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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five.

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Speaker 2: Hour energy bottles did you count in the trash?

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Speaker 3: Can?

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Speaker 2: I think it was eleven?

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Speaker 4: Oh, guys, fifty energy?

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Speaker 3: My god.

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Speaker 1: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't exclude it's his fuel for.

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Speaker 2: His parody song.

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Speaker 1: Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.

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Speaker 2: There it goes. Let's start it now.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 4: I know you guys don't like it, but I really

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Speaker 4: appreciate it when listeners text in and complain about our show.

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Speaker 4: It's guys, because it's another set of ears for us.

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Speaker 4: It offers us some insights, some perspective, and a chance

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Speaker 4: to look at ourselves and ask questions like why did

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Speaker 4: I say that dumb thing? Why am I not wearing

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Speaker 4: pants today?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 2: How do the listeners know that?

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Speaker 6: A question you asked yourself?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I text them photos when they respond, but it

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Speaker 4: reminds you if you spend too much time staring at

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Speaker 4: our text board. Sometimes we're late, No nowhere did not

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Speaker 4: that kid?

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Speaker 6: Did you know what that means?

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Speaker 4: We have no time to do something? But WCII which clip?

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Speaker 5: Is it? A lot of.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, some complain that they hated it.

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Speaker 4: I have some good feedback. We have two viral soundbites

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Speaker 4: from the internet. You only have time to hear one

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Speaker 4: of them, so let's get right to it. Your first

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Speaker 4: option is a twenty second clip of a four year

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Speaker 4: old British girl who was so excited to visit New

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Speaker 4: York City for the first time, but when she finally arrives,

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Speaker 4: she is extremely disappointed. Or option to a twenty five

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Speaker 4: second clip of an outspoken donkey going buck wild on

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Speaker 4: the farm after one of her online fans sent a

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Speaker 4: special gift in the mail. So quickly, let's decide unimpressed

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Speaker 4: child or donkey's gone wild.

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Speaker 2: Alexis unimpressed child. Oh yeah, I know what donkeys sound like.

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Speaker 2: Give me that unimpressed child.

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Speaker 4: The little British girl has it. Let's hear the sound

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Speaker 4: of a four year old excited to visit New York

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Speaker 4: for the first time and then being extremely disappointed.

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Speaker 2: I don't like hearing you, y'all. There's a lot of rubbies.

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Speaker 4: I'm shiney pretty, look.

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Speaker 5: At all the stuff will look a low shoving people.

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Speaker 7: Hey, I don't like you.

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Speaker 2: Can I get a mush it's think y'all.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I'm garbage during summer just smell wrong?

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Speaker 2: None of it is wrong.

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Speaker 4: How dare she criticize America? Send her back to where

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Speaker 4: she came from? That was Which clip?

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Speaker 9: Is it?

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Speaker 5: I did?

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Speaker 4: Back to Britain. I'm your host, Jeffery's secret finger to bo.

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Speaker 4: Let's get into your shot collar question of the day

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Speaker 4: with our own secret appendage. Boy, mister digital Jake, give

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Speaker 4: us a question. I'll to port you, Jacob.

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Speaker 6: I don't like Jack.

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Speaker 3: Every TikTok dance you like every tender match you swipe,

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Speaker 3: every FaceTime call from your traveling salesman side piece.

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Speaker 6: Bruh.

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Speaker 3: None of it would have been possible without Alexander Graham Bell.

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Speaker 2: Taking it back to the OG.

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Speaker 3: He invented the world's first working telephone back in eighteen

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Speaker 3: seventy six.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Without him, we couldn't spend eight to ten hours a

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Speaker 3: day hunched over, staring at a tiny screen writing mean

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Speaker 3: things to each other in the comment section of your

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Speaker 4: Take that mom.

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Speaker 3: On this day. In nineteen twenty two, mister Bell passed away.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, what a sad day.

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Speaker 3: But to honor him and his incredible invention that changed

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Speaker 3: the world today, we're doing a special pre phone or

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Speaker 3: post phone edition.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: I have a list of famous inventions or products, and

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you one. You just have to say whether

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Speaker 3: it came out before or after the creation of the telephone. Okay,

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Speaker 3: for example, brook Fox before or after the telephone. If

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Speaker 3: you answered before, shockingly, you'd be wrong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I know, Morse code.

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Speaker 3: We'll start with the woman who's constantly putting her phone

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Speaker 3: in airplane mode and wondering why it doesn't fly. That's Alexis. Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Your invention is the radio invented before or after the telephone?

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Speaker 10: Radio is as old as it gets, don't I just

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Speaker 2: I think pre phone.

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Speaker 5: Jake.

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Speaker 3: Alexi says the radio is invented before the phone. It

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Speaker 3: was invented after eighteen ninety five. Wow, shout out Marconi.

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Speaker 2: Over to Brook Now, okay, your.

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Speaker 3: Product is coca cola? Was that invented before or after

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Speaker 2: I want to say Coca cola came after the telephone?

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Speaker 3: Brooks said, Coca cola came after the telephone. That is

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Speaker 3: correct by ten years. Was coca cola?

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Speaker 4: Brook's still in it?

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Speaker 3: What's over to Jose similar to Coca cola. The refrigerator.

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Speaker 3: Did that come out before or after the telephone?

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Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm gonna say that this was before.

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Speaker 3: Jose said the fridge came out before the telephone. That

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Speaker 3: is that's correct, foerator.

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Speaker 4: The fridge came before Coca cola, because then you have

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Speaker 3: We're over to Jeffrey. Your product is blue jeans? Is

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Speaker 3: that invented before or after the telephone?

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Speaker 6: Cowboys? Blue jeans is the beginning of time.

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Speaker 2: Look at those Levi tags. What do they say? What's it?

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Speaker 4: I can't read them because they come out so distressed.

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Speaker 4: Now that that's the cool thing, you can't do anything

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Speaker 6: Yeah we got we put the mud on for you.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it says like Levi's eighteen eighty three

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Speaker 4: Well, it's like when you think of the eighteen hundreds

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Speaker 4: and how people dressed. It was all about looking formal.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but jeans came out for a working man

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Speaker 1: like that was the point of them. It wasn't to

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Speaker 6: It wasn't like live in the city.

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Speaker 4: I don't think stuff was marketed to the working man

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Speaker 4: until later.

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Speaker 2: They were Okay, I agree, Jeff, those.

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Speaker 3: Pores don't deserve anything.

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Speaker 4: That's right, Only rich people can afford to buy things.

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Speaker 4: So I'm gonna say after the telephone.

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Speaker 3: Jeff said, blue jeans were invented after the telephone.

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Speaker 4: That is.

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Speaker 3: In Cross just three years before, in eighteen seventy three. Wow,

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Speaker 3: we're over to Jose and brook for this final round.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 6: Look.

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Speaker 3: Your invention is the cash register? Was that invented before

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Speaker 3: or after the telephone?

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Speaker 1: My mom has an old antique cash register in her

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Speaker 2: Yeaes she does, yeah to es woman because she collects.

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Speaker 1: Also, yeah, it looks like an antique mall in my parents' house,

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Speaker 1: But it doesn't look like it's before.

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Speaker 2: The eighteen hundred. So I'm gonna say is after.

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Speaker 3: Jake Brooks said cash register invented after the telephone? That

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Speaker 3: is indrect eighteen seventy nine. All right, Jose, we're over

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Speaker 3: to you. If you get this wrong, Brook wins plenty

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Speaker 3: of twenty.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm supposed to win this.

