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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And today we call

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Speaker 1: a guy who has dinner reservations set for him and

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Speaker 1: his wife at a nice Italian place. Good job. We're

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Speaker 1: going to try and tempt him a bit with a

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Speaker 1: special offer where if he does a little something for us,

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Speaker 1: we might do a little something for him. Wow. Now,

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Speaker 1: of course, hours comes with a catch, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know how he doesn't see it coming in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now, we's phone taps on the twenties. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: am I speaking to Matthew Birds. Yeah, it was just hi, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from the Italian restaurant, just trying to confirm

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Speaker 1: your reservation with us at six pm tomorrow evening. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we will be there perfect. I just wanted to confirm that.

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Speaker 1: And before I let you go, by any chance, are

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Speaker 1: you an influencer? What do you mean, like a social

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Speaker 1: media per with influence? No? No, no, no no no, I

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Speaker 1: just work as an insurance stachent Oh okay, yeah, because

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Speaker 1: if you were, we were going to offer to comp

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Speaker 1: your meal for the night. But oh yeah, it's fine though.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to check and see, well, so it

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Speaker 1: constitutes as in like an influencer constitution. Well, honestly, it's

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Speaker 1: pretty loose terms. You just have to have a couple

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Speaker 1: hundred followers or Facebook friends and if you tag the restaurant,

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Speaker 1: post a few photos of your meal from the night.

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Speaker 1: But you know, if you don't have that, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: We can just do this as a normal No, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if that's all it is, I mean I can do

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Speaker 1: those things. Oh okay, so you are an influencer. I

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Speaker 1: mean under your definition, I guess I am perfect. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll just I'll go ahead and put a note down

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Speaker 1: in your reservation here and you will be taken care of.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, thank you man. Absolutely, So, I do need

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Speaker 1: your credit card for the table fee, so if you

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Speaker 1: can do what the credit I need your credit card

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Speaker 1: like for what? Well, there's a it was free. Yes,

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Speaker 1: your meal is free, but there is a four hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars table fee for influencers since you will be using

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Speaker 1: it for professional work. Whoa, okay, wait for my work?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? You said you're an influencer. So,

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Speaker 1: but I don't want to pay a four hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: table fee or whatever you're calling it. Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: that's just the start of it. We also have to

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Speaker 1: add on one thousand dollars room rental fee. Whoa wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: I'm not running a room. I just I just want

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Speaker 1: to have dinner. I don't think you're understanding. You are

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Speaker 1: getting that dinner for free. But like I said before,

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Speaker 1: since you're using this space for commercial purposes, there are

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Speaker 1: fees associated with that. What are you talking about? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that reminds me if you have an Android phone

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Speaker 1: versus an iPhone, there will be an additional two hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars on having an Android. Yes, it's a poor reflection

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Speaker 1: on our restaurant. We prefer all of our diners use

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Speaker 1: iPhones when dining with us. I have an Android. Oh

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Speaker 1: you do. Yeah, that's amazing. Most people will never admit

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Speaker 1: that over the phone easily. They try to dodge that question.

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Speaker 1: But it's great that you'll just fest right up to it.

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Speaker 1: We'll put that two hundred dollars onto your tab. Look, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is this some kind of scam that you're

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Speaker 1: doing to trap people in the band for more money? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Like you promise some free food, no, and you like

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Speaker 1: trap them in like this. Okay, I sense that you're

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Speaker 1: getting a little bit heated here, but just don't put

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Speaker 1: me down as an influencer. Let me go back to

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Speaker 1: normal and I'll just pay for the dinner. I'd see.

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Speaker 1: You're an influencer, but only when it's convenient for you. Stop.

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Speaker 1: You're the one who's saying that. Okay, maybe I should

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Speaker 1: call the newspapers and tell them about this situation. They

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Speaker 1: would love to hear situation. What are you talking? I

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Speaker 1: could just see the headlines now, local Karen doesn't get

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Speaker 1: free meal flips out on the entire staff. Hey, I

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Speaker 1: am not flipping out, and I'm not a Karen. Did

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Speaker 1: you just hear yourself there? That's you not flipping out.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Take my name off the reservation. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to eat there. I would like to do that,

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Speaker 1: but I'm sorry I can't, sir. Oh you ca Okay,

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Speaker 1: why the hell not? Cause I really don't work at

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Speaker 1: that restaurant. This is actually a prank phone call set

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Speaker 1: up by your wife. What. Yeah, My name is jeff

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Speaker 1: and I work on a radio show called Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We do phone taps and your wife,

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Speaker 1: Melissa wanted to set you up for this. Are you serious? Yeah? Oh,

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Speaker 1: my She told us about your dinner plans for tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: and she said that you love to get free meals,

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Speaker 1: so she thought you might actually go for it. She

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Speaker 1: was right. Oh my god, dude, I was so pissed

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Speaker 1: off right now. Really, I couldn't tell were you more

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Speaker 1: pissed off about the four hundred dollars table fee or

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Speaker 1: the thousand dollars room rental, because you do know, as

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Speaker 1: an influencer, you can't have one without the other. You

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Speaker 1: have to get charged for both. Yeah, like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm not an influencer. Local Karen flips out on radio host,

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Speaker 1: causes chaos. Local Karen, Well, could be international, Karen, since

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Speaker 1: you are at an Italian restaurant, So we'll work on

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Speaker 1: can broken. Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties