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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, put him through and Ray Rand's next, Andrew, Andrew?

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hello Andrew.

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Speaker 1: Hi Andrew. You've reached the Hollywood Handbook chat line. Yep,

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Speaker 1: it's going good. Wait is this Andrew from British? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how are you? What time is it there?

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Speaker 6: It is half past midnight?

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Speaker 1: What a big boy?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so impressed? Dragging ass at work tomorrow. What a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so now we know this guy's punk rock.

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Speaker 2: We know he's badass, and of course he's calling her

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Speaker 2: it about her Thanksgiving that's so interesting to you?

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Speaker 6: Well, on the second day of Thanksgiving, she spent time

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Speaker 1: There's no second day of Thanksgiving, it says.

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Speaker 6: He writes in this article. Gwen Stefani spent the second

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Speaker 1: So I don't need an article to know how long

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Speaker 2: So the British guy is telling me what Thanksgiving is,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. The thing we're thankful for is that we

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Speaker 7: Well, if you.

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Speaker 6: I don't really, but I mean it says right here

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Speaker 1: What is it on the the Daily Mail? Hey, how

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Speaker 1: about that page three girl. Huh oh, MoMA, she's in

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Speaker 6: Huh, it's on I fu news dot.

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Speaker 1: Com describe the page three girl, Hey, Andrew, come on quick,

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Speaker 6: I mean, the only picture of a girl I can

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Speaker 1: It was right in Gavin Rossdale's face what she wore.

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 6: That's that is interesting because also in this article it

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Speaker 1: No, he was there with her on the first day

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Speaker 2: This is the same article right that thinks Thanksgiving is

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Speaker 1: Yes? Very good, Andrew. Okay, thanks Andrew, You're welcome. Thank

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Speaker 1: you again. That's when they go away, says Ryan Ran.

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Speaker 4: He wants this coast Jimmy iovin, and he says women

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Speaker 1: Only men can do that. Okay, what's this? Okay, she's pissed, guys,

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Speaker 1: Hi Ran Ran short up? What up? Sorry that Cody

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Speaker 11: This is on the dot com?

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Speaker 1: Do you read the Verge?

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Speaker 9: Alt?

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Speaker 11: No, I don't know what this is.

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Speaker 5: Well that makes all of us go ahead, Okay, so

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Speaker 5: Jimmy I mean said that?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Cody says it's Cody says it's pronounced iovine.

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Speaker 1: And Cody's literally working in the music industry, so sorry,

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Speaker 1: I think he knows what he's talking about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's starting to assist bread on some of those

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Speaker 11: The people on the news called him Jimmy Iovine, which

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Speaker 11: I didn't think with how you said it. The Verge

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Speaker 1: TVs, and he was there. Okay, go on.

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Speaker 11: So he said that some new streaming service is good

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Speaker 2: Oh, Jimmy, And this is not at all the way

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Speaker 1: It almost sounds like he's out of touch. Yeah, it's honestly,

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Speaker 1: it's the same now where my girlfriend's telling me about

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Speaker 2: My wife is hearing music. I mean, that's really happening.

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Speaker 2: And if you even think about old music, the sirens

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Speaker 1: That's music. And that's a woman. Mm hmm, don't you

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Speaker 1: think so? Right?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 11: And you're just talking about GANI.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she probably gave him a whole file with this

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Speaker 2: Jimmy Iovine is talking at the side of his neck,

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Speaker 1: I think he should sorry. I think he should trade

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Speaker 2: Oh, speaking is straight out of Compton. I had a

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Speaker 2: big movie story I was going to tell, But should

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Speaker 2: I save it for another caller?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess yes.

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Speaker 2: I think Ryan Rinse had You've had your day in

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Speaker 2: the sun, haven't you. We agreed with you, and that's

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Speaker 2: not going to happen very much.

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Speaker 1: So I think she should get a band band from

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Speaker 1: the rest of this show goodbye.

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Speaker 2: And leave her on long enough to talk to us

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Speaker 2: for a while. Okay, thanks Ham.

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to introduce the next person? Yes,

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's Kevin and he wants to talk about Chris

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Speaker 4: Evert celebrity tennis tournament.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I know a thing or two about this. Is this?

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Speaker 1: Is this Kevin O'Brien. Is this the real Kob?

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Speaker 3: The real Kob?

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Speaker 1: Okay, just stay on the line for one second. Seawn's

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you his movie story. But Kevin, i'd like

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Speaker 1: you to react to Shawn's movie story in real time. Yeah, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: I think you're gonna like this. Don't hold back on

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Speaker 2: So I'm going yesterday to the movies because I'm a

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Speaker 2: And I go to see this new it's called Creed

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Speaker 1: But there's a group of youths behind me.

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Speaker 2: aren't you supposed to be in the Good Dinosaur?

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Speaker 9: Why?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well why wait? Wait? Yeah, well now hold on.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, I think because David's a baby and so

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Speaker 1: I laughed, some of the other people in my row laughed.

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Speaker 1: We all left. But at this point I'm now concerned

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Speaker 2: So if this could become advice for David and and

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Speaker 9: Yeah, do you want me to speak on that or something?

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Speaker 1: Yes, please, mister Coup.

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Speaker 10: Okay, Well, I guess we're all sort of caught in between,

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Speaker 10: I mean, like, I can't speak for David because I'm

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Speaker 9: Know, impose my viewpoint on other people. I think you

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Speaker 1: That's dope. That's dope.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so that's great.

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Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying, Kevin. Yeah, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: That was great. That's dope, that's dope. What news do

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Speaker 9: Well, yeah, sorry, I didn't really answer your question there, Shauna.

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Speaker 9: I'm a little starstruck.

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Speaker 3: Kevin.

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Speaker 2: We've moved on, so you don't have to dwell on it.

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Speaker 1: It was an easy question, right, Well, I.

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Speaker 10: Got I was working the Chris Everett Celebrity Tennis Tournament

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Speaker 9: Gavin Rossdale was there.

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Speaker 9: No, I was a bartending for the VIP lounge. Jason

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Speaker 10: And he was just telling me, like, he made some

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Speaker 10: Actually his his uh, I think it's his wife was

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Speaker 9: Jenny, Oh, hey, what is she having?

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Speaker 1: At that I might hit on, I already own they

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Speaker 1: did they ever find their dog? Did they ever find

442
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Speaker 1: their didn't that dog? Didn't their dog get lost? One

443
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 1: day and it went viral. You know, I don't know.

444
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: He said something homophobic.

445
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Speaker 9: That we get over on Twitter that day? Was that big?

446
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean you know, you said you were a

447
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Speaker 1: news expert or something. But anyway, go ahead.

448
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Speaker 10: Okay, Well, I guess there was one person who wasn't

449
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Speaker 10: at the celebrity tournament, and that was Steffie And I

450
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Speaker 10: was wondering why she didn't show up if she thinks

451
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Speaker 10: she's bigger than something like that or you know, I mean.

