. I've

684
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 4: now taken a better look. They are both here in Missoula, Montana.

685
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 4: But they are, you know, like a farmer's market situation.

686
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: What is one of barn.

687
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 4: That's the famous Milwaukee train station, go get it. The

688
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 4: trains used to go in there and rotate on a

689
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 4: big thing and turn around and go to the next town,

690
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 4: like but maybe to bring some mining supplies.

691
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 5: Pink slips over from the town.

692
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of cars, you know, pinks bring them

693
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 4: to the new owners who won them in a drunken

694
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 4: race the evening before. It was nineteen fifty five and

695
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 4: people were simple. Anyway, that's a painting of that. Okay,

696
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 4: there's my artless you know, I do have a degree

697
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 4: in art history and it doesn't come up much. So

698
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 4: there was just a take.

699
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 6: Really, who's Lee Krasner and then I hold a gun up.

700
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 4: I got it. Cocks a lot. That gum.

701
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: Gangster has always turned the gun to the side, uh,

702
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: back of the hand up. You never see anybody go up?

703
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, my volleyball style. Yeah, where's the wrist up? Guys?

704
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a spider man, but with guys. Where are

705
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: you sligh?

706
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 2: Literally?

707
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,240
Speaker 5: Come on boys, come on shoot?

708
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 4: Did you ask me about a painter named Ratner? Is

709
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 4: that you leek Rasner?

710
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 2: You just like.

711
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 4: Every time I say that name, sickening, freaking I don't remember,

712
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 4: probably memorizing people.

713
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 5: I don't know what is wrong with me. I'm so sorry.

714
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 5: I'm turning into a bro and the worst way.

715
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 1: It's good.

716
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 5: The energy is good.

717
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 4: I like it aggressive. It's fun for podcasts be meaner

718
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 4: to me.

719
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna be so mean in public.

720
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 2: I can't need to be mean at a target.

721
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: A lot of like punching your own's ass.

722
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 4: I can do it.

723
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 2: I'm gay.

724
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 4: People are like, oh you can't you were it's you're

725
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 4: in the children's section.

726
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: Please, that's a child mannequin.

727
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 6: They need to learning the man again as bad if

728
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 6: it's the kids.

729
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 5: No kids, I just said she was on firehouse.

730
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're perfect.

731
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 6: Okay, there we go get things. Things got weird for

732
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 6: a second. I didn't think it could get weirder, and

733
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 6: then it get Nah.

734
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 4: We backed right out of it. Everything is repaired.

735
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 1: On this show. It can always get weirder.

736
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 5: Okay, great, buckle up.

737
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought those are two of my favorite sayings

738
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 4: from a comedian. Oh it's gonna get weirder. Buckle up.

739
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 6: Comedy clubs and colleges throughout the nation.

740
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Speaker 5: I was like, really, I would love to at this

741
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 5: point any money.

742
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Uh. There's a comic Jen Murphy that uh,

743
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 4: two days ago, gone on a cruise ship to work

744
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 4: for ten days and tested positive and they I think

745
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 4: she was vaccinated and boose did so she just had sniffles,

746
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 4: but they she's positive, so they put her in the basement.

747
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 4: Imagine this for ten days, the basement room of a

748
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 4: cruise ship.

749
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 5: They keep in her own room.

750
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 4: They won't even let her have a key. She can't

751
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 4: come and go. They bring food and knock on the

752
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 4: door and she eats it and then slides the tray out.

753
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 4: She's not allowed to leave the room. That's how serious

754
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 4: quarantine is on a cruise ship. Can you imagine a

755
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 4: bigger nightmare.

756
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 5: That doesn't That seems illegal. I'm lassing out of shock.

757
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,959
Speaker 1: That's not a solution. The solution is to stop having cruises, yeah,

758
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 1: but not to not to put people down into the

759
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: galley decks or whatever, like the danger area of.

760
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 4: The Jolly deck. Sheddly isn't a bad mood down in

761
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 4: the Jolly deck, but gllie decks. Oh, I'm sorry, Galli,

762
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 4: that is what it is. I apologize. I'm going to

763
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 4: call it the Jolly deck from now on. Maybe they'll

764
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 4: park the boat and say, Okay, we shouldn't do this anymore.

