Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode Oh Alchemy.
Speaker 1: This the fully improvised comedy podcast where we do full
Speaker 1: scenes and shows based on listener suggestions. You are the listener,
Speaker 1: and we thank you for listening. And let's jump. Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm Chris Operado. I'm hosting, as you could tell, because
Speaker 1: I've already messed up. But let's talk to our alchemists today,
Speaker 1: some of my friends, some of yours. Let's meet them
Speaker 1: in no particular order. Let's first say hello to Jackie.
Speaker 1: Dear Ruthie. Hello, Oh hello, now, Jackie. I don't know
Speaker 1: the answer to this for myself, but my wife knew
Speaker 1: it for her. So I'm want to ask you if
Speaker 1: you know yours? For the first song you ever slow
Speaker 1: danced too? Wow? Ye, this didn't track, didn't didn't didn't
Speaker 1: mean much to me. Were you? Were you a slow
Speaker 1: dancwer in middle school? Or slowly? Oh yeah, little Jackie
Speaker 1: really hard and the little school make it fast, make
Speaker 1: it slow. I was on that floor. I remember, I
Speaker 1: remember definitely dancing to like. For whatever reason, this song
Speaker 1: is coming to my mind, so it must have been true.
Speaker 1: Um that Mark Anthony's song. She sang to me, Hello,
Speaker 1: wil Buttom but song for Runaway Bride. Wow, beautiful one
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies. Yeah, but I can't really and
Speaker 1: I remember Casey and jodo Ah laugh. That was that
Speaker 1: was the like I was singing that all morning. I've
Speaker 1: been singing that song all morning. I'm not kidding really,
Speaker 1: because that song reminded me of an early slow dancing
Speaker 1: time for sure. Was it the first? I can't say,
Speaker 1: but it was certainly popular. Okay, all right, now let's
Speaker 1: say hello to Mark Gagliardi. Hello, Mark, Hi, describe the
Speaker 1: feeling for us, because I don't really how, I don't
Speaker 1: really know what this feeling feels like. So describe the
Speaker 1: feeling of really nailing an audition. One of these days
Speaker 1: I will be able to answer this question for you.
Speaker 1: You have never felt I've never walked out of an audition,
Speaker 1: and I don't know that I've ever felt like I
Speaker 1: really nailed it. I feel like, because I'm I guess
Speaker 1: I'm pretty hard on myself. I come out and I go,
Speaker 1: I could have done this, and that beat could have
Speaker 1: done this, and that beat could have done this, and
Speaker 1: that beat. Oddly, it's the smaller the thing, the easier
Speaker 1: it is to feel like I nailed it. Like I remember,
Speaker 1: I had a commercial audition once and all I had
Speaker 1: to do was a bite and smile. If you've ever
Speaker 1: audition for commercial, you know the bite and smile. It's
Speaker 1: just wow, I'm really enjoying this Snickers bar that I
Speaker 1: just took a bite of. It's where you you take
Speaker 1: a little bite, make sure a little bit of the
Speaker 1: car and will hit your lip and then you kind
Speaker 1: of lick it in there on you do you very
Speaker 1: gently chew and nod and look off to one side.
Speaker 1: I did have one of those ones where I went, man,
Speaker 1: I nailed that, but that was good. I nailed that
Speaker 1: bite and smile. I did not get the job, but
Speaker 1: I did finish the snickers. Um. My worst ones are
Speaker 1: the no talking. Not that I'm great with dialogue either,
Speaker 1: but it's for me. It's the sitting in the audie
Speaker 1: and being like, Okay, you're looking at the dash, Oh
Speaker 1: you're happy that there's a touch screen. Oh, your wife's calling,
Speaker 1: Oh look at this mountain, and it's so hard for
Speaker 1: me to like smaller, smaller, smaller, like well then you
Speaker 1: get okay anyway, Well, I mean, Mark, you might not
Speaker 1: know what a good audition feels like, but you know
Speaker 1: what it feels like to book something, you know, and
Speaker 1: one of these days, well we'll have that conversation speaking
Speaker 1: of booking something. I mean, it's hard to mention booking
Speaker 1: without mentioning this. Next fellow, say hello to Craig Atkowski,
Speaker 1: the booking Machine. Oh sorry, sorry, guys, I can't do
Speaker 1: the second episode of course, Craig. Do you listen to
Speaker 1: music every day? Yes? You do. Yes, I don't listen
Speaker 1: to music every day. Yeah. I I pay for Amazon
Speaker 1: Music for some reason, I guess. I guess I'm being
Speaker 1: mocked for um and so I I had had everything
Speaker 1: on iTunes and then I slowly like built up like
Speaker 1: my old playlists and everything on Amazon Music. So typically
Speaker 1: typically my day is I would probably like read the
Speaker 1: news for about an hour and a half and then
Speaker 1: just listen to my songs on Amazon Music on shuffle.
Speaker 1: I've got probably by eight thousand songs in uh in
Speaker 1: the rotation. So, and does it does the music affect
Speaker 1: your mood from time? I know it's that's a dumb question,
Speaker 1: but like, I listen to music so rarely that when
Speaker 1: I do, I'm like, oh fuck, Like I'm really like
Speaker 1: brushing my teeth feels crazy. Listen to radio Head like,
Speaker 1: I'm just I get so affected. Does it will like
Speaker 1: affect you as much as it affects me? Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Like one of my favorite workout playlist is called Shortened
Speaker 1: to the Point, which is all songs that are two
Speaker 1: and a half minutes long or shorter. So like a
Speaker 1: lot of like pop punk kind of stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: just like short energetic songs. Love that. I'm I'm never somebody.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do like some mellow stuff, but of like,
Speaker 1: my normal state is pretty zoned out and mellow, and
Speaker 1: so I need music to pump energy and beauty and
Speaker 1: melody to get me to feel uh something more. So
Speaker 1: I think in the in that sense, it's a little
Speaker 1: bit of a drug. I'm loving this. I have to
Speaker 1: ask a question. I can't help myself, But what like
Speaker 1: if you were to just to like too on a
Speaker 1: little song today, tut on one of these songs that
Speaker 1: like is energy to you? I just want to know
Speaker 1: what that you know what I mean? I just want
Speaker 1: to know what that is, just off the top of
Speaker 1: my head. I also read a column called The Number
Speaker 1: Ones by Tom Bryan that comes out three times a week,
Speaker 1: which is kind of a chronological assessment of all the
Speaker 1: songs that hit number one in the Billboard charts, and
Speaker 1: so right now he's in kind of mid nineties and
Speaker 1: like the like the Puff Daddy, which is not necessarily
Speaker 1: stuff that speaks to me. But the song for today
Speaker 1: was was Biggie's Hypnotized and that's just a fucking jam
Speaker 1: and so like. And then as you read the column,
Speaker 1: like you can click on of like oh, here's the demo,
Speaker 1: and of like oh and here was his first gives
Speaker 1: you a little bit of the history of each song
Speaker 1: and the artists. So uh, so I did a lot
Speaker 1: of like listening to uh two Biggie uh this morning
Speaker 1: and hypnotized like we'll we'll get your blood pumping at
Speaker 1: any time of the day. Wow, I've never heard of that,
Speaker 1: but I bet our next guest has, because our next,
Speaker 1: our next guest has his finger on the pulse of
Speaker 1: all things pop and culture, and pop culture makes some noise,
Speaker 1: say a lot of coal Stratton, everybody, Cole, I'm really excited. Please,
Speaker 1: actually have you have you? Have you heard of this?
Speaker 1: This guy Crat was talking about I haven't. It sounds
Speaker 1: great though, because I like Craig listen to music every day,
Speaker 1: all the time, so you should definitely check that out
Speaker 1: for sure. My question for you, I'm really excited to
Speaker 1: ask you specifically. Actually, I think a lot of us
Speaker 1: can answer this, but just you specifically. This is exciting
Speaker 1: for me. So it's if if you know if if,
Speaker 1: if you know Cole, if you know his wife, if
Speaker 1: you follow him on social media, you know that they
Speaker 1: take a trip to new work. They see a lot
Speaker 1: of Broadway shows. Is that once a year every couple
Speaker 1: of years? Cold, it's usually once a year. But then
Speaker 1: like the world stopped for two years, so yeah, we
Speaker 1: hadn't been back for we just went there back three years. Oh,
Speaker 1: it always looks so great because you see so many shows.
Speaker 1: Now here's my question for you. You're at a show
Speaker 1: and and then all of a sudden someone runs out
Speaker 1: and goes everybody, this person got sick, and we need
Speaker 1: somebody in the audience who knows all the lyrics to
Speaker 1: this song or to this for this musical. I need you.
Speaker 1: I need you to answer what musical that is and
Speaker 1: what character it is that you that you would be
Speaker 1: like bucket here? Yeah, is this school ja First of all,
Speaker 1: super plausible scenario I'm always called ready to run up. Gosh,
Speaker 1: I've I've probably seen The Music Man seven thousand times
Speaker 1: at this point, either from being in it or seeing
Speaker 1: because like it's like we just saw the huge Jackman version,
Speaker 1: which is great. But music Man at this point can
Speaker 1: either so prize nor thrilled me, but never bores me.
Speaker 1: Like it's just it's the music Man. So I could
Speaker 1: probably jump in and well obviously went through because I
Speaker 1: did that when I was a kid like that, but
Speaker 1: it would not be appropriate now probably jump in into
Speaker 1: Harold Opret pretty well at this point, I love that. Gosh,
Speaker 1: I want to see all of you do this. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess we gotta improvise today based on some suggestions. UM,
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Speaker 1: us from listener Heather Dempsey. Heather Rights, Hello, lovely people.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much I appreciate this podcast.
Speaker 1: I was just listening to an old episode while shoveling
Speaker 1: snow for the seven thousand time this winter. My fingers
Speaker 1: were freezing, my back ached, but I was laughing maniacally
Speaker 1: the whole time. My neighbors already think I'm weird, so
Speaker 1: you guys are really helping to reinforce my reputation. My
Speaker 1: scene suggestion is texting and is inspired by a couple
Speaker 1: of recent text mishaps. Thanks for everything, Heather. Okay, Ranic,
Speaker 1: can you show me how to do this here? I'm
Speaker 1: not just turn in the motorola. That smartphone is new
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah sure, sure dad. Um, So we're just
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna click this and then you see this
Speaker 1: keyboard and it's just like any other keyboard. It's just
Speaker 1: like a computer, And so you can text Wendy, was it? Yeah, Wendy,
Speaker 1: that's my new lady that I've been seeing. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: you can text her hello, hi, um, you can ask
Speaker 1: her questions. There's also there's punctuation if you just click this,
Speaker 1: or you can send emojis, well what are what are?
Speaker 1: What are emojis? Like smiley faces or like plants and
Speaker 1: like water squirts? And oh that's good because I just
Speaker 1: die that the egg plants are come up in the garden.
Speaker 1: So I'll go ahead and send this door right now. Hey, Wendy,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And Marie and Marie I told you
Speaker 1: about that boy I just started dating, right Conrad. Yes,
Speaker 1: look what he just texted me. That's a lot of
Speaker 1: egg plants. That is a lot of egg plants and
Speaker 1: a squirt gun. I don't know if I should be
Speaker 1: plater sir, eggplant water squirts, but you know what that means.
Speaker 1: And Marie tell me you know how to text? Of
Speaker 1: course I know how to text. It doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: it if you don't know what an egg plant means. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you've got to get over there. I guess what
Speaker 1: do I wear like? I've got to get over there
Speaker 1: right now. And you know, it's it's not always that
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like this. It's the beginning phase, you know,
Speaker 1: it's the honeymoon. I guess I just have to find
Speaker 1: something to put on and go over there and let's
Speaker 1: get eggplant e okay, something sexy, but not like in
Speaker 1: your face sexy, like every day, you know, casual. I
Speaker 1: just rolled out of bed, and I'm sexy. But I
Speaker 1: when I roll out of bed, I don't look sexy.
Speaker 1: I've got all the stuff in my hair. I've got
Speaker 1: I've gotta put my glasses on. I have this the
Speaker 1: my mouthguard at night. Well, first of all, you've got
Speaker 1: you've got a text back. What do I text back?