452
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Speaker 9: It seems like it was there there. It seemed like

453
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Speaker 9: Sean and Steffie would have been the perfect Devils team.

454
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Speaker 2: And you know, well, I think you've answered your own

455
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Speaker 2: question when you say John Lovetz was there, of why

456
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Speaker 2: Stephie Wasn't I forbid her to be in the same

457
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Speaker 2: room as him, Because as much as I do trust

458
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Speaker 2: her and there's a lot of love there, there's some

459
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 2: people who there's a magnetism and animal chemistry and electricity

460
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 2: that fills the air when they share a space. And

461
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Speaker 2: if she were trapped in an elevator with John Lovitz,

462
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Speaker 2: I imagine we'd have forty five seconds before they were

463
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Speaker 2: absolutely raw dog boning and so and I would say,

464
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Speaker 2: your fault. It would be my fault for allowing that

465
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Speaker 2: to happen. So I do have to draw some boundaries

466
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Speaker 2: and we all need to have these conversations with our

467
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Speaker 2: loved ones.

468
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I understand.

469
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Speaker 10: And there's a lot of sounds that come out in

470
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Speaker 10: the in a game of tennis that.

471
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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, Monica Slli sounds like she's humping something, don't

472
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Speaker 2: you think so? Yeah, And that's a comedy idea, and

473
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Speaker 2: check that out and go do something with it much.

474
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Speaker 1: I'm too busy. Bye bye, I don't want to hear

475
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Speaker 1: them say bye you guys. Ready for the next one.

476
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Speaker 1: Who is it? Andrew? He wants to discuss the queen? Okay,

477
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Speaker 1: British Andrew?

478
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Speaker 12: Hello?

479
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 1: Hello? Is this is this Andrew again? Okay? Well, if

480
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: he wants to discuss the queen, it does sound like it.

481
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: Probably probably is. It probably is a British person.

482
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Speaker 7: Yeah, what news about the queen?

483
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Speaker 1: Okay, what's that Andrew? And now remember you already did

484
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Speaker 1: call in. Yeah, this is double dipping two calls. Now

485
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: you talked about some British news, But I mean I

486
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: didn't think the same time when you ask me hear

487
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: it about what I like to have with chips? Mm hmmm, yeah,

488
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: a bit of fish. Okay, that's pretty good. Yes, that

489
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: was worth calling. You've got You've gotten much funnier, Andrew

490
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: from the first call. Yeah, I'm almost a little suspicious

491
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: that it's you because you've become so funny. But anyway,

492
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: go did you have some did you have some queen news?

493
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Speaker 7: Well, she was spotted recently eating a bag of crisps.

494
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 2: Now this is the kind of news we were talking about,

495
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: real substantial stuff. Huge political figures and some pretty scandalous activity.

496
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Speaker 7: Probably a dirty fingers.

497
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I was about to ask was she gonna

498
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: have any napkins or anything? Well, we call him nappy, Yeah,

499
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: they call them. Okay, yeah.

500
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Speaker 2: Oh and I'm learning too, because I've been over on

501
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 2: the on the pond and I've done all the.

502
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: I have been in there.

503
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 2: Uh, but I was so fucked up I didn't learn

504
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 2: a lot of the terms.

505
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,719
Speaker 1: Do you get twisted? Yeah? Do you ever get twisted?

506
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: Do y'all get twisted?

507
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 4: Well?

508
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 7: Uh, sometimes I go a bit tits. Is that what

509
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 7: you mean?

510
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, Edrew anything else? Any other news

511
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: you'd like.

512
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 7: To There are buses and over here there's a top floor.

513
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Speaker 1: Okay, thanks Andrew, and I I just hang up, Cody.

514
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: I do just want to say I do appreciate how

515
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: we have this like international fan base. That's a great thing. Yeah,

516
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: we could get like real British.

517
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: Authentic British people calling in the multiple times.

518
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: Yes, are there more calls?

519
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 4: And GREGI to discuss Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting married.

520
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, put him through. He's there, Hi, Gregy, Hi,

521
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: Gregy guy, what's going on?

522
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 2: Gregy, you sound better than the last time I spoke

523
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: to you, but still very bad.

524
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound like you suffer from empty room sickness.

525
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 7: Exactly.

526
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, I permanent everywhere here I am.

527
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: Oh what a horrible place to talk from. And why

528
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have empty rooms in the place where you live.

529
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: Your rooms, Your rooms should be full of children's toys.

530
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: You have children, Greg, Oh, you had to sell all

531
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: their to It's just a big echoe room.

532
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you know, if you use your imaginary I'm

533
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: actually an echoe room can become a world of toys.

534
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: Pretend it's a submarine ship or you're playing with us, Greggie, Yes, yes,

535
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 2: we're all playing. So you wanted to talk about news

536
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 2: from a long time ago?

537
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: Is that the bit?

538
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 7: Uh?

539
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the bit because uh, of course I had

540
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 5: to sell my new.

541
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Speaker 11: So all I have is an old or an old Uh.

542
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: What do you call this?

543
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 9: A magazine?

544
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 7: A people magazine?

545
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: Give you had to sell all your magazines and newspapers. Okay,

546
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: that's a good bit. Oh that's funny. Walk us through it. Yeah,

547
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: take us.

548
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 2: Take us from the beginning and all the way right

549
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: up to the part where I helped it yeah.

550
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: Sure.

551
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 11: So the beginning was when I said that I told

552
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 11: my kids toys earlier.

553
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 9: Uh, so you know I worked with that, I said, Okay, I.

554
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 7: Sold the toys.

555
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 9: I must have also filled the magazines and newspapers.

556
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what If this is true?

557
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 2: What else is true? And it's one of the main

558
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 2: rules of funniness.

559
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: Hey, you have your kids there.

560
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 3: There?

561
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 7: I don't know they're around. Do you see one? There's

562
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 7: four in the walls.

563
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 11: And that's the joke.

564
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: I say, your kids are okay, Well, your voice is

565
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: becoming just upsettingly bad, and so I think we I

566
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: think we have to destroy you in terms of being

567
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: on the phone. Now, okay, bye, So Gregory got destroyed.

568
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: Next is Josh, Uh did you win?

569
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 3: Oh?

570
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm leaning what'd you win? Also known as Gregy.

571
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 4: He wants to talk about the new kissing bug that

572
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 4: does something scary.

573
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: Are you guys ready? Okay? Is this about that? I

574
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: love you virus?

575
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 9: I love them?

576
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: Hey, now that's a fun phone being on noise? Who's this? Josh? Yeah?

577
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: This is oh? Hey, bird rules? What does that mean? Yeah?

578
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: What does that mean? It's finally time to ask is

579
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: it rules for a bird or Is it that birds?

580
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: Is what rules?