765
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 4: But in the meantime, ten days in a windowless boat basement.

766
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's rough.

767
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Speaker 5: Is she still getting paid?

768
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: I hope so.

769
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 4: I didn't. It was just an Instagram post, but wow

770
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 4: I did comment, oh my god, that's terrible, just to

771
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 4: make her feel a little better, was it?

772
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And then five dots like a.

773
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 4: Really yeah, I double ellipses of six and uh, that's terrible.

774
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 6: To clarify she's getting paid. If you wouldn't mind, I

775
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 6: could do it right now.

776
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 1: Pro back on there and go quick Q and then

777
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: list out a bunch of questions. Do they push the

778
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: shrimp under the door? Is there a plate had the

779
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: flat foods, only.

780
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 4: She had video of them knocking and she opened the

781
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 4: door and grabbed the food. It didn't look good, finished it,

782
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 4: and then it showed her kicking get out with her

783
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 4: foot back into the hallway, not allowed a key, doesn't

784
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 4: have a key to her room.

785
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: That's insane. Also, you don't want to be down there

786
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: in my opinion, I could be wrong about this actually obviously,

787
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: but do you want to be down there in like

788
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: a windowless room when the boat starts a rocking, like

789
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 1: if they hit turbulent waters or whatever? It sounds to her?

790
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 5: Fine?

791
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 1: Right? I mean horrible.

792
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 6: It feels like there's a really good lawsuit on her

793
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 6: hands where she could make a lot of money. I mean,

794
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 6: I'm just thinking like it seems like emotional torture and

795
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 6: also unlawful imprisonment. Yes, I'm not a lawyer, but.

796
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: But I am a boat lawyer, and so.

797
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 4: I'm a maritime lawyer. Thank god, it finally it's finally

798
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 4: coming into place.

799
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: It's finally relevant in my stand up comedy career.

800
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 4: You're right, I because she's working. She didn't choose to

801
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 4: go on a cruise for fun. I said, the brand

802
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 4: of boat.

803
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, we're gonna have to bleep that out.

804
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably.

805
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: We don't want that heat.

806
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 4: No, we don't want that looming over us.

807
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: What do you come on?

808
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 4: There's no telling how far they'll go if they're willing

809
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 4: to put people in their boat basement?

810
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 5: Do you mean and stop it?

811
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 2: I grew up?

812
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: I mean what am I saying? My parents met on

813
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: a cruise. My dad was a person, my mom was

814
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: a nurse on princess cruises, so on from my mom's

815
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: is that a affiliate?

816
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,240
Speaker 5: No ole?

817
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 4: Bleep?

818
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: Please, even all of this must be bleep.

819
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 5: So they met a princess cruises.

820
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: They met on princess cruises. No one was being detained

821
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: against their will as far as we know. So my

822
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 1: mom's sixtieth birthday, we went and took as the family

823
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: took a cruise to Alaska, and it was after day

824
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: two I was like, how does anyone do this? There

825
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: are people that used to take like month to three

826
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: month long cruises, Like how is this possible? But the

827
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: thing my sister and I started doing was they were

828
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: playing bingo in one of the like theater rooms constantly,

829
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 1: So we just started playing bingo like very seriously. Yeah, and.

830
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 5: Did you get the professional talk?

831
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, And it was just like it was

832
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: that kind of suddenly things that normally you maybe wouldn't

833
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: be that interested and became the most fun game of

834
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: all time because you were stuck on a boat.

835
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 6: And Texas there are bingo halls. Yeah, competitive bingo halls,

836
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 6: and they played like hey on the floor, runny like cards.

837
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow, that sounds fun to me. I love a

838
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 4: good bingo night if you want to, if you want

839
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 4: to hear me, be honest, I love.

840
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 5: A good bingo night too.

841
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 9: Pink slip in an hour and an hour, Yeah, what if

842
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 9: I'm out with my fear like I've never been under anesthesia.

843
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 6: By the way, that's the most expensive part of this

844
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 6: whole operation. It's really it's not the surgeon, it's the anesthesiologist.

