Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis durand the Elvis Durand phones happened a lot of
Speaker 2: phone calls coming in from Michael Oppenheimer. Let's see how
Speaker 2: he does. The email reads. My grandmother absolutely hates telemarketers.
Speaker 2: She's been known to blow whistles into the phone.
Speaker 1: When they call.
Speaker 2: Oh no, my whole family hates telemarketers. My grandmother lives
Speaker 2: with my aunt and my mom and even my uncle.
Speaker 2: They all hang out together and wait for the phone
Speaker 2: to ring so they can yell at the telemarketers. This
Speaker 2: is a job for Michael Oppenheimer. Don't you think Michael
Speaker 2: let him have it. This comes to us from Karen
Speaker 2: and Kenilworth, New Jersey. All right, Karen, scary as Michael
Speaker 2: Oppenheimer is going to make the call. Listen as Karen's grandmother, aunt, mom,
Speaker 2: and even uncle Eddie all get involved with a phone call.
Speaker 1: From Michael Oppenheimer. Hello. Oh yes, good afternoon. This is
Speaker 1: mister Michael Openham. Hi, this is mister Michael.
Speaker 2: I can't hear you.
Speaker 1: This is miss Hello, good morning. This is mister monkey.
Speaker 1: You have to talk louder.
Speaker 2: I can't hear you.
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the New Jersey Walk
Speaker 1: Along for Literacy? How are you doing today? Miss? Hello? Greetings,
Speaker 1: this is mister I can't hear you, you can hear
Speaker 1: me just fine. Would you like to lend a helping
Speaker 1: hand for the illiteracy? Hello? Oh, yes, good afternoon. This
Speaker 1: is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the New Jersey Walk Along
Speaker 1: for Literacy. How are you doing today? I'd like to
Speaker 1: tell you a little bit about that you one or not?
Speaker 1: I mean, after I hang up three times you keep
Speaker 1: calling back? Just a word about our program here this
Speaker 1: afternoon a recording. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the
Speaker 1: New Jersey Walk Along for Literacy. How are you doing? Literacy?
Speaker 1: For literacy? Maybe there's someone in your family who cannot
Speaker 1: read or write. We're not interested. Maybe you'd like to
Speaker 1: put a donation in?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I wouldn't you know.
Speaker 1: In today's society, reading is fundamental. Hello greetings, This is
Speaker 1: mister Michael Oppenheimer again with the New Jersey Walk Along
Speaker 1: for Literacy. How are you doing, Michael Heimer? Yes, we'd
Speaker 1: like to tell you about what from what the New
Speaker 1: Jersey Walk Along for Literacy? Walk Along for Literacy? My
Speaker 1: call for you today is twofold. Want to let you
Speaker 1: know about an upcoming event we have going on on
Speaker 1: Sunday at the Middlelands. And the other is to ask
Speaker 1: for a small financial donation this time.
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Okay? Can I have your full name? Please? No, you'll
Speaker 1: find that when I get the cops to come over.
Speaker 2: Where are you located?
Speaker 1: Do you have anyone in your family who is illiterate?
Speaker 1: And excuse me try trying to read through my scripts?
Speaker 1: What's your phone number? Are you with me?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I am with you. Would you like to participate in
Speaker 1: hour event? Okay? I might be interested? Okay, okay? Can
Speaker 1: I hold you back when I'm interested? Can I have
Speaker 1: your credit card number? Please? Kind of police man, I
Speaker 1: help you. One out of every fifty seven children are
Speaker 1: stricken with a a literacy disorder. Are you aware of this?
Speaker 1: I have this tap?
Speaker 2: Okay, you need to get crazy. I don't appreciate calls
Speaker 2: like that. And then I'm trying to I'm having this
Speaker 2: wire tap.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have your job and I'm gonna suit you
Speaker 1: for harassment. Miss A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Good.
Speaker 2: I'm glad here, here's the cops.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm looking for missus Iron pastor. Please, They said
Speaker 1: she was interested in making a donation before they Walk
Speaker 1: Along for Literacy. Let me tell you something, pal for
Speaker 1: a monetary donation of thirty hours. Yes, I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: the cops right now and have your number. Tap jerk
Speaker 1: for thirty dollars donation. Hello, yeah, yes, good afternoon. This
Speaker 1: is miss to Michael Oppenheimer with the New Jersey Walk
Speaker 1: Along for Literacy. How are you doing today?
Speaker 2: Is you know?
Speaker 1: Hey? Mike? Yeah? Hi? How are you doing? Bombster Royce
Speaker 1: with the Kender Police?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: Very good? Let me ask you a questions. Where are
Speaker 1: you from? From the New Jersey Walking? Yeah? I know
Speaker 1: you told me that ten times.
Speaker 2: This has gotta be a freaking joke.
Speaker 1: You think I would think so. Karen is playing a
Speaker 1: joke on all of you. Oh you've been phone tapped?
Speaker 1: Who's this? This is scary Jones. I am going to
Speaker 1: kill it. That's pretty damn phony. Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
Speaker 1: all participates.
Speaker 2: The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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