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Speaker 1: I thought he made me a genius. Yeah, I was like,

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Speaker 2: No, and now he's doing fucking commercials for Microsoft to

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Speaker 1: This niggas an idiot. And I don't even know if

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Speaker 1: the old stuff was smart. It is that it is

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Speaker 1: important that we communicate. I don't know what it means

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Speaker 3: My chips in your.

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Speaker 4: Quals are racist, post the money then turning stuff.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell me.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, it's the big show. There it is, there

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Speaker 2: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode

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Speaker 2: of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove that. Joe Budden is

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Speaker 2: a prime example of what happens when your beard connects

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Speaker 2: It has to look at least like there are a

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Speaker 1: I'm lin Stinker, I'm David Bori, and I ain't blown away.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. I never even it's like the problems you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want that much connection, man.

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Speaker 1: It's it's so connected that, like, how could anything else

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, na, this is too full.

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Speaker 1: Joe beard higher, very high, the most black men's beard.

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Speaker 1: Like his shit's like two inches away from his eyebrows. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And you don't want your beard that tall. That's the

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Speaker 2: Okay, be careful.

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Speaker 2: I'm not here to place what that immigrant is. I'm

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Speaker 2: He looks like when when you get attacked by a person,

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Speaker 2: We had that beautiful uh Vulture article uh huh that

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Speaker 1: We want your work that you're doing, and he was like,

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Speaker 1: No, I mean, no, they were they were nice to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is an exciting one.

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Speaker 2: From a person named Corey, A proud little mama. They

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Speaker 1: Man, that movie was sad. Huh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, born in London, del Roy Lindo is British.

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Speaker 1: I think we knew that was the Caribbean. He drinks

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I appreciated culture.

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Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

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Speaker 2: get to Corey's email. Ye, Corey sent an email and

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Speaker 2: the subject line this is a very exciting subject line.

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Speaker 2: It says tickling a baby equals stuttering adult question mark.

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Speaker 2: Already you're hooked, they said, Hey guys, relatively new listener,

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Speaker 2: Your episode timing is perfect, as I have a long

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Speaker 2: ass commute on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Fuck yeah, I don't

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Speaker 2: know where you're going, Corey, and frankly, I think you

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Speaker 2: But that's exciting. I'm glad that we're hitting when we

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Speaker 2: are supposed to hit for you.

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Speaker 1: Glad we can support your commute to both your families.

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Speaker 2: I hope they don't find out via this podcast, but

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Speaker 2: we know what you're up to, Corey, and you gotta stop. Man.

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Speaker 2: You gotta pick one family and abandon the other kids.

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Speaker 2: It's just is the right thing to do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, give the other kids something to overcome, you know. Yep?

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, make yourself a Lebron James and then raise

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Speaker 2: a taj Mawori in the other house. He said to

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Speaker 2: and anytime my mom tried to hold him, he would scream.

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Speaker 2: I told my mom that he was very ticklish. Maybe

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Speaker 2: try to tickle him under his armpits to lower his guard.

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Speaker 2: She adamantly refused and said something to the extent of no,

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Speaker 2: Then she proceeds to impersonate someone, saying, daddy with the

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Speaker 2: heavy stutter. I'll spare you the phanetics. No, that's crazy,

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Speaker 2: Right, No, it gets ugly fast if you don't if

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Speaker 2: people don't know what you're doing. He goes on to say,

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Speaker 2: have y'all heard anything like this before? I was hysterically

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Speaker 2: With new crazy shit. Sincerely, thanks for the laughs, Corey,

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Speaker 1: I mean I will. Let's say, first of all, Corey,

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Speaker 1: Hall of Famer.

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Speaker 2: Unbelievably funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's she up there with Jay Sean. That's the

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Speaker 2: If your mother is still with us, and I pray

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Speaker 1: Love what she's got going on. Man, that's oh so

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Speaker 1: I get the science behind it, Okay, Like you shake

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Speaker 1: Cause it's like, also think about it, there's no other

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Speaker 2: It's a disarming experience and you can't you can't control

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Speaker 1: It also makes me think it was an episode of

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Speaker 1: I don't like being tickled now, Mike. Girls just found

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Speaker 2: of a TV trope than a real thing.