581
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's just like a nickname thing.

582
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: That turned into rules for a bird. Rules for a bird.

583
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: Number number one eat the worm? Oh, number two, gobble

584
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: that seed. It's mostly rules about what they eat, isn't it?

585
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: Number three have eggs?

586
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 7: Oh?

587
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: Yes? Number four? Flap fly?

588
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm yeah hey number five? Uh drain the three ball?

589
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: Am I right? Larry bird? Is when the when? When

590
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: the three point contest? With your friggate jacket on? Don't

591
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: even take your friggate jacket off? Who's come?

592
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 12: And in?

593
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: Second? Merry fucking Christmas? Remember?

594
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 10: Yeah?

595
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: Remember I don't I don't know what's How about that

596
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: skyline Chili?

597
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 9: Oh man?

598
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Are you? Aren't you from the Queen City?

599
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 12: Yes?

600
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 9: I am?

601
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 3: Have you guys?

602
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: Isn't that have you had it before? Isn't that London?

603
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: You should? You should take that up with Andrew actually,

604
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: because I believe Queen City is actually supposed to be London.

605
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 9: I don't know. I think it's something to do with

606
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 9: like a sister city of in Germany. Here's something. I'm

607
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 9: not from here originally.

608
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Speaker 1: So I don't tell us about the tell us about

609
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: the news you moved there? Yeah, tell us about the news.

610
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 11: I don't know.

611
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 9: I'm a little nervous about my news headline. I sort

612
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 9: of picked it kind of out of haste. I'm a

613
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 9: little bit more interested in you.

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00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: Didn't take a little bit of time finding the news.

615
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: Everyone has put a lot of work and time into

616
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: their news items so far, and I don't want you

617
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: to break the streak of really good news coming in.

618
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: Go ahead and give it to us. But I'm nervous

619
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Speaker 1: now too.

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00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 8: Apparently there is a bug and I know heyes, you

621
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 8: are into you know, bugs and potentially frightened the vism

622
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 8: and it is.

623
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Speaker 1: Called the keeping I've studied, I've studied bugs.

624
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 9: I don't know why invites you and inserts a parasites

625
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 9: And when I was trying to find like what it

626
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 9: actually does, it's not really that scary, except for potentially

627
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 9: ten to thirty years after an initial infection. It may

628
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 9: cause enlargement of your colon, which I thought could be

629
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 9: an interesting topic.

630
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: And for people who are not medical professionals, to colon

631
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 2: is where the duty goes out.

632
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: And that's there's no other way to say it.

633
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 2: But that's probably part of why you called, is you

634
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 2: know that we are able to handle topics such as

635
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 2: this in a professional manner. Were both sophisticates some medical training.

636
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: This is let me tell you, I'm I've studied bugs.

637
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: This is a new bug. A couple years ago people

638
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: started seeing this bug around uh and the and none

639
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,879
Speaker 1: of the other bugs had seen it before. And what

640
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: it does is it kisses these bugs and it gives

641
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: them a parasite. And the parasite does their colon, make

642
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: it large where the duty comes out, and so the

643
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: colon is where the duty comes out.

644
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 2: Yes, And so when it gets bigger, what happens is

645
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 2: so does say it with me, everybody the dude. Yeah,

646
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 2: the bugs butt and his butt as well. And so

647
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: from behind.

648
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: You big but has to get bigger as well, Yes,

649
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: because there needs to be a space for it. And

650
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: so from behind you might see the bug and go, oh.

651
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,240
Speaker 2: That bug is sort of a Kim Couggy manage. Oh,

652
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 2: nicky mabug. Kim kardash bug, Kim Kardasha bug.

653
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it something.

654
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

655
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 2: So we've made you learn about the news, and that

656
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 2: news piece wound up being not so bad. You'd never

657
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 2: know that you had hurried it. And maybe this is

658
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 2: a lesson to not front porch your news like this,

659
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: where you explain that it's bad before you give it,

660
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: because honestly, that would have been a slam dunk home

661
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Speaker 2: run and I would have had a hell of a

662
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 2: lot of respect for you.

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Speaker 1: And front porching is, of course a term that we

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Speaker 1: all know where you It's like how people sit on

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Speaker 1: the front porch and talk about how bad their news

666
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Speaker 1: item is. Yes, right, maybe they've got rocking chairs, yes,

667
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Speaker 1: or a swing and lemonade and sweaty lemonade glass watching

668
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Speaker 1: the sunset, talking about how bad they're y'all my news.

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna mean jack squat to them Hollywood handbook boys,

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Speaker 1: and that's sort of what they do in the Southern

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Speaker 1: read that's right.

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Speaker 8: Well, I can't help a little bit modest being as

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Speaker 8: where I'm from, but h but thank you for sort

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Speaker 8: of making me feel better.

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Speaker 10: About it.

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Speaker 1: Now, Bird Rules, wait before Cody dumps you, do you

677
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Speaker 1: want to promote your graphic design workshop cosette, But before

678
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Speaker 1: you do this, Bird Rules, I want to make sure

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Speaker 1: you have the server infrastructure to handle the increased traffic.

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Speaker 9: Low you guys, I wish is that badly that we're

681
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Speaker 9: like trying to get our website done for the middle

682
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Speaker 9: of December to have like our open house. And it

683
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Speaker 9: sucks that people are going to go to shitty slash page.

684
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Speaker 1: Still okay, because this could have been a big opportunity

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Speaker 1: for people to order and we are and speak central

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Speaker 1: ohiographic disease.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of Kim kardasha Bug. We are planning to break

688
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Speaker 2: the internet at some point. This could have been the

689
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Speaker 2: equivalenting all the traffic of.

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Speaker 1: Kim kardasher Bug on the cover of magazine to racist.

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Speaker 9: Well, I mean, should I still do it.

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Speaker 1: Or should magazine go away? I advise you to email

693
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Speaker 1: Amazon Web Services and go away as well.

694
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Speaker 4: Next is someone who calls himself Superman and he wants

695
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Speaker 4: to discuss Turkey shooting down Russian plane ironic or in

696
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Speaker 4: poor taste?

697
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Speaker 1: So close to Thanksgiving? Go ahead?

698
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Speaker 3: Heye, are doing?

699
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Speaker 1: Who's Superman?

700
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Speaker 5: Hi?

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Speaker 1: High? Superman high? Superman?

702
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 3: Yeah? Right? Oh wait.

703
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: This is a guy from the forums whose picture is.

704
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Speaker 9: A brain right yeah, cartoon brain.

705
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:06,959
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and soup spelled like s o U pie. Yeah? Nice?

706
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Speaker 1: Try well I try, Okay. So you want to talk

707
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Speaker 1: about this big This is big part of the news.

708
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Speaker 1: It's one of the biggest, it's one of the biggest parts, uh,

709
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Speaker 1: from from these from these days. Yes, yeah, and this

710
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: has been and this has been happening, and this has

711
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Speaker 1: been happening.