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Speaker 3: Your product is Gillette Razors in before or after the telephone?

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Speaker 6: Gillette has been around for a minute.

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Speaker 4: Again, I think of like old barber shops and them

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Speaker 4: using knives to like shape.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think there was like a little g

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Speaker 6: on that one race. Was I say before the telephone?

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Speaker 3: Jose said Gellette Razors came out before the telephone.

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Speaker 11: That is.

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Speaker 3: Incorrect. Four years after an eighteen eighty that brook just

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Speaker 3: won the pre phone postpone edition.

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Speaker 4: Well, no surprise. Brooke knows her decades the best of anybody,

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Speaker 4: so she gets to choose. You get shocked while sing

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Speaker 4: call me maybe by Carly Ray Jebson.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna shock jeff for all those old people jokes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's right.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I just met you and this is great. Here's

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Speaker 4: my number, so call me maybe his number.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, the phone tap is coming up.

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Speaker 5: Nuts Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I have never been more proud in my entire life. Hey, okay,

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Speaker 4: it's Brook and Jeffery in the Morning because yesterday we

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Speaker 4: finished the most anticipated dare of our entire You wouldn't

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Speaker 4: Dare Summer Games Challenge Brooks Rose Shamburger Biathlon.

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Speaker 1: My brain is still scrambled with rock paper scissors.

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Speaker 2: I'm like over like I had been planning. Oh, it's a.

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Speaker 4: Lot at your book's been scrambled long before this game.

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Speaker 4: Let's be honest, Brook. You can find the video at

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok, Facebook, insta YouTube. Eight burgers,

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Speaker 4: eight games of Rock, Paper Scissors, and if she lost,

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Speaker 4: she had to eat a Jack in the Box burger,

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Speaker 4: which for most would be a great reward, but not

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Speaker 4: for Brooks because last year she did a drive through

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Speaker 4: tokathalon at Jack in the Box and now she can't

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Speaker 4: even look at a Jack in the Box anymore without

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Speaker 4: feeling nauseous.

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Speaker 1: I watched a commercial during the Olympics that made me

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Speaker 1: gag because just on the television they showed a taco

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Speaker 1: from Jack in the Box and I used to love them.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey Brook pushed through and how did she do that?

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Speaker 4: You're gonna have to find out online, but I will

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Speaker 4: tell you this. Back to my original comments about being

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Speaker 4: proud our young fresh faced albino seven Finger technical director

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Speaker 4: Ashton volunteer to step in for Brook and eat the

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Speaker 4: first three burgers covered in ghost pepper hot sauce if she.

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Speaker 2: Lost to win, should I really did?

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Speaker 4: You couldn't win them all? And wow, Ashton took one

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Speaker 4: down like a champ. Dad, I haven't seen spicy meat

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Speaker 4: guzzled like that since the twenty twelve Highway Restop Olympics,

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Speaker 4: which yes was captured on camera, but you can only

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Speaker 4: buy it on VHS. Hit me up on my Space

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Speaker 4: if you want to snag a copy of that. But Ashton,

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Speaker 4: I am proud of you. Make sure you follow us

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Speaker 4: at Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok, Insta everywhere to get

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Speaker 4: this hot summer content that no other radio show is

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Speaker 4: giving you. They're all on vacation, taking breaks, spending quality

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Speaker 4: times with their families.

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Speaker 5: What are we doing?

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Speaker 4: We're playing rock paper scissors for burgers.

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Speaker 2: What is easy to do it?

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Speaker 6: Who's the dumb ones?

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Speaker 11: Now?

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Speaker 4: Laser Stories right after that.

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Speaker 5: Why are we doing this?

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's getting into the exercise game

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Speaker 4: with a new invention, the self driving treadmill, a moving

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Speaker 4: treadmill that takes you on a scenic tour around your

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Speaker 4: neighborhood as you jog, but it has no breaks and

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Speaker 4: can't stop till it runs out of batteries.

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Speaker 1: Ah, it's like one of those people movers that.

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Speaker 4: They It's like jogging, but more dangerous.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 4: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 4: stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 4: we've got a laser. Those other joghogs just don't. This

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Speaker 4: Now I see it contained crack cocaine, powdered cocaine, crystal math,

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Speaker 4: His next laser story is out of Michigan. What's in

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Speaker 4: The boat itself is outfitted with fifteen cabins and twelve

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Speaker 4: Yes, you should tip the people that work on the

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Speaker 6: I think Jeff gets a commission.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a little family secret that you've decided to share

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Speaker 2: A medal.

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Speaker 4: one of the dumbest things someone's ever done in the

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Speaker 4: name of love. But it's not the worst. Because a

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Speaker 1: her feel.

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Speaker 4: Better because number six on the list. Once, I was

454
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Speaker 4: in a long distance on and off thing and I

455
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 4: coated my body in green paint and did a full

456
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Speaker 4: body print on a giant piece of white craft paper,

457
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 4: rolled that up and sent it to him in the

458
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Speaker 4: mail in a tube.

459
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 6: Print of your body.

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Speaker 2: Why is he gonna do that?

461
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: Just take a picture, I mean, hold your art, but

462
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Speaker 1: like you wanted to hang that up.

463
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 2: In your kitchen.

464
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 4: It's like when guys show photos of like, oh my god,

465
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Speaker 4: look at this girl. Text, dude, look at this green print.

466
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Speaker 6: That what colleges.

467
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Speaker 2: Looks do that make smash in the middle.

468
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Speaker 4: Number five says I was really into this one girl

469
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 4: at college. She was a skater chick and loved the

470
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 4: jackass videos. So to impress her, my buddy and I

471
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Speaker 4: stole two wheelchairs from a hospital and race them down

472
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 4: hill into oncoming traffic. I broke both of my ankles,

473
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 4: still got turned down for a date.

474
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Speaker 6: Steve.

475
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Speaker 8: Yeah, he didn't get arrested for the theft of wheelchairs

476
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Speaker 8: from a hospital.

477
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Speaker 4: Famous in the hospital at least yeah.

478
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Speaker 9: Because they just went right back to the hospital to

479
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Speaker 9: return the wheel Yeah.

480
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Speaker 4: In number four, in high school, I found a rusted

481
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,199
Speaker 4: old grocery carts somewhere and we left that on my

482
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 4: crushes doorstep with a note that said, I'm a basket

483
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Speaker 4: case for you.

484
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Speaker 2: Oh, why does it feel like a threat? Like somebody's

485
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Speaker 2: watching you?

486
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 4: You're not going to get a prom date of a

487
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 4: straining order. Maybe Yeah, We're looking at the survey where

488
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Speaker 4: people shared the dumbest things that they ever did in

489
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Speaker 4: the name of true love. Number three says my crush

490
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 4: said that if I licked hot sauce off the floor,

491
00:24:55,800 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 4: he would give me a kiss. Wait after after the kiss,

492
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Speaker 4: I did it. No kiss, that is so me. That

493
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 4: was not on you.

494
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 9: It's on you unless you're like an adult.

495
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Speaker 4: You're a forty year old man. Off before maybe a way.

496
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Speaker 4: Number two says I went to this beers and Bible

497
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 4: study thing with my crushes dad every week for a year.

498
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm an atheist.