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm going to change the subject. I'm
Speaker 1: going to change the subject. I don't want this to
Speaker 1: get sexual. I'll just tell him about the garden and
Speaker 1: and the and the orchard. You know, the peaches are in,
Speaker 1: the peaches are in. I'll change the subject. I'll just
Speaker 1: we'll talk about the peaches. So I'll just I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna send him some peaches. Larry, what the fund is
Speaker 1: this quote text sent from you to me? Linda is
Speaker 1: being such a bit right now? Uh m hmm. Explain
Speaker 1: how it got to you again? Who were you trying
Speaker 1: to text that I and being such a bit right
Speaker 1: now to you, Linda, that's your choice of communication with
Speaker 1: me these days. Well, I was speaking about you in
Speaker 1: the third person to you, so we could look at
Speaker 1: this objectively and you know, make some adjustments to our relationships.
Speaker 1: So you know, every now and then, if if I'm
Speaker 1: acting up, can send me a text says that Larry's
Speaker 1: being an asshole, for instance, so we don't take it personally.
Speaker 1: And I like that, that makes sense, that's good. I
Speaker 1: just I just want to make sure we continue to
Speaker 1: stay closer. And sometimes, you know, they say you can
Speaker 1: lose some meaning over text. I disagree. I think i'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm better over text. Well, anyways, my mom's going
Speaker 1: to stay for two weeks. I want her to stay
Speaker 1: in the bed with me, So if you don't mind
Speaker 1: hopping in the air mattress, that would be great. Of course,
Speaker 1: I know the drill Mom comes, she sleeps with you,
Speaker 1: I'm on the air mattress. And if you complain about
Speaker 1: it again, it's going to be like a big problem.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Shoot you a quick text, real quick. Okay,
Speaker 1: see that Linda has been a bit again. This isn't funny. Oh,
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to be funny. It's just not you, babe,
Speaker 1: but like, let's like look outside of ourselves and Lena's
Speaker 1: being a real fucking bitch again, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I just feel like when I'm reading
Speaker 1: it in texts, it's hurtful, but it's not like the
Speaker 1: way that you're saying it is even worse. It's so
Speaker 1: it's so aggressive, build up hate. I'm going to clarify this.
Speaker 1: Um okay, just sent you another one. Listen. I know
Speaker 1: that I said that this is a good idea, and
Speaker 1: I do think that it does have merit. But we've
Speaker 1: established that you felt that way earlier, and I want
Speaker 1: to now connect with you as a human to human
Speaker 1: and try to um figure this out. It says Lena
Speaker 1: is a bitch because her mom's a bitch. Wow, this
Speaker 1: is a big This is a big this is a
Speaker 1: big line across I'll get the air mattress. It's really
Speaker 1: something that we still are together, let me just say that,
Speaker 1: and are pretty intimate, uh more than once a month,
Speaker 1: which I think is pretty exciting because some of my
Speaker 1: friends don't. Anyway, Hey, wend are you gonna go visit
Speaker 1: your daughter? I am? I look Linda and Linda and Larry.
Speaker 1: I think they're having some problems. And you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: the mom's just gotta go in there, you know, and
Speaker 1: you know, take care of things. I gotta take care
Speaker 1: of my little girl. You know, I understand that I
Speaker 1: do the same thing with Veronica. Well, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: I'll text you while you're there getting the hang of
Speaker 1: it here, Uh, text you some fun stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of keep things spicy in our relationship. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like it when you when you do keep things spicy.
Speaker 1: I I don't know if we want to have another
Speaker 1: mishap like on beach day when I showed up in
Speaker 1: that outfit. But now you know what we're learning. We've
Speaker 1: been learning, and that's what's important. You know, we're now
Speaker 1: we know how to text each other. Will send me
Speaker 1: my send me some emojis. I want to. I want
Speaker 1: to see if I can guess what you're saying. All right, up.
Speaker 1: You are so cute the way the way that you
Speaker 1: look like at your phone down like that when you're concentrating,
Speaker 1: you just get this little twinkle in your eye. It's
Speaker 1: just really cute. Okay, and send there you go. Oh see,
Speaker 1: this is where I'm confused, though, Conrad. This is how
Speaker 1: I get confused, because now you know what an egg
Speaker 1: plant means, and now that you know what it means,
Speaker 1: you're just sending me lots of egg plants. Do you
Speaker 1: understand I'm trying to tell you something here where? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I just kind of like
Speaker 1: jump started my dad's for a into texting as sexting,
Speaker 1: and I realized that that's kind of weird and a
Speaker 1: little creepy, But I don't know. It's it's been a
Speaker 1: long time for him. And is your relationship with your
Speaker 1: father improving? He's happier, he's happier, so um, yeah, he
Speaker 1: talks to me in like a better tone for sure. Um.
Speaker 1: He seems to be more into the idea of me
Speaker 1: moving in Um, which is a positive. And how about work?
Speaker 1: Does everyone still hate you? Yeah? Everyone still hates m um.
Speaker 1: It's now getting to the point where they're putting flyers
Speaker 1: on the bulletin board. H And you can like, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm laughing at something else. What are you
Speaker 1: laughing at? Just I guess I'm on a text thread
Speaker 1: with a bunch of other therapists. Okay, Um, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: people that work still hate me. Um, should we end
Speaker 1: our session early or no? No, no, We've got an hour.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I love therapist happy hour. This is nice.
Speaker 1: Have a couple of drinks at a discounted rate and
Speaker 1: just shoot the ship. Shoot the ship. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: the crazy. I mean, the gifts that you send are
Speaker 1: great on the thread, but be able to to to
Speaker 1: expand on those I r L makes a huge difference.
Speaker 1: What's going on with that narcissist you're you're treating? Oh well, um,
Speaker 1: he still thinks it's all about him by definition, so
Speaker 1: and so if you recall you're my last session I
Speaker 1: sent mirror emoji z z z. It's like he's a look,
Speaker 1: it's all about him, and I'm like, I'm tired knowing
Speaker 1: another picture of Rita's Yes, yeah, let's do it. Let's
Speaker 1: do it, so Berna, Berna, are you still seeing one
Speaker 1: of your patients? Is that still? Yeah? I got pregnant
Speaker 1: last week? What he got me pregnant last week? Congratulations?
