WEBVTT - texting 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:06.800 Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode Oh Alchemy. 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:12.120 This the fully improvised comedy podcast where we do full 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:17.840 scenes and shows based on listener suggestions. You are the listener, 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:21.120 and we thank you for listening. And let's jump. Oh. 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:23.759 I'm Chris Operado. I'm hosting, as you could tell, because 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:28.120 I've already messed up. But let's talk to our alchemists today, 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:31.000 some of my friends, some of yours. Let's meet them 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:33.640 in no particular order. Let's first say hello to Jackie. 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:39.440 Dear Ruthie. Hello, Oh hello, now, Jackie. I don't know 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:42.400 the answer to this for myself, but my wife knew 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:44.040 it for her. So I'm want to ask you if 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:47.320 you know yours? For the first song you ever slow 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:57.360 danced too? Wow? Ye, this didn't track, didn't didn't didn't 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.960 mean much to me. Were you? Were you a slow 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:06.160 dancwer in middle school? Or slowly? Oh yeah, little Jackie 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:11.520 really hard and the little school make it fast, make 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:16.560 it slow. I was on that floor. I remember, I 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:20.600 remember definitely dancing to like. For whatever reason, this song 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.959 is coming to my mind, so it must have been true. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:28.280 Um that Mark Anthony's song. She sang to me, Hello, 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:37.440 wil Buttom but song for Runaway Bride. Wow, beautiful one 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:42.319 of my favorite movies. Yeah, but I can't really and 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:46.560 I remember Casey and jodo Ah laugh. That was that 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:49.200 was the like I was singing that all morning. I've 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:51.559 been singing that song all morning. I'm not kidding really, 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:54.440 because that song reminded me of an early slow dancing 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.600 time for sure. Was it the first? I can't say, 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:02.920 but it was certainly popular. Okay, all right, now let's 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:07.880 say hello to Mark Gagliardi. Hello, Mark, Hi, describe the 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:10.120 feeling for us, because I don't really how, I don't 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:11.919 really know what this feeling feels like. So describe the 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:17.560 feeling of really nailing an audition. One of these days 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:22.400 I will be able to answer this question for you. 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.959 You have never felt I've never walked out of an audition, 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:28.040 and I don't know that I've ever felt like I 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:31.239 really nailed it. I feel like, because I'm I guess 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.000 I'm pretty hard on myself. I come out and I go, 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:34.560 I could have done this, and that beat could have 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:35.960 done this, and that beat could have done this, and 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:39.440 that beat. Oddly, it's the smaller the thing, the easier 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:42.160 it is to feel like I nailed it. Like I remember, 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:44.519 I had a commercial audition once and all I had 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:47.639 to do was a bite and smile. If you've ever 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.840 audition for commercial, you know the bite and smile. It's 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:55.040 just wow, I'm really enjoying this Snickers bar that I 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.440 just took a bite of. It's where you you take 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:58.840 a little bite, make sure a little bit of the 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:00.880 car and will hit your lip and then you kind 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.920 of lick it in there on you do you very 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:07.360 gently chew and nod and look off to one side. 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:11.000 I did have one of those ones where I went, man, 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:14.840 I nailed that, but that was good. I nailed that 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.120 bite and smile. I did not get the job, but 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:22.280 I did finish the snickers. Um. My worst ones are 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.160 the no talking. Not that I'm great with dialogue either, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.640 but it's for me. It's the sitting in the audie 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:29.919 and being like, Okay, you're looking at the dash, Oh 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.880 you're happy that there's a touch screen. Oh, your wife's calling, 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:36.320 Oh look at this mountain, and it's so hard for 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:39.560 me to like smaller, smaller, smaller, like well then you 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.720 get okay anyway, Well, I mean, Mark, you might not 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.600 know what a good audition feels like, but you know 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.280 what it feels like to