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Speaker 1: No shame that happens to me all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no again, remind y'all, fucking idiot. But this website

441
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: called Dan Petrosini dot com claims that in ancient China,

442
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,239
Speaker 2: tickle torture was used as a way to punish the

443
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 2: noble class. It was preferred over other types of discipline

444
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 2: because it left no marks and the victims will recover

445
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 2: fairly quickly. Is also used as a torture tool in

446
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 2: ancient Japan, where it was called merciless tickling. My favorite

447
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 2: historical reference depicted above has the tying a prisoner down

448
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 2: and then coding the bottom of their feet with salt water.

449
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 2: They would then bring out a goat who would lick

450
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 2: the salt off, igniting uncontrollable laughter.

451
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Speaker 1: I hate that. I hate. I hate that the goat

452
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: is involved.

453
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes it worse somehow. Now I will say

454
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 2: that this article does not have any references or any

455
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: real uh I guess proof of the claim. So I

456
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 2: worry that it is just a person writing slightly racist

457
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 2: things about the past, you know what I mean. Where

458
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 2: you're just like, I bet the ancient Chinese did that shit,

459
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Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ancient Chinese secret Yeah exactly. So the Wikipedia also

461
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Speaker 1: says that there's an article in the British Medical Journal

462
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: that describes the goat the goat licking, but it remains

463
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Speaker 1: unclear if this method was ever used in practice, as

464
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Speaker 1: it is only described in the fifteen or two Trakatas

465
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Speaker 1: did in Disease Tortura. You nailed that by the Italian

466
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: jurist and monk Franciscus Brunos, Das and Severino, a treatise

467
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 1: that actually cautioned against the torture in general. And while

468
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: it seems clear that he had not made up this practice,

469
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: the issue is left open whether the inclusion is based

470
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Speaker 1: on hearsay.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I worry that some of this is just

472
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 2: rooted in hearsay. This article also claims that there's documented

473
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 2: evidence that Nazi guards tickled inmates and concentration camps in

474
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Speaker 2: order to torture them, and that feels like a lie

475
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 2: that I think that is a lie. There's no fucking

476
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 2: way in the world that in between gassing people to

477
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: death and shooting them in the head, they also were

478
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 2: tickling these motherfuckers.

479
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Speaker 1: They would Yeah, I think we have a lot of

480
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: documentary on what they did and it's all atrocious. I

481
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 1: don't think they were also like, yeah, tickle too.

482
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 2: I don't think they wanted the Jewish people to have

483
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: any fun. Yeah, even if it was fun against their will.

484
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 2: They were like, you're not fucking gonna get to.

485
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like not. I think it kind of does

486
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Speaker 1: a disservice to the legacy of what happened there.

487
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 2: Yes, well, maybe we don't trust everything that they're saying,

488
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 2: but it does sound like at least the the tropes

489
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 2: on television were rooted in some version of historical near

490
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 2: fiction that like, maybe there were theories on tickle torture

491
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: that that at some point were tried or or at

492
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 2: the very least considered by people.

493
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Speaker 1: Right, And I think I mean back to the base,

494
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: back to the root of the all this. I am

495
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: constantly of the fear that I'm gonna do to something

496
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: too much and get it stuck. So this plays right

497
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: into my I believe this one. Yeah, I don't. I

498
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: don't believe. Maybe I don't believe because I yeah, because

499
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: like my one brother that we tickled, he's fine, he's

500
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: a singer now, he's doing great, but like a lot

501
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: of billowy clothing. But that's that's for our family to

502
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: figure out. You know, here's what I'll say.

503
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Speaker 2: I don't know that I believe that just tickling will

504
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,719
Speaker 2: lead to a stutter. But I do believe, and I'm

505
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: gonna go out on a limb here, I do believe

506
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 2: that every single person with a stutter was maybe tickled

507
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 2: too hard at some point.

508
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't.

509
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: Believe that tickling leads to stutters, but I do believe

510
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 2: there is a Venn diagram of motherfucker's getting tickled too

511
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 2: hard and now a stutter exists. And so I don't

512
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 2: I don't know that we have the runway to be

513
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 2: able to create causality, right, like to say this is

514
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 2: definitively the cause. But I will say that I bet

515
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: they've all experienced a similar thing at some point.