499
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 6: God.

500
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Speaker 4: Before or after the Bible study?

501
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 6: That's a good question.

502
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 2: Guess it's probably during.

503
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, never never got anywhere with her.

504
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 2: Oh after an entire year with the dad?

505
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, who wants to go out with their dad's

506
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Speaker 4: Bible study friend.

507
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Speaker 6: You're a different person now.

508
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Speaker 4: And the number one stupid thing someone did in the

509
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Speaker 4: name of love. This one's a little bit longer. It

510
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Speaker 4: says when I was sixteen, I was riding in the

511
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Speaker 4: back of a friend's truck and a girl I was

512
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Speaker 4: hoping to impress was with us. We're going about forty

513
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Speaker 4: miles an hour on an asphalt road. My ball cap

514
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 4: flew off. She said you better jump out and get

515
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Speaker 4: it jokingly, so I dove out the back of the

516
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Speaker 4: truck and rolled down the pavement several times, got up,

517
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Speaker 4: grabbed my hat, and played it off like no big deal.

518
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 4: Next day I woke up in excruciating pain and went

519
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Speaker 4: to the hospital. I'd broken my collarbone, two ribs, and

520
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Speaker 4: the radius bone in my forearm. Oh my god, she

521
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 4: did not date me, just thought I was an idiot

522
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Speaker 4: for the rest of high school.

523
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Speaker 6: I mean, imagine that visual you're in a moving car.

524
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Speaker 1: Okay, sounds like you didn't even give anyone chance to

525
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Speaker 1: say don't Yeah.

526
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Speaker 4: The text in seven eight five nine two if you

527
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Speaker 4: have a crazy story about something dumb you did in

528
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Speaker 4: the name of true love. Hey, we're gonna do.

529
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Speaker 5: A phone tap freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

530
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Speaker 4: Today, a guy wanted to set up his coworker because

531
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Speaker 4: she does the front desk at an escape room. Normally

532
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 4: people will book those for birthday parties or work events,

533
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 4: all sorts of fun things. Yeah, this time is going

534
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 4: to be a little different because there's a motive behind

535
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 4: this particular reservation, and I would not call it fun.

536
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 4: Oh you're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.

537
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 4: Thank you for calling to escapes for reservation policies like cancelations,

538
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 4: time or date changes or adding or subtracting players.

539
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Speaker 7: Press one, Hi, this sin, how many help you?

540
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Speaker 4: Or good morning?

541
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Speaker 7: How's it going Hi, Hi, I'm fine, are you?

542
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm doing good.

543
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 2: Hey.

544
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Speaker 9: Is this one of those rooms where like it's hard

545
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 9: to get out of, like they lock you in and

546
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 9: like it's super difficult or whatever.

547
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's called an escape room. Would you like to

548
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 7: make a reservation?

549
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 9: No, Like I'm just looking into like how to get out?

550
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Are you in an escape room right now?

551
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 4: No? No, no, not yet.

552
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 9: But I mean like I'm just wondering, like for like

553
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 9: future reference or whatever, like.

554
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 7: Well, there are hiding clothes in sights, so it kind

555
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 7: of tells you what to do and you solve the

556
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 7: puzzles and everything to be able to get out.

557
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 6: But totally.

558
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 9: But like, let's say I have like a bunk mate,

559
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 9: you know, and like he's in there with me, and

560
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 9: it's like how do I get out but keep him

561
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 9: in but also like make sure he doesn't snitch on me?

562
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.

563
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 7: No, not exactly.

564
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 9: Okay, let me give you like a hypothetical situation. Okay,

565
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Speaker 9: Let's say I was convicted of a crime which I

566
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 9: did not do, by the way, like you can ask Manny,

567
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 9: ask Tony, like ask everybody that was there, Like I

568
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 9: totally did not do it. Okay, okay, but anyway, the

569
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 9: authorities they don't care, man, They just like want somebody

570
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 9: to pay, and that's me, you know.

571
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 7: Take dak Oh okay, how does this have anything to

572
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 7: do with the escape room?

573
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 9: Well, like tomorrow, I'm gonna get put in there. You know,

574
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 9: they're gonna lock me up. And I didn't know the

575
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 9: secrets and the hints and the clues or whatever. You

576
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 9: were just talking about, like how do I get out?

577
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 7: Oh? Are you talking about like an actual jail.

578
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 9: Well, I mean they call it maximum security, state correction

579
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 9: or facility or whatever, but you can call it jail.

580
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 9: I don't care what you call it. Man, I just

581
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 9: need your help.

582
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I don't think I'm gonna be able

583
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 7: to help you with that.

584
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 9: No, I just have to prepare, you know, so like

585
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 9: I can just book an appointment then for like today,

586
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 9: let's say, and then you can show me all the

587
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 9: ways to escape.

588
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 7: That's not what we do here.

589
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,239
Speaker 9: My cousin taught me how to pass a balloon from

590
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 9: mouth to mouth, you know, but you don't know me

591
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 9: well enough.

592
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 4: So I could like take you on a quick.

593
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 9: Day first for like ten minutes, maybe donals or something

594
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 9: make you more comfortable, Thank you, and then we do

595
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 9: the balloon practice. You know what I'm saying.

596
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 7: Oh God, look I can't help you clearly, all right.

597
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 6: Look, I just went through your website.

598
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 9: It says that there's puzzles, so like, can you teach

599
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 9: me the puzzle on how to make a shank from

600
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 9: parts of a toilet?

601
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 3: If that's something you do there?

602
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 6: Right?

603
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 7: No that I don't even know what to say to that.

604
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,239
Speaker 6: This is crazy, man. No wonder you have a low

605
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 6: rating on trip Advisor. You guys didn't teach me.

606
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 7: Nothing I need to go, So good luck with whatever

607
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 7: you're trying to do.

608
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 9: And you know what I'm gonna do, lady, I'm gonna

609
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 9: help you out, Okay, Like when I break out, I'm

610
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 9: gonna come visit you first, and I'm gonna show you

611
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 9: some tricks that I learned on my own, you know,

612
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 9: implement that into your escape room.

613
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 7: Do not call this phone number again. I will call

614
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Speaker 7: the authority.

615
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 6: No need to do that.

616
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 9: I'm already in lots of contact with them.

617
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Speaker 4: They know me pretty well.

618
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Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.

619
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Speaker 7: I haven't known what you were saying this whole phone call.

620
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Speaker 9: Okay, I'm sorry, my name is Actually I'm on the

621
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Speaker 9: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

622
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Speaker 6: This is a phone tap?

623
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Speaker 3: What it's a preg.

624
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 6: None of this was real?

625
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 7: Are you kidding me?

626
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 6: Your coworker, Jason, he said, you up.

627
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 9: He said, it's been like super boring around work the

628
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 9: last couple of weeks. He wanted to like make some

629
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 9: things exciting for you, like having a convicted cally.

630
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 6: I told you it wasn't me. Okay, it was there.

631
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 9: It was Tony and Manny and my cousin Luis.

632
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 6: But that doesn't mean I was also there.

633
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 3: Okay.

634
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 9: I was just driving the car and counting the cash.

635
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,719
Speaker 6: I'm innocent, believe me. I can't come very well though,

636
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 6: so that's a good thing.

637
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 5: Oh god.