Speaker 1: He's married? Right that this is just like a flaing thing. Well,
Speaker 1: I actually, you know a lot of the focus goes
Speaker 1: onto him and his issues, and for me, this is
Speaker 1: actually quite amazing. Because um, we didn't think that I
Speaker 1: me and my team of doctors didn't think that I
Speaker 1: could conceive. So oh, miRNA, I just you're getting a
Speaker 1: text from me, and that was that was not meant
Speaker 1: for you. So just just just ignore or delete that
Speaker 1: as it comes in. So rob am, I supposed to
Speaker 1: be Miss Piggy in this job. That's supposed to be me.
Speaker 1: Uh no, that was that was for someone else. And
Speaker 1: it's just because we were because you just told me
Speaker 1: that it was about me. Uh okay, yes, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be Miss Piggy. Okay, geez one. He really appreciate
Speaker 1: you indulging me in my cuckle fantasy. I mean, I
Speaker 1: didn't know this was going to be part of this relationship,
Speaker 1: but I mean if if if you wanted this, I mean, sure, honey,
Speaker 1: that's you, and you can take the robe off if
Speaker 1: you want. It's it's oh my wow, wow. That is
Speaker 1: at egg Plant Parmeer genre. That's our pers Scene Scene
Speaker 1: two comes to us for Alchemniak Katherine Wasser was I
Speaker 1: don't know, She writes high Alchemist seen suggestion prom night
Speaker 1: have fun. Katherine just scooch over a little so I
Speaker 1: can get both of you real good in the picture.
Speaker 1: Get Nope, but don't not not I mean, don't put
Speaker 1: your arm around her, but not like that. You know,
Speaker 1: you kids are so cute, scooch close. She's my sister
Speaker 1: and that feels well, she's you know what, But tonight
Speaker 1: she's your prom day, isn't she? Because somebody didn't ask
Speaker 1: someone soon enough, so someone's got his older sister going
Speaker 1: as his prom day. Yes, sir, okay, And if we
Speaker 1: could just agree that we're going to be home by
Speaker 1: ten thirty. I have court very early in the morning.
Speaker 1: Your sister is a is a very important lawyer. Now,
Speaker 1: she's a very important lawyer. You gotta get her home
Speaker 1: early so that she can she's working on some cases. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys in the same didn't you guys? Were you
Speaker 1: in class together so you ended up being a photographer
Speaker 1: and you're hello, huh. Some of us don't do as
Speaker 1: well in school, okay, some of them. This is not
Speaker 1: about us. This is not about this family unit. This
Speaker 1: is about you two scooching close together so I can
Speaker 1: get a good picture. But you two knew each other,
Speaker 1: so I'm asking, yeah, yes, yes, we knew each other.
Speaker 1: We knew each other. Is that what you asked? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna bring this up? That that that that
Speaker 1: the old man failed out of failed out of law
Speaker 1: school again? Is that what we're gonna keep bringing up? No,
Speaker 1: I just thought, Okay, we're gonna score, We're gonna scooch
Speaker 1: closer for a picture. Yeah. No's but you two were
Speaker 1: you were friends? Right, Yeah, I'm a little lost. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I'm a little lost. Kevin's Yes, we
Speaker 1: were friends. We were classmates, we were a father daughter,
Speaker 1: we were everything. It was a crazy thing that happened.
Speaker 1: And would someone else use a time machine in a
Speaker 1: different way? He check out Thompson. He brought a sister
Speaker 1: mom the prom again every year. Man, I no matter,
Speaker 1: no matter how many times we go over all the
Speaker 1: mystery and intrigue in that family, I still cannot wrap
Speaker 1: my head around the full situation. You know, he shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: That was a bad way to do time travel, because look,
Speaker 1: I have these gills now because of what he did.
Speaker 1: All right, he messed up the timeline. Now I got gills,
Speaker 1: and he's at the problem with the system. Mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I guess you know it? Is it like maybe
Speaker 1: you've always had gills, and you know, it's just like
Speaker 1: this is the way it's supposed to happen, you know,
Speaker 1: because if time is a loop, then you're just supposed
Speaker 1: to have girls, right, Yeah, I guess you're right. I
Speaker 1: don't remember a time when I didn't have gils. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: look after this dance, I'm gonna hop back into that
Speaker 1: machine and make some different choices. But before I do,
Speaker 1: I need some clarification. I thought you were my sister,
Speaker 1: and you and you okay, and you were just a
Speaker 1: guy taking pictures, and I was trying to establish that
Speaker 1: you two probably knew each other from before. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1: First of all, let's just say this. We talked about this.
Speaker 1: You were not supposed to keep the time machine. Nevertheless,
Speaker 1: bring it to your prompt to bring pographer. Yes, I
Speaker 1: thought you were my sister both. I know it's a
Speaker 1: little wonky, but it's true. It's Senior da Vinci. I
Speaker 1: see these plans you made for the time of machine.
Speaker 1: But I wonder, Senor da Vinci, do you think do
Speaker 1: you think this could several hundred years from now getting
Speaker 1: used in a kind of a wonky way, like incorrectly,
Speaker 1: like like it could mess up with the family relationships.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we should have been messing with
Speaker 1: the spacetime and continue and miss my point. Senor DaVinci, Okay,
Speaker 1: who is the master? Giuseppe? You you, Senor DaVinci, Master.
Speaker 1: We all know you're the master. Let me let me
Speaker 1: ask you. Did you make it a Vietrovian man? Yes,
Speaker 1: I make it a Trouvian man. His arms are above
Speaker 1: his head, his arms to the side, his arms on
Speaker 1: the bottom, his legs spread whide, his legs closer together.
Speaker 1: I drew out the Vitruvian man, just as you asked
Speaker 1: me to. Or do you mean did I come up
Speaker 1: with the concept? Did you come up with the guns? No?
Speaker 1: I know you came up with the concept. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: So I think I'm a time of in. Is gonna work?
Speaker 1: Justify just I know it? It will work. It that's
Speaker 1: the problem. It's a photographer. Yeah, I think we're we're
Speaker 1: getting a little lost here. Yeah, tell me where I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a photographer. I was. I assumed you knew I
Speaker 1: was your father? Yes, they call him dad, don't that
Speaker 1: That's what That's what was confusing me. Well, you see,
Speaker 1: I saw this at the at the prom, at the
Speaker 1: gymnasium itself. Not we are right now dancing. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: look they're still trying to work it out. They don't
Speaker 1: even know themselves. It's that confused, it really is. Hey,
Speaker 1: you might splashing some water on me. I'm being tired. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you breathe, you breathe water. That's that's how it works.