845
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 4: Is the really, Yes, why they are they putting it

846
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 4: in your spine style?

847
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 3: But me, daddy, daddy, it's like a kind of man,

848
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 3: excuse me.

849
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:47,319
Speaker 5: I'm paying you for it. Yeah, the consensual knock me out,

850
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 5: I don't.

851
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 6: I think it's the the person and maybe the drugs,

852
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:58,959
Speaker 6: but that is.

853
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 5: It's a weird.

854
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 6: It's a weird, honestly, The process for me has been

855
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 6: very enlightening and very eye opening. I forgot we were

856
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 6: talking about bingo, and then it.

857
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: Got you're gonna say, what if you go under an

858
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: athesia and.

859
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 6: And then I wake up a bro and I'm just

860
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 6: like Gomere Street Tits and I'm just under drugs?

861
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 5: What if that reveals my actual truth?

862
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 6: Yes, which is the satire of a person I'm doing

863
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 6: is the real me?

864
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 4: You just become a drunk Mel Gibson on the.

865
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 1: Like we're at the demolition derby, like ship, why did

866
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: we invite ever?

867
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 6: And I'm just like bear me and I've got the

868
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 6: helmet with the straw kiss me. But a dollar's like

869
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:51,919
Speaker 6: button poo poop.

870
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: Please be careful. I hope that inst all just knows

871
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: what they're doing.

872
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 4: I want that to be I want that to be

873
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 4: the most expensive part. Whatever keeps you from waking up.

874
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 4: That's everyone's fears that you're going to wake up during

875
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 4: a surgery. Yeah, make that be the most expensive part,

876
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 4: the part that makes you not wake up.

877
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 6: This person rolls up like in a Porsche, ands like

878
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 6: Oakley's and takes it off and they're like, yep, I

879
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 6: gotta do about five minutes of work and then I

880
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 6: read a book.

881
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: You know, like yes.

882
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 4: Oh. When I got my hip replaced, the anestesiologists came in.

883
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 4: That was the only one on one talk I had

884
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 4: before surgery. And he was totally like a Tom Cruise guy.

885
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 4: He wasn't wearing sunglasses. But they make risky business.

886
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: They make so much, they.

887
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 4: Make so much. Yeah, he was, he was cool.

888
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: I had surgery once and they said it was like

889
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: they put the thing over my mouth. And then the

890
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: guy said, did you say you were going on vacation

891
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: in Hawaii? And I went, yes, news what island? And

892
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: that was the last thing. Then I woke up in

893
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 1: the hallway three hours later.

894
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 5: So you don't I remember anything inside the brain at all,

895
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 5: not at all.

896
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: Whoa not at all. It was truly like going to

897
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 1: sleep and waking up and it was all over and eyes, nothing, nothing,

898
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 1: doing the whole.

899
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 4: I remember in that exact moment when I got my

900
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 4: I got my tonsils taken out as an adult because

901
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 4: they were causing arthritis. I was so sick. And the

902
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 4: guy he looked like house, which was a good sign.

903
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: That's a very good feeling.

904
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 4: He's a loose cannon, but he figures out every bacterial disease.

905
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 4: But he was looking He's like, comedy, what's that like?

906
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 4: He was looking at my face as he was putting

907
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 4: the novacano into and he hit a nerve in my arm,

908
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 4: which was the worst pain ever. And it's because he

909
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 4: was looking at me asking about comedy. He wasn't looking

910
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 4: at my arm. And I'll never forget the pain. And

911
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 4: then falling asleep as I was feeling the worst pain ever.

912
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 4: And yeah, so the whole time that was in my

913
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 4: nerve and I didn't I couldn't feel my thumb for

914
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 4: a year, but it came back. It's fine.

915
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 5: It's fine now sounds but I got a lawsuit on

916
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 5: your hand. Hire me maritime lawyer on the side.

917
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 4: I totally probably he was not looking at my arm.

918
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,919
Speaker 4: He vividly was looking at in my eyes. Wally put

919
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 4: a needle in my arm. I'll never forget it.