638
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Speaker 1: The wake up every morning was fone taps weekday mornings

639
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Speaker 1: on the twenties Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

640
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Speaker 4: You've probably heard the saying, never order Spaghettian meatballs on

641
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 4: the first date unless you're one hundred percent sure you're

642
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 4: gonna lady in the trumpet.

643
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Speaker 2: Is a good exception.

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Speaker 4: I've actually tried that with the chicken nugget once. Really,

645
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 4: it did not work out as sexy as I thought

646
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Speaker 4: it would.

647
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 7: In my day.

648
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 4: But anyway, look out because there's a brand new food

649
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 4: item you should absolutely avoid ordering on any first date

650
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 4: or you're probably gonna instantly turn them off. Fortunately, one

651
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 4: of our listeners did it, and you're gonna hear what

652
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 4: that was in your second date update right after this

653
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Speaker 4: second date update date. There's a new trend that's happening

654
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Speaker 4: right now where people online are posting dating rapped videos.

655
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: Like you're Spotify rapped, but like, wait, how many matches

656
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: and stuff you got?

657
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

658
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 4: Like an end of the year recap of their dating

659
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Speaker 4: life from the past three hundred and sixty five days.

660
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Speaker 2: I feel like that could go really wrong. It's like

661
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Speaker 2: who you swipe on, what you don't like, who you know?

662
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's like a person, yeah, or like

663
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Speaker 4: the total amount of dates that you tried for the

664
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Speaker 4: past year and you're patting yourself on the.

665
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Speaker 1: Back again day Okay, it's not about the failure.

666
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Speaker 4: And today's caller, Kelly mentioned in her email she's dated

667
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Speaker 4: around a lot over the past year, so our producer

668
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Speaker 4: asked if she could give us a dating rap for herself.

669
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Speaker 4: All right, so we're gonna hear that in a second

670
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Speaker 4: first Kelly, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 12: Hi, thank you, thanks for.

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Speaker 4: Having me, Thanks for being on with us. We want

673
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Speaker 4: to hear about what's your dating rap briefly for us

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Speaker 4: if you can.

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Speaker 2: Every time you say rap, I wanted to break down.

676
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't need.

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Speaker 2: That's what I wanted. I can give you a beat

678
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 2: if it would make the wraps way more for just.

679
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 4: A quick breakdown. What was your dating life like last year?

680
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's funny.

681
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 12: I wish I could wrap my raps. But it was

682
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 12: sixteen first dates total, okay, mostly mostly Americans. I had

683
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 12: two Australians, one Irish guy, one guy who I don't

684
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 12: know what his action was, but I think he may

685
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 12: have been homeless also or.

686
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 6: Just that your version homeless just pick of accents for me.

687
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 2: Wow, that judgment.

688
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 4: So that's good. It sounds like you're keeping your options open.

689
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 4: Was there anything more? What did you think about the

690
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 4: sixteen guys that you were with that? Okay, you know

691
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 4: what I meant. Sixteen guys you met separately during the year.

692
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 4: How did they go?

693
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 7: Yeah?

694
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 12: You know, like out of the sixteen, six made it

695
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 12: to a second date. Out of those six, only three

696
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 12: made it to a third date or more. Right, okay, yeah,

697
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 12: Now all the guys two flat out rejected me right

698
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 12: after the date. Eight were like mutual ghostings. Three I

699
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 12: rejected and told them it just wasn't going to work.

700
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 12: And one blocked to me like immediately.

701
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,439
Speaker 7: After the date.

702
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 12: But I was he was a little suss. I think

703
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 12: he might have been married.

704
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 2: Oho, oh god, yeah, nothing you did wrong there? How

705
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:55,839
Speaker 2: did they go out with them?

706
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 4: I suppose alexis looking back at her sixteen first dates?

707
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 4: How would you great her overall experience?

708
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 2: It's not like a good but one sixteen for being blocked, like,

709
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:09,919
Speaker 2: that's not bad? What sixteen? And it wasn't for something

710
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: she did exactly.

711
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 6: That's a good aspect.

712
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 12: And out of the sixteen, I only had to pay

713
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 12: half on like one of them. And I'm really old

714
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 12: fashion and I prefer the guy to pay. That's just

715
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 12: how my mom and dad taught me.

716
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 2: Old fashion your cheap. Let's be honest.

717
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 12: I mean, I know, yeah, just how it was. And

718
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 12: I cried over two guys last year and ended up

719
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 12: with zero.

720
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 4: And I do make a lot of women cry when

721
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 4: they listen to the show. Oh yeah, we do, so

722
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 4: tell me. None of the sixteen guys worked out. But

723
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 4: now apparently you say there's a new guy and that's

724
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 4: why you reached out to us.

725
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 12: Yeah, there's a new guy.

726
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 7: I was hopeful.

727
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 12: I don't know yet. His name is Steve. It was

728
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 12: like an online match and it was just a casual date.

729
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,720
Speaker 12: It was really like less than hour.

730
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,439
Speaker 5: Like minutes.

731
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 2: Oh so you went out with them already.

732
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

733
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 12: We just got Cuban sandwiches from this little sandwich shop

734
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 12: and just went to the park and you just ate

735
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 12: and talked and we were by this playground with kids

736
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 12: running around and.

737
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 2: What significant in some way the playground that's my kid.

738
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 4: There's a lot of information coming at us. I mean

739
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 4: there's sandwiches, there's a park, there's a playground, there's children.

740
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 4: Does that sound like a good date? First? Like overall, alexis,

741
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 4: no kids around the sandwiches. Sandwiches okay, sandwich is okay.

742
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 2: The playground was empty. I play on it.

743
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 4: But it's a kidd Okay.

744
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 12: That would be a fun date.

745
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 7: That would be No.

746
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 12: It was really just kind of a lunch date really

747
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 12: because like the sandwiches are really messy. And at one

748
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 12: point he was like you got something on your face,

749
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 12: and I was like, oh, where and he was like,

750
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 12: you pointed to like my entire lower half, and he

751
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 12: was like everywhere under your nose, and.

752
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 2: That he's paying attention. You know, he's looking at you.

753
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 2: You have like a I'm not even joking.

754
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: When I met my husband, I didn't realize I carried

755
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: so much food on my face until I met that man.

756
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,959
Speaker 2: And I was like, he always has something to point

757
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 2: out that no one else before him ever said anything.

758
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 4: Amazing how the women on this show can spin anything

759
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 4: into a positive.

760
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: For another You heard the odds, Jeff, I don't think

761
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 2: that's bad. I mean, how'd you guys end it?

762
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 5: After we ate?

763
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 12: We were just kind of like, oh, if we had

764
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 12: a frisbee, we throw it. But we just kind of

765
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 12: kind of like picked up a stick and was kind of.

766
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 7: Playing with it and go get it. Get I mean

767
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 7: I got no.

768
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 12: But it got a little awkward.

769
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: You know.

770
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 12: I was really hoping he'd say, like, you know what,

771
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 12: let's grab a drink and proceed to like a nighttime thing.

772
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 7: And he's so cute.

773
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 12: I'm sure he gets a lot of attention from women

774
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 12: on on the app.

775
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 2: So well, he doesn't sound very good at a date.

776
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 2: I mean he did even bring a frisbee. He didn't

777
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 2: even get the sandwich place. He went to a park.

778
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 4: Why is the man in trouble for paying for the

779
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 4: saying which she's the one that ate it on the date.

780
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that I don't think he's getting hit

781
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: on as much as she thinks because he is not

782
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: as experienced as he should.