Speaker 1: You're fishman. So the assam was that my father was
Speaker 1: at the actual problem and not at I wouldn't understand
Speaker 1: the stairway picture in the home. Okay, Okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: gotta stop a things right here. Sorry, yes, yes, don't
Speaker 1: don't freak out. Oh my gosh, I'm a Leonardo da Vinci.
Speaker 1: Holy hell. Okay, it wasn't never supposed to get this way. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you alive? Are you an apparition? No? No, I'm
Speaker 1: a hearing What is this? Two? Yes? Yeah? In in
Speaker 1: the United States of America, Okay, in a California, Okay,
Speaker 1: in a Los Angeles. This is amazing, all right, Mr Gail,
Speaker 1: Mrs Amacas, Mr Spielberg, We've got some notes on your
Speaker 1: first aff for Back to the Future. H We're gonna
Speaker 1: keep the prom setting. We like that, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: keep the mom relationship, but we're not going to make
Speaker 1: it as complicated as you did. We're not gonna put
Speaker 1: a sister part in. Well really, yeah, that's not really
Speaker 1: tracking for us, because I mean, the whole idea of
Speaker 1: a guy having to take his sister to the prom,
Speaker 1: but the photographer is also his dad, and the dad
Speaker 1: here's the important. The important is the dad and sister
Speaker 1: were friends. All Right, I'm gonna think of all the
Speaker 1: complications that that will ensue. So let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question. Is there a scenario where I hop back
Speaker 1: in that sheet machine and when I come back, you're
Speaker 1: not my mom or my sister, but you're just my
Speaker 1: straight up prom date. This is a creepy question. The
Speaker 1: way that you're looking at me, it seems like you
Speaker 1: don't want me to be your family anymore, and that
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Listen, the only person who can
Speaker 1: go you should be carrying this around. This isn't your
Speaker 1: time machine. Okay, your father photographer and I found it
Speaker 1: together when we were on our honeymoon. It's not yours
Speaker 1: to tote around, and it's not yours to go into.
Speaker 1: We are the ones who went into it, and we
Speaker 1: are the only ones who could go back. Fine, if
Speaker 1: Leonardo was right, these are the rules, he told me.
Speaker 1: What are you saying, Mom's this? I'm I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying it's all kind of a wash, right, Like
Speaker 1: it's all just hypothetical. Zone really knows what if I
Speaker 1: punched Dad right now? You just punched him, but not
Speaker 1: really kicked out of the prom. You're lucky that's turned
Speaker 1: out for what's playing, and you're lucky about that. So
Speaker 1: tell me again which one is the carnitas and the
Speaker 1: which one is the carne asada? Because of that, they
Speaker 1: all taste amazing to me, Mr da Vinci. If you've
Speaker 1: just been standing next to us with this buffet plate
Speaker 1: the whole time. Look, I look out and there's like
Speaker 1: a there's like a taco truck on the every corner here. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's California, it's Los Angeles. Incredible, you have this available everything.
Speaker 1: You have ruined our family. Hey, Mike, it's me, your neighbor.
Speaker 1: I know we don't hang out a lot lately because
Speaker 1: you know, I got that time machine thing, so I've
Speaker 1: been like leaving stuff and checking things out. But I
Speaker 1: miss you, dude. Yeah. Man, uh yeah, I miss hanging
Speaker 1: with you too. How's life in the real world? That's
Speaker 1: all right? Um, you know my gils disappeared? What does
Speaker 1: that mean? Did I do that? Probably? But that did
Speaker 1: I ever have them? Yeah? Good question. Could you just
Speaker 1: like just stay put, you know, like, let's just ride
Speaker 1: our bikes around, you know, let's just play video games
Speaker 1: and drink bound dude and has some Mike and Ike
Speaker 1: and and just speak kids again. You know, it sounds nice.
Speaker 1: You know what, Maybe we should destroy that stupid machine.
Speaker 1: So I'm never tempting. No one else has ever tempted again,
Speaker 1: all right, but maybe take Da Vinci back first. I
Speaker 1: don't know he buys his he could buy his beer,
Speaker 1: right sir, Hey you want the beer, I get you beer.
Speaker 1: And see that's kind of cool. Yeah, you're right, keep
Speaker 1: them around. I'll keep him around. But smash smash this
Speaker 1: machine and just get back to being kids. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: do it. There's also n as a nobody cares that
Speaker 1: that mcgay here. It's it's really it's a really wonderful.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, it's not a problem. Not a problem, not
Speaker 1: in United States, California, Los Angeles. But you're saying else where. Listen,
Speaker 1: sometimes things can go straight up completely Texas and then
Speaker 1: it gets like sideways. But we don't want to get
Speaker 1: into that. Uh, sweetie bro, are you trying to tell
Speaker 1: me your friend wants to be a normal kid? And
Speaker 1: that and he said that means what Mike and Ikes
Speaker 1: Mountain dew video games, riding bikes. Probably a backwards hatter
Speaker 1: two okay? And and and you think that he's from
Speaker 1: because it sounds like that's a time traveler. Wait what
Speaker 1: well he gave me this Rubik's cuban is slinky? Does
Speaker 1: that mean anything to you? Uh? Yeah, sweetie bro, it
Speaker 1: really does. What is it? What? What time is he freeting?
Speaker 1: Incredibly eighties? Incredibly eighties? I mean, Mike and Ikes are here,
Speaker 1: but my god, you really have the search to find
Speaker 1: him and no one likes well that that that's okay.
Speaker 1: We wrote it. We wrote it in the eighties. Uh
Speaker 1: we we just you know, the the the studios at
Speaker 1: the time didn't have the balls to make the story
Speaker 1: that we wanted to tell. Now now that we've sent
Speaker 1: ourselves to two So I'm still Steven Spielberg, but I'm
Speaker 1: in two thousand twenty two, But I want to make
Speaker 1: the movie now. With you guys. Is that is that confusing? Um?