516
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: To push back on that a little bit, Yeah, who

517
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: hasn't been tickled hard? I don't know. I don't. I

518
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: think everybody's at least. I mean, you have to come

519
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: from a pretty cold upbringing, you know what I'm saying. Like,

520
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Speaker 1: I don't think Donald Trump's been tickled at all. I

521
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: think he was tickled as a baby. You think Donald

522
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: Trump was tickled at some point, So I think a housekeeper,

523
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: I think I think the Jamaican woman who raised him. Yeah,

524
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: I think she tickled it sometimes.

525
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody's ever tickled that man wanted to not.

526
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: I think. I don't think you could come out of

527
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: childhood without getting tickled. I really don't. It's one of

528
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: the easiest games to play with the child.

529
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: It's one of the easiest games to play with the

530
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 2: child you have any affection for. And I think that

531
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 2: that there are some people who find themselves in childhoods

532
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 2: that are completely loose of affection.

533
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: I think so. But even then, they never had a

534
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: friend's parent, they never had one somebody like a local pervert.

535
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: Don't do that. I knew you were gonna do that.

536
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna do that. And I don't

537
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: think it's fair. I don't think it's fair right now,

538
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: because listen, we all, a lot of us maybe didn't

539
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: get the affection that was maybe needed as a child,

540
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: and we run run to things like the entertainment field

541
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: to fill that void. But even within that, we've all

542
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: been still been tickled.

543
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 2: Sure, I mean, I'm men tackled quite a bit.

544
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, kids get tickled, Kids get tickled. It happens, you know,

545
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: it's it's like also, if you don't know kids or something,

546
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: it's like a really easy go to What am I

547
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: gonna ask you? How's the wife and kids? How's school going? No,

548
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tickle you, and then I'll be out, Like

549
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: let me get on that pits. Yeah, could you go

550
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: go somewhere?

551
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 2: Hey, you go take care of yourself. Here's a cigarette.

552
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: The point is, I do think tickling is such a

553
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: I think it's a pretty because I and now now

554
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: maybe I'm overstepping, but I think that it's like crosses

555
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: even cultures. I feel like the whole world is tickling.

556
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, right, Like there's no there's no country where

557
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: they don't tickle children. I'd imagine.

558
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:33,719
Speaker 2: I don't think so, But maybe that's our our own ignorance,

559
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 2: right Like I I truly don't know.

560
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: Well, because I think that also in this is weird.

561
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: I think in America we're a lot softer on babies

562
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: than other places are. Mm hmmm does that make sense?

563
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, like crely they're hard on babies. Bro, I

564
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: just a little baby. I think it's funny. I'll say,

565
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: my auntie like picking up my cousin by his leg

566
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: like ah, it's funny.

567
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 2: But I also think that in other places, while yes,

568
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: they can be quote unquote hard on babies, there also

569
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 2: is like a more of an intimacy created between parents

570
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 2: and their kids than sometimes in the United States. Like

571
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: real friend, my friend was telling me that there's this

572
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: practice that happens in a lot of international Asian households

573
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: where when a child is born, the mother will spend

574
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 2: like three months in the bed with the child.

575
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: That like, they will.

576
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 2: Just be in the bed all day long, nursing, spending

577
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 2: time cuddling, because it's both a chance for the mother

578
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 2: to recover but also to sort of build like an intimacy,

579
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 2: a comfort with this child. And I think because of that,

580
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: you really become fucking locked in as a unit, and

581
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: that child is like nurtured cared for in a way

582
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: that like in a fucking America you got to be

583
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 2: back to work in two weeks.

584
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: You know.

585
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: That luxury doesn't exist. So while we are quote unquote

586
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 2: presenting easier on our children, we are not necessarily giving

587
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 2: them the things that like other children are probably reaping.

588
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: God damn ain't that America in a nutshell? Fuck? Yeah,

589
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: fuck that fucked me up.

590
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 2: Well, It's disappointing when you find out that, like, oh

591
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 2: we we truly are just doing things wrong in some ways.