920
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: The way Chris has his backward baseball hat on, he

921
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: didn't put it back on normally, and all he looks

922
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: like he's a member of the French Resistance, doesn't. I

923
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: was just like, what is this?

924
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 4: Look?

925
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: Why am I confused? During the story.

926
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 4: Yes, it does have a bit of a beret. Look,

927
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 4: I mean I shouldn't have a backwards hat on anyway,

928
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 4: keep it on.

929
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 5: Looks good.

930
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro style.

931
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 4: Mannequin asked where do you find all these mannequins?

932
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: Ever starts bringing a mannequin a round with them everywhere

933
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: they go.

934
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 5: Everyone is like, you need help.

935
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: It's super weird. You weren't like this before.

936
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 4: What is this?

937
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 6: Anesthesiologies did it?

938
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: It's like, doesn't it hurt your throat to talk like that?

939
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 7: Yeah?

940
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 5: That's Permitt's all surgery.

941
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 4: When do you get this done again?

942
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 5: January twenty eighth.

943
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 4: Oh that's so sick.

944
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very soon.

945
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 6: There's so many I mean, I'm glad that there are

946
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 6: so many COVID tests involved, but it's like test before

947
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 6: I fly out, test when I land, test two days

948
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 6: before the operation, and I'm just.

949
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 4: Like, oh my god.

950
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

951
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 6: But it was I feel very like lucky about it

952
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 6: because I took a moment and was like, oh, I

953
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 6: actually do want this, and the surgeon that I wanted

954
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:56,760
Speaker 6: was it's partly covered by insurance, but not one hundred percent.

955
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 6: And I can't imagine what it would be with oh

956
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 6: whatever insurance because I'm already having to pay like twenty

957
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 6: five k up front, like which is insane. Like the

958
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 6: hospital's like prepare twenty five and I.

959
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 4: Was like oh wow, wow.

960
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 5: Okay, and then that doesn't cover the surgeon.

961
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 6: So anyways, for the surgeon, she accepts this insurance and

962
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 6: this I'll say like crane Crane.

963
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 5: Uh I think they're like Crane connects.

964
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 6: Anyways, shout out to doctor Crane.

965
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 2: There's a year and a.

966
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 5: Half waitless just to get a consultation.

967
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 6: So you get a consultation and then you have to

968
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 6: cement all this paperwork and then it's three to six

969
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 6: months after that that they give you a date. And

970
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 6: I was like, why might not have insurance? And like

971
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 6: you know, like I work in like post I took

972
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 6: a post production job. I'm like, this is gonna wrap up.

973
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 6: I need this sooner. And they're like, well, just keep

974
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 6: calling like once a month. So we did, and they're like,

975
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 6: we got a cancelation. Can you do a zoom consultation?

976
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,760
Speaker 6: So I woke up at like five thirty our time.

977
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 4: Showed a woman my tits.

978
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 8: I said, I'm sure over zoom on zoom consensual.

979
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 6: And she was like awesome, sin us your insurance And

980
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 6: like I had to get a letter from a therapist

981
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 6: and they're like, great, we'll see you in sixty days.

982
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 5: So I do feel very lucky, Like this could have

983
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 5: been a to.

984
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 4: Year weight, right, So you're going to someone that's like

985
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 4: the best in the.

986
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 5: Biz, one of the best in the biz.

987
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: Definitely the fastest in the biz.

988
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's It's very like. The center is like they

989
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 6: have a center in San Francisco and then one in Austin.

990
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 5: It's a good gender I don't what do they call

991
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 5: it gender confirmation. I don't know.

992
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 6: I don't even I don't know all this and the terminology,

993
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 6: but like they have this great network and everybody that

994
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 6: I've spoken to is like really.

995
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 2: Like excited and kind and knowledgeable.

996
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 6: And then the surgeon is doing my operation is doctor

997
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 6: da Leon And I looked at her work and I said, wow,

998
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 6: this is a nice chist, Like she's got some nice

999
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 6: chest resumes. A resume I don't know's a like. So

1000
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, okay, but it is jarring when you're

1001
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 6: not you have to take a photo of like your

1002
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 6: front and your your front, your chest and then your back.

1003
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 5: And yeah, I have a smattering of tattoos.