Speaker 1: Could we could we updated? Um? I see that you
Speaker 1: did a second draft in the nineties where POGs make
Speaker 1: a big appearance. But could we just make us make
Speaker 1: a current I'll make it a lot easier. And please
Speaker 1: ignore the fact that that Bob's meckis has gills. Now
Speaker 1: we don't somehow that happened along the way. Uh? But
Speaker 1: we and no and no version of the timeline did
Speaker 1: we hook up? We were always just friends. We were
Speaker 1: always just friends. Senora da Vinci, you're back. I've been
Speaker 1: so worried about you. The workshop is not to be
Speaker 1: in the same since since you left. What what are
Speaker 1: you eating? I had so many street tacos? What is
Speaker 1: the street tacos? That's our second see see three comes
Speaker 1: to us from listener Todd Tambling suggestion convention for people
Speaker 1: who are bad at parking regards Todd, Oh, I want
Speaker 1: to go into Uh. I want to go see that booth.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that booth for the people that just park
Speaker 1: a teensy bit in the red. Hi there, How can
Speaker 1: I help you? Hi? Um? I was really interested about
Speaker 1: possibly parking a little bit in the red And how
Speaker 1: I can get away with it. Sure, So we have
Speaker 1: brochures here as you can see there. It gives you
Speaker 1: some diagrams. And basically what we're doing is we're not
Speaker 1: breaking the law. We're just breaking the law, you know,
Speaker 1: piecing people off sometimes and that's fine too. Yeah, sometimes
Speaker 1: that is fine because no one, no one can really
Speaker 1: know what true happiness is if they don't experience true rage. Wow,
Speaker 1: we should write that down. I should wear a slogan here.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, do you need I mean, I haven't
Speaker 1: worked in years? Well, then no, they know what I
Speaker 1: don't need somebody who hasn't worked in years, and then
Speaker 1: don't use my slogan. That's my intellectual property. I'm useful
Speaker 1: and I'm valuable in this world, and someone someone's going
Speaker 1: to recognize that one day. I didn't mean to be disrespectful. Um,
Speaker 1: why don't I go over a couple of the benefits
Speaker 1: for parking tincy tiny and to the red um. One
Speaker 1: benefit is, um, I can see your man. I'm in
Speaker 1: a bad mood. Now. I'm in a bad mood. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: how can we fix this? Have you? Okay? There are
Speaker 1: so many other places to go at tension Convention ears
Speaker 1: the following license plates are being towed for illegally being
Speaker 1: parked in front of the building. Yes, that's me. Excuse me, miss,
Speaker 1: you look pretty angry. Would you like to check out
Speaker 1: some of our literature. This is for people that park
Speaker 1: way over to the left side, kind of between the lines.
Speaker 1: M hmm. I'm not even understanding that. I'm someone who
Speaker 1: parks perpendicular in a parallel So well, this is for
Speaker 1: when there's a spot with two lines clearly up and
Speaker 1: you put way over on one side or the other side.
Speaker 1: Really like now, I understand straddling the line. Yes, straddling
Speaker 1: for the straddlers. We should write that down straddling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a great slogan. Actually, Um, if you're looking for
Speaker 1: someone who can can do that, I happen to be
Speaker 1: between jobs. Oh, I mean we're You've got four pamphlet
Speaker 1: guys right now, and I don't I mean three of
Speaker 1: them are my nephews. I can't really let them go,
Speaker 1: but thank you. Sure. I mean, any any workforce could
Speaker 1: um benefit from having a woman, So think about it. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: you're coming over to my booth, coming over to my booth. Um,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, but any turn around, turn around turn around,
Speaker 1: turn around, turn around to back it up? Okay okay
Speaker 1: left or back to the right, straight straight it out,
Speaker 1: straight it out, okay, forward, okay, okay, back it up. Shoot, okay,
Speaker 1: back it up to the right, the right, strain it up,
Speaker 1: straight up, all right, okay, back it up? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: good right, good? Who I haven't gotten that right? Safer
Speaker 1: to back in? It's safer to and then you can
Speaker 1: and then you can just get right out. I love
Speaker 1: a convention that has like a physical fitness element to it.
Speaker 1: It really gives you extra energy to keep going for
Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, yes, and I love it so much.
Speaker 1: It uh it's going Okay, there's no need to bark,
Speaker 1: all right. Sorry, I'm just so excited. I think I
Speaker 1: just got a job. Oh yeah, I haven't worked in years.
Speaker 1: Um doing slogan for that guy he kind of said no.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I really gave him, you know,
Speaker 1: a bit of a of a of a stab and
Speaker 1: a twist to really uh convince him to take to
Speaker 1: take me on. So I'm feeling pretty good, and I'm
Speaker 1: feeling and you know, invariated out. Sorry I left. I
Speaker 1: left a while ago. I was sitting here, I heard
Speaker 1: everything you said. Great. Um, yeah, I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: looking at my my my maps from the uh the convention.
Speaker 1: Your boy, they made this real confusing with all the
Speaker 1: one way pathways. You know what, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: the opposite direction, get where I'm going faster. You uh,
Speaker 1: you look real familiar to me. Um, you're not, are
Speaker 1: you the Are you a lady that has that intellectual
Speaker 1: property about not knowing true happiness unless you've own true rage? Yes,
Speaker 1: well I've got your intellectual property right here. Will you
Speaker 1: sign it for me. I'm a huge fan of your work.
Speaker 1: I would be happy to This is so, this is
Speaker 1: amazing because really you changed my life, like I know
Speaker 1: true happiness Right now, I am a fucking rage monster.
Speaker 1: I've killed hundreds and it's all thanks to you. I
Speaker 1: just gotta say, it's a real, real, real treat to
Speaker 1: meet you. Wow, it is very special to meet you.
Speaker 1: It is very I'm sorry for you to have that experience. Um,
Speaker 1: but I'm happy that you're able to sorry. On the
Speaker 1: other side of the storm cloud, all the storm cloud
Speaker 1: is the rainbow. This is great. Rage has made me
Speaker 1: so happy. In fact, I think I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: outside with this old safe I found to drop it
Speaker 1: on as many cars as I can. Attention conventioners, Attention
Speaker 1: convention ears. It is now time for the panel discussion.
Speaker 1: Please make your way to the auditorium. Please make your
Speaker 1: way to the auditorium. Excuse me, part of me? Hey, hey, hey, sorry,
Speaker 1: I just want to sit. It's excuse me. It's just
Speaker 1: there's a panel. It's a panel. We're all here for
Speaker 1: the same fucking panel. Just we're trying to get the front. Hey, conventioneers, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 1: We're in these sitting seeds. Stop it, I mean this works,
Speaker 1: this works. It does not. I was in this chair.