book something, you know, and 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.600 one of these days, well we'll have that conversation speaking 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:53.160 of booking something. I mean, it's hard to mention booking 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.720 without mentioning this. Next fellow, say hello to Craig Atkowski, 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.920 the booking Machine. Oh sorry, sorry, guys, I can't do 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:09.280 the second episode of course, Craig. Do you listen to 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:14.839 music every day? Yes? You do. Yes, I don't listen 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:22.120 to music every day. Yeah. I I pay for Amazon 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:31.800 Music for some reason, I guess. I guess I'm being 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:42.640 mocked for um and so I I had had everything 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:45.120 on iTunes and then I slowly like built up like 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:50.280 my old playlists and everything on Amazon Music. So typically 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.320 typically my day is I would probably like read the 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.200 news for about an hour and a half and then 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:58.839 just listen to my songs on Amazon Music on shuffle. 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:02.479 I've got probably by eight thousand songs in uh in 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.800 the rotation. So, and does it does the music affect 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.119 your mood from time? I know it's that's a dumb question, 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:10.920 but like, I listen to music so rarely that when 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.840 I do, I'm like, oh fuck, Like I'm really like 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:17.040 brushing my teeth feels crazy. Listen to radio Head like, 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:19.360 I'm just I get so affected. Does it will like 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:24.000 affect you as much as it affects me? Yeah? Absolutely. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:28.800 Like one of my favorite workout playlist is called Shortened 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.480 to the Point, which is all songs that are two 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.160 and a half minutes long or shorter. So like a 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:35.919 lot of like pop punk kind of stuff, you know, 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:40.760 just like short energetic songs. Love that. I'm I'm never somebody. 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:43.600 I mean, I do like some mellow stuff, but of like, 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:47.760 my normal state is pretty zoned out and mellow, and 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:53.960 so I need music to pump energy and beauty and 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:59.760 melody to get me to feel uh something more. So 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:02.520 I think in the in that sense, it's a little 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:06.240 bit of a drug. I'm loving this. I have to 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:10.280 ask a question. I can't help myself, But what like 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.800 if you were to just to like too on a 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:16.600 little song today, tut on one of these songs that 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:21.280 like is energy to you? I just want to know 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.839 what that you know what I mean? I just want 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:25.800 to know what that is, just off the top of 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.480 my head. I also read a column called The Number 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.080 Ones by Tom Bryan that comes out three times a week, 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:34.919 which is kind of a chronological assessment of all the 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:37.880 songs that hit number one in the Billboard charts, and 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:41.080 so right now he's in kind of mid nineties and 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:46.160 like the like the Puff Daddy, which is not necessarily 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.640 stuff that speaks to me. But the song for today 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:53.880 was was Biggie's Hypnotized and that's just a fucking jam 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.640 and so like. And then as you read the column, 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.880 like you can click on of like oh, here's the demo, 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:02.600 and of like oh and here was his first gives 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.440 you a little bit of the history of each song 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.360 and the artists. So uh, so I did a lot 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:11.280 of like listening to uh two Biggie uh this morning 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:14.640 and hypnotized like we'll we'll get your blood pumping at 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:18.320 any time of the day. Wow, I've never heard of that, 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.760 but I bet our next guest has, because our next, 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.040 our next guest has his finger on the pulse of 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:27.800 all things pop and culture, and pop culture makes some noise, 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:32.600 say a lot of coal Stratton, everybody, Cole, I'm really excited. Please, 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:34.360 actually have you have you? Have you heard of this? 