1004
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 6: Art history I've got an mc escher drawing. Then I've

1005
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 6: got Vincent van Go's Starry Night on my lower back

1006
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 6: sky only no houses?

1007
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 4: Sure? Sure? Or that gnarl tree you want it? That

1008
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 4: pointy ass stump.

1009
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 6: Here's the thing. See this piece of paper. I printed

1010
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 6: it out at my school library. I didn't know how

1011
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,240
Speaker 6: to do fit to page yet, so.

1012
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 2: It's just a.

1013
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 6: Bottom right tangle of a piece of paper. It must

1014
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 6: be like, I don't know, like four by like maybe six,

1015
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 6: and like I was like, no building, and I cut it.

1016
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 4: I cut it off.

1017
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want anything.

1018
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 5: I don't want the whole banding, just the sky. I'm like,

1019
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 5: I was like, are you sure? I was like, I'm nineteen.

1020
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 2: You should be telling me no. So someone has to

1021
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 2: be adult here.

1022
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 6: So I have all these gross tattoos on my bad

1023
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 6: one is like a, I have several Christian tattoos.

1024
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,280
Speaker 5: I'm not a Christian.

1025
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 2: Got a longer Christian and one of them.

1026
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 5: I thought, oh, well, my friend Jessica and I have

1027
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 5: matching tattoos. I talked to her over the pandemic. She

1028
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 5: got it removed a year after we got it my

1029
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 5: year year.

1030
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 4: I was like, and she's been pretending to be your

1031
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 4: friend this.

1032
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 5: Whole time, pretending to be a Christian.

1033
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 4: She's pretty.

1034
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,479
Speaker 1: You should absolutely be required to alert anyone you get

1035
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: matching tattoos with if you get yours.

1036
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 2: Removed, it's fair, it's back here.

1037
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 6: And I always forget it until, like I see a

1038
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 6: photo and I had to like upload all these like

1039
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 6: bax cards, insurance cards, photos of my ID, and the

1040
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 6: thing got jumbled. So when I opened up the app,

1041
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 6: it was like, is this is this the back of

1042
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 6: your insurance card?

1043
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 5: And it was my back and I was like, no, no,

1044
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 5: there's a man. I'm not kidding.

1045
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 2: You have Incent Van go, well, what do you have?

1046
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 4: A tin man?

1047
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: Tin man?

1048
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 4: Not it's say courage, sorry heart heart, have a heart? Yeah,

1049
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 4: I don't what's it saying?

1050
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 5: Oh, doesn't say anything. It's just a little tin man.

1051
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 4: I also didn't I actually tattoo. I haven't even seen.

1052
00:54:58,840 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 5: Man's my favorite.

1053
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 6: But also I didn't think about, like I don't know

1054
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 6: how the curves of my body a curvy back.

1055
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 4: Lot.

1056
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 5: Some of them when my weight fluctuate, some of.

1057
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 6: Them just get a little lost, you know. So it's

1058
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 6: like a half a star like depend it's also like

1059
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,800
Speaker 6: a disclaimer, doing a new lover.

1060
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: At least be like kind of impulsive, kind of impetuous.

1061
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 6: Sometimes you don't see it at the night, and then

1062
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 6: if someone's there in the morning, you gotta say.

1063
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:42,720
Speaker 5: You're gonna see something a little shocking.

1064
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,439
Speaker 1: I've lived, I've lived my life. You get to say

1065
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 1: to them and then around the block at time, or

1066
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 1: get my scars. I have done clubs and colleges all

1067
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: over this country.

1068
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 5: That whole he's just born in front of Joel McHale.

1069
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 4: In Old English. That sentence on your upper back.

1070
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 5: I used to have tits.

1071
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 4: Right across this bread.

1072
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 6: Hey, tits used to be here.

1073
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 2: And then two arrows Yes, perfect, yes, wanted.

1074
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 4: Baby.

1075
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 5: As what.

1076
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: You're trying surgery to. It's like you're getting surgery to

1077
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: be problematic. That's really what you're if.