783
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 2: Be, which good gride.

784
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's the man's fault somehow, but let's prove

785
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 4: it when we come back. We're gonna call Steve for

786
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 4: you and try and get you your second date update

787
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 4: right after that.

788
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 6: Your name is Steve.

789
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 4: Hold on second date update. I feel like in the

790
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 4: first part we definitely miss something we miss and by

791
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 4: we I mean Brook.

792
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 2: Okay, I know that we were going there.

793
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 4: Brooke was out that even though the guy is the

794
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 4: one not calling Kelly back, yes, and Kelly said herself,

795
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 4: he's very good looking and must get a lot of

796
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 4: attention on the dating apps, and Kelly's the one that

797
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 4: had sandwich pieces all over her face. Brook hurt all

798
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 4: of that and says, Nope, the guy is a bad

799
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 4: date planner.

800
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 3: I bet no women want.

801
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 4: To go out with you.

802
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 2: No, No, I didn't say no. Women.

803
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: I just said, I don't think that he's as wanted

804
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: as she thinks. I'm trying to hype her up. Okay,

805
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: she has something to offer on this table, and he

806
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: is going to Maybe maybe he was too intimidated by

807
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: how awesome she is.

808
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 2: You know, the sandwich all over her face. Listen, I've

809
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 2: gotten food on my face. It shouldn't stop anything.

810
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 4: Okay, but no, actually, yeah, yeah, eat politely once you

811
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 4: try that. But look, the whole thing is Kelly really

812
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 4: liked the guy that she met up with, Steve. They

813
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 4: did a casual date in the park with Cuban sandwiches.

814
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 4: They tossed a stick back and forth. It was a

815
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 4: great time.

816
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 2: The stick was a little straight, yeah, I mean they.

817
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 4: Weren't sure what else to do. It was short though.

818
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

819
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 4: And so now afterwards she's hoping to get one more

820
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 4: shot with him because he's been kind of ghosty.

821
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 7: Yeah.

822
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you heard from him at all, Kelly?

823
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 12: I haven't. And now I'm nervous because I was really slobby.

824
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 12: Maybe I grossed him out. I don't know.

825
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 2: No, No, the passion that you had going into that sandwich.

826
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 5: Is what it is.

827
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 6: Understanding.

828
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 4: If you could do that to a sandwich, just to.

829
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: Imagine what else you could that is, Jeffrey, we are

830
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: here to hype up of love a sandwich.

831
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's disgusting, all right, hold on, that's not what

832
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 4: he says. But here we go with Doll's number. We'll

833
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 4: see what he has to say.

834
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 5: Let's do it.

835
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 12: Uh.

836
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 4: Hey, we're looking for Steve speaking and Hey Steve, I

837
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 4: said we because you're on the radio right now with

838
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey Steve, how you doing?

839
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 5: Man?

840
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 11: Uh, you're from the radio.

841
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 2: And podcasts podcast to Yeah, yeah, we got a good podcast.

842
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: We are multifaceted here.

843
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're in the future with our entertainment. We're focused

844
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 4: on you right now because one of our listeners went

845
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 4: on a date with you the other day and really

846
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 4: had a good time. He wants to see you again,

847
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 4: but that hasn't quite happened yet, and she's not sure why.

848
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:19,439
Speaker 4: Her name's Kelly ah Man. Okay, oh Man, okay, oh Man. Yes, yeah,

849
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 4: it's still the fact that you're not reaching out for

850
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 4: another date is kind of hinting that you're not interested,

851
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 4: but we're not sure if that's true or not. We

852
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 4: want to know what you think about Kelly.

853
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 11: Uh, she's very nice, Like, Kelly's cool, But you know,

854
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 11: I just don't think it's going.

855
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 2: To work out.

856
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: Okay, Is there is there a reason? I mean, did

857
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: you went into it thinking that it could work out?

858
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 9: Right?

859
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 7: Yeah?

860
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 11: I mean definitely. But you know, like we got some

861
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 11: food and then we went to the park and it

862
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 11: just it started to get a little weird. But like,

863
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 11: you know, I don't want to blow up a spot,

864
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 11: like I don't even know you guys.

865
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 6: So see, we didn't hear anything like weird.

866
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 9: She said she had like some food or something on

867
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 9: her face, but nothing stood out to be weird.

868
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: I maybe that's weird to him, you know, like maybe

869
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: it's weird to him to have a female have food

870
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: all over their face.

871
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 11: No, no, actually I thought that was kind of cute.

872
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 2: See I told you guys, turn off.

873
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 4: What was the issue? You said it was weird?

874
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 11: Yeah? Yeah, I'm like, so, you know, we were sitting

875
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 11: on the bench, were chilling, and there's like a playground

876
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 11: you know, that's in this park that we're in, and.

877
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she randomly mentioned that to us too.

878
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, and she so there's like a bunch of

879
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 11: kids playing and all of a sudden, she points and

880
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 11: she's like, oh my god, look, imagine if will we

881
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 11: had that many kids and those were all our kids

882
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,959
Speaker 11: running around and there were like like eight ten kids

883
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 11: playing on the playground.

884
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: Oh so she was describing a nightmare, right, Like that's

885
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: how she meant, like, imagine how chaotic our.

886
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 2: Life would be.

887
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 11: Sounded she sounded thrilled.

888
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: Oh thrilled.

889
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's a red flag to you.

890
00:42:59,320 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 6: That's a lot.

891
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

892
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean like I've known you for like twenty

893
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 11: minutes and now now we're having eight kids together.

894
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay.

895
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 1: In her defense, I will say it sounds like maybe

896
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 1: she was just trying to fill the void, like maybe

897
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: there was like an odd because she said, like it

898
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: kind of died at the end your guys' date.

899
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 2: Maybe she was just trying to, like I say dumb things.

900
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 4: Could you understand that point of view?

901
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 11: Maybe, Steve, I mean I guess I could. But she

902
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 11: started getting like really into it. Oh, she was like

903
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:28,919
Speaker 11: naming them.

904
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 5: Oh.

905
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 11: There was like another one we were saying where she

906
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 11: wasn't feeling one of the kids and she was like,

907
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 11: he's not playing nice. You would put him up for

908
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 11: an option?

909
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 6: Okay, She's obviously kidding.

910
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 4: Well, that should be a positive for you, because you

911
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 4: don't want that many.

912
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 2: He would only have seven.

913
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 4: There you go.

914
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, she'd say she was a good mother of it,

915
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 2: just a mither.

916
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 4: Okay, but that it sounds like it was all that

917
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 4: conversation kind of scared you. Was too much for you?

918
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 6: Joking or not?

919
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean you're not like yeah.

920
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 2: But if she was joking, maybe you could work.

921
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 13: Yeah.

922
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 4: And there's a perfect person to find out whether or

923
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 4: not it was a joke. That's Kelly, who's on the

924
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 4: other line right now, waiting to talk to you.

925
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 11: Wait, Steve, are you here?

926
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 4: Yeah? Kelly, and those seven children say hi.

927
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 2: Oh did she give another one up for adoption? And

928
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 2: we got to six?

929
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 4: Yeah? Ever since you heard that Kelly there?

930
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 12: Yes, Steve, it's Kelly. I am I like fuming, I'm

931
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 12: so offended. Yes, because and you know what this is

932
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 12: why and how I realized why I had sixteen unsuccessful

933
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 12: dates last year. It's because they were all like you, Steve,

934
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 12: like emotionally and intellectually scented.

