WEBVTT - Good Science: Cyclospora 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:05.840 The information provided on this podcast is uninformed and unreviewed. 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:10.159 Good Science does not do any research about any of 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:15.200 the topics discussed and assumes no responsibility for errors or 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:16.040 o mission. 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:20.480 Today's episode focuses on the cyclists orrea. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:21.160 I'll break. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:29.960 It's an emergency diarrhea episode. 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:39.680 That's Good Science. 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:50.960 Hi, it's brother Ededy Junior here, Oh God, and welcome 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:52.000 to Good Science. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:53.440 Eh. 0:00:54.280 --> 0:01:00.680 Today we're gonna be talking about the explosive diarrhea outbreak, 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:06.400 which I possibly have been exposed to. I'm not sure, 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:10.280 but I certainly have been spending a lot of time 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:16.160 on the old porcelain throne. As my father used to say. 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:21.840 They'd say in Camelot, there'll be a porcelain throne because 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:26.760 the Kennedys were known for our powerful shitting, and I'm 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:33.080 no exception today this outbreak, this is an emergency episode, 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:38.520 and this outbreak is sweeping the nation. It is far 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:44.320 more powerful, explosive, wet and yellow brown than anything else 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:48.640 we've seen since the mass migration into the United States 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:56.360 in the nineteen eighties. Now suffering alongside with me, he's 0:01:56.520 --> 0:02:03.080 the ever funny, all ways, bleeding out of his ass 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:07.160 and painted up white like my ell my soul. 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.880 It's Kyle quim Kyle. 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:16.240 Oh, Kyle, you're on. 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:25.079 Oh Kyle, Bobby, fuck man, I'm not doing good, Bobby. 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.600 Yeah, join the club, buddy. 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:30.920 This is your fucking fault. 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:33.120 By the way, this is your fault. 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:37.200 You're the one who said let's get together and go 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:42.519 to that Michigan Lettuce festival. I told you it was 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:48.840 a terrible idea. Over I thought it was gonna be fun. Bobby, 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.079 this is bullshit. Well I said you wanted to get 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:56.840 away from Sheryl. Now we both have fucking explosive ship. 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:01.720 For the first of all, Why oh god, I. 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:03.680 Just shut my brains out two seconds. 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:07.160 You have to see what you just ship now, Kyle. Yeah, 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:09.639 I just I mean, I just got back from the hospital. 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.679 It just released me. I'm shipping like a maniac. 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:14.240 You pussy. 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.359 You don't go to the hospital for diary. Babies get 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:20.280 diary way, they don't have to go to the hospital. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:24.880 This is different, man, This is a fucking crazy I 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:26.000 don't even know what it is. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:27.720 It's with parasite, Kyle. 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:33.680 It's a parasite called cyclosparias. 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:40.480 Cyclo what cyclics, hyposis cyclo cirrhosis, so it's psychosos like 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.680 cirrhosis and the cyclos arias. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:45.480 So oh, but. 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:49.320 That has my my skin is doesn't need to be 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:50.400 in the sun. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.640 No, Kyle, it has nothing to do. 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:59.800 Although technically the parasite is a psiias it's a siriasis 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:04.080 inside the butt, which is the technical medical term. 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.360 It's soetis in your ass. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:11.400 Yes. So what happens is the parasite enters through the 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.440 body through the mouth hole. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:17.680 It goes down what is technically called the gullet where 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:21.800 it lands in the tumtum. Once in the tumtum, it 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:25.799 mixes up with all the juicy juices and then it 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:29.480 attaches to the lining of the tum tum. When it 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:34.520 does that, it causes a crisis, which is a rash, 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.480 a gross rash that ugly people have. 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.800 But now you're ugly on the inside, Kyle. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:45.520 And because your body hates how gross and ugly you 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:49.880 are because of your disgusting psoriasis, that makes people think 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:54.479 you're the elephant man. But imagine all your organs being like, ew, 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:55.839 what's the gross? 0:04:56.200 --> 0:05:02.160 Students stop talking because you fucking just making the ship 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:05.400 come back up? O. Why did we go to a 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:09.279 fucking Lettuce Festival. First of all, people, you gotta understand. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.320 What we did. Okay, you gotta get what we did. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:16.320 Bobby wanted to go to this lettuce. He's blaming me. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:19.680 But we went to this lettuce festival, this Taco Bell, 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.080 and we started. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:22.560 Brought to you by Taco Bell. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:26.320 President Trump got me two comp tickets and I called 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:27.680 you up and. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.359 He said, this is gonna be fucking killer. All the 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:31.560 ladies are gonna be here. 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.680 There's gonna be so much pussy at the Lettuce Festival, 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:38.960 I said, And I said, Cheryl is doing a meditation retreat, 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:40.040 so we. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.600 Can go and she won't even know. I'm gone. 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:47.800 Rich to fucking sit. So we went to the Lettuce 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:49.440 Festival and I gotta. 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:53.040 What the hell are you doing? 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.520 I piled up a bunch of diapers under me and 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.440 I'm just making wet right here. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:05:59.680 Oh that's disgusting. 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:00.200 Bout it. 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:01.440 It's fucking gross. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:02.720 What do you want me to do? 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.400 I want you to go to the bathroom every time. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.359 You gotta go, right, oh, ship in front of me. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:14.840 I have a duty and an honored and this duty went. 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:19.320 No dooty is a d ut Why not? Duty is 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:22.360 a d oh oh d Why. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.800 Those are the same fucking words. 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:24.760 No, they're not. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:28.279 You do your dudey is like he's stop talking like 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:32.000 a kid. I'm not talking like duty is, dooty, dudey 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:33.039 is what a soldier does. 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:33.880 You're doing. 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.599 Duty is what a soldier does. Duty is what a 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:37.840 nurse does on the front line. 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:41.960 Yeah, everybody fucking poops. That's the fucking rule. No, we 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:43.719 all read that book as kids. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:47.160 No, dooty, you're talking about duty and duty is when 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:47.760 a toddler man. 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:51.080 You say that word again, I'm gonna fucking come over 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:54.039 there and I'm gonna explode my fucking ass in my face. 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:57.560 Oh you know what, It'll be like Ghostbusters and I'll 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:00.159 blast my ass at you, and then we'll. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.080 Cross our diary. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:07.320 Another from the fucking eighteen sixties. Stop talking like we're 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:09.120 living in like Eddie Murphy's time. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:10.920 I just don't understand it, Okay. 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:15.760 I Eddie Murphy audition for Ghostbusters? Actually, did you know that? 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:16.800 No? 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.840 It was written for him and he couldn't do it 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.840 because he was doing Beverly Hills cop. 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:24.520 No auditioned and he couldn't get it right. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:28.280 He couldn't because he was a star at that point. No, 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:30.440 I don't even know how I know this. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:33.080 Let me tell you something else. Did you know he 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:34.800 was supposed to be in Star Trek four? 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:38.640 Did you know that? 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:42.400 But he was too because he's a huge Star Trek fan. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.200 No, you're a huge Star Trek fan. 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:49.480 I'm a huge D spaced nine Fand okay, I hate 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:50.440 all the others. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:51.760 Know what you're talking about? 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:56.280 Well, so we go over six hundred varieties a bag, 0:07:56.480 --> 0:08:01.160 let us let us booth. There was a wait, guess 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.520 the weight of the bag of lettuce. There was a 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:09.080 fire the lettuce ball. There was go down on wet lettuce. Yeah, 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:12.040 go down on wet lettuce. Man, that was crazy. Those 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.400 six guys in the troughs and then there was wet 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:17.560 lettuce and that guy and they had to lick it. 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.280 And then they switch out the guys, and then six 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:22.840 other guys go in and you realize that all that 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.800 lettuce is not wet from water, it's wet from the 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:29.440 so ive of all the other men who have licked. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.200 Now, a lot of people out there are fucking pissed 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.480 at you, Bobby, and I'm one of them, and I'll 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:36.559 tell you why, Because. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:39.679 What's the company you work for. 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.360 I don't work for a company. I work for the 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:43.320 federal government. 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:45.199 Isn't that a company? 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:51.160 CDC director? No? Is the government? The government? The government is? 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:55.160 It is? Well, what is the government? The government is? 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:55.880 He? 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:58.600 You don't even know what the government. 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:00.480 I'll tell you I Understan standard. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:04.199 I was rhetorically asking it, which is that the government 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:09.960 is an organization made up of citizens that takes tax 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:15.599 dollars and allocates resources. And we elect people to positions 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:20.160 to either appoint experts or make these decisions to allocate 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:25.719 funds and maintain the governing body and institutions within it. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:27.720 What the fuck are you talking about? 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:28.440 Okay? 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:33.760 I work for the CDC, Kyle come director, I own 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:35.880 I'm the fucking out the cites. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:42.559 Well, you supposedly cut Everyone's mad at you because you supposedly. 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:43.360 Cut funding. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:49.480 About research and tracking this disease, right this this? 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:51.000 What the hell are you doing? 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:52.160 Ah? 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:53.840 What are you doing with your fingers? 0:09:54.840 --> 0:10:01.359 I'm nothing, un don't worry about it. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:07.360 You supposedly cut funding to track this virus, to track 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.480 this disease, right right? 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:10.040 What the fuck? 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:10.720 Whoa? 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:12.680 Whoa? Why is it? 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:16.680 Because everybody, well, first off, but we didn't even get 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.040 to our I'll tell another part of the lettuce festival, 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.319 and then I'll explain this to you. Okay, Then we 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:26.200 go to New York, upstate New York, right, we road 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:30.560 trip it, and we go to that bobbing for blueberries 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:35.280 place where we bob for blueberries and a little bucket, and. 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:38.160 You demanded we go to a like we go eat 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.760 more produce. You said we have to eat more produce. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.480 It's healthy for you to eat produces. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.480 But now we're fucking sick. Are you sure you're saying 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:47.959 it's not. 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:52.640 The problem cyclist? I know who the hell knows what 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:59.880 it is, Kyle. But here's what I'll god, here's what 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:01.000 I'll tell you, Kyle. 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:03.480 I got a fucking shit, I got a ship. We 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:04.680 better get through this quickly. 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:05.360 I'm fine. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:08.679 First off, I have a forty minute when from when 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.679 eye shit, I just shipped before the bucks, and then 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.880 all I have to do is do theuckcast. 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:15.640 I get back on the toiletad. 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:20.360 I recommend rubbing A and D ointment or petroleum jelly 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:24.840 on your asshole to make it not crack as much 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:25.600 when you shiit. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:28.040 What's the sea recommendation? 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:31.880 You could also use butter olive oil try not to 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:33.240 use seed oils. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:38.800 Tell me take it now. Remember we bob for all 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:39.600 those blueberries. 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.200 We got all those blueberries in our mouth, and we 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:44.319 were sucking down those blueberries. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.199 And then I used to get in every crevice. 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.559 Get them in the leaves, lick the leaves. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.400 Lick the leaves, lick the blueberry leaves. 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:56.920 Well, here's what I'll say this, blueberries for sal, blueberries 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:57.480 for sal? 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:02.280 Right? Is that a short story you wrote in college? 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.959 Who is yourselves? A famous children's book? 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.280 Yeah? You wrote it, right? 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:10.160 I didn't write it. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.520 It's from the nineteen fucking it's from when Eddie Murphy 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:14.040 was around. 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:14.720 I didn't write it. 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.320 I don't know about that shit. I'm not some pedo 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.319 who has kids books around you. 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:20.080 Sick fuck. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.640 I mean, you're a single guy with no children. Why 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.640 do you know about children's books? What's wrong with you? 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.120 What do you jerk off to make Way for Ducklings? 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.439 You know, the only book that you should read, You 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.320 should read make Way for Cucklings. 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:37.880 You fucking you're really aggressive today. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:42.920 My god, Bobby, have you ever read Makeway for Coucklings? 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:44.440 You fucking cockless pieces? 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:48.880 Okay, I think you I think the diarrhea is getting 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:49.120 to you. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:51.160 The DIY got diarrhea on the brain? 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.000 Can I ask you a few questions? 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:08.520 Now talk about the cyclist but series. 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:12.480 Yeah, let's talk about the crisis. And I have a 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:16.120 few questions about it. First of all, why is everyone 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:21.120 suddenly saying the word explosive? Why are they choosing Why 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:26.720 is that okay now in public or new for the 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:30.040 media to just start using the word explosive diarrhea. 