WEBVTT - Smooth as Stutter (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 0:00:01.800 --> 0:00:04.760 I never needed to know a to lib quality thought 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:09.319 about anything other than a song with Mary J. Blize Dog. 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:12.000 I used to think you was a genius. 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:15.840 I thought he made me a genius. Yeah, I was like, 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:25.279 I'm just so smart. I listened to most Death any 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:29.720 rapper that Dave Chappelle allotted. I think he's in that genre, right. 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:31.840 I used to think Common was a genius. 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.920 I thought Common was Oh, you were a teacher and 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:38.320 from Chicago. I know you're listening to Common. 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:41.720 No, and now he's doing fucking commercials for Microsoft to 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:42.199 you like. 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:44.519 This niggas an idiot. And I don't even know if 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:48.040 the old stuff was smart. It is that it is 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:51.960 important that we communicate. I don't know what it means 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:55.680 to tune the fate of this union to the right pitch. Yeah. No, 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.600 he's just saying stuff, is saying stuff. 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:06.240 My chips in your. 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:19.200 Quals are racist, post the money then turning stuff. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:20.200 I can't tell me. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:29.040 Well, well, it's the big show. There it is, there 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:33.759 it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:35.000 of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.319 The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.319 black conspiracy theories. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.560 And we finally work to prove that. Joe Budden is 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:47.320 a prime example of what happens when your beard connects 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:48.240 too much. 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:50.880 There is a rule. 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.800 It has to look at least like there are a 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:58.640 few patches in there. But that motherfucker connects too much 0:01:58.840 --> 0:01:59.960 and it's getting to his brain. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:04.000 I'm lin Stinker, I'm David Bori, and I ain't blown away. 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:07.840 That's amazing. I never even it's like the problems you 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:09.000 never even think about. 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:11.400 Yeah, you don't want that much connection, man. 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:15.720 It's it's so connected that, like, how could anything else 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:16.239 go right? 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.959 Yeah, it's like, na, this is too full. 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.240 Because I mean, we could argue that's one of the 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.919 better beards around, but it ain't, you know what I mean? 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.960 Like it it is in a technical sense, it is 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:32.320 a perfectly full beard. But then you look at it 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:35.359 and you're like, I don't want that, you know what 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.680 I mean, Like I don't want what he has. 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:41.360 It's I think, Okay, here's a couple of things about 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:43.120 Joe Budden's beard. I think, first of. 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:43.919 Of all, yeah, let's get it. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:49.040 Joe beard higher, very high, the most black men's beard. 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:52.760 Like his shit's like two inches away from his eyebrows. Yeah, 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.680 if he winks it moves. Yeah, he looks like a 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:56.960 Willie Willie. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.840 And you don't want your beard that tall. That's the 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:03.919 tall tea of a beard. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:08.920 And it's also so manicured that I feel like I 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.919 have to watch my words here as I come to 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:12.440 Steeve Bull. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:14.880 Okay, be careful. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.720 It's so well put together. And this is by the 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.680 grace of God. His genetics are his beard genetics are 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:26.760 so strong that I feel like it makes him look. 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:43.440 Foreign in a waw sure, listen, say no more, Say 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:44.040 no more. 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:58.720 I one agreed, Joe, Butden looks like an immigrant from 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.280 beard alone. 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:02.880 And I don't know. 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:06.040 I'm not here to place what that immigrant is. I'm 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.920 certain I'm certainly not taking a stance on whether or 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.520 not that person belongs in this country. I am, in fact, 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.800 welcoming that individual to this country. That is not the 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:18.479 stance I think we're taking. All we are saying is 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:22.240 that Joe Budden very much looks like an immigrant to 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:24.599 the United States because of his beard. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:29.880 He looks like a cartoon character of an untrustworthy man. 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:39.200 He looks like when when you get attacked by a person, 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.840 this is who you tell the police to draw from 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.680 memory so that you find that individual. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.680 You know what it is. It's Uncanny Valley where the 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.960 beard looks so good that you don't trust it is. 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.039 A polar express beard for sure. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:05:00.400 The lines are so shocked then you just like this 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.400 can't I don't know what I'm looking at. But it's not. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:05.560 Right, that's not that's not how people are. 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:09.280 Yeah, it's like because And the weird thing is it's 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.240 almost got like a fat joke quality to his beard. 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:17.400 But it's it's like that's the beard that Fat Joe wants. That. 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.719 That's the thing is that I do think that Fat 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.440 Joe really worked hard for the beard that he has. 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.880 And while I don't care for it, I recognize that, like, no, 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:30.000 this was a concerted effort to create this. 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.680 He's putting Beijing in it, He's really earned it. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:36.360 He's really trying to make that ship look a certain way. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:41.919 Whereas I think Joe Butden is cursed with yeah, like 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.080 whatever he has. 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.960 That woman put that spell on him, that foreign woman 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:53.960 that he wronged, which. 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:58.800 Isn't a far fet you think it was some Asian 0:05:58.839 --> 0:05:59.680 girly dad what he was. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.719 The idea that Joe Butden hasn't done dirt in the 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:05.000 Dominican fields. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:10.839 Crazy. Oh, I bet you there's some illegitimate buttons running 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:19.200 around the islands, just some little pretty Dominican boy who 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:20.600 can rap very well. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.800 Because there's some reason chooses not to go back to 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:25.240 rap it. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:28.280 Man. We were talking about this off air because the 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.800 Joe Budden conversations never stopped. I am a big joke 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.320 that guy can rap his asshole, he and rap his 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:34.840 ass off. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.800 I don't appreciate any of his thoughts outside of hip hop, 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:41.240 but I genuinely am a big fan of the music. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.200 He used to make. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:45.920 Same mood music one through four. You know what, Joe 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.640 Budden came to me at a time I needed a 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:52.320 sad rapper. I need a sad rapper. I needed a 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:56.400 rapper with some tissues. That also, you were like, this 0:06:56.480 --> 0:07:04.360 guy is sad in depression and he has addiction. Is yeah, yeah, 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:08.240 of course that's like that Venn diagram was not. I 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.360 feel like he invented that lane. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:15.080 I I genuinely miss a point, the point where we 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:19.800 didn't have to hear the opinions outside of the rappers raps, 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:22.160 you know what I mean, where we just got the 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:26.560 raps and we didn't know anything about them otherwise, and 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:30.960 that ooh, what a satisfying thing that we used to have. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:34.280 Especially because I think that you and I are probably 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.960 in the same vein where you remember that you when you 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.480 had rappers that you listened to to make people think 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.960 you were smart. M of course those are the guys 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.600 that we needed to hear less from. And this is 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.640 all when I was a teenager, and I have since 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.280 grown up to understand I am not that smart. Now, 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.880 there was a whole genre of rappers who made you 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:57.080 feel smart, and those guys being exposed is maybe not 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.920 the smartest guys really, And then and then you get older, 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:02.160 you're like, wow, fifty cents really smart. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:06.160 Yeah, it's heartbreaking who you find out is actually like, 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:13.239 turns out turns out plies. That's a pretty thoughtful guy. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:17.600 Meanwhile, No. Five I was like, bust it, baby, I'm 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:23.880 going to listen to the gy remix. It turns out plies. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:28.400 It's like a fucking brilliant dude. Meanwhile, Loope has some 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:30.160 work to do, you know what I mean. Like, it's 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:31.320 fucking crazy. 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.839 I thought Loupe could truly run for Congress at some point. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.640 Fuck man, it's it is, it's a it's a tragic 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.520 thing that that happened, but maybe a necessary thing. Maybe 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:44.360 that is part of growing up as you realize your 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.680 heroes are fallible the same way everybody else is. 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:51.040 I guess I think that it means that there is 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.560 a dearth and we can sneak in and get some 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.120 of this fake, smart black money. 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:56.079 I like that. 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.240 I will speaking to that. 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:02.160 We had that beautiful uh Vulture article uh huh that 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:06.200 was written about us, where the the author was very 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:10.280 generous in his explanation and breakdown of sort of the 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:11.880 brilliant work that we're doing. 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:16.520 We want your work that you're doing, and he was like, 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:20.760 and David, BORI, if Lexton doesn't have well thought out 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:25.079 developed research, David comes in with his trusty Sound Bad 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:37.600 drink bomb. Sharkey presses a button and I know, I understand, 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.320 I understand the place I occupy. I'm wearing a Booty 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:41.360 Call T shirt right now. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:46.560 Yeah, gorgeous, it's so funny. It looks good man. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.280 But uh yeah, not to say if we're gonna be 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:53.000 a if you're gonna be a charlottetan, I think I 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:56.880 would rather be a Charlatan who's pretending I'm smart as 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.160 opposed to like, I'm not gonna pretend I kill people 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:00.320 or some ship. Yeah. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:04.200 No, I want to reassure our audience that that no 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:08.320 matter what comes out about us, no matter what you 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:12.439 start to believe, let me reassure you we are idiots, 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:18.040 absolute fucking dumb dumbs. And and even if there are 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:21.480 parts of you that start to believe otherwise, you're wrong 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.040 and you need to reflect on that. 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.760 Yeah. I mean, it's like, because if you really pay attention, 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:33.319 we've been leading a breadcrimb trail the whole time like that, 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:36.240 and the usual suspects. When he starts walking straight and 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.800 you realize that he is actually a smart man, that's 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:51.120 the opposite what I don't worry. Don't worry. The limp stays. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:02.959 That being said, write more articles about us. It was 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:03.959 a very nice article. 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.120 It was a lovely article, and we would love more 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:09.800 of them. And make sure you you call us both 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.360 brilliant next time, or at least acknowledge my man does 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:14.920 more than just press bingball on the thing. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:17.160 No, I mean, no, they were they were nice to me. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:20.000 That's just how I interpret it because I'm a sensitive 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:21.200 be sure. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.920 Yeah, No, I get that. Yeah, yeah, we have an 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:28.600 email that we wanted to read today. We got a 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:29.840 very fun email. 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.040 Yeah, this is an exciting one. 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:35.640 From a person named Corey, A proud little mama. They 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:36.439 identify as. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:36.800 I want to. 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.640 Assume it's a he, but I don't know for sure. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:44.760 But maybe it's a she. Maybe it's a day. It 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.720 can be either one. I never met a girl, Corey. 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:50.520 You never met a girl, Corey. I feel like I 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:51.840 knew a girl named Cora. 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:55.520 Oh sure from the real world. 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:02.280 No, that's not Maybe I'm thinking of Chorrel. What was 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:06.240 that little girl? No, that was Troy from Crookland. Yeah, 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:07.360 Troy froyd boy. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:08.160 Yeah. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.000 Man, that movie was sad. Huh. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.920 Yeah, I just watched it. I'm a little embarrassed to 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.080 admit it, but I just watched it for the first time, 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:19.680 like a week ago. Really, I had seen snippets. I 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:22.079 had seen clips and shit, but I never. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:22.640 Talked about it. 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.400 Yeah, I could keep up, Like I knew what the 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.319 basis of the film was, but I never sat and 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:33.520 watched the entire movie. And it starts off and you're like, man, 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:37.800 this might be Spike Lee's just most uplifting, sweet film 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:41.680 about just a family with some odd characters, and then 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:50.080 it gets sad and sadder and then uncomfortable and then saddest. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:52.880 But good movie. I love Alfrey Woods and Delroy Lindo. 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:56.800 Del Lindo, Baby, I don't, man, I. 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:58.880 Don't think we talked about how good that guy is? 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.040 When did he mean? What's he ever missed? 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:05.559 Worst worst name in the game? And truly, I think 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:09.120 that's a phenomenal. It's it's hard to remember. I love 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.280 saying it, but it ain't. It ain't an easy one 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:13.360 when you want to recall your favorite actor. 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.800 I love it. I think, man, if I was named 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:23.640 Delroy Lindo, this would be actually, this would be all different. 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.960 You think the podcast would be thriving. If my name 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:30.520 was Delroy Lindo, I would be a calib Qualiti style rapper. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.600 You think we wouldn't even be podcasting. You think this 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:36.079 would just be a different wave. You think Delroy Lindo 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.760 has a podcast, I pray to god he does not. Yeah, 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:41.520 of course, now he doesn't need it. His name is 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:47.400 Delroy Lindo. He seems like he goes to bed in 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:49.400 long shirts. Does that make sense? 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.520 He feels like he seems like he wears every fab 0:13:55.559 --> 0:14:00.280 brick except denim. That like, I think that has had 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.000 a pair of jeans since the sixties. 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:06.240 And why Woody, that's why you can't even buy that. 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:07.720 When your name is del Roy. 