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:36.800 This guy Crat was talking about I haven't. It sounds 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.960 great though, because I like Craig listen to music every day, 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.440 all the time, so you should definitely check that out 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:45.520 for sure. My question for you, I'm really excited to 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.600 ask you specifically. Actually, I think a lot of us 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.280 can answer this, but just you specifically. This is exciting 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:53.120 for me. So it's if if you know if if, 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:56.600 if you know Cole, if you know his wife, if 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:58.960 you follow him on social media, you know that they 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:01.360 take a trip to new work. They see a lot 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:03.920 of Broadway shows. Is that once a year every couple 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.280 of years? Cold, it's usually once a year. But then 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.920 like the world stopped for two years, so yeah, we 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:12.480 hadn't been back for we just went there back three years. Oh, 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.160 it always looks so great because you see so many shows. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.640 Now here's my question for you. You're at a show 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.880 and and then all of a sudden someone runs out 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:25.240 and goes everybody, this person got sick, and we need 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:28.200 somebody in the audience who knows all the lyrics to 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:31.760 this song or to this for this musical. I need you. 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:34.600 I need you to answer what musical that is and 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.240 what character it is that you that you would be 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:41.880 like bucket here? Yeah, is this school ja First of all, 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:49.120 super plausible scenario I'm always called ready to run up. Gosh, 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:53.280 I've I've probably seen The Music Man seven thousand times 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.480 at this point, either from being in it or seeing 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.920 because like it's like we just saw the huge Jackman version, 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.600 which is great. But music Man at this point can 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.280 either so prize nor thrilled me, but never bores me. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.040 Like it's just it's the music Man. So I could 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.800 probably jump in and well obviously went through because I 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.360 did that when I was a kid like that, but 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:14.040 it would not be appropriate now probably jump in into 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:17.600 Harold Opret pretty well at this point, I love that. Gosh, 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.920 I want to see all of you do this. Okay, 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:24.959 I guess we gotta improvise today based on some suggestions. UM, 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.719 so glad you're all here. Uh yeah. These suggestions come 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:29.959 from all of you who are listening, or people who 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:33.240 are listening who have sent in suggestions, either via email 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.760 or via our Patreon page. 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My fingers 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:18.559 were freezing, my back ached, but I was laughing maniacally 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:21.600 the whole time. My neighbors already think I'm weird, so 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:24.640 you guys are really helping to reinforce my reputation. My 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:29.600 scene suggestion is texting and is inspired by a couple 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:35.600 of recent text mishaps. Thanks for everything, Heather. Okay, Ranic, 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.000 can you show me how to do this here? I'm 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:41.640 not just turn in the motorola. That smartphone is new 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:45.280 for me. Yeah sure, sure dad. Um, So we're just 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.520 gonna we're gonna click this and then you see this 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:50.920 keyboard and it's just like any other keyboard. It's just 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:58.120 like a computer, And so you can text Wendy, was it? Yeah, Wendy, 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:00.560 that's my new lady that I've been seeing. Yeah. So 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.880 you can text her hello, hi, um, you can ask 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:08.199 her questions. There's also there's punctuation if you just click this, 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:13.079 or you can send emojis, well what are what are? 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:18.440 What are emojis? Like smiley faces or like plants and 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:22.840 like water squirts? And oh that's good because I just 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:26.040 die that the egg plants are come up in the garden. 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:30.400 So I'll go ahead and send this door right now. Hey, Wendy, 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:36.079 Oh my god. And Marie and Marie I told you 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:41.520 about that boy I just started dating, right Conrad. Yes, 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:46.199 look what he just texted me. That's a lot of 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:49.240 egg plants. That is a lot of egg plants and 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.360 a squirt gun. I don't know if I should be 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:57.360 plater sir, eggplant water squirts, but you know what that means. 