Speaker 1: It's one chair per person. What are you doing? All right?
Speaker 1: Who's excited? Who's excited? Stop? We've got a panel, so
Speaker 1: many owners of souped up sports cars who just leave
Speaker 1: them anywhere they want in the parking lot. Let's check
Speaker 1: in with them right now. Hey, how's everybody doing? My
Speaker 1: name is Trip. Uh, this is my is my daughter
Speaker 1: and my friend. Hi you. I'm cantina Um and I'm
Speaker 1: so happy. I'm so excited to be here. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: do borrow my dad's car. Alright, Trip, tell us about
Speaker 1: your vehicle? What kind of is and where you leave it? Uh,
Speaker 1: this is a Lamborghini, and uh I leave it wherever
Speaker 1: the that's right. One time I drove it into an
Speaker 1: outdoor mall. Just throw it right in hell. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I punished her. I punished her as a daughter, but
Speaker 1: I supported her as a friend. He's my best friend.
Speaker 1: My dad is my best friend. Thanks for being here,
Speaker 1: Tripping Cantina. Everybody going on the line. I know you
Speaker 1: guys are excited. Rudolpho is here, Rodolpho, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was fine. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This guy just
Speaker 1: scooched right up next to me. Fine, we're fine. We're
Speaker 1: not fine. This is my seat, like I was, I
Speaker 1: said in the front room because I knew I was
Speaker 1: going to get called on because I'm one of the
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. I have a ninety one Lotus. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a ninety one Lotus? All right, Rodolpho, And
Speaker 1: where do you leave that car? Wherever I want? I
Speaker 1: have an illegal handicapped placard. Actually just changed the date
Speaker 1: on a temporary placard, so it looks like I bought
Speaker 1: myself several years by turning the zero to an eight.
Speaker 1: So now it's good until this is my Sorry folks,
Speaker 1: sorry folks, you've been doing this panel for for thirty
Speaker 1: one minutes. It's a a thirty minute limit. Come up.
Speaker 1: We were just we were just finishing. We were just
Speaker 1: we just we just finishing. We were just finishing. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't do anything. I can't do anything. There's your ticket, officer,
Speaker 1: what kind of what kind of car do you drive? Officer?
Speaker 1: Drive a cop car? And where do you leave it? Wherever?
Speaker 1: The fun? That's right? Yeah, wow, oh we'll wrap this.
Speaker 1: We'll wrap this up. Guys, thanks for coming. Please go
Speaker 1: back out to the main exhibit. For man, what a
Speaker 1: great panel. That was not just on my lap. It's
Speaker 1: just just informative, so informative. Hey, uh, do you even
Speaker 1: think about starting a car club? Yeah? Probably a part
Speaker 1: of one. Huh No, I mean I have thought of
Speaker 1: starting one, but I don't know anybody that would want
Speaker 1: to be in a car club with me. I just
Speaker 1: feel like it would be cool to be a part of, like,
Speaker 1: you know, community, every were the only two people in
Speaker 1: the room. Now, can I have the rest of this chair? Okay? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: okay okay okay. So my idea would be like the
Speaker 1: door dingers, the door dingers, the door dangers. Oh like
Speaker 1: we just part next to people and smash their doors
Speaker 1: a little. Yeah, you know, I maybe I misjudged you
Speaker 1: ill be door dingers. I think you know, I think
Speaker 1: excuse me? Did you just ding my door? Here we go?
Speaker 1: Yes we did, Yes we did, And what of it?
Speaker 1: We're the door dingers. Well, I'm gonna have to get
Speaker 1: your insurance information this huge dang on my door. Yes,
Speaker 1: you have to do insurance for a door. It's a
Speaker 1: door dang. What's door dan dang? I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: get this ding danged out? Are you? Are you looking
Speaker 1: to get this ding ding out? Gonn it be undang?
Speaker 1: We can undang, we can dong, we can ding out,
Speaker 1: we can d ding. I don't want a dong, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: the dong is the dong is the lowest model. I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna try to pitch you on. The Look at
Speaker 1: the sign over here, Look at the sign over here.
Speaker 1: You see that at the banking, the fifty nine dollars
Speaker 1: the dong. That's fifty nine dollar dong, seventy nine dollar undang,
Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty nine dollar d ding. Do you
Speaker 1: want a d ding and undang or a dong. Now
Speaker 1: if you want to do a dong is two fifty dollars,
Speaker 1: but we only do those for foreign cars. Uh, well,
Speaker 1: I I do have a Mercedes benz Um that counts.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I can't tell domestic from for and I
Speaker 1: grew up in Germany, so that to me is at
Speaker 1: domestic dog. Hey, danks for coming and get in a
Speaker 1: second opinion, we could definitely beat the prices here and
Speaker 1: ding dong the ding is gone. And I came up
Speaker 1: with that slogan. By the way, it's great, it's great.
Speaker 1: It crought my eye on the Yellow Pages, and yes,
Speaker 1: I still use the Yellow Pages. So yeah, what they
Speaker 1: what they want? Seventy nine nine, we'll go seventy six
Speaker 1: nineties six the ding ding, the ding is gone. The
Speaker 1: thing is that we will be any price by three
Speaker 1: bucks a cantina. Yeah, I was thinking, I think maybe
Speaker 1: this relationship ain't working out after all. Um, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm kind of tightening up my driving
Speaker 1: skills a little bit. My parking skills are part of
Speaker 1: my driving skills. I'm sorry. Is it because you drive
Speaker 1: your car? Well, it's a good car. Every time you
Speaker 1: like you can get away with it. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like you cant, We're well, I could, I could get
Speaker 1: a lot of trouble whenever mind's parked, wherever it looks
Speaker 1: like it's a display and people think, like, I wonder
Speaker 1: if there's going to be a street fair today or
Speaker 1: like some kind of parade. This is probably here for
Speaker 1: a reason. Let me take a picture with it instead
Speaker 1: of you know, so yeah, yeah, yeah, you drive an
Speaker 1: You drive your dad's eighty nine Lamborghini. I drive eighty
Speaker 1: nine Lamborghini, that's right. And you drive your Toyota camera
Speaker 1: two thousand, which is like a fine car. It's very
Speaker 1: reliable and extremely safe and it gets good gas mileage.
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, if you're breaking
Speaker 1: up with me, because I'm right into that lambo um,
Speaker 1: just know that my dad's gonna be pretty piste. He
Speaker 1: hates when his best friend daughter gets dumped on. He's
Speaker 1: very protective. Excuse me, sir, is this your two thousand
Speaker 1: Toyota camera? Yes, sir, you just can't leave this wherever
Speaker 1: the funk you want. This is a two thousand Toyota camera.
Speaker 1: You need to move it to that spot over there.
Speaker 1: I'm just parking. I can't park, I can't get right here.
Speaker 1: You can't just leave it here. It's not an eighty
Speaker 1: nine lambo. Okay, it's you gotta actually put it in
Speaker 1: the lines. Who do you work for? Exactly? I work
Speaker 1: for Big Car? You mother fuck? Okay, okay, I see
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Fine? Yeah? Wa when wait when
Speaker 1: we went wait? Wait? Wait? Wait when wa wa? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wit went Daddy? I need to talk to you as
Speaker 1: a daughter, as a friend right now, I'm going to
Speaker 1: say friend. Let's go friend first. Cool cool Okay, So
Speaker 1: you know that I was dating Dustin and he was
Speaker 1: pretty cool, sometimes paid for my meals, had a cool dick,
Speaker 1: so I was kind of into it. Didn't really make
Speaker 1: me laugh. But again, the cool dick right right, sort
Speaker 1: like plant. He he was getting weird over texts, so
Speaker 1: I could tell all that like things were a little off.
Speaker 1: And then he totally dumped me. And then he said
Speaker 1: it was because of my my parking and his park
Speaker 1: and he just made it about the cars. And it's
Speaker 1: just making me feel like do I need to Oh
Speaker 1: it's okay, okay, Because I was like, gosh, do I
Speaker 1: need to change? Like, do I need to start driving normal,
Speaker 1: like a normal car, or like normally? Can I can
Speaker 1: I talk to you with your father for a second? Um, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: talk to you as my father. I know you're gonna
Speaker 1: apologize to that boy. You need to apologize to that boy.
Speaker 1: Kick his ass. Sorry, I ain't got time for apologies.
Speaker 1: I got this dolorium over here, and I got a
Speaker 1: promt to get too, so I will catch you later.
Speaker 1: Did you guys see that time travel with the cool dick? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I used to date him. That's our show. Oh, thank
Speaker 1: you everyone for playing Cole st and thank you for
Speaker 1: joining us today. Where can people find you? You can
Speaker 1: find me on I think Instagram is at Stratton, Cole
Speaker 1: twitters at Cole Stratton Friends. Stare is non existent. Uh.
Speaker 1: Go to Westside Comedy dot com check out several shows
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Speaker 1: also pretty Pretty Pony first Thursday of the month at
Speaker 1: ten pm. And sketch us dot com Hold on real quick,
Speaker 1: That Cobord show was a really really cool concept. We'll
Speaker 1: just just give to give us ten more seconds on
Speaker 1: the one with that is exactly. I love that. So
Speaker 1: what we do is we get from the audience, we
Speaker 1: get the style of show, like the genre, like sci
Speaker 1: fi western, whatever, the year the show premiered, how many
Speaker 1: seasons it ran in the title of the show, and
Speaker 1: then we do a reunion of the cast and crew
Speaker 1: of it. And that's a lot of fun. That is
Speaker 1: so wild. Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. I love that. Craig Atkowski,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for bringing the noise and bringing
Speaker 1: the funk. Good. I brought both. Yeah, There's been episodes
Speaker 1: in the past where I've only brought the noise and
Speaker 1: I sometimes will bring the phone, but I felt like
Speaker 1: today I did. I brought both. But you would you
Speaker 1: would warn me ahead of time to bring both. Absolutely. Uh.
Speaker 1: Speaking of bringing the funk, I saw a video of
Speaker 1: you dancing at a wedding this past weekend, and you
Speaker 1: were fucking bringing it. I requested it at the time
Speaker 1: to not be filled. Also requested later for it not
Speaker 1: to be put on social media. But you know, sometimes,
Speaker 1: you know, people just go against your wishes, and uh,
Speaker 1: and it gets out there and it's it's permanent, it's there,
Speaker 1: and um, yeah, you can you can probably see it
Speaker 1: on on my instaf I just I just like that
Speaker 1: both of your requests were just ignored completely. Don't don't video,
Speaker 1: don't post, Jackie d Ruthy, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: being here. Where can we find you? I'm at Jackie
Speaker 1: d Ruthy on Instagram. Craig. You know, sometimes people are
Speaker 1: proud of you and they know that you can't see
Speaker 1: what they see, and they wanna they want to raise
Speaker 1: you up in in every talent you have, whether you
Speaker 1: acknowledge it or not. Um, I'm at Jackie d Ruthie,
Speaker 1: And gosh is it early to say this, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to I don't care. It's almost Uh, the spring
Speaker 1: is turning into summer. And I don't know when this
Speaker 1: episode is coming out, certainly not certainly, probably not in June.
Speaker 1: But if it does, guess what's next month? Why? It's
Speaker 1: Christmas in July. I co host The Most Wonderful Pot
Speaker 1: of the Year And yes we do a quick month
Speaker 1: stint in July and review for great movies. Uh to
Speaker 1: laugh at? So uh watch out watch out for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: never too early to plug that. Never, It's never too
Speaker 1: early because I'm thinking about Christmas and July all the time.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, Mark Gagliardi, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for being here. Where can we find you? Uh, it's
Speaker 1: a delight as always to be here, my friend. If
Speaker 1: you want to find me online, just google Craig Kowski
Speaker 1: Wedding Dance and you will find where I'm doing all
Speaker 1: my shows. We got this with Mark and Hall on
Speaker 1: Maximum Fun, Blood and Treasure. Anything you want to find
Speaker 1: out about me, just google Craig Atkowski Wedding Dance. You'll
Speaker 1: find it. Love it. Thank you so much, and let's
Speaker 1: think our engineer and producer to the stars, Mr Doug Babe,
Speaker 1: and the fine folks that I heart media. I've been
Speaker 1: your host, Chris Alvarado, and I thank you for listening,
Speaker 1: and until next time, everybody as a