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.320 Here's some shit that's about to fuck you up. I 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:11.360 just I looked him up. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:17.559 Yeah, born in London, del Roy Lindo is British. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:19.200 Not even our has he moved here when he was sixteen? 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:24.800 Del Roy Lindo. Whoa, I thought he was the blackest 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:25.520 man on earth. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.400 You could be black from London. Not. According to me, 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.920 it almost makes more sense if you think about it 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:41.000 in a British accent, like think about this. I was 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.960 hanging with my mike, Delroy right. 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:47.120 Yeah, no, it feels yeah, oh fuck, he really is British. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:52.200 Yeah, whoa? I wonder because they're they're they're better at 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:54.280 acting than us, so it kind of does make sense. 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.240 Delroy Lindo my man. 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:59.520 But the son of Jamaican parents, which I think we 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:00.720 all could have guess as well. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:05.600 Yeah, no, we knew there was Caribbean blood flowing through there. Yeah, 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:11.880 he's the man has been wearing mesh tank tops for 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:13.520 for forty years. 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:17.080 I think we knew that was the Caribbean. He drinks 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:19.360 out of a fruit for He's drank out the fruit, 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.840 but not in the touristy way, just in the way 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:24.440 where it was hot out and he cracked up in 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:29.920 the fruit. Yeah, I feel like we go with Caribbean 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.960 people hard on his podcast. Sometimes I want people to 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:36.680 know I want to live in the Caribbean. I think 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:37.200 it's great. 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:41.120 I yeah, I'm a fan. When I lived in Boston, 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:44.080 I had some nasty runnings with Asians, but otherwise I'm 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.720 a pretty big fan of Caribbeans. 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:47.400 I would say what happened. 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.600 I just think they're the dominant community out there, and 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.040 they moved the way they move and I move like 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:58.080 a nigga from Chicago, and that don't always Uh, that's complicated. Yeah, 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.880 you don't always get along when when you are of 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:02.640 two different worlds in that way. 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:05.640 Man, I know this shit was real because you did 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:09.480 not answer my question at all. Really Like the way 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.960 you answered was like there's specifics that you really don't 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:20.680 want to get into. That was crazy. When you start 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:23.320 blaming your city, that's when it's like, you. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.440 Know what I mean, and we all come from different 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:29.160 places and community is important. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:31.920 Listen, if you got beat up by some Atians. 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:33.880 You could say, no, I didn't get beat up by 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:38.400 any Haitians, but I didn't care for their personalities more 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.880 often than not when I was in Boston. But otherwise 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.120 I'm a big van of Caribbeans across the board. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:45.160 Yeah, I appreciated culture. 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:56.480 We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:00.000 We have very exciting merch that we are now set 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:03.520 and it's it's fucking great. We love it so much. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:05.680 Just sleek, it's sexy. 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:07.919 Come on, you want to tell them what we have. 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.919 Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:14.480 really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:18.080 dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:20.520 we have the enamel pin with an alien who has 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.800 a coofie on it since my mama told me. And 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.639 then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama, 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:26.640 which is who you are. 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:29.760 Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:33.399 mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:36.399 brand new name, but it's the same old merch and 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:38.159 we would love for you to get some if you 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:41.120 haven't got it already, and we want you to have 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:46.600 all the sweet stuff so get it. We need to 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:50.320 get to Corey's email. Ye, Corey sent an email and 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:53.520 the subject line this is a very exciting subject line. 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:58.480 It says tickling a baby equals stuttering adult question mark. 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:04.359 Already you're hooked, they said, Hey guys, relatively new listener, 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:06.720 but this has quickly become one of my favorite podcasts. 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:10.040 Your episode timing is perfect, as I have a long 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:13.360 ass commute on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Fuck yeah, I don't 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:16.199 know where you're going, Corey, and frankly, I think you 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:18.679 need to chill the fuck out doing it every week. 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:22.879 But that's exciting. I'm glad that we're hitting when we 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:24.080 are supposed to hit for you. 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:27.560 Glad we can support your commute to both your families. 