1078
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 4: If the surgery makes you keep doing this character, I'm

1079
00:56:51,280 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 4: all for it. Please inquire within so fun such a

1080
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:01,359
Speaker 4: fun care?

1081
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 6: Could you imagine if I got top surgery and then

1082
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 6: I was stuck in the bottom of a boffers.

1083
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 4: To recover the irony?

1084
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 5: Imagine there's nothing fun about that.

1085
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 4: Well, don't be nervous, it's gonna go great. You have

1086
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 4: one of the best in the business working on you

1087
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 4: and a cocky, cool anesthesiologist. Just don't watch any version

1088
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 4: of any surgery online.

1089
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 6: No, no, I'm not gonna let anybody know that I'm

1090
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 6: a comic because I know exactly what that guy was.

1091
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 5: I want to do comedy. That guy's doing comedy at

1092
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 5: Flappers right now.

1093
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,439
Speaker 4: You know that's why I have nerve damage, just because

1094
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 4: he wanted to do an open mind Flappers.

1095
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1096
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's at Flaps right now, flapping around.

1097
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 5: He's at the ice house, the.

1098
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: Ice house, hurting up people's nerves in other ways with

1099
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: his words and his ideas.

1100
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 5: This is my my this is my defense as your lawyer.

1101
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 5: He can't feel in his thumb because so body I

1102
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 5: wanted to perform at the Passagena ice House. He needed

1103
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 5: twenty people to do five minutes. Anyways, he's an out

1104
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 5: of town comic.

1105
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 4: I rest my case.

1106
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: May I approach the venture honor? You could actually, instead

1107
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: of letting anyone know you do comedy, you go right

1108
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 1: in there with your fill in maritime lawyer, right on

1109
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: that employee list. No one will have one question and

1110
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: no one will have no one will have any interest.

1111
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 5: This won't be botched. At all, I'm a lawyer.

1112
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: They'll be scared.

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Speaker 6: That's you know what I'm going to ask you guys

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00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 6: to please email me the day of so I don't

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00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 6: forget it. January twenty eight or maybe the twenty seventh.

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00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 6: So because my operation is at seven thirty in the morning,

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00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 6: email please email me to say I'm a lawyer. I

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00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 6: want that to be the last words.

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00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 4: I'm going to email you say you're a lawyer.

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00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 5: But yeah, before I go, might.

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00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 4: Not register if I'm email you to say I'm a lawyer.

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00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 5: I'm a lawyer.

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00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: Talking about so it's like I'm a lawyer.

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00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 4: I just just want them to be like, oh no,

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00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 4: it'll come up right before that need just.

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00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: With the frosted tips is like huh, before he can

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00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 1: ask another question.

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00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 2: You're mist man.

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00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: Lawyer from Oz.

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00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 5: Vincent Van Lawyer.

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00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: No buildings, no buildings. Also, the level of pressure that

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00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: was on that tattoo artist to recreate Vincent Van Go painting,

1133
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: it's just like strokes.

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00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 4: I want to revisit them seeing your tattoo and as

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00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 4: you go to sleep, as you go under Vincent Van

1136
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:02,919
Speaker 4: Lawyer over here, it's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

1137
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 4: And then the other, the surgeon. They all high five,

1138
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,479
Speaker 4: but they just washed their hands them again.

1139
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 1: Sorry to ask this question because this is such a

1140
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 1: this is such a murner. But have you ever talked

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01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 1: about any of that stuff on stage, like any of

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01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 1: that stuff of not realizing that you had to send

1143
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: pictures of your naked back with chattoos no before you.

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01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you have a thirty minute chunk. You have

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01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: a thirty minute chunk right now.

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01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 4: You know, luckily we recorded all that say anything. I

1147
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 4: hope you knew that. I hope we have your permission.

1148
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 4: We've been recording.

1149
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: According Yeah, demolition, we were just chating.

1150
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 2: I'm slapping.

1151
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 5: Asked here, this isn't for fun, this is a wellness check.

1152
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: We just want you to get it off off my chest,

1153
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: off your chest. I did pause.

