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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to team up with

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Speaker 1: the plastic surgeons of America to get rid of wrinkles forever. Wow,

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Speaker 1: how do you do that? Start him young with baby botox.

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Speaker 1: No more laughlines or furrowed brows when they're angry.

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Speaker 2: Now you can say, my baby's happy. You just can't

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Speaker 2: tell too happy. With laser stories, imagine it just kill.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, also gives you wrinkles.

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Speaker 1: Read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser and those other

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Speaker 1: cocon mel and cuties. Just those first laser stories out

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Speaker 1: of Indiana.

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Speaker 2: Two days ago, a.

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Speaker 1: Thirty nine year old man named Bo Burchell was sitting

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Speaker 1: in his car when he saw a delivery truck full

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Speaker 1: of beer and liquor pull up right by where he

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Speaker 1: was part He thought to himself something along the lines of,

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Speaker 1: if I stole that truck, I could open up my

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Speaker 1: own liquor store and sell off all.

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Speaker 2: Of that booze to pay off my drug debts.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, good thing, he's not an attic. Oh wait,

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Speaker 3: the drug debts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that line of thinking made sense to him,

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Speaker 1: so he did it yo successfully stole that truck along

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Speaker 1: with a skid steerloader, and spent hours dismantling the security

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Speaker 1: systems and GPS devices on both.

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Speaker 3: Nobody infinite. I always feel like you could do that.

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Speaker 3: You could really do anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, something else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Unfortunately, you'd also have to hide the vehicles from

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Speaker 1: being spotted, and Bow was not able to do that.

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Speaker 3: A pretty big jeff.

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Speaker 1: Police found the delivery truck in a field behind a club,

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Speaker 1: and Bow was discovered hiding underneath a nearby bush and

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Speaker 1: was promptly arrested.

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Speaker 4: Was literally just pulling it up behind a club as

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Speaker 4: if it was a food truck.

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Speaker 3: That was his plan.

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Speaker 2: Seems like a pretty smart business decision. You may, I

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Speaker 2: probably had there. I always leave the club. I always

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Speaker 2: wanted another cut you off.

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Speaker 1: He hadn't gotten around to selling the alcohol for the

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Speaker 1: drugs part yet, so luckily everything was still inside. He

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Speaker 1: was then booked on several preliminary felony theft charges and

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Speaker 1: told officers he's really mad at the voice in his

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Speaker 1: head that made him do it.

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Speaker 2: That's it. If anyone should go to jail, it's that voice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, have anything to do with me.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the open Roads

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Speaker 1: if you're looking for a fun road trip in the

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Speaker 1: next few months. A new attraction just opened in the

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Speaker 1: small town of Williams, Arizona, on Route sixty six.

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Speaker 3: I love a good small town visit.

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Speaker 1: What do we got, Jess, Well, most people who visit

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Speaker 1: are already on their way to Grand Canyon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we know that already.

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Speaker 1: This summer, this attraction is going to be packed because

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Speaker 1: who wouldn't want to visit the world's largest poop museum?

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Speaker 2: My kids?

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Speaker 3: My kids would love it.

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Speaker 2: It's so it's not just any poop.

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Speaker 1: It's specifically fossilized dinosaur poop.

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Speaker 3: Big poop.

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Speaker 2: That's different.

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine the size of pilots from?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to imagine.

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Speaker 1: You can go there and actually see it because they

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Speaker 1: have over eight thousand pieces in their collection, including the

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Speaker 1: largest t rex turd ever found.

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Speaker 2: Wow, largest prehistoric corn kernel. Everything fast your eyes on

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Speaker 2: that two foot long.

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Speaker 4: Guys, Really, dude, I'm fascinating. I'm a kidd just to

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Speaker 4: stand next suit.

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Speaker 1: Human profile ficture of being heard a big turd in

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Speaker 1: like a museum. The good news is the museum is free,

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Speaker 1: So if you're passing through won't cost you anything. Just

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Speaker 1: getting a picture in front is reason enough to stop.

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Speaker 1: Because it's got the perfect name. The guy who opened

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Speaker 1: it named it the Poosium.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be Turtosaurus.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tourists pull over to use the bathroom there

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Speaker 1: on the way. The Irony his next laser stories out

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Speaker 1: of Chicago. Americans can turn literally anything into an alcoholic beverage.

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Speaker 2: Here's a proof, because the.

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Speaker 1: Hot new drink for summer is a shot with a

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Speaker 1: dead cicada in it.

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Speaker 4: Is this kind of like when you get the tequila

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Speaker 4: with the worm in it like that, but cicada's you know,

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Speaker 4: they came out recently.

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Speaker 1: But a place called Noon Whistle Brewing is serving cicada

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Speaker 1: in few shots of Chicago's famous malort a wormwood liqueur

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Speaker 1: that's been compared to citrus flavored gasoline tasty.

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Speaker 2: All of that sounded.

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Speaker 1: So delicious to me, and that's before you even add

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Speaker 1: the cicada to it. They claim the natural flavor of

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Speaker 1: the bug adds a lot, and that it's reminiscent of

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Speaker 1: succulent lobsters swimming in gas.

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Speaker 3: But everyone get big of the one friend they'd go

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Speaker 3: out with. It would actually take this O. God, it's awesome.

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Speaker 3: It's so good. I love it.

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Speaker 1: The cicada shouts sell for five dollars each, but if

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Speaker 1: you really want one, they're easy enough to make at home.

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Speaker 1: Someone posted a YouTube video this weekend of people drinking

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Speaker 1: them at a tailgate.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's not. It's like jungle juice but more jungly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this lazer story is out of kids. Corners.

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Speaker 1: Don't get on your Alexa's bad side, because she's apparently

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Speaker 1: got a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of poll with your children.

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Speaker 3: Really.

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Speaker 1: I say that because a new joint study by researchers

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Speaker 1: in Sweden, Germany and Australia found little kids trust robots

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Speaker 1: more than adults.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: They had kids age three to six watch videos of

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Speaker 1: robots and humans labeling different objects and sometimes mislabeling them,

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Speaker 1: and in the end, the kids were more likely to

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Speaker 1: who were the liars.

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Speaker 3: I mean, who is doing it wrong?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 3: Were they right?

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Speaker 1: They would both they would both be wrong and both

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Speaker 1: be right. Who would the kids trust more?

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Speaker 2: God?

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Speaker 1: Kids were also more forgiving of robots when they found

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Speaker 1: out they'd labeled something wrong, and more likely to think

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Speaker 1: the humans were doing it on purpose, because.

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Speaker 3: When my kids Alexa get something wrong, there is some

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Researchers also ask them who they prefer to learn from

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Speaker 2: Most of the kids said robots for both.

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Speaker 3: That's not a good sign.

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Speaker 4: Do you feel that if you put your kid in

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Speaker 4: this study and then that's the result.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: Some of the older children more likely to trust humans

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Speaker 1: once the robots were shown to be unreliable. But they

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Speaker 1: found that your toddler probably thinks that robots never lie,

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Speaker 1: or at least not as much as you do.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: That is they used to think that adults never lied.

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Speaker 3: So we've changed from their kids.

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Speaker 1: Are getting too smart. Now we should actually do our

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Speaker 1: own study. Who would you trust more brook or a turtle?

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Speaker 1: We just need to rustle up twelve children, head under

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Speaker 1: the local elementary school and ask to borrow a dozen

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Speaker 1: kids for an experiment.

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Speaker 2: We'll have them back.

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Speaker 1: By lunch, we swear. And that's how means Laser Stories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it again, same time on Friday,