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Speaker 2: Just because this will be released two full weeks after

713
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Speaker 2: Thanksgiving at least doesn't mean that we shouldn't talk about

714
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving stuff.

715
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Speaker 1: That's right, So go ahead and say the news.

716
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Speaker 3: So the news is Turkey, during the week of Thanksgiving

717
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Speaker 3: decided to shoot the mist Russian plane. And I guess

718
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Speaker 3: my question for you guys, is is this somewhat ironic

719
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Speaker 3: considering that Turkey is such a and tegal part of Thanksgiving?

720
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Speaker 3: Or is it?

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Speaker 2: And hang on, Superman, and hold on Superman and hold

722
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Speaker 2: on Superman. Please, maybe one of your superpowers can be

723
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Speaker 2: to shut up when I'm talking.

724
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Speaker 1: Because Superman, I hesitate to do this to you, but

725
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Speaker 1: I do think it's I have to go Doctor Evil

726
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Speaker 1: on you until you to zip it, okay, And if

727
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Speaker 1: this continues, you might be served with a Scotty. Don't

728
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Speaker 1: go ahead, Shan, please don't make us do that. And

729
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Speaker 1: I strongly encourage you not to get yourself Scotty don't

730
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Speaker 1: did by me, Doctor Evil.

731
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Speaker 2: And because Earth's Yellow Son didn't react with his Kryptonian

732
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Speaker 2: heritage to enhance his powers of explaining what he's actually

733
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Speaker 2: talking about. I just wanted to cut in and say

734
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Speaker 2: that when he say Turkey, he don't mean the big

735
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Speaker 2: bird and he don't mean Tom Turkey coming through. What

736
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Speaker 2: do you mean is part of Russia?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

738
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Speaker 2: And now go ahead, Superman and no, apparently superpower is

739
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Speaker 2: not knowing when it's your turn again? O.

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Speaker 1: Good, Scotty, don't hang out? Why I said, Scotty, don't

741
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Speaker 1: you hang out? Scotty? Don't Scotna remember? And that's a

742
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: little tribute to our friends and then over in France

743
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Speaker 1: who have undergone some difficult times lately. Is that's a

744
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: tribute to you? Me saying scot Na the way Doctor

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00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: Evil does in the movie. And then he makes a

746
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Speaker 1: noise with his mouth that I can't replicate, but it's

747
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, Scotty nipa. Oh that was good? Wow?

748
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 2: And I made that. Now, what's another call, Jeffrey Party?

749
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Speaker 1: Oh good? What do you guys think about building walls? Okay?

750
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Speaker 1: Is this Jeffrey Park. He's on the phone from Pittsburgh,

751
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Speaker 1: sandwich Town, bathless burger French fries on them normally on

752
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Speaker 1: the side of the sandwich. Now it's under the bread.

753
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Speaker 1: We're a little mixed up here Pittsburgh. And now you

754
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Speaker 1: wanted to talk about these walls. And this is another

755
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Speaker 1: thing that has been becoming headlines.

756
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Speaker 9: It's real news. People are talking about building walls everywhere.

757
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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I know a little bit about swinging

758
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Speaker 2: a hammer. I may have built a wall or two

759
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Speaker 2: in my day, or even put up sort of a

760
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Speaker 2: sun deck just to get bronzed.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 9: I'm talking about people trying to separate countries from each other,

763
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Speaker 9: separate the world when we should all be one big,

764
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Speaker 9: happy family. But instead people are trying to keep people

765
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Speaker 9: out of other places. I've seen tons of walls.

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Speaker 1: Do you believe in anarchy? But do you believe in anarchy?

767
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Speaker 9: I believe that everybody should just do whatever they want

768
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Speaker 9: all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yo, here's anarchy for you. Jeffrey Party, here's anarchy for you.

770
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Speaker 2: And you just deal with what this sounds. Get ready

771
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Speaker 2: to hear what anarchy?

772
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Speaker 1: When you just finished putting fries on your sandwich? I

773
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Speaker 1: want it. I just take it from you. I'm invading.

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Speaker 2: I go crossing the wall that should be around your sandwich,

775
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Speaker 2: just in your in everyone's mind because you have ownership

776
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 2: of it, and because there's anarchy, and because let's face it,

777
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Speaker 2: I'm stronger than you are. I straight up take your

778
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Speaker 2: sandwich and maybe your girl. And now let's give you

779
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Speaker 2: another version of that story. Sean reaches out take your sandwich,

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Speaker 2: his hand smashes into a wall. And I would hate

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Speaker 2: to see that happen to my friend Sean. And then

782
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Speaker 2: with the speed that I reach, something bad is going

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Speaker 2: to happen, either to my hand or the wall.

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Speaker 1: And and I'm assuming in this story, if Sean were

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Speaker 1: to try to take sandwich out of somebody else's mouth,

786
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Speaker 1: he would have to have been bitten by some kind

787
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Speaker 1: of kissing bug. Yes, and I'd have a huge colon.

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Speaker 1: U not loving that comment, not really getting what the

789
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Speaker 1: thinking is there. The teeth don't play into I think

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Speaker 1: if I could weigh in on this, I think it's

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Speaker 1: that he's going to use the sharp teeth to bite

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Speaker 1: your hand. Am I in the neighborhood Jeffrey?

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Speaker 8: I think so.

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Speaker 9: And also I think that teeth are kind of like

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Speaker 9: the body's wall.

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00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: Well, no teeth are the Skelington trying to escape Number one?

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Speaker 1: Number two?

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Speaker 2: You don't I want to bite the Handcan you don't

799
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 2: want to bite the hand that feeds you?

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Speaker 1: And this hand feeds you? Funny good show, don't forget it.

801
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 2: So when you're thinking should I say this about something

802
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 2: like the teeth comment, have another.

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Speaker 1: Thought right after, which is no. And so that's a

804
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: good way to conduct these calls.

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Speaker 2: And that's not just for you, Jeffrey Parties. I don't

806
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 2: know if he does.

807
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, that's for everybody. Now, would you rather have

808
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: the wall around your sandwich or you want me to

809
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: eat it?

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00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 9: I think you seem nice, so I would let.

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Speaker 3: You eat my sandwich.

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00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: Okay?

813
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 9: Well, and I wouldn't buy you some.

814
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Speaker 1: Doubling down went back for it scotty dot.

815
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Speaker 4: Yeah, who's next, Annie to discuss? See Elliott really sing

816
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 4: music for the first time in ten years?

817
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Speaker 1: Any any any any? Not ring any bell? Any?

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00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 9: Hello?

819
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: And he's like the pasta rabbit right, okay? Any organic

820
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 1: pasta rabbit? Okay?

821
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Speaker 13: Same name?

822
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Speaker 1: Where where? Where where are you from?