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01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 6: I still ask them about that. I'm going to ask

1155
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 6: the front desk. There's like there's so many there's like

1156
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 6: thirteen different emails on from this center. There's like an

1157
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 6: insurance email, and then there's like a new patient. Oh,

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01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 6: I'll ask the new patient because I'll make eye contact

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01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 6: with them.

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01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: Yay.

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01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 5: What do you think about my backpick?

1162
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 4: See that backpick?

1163
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 5: So pretty cool?

1164
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 6: Right?

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01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: You like Pennsylvanca.

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01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 4: Well it's gonna the surgery is gonna go perfectly and congratulations, yes, oh,

1167
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 4: thank you so much. Decision. Yeah, that's that's exciting.

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01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,439
Speaker 1: Yep twenty twenty two.

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01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 9: Knew you.

1170
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: Rhymes minus two twenty.

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01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 4: Two it's a new YUK. Congratulations to rhymes, Vincent van Lawyer.

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01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 5: To you the lawyer.

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01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 6: And it's like me on the side of like one

1174
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 6: O one you know this billboards.

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01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a lawyer, and then it's just your back.

1176
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 6: Like all the lawyers on the billboards are sort of

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01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 6: like back to back.

1178
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 5: But it's like picture so it looks like what is

1179
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 5: like is this before and after? Nope, lawyers doesn't any sense.

1180
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 5: Ship Yeah ship, you're hilarious. Thank you all.

1181
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 4: Y'all are fun.

1182
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 5: This has been fun.

1183
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 4: If you ever get the chance to see every dude

1184
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 4: stand up, uh, they're very good. I think that you're hilarious.

1185
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 4: You're loose, you're funny, you can be ridiculous.

1186
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 5: This is the part where you'll tell me that I

1187
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 5: did not get the gig, Yes.

1188
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 4: Said, I'm sorry. We have someone else booked on this week's.

1189
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 1: Crucial costa the job.

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01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:00,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, we.

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01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 2: Big fan.

1192
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: Sorry, No matter where the tin Man and his hat

1193
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: are on you. It works. We're into it. We had

1194
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: to go with.

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01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 5: We'd love to see you go.

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01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 6: We we can't wait to see you skyrocket. We support

1197
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 6: you so much. Right now the project isn't right for you.

1198
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 6: You're not right for the project.

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01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 5: Anyway.

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01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 2: This got too real too quick.

1201
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: We can all give this speech in the most realistic

1202
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 1: we can all write this scene down to the loved.

1203
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 4: We we end every episode with realistic role play, career.

1204
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 1: Based, heartbreaking role play of whatever kind.

1205
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 5: And I get thrown into it.

1206
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 4: Cruise so many bleaks, bleep.

1207
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 6: Me daddy, daddy a lawyer.

1208
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: That maybe that should be the last thing you say

1209
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 1: to the anesthesiologist. No matter what question you asked, you're like,

1210
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 1: countdown from ten, daddy, Oh there's a problem.

1211
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 9: And then I'm like.

1212
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 8: Me trying to drugs to make one long thing of drool.

1213
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 2: Only Chris and I understand the reference. You're in a

1214
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 2: different state, but.

1215
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 4: Still no, I want to be up above watching like.

1216
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 5: That, like, what is it Gray's anatomy?

1217
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 4: Yes, but Galley, Yes, we're just studying. We're just here

1218
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 4: to study.

1219
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: Well, do you have anything you want to.

1220
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 5: You know that I would have put.

1221
01:04:54,960 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 2: A moone of being slip loot of ink slip. Maybe

1222
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 2: honestly I do.

1223
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, slip is getting me.

1224
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 4: Whatever.

1225
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 6: I do a monthly show at the Allusion now, which

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01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 6: is all crowd work, and really, yeah, that's the one

1227
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 6: over in Frogtown, right, Yeah, it's a really fun theater,

1228
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 6: really nice new pole like her name is Kate. I

1229
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 6: haven't met her partner yet, but it just seems like

1230
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 6: a really you know, when you perform and the audience

1231
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 6: is there for comedy, it feels like that.

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01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, this is fun, this is nice.

1233
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 4: That sounds great. There's always been shows in Frogtown and

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01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 4: I didn't know that's where the Allusion was.