592
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,439
Speaker 1: Right, because I mean, our babies take a long time

593
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: to take care of. H Did you read that? You

594
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: ever read that book Sapiens that you've torn? It goes

595
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 1: back to this idea of like standing up, We weren't

596
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: maybe ever supposed to be standing up, and because of it,

597
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: our babies come out under developed because it takes longer

598
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 1: to take care of our babies than like any other animals.

599
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it takes us way longer to become full

600
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 2: grown than every other type of animal.

601
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: And giraffes start out doing at all that.

602
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers come out tall and ready flop to the ground

603
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 2: and get to work.

604
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, this so fun. I got a draft fight

605
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: the other day. This is this is weird. Actually, I

606
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it.

607
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 2: What What do you mean? You got in a giraffe fight?

608
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: What me? Man? Can I guess what I think it is? Yeah?

609
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I what I know about how giraffe fight is

610
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: they slam their next into each other. Am I to

611
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: believe that you and another person were slamming your your

612
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: heads and next into each other.

613
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you selling Paris?

614
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: It's like weird now, No, it's definitely weird. I'm like

615
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: said it. It's like because me and my girl were

616
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and we accidentally bumped heads and then

617
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: she she's like, let's fight like giraffes. There's only like

618
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: a little bit. Damn, man, you're in love.

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620
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 2: being weird with a lady because she asked, that's what

621
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622
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 1: Why I'm weird too though, So it's like I was like, yeah, yeah,

623
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: I've never been in a draft fight. I'm not gonna

624
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: miss out when and it turns out if you have

625
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: a regular neck, it's real it's hard to get the angles. Yeah.

626
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Speaker 2: I was about to say, it seems like you probably

627
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,800
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Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, so get it. I looked up

655
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:20,959
Speaker 2: online what causes stuttering? The Stuttering Foundation stutteringhelp dot Org

656
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 2: says there are four factors most likely to contribute to

657
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 2: the development of stuttering genetics. Approximately sixty percent of those

658
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 2: who stutter have a family member who does.

659
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: Also.

660
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 2: Child development, children with other speech and language problems or

661
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: development till delays are more likely to stutter. Neurophysiology, Recent

662
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 2: neurological research has shown that people who stutter process speech

663
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 2: and language slightly differently than those who do not stutter.

664
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: In family dynamics, high expectations and fast paced lifestyles can

665
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: contribute to stuttering. Stuttering may occur when a combination of

666
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: factors comes together and may have different calls and different people.

667
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 2: It is a probable it is probable that what causes

668
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 2: stuttering differs from what makes it continue or get worst.

669
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 2: No mention of tickling, but certainly elements inside of this

670
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 2: that feel like they.

671
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 1: At least are.

672
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 2: Speaking to the possibility of familial influence and physical I

673
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: guess nothing physical, but certain sociological influence in your home.

674
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: I mean that in and of itself is scary that

675
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: you can put a lifestyle on a child that will develop, Like,

676
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: is it like a stress thing, like like my expeditions

677
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: and fact like the kids under so much stress. It's

678
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: just like even talking becomes difficult.

679
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like I mean, obviously you can't downplay

680
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 2: the sort of importance of family and neurological development being

681
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 2: like the probably the biggest players inside of the But

682
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 2: I imagine that like the stress of a fast paced household

683
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 2: or things not necessarily being as I guess, you know, helpful.

684
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: In the needs and.

685
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 2: Results of that one individual, because I don't want to

686
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 2: put it on some shit where it's like, oh, your

687
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 2: house is fucked up and that's why you stutter.

688
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what they're saying.

689
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 2: I think they're more saying that, like, we all individually

690
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 2: have specific needs based on our own brains and like house,

691
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 2: and sometimes that need doesn't match what you have, and

692
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: that might lead to a little bit of a stutter.

693
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good, because I'm glad it's not physical, because

694
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: there's time I was worried you were going to say

695
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: you could scare it into somebody. You ever scared a

696
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: kid a little too much? Oh? Fuck, have you ever

697
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: done that? Like, were you scared a kid and it

698
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: was like they got too scared? You know what?

699
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 2: I was so much a kid who did not like

700
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 2: being scared. How you're talking about how your little brother

701
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 2: not liking being tickled, That's how I felt about, Like,

702
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 2: motherfucker's hiding around corners and being spooky and shit, yeah,

703
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 2: I have chosen not to ever do that to my kid.