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:35.560 I hope they don't find out via this podcast, but 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:38.840 we know what you're up to, Corey, and you gotta stop. Man. 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:41.679 You gotta pick one family and abandon the other kids. 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:43.720 It's just is the right thing to do. 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:46.879 Yeah, give the other kids something to overcome, you know. Yep? 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:50.560 Go ahead, make yourself a Lebron James and then raise 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:53.959 a taj Mawori in the other house. He said to 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:56.840 the conspiracy I have a son that will oh. I 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:58.959 have a son that was about six months old at 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:01.440 the time of this event. I went to dinner with 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:04.960 my mom and my son was basically inconsolable during the dinner. 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:07.560 He wanted me, he wanted to be near his dad, 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:10.920 and anytime my mom tried to hold him, he would scream. 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:14.200 I told my mom that he was very ticklish. Maybe 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:17.080 try to tickle him under his armpits to lower his guard. 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:21.440 She adamantly refused and said something to the extent of no, 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:25.000 you don't tickle babies or else they'll develop a stutter. 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:30.600 Then she proceeds to impersonate someone, saying, daddy with the 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:41.440 heavy stutter. I'll spare you the phanetics. No, that's crazy, 0:19:42.520 --> 0:19:46.120 she did. I act out after saying some wild shit 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:47.880 at the dinner table in. 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:57.040 The red lobster. She's like the waiter, just standing there, 0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:07.520 confused because the stuttering impression can easily sound like another 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:08.480 type of impression. 0:20:08.960 --> 0:20:13.160 Right, No, it gets ugly fast if you don't if 0:20:13.160 --> 0:20:16.120 people don't know what you're doing. He goes on to say, 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:19.600 have y'all heard anything like this before? I was hysterically 0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:22.359 laughing because my mom always comes out of left field. 0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:27.480 With new crazy shit. Sincerely, thanks for the laughs, Corey, 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:29.399 proud little mom man. 0:20:29.560 --> 0:20:31.800 I mean I will. Let's say, first of all, Corey, 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:33.959 your mother hilarious. 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:38.040 Your mother might be prime for being a guest on 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:38.800 this podcast. 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:39.680 Hall of Famer. 0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:41.919 Unbelievably funny. 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:45.239 Yeah, that's she up there with Jay Sean. That's the 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:49.520 funniest shit to do ever. Oh my god. 0:20:49.920 --> 0:20:52.680 If your mother is still with us, and I pray 0:20:52.760 --> 0:20:55.000 that she is, please let her know we are big 0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:56.640 fans of the work that she's doing. 0:20:56.960 --> 0:21:01.080 Love what she's got going on. Man, that's oh so 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:02.800 many levels. That's hilarious. 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:04.640 I've never heard this before in my life. 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:07.920 So here's the first thing. I think that on an 0:21:07.960 --> 0:21:12.960 animalistic level in my in my like animal caveman, stupid brain. 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:19.640 I get the science behind it, Okay, Like you shake 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:23.560 it too much and it's gonna stay shook. Yeah, you 0:21:23.600 --> 0:21:27.159 know what I'm And like, do you ever remember, like 0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:33.359 when you're a kid being tickled is so visceral that 0:21:33.560 --> 0:21:35.640 like I like sometimes you know, you think back as 0:21:35.640 --> 0:21:37.520 a kid, like how hard you be laughing this year 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:39.960 like that, and it's like, yeah, that could have shook 0:21:40.520 --> 0:21:41.600 shook something loose. 0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:46.119 Yeah, yeah, I never thought about it in terms of 0:21:46.160 --> 0:21:48.760 shaking something loose. But that is the part that maybe 0:21:48.880 --> 0:21:52.280 hits the the most for me, is that like, it's 0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:56.240 not about getting tickled so much that you stay tickled 0:21:56.680 --> 0:22:00.159 as much as it is like something babies are are 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:05.560 fragile and and sort of like are not fully configurated 0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:08.680 inside all the way. And the idea that you do 0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:12.320 something so jarring to the physical form that it becomes 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:15.800 permanent feels like a real thing. 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:18.760 Cause it's like, also think about it, there's no other 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:21.720 form of affection or anything else that you do to 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:27.320 a kid that is that physically intense m you know 0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:30.320 what I'm saying. Like it's like very because so my 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:32.600 two brothers, this is really funny. My two brothers have 0:22:32.840 --> 0:22:36.320 varied because I'm way older than them. I'm forty, so 0:22:36.320 --> 0:22:38.159 I knew and when they were babies, my two brothers 0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:42.399 have very different reactions. My one little brother like being 0:22:42.680 --> 0:22:45.520 tickled too much, where I would be like, you have 0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:49.240 to calm down, you know what I mean, and he'd 0:22:49.280 --> 0:22:52.000 be going ape shit. I'd be like, you got this 0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:54.440 is not good. This is like I feel like I'm 0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:58.400 creating some kind of a dependence. You can't be seeking 0:22:58.440 --> 0:22:59.520 this feeling in the world. 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:04.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna end up in 0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:06.040 a documentary some day. 0:23:06.160 --> 0:23:09.240 Yeah, you got you're having too good a time. And 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:13.800 then my other little brother really disliked it. Yeah, like 0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:16.440 you could tell it was like kind of too intense 0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:18.880