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:03.520 And Marie tell me you know how to text? Of 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:05.800 course I know how to text. It doesn't sound like 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:11.480 it if you don't know what an egg plant means. Okay, 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:16.080 so you've got to get over there. I guess what 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.839 do I wear like? I've got to get over there 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.320 right now. And you know, it's it's not always that 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:24.000 it's gonna be like this. It's the beginning phase, you know, 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:27.200 it's the honeymoon. I guess I just have to find 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:29.120 something to put on and go over there and let's 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:32.760 get eggplant e okay, something sexy, but not like in 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:36.280 your face sexy, like every day, you know, casual. I 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.520 just rolled out of bed, and I'm sexy. But I 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:40.959 when I roll out of bed, I don't look sexy. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.080 I've got all the stuff in my hair. I've got 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:45.640 I've gotta put my glasses on. I have this the 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:50.280 my mouthguard at night. Well, first of all, you've got 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:52.720 you've got a text back. What do I text back? 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:56.880 You know what, I'm going to change the subject. I'm 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:58.480 going to change the subject. I don't want this to 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.839 get sexual. I'll just tell him about the garden and 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:02.880 and the and the orchard. You know, the peaches are in, 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.679 the peaches are in. I'll change the subject. I'll just 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.000 we'll talk about the peaches. So I'll just I'm just 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:11.800 gonna send him some peaches. Larry, what the fund is 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:19.840 this quote text sent from you to me? Linda is 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:29.600 being such a bit right now? Uh m hmm. Explain 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:33.319 how it got to you again? Who were you trying 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:38.880 to text that I and being such a bit right 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:45.040 now to you, Linda, that's your choice of communication with 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.720 me these days. Well, I was speaking about you in 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.240 the third person to you, so we could look at 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:56.599 this objectively and you know, make some adjustments to our relationships. 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.439 So you know, every now and then, if if I'm 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.559 acting up, can send me a text says that Larry's 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:04.920 being an asshole, for instance, so we don't take it personally. 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:11.199 And I like that, that makes sense, that's good. I 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:14.000 just I just want to make sure we continue to 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:16.960 stay closer. And sometimes, you know, they say you can 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:20.080 lose some meaning over text. I disagree. I think i'm 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:27.200 I'm I'm better over text. Well, anyways, my mom's going 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.280 to stay for two weeks. I want her to stay 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.240 in the bed with me, So if you don't mind 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:36.560 hopping in the air mattress, that would be great. Of course, 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:40.240 I know the drill Mom comes, she sleeps with you, 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:45.200 I'm on the air mattress. And if you complain about 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:48.000 it again, it's going to be like a big problem. 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.920 Mm hmmm. Shoot you a quick text, real quick. Okay, 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:57.800 see that Linda has been a bit again. This isn't funny. Oh, 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.880 I wasn't trying to be funny. It's just not you, babe, 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:03.880 but like, let's like look outside of ourselves and Lena's 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.600 being a real fucking bitch again, you know what I mean. 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:09.480 I just don't. I just feel like when I'm reading 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:12.160 it in texts, it's hurtful, but it's not like the 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:15.720 way that you're saying it is even worse. It's so 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:20.640 it's so aggressive, build up hate. I'm going to clarify this. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:24.480 Um okay, just sent you another one. Listen. I know 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.520 that I said that this is a good idea, and 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:30.240 I do think that it does have merit. But we've 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:33.800 established that you felt that way earlier, and I want 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:37.400 to now connect with you as a human to human 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:42.680 and try to um figure this out. It says Lena 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:46.960 is a bitch because her mom's a bitch. Wow, this 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:48.800 is a big This is a big this is a 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:52.840 big line across I'll get the air mattress. It's really 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:57.720 something that we still are together, let me just say that, 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.840 and are pretty intimate, uh more than once a month, 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.040 which I think is pretty exciting because some of my 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:12.160 friends don't. Anyway, Hey, wend are you gonna go visit 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:17.720 your daughter? I am? I look Linda and Linda and Larry. 