823
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 13: I'm from Portland, Oregon?

824
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 1: Okay? And your boyfriend told you about the music news? He?

825
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Speaker 13: Uh no, I don't have one of those?

826
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: Actually told you about what her boyfriend telling her about

827
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: the music news. Yeah, and please don't say you don't

828
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend and cod in front of Cody by

829
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: the way, because he's rubbing his hands together nastily. He's

830
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: licking his lips sort of steepling his fingers.

831
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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you say you don't have one, that really

832
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 2: activates Cody in a way that harms the show and

833
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 2: our listeners.

834
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: Sorry, so you've got you're getting harmed. I'm sorry about you.

835
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna be hard. Don't be sorry. I can't get hurt.

836
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 2: No, Cody, please, And he's just he has his tongue

837
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: shot out and in and of his mouth, like multiple

838
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 2: times in a row, very quickly.

839
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Speaker 1: Like Spider Man's nemesis, the Lizard. Yes, the evil Lizard.

840
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Speaker 13: Well, I wish I could see it.

841
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: So remember the news you wanted to say, Yeah, how

842
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Speaker 1: does it go?

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Speaker 13: Well, it goes like Miss Elliott, who is musician rapper.

844
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Speaker 13: She's one of my favorites, miss Yelliot.

845
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I miss Yelliot.

846
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, she just released new music.

847
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Speaker 1: Because that's honestly what it sounds like to me.

848
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 2: I'm okay, okay, she released new music? Is she in

849
00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: the garbage bags?

850
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Speaker 7: What?

851
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Annie, go ahead? Annie? The question is is

852
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 1: she in the garbage?

853
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 13: I'm so sorry, I'm having a lot of trouble hearing

854
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 13: you guys.

855
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: Any the question is is the question is is she

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00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: in the garbage? Oh?

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00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 13: You know, I didn't see the garbage bags this time.

858
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,439
Speaker 13: I think she might be saving those for her next

859
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 13: music video.

860
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: Well call us then, oh, okay, Annie, call us, call

861
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: us when she does her next music video with the

862
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 1: garbage bags.

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00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, I definitely will.

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00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? And when are you going to call us?

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Speaker 13: As soon as I see Missy Elliott wearing a garbage bag.

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Speaker 1: It's in the okay, okay, when she does her next

867
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 1: music video, yes, okay, with the garbage bags. I hate

868
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: to do this. Say it back to me so I

869
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: know you've got it all right.

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Speaker 13: Next time that Missy Elliott releases a music video and

871
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 13: she's wearing garbage bags it, I will definitely call you, guys.

872
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 13: First thing, Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Dope and you got Scottie, don't, did Cody?

874
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 2: I love being bad as Ashley wants to discuss small

875
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Speaker 2: business Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, now this isn't now, this is perfect, now,

877
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: this is good. Now, this is really good.

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00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 2: Ashley, your friends ever call you smash lee when you

879
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 2: get straight twisted?

880
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, you bet I've heard that one.

881
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're getting crunked, oh damn.

882
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 13: Hey, guys, and.

883
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Speaker 1: When they call you trash and when they call you trashly,

884
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Speaker 1: justpe quiet for a second. When they call you trashly

885
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: because of your behavior with boys, those aren't your real friends. Yeo,

886
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: that's dope.

887
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 11: Do you guys want to hear something funny? My cousin

888
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 11: likes to call me ash tray?

889
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what's the funny thing? Just kidding? I was

890
00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: funny to do it to you. He's kidding with you. Yeah.

891
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, And I just wanted to say hiero and then

892
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 11: she's gonna shut up forever.

893
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 9: Okay, that's enough.

894
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 1: That's enough, Marine, Okay, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Marie. You cannot

895
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: be friends with a baby, Ashley.

896
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 2: What you can't if you walk around saying this is

897
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 2: my friend and it is your baby, or people could

898
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: be or people could take your baby and your friend away.

899
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: I don't think it's your baby. I think it's like

900
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,439
Speaker 1: somebody else's baby that you're that you're close to. That's

901
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,959
Speaker 1: not okay either. If your baby sitting and you're going

902
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 1: around calling various shows saying that this is your friend.

903
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: People will discuss you with the police. Well, I mean,

904
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: and it won't be in a positive I don't.

905
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 9: I don't have a lot of friends, so I just

906
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 9: I make do with what I can get.

907
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Ashley from Pittsburgh?

908
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 13: Just like Jeffrey parties.

909
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:17,240
Speaker 1: Which eye on the bread. That's really fun.

910
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 11: It is really fun.

911
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: That Roethlisberger is a scoundrel. Yeah, I'm glad he heard

912
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 2: his leg.

913
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: Now what's the what's the news? Business? Something? Business? Oh?

914
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, today is small Business Saturday.

915
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,919
Speaker 11: So I was wondering if you guys had had any

916
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 11: thoughts on small businesses.

917
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, well more tax breaks, yes, uh more tax breaks.

918
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: That's part of our plan. Should I not be saying

919
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: this yet? No? Go ahead?

920
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 2: Uh Hayes and I are announcing that since the current

921
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 2: presidential race is a bunch of jokers, wannabes, losers, dastardly dinguses,

922
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 2: and other such foolish shitness, we're going to actually clean

923
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 2: up this city and country.

924
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: Ready for yes, co president of co.

925
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 2: President of the city and eventually the country. But we're

926
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 2: starting small, and one of the first things we're starting

927
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 2: small with is small businesses and some small tax breaks.

928
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 1: Yes, and so we'll go into your business and if

929
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: you want the tax break, you give us some whatever

930
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: whatever you sell noodles, noodle store, if it's a noodle store,

931
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: we'll take some noodles. Give us the noodles.

932
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 2: And also maybe the tax break works both ways. Maybe

933
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 2: if you charge tax on your noodles, then you give

934
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 2: us a break on it.

935
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: And they can be old noodles, they can be like

936
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: yesterday's noodles. Oh, I don't give a shit, I'm not

937
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: eating it. It's just the fucking point is, don't throw

938
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: it away. Stuff that you were going to think I'm

939
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: getting shit. Somebody else like wouldn't be allowed to. It's

940
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: just about making me feel special. It's a life to

941
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: go in and say, hey, I'll take those noodles that

942
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: I'll take those off your hands.

943
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 2: Go what were you going to throw out? Is there

944
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 2: anything in your trash right now? Are about to be

945
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 2: in your trash? Because I'll take it?

946
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: Hope. You know that's a straight life hack. The noodles

947
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: that were too long and you cut off the extra

948
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: part of the noodles mm hmm. If you give me

949
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: those extra noodle bits. Yeah, yeah, give me the little

950
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: noodle bits. Mm hmm. I like them cut up anyway, honestly,

951
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: easier to eat. Yeah.