704
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: Like interesting, well a tailor two brothers again, both also

705
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 1: had the same reactions to being scared.

706
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 2: Oh, one of them really liked it and the other one.

707
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the obviously the tickle one, the fiend who as

708
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: an adult is not an adult. He's sixteen. But it's

709
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: like the more calm one of all of us. Now

710
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: he's the calmest one. Well, he also loved to survived trauma.

711
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 2: Don't do that, but he likes that. I grew up

712
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 2: in a hunted house, so I think I'll be okay.

713
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: He would like because when you would scare him, like

714
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 1: if you do the booth thing, he would get scared

715
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: and then he would laugh really really hard.

716
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

717
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: Whereas Martin the one you met, he did he so

718
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: he was very like he was kind of one of

719
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: those kids where he was which kids credit and he

720
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 1: carried on into adulthood, thank god. But he was very

721
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 1: quick to be like, I don't like that.

722
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 2: I think about you. You watch Ellen right in like back. No,

723
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 2: well I didn't mean literally, I just meant uh. In

724
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 2: the the You and the Royal sense. Okay, I didn't

725
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 2: presume that you were spending your mornings watching that white

726
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 2: lady dance and sneakers.

727
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: I didn't think you did either. That's why I was

728
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: kind of offended when you brought it up. No, no, no,

729
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: I I don't.

730
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,879
Speaker 2: I do not watch Ellen, although you know, I thought

731
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 2: she was a pretty good lady until I found out

732
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 2: she wasn't.

733
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: And I don't mind talk though I will say it's

734
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: like kind of fun to watch, like the reel or something.

735
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 2: I like when it feels like you're actually having a

736
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 2: conversation with that person. I get more bored when it

737
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: feels like, oh, these are just cant bits during the day,

738
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 2: because then it's like, wow, if that's if I'm watching

739
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 2: and that, then I might as well wait till late

740
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 2: night where they'll tell their the naughty version of this story.

741
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: That's you know what I mean? You don't like watching

742
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 1: My Man and Michael Strahan.

743
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 2: No, I've never cared for him having a talk show once.

744
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 2: I actually think it's pretty offensive that this man with

745
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: brain damage gets to.

746
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: Be Come on, Michael Strahan, He's just a charming guy.

747
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like it. I truly don't like

748
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: when this might be because you don't like football, though.

749
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 2: It might be, but I really don't like when sports

750
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 2: guys suddenly become like a sort of like media guys.

751
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 2: It fucking bugs me and I don't know why really,

752
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 2: but it don't sit right in my spirit when they

753
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 2: like suddenly become cute in our hands, because.

754
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: Deep down you just think their big gorillas paid to

755
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: smash each other. Because that's how it sounds, the way

756
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 1: you're talking. That's like me reading between the lines. And

757
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: this is I love Michael Strahan. I've always thought he

758
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: was charming. I loved him when he played football, like,

759
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, well he was on the Giants. He

760
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: was so much fun. And then he had that commercial,

761
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: big old Michael straighthand oh man, not that guy. I want.

762
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 2: I want to defend myself, but I guess a little

763
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 2: part of me is like, yeah, I don't think these

764
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 2: big old animals should be talking to fucking Sydney Sweeney.

765
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 1: Yes, I can. I can feel it. I feel it

766
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 1: emanating from you.

767
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 2: I I just like when people stay in the lane

768
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: that they are strongest than and they buy it bugs

769
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 2: me when people find themselves in a lane that I

770
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 2: know is not where they're supposed to be. You know

771
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 2: what I mean that, Like, I get it. Michael Strahand

772
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 2: is the charming guy. He's handsome, he's he's fine, but

773
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 2: he's also like a glut with a lisp. And I

774
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 2: see though.

775
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: It's like it's like some guys they make it great,

776
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: like Shack great media personality.

777
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: Shaq is a great media personality next to four got

778
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 2: three other guys who know how to talk. But Shaq,

779
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 2: he ain't supposed to be talking to regular people.

780
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:09,399
Speaker 1: That's an insane takes. His voice is just deep. He's

781
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: not slow. Yes he is, David bro this is not

782
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: split list is a stupid person. You think Shaquille or

783
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 1: Shan O'Neill.