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.440 I think they're having some problems. And you know, sometimes 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:23.360 the mom's just gotta go in there, you know, and 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:26.960 you know, take care of things. I gotta take care 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.360 of my little girl. You know, I understand that I 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.040 do the same thing with Veronica. Well, you know, maybe 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.480 I'll text you while you're there getting the hang of 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.080 it here, Uh, text you some fun stuff, you know, 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:40.680 kind of keep things spicy in our relationship. I mean, 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.120 I like it when you when you do keep things spicy. 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.440 I I don't know if we want to have another 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:51.200 mishap like on beach day when I showed up in 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:54.040 that outfit. But now you know what we're learning. We've 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:57.640 been learning, and that's what's important. You know, we're now 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:59.840 we know how to text each other. Will send me 0:16:59.880 --> 0:17:01.960 my send me some emojis. I want to. I want 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:05.560 to see if I can guess what you're saying. All right, up. 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:09.639 You are so cute the way the way that you 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:12.360 look like at your phone down like that when you're concentrating, 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.600 you just get this little twinkle in your eye. It's 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:21.000 just really cute. Okay, and send there you go. Oh see, 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:24.800 this is where I'm confused, though, Conrad. This is how 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:28.480 I get confused, because now you know what an egg 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:33.960 plant means, and now that you know what it means, 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:40.040 you're just sending me lots of egg plants. Do you 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:47.640 understand I'm trying to tell you something here where? Yeah? 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:49.119 I don't know. I mean I just kind of like 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:55.200 jump started my dad's for a into texting as sexting, 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:59.639 and I realized that that's kind of weird and a 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:03.240 little creepy, But I don't know. It's it's been a 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:06.600 long time for him. And is your relationship with your 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:13.320 father improving? He's happier, he's happier, so um, yeah, he 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:17.200 talks to me in like a better tone for sure. Um. 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:20.240 He seems to be more into the idea of me 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:27.120 moving in Um, which is a positive. And how about work? 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:33.040 Does everyone still hate you? Yeah? Everyone still hates m um. 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:35.920 It's now getting to the point where they're putting flyers 0:18:35.920 --> 0:18:40.600 on the bulletin board. H And you can like, sorry, sorry, 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:44.280 I'm sorry, I'm laughing at something else. What are you 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:47.879 laughing at? Just I guess I'm on a text thread 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:55.080 with a bunch of other therapists. Okay, Um, well, yeah, 0:18:55.280 --> 0:19:02.359 people that work still hate me. Um, should we end 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:05.320 our session early or no? No, no, We've got an hour. 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:09.680 I gotta say I love therapist happy hour. This is nice. 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.320 Have a couple of drinks at a discounted rate and 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:16.240 just shoot the ship. Shoot the ship. Let's talk about 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:26.280 the crazy. I mean, the gifts that you send are 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:28.119 great on the thread, but be able to to to 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:32.960 expand on those I r L makes a huge difference. 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:43.000 What's going on with that narcissist you're you're treating? Oh well, um, 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:48.880 he still thinks it's all about him by definition, so 0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:51.840 and so if you recall you're my last session I 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:55.760 sent mirror emoji z z z. It's like he's a look, 0:19:55.800 --> 0:20:01.200 it's all about him, and I'm like, I'm tired knowing 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:05.760 another picture of Rita's Yes, yeah, let's do it. Let's 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:08.840 do it, so Berna, Berna, are you still seeing one 0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:13.760 of your patients? Is that still? Yeah? I got pregnant 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:19.560 last week? What he got me pregnant last week? Congratulations? 