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Speaker 2: Do you y Away.

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Speaker 3: We all know one, probably from school, the good looking

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Speaker 3: guy who can go out and pick up any woman

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Speaker 3: he wants, any time he wants, anywhere he wants, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and doesn't even have to try for it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, one of.

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Speaker 3: Our listeners says he has a buddy just like that

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Speaker 3: who makes out with girls at the bars all the time,

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Speaker 3: and he thought it would be funny if we messed

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Speaker 3: with him about that. So you're gonna hear how we

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Speaker 3: do it in your phone. Tap right now another twenty.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, uh is this Doug?

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Speaker 4: This is Doug can ask a song?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So my name is Sean. Apparently you made out

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Speaker 3: with my sister.

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Speaker 4: Okay, hang on a second, I'm sorry you said your

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Speaker 4: name is Sean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and my sister's name is Michelle. You know.

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Speaker 4: Okay? Can I skall how you got Did you get

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Speaker 4: my number from your sister.

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Speaker 3: From Michelle because she says, you guys hooked up and

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Speaker 3: she's bum that you're not getting back to her.

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Speaker 2: So I said I would call you and see what's

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Speaker 2: going on.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're Michelle's brother.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I said that.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm just I'm just you know, I'm a little

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Speaker 4: surprised by the by the call or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember her?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, I mean it was cool.

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Speaker 3: Listen, man, let me just tell you about her and

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Speaker 3: why she's really worth it, because she's super sweet heart

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Speaker 3: of gold. Her favorite thing to do is go to

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Speaker 3: the zoo and feed the giraffes with the long tongues

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Speaker 3: because she feels a kinship because she has a long

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Speaker 3: tongue too, which you mean I probably don't have to

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Speaker 3: tell you. Wow, do you remember the tongue which shoots

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Speaker 3: out in curls? Wait, even has like a little bit

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Speaker 3: of a bluish tint to it, like a draft.

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Speaker 4: Your sister's tongue is blue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as your arm.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you don't remember this, I think I would.

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Speaker 2: Remember you forget.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you know, a Gene Simmons sized tongue and a girl,

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Speaker 4: you know what.

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Speaker 2: Just I just need to tell you, man, she loves you.

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Speaker 3: Even though it's been two years, she has not forgotten

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Speaker 3: about that kiss.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what the club?

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Speaker 4: Wait, you're talking about something that happened two years ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you keep making me repeat myself here, I.

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Speaker 4: As we're talking about like last week.

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Speaker 3: She's never kissed anybody before that or after. Oh come on,

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Speaker 3: I'm just telling you.

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Speaker 4: Come on.

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Speaker 3: So all I'm asking, man, gut a guy here is

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Speaker 3: if you could just call her because I think she's

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Speaker 3: really a catch. Like just the other day, she was

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Speaker 3: walking down the street. Look behind her, six dogs were

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Speaker 3: following her.

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Speaker 4: Okay, man, how cool is that? Yeah? That's cool? Like right,

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Speaker 4: I mean no, it sounds kind of weird. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: be honest with you. It's what. It sounds bizarre to me.

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Speaker 3: But to say somebody that's that connected with animals, I mean,

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Speaker 3: you don't want to let a girl like that slip away.

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Speaker 4: I mean, no offense to your blue tongued sister. She

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Speaker 4: sounds like a roll.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I got it.

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Speaker 4: But I don't remember any of this.

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Speaker 3: I have one thing, super clear. It's gonna jog your memory. Okay,

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Speaker 3: you may have noticed she does have RCF.

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Speaker 2: She is RCS no RCF roller coaster face?

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Speaker 3: What it's for people who walk around with their mouth

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Speaker 3: wide open and their hair permanently blown straight back like

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Speaker 3: they're going down a five hundred foot drop on a

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Speaker 3: roller coaster.

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Speaker 4: That that doesn't even sound real.

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Speaker 2: Google it you see the pictures.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes in the really severe cases, their arms are stuck

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Speaker 3: in the straight up position.

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Speaker 4: Look, man, okay, I am sorry, but none of this

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Speaker 4: is ringing a bell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got a pretty bad case of it.

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Speaker 3: But like I said, heart of gold, I bet tongue

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Speaker 3: like a giraffe.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, great personality, I bet too.

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Speaker 2: Dogs following her everywhere?

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Speaker 4: It sounds like a total sweetheart.

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Speaker 2: Man, you sound like a good dude.

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Speaker 3: And I actually think it would totally work out between

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Speaker 3: you guys if you had another chance with her. And

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Speaker 3: that's why I looked up your address. What so she's

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Speaker 3: on the way there right now. Wait a minute, I

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Speaker 3: mean is that cool?

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Speaker 4: No, it's not cool.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying, don'ty. She's not bringing the dogs with her.

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Speaker 2: It's just going to be her this time.

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Speaker 4: Are you sure that you know that a pack of

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Speaker 4: straight dolls aren't going to follow her.

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Speaker 2: We'll just close the door behind her quickly as soon

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Speaker 2: as she comes inside it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. Right, you

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Speaker 4: got a guy. Okay, so this sounds like a girl.

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Speaker 4: I would never guess what you're talking about. Roller coaster faith. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: look man, the long blue tongue.

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Speaker 3: The other thing I want to tell you, guy to

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Speaker 3: guy is if you don't git with my sister, then

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Speaker 3: your buddy Dustin's gonna do it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what are you talking about.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about your friend Dustin. He listens to a

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Speaker 3: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which

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Speaker 3: is a show you're on getting prank phone called.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, use this is a

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Speaker 4: phone tap. I was getting murder to run out of

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Speaker 4: my apartment to.

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Speaker 2: Go feed my sister, I know, with that long time.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Wow. Ye honestly, I would be mad

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Speaker 4: if I weren't so freaking relieved right now.

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Speaker 3: You mean, if you weren't so physically attracted to that RCF.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, by the way, I'm feeling that one. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 4: definitely using that.

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Speaker 1: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,