784
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 2: I listen, I don't. I don't mean to stretch this

785
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 2: into smart and not smart. That's not the point that

786
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make. I think you're extending it there.

787
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 2: I am saying that Shaq next to Kenny, Ernie and

788
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 2: Charles is phenomenal. But whenever they put Shaq next to

789
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 2: other people, you start to really tell that this motherfucker

790
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 2: ain't connecting dots the way he's supposed to connect dots.

791
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: There are those episodes where it's like him and Candace Parker,

792
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: and Candace Parker is exhausted by the end of that

793
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 2: ship because he is a hard man to talk to,

794
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 2: and he ain't throwing up no lobs to nobody. That's

795
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, is that under the right circumstances, I

796
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 2: listen to Shaq talk all day, but I'm not gonna

797
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 2: sit here and pretend that this is like a late

798
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 2: night talk show host.

799
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, he's no Arsenio Hall. No, that's fair.

800
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 2: He's not even DeVante Hale, who I don't even know

801
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 2: who that is. I assume our Sinio's slow cousin.

802
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: He's none of those people. I like the big fella.

803
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: I like Michael Strahan.

804
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 2: I my point before we got into this ugly tangent

805
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 2: my got dark was to say that I'd.

806
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. Jack.

807
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: You're Shaq, You're a wonderful speaker, and both your eyes

808
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 2: are looking in the same direction.

809
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, because how do you feel about Kaem Abdul Jabbar.

810
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 2: I don't like that ship either. What the fuck are

811
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 2: you doing in the Veronica? That don't make no goddamn sense.

812
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: Lost a job.

813
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 2: He's very smart man, He's not funny. Why is he

814
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 2: writing in comedy rooms?

815
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: Is Veronica Mar's a comedy. I've never watched it. I

816
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 1: never watched it. I have never watched it. He's never

817
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: made us laugh once. I thought it was pretty funny

818
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: when he was doing that karate.

819
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 2: My point, if I can get to my point, Yeah,

820
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 2: My point was that on Ellen, they used to do

821
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 2: that thing where they would scare the shit out of

822
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 2: their guests. Every once in a while, somebody would be

823
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 2: sitting there and then like a producer or a scary

824
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: person would pop out from a box, the back whatever.

825
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 2: And you always see sort of these telling moments inside

826
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 2: of the celebrities of like the people who laugh it

827
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 2: off genuinely and the people who are laughing because if

828
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 2: they don't, they're worried they're going to lose their career.

829
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 2: But like are truly angry about what just happened to them.

830
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 2: And I think I fall much close, sir, to the

831
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: I would be truly angry, and not in a way

832
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:09,359
Speaker 2: that I could like just keep chit chatting my life,

833
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

834
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: I could I do see that, and I would respect that,

835
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: and you, like I wouldn't. Nothing about you makes me

836
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: think you would like, I want to be scared. I

837
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: don't like that. Yeah, I could tell you. I feel

838
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: like it would take you out of your frame. I

839
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: feel like it would make you vulnerable in a way

840
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: that I don't think you would appreciate.

841
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 2: No, I've worked really hard to present a certain person

842
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 2: to the world.

843
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 1: Just you could make one noise and that shit would

844
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: called crumble.

845
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'll be honest, I do be making weird noises.

846
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: Like I cried.

847
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 2: I cried so hard at our wedding, at like our wedding,

848
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 2: and one of those cries were like while I was

849
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 2: trying to say my vows, like oh, sound came out

850
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 2: and then I had to apologize to the to like

851
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,919
Speaker 2: the entire to be like I'm sorry, y'all. I don't

852
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 2: know what that was, man, you know what I mean, Like, I.

853
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: Think it's crazy that you even told that story. I

854
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't have told no. Oh yeah, my friend, I'm being yeah, okay, No.

855
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: Do you do you cry weird? Are you weird crying?

856
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: I think so.

857
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 2: I think it's because I try not to be crying

858
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 2: too hard and right, and it always makes that coyote

859
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 2: yelp happen.

860
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: That's see That's the thing about crying is you kind

861
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: of just gotta let it pass through, Like because if

862
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: you hold on to not crying, that ship Denni's that's

863
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: when it sounds goofy. You gotta just take the two

864
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: three big sobs and then get through it.