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01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 6: That's yeah, it used to be some other weird theater

1236
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 6: next to the Police Academy.

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01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 4: Oh, I know exactly. You know. I'm always at the Academy.

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01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 4: That's where I do alot my my rain shooting RISDA

1239
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 4: and I just go there to do push ups in

1240
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 4: the yard full like contact with just go what you're

1241
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 4: looking at, Tackleberry characters. Of course, you get.

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01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 1: The reason I know the Allegian is because I get

1243
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: my hair done in that neighborhood. And so I pulled

1244
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 1: up one time and it was right after it it

1245
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: opened recently, and I think it was like the people

1246
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 1: that the upcoming shows were all really great people where

1247
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 1: I was like, what's happening over there? There was like

1248
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: a crowd on this street or whatever where I'm like,

1249
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's like there's been like a cool

1250
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: comedy outbreak over here, Like I better start paying attention.

1251
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 6: Yeah. The theater too, is like letting me have a

1252
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 6: fundraiser show, like they do you want to do that?

1253
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,680
Speaker 6: I was like, oh my god, yeah, like cool, so

1254
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 6: I encourage everybody.

1255
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:49,120
Speaker 4: Yeah is it right on Riverside? Yeah? Right by that

1256
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 4: so that Yeah, someone's name that you wouldn't expect, like

1257
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 4: the George Hamilton Playhouse or something that.

1258
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 6: Used to be the playoffs And yeah, it was like

1259
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:04,160
Speaker 6: Night's theme and like King Arthur theme.

1260
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 5: Inside it was weird. It's it was. It was a

1261
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 5: weird whitehouse.

1262
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 4: Karen, did we drive past that seven years ago?

1263
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: The Lady Guenevere Playhouse or something like that?

1264
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 4: That was where we were like that's where kids are

1265
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 4: lost forever. Yeah, they think it's an.

1266
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 2: You'll never come back.

1267
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a long time ago. If you remember that,

1268
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 4: Oh that's great, that's right. In my neighborhood. See you there.

1269
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:35,760
Speaker 6: I'll be there and this surge goes down.

1270
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's the last Frida of everyone.

1271
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: Ye, this is a plug ever. Yeah, Remaynard's show the

1272
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 1: last Friday of every month at the Allegian Theater on

1273
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,960
Speaker 1: Riverside Drive Drive slash Boulevard.

1274
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 4: Yes, it's both now there.

1275
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 5: But it's called What's Your Problem?

1276
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 6: Sir? Yeah, and I'm just aggressive, what's your problem?

1277
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,760
Speaker 4: This is one of the attack attack that audience shows. Yeah,

1278
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 4: I love that.

1279
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:12,440
Speaker 6: I'm just like, look at this, Okay, we could keep it.

1280
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,840
Speaker 6: I feel like we're wrapping it up and I'm just like, Okay.

1281
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:18,639
Speaker 6: As soon as this zoom closes, it's back to quiet.

1282
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,799
Speaker 1: It's hard to get off. It's hard to off. Sometimes

1283
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 1: we have a good time, but we have to.

1284
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,679
Speaker 4: I hate to be the party.

1285
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 2: Chris calling it.

1286
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 4: Every You're so funny, it was. It's good to see you,

1287
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:39,599
Speaker 4: to see you out in the streets. And please don't

1288
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:50,840
Speaker 4: smack my ass. Don't over again, ever Maynard. Everyone, thanks,

1289
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 4: you've been listening to Do you Need a Ride? D

1290
01:08:54,160 --> 01:09:03,600
Speaker 4: y N. This has been an exactly right production.

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01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:07,599
Speaker 8: Produced by Annalise Nelson, engineered by Stephen Ray Morris mixed

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01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 8: by Ryo boun Theme song by Karen Kilgara, artwork by

1293
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:15,720
Speaker 8: Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook

1294
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:20,760
Speaker 8: at dinar podcast That's Dynar Podcast.

1295
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactlyrightmedia dot com.

1296
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 4: Listen, subscribe, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Stitch

1297
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 4: or wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you, Ellen, You're welcome.

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01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 4: There we go. I don't even try and do a

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01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:53,719
Speaker 4: car horn anymore.