935
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 2: Why are you upset? Why are you so mad?

936
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

937
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 12: Because my god, Brooke, you were totally right, Steve. You

938
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 12: stock at planning a date.

939
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to hide you up, not tear it down.

940
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 6: What happened.

941
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 12: Listen, if you even had like an ounce of a

942
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 12: sense of humor, like you would get that I was

943
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 12: obviously joking, and I would for you to actually think

944
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 12: that I was serious, like, oh my god, like you

945
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 12: must be a narcissist. But you think I would reach

946
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 12: you for forty minutes and suddenly want to have your babies?

947
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 4: All right, well, all right, I think we're I think

948
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 4: we're going down a path we don't need to go

949
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 4: down any farther we were. You weren't happy with Steve's response. There, Steve,

950
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 4: are you there?

951
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 7: Yeah?

952
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, hearely, but I'm still here.

953
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 4: Would you like to respond to any of the allegations

954
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 4: just against you.

955
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 8: I thought you guys were all gonna have a big

956
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 8: laughs about how it was a miscommunication, Steve.

957
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 12: Bottom line, you planned a boring date and now I'm

958
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 12: paying a price for it.

959
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 4: Okay, that's nice, Steve.

960
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 12: You see your data is being and I'm not going

961
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 12: to go for just the looks like I thought you

962
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 12: were super cute, ignoring.

963
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 5: The fact that.

964
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 7: To what kind of radio show is this?

965
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 4: You just trash dude, it depends on how many drinks broke,

966
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 4: because I was just trying to make her feel better

967
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 4: about you not calling her.

968
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 2: And now I don't know. I think that this was

969
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 2: already happening and I didn't realize it.

970
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 11: You know, you don't have to tear somebody else down

971
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 11: just to try to make somebody else feel fatter.

972
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 2: That's a good life lesson, Sece. I agree with you,

973
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 2: all right. I wasn't trying to tear you down.

974
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 5: I don't know.

975
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 3: I didn't know that I did.

976
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 2: I don't think you said anything wrong, Steve.

977
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 4: Those are thoughts that should have happened before you said

978
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 4: the terrible thing me either.

979
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 11: I'm just being on it.

980
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 6: Okay, Oh, everybody be honest with everybody.

981
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 4: This is a good chance to have Steve admit that

982
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 4: maybe he didn't plan the best first date.

983
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 12: Yeah he didn't, Okay.

984
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 4: Okay, And maybe Kelly didn't make the best conversation trying

985
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 4: to invent an entire family of eight twenty minutes into

986
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 4: the conversation.

987
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 2: Oh that Kelly owned that.

988
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 12: Well, I'm sorry that I was so bored I had

989
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 12: to use my freaking imagination.

990
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 4: Okay, that was an apology.

991
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 8: You could have imagined the kids in like a sweatshop

992
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 8: or something. It's like, I wouldn't have been a red

993
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 8: flag Brooks.

994
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 4: Trying to get her business plan. So, Steve, if you're

995
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 4: hearing what I'm here, and then you probably see the

996
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 4: same thing as me, which is potential for true love.

997
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 4: And that's why we would be delighted to send you

998
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 4: out on another date that we would pay for.

999
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if they're on the same.

1000
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:32,240
Speaker 4: Day, messy sandwiches and all. Put it on our tap. Okay,

1001
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 4: adoption fees. Brook is going to cover that. Yeah, sure,

1002
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 4: what do you say?

1003
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 11: No, No, I'm not going out with her yet. I

1004
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 11: don't know what she's talking about. You went on sixteen

1005
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 11: failed dates like what like this? This woman is out

1006
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 11: there only one though it's about to be two.

1007
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry.

1008
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,720
Speaker 2: Something get your humor someday.

1009
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's okay, Brooke.

1010
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 12: You know you're absolutely right. This guy knows nothing about

1011
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 12: planning and he should absolutely own this.

1012
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 4: God, if you want to hope for all women. Congratulations,

1013
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 4: not what I meant brooking Jeffrey in the morning. That

1014
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 4: call was a great example of the power that Brook's

1015
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 4: words have with our listeners.

1016
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: I don't know what what went so wrong. I really don't.

1017
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: I don't know how I went from trying to hype

1018
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 2: somebody up, like.

1019
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 4: I don't know, you weren't hyping anybody up though you

1020
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 4: were pushing the guy down to because he played out

1021
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 4: at the end of the first part, Brooke could have said, Okay,

1022
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 4: you guys did like a sweet little day in a

1023
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 4: park out in nature. He got you a meal. You

1024
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 4: guys spent time talking and getting to know each other.

1025
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: She was feeling self conscious because she's like, this is

1026
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: a really hot guy and he's probably got tons of girls,

1027
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: and I'm.

1028
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 2: Like, mad, the guy doesn't even bring a frisbee to

1029
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 2: a date. He doesn't know anything.

1030
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 4: You call the guy boring because he didn't book a

1031
00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 4: midnight laser light show with free drugs or whatever some

1032
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 4: dates that you're into. And look what happened. July Cow

1033
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 4: immediately hopped on to Brooks opinion blew up into a

1034
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 4: tirade against every man who's ever let her down. Ever,

1035
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 4: it's a good reminder that we and when I say we,

1036
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 4: I mean you again, Brook, we need to stay open minded.

1037
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 4: If it's not your ideal cup of tea first date

1038
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 4: idea doesn't mean other people can enjoy it.

1039
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 8: I just was trying to make her feel better, jeff

1040
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 8: How many times we have to tell you that don't It's.

1041
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 4: Not worth it let other people feel sad. Sometimes.

1042
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: I got to a fast food burger place with a

1043
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: Bogo coupon on a first date and still gone out.

1044
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 2: With the guy again. I don't care.

1045
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 4: Everybody changer, says low as Brooks are, and your dating

1046
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 4: life couldn't possibly be bad. Say, we're just saying we

1047
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 4: can try and help you with your date life. Yeah,

1048
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 4: email the show if you ever need help. We'll call

1049
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 4: that person who wasn't calling.

1050
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 5: You back, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1051
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 4: There's been this and lately where music artists will stop

1052
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 4: performing mid show if they see a fan in the

1053
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 4: crowd who's in need.

1054
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: That's a good trend.

1055
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you see videos of singers stopping to break up

1056
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 4: a fight or get someone medical attention or water. And

1057
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 4: I just want you guys to know that when I

1058
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 4: sing coming up, if I see any inappropriate or dangerous

1059
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 4: behavior mid performance, I will not stop. I will ignore

1060
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 4: it because I only want fans who are willing to

1061
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 4: fight to sing it. So if there's a scuffle in

1062
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 4: studio where Brooks shoving Alexus to the ground, punching Jose

1063
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 4: in the head just so she can get close enough

1064
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 4: to have me sign her body with the permanent marker. Yes,

1065
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 4: I'm not stopping anything.

1066
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 2: That's why I brought a sharpie into the studio.

1067
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 4: I will let the strongest and most dedicated fans win

1068
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 4: during my brand new song of the week.

1069
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 2: I didn't know you wanted to sign my body.

1070
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 4: That bad hands up. It's coming up right after this.