952
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 2: And another life hack is if you do have a

953
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: noodle and you don't have those extra long matches and

954
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 2: you need to light your stove, you can take a

955
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 2: short match light at the end of the noodle and

956
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: that'll burn the same you reach that in near the

957
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 2: gas burner. So there's kind of two noodle based life

958
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 2: hacks that we're giving out right now. And did you

959
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 2: have an opinion on your news piece or you just

960
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 2: knew the name of a day?

961
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 9: I did kind of just see it on Facebook and

962
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 9: thought that maybe it would be a.

963
00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 11: Good thing to say.

964
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: And then now what do we think? It was pretty good? Right?

965
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:04,479
Speaker 8: Yeah?

966
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 11: I think that you guys have really taught me the

967
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 11: value of small business and you know, economy and all

968
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 11: of that stuff.

969
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: Scotty dope and we've developed a seamless back and forth

970
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: Cody and I with the Scottie don't and the button push.

971
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 2: And Stephie just texted me so many calls with a

972
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 2: big exclamation point. Oh, I said, just but it was

973
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 2: probably eighteen minutes ago.

974
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: Let's I'm curious who's next on the.

975
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 4: Phone, Chicken Sandwich to discuss King Tut's tomb.

976
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:44,959
Speaker 1: Hello, Chicken Sandwich. Hi, Okay, before we get into the news,

977
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: what tell me about your discussion with uh with Steffie,

978
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: it was great, it was brief.

979
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 11: She mentioned the shower thing.

980
00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 1: Okay, she did mention the shower thing. Okay, And Chicken,

981
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: did she happen to mention that she was wearing a teddy?

982
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 11: She said she had a small teddy.

983
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's not accurate. And what did you say?

984
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: She's in like a jumpsuit, like a wind suit. It's

985
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: almost like what people, squirrel? Did you see terminal velocity?

986
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I haven't got that now.

987
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 2: Oh, Charlie Shesaki. Maybe it wasn't Nestussa. It was somebody

988
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 2: with a weird name though. But anyway, they're jumping out

989
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,839
Speaker 2: of planes. It's kind of like drop zone.

990
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 1: And so Stephanie can wear this thing and just run

991
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: around and simulate the experience of jumping off a mountain.

992
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,240
Speaker 1: She moves so fast.

993
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 2: But anyway, the noise she makes to refer to that

994
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 2: as a teddy is insane. What does she want that

995
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 2: I can't give her anyway, you had news Chicken sandwich.

996
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:06,399
Speaker 11: Yes, there's a new news I song BBC. Apparently there's

997
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,760
Speaker 11: a Secret Room in King Tut's too.

998
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: Okay, remember that funny song, Secret Room in King Touch Tube.

999
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: What a funny ass song. Number one comedy song of

1000
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: all the time.

1001
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 2: Imagine how hard you crack up the first time you

1002
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 2: heard that.

1003
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,799
Speaker 1: I can't listen to it Secret Rooms. I can't. I

1004
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: can't listen to it in the car. If I listen

1005
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: to it when I'm driving, instant accident. Steve Martin The

1006
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: Greatest and also Planes, Trains and Automobiles is a very

1007
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: funny movie. Well, not only that, it's a it's a

1008
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: it's a movie, not a who Planes Trains and Automobiles?

1009
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: You don't know classic movie. I just gotta sleep in

1010
00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 1: the same bed. I'm not kay, I want to sleep

1011
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: in there's a bed with you. Flight gets canceled. Imagine

1012
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: the funniness. It's funny stuff. I don't know what. You

1013
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: don't really know it.

1014
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 2: I know, being scheveed out by gay dudes is like

1015
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 2: a pretty big comment.

1016
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: It's very high up there in AFI is one hundred years,

1017
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: one hundred laughs.

1018
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well then I must have seen it. Uh yeah,

1019
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 2: I imagine having to share a bed with a dude.

1020
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 2: That's funny and you're straight, dude, you shut up, Chicken Sandwich.

1021
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to piece it. Chicken sandwich, I'm trying to sandwich.

1022
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: You're together dangerously close to being Scotty, don't it? And

1023
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: you are getting a zip it.

1024
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 2: So I'm just trying to piece together what it was

1025
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,479
Speaker 2: because I must have seen it. That is my kind

1026
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 2: of humor, and I am and that always makes me

1027
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 2: think of Scotty doesn't know as well?

1028
00:57:59,320 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 10: Right?

1029
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: It is interesting that there were two from Michelle Chacktenberg,

1030
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: the major Trip, major comedy artifacts about Scotty, like some

1031
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: negative associated with Scotty. What's what's up? Chicken? What what'd

1032
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: you say?

1033
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 3: Now?

1034
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: Now you go, Chicken? What you want?

1035
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 11: Nothing?

1036
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 14: Really?

1037
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 11: But what do you think? It's in the room?

1038
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Scotty, don't. Scotty don't. He's cleaning his room.

1039
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 4: So our next caller is Tim Chrees. He wants to

1040
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 4: discuss movie Specter.

1041
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey guys, Hi Tim, Hey Tim, you on a train.

1042
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 15: I am in the car right now.

1043
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: I'm on ice Han, you know, like the dining car. Yeah,

1044
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: imagine being on the train like plates trains at automobiles,

1045
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 1: but the train does not work at some point they

1046
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: have to get off the train and sleep in the

1047
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: same hotel room.

1048
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 15: It's it's funny. In the snuph movie Specter, there was

1049
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 15: a train and they had sex on it.

1050
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 2: Also, hmm, okay, See the human sex isn't funny to me.

1051
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 2: To me, it's the most natural thing in the world.

1052
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's because I've done it so much,

1053
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 2: but it just to me seems really normal. Speaking of

1054
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 2: human sex, Tim Trees, don't you have a girlfriend?

1055
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 1: Now?

1056
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1057
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: I do, Yes, Tim Trees. One of the best things

1058
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: about And it seems like here's a good strategy that

1059
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 1: you're doing, Tim Trees, because you work for Google and

1060
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: your rivals with Facebook, and so your strategy is to

1061
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: get me to not use Facebook anymore by by shoving

1062
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: your girlfriend in my face every day and bragging about

1063
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: being boyfriend's and girlfriends with her or something.

1064
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 15: Please going days, I noticed that Sean liked a picture

1065
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 15: and you didn't, and I was wondering, are you mad

1066
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 15: at me?

1067
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: Thumb slipped. The answer is Sean was mad at you.

1068
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: He was so mad that that his thumb had a

1069
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: slip reaction.

1070
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 2: I was angrily trying to close the phone. But you know,

1071
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 2: I don't know how these damn things were.

1072
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: He's browsing in the shower too, and imagine how slippery

1073
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 1: it can get in there.

1074
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, how do you do you have one of those

1075
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 15: Korean waterproof phones?

1076
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 1: No, John Hughes movies made AFIS one hundred years, one

1077
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: hundred laughs. I just checked, not a single one, sim

1078
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 1: Can you believe it? Honestly, Tim, what do you think

1079
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: about that?