0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:24.320 He's married? Right that this is just like a flaing thing. Well, 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:26.680 I actually, you know a lot of the focus goes 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:29.720 onto him and his issues, and for me, this is 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:33.560 actually quite amazing. Because um, we didn't think that I 0:20:34.200 --> 0:20:36.600 me and my team of doctors didn't think that I 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:42.040 could conceive. So oh, miRNA, I just you're getting a 0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:45.080 text from me, and that was that was not meant 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:51.800 for you. So just just just ignore or delete that 0:20:52.400 --> 0:20:58.679 as it comes in. So rob am, I supposed to 0:20:58.680 --> 0:21:01.119 be Miss Piggy in this job. That's supposed to be me. 0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:05.800 Uh no, that was that was for someone else. And 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:08.399 it's just because we were because you just told me 0:21:08.440 --> 0:21:18.359 that it was about me. Uh okay, yes, you're supposed 0:21:18.400 --> 0:21:24.119 to be Miss Piggy. Okay, geez one. He really appreciate 0:21:24.240 --> 0:21:29.240 you indulging me in my cuckle fantasy. I mean, I 0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:33.240 didn't know this was going to be part of this relationship, 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:40.800 but I mean if if if you wanted this, I mean, sure, honey, 0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:43.080 that's you, and you can take the robe off if 0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:48.240 you want. It's it's oh my wow, wow. That is 0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:59.000 at egg Plant Parmeer genre. That's our pers Scene Scene 0:21:59.040 --> 0:22:05.280 two comes to us for Alchemniak Katherine Wasser was I 0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:14.560 don't know, She writes high Alchemist seen suggestion prom night 0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:21.199 have fun. Katherine just scooch over a little so I 0:22:21.240 --> 0:22:23.560 can get both of you real good in the picture. 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:26.960 Get Nope, but don't not not I mean, don't put 0:22:27.000 --> 0:22:29.440 your arm around her, but not like that. You know, 0:22:29.920 --> 0:22:33.720 you kids are so cute, scooch close. She's my sister 0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:37.800 and that feels well, she's you know what, But tonight 0:22:37.840 --> 0:22:41.280 she's your prom day, isn't she? Because somebody didn't ask 0:22:41.359 --> 0:22:46.280 someone soon enough, so someone's got his older sister going 0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:50.439 as his prom day. Yes, sir, okay, And if we 0:22:50.520 --> 0:22:53.040 could just agree that we're going to be home by 0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:56.000 ten thirty. I have court very early in the morning. 0:22:56.560 --> 0:23:00.080 Your sister is a is a very important lawyer. Now, 0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:02.840 she's a very important lawyer. You gotta get her home 0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:06.119 early so that she can she's working on some cases. Okay, 0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:08.679 you guys in the same didn't you guys? Were you 0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:12.600 in class together so you ended up being a photographer 0:23:12.640 --> 0:23:16.960 and you're hello, huh. Some of us don't do as 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:19.720 well in school, okay, some of them. This is not 0:23:19.920 --> 0:23:23.360 about us. This is not about this family unit. This 0:23:23.440 --> 0:23:26.760 is about you two scooching close together so I can 0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:30.480 get a good picture. But you two knew each other, 0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:35.560 so I'm asking, yeah, yes, yes, we knew each other. 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:38.199 We knew each other. Is that what you asked? Are you? 0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:40.640 Are you gonna bring this up? That that that that 0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:43.400 the old man failed out of failed out of law 0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:46.680 school again? Is that what we're gonna keep bringing up? No, 0:23:46.800 --> 0:23:49.520 I just thought, Okay, we're gonna score, We're gonna scooch 0:23:49.600 --> 0:23:52.720 closer for a picture. Yeah. No's but you two were 0:23:52.760 --> 0:24:02.960 you were friends? Right, Yeah, I'm a little lost. I'm 0:24:02.960 --> 0:24:07.320 not gonna lie. I'm a little lost. Kevin's Yes, we 0:24:07.320 --> 0:24:11.240 were friends. We were classmates, we were a father daughter, 0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:17.320 we were everything. It was a crazy thing that happened. 0:24:17.680 --> 0:24:20.119 And would someone else use a time machine in a 0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:26.359 different way? He check out Thompson. He brought a sister 0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:33.280 mom the prom again every year. Man, I no matter, 0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:38.800 no matter how many times we go over all the 0:24:39.040 --> 0:24:42.199 mystery and intrigue in that family, I still cannot wrap 0:24:42.280 --> 0:24:46.719 my head around the full situation. You know, he shouldn't have. 0:24:46.960 --> 0:24:50.080 That was a bad way to do time travel, because look, 0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:52.399 I have these gills now because of what he did. 0:24:52.440 --> 0:24:55.800 All right, he messed up the timeline. Now I got gills, 0:24:56.000 --> 0:24:58.720 and he's at the problem with the system. Mom. Yeah, 0:24:58.760 --> 0:25:00.920 but I guess you know it? Is it like maybe 0:25:00.960 --> 0:25:04.639 you've always had gills, and you know, it's just like 0:25:04.680 --> 0:25:07.000 this is the way it's supposed to happen, you know, 0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:10.160 because if time is a loop, then you're just supposed 0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:12.040 to have girls, right, Yeah, I guess you're right. I 0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:18.040 don't remember a time when I didn't have gils. Okay, okay, 0:25:18.640 --> 0:25:21.280 look after this dance, I'm gonna hop back into that 0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:23.960 machine and make some different choices. But before I do, 0:25:24.560 --> 0:25:28.080 I need some clarification. I thought you were my sister, 0:25:29.760 --> 0:25:32.399 and you and you okay, and you were just a 0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:34.760 guy taking pictures, and I was trying to establish that 0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:37.959