865
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, take a deep breath, let it out and then

866
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 2: uh and then be past it.

867
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah when you're holding on. No, I'm telling

868
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: you because I probably I probably a once every three years,

869
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: four years something like that. Yeah, So it's like I

870
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: know how to go through it. And it's also like

871
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: you just gotta make sure nobody's around. Man, get in

872
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: the shower, turn the water on, you know what I mean.

873
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,879
Speaker 1: Blasts Yeah, blast that Mary J. Blige, not gonna cry

874
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: and just feel what you gotta feel. Damn.

875
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not there yet, but I'll work on it.

876
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 2: I'm a man in constant change, in constant growth, and

877
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: I will grow beyond where I am and maybe I'll

878
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 2: grow to learn and understand Shack to be the the

879
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 2: brilliant thinker that you see him as.

880
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. I'm just you would like you.

881
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: I think I don't think so I think like if

882
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: we hung out with the big fella, you don't think

883
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: you'd have a good time.

884
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 4: No.

885
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 2: I think he's probably a bully in real life.

886
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: Do you not like it because you would be so

887
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: much larger than you?

888
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 2: No, I genuinely think he takes a type of pride

889
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,399
Speaker 2: in being so much larger than people that like, he's

890
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 2: the type of dude that will like bump you intentionally

891
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 2: and like sort of shake you a little bit.

892
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: And I don't like that. I could see him like

893
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: picking you up.

894
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, not in a way that we're both having fun

895
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 2: type ship. It's like, no, I want you to feel like,

896
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: look I could pick you up.

897
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. Look you're you're a small weak man to me.

898
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: Look and it's like you head, let me see a

899
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: little peep. He pulled my pants down.

900
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,439
Speaker 2: He's like, look at it, look at it. That's nothing

901
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 2: compared to mine.

902
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: Look at that.

903
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 6: Ultimately we just unlocked with Your real fear is Yeah,

904
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 6: I don't want him to pick me up and expose

905
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 6: my little yeah, because when you say it does that

906
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 6: would be terrible.

907
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: Now that's the type of guy he is. I think,

908
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: look at it. Your wife, Your wife is there. This

909
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: is what you like?

910
00:51:59,640 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 4: Is it.

911
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: You vowed your life to this.

912
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like she's embarrassed.

913
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed and his voice is all low, so would

914
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: hurt even more. You'd be like Lester has a tiny penis.

915
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 2: You know, people got their phone thought, oh man, yeah.

916
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 1: Why would you do this? He took your ship out

917
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: of Dantanni's. Come on, man, it's a good restaurant. Why

918
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,280
Speaker 1: would you do that? It's our anniversary.

919
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 2: We invited you, hear me, my wife for our anniversary.

920
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: I mean that's fair. He does use his size in

921
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: a way, and who amongst us would not No, I

922
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 1: don't blame him.

923
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 2: I'm certainly not better than him. I just don't believe

924
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 2: that he would have good, good intentions for for me

925
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 2: and frankly you if we spent time with.

926
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,919
Speaker 1: Him, maybe I think I could. I think I could

927
00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 1: get in there.

928
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 2: And I think that that's that's maybe some of the sickness, right,

929
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 2: is that we all find ourselves sort of believing in

930
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,439
Speaker 2: our heroes in a way that that maybe isn't completely true.

931
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: But and now, if I'm if I'm being honest with myself,

932
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: maybe I just love him because he was the biggest

933
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: blackest thing, and as a big black thing. I was like,

934
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I've always been big

935
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: nigga heroes, Bro, I've always been like big dark guys

936
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: who are making that's they have a space in my heart.

937
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: You know, Bro, I get it.

938
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 2: There are a bunch of losers who are just light

939
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 2: skinned men that that I'm always going to root for

940
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,879
Speaker 2: in a way that everybody else you know won't.

941
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: And I you have your kings as well. I'm sure

942
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: I have my kings.

943
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 2: And I can't walk away from that, and I'm not

944
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 2: going to pretend otherwise no matter what anybody says about them,

945
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 2: because it's just you made me feel seen in a

946
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 2: way that I needed when when no one else could.