1080
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 9: What?

1081
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: Uncley buck? You don't think that should should have been

1082
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: on there? No?

1083
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 15: Well, I think afis maybe at this point an outdated

1084
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 15: organization that's not in touch with you know, the current

1085
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 15: American psyche.

1086
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: What should I use Google movies?

1087
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 15: Yeah, jesus, it's algorithmicated.

1088
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: Five. It's faster than a f I give you a

1089
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: hungry games on there? Let me see there are no

1090
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: hungry games? Okay?

1091
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 2: All right, well I'm starting to side with Tim. Unfortunately, Tim,

1092
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 2: how'd you bag that?

1093
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 1: Babe? And this is the news, This is the news

1094
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 1: you wanted to talk about, right, extrae extra.

1095
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's honestly in my life.

1096
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: Ted point babe, what's up?

1097
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 15: We met in prov class.

1098
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Yes, and that's it for the improv guys.

1099
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, we made.

1100
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 1: What's Happening in the World of News? Tim.

1101
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 11: Oh, So this cool.

1102
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 15: James Bond movie just came out called Spector. I'm getting

1103
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Speaker 15: a lot of echo. Can you guys hear that?

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Speaker 1: You're fine? Don't worry about that echo.

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Speaker 15: Okay. It's a cool Champ Bond movie and it's called

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Speaker 15: Specter and I saw it yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And now you were talking about what happened

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Speaker 1: on the train, talk more about that.

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Speaker 9: Oh, there's this.

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Speaker 15: Really intense scene where he's fighting on top of the

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Speaker 15: train with the bad guy and his other agent has

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Speaker 15: an unclean shot and she says she can't take it

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Speaker 15: because she might hit Bond, and then she accidentally shoots Bonds.

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Speaker 1: Okay? Is that? And this is like a sexual euphemism

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Speaker 1: because you said earlier that that's what happened.

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Speaker 15: Was that a different train? There's true trains in this movie.

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Speaker 15: Chance's gonna love it.

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Speaker 1: And Sean, did you have that's a little too inside

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Speaker 1: even for me, say, Scotty, don't when I say it? Okay, Sean,

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Speaker 1: And Sean, did did you have something you wanted to say?

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Speaker 1: To Tim.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so Tim Scotty don't Yes?

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Speaker 1: Awesome? And should we be wrapping this up? Sode? Yes?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yah? Should we do one more call Cody? Should we

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Speaker 1: do the monster call?

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Speaker 15: Oh?

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Speaker 1: She says? Just Stephi's saying just burned through a bunch? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: quick hits Okay.

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Speaker 4: Michael to discuss advertisement for the Lord's Prayer before Star

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Speaker 4: Wars in the UK band.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Michael, who's this? Oh Hi, where are you from

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Speaker 1: Northern Ireland? How do you take your chips?

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Speaker 3: Brian saw?

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Speaker 1: Okay? And I was thinking about something about all this

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Speaker 1: stuff that happened there with like the instant bombs and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh right, did you see blown away? What did

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Speaker 2: you do you see blown away?

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Speaker 1: No, Scott, your dope? Okay. Next is Houston to talk

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Speaker 1: about clock boy. Okay, Hi, Houston still loading one second?

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Speaker 1: Hang on, we have a hang on to Houston. Hang on, Houston,

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01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: he probably can't hear you. Hang on, Houston, we have

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Speaker 1: in purgatory right now having problems. It won't load it okay,

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Speaker 1: and what a shame we didn't get Houston. Sorry, it's computer,

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Speaker 1: not me. It's computer not me. It's computer not me.

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Speaker 1: A fucking dork. Can we have anybody? Maybe we maybe

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Speaker 1: we bail on Houston not for sports. Let's see if

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Speaker 1: that goes. Uh huh, Scott Scott's for sports or Scott

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Speaker 1: for sports? Yeah, Scott for sports. You've got the Hollywood Handbook,

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Speaker 1: Quick Hits chat line.

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Speaker 12: Hello, I know you guys are big sports heads. What

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Speaker 12: was all the Lou Alminson talks? And I wanted to

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Speaker 12: talk about the new season starting up here of the

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Speaker 12: challenge and what you guys think about the Battle of

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Speaker 12: the bloodlines.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, Scotty Sports and Scotty Sports don't all right?

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Speaker 4: And next is Michael to discuss the current pop news.

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, Michael, you've reached Tarbi would hand but Quick Hits,

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Speaker 1: what's your one sentence of I.

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Speaker 3: Saw the culture news was Cards against Humanity made seventy

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Speaker 3: one thousand dollars by selling nothing.

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Speaker 11: Speak on that.

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Speaker 1: Cards against Humanity. We are no longer being partners with

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Speaker 1: them because I got a card combination that I thought was.

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Speaker 11: Is it one of those double ones with two things

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Speaker 11: you had to put in.

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Speaker 1: The two banks to fill in? Yeah, it sure is.

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Speaker 1: Anyway one of the blanks tell him about my car combination.

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Speaker 2: So one of the blanks, Hayes filled in with something

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Speaker 2: that he thought was very funny, and he posted a

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Speaker 2: picture of it on Insta and he thought, oh, I'll

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Speaker 2: get so many Graham likes on this. But what happened

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Speaker 2: is he actually have to go to jail Hitler Dick.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so you've seen this, you've seen it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was about Yeah, it was about Hitler liking Big

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Speaker 1: Black Dix or something, which I think he deserves to

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Speaker 1: have that. I thought it was a funny combination and

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Speaker 1: it did get some of the votes, which I think

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Speaker 1: is how you play that good game. As you say,

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Speaker 1: this is too funny.

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Speaker 2: Car, I have arbitrarily decided that either the one that

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Speaker 2: fits well or the one that's most random is the

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Speaker 2: one that I like random up right, Oh gosh, that

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Speaker 2: really can crack me up. Let's just do an example

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Speaker 2: right now, and this is the kind of thing that

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Speaker 2: might happen in the game, and that's real. So it

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Speaker 2: might say, uh, something that's yeah, okay, so the giraffe,

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Speaker 2: and then I'll go something that's gooey is uh, and

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Speaker 2: then you play your giraffe. Car, Yes, of course, something

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Speaker 2: that's gooey's a giraffe And now I'm fucking losing it.

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Speaker 2: My mom's pissing herself, freaking. Everybody I know is just

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Speaker 2: about throwing their head back, laughing. And the neighbors are

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Speaker 2: peeking in. That's right, Hayes. And we're pulling the blinds tighter.