1071
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 4: It's time for my song of the week. And in

1072
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 4: the last fifteen years, we've seen all sorts of trends

1073
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 4: come and go.

1074
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 2: We've been doing it that long, I.

1075
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 4: Know, But there is one that's been so dang hot lately.

1076
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous. I feel like it started gaining steam like

1077
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 4: a couple of years ago, but now it's officially sweeping

1078
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 4: the entire nation lately. One food item rein supreme. Yes,

1079
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna tell you, I'm talking about pickles. How

1080
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 4: many stories have we reported on that this year? There's

1081
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 4: those pickle buns, sandwiches, those pickle boats, Doctor pepper, pickles,

1082
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 4: pickle pizzas, pickle ice cream is even a fun.

1083
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 2: Word to say, pickle, Like it just makes you.

1084
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 4: Happy, kind of tickles your tongue when you say. But

1085
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 4: we used to make fun of the things and write

1086
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 4: them as like joke products for our show intros, but

1087
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 4: now they're actually selling them as normal items.

1088
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 9: The pickle sandwich when it came out, I was like, okay, guys,

1089
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 9: And now I'm like.

1090
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 6: Where can I find one?

1091
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 4: Delicious? The city of Pittsburgh just renamed themselves Picklesburg for

1092
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,879
Speaker 4: a week long pickle festival that they had good for them.

1093
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 4: And just yesterday, Kraft announced that they're going to be

1094
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 4: coming out with pickle mayonnaise. Did you see this? So

1095
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 4: it's clear the Great pickle Renaissance is officially upon us.

1096
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 4: But for all the hoopla about it, pickles do remain

1097
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 4: kind of an acquired taste that some are never able

1098
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 4: to fully appreciate. Yeah, and honestly that includes myself.

1099
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 2: You an Alexis bowl, think about it?

1100
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 6: That sour salty?

1101
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 2: Oh, but it's like you get a claws in. I mean,

1102
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 2: those are the best I want to like it.

1103
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 4: Don't get me wrong, I'm with you. I can like

1104
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 4: that barely take them on the burgers that that I

1105
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,919
Speaker 4: can do anything else. All you can take, yeah, anything else.

1106
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,720
Speaker 4: It just overwhelms my palace.

1107
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 2: I like put them on everything.

1108
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 4: The thing is I can appreciate the people who do

1109
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 4: love them. Yeah, yeah, I understand the appeal, which is

1110
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 4: why today for all the pickle freaks out there a

1111
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 4: lot of us, instead of doing Dolly Parton's classic hit

1112
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 4: working nine to five, it's young Jeffreys, Girkin, Brian high five.

1113
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 4: I will say it's not easy to find any songs

1114
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 4: that rhyme with pickle. Yeah, so.

1115
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 2: It's not many sickles sell song lot.

1116
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 4: So did the best I could here. I'm going a

1117
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 4: point when I'm ready. Point could be a.

1118
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,399
Speaker 13: Drug because I have an addiction for arms burn, because

1119
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 13: the lid ain't twist and its spears and chips.

1120
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,280
Speaker 4: Some get him fried.

1121
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 13: Yeah, at the deli counter, looking all plumb, panthic and juicy,

1122
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:07,760
Speaker 13: got my heart.

1123
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 4: Thumping, could go and full pickle at lunch is my

1124
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 4: hum and ride Kirk.

1125
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 10: And Brian high five in that finer gird.

1126
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 4: They're swim and butt and no damn time in my belly.

1127
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 4: They'll be sitting once that Tom Brunstrick drink the juice

1128
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 4: as a refreshment.

1129
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 10: Pickles on my mind, Jude, guess that I was pregnant.

1130
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 10: Just one bite and I'm filled with such motion. You

1131
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 10: would think my wife would receive the same devotion. And

1132
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 10: when I am dead, ain't no grapes site. I decided

1133
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 10: find a big glass jar and pickle me in inside

1134
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 10: of hell.

1135
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 4: Now, ladies gonna say pickle size don't matter.

1136
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 13: Everybody knows they prefer him fatter, because once you go

1137
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 13: jumble bill, you never be the same. Collect you to

1138
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 13: a thicker one with a slight band, thinking it reminds

1139
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 13: you of the next boyfriend.

1140
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 9: You bite that.

1141
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 4: Sucker in half and hope he feels the pain.

1142
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 10: Second classics high on my burgers and my chicken at

1143
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 10: the bar on like pickle backswall, whiskey siping. Get that

1144
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 10: frozen Brian pickle ice cream? Yeah they sell it.

1145
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 5: The plone I.

1146
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,720
Speaker 4: Buy is Classing's old Joel.

1147
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 10: Brian to Brian living in our pickle era eating piggel pies.

1148
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 10: Advertised by Michael Sarah On a hot first date, if

1149
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 10: you'll want.

1150
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 4: To be impressing right before that kiss, quickly popple pickle Batman.

1151
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:53,439
Speaker 10: Why oh why do I feel just lighting as Piggy does,

1152
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 10: I can't and I on that green thing.

1153
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 4: I'd get Jiggy.

1154
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 10: It's that crunchy ride, that bright tan he Sensatian slapstone.

1155
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 4: Now just like Oscar's presence, Shine nay shine. Why to

1156
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:14,280
Speaker 4: the pickle fest. I'm bolting. I'm like sausage Kai pickle Fest.

1157
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 10: Sound mess for bolting Now, my therapist says, my obsessions

1158
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 10: problematic in my bed at night, spoon and shy and

1159
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 10: charge the passing Bran too.

1160
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 4: Brian girt get Brian to Bri, Brian to Brian, loved it?

1161
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: Did you just use a pickle as like a sort

1162
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: of weird voodoo doll in the middle of that song

1163
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:40,240
Speaker 1: for your ex?

1164
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 5: No, that was not.

1165
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 4: That was a nice moment, I thought.

1166
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:46,479
Speaker 1: Loud.

1167
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it may be hungry for pickles.

1168
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually kind of mean and I don't even love them.

1169
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 2: We'll turn you pickleback.

1170
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 6: Those are the best chasers.

1171
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 4: Go up gear and get yourself a pick today. Yes,

1172
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 4: text in seventy five nine too. It tell us we

1173
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 4: just thought about the song of the week. If you

1174
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,839
Speaker 4: liked it, or if you want to share with one

1175
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 4: of your fellow pickle breath friends, you may want to

1176
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 4: find it on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok Instagram, all

1177
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 4: of it. We'll have it there with all the lyrics.

1178
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 4: So happy hey, happy pickled.

1179
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 5: Day, Brook and Jeffrey.

1180
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 4: In the morning, I gonna text seventy five nine two.

1181
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 4: I knew we'd get a lot of ones like these.

1182
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 4: Oh my god, have you guys tried the pickle flavored

1183
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 4: Pringles or the pickled goldfish crackers? The pucker on those wow,

1184
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 4: so good. Yes, we get it. We know about the

1185
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 4: pickled pezz and the pickled Snickers bars and the cinnamon

1186
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 4: toast pickle crunch. We've seen all the pickle stuff. We're very,

1187
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 4: very happy about the pickle parade.

1188
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 6: Have you inhaled the pickle paint?

1189
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 4: Yes, it is really good. We are neck deep in pickles.

1190
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 4: But we don't need to hear about all of them.