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:33.120 That sounded like something like they would say on some 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:33.760 you know. 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:37.640 You would think it's something that people would reserve for 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:42.040 a real emergency situation. And also that invokes images and 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.000 terrorism in nine to eleven, which I think is the 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:49.320 reason the media is often trying to be sensational Kyle, 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:54.199 and they want to say explosive diarrhea because it makes 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:56.079 it more exciting. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:59.120 For the audience to think. People like the. 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:03.239 Words elive and diarrhea together. They're getting a little titillated 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:03.520 by that. 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.760 They get excited by it because they think, oh boy, 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.600 what's it like when you really get exposed? 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:14.960 You know you because they have diarrhea, Maybe it's not explosive. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:19.640 Explosive diarrhea first off, is a medical term for when. 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.840 This is oh, okay, so this is a technical They 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:22.520 use this. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.200 In hospitals, so they use it in the hospital. Yes, 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:28.760 it's a diagnosis. And this is where the intestine starts 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:32.440 to spasm. This is true, Kyle. The intestines start to 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:36.400 spasm because they're trying to reject the waste of the body. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:42.600 So in one felt swoop, the sigmoid colon spasms, forcing 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:45.960 all the liquid that's not being absorbed by the intestines 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.840 because of the inflammation and the colon. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.480 And using the psychiatrists blast out. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:56.640 Huh the psychiatrist, Now that's Sigmund Freud, Kyle. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:01.160 This sigmoid colon is the lower part. 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:07.280 Of the colon, and colon was what the Secretary of 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:09.560 State Colin Powell. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:15.800 No, Colin Powell who lied about the uranium in the 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:17.720 Iraq two thousand and three. 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.320 So let's say when explosive when they sometimes when people 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:26.880 use words excuse me, holy shit, my stomach like explosive diarrhea, 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:31.480 they start to not right now, Okay, I'm gonna have 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:35.000 a cup of coffee. I think that's a mistake. Are 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:36.920 you saying that the help we should be doing? All right, 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:37.880 I'll have some coffee. 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:40.680 Well, I'll give some advice about diarrhea in a second, 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:43.240 but I do want to get to the explosive Kyle, Yes, 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:44.400 what happens. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:47.040 When people get used to like it starts to become 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:52.360 you know mainstream that everyone's using explosive and then explosive 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:56.080 isn't enough to describe your crazy diarrhea? 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:57.800 Well, ironically we be using. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:01.600 What you're saying is that explode gets watered down, which 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:04.240 is exactly the problem with diarrhea rhea. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:07.320 Right, So what happens when diarrhea gets too what will 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:07.960 they call it? 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.040 Well, what happens clos anymore? 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:13.520 Well, what happens when diarrhea stops getting wet and starts 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:14.200 getting real? 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:15.920 Kyle, that's the real question. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:18.360 Well, explain it to me. 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:22.680 So I call it shot gun diarrhea. That doesn't seem 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:24.440 that seems like less than an explosion. 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:27.400 We could go we could google baby. 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:39.000 We could say tornadoes of diarrhea. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:48.480 I almost made. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:53.320 It through Google baby, Google baby. 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:58.440 Well, so you could say tornado diarrhea, hurricane diarrhea. 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:00.239 You gotta be more intense. 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:02.520 Get sale force diarrhea. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:07.560 No, that's nothing, holocaust diarrhea holocaust. 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:08.920 Okay, how about this? 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:14.440 How about mass diarrhea shooting. 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:20.200 Yes, mass shooting diarrhea. 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:21.480 Mass shooting diarrhea. 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:25.240 Okay, I really feel like the media should take. 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:29.480 That on now right right would call it what it is. Yes, 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:32.960 isn't just one single explosion. This is happening all over 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:36.320 America and they're shooting it out of their ass. 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:41.480 It's mass shooting, shooting, die diarrhea. I agree with you, Kyle, 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:48.040 and I want to say that first of cyclospirit syriky cyrus, 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:56.000 the parasitic ill it causes gastro intestinal issue. There's been 0:17:56.240 --> 0:18:02.080 over twenty three hundred cases of cyclist rocket so Harkonen 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:05.600 in the UH in Michigan alone. 