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Speaker 2: But they've got some sort of like a like a

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Speaker 2: slim gym that they jack in between the window to

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Speaker 2: slide open the curtain.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say it's time for everyone else to

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Speaker 1: give up on being Rando because that Facebook ad about

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Speaker 1: the unicorn that's like pooping the like frozen yogurt or whatever,

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Speaker 1: really had a big cold, and and and it's and

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Speaker 1: it's a rainbow as well. It's pooping rainbow yogurt or

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Speaker 1: something like that. Everybody else go home. We found the

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Speaker 1: Rando West thing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this search is over and we can all go

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Speaker 2: back to our families.

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Speaker 1: Now do you think we've met?

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Speaker 9: Do you think we can get even more Rando?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's that's what I just said. And don't think

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Speaker 1: it was your idea. And for and for that, Sean,

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Speaker 1: did you have one thing that you wanted to say

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Speaker 1: to Oh?

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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, it's funny now that you brought it up.

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Speaker 2: I So Hayes and I were discussing this actually before

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Speaker 2: we even tape the show, and I wanted to bring

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Speaker 2: up with someone like you, Scotty don't.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: Next is Sam to discuss Charlie Sheen's HIV diagnoses.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Engineer Sam, Hello, engineer Sam.

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Speaker 9: Hi, thankful to be here, really happy.

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Speaker 1: How's your motorcycle?

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Speaker 11: Good is?

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Speaker 6: He said?

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Speaker 1: Good? Got him? He said that. He said that being

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Speaker 1: a bish was good. It was what's the news?

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Speaker 8: Charlie Sheen, diagnosed with HIV years ago, just came out

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Speaker 8: saying people extortioninated him for money.

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Speaker 1: So it's a plot. It's yeah, it's a plot.

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Speaker 2: It's a nefarious plot and I haven't gotten to the

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Speaker 2: bottom of it yet.

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Speaker 1: And it's fake. It's fake. It's a plot. It's nefarious.

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Speaker 2: It's actually currently the investigation still open, so we're not

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Speaker 2: liberty to discuss it, but rest assured it will be

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Speaker 2: settled and Charlie will come out on the right side

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Speaker 2: of it as always.

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Speaker 1: Scotty don't. And next, we've got how many more is these? Well?

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Speaker 4: About well is about three? But there's a lot lot

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Speaker 4: more that haven't been screened yet.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's do the middle one.

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01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:12,440
Speaker 4: Okay, how about Nick to discuss video game censorship?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I love this kind of stuff. Hello, Hey, Hello, Hi, Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's this?

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Speaker 14: This is Nick and I wanted to tell you about

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Speaker 14: an issue that is very I know you guys are

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Speaker 14: big gamer nerds, and you you might have some thoughts

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Speaker 14: on this. There's a game that's very sexy but very

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Speaker 14: tasteful called Federal Lives Green Beach Volleyball three, and the creator,

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Speaker 14: Shagara Miamoto, was saying that the reason they can't bring

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Speaker 14: this one to America this time is because of all

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Speaker 14: these of social justice warriors. And isn't it bad that

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Speaker 14: we can't have a fun safety beach game in the

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Speaker 14: United States?

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01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it porno shit going down on the beach

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Speaker 1: a little bit?

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Speaker 9: I mean it's a little you get a hint of it,

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Speaker 9: but it's mostly classy and there are a lot of

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Speaker 9: relationship elements and it's for adults only, so it's still okay.

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Speaker 1: Listen, let me tell you something. This is what's going

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Speaker 1: on because I do read game news because if I'm

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Speaker 1: going to play the games, I want to know what's

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Speaker 1: what's going on, what they're about. People are mad by

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Speaker 1: these fake gamer girls because they see these girls in

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Speaker 1: the game think maybe these are real girls. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: try to touch them that I can like play beach

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Speaker 1: volleyball with. They do what's the one You put your

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Speaker 1: hands together and you do like an underhand bump. That's

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01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:43,480
Speaker 1: a bump. Yeah, you do a big bump. Destroy your TV.

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Speaker 2: When you bump into and you're trying to sort of

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01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 2: accidentally bump into one of the girls, yes, or even

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Speaker 2: maybe put some kind of tie around her wrists when

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Speaker 2: she's in bump formation to play sort of a sexy game. Now,

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Speaker 2: I understand being upset about getting tricked. I don't think

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Speaker 2: there's anyone among us who didn't get X during the

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01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,720
Speaker 2: Jamie Kennedy experiment and look back and kick ourselves a

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Speaker 2: little bit. Sure it's funny for the viewers, but it's

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Speaker 2: not always fun for the person who's thinks they're in

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01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 2: a commercial for a new Jeff Goldbloom cologne and then

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Speaker 2: also thinks they hurt Jeff Goldbloom by spraying him with it.

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Speaker 2: So I'm the first to admit, yes, I've been upset

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Speaker 2: about this sort of thing, But I don't think that

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Speaker 2: all these guys being pissed about fake gamer girls should

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Speaker 2: be able to forbid this game, which you said is sexy,

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Speaker 2: fun and has some positive relationship elements from coming in

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Speaker 2: the United States, especially for a volleyball enthusiast like me.

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01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 2: A little bounce and jiggle never hurt nobody. And I

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01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,760
Speaker 2: think we learned that in Charlie's Angels, and we'll learn

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Speaker 2: it again as many times as it takes until I

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Speaker 2: get to see what I need to blast off when

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Speaker 2: I'm watching TV late at night.

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Speaker 9: Do you think virtual reality headsets could be a way

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Speaker 9: to maybe make it so you can meet these ladies

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01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 9: and form what is like a real relationship with them

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Speaker 9: so that it can be sexy at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I actually read something about this the other day,

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Speaker 1: which is Scotty do't all right?

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Speaker 2: I think he was gonna make a dirty joke about

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Speaker 2: a virtual reality giving headset. Okay, well, and I'm glad

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Speaker 2: we Scotty don't it before he made I could because

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Speaker 2: I didn't feel that coming as well.

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Speaker 1: I could. I could see that coming funny down the

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Speaker 1: train barriers were like coming down and.

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Speaker 2: There it's it's a yeah, it's a shaped thing that

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01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:40,680
Speaker 2: the train lives on. It can't leave it. But I

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01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 2: can see it coming from far away, and it's like

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Speaker 2: a not a one, it's like a it's like a.

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Speaker 1: Stripey uh, yeah, it's not a shine, but it's yeah,

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01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 1: it's like a ladder on the floor. Yes, it's a

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01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,880
Speaker 1: ladder on the floor. See you coming down the train?

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01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:03,880
Speaker 1: Now are we doing one more and then leaving? Yes?

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01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 1: All right, one morn out.

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Speaker 4: This is Joe mcgurrell to discuss the war on Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Joe mcgurrel. And it's Joe the Hammer mcgirl. And

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Speaker 1: he's closing it out with a good call. And it's

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Speaker 1: Hollywood Handbook computer froze again. Bye, Hollywood Hammbook.

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Speaker 4: This has been an Earwolf production executive produced by Scott Ackerman,

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