WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 16

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis durand the Elvis Durand phones happened a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>phone calls coming in from Michael Oppenheimer. Let's see how

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<v Speaker 2>he does. The email reads. My grandmother absolutely hates telemarketers.

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<v Speaker 2>She's been known to blow whistles into the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>When they call.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, my whole family hates telemarketers. My grandmother lives

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<v Speaker 2>with my aunt and my mom and even my uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>They all hang out together and wait for the phone

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<v Speaker 2>to ring so they can yell at the telemarketers. This

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<v Speaker 2>is a job for Michael Oppenheimer. Don't you think Michael

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<v Speaker 2>let him have it. This comes to us from Karen

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<v Speaker 2>and Kenilworth, New Jersey. All right, Karen, scary as Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Oppenheimer is going to make the call. Listen as Karen's grandmother, aunt, mom,

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<v Speaker 2>and even uncle Eddie all get involved with a phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>From Michael Oppenheimer. Hello. Oh yes, good afternoon. This is

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<v Speaker 1>mister Michael Openham. Hi, this is mister Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is miss Hello, good morning. This is mister monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to talk louder.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the New Jersey Walk

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<v Speaker 1>Along for Literacy? How are you doing today? Miss? Hello? Greetings,

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<v Speaker 1>this is mister I can't hear you, you can hear

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<v Speaker 1>me just fine. Would you like to lend a helping

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<v Speaker 1>hand for the illiteracy? Hello? Oh, yes, good afternoon. This

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<v Speaker 1>is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the New Jersey Walk Along

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<v Speaker 1>for Literacy. How are you doing today? I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you a little bit about that you one or not?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, after I hang up three times you keep

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<v Speaker 1>calling back? Just a word about our program here this

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<v Speaker 1>afternoon a recording. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey Walk Along for Literacy. How are you doing? Literacy?

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<v Speaker 1>For literacy? Maybe there's someone in your family who cannot

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<v Speaker 1>read or write. We're not interested. Maybe you'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>put a donation in?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe I wouldn't you know.

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<v Speaker 1>In today's society, reading is fundamental. Hello greetings, This is

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<v Speaker 1>mister Michael Oppenheimer again with the New Jersey Walk Along

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<v Speaker 1>for Literacy. How are you doing, Michael Heimer? Yes, we'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to tell you about what from what the New

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey Walk Along for Literacy? Walk Along for Literacy? My

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<v Speaker 1>call for you today is twofold. Want to let you

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<v Speaker 1>know about an upcoming event we have going on on

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday at the Middlelands. And the other is to ask

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<v Speaker 1>for a small financial donation this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Can I have your full name? Please? No, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>find that when I get the cops to come over.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you located?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have anyone in your family who is illiterate?

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<v Speaker 1>And excuse me try trying to read through my scripts?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your phone number? Are you with me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I am with you. Would you like to participate in

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<v Speaker 1>hour event? Okay? I might be interested? Okay, okay? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I hold you back when I'm interested? Can I have

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<v Speaker 1>your credit card number? Please? Kind of police man, I

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<v Speaker 1>help you. One out of every fifty seven children are

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<v Speaker 1>stricken with a a literacy disorder. Are you aware of this?

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<v Speaker 1>I have this tap?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you need to get crazy. I don't appreciate calls

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<v Speaker 2>like that. And then I'm trying to I'm having this

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<v Speaker 2>wire tap.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have your job and I'm gonna suit you

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<v Speaker 1>for harassment. Miss A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad here, here's the cops.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm looking for missus Iron pastor. Please, They said

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<v Speaker 1>she was interested in making a donation before they Walk

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<v Speaker 1>Along for Literacy. Let me tell you something, pal for

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<v Speaker 1>a monetary donation of thirty hours. Yes, I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>the cops right now and have your number. Tap jerk

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty dollars donation. Hello, yeah, yes, good afternoon. This

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<v Speaker 1>is miss to Michael Oppenheimer with the New Jersey Walk

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<v Speaker 1>Along for Literacy. How are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 2>Is you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? Mike? Yeah? Hi? How are you doing? Bombster Royce

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<v Speaker 1>with the Kender Police?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Very good? Let me ask you a questions. Where are

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<v Speaker 1>you from? From the New Jersey Walking? Yeah? I know

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<v Speaker 1>you told me that ten times.

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<v Speaker 2>This has gotta be a freaking joke.

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<v Speaker 1>You think I would think so. Karen is playing a

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<v Speaker 1>joke on all of you. Oh you've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this? This is scary Jones. I am going to

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<v Speaker 1>kill it. That's pretty damn phony. Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all participates.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show