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:08.680 St Okay, So is this a big deal? 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:12.480 People are all over I'm getting dms from all my 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:16.480 best friends in Austin, everyone at the mother Ship, some 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:19.840 still performing with this. Whatever's happened to me? Is this 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:22.160 a big deal? Should we be worried about this as 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:22.560 a nation? 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:25.919 Oh? Not really? Listen, this is why I took this 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:26.640 off the list. 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:31.320 There's a lot of things, Kyle, like lysteria E coli, 0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:37.439 this cyclosporisis that for some reason everyone's like, oh, you 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:38.679 gotta watch out for that. 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:42.320 You gotta make sure to clean the thing off. But 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:44.080 here's my theory, Kyle. 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:50.200 People are they get the disease and then their body 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:56.119 he adjusts. It's way healthier for someone to get the cyclosporisitis, 0:18:56.240 --> 0:19:02.119 to get listeria, to get jondice again, hepatitis, see and 0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:07.000 let the body naturally get HIV AIDS and figure out. 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:10.360 The body will figure out how to deal with it. 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:12.200 We don't need fancy. 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:13.920 And then it becomes stronger. 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:19.240 You're saying, you become stronger. You know, listen, look at 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:22.800 Magic Johnson. That guy's the strongest guy you've ever seen 0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:26.440 because he beat AIDS. And the way you do that 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:33.080 is by willpower, Kyle, not by medicine. So as CDC director, 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:36.879 by being the Health Human Services director and head of FDA, 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:40.399 I'm all of that. I am making this pronouncement now, 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:46.480 no more antibiotics for cyclosphericis, no more drugs for the 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:50.240 various diseases that faith. Just let him spread. You're saying, 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:53.320 letting it spread. You know what, Listen, it's what you 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:57.119 would say on your first date. Let's let's do it 0:19:57.240 --> 0:19:59.360 the whole country. Let it, let's spread. 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:02.760 I was just gonna say that because if you think 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:05.359 about what you do on the toilet, Bobby, You're letting 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:06.040 it spread. 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:08.040 Why not do that? 0:20:08.280 --> 0:20:08.720 Stop that? 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:13.560 Stop that. I can't listen to sound you make. It 0:20:13.680 --> 0:20:17.479 sounds like some sort of mating call of a bird 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:18.360 in the woods. 0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:21.159 Kyle, tell me how your crowd works going, because you 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:22.439 sent me a text Edd. 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:24.480 Yeah, well, I am still performing. 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:27.639 Like I said, I'm still performing out there. And I 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:31.720 did do a crazy route. I did get a ship 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:37.760 attack while I was while I was on stage, so 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:43.160 I was doing kill Tony the other the other night 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:46.399 and row ro was not we call him Roro as 0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:51.640 Joe Rogan Woods on the dais and I got. 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:56.680 A shit attack during my minute. Unfortunately, you got a. 0:20:56.640 --> 0:20:59.040 Gold ticket from this. I heard that you got a 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:01.879 gold ticket. Did I gotta go take it to Drew's. 0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:08.600 I can perform, well, I was given you. Yeah, I 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:11.439 get three minutes to do it whenever the fuck I 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:16.320 want during the month of August. If that if there 0:21:16.440 --> 0:21:19.280 is like if there's more than five thursdays in a month, 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:26.359 and I get if I clean up, if I clean 0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:32.159 up Tony's bathroom, I'm allowed to perform for three months. 0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:37.000 So basically what happened is Rogan or row Row was 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:41.719 on the days okay, and I got a shit attack. 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:44.800 I walked over to him. I thought it would be hilarious. 0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:47.720 I opened his mouth and I fucking let it go 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:51.480 into Rogan's mouth. I figure, Oh, this guy's been on 0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:54.680 fear factor. He would get it. 0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:57.119 He totally get it. He loves the fear. He's a 0:21:57.160 --> 0:21:59.440 fear factor guy. He's the kind of guy who goes 0:21:59.520 --> 0:22:03.400 yeah yeah. And plus he looks swollen with diary he does. 0:22:03.440 --> 0:22:05.800 He looks like he needs diary almost. 0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:07.280 And here's the thing. 0:22:08.000 --> 0:22:11.240 He lapped it up. He fucking loved it. I thought 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:13.600 I was surprised. 0:22:13.320 --> 0:22:14.320 He was into it. 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:18.159 Yeah, So I kept shitting and he kept fucking taking 0:22:18.160 --> 0:22:21.800 it into his mouth, and it was the crowd went 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:22.440 ape shit. 0:22:22.760 --> 0:22:25.560 Oh man, they must have loved it. That's real comedy 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:29.000 right there. You know, because you told me, you told 0:22:29.040 --> 0:22:31.880 me about how you came up in a class that 0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:35.920 you you always say, oh, my class, my class. 0:22:36.240 --> 0:22:38.520 You know, my class of people we came up at 0:22:38.560 --> 0:22:40.280 the same time. 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:44.360 You know, what does that mean? What's a class? 0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:47.800 A class is people who are the same age as you, 0:22:48.119 --> 0:22:50.840