1191
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 4: If you missed it. Instead of singing Dolly Parton's classic

1192
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 4: song Working nine to five, I did my own version

1193
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 4: called Girk and Brian High five. I like it to

1194
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 4: celebrate the pickle renaissance that we are currently living in.

1195
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 2: I guarantee Dolly loves some dills.

1196
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,959
Speaker 4: I could see that broke. What ex are you seeing?

1197
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 5: Well?

1198
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 1: This one says, Jeff Sung made me want to go

1199
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 1: and pick kill myself. Oh okay, okay, So I just

1200
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: wanted to bring the light that not everybody is a

1201
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: fan or Jeff.

1202
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 6: Jon In himself.

1203
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes I'm not a fan of my own work

1204
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 4: pretty such. But if you want to share the video

1205
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 4: and share it with a fellow pickle loving friend, it's

1206
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 4: up on our socials at Broken Jeffrey on TikTok insta YouTube.

1207
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 4: So don't be a don't be a pickle pickle, go

1208
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,919
Speaker 4: and like and subscribe to our.

1209
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 5: Stuff Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1210
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 4: If you're a regular listener to this segment, you might

1211
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 4: remember Donna, who last time she was on was calling

1212
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 4: from the er after she had gotten into a scooter accident.

1213
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't remember Donna.

1214
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 4: And now Donna is back with us again on the

1215
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 4: show and back in the er, this time after getting

1216
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 4: hit by an eighteen wheeler which launched her four hundred

1217
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 4: yards through the air. She just happened to land on

1218
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 4: a random hay bail. You can't make this stuff up, Donna,

1219
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 4: welcome back. How's your body doing?

1220
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: You should see the damage of that eighteen wheel or

1221
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: the you know right, Yeah, you can built of steel, Donna.

1222
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 6: I'm calling from a wood chipper, right, Donna.

1223
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 4: It's good to have you back. Are you all healed

1224
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 4: up now?

1225
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 12: I am from the scooter accident, but I actually just

1226
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 12: had surgery last week.

1227
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 4: Oh thing, surgery in major Okay, just one of those

1228
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 4: surgery for fun, just so I go in there. Just

1229
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 4: cut me up and I have a good time.

1230
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1231
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 4: Well, Donald, We're glad you're feeling at He's a little

1232
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 4: bit better. Let's send Brook out of the studios so

1233
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 4: we can go over the rules. You got it her thirties. No,

1234
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 4: you gotta have over. You have exactly thirty seconds to

1235
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,

1236
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 4: you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke

1237
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 4: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1238
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 7: Yes?

1239
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is International Beer Day,

1240
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 4: which alcohol brand used a spokesman called the most Interesting

1241
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 4: man in the World in nineteen thirty one. This board

1242
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 4: game was originally called Lexico, then changed to Criss cross words.

1243
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 4: What's it called today?

1244
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 7: Sorry?

1245
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 4: Name the song that all baseball stadium crowds sing in

1246
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 4: the middle of the seventh.

1247
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 7: Inning, Take me out to the bug all part in the.

1248
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 4: Movie Karate Kid. What's the name Danielsson's teacher? What's the

1249
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 4: name of Daniel Son's teacher? Disneyland opened in the fifties.

1250
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 4: What decade did Disney World open?

1251
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 6: Seventies?

1252
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well done, Brooks coming back into the

1253
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 4: studio here and it says next week, Donna plans on

1254
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 4: going to an Atlantis Morris set concert. Oh maybe they're

1255
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 4: gonna call you on stage with all four of your

1256
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 4: broken limbs. Yeah, howd you take a jagged little pain

1257
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 4: pill up there?

1258
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1259
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 2: That was good. That was a good reference to I'm

1260
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 2: actually proud of that. Oh that'll be awesome.

1261
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I've been I've been a fan of her

1262
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 12: since I was in school, so years ago.

1263
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're being in like sixth grade and my mom's

1264
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 1: friend sent me the tape of Alanis Morris set.

1265
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, cassette tape.

1266
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a cassette tape, and like it blew

1267
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: my little mind. I was like, this is what female

1268
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 1: rage is. I can tap into this.

1269
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 4: Right all right, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready? Yeah?

1270
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is International Beer Day, which

1271
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 4: alcohol brand used a spokesman called the most Interesting man

1272
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 4: in the world, Oh Modello. In nineteen thirty one. This

1273
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 4: board game was originally called lex Ago, then changed to

1274
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 4: Criss Cross words. What's it called today?

1275
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 2: Gravel?

1276
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 4: Name the song that all baseball stadium crowds sing in

1277
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 4: the middle of the seventies in the movie Karate Kid.

1278
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 4: What's the name of Daniel Son's.

1279
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 2: Teacher, sense Peter Peter?

1280
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 4: Disneyland opened in the fifties. What decade to Disney.

1281
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 2: World open the seventies?

1282
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 4: All right, we got our answers in let's go to

1283
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 4: the sense of the scoreboard. That's our own Jose Sorry,

1284
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 4: I smell a like frosting.

1285
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 5: You just love to bake.

1286
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 6: True, Donna, you got four correct today?

1287
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:42,439
Speaker 2: Coming with that fire Da and Brook only.

1288
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 4: Go Donna, you beat Brook.

1289
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 2: I really thought I had that in the bag, like

1290
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 2: I thought, no problem.

1291
01:02:55,160 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wow, that's amazing. And that makes two losses in

1292
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 4: a row for Brook This week, let's go over the

1293
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 4: answers for everybody. It's International Bear Day, the alcohol brand

1294
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 4: that used the spokesman the most interesting man in the world.

1295
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 4: Come on, that's do SECTI. In nineteen thirty one, the

1296
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 4: board game originally called Lexico, then change to Cris cross

1297
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 4: Words is now called scrabble.

1298
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 2: Chris cuss Words is a terrible name.

1299
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 4: Good that they changed it.

1300
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1301
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 4: The song all baseball stadium crowds sing in the middle

1302
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 4: of the seventh inning is take Me Out to the Ballgame.

1303
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 4: And the movie Karate Kid, Daniel Sun's teacher is not Sunseay,

1304
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 4: Frank or whatever, Peter, it's mister Miagi.

1305
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,440
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, not Big Pete.

1306
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 7: No.

1307
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 4: Disneyland opened in the fifties. Disney World opened in the

1308
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 4: nineteen seventies.

1309
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 2: Oh man, what took it?

1310
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 7: Timmy?

1311
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 4: Donna, congratulations, you beat Brook. You get one hundred dollars

1312
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 4: plus just for playing. You're also taking home a pair

1313
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 4: of tickets to see thunder Down underperform at the snow

1314
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 4: caull Me Casino on August sixteenth. It's interactive, it's flirtatious,

1315
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 4: it's Australian and you're gonna be there up close and personal.

1316
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 7: Hey, thank you.

1317
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 2: Okay, is that the first time you've won, Donna?

1318
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 7: I'm one.

1319
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 2: Now you've won twice. Oh man, So don't lose this number. Okay,

1320
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 2: you don't need to call back.

1321
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 4: Well, the er is clearly her. Good luck char yes,

1322
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 4: every time.

1323
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:21,479
Speaker 2: Or pain pills, yes, it's.

1324
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 1: Whatever it is.

1325
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 4: It's working for you, Donnie. You can come back and

1326
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 4: play at your next injury.

1327
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 11: All right, thank you.

1328
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna be back to do wind Brooks

1329
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 4: about the same time on

1330
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 5: Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,