947
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: Right, Like, there's nothing Ben Wallace could do that would

948
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: make me turn my back on it.

949
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I respect that, you know, Yeah, I get it.

950
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 2: Same thing for for Austin Rivers.

951
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: For me, you know what fucked up in my heart

952
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: of hearts and this is not this is just my

953
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,439
Speaker 1: immediate feeling to that. When you said that, I was like, yeah,

954
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: we are better. In my brain. In my brain, I

955
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: was like, this is said Austin Rivers, I'm talking about

956
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 1: Ben Wallace. I was you Austin Rivers.

957
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,919
Speaker 2: But you know, he was the funniest name I could

958
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 2: think of at the time.

959
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: I mean, you know he's.

960
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 2: Anyways, to Corey, is that because we I think we

961
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 2: did it. I think I think we got really needed Corey.

962
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 2: To your question of whether or not tickling leads to stuttering,

963
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,800
Speaker 2: I think we would be I responsible to say anything

964
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,439
Speaker 2: other than that is not true. Your mother is wrong,

965
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 2: but she remains the funniest mom and she deserves the

966
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 2: Funniest Mom Award when that comes out. I don't know

967
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 2: when voting opens up, but she certainly has mine and

968
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 2: and David's vote.

969
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, definitely. I tell you tell your mom. We say, Hi,

970
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: tell your mom. We say what's up? Hey girl, what's up?

971
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: Teller Langston licks his lips.

972
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, tell her, We said, Gorey, go tell your mom.

973
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: When we say that, when your mom comes from and

974
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: be like, where's my hug miss Brandy, Miss Brandy? Where

975
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: my hug at? I do I do want to know him?

976
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 1: For the record, I'm not aware my hug at type

977
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: dude at all. This is I know, No, you're not.

978
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: I'm joking. Yeah, that doesn't even that doesn't even fit

979
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: with your whole.

980
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 2: Get down, and that'd be devastating to find out about

981
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,720
Speaker 2: a person you you know, to be like, oh shit,

982
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 2: that's who you are, because you.

983
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: Also seem like a guy who would get the hug

984
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: naturally anyways, because to be aware my hug at you.

985
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 2: Have to not yeah, you weren't gonna get a hug

986
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 2: you weren't.

987
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: Gonna get, which means you're already kind of maybe it's

988
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 1: a musty situation or just a general off putting in

989
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 1: that women don't want to embrace you. Yeah, exactly.

990
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 2: Can you tell the people where they can find you

991
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 2: on what cool shit you have going on?

992
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: A cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram? All the

993
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: stuff is there. I'm not touring too much right now,

994
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: but back in like June July, that's about to start

995
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: up again. So in the meantime, just watch Royal Crackers

996
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: come to the show, come to the live, come to

997
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 1: the live show for my birthday is gonna be great

998
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: at the Comedy Store May fifth lit. My MoMA told me,

999
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 1: we're trying to sell that bitch out so then we

1000
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: can in turn some more shows out eventually make them

1001
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 1: enough money to disappear and have us never have you,

1002
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,320
Speaker 1: never see us again because ultimately we do not know you.

1003
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 2: We don't know you, and we're going to retire in

1004
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 2: the coreer, Miss Brandy.

1005
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: We know you, we know funny funny, so funny bro.

1006
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 2: As always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman and

1007
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 2: if you want to send us your own drops, your

1008
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 2: own conspiracy theories. If you want to tell us exactly

1009
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 2: where we can find Corey's mom, send it all to

1010
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 2: my mamapod at gmail dot com. We would love to

1011
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 2: hear from you. You can buy the the merch. I

1012
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 2: believe the website changed, so I don't remember what it is,

1013
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 2: but look it up. You'll find it. It's not that deep.

1014
00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 2: And like subscribe, do whatever you're supposed to you on iTunes,

1015
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 2: do all that stuff so that we we get these

1016
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 2: numbers popping like they should. We we love all of

1017
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 2: our listeners and we're grateful for all you new listeners

1018
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 2: that keep coming in. And that's that's all the stuff

1019
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,439
Speaker 2: that we needed to say.

1020
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: Bye, bitch, my Quo chips and your.

1021
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 4: All quality bears are racist. The host layer host the

1022
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 4: money turkey stuff I can't tell me