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Speaker 2: Hi, it's brother Ededy Junior here, Oh God, and welcome

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Speaker 3: Eh.

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Speaker 2: Today we're gonna be talking about the explosive diarrhea outbreak,

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Speaker 2: which I possibly have been exposed to. I'm not sure,

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Speaker 2: but I certainly have been spending a lot of time

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Speaker 2: on the old porcelain throne. As my father used to say.

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Speaker 2: They'd say in Camelot, there'll be a porcelain throne because

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Speaker 2: the Kennedys were known for our powerful shitting, and I'm

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Speaker 2: no exception today this outbreak, this is an emergency episode,

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Speaker 2: and this outbreak is sweeping the nation. It is far

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Speaker 2: more powerful, explosive, wet and yellow brown than anything else

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Speaker 2: we've seen since the mass migration into the United States

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Speaker 2: in the nineteen eighties. Now suffering alongside with me, he's

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Speaker 2: the ever funny, all ways, bleeding out of his ass

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Speaker 2: and painted up white like my ell my soul.

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Speaker 3: It's Kyle quim Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Kyle, you're on.

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Speaker 4: Oh Kyle, Bobby, fuck man, I'm not doing good, Bobby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, join the club, buddy.

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Speaker 5: This is your fucking fault.

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Speaker 3: By the way, this is your fault.

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Speaker 2: You're the one who said let's get together and go

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Speaker 2: to that Michigan Lettuce festival. I told you it was

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Speaker 2: a terrible idea. Over I thought it was gonna be fun. Bobby,

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Speaker 2: this is bullshit. Well I said you wanted to get

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Speaker 2: away from Sheryl. Now we both have fucking explosive ship.

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Speaker 4: For the first of all, Why oh god, I.

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Speaker 5: Just shut my brains out two seconds.

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Speaker 4: You have to see what you just ship now, Kyle. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I just I mean, I just got back from the hospital.

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Speaker 4: It just released me. I'm shipping like a maniac.

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Speaker 3: You pussy.

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Speaker 2: You don't go to the hospital for diary. Babies get

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Speaker 2: diary way, they don't have to go to the hospital.

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Speaker 4: This is different, man, This is a fucking crazy I

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Speaker 4: don't even know what it is.

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Speaker 3: It's with parasite, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: It's a parasite called cyclosparias.

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Speaker 4: Cyclo what cyclics, hyposis cyclo cirrhosis, so it's psychosos like

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Speaker 4: cirrhosis and the cyclos arias.

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Speaker 5: So oh, but.

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Speaker 4: That has my my skin is doesn't need to be

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Speaker 3: No, Kyle, it has nothing to do.

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Speaker 2: Although technically the parasite is a psiias it's a siriasis

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Speaker 2: inside the butt, which is the technical medical term.

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Speaker 5: It's soetis in your ass.

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Speaker 3: Yes. So what happens is the parasite enters through the

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Speaker 2: It goes down what is technically called the gullet where

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Speaker 2: it lands in the tumtum. Once in the tumtum, it

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Speaker 2: a gross rash that ugly people have.

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Speaker 3: But now you're ugly on the inside, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: And because your body hates how gross and ugly you

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Speaker 2: are because of your disgusting psoriasis, that makes people think

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Speaker 2: you're the elephant man. But imagine all your organs being like, ew,

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Speaker 4: Students stop talking because you fucking just making the ship

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Speaker 4: come back up? O. Why did we go to a

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Speaker 4: fucking Lettuce Festival. First of all, people, you gotta understand.

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Speaker 5: What we did. Okay, you gotta get what we did.

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Speaker 5: Bobby wanted to go to this lettuce. He's blaming me.

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Speaker 4: But we went to this lettuce festival, this Taco Bell,

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Speaker 3: Brought to you by Taco Bell.

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Speaker 2: President Trump got me two comp tickets and I called

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Speaker 4: He said, this is gonna be fucking killer. All the

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Speaker 2: There's gonna be so much pussy at the Lettuce Festival,

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Speaker 4: Rich to fucking sit. So we went to the Lettuce

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Speaker 3: What the hell are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I piled up a bunch of diapers under me and

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Speaker 2: I'm just making wet right here.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's disgusting.

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Speaker 3: Bout it.

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Speaker 5: It's fucking gross.

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Speaker 3: What do you want me to do?

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Speaker 4: I want you to go to the bathroom every time.

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Speaker 4: You gotta go, right, oh, ship in front of me.

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Speaker 2: You do your dudey is like he's stop talking like

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Speaker 3: Duty is what a soldier does. Duty is what a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody fucking poops. That's the fucking rule. No, we

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Speaker 2: No, dooty, you're talking about duty and duty is when

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Speaker 4: You say that word again, I'm gonna fucking come over

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Speaker 4: there and I'm gonna explode my fucking ass in my face.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know what, It'll be like Ghostbusters and I'll

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Speaker 3: Cross our diary.

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Speaker 4: Another from the fucking eighteen sixties. Stop talking like we're

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Speaker 5: I just don't understand it, Okay.

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Speaker 3: I Eddie Murphy audition for Ghostbusters? Actually, did you know that?

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Speaker 4: It was written for him and he couldn't do it

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Speaker 3: No auditioned and he couldn't get it right.

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Speaker 5: He couldn't because he was a star at that point. No,

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something else. Did you know he

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Speaker 1: Did you know that?

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Speaker 3: But he was too because he's a huge Star Trek fan.

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Speaker 5: No, you're a huge Star Trek fan.

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Speaker 2: I'm a huge D spaced nine Fand okay, I hate

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Speaker 5: Know what you're talking about?

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Speaker 2: Well, so we go over six hundred varieties a bag,

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Speaker 2: let us let us booth. There was a wait, guess

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Speaker 2: the weight of the bag of lettuce. There was a

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Speaker 2: go down on wet lettuce. Man, that was crazy. Those

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Speaker 2: six guys in the troughs and then there was wet

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Speaker 2: And then they switch out the guys, and then six

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Speaker 4: Now, a lot of people out there are fucking pissed

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Speaker 4: at you, Bobby, and I'm one of them, and I'll

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Speaker 4: tell you why, Because.

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Speaker 5: What's the company you work for.

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Speaker 2: I don't work for a company. I work for the

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Speaker 2: federal government.

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Speaker 5: Isn't that a company?

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Speaker 3: CDC director? No? Is the government? The government? The government is?

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Speaker 3: It is? Well, what is the government? The government is?

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Speaker 4: He?

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Speaker 5: You don't even know what the government.

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Speaker 2: I was rhetorically asking it, which is that the government

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Speaker 5: What the fuck are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: I work for the CDC, Kyle come director, I own

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Speaker 2: I'm the fucking out the cites.

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Speaker 4: Well, you supposedly cut Everyone's mad at you because you supposedly.

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Speaker 5: Cut funding.

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Speaker 4: About research and tracking this disease, right this this?

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Speaker 5: What the hell are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 5: What are you doing with your fingers?

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Speaker 2: I'm nothing, un don't worry about it.

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Speaker 4: You supposedly cut funding to track this virus, to track

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Speaker 3: What the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Whoa?

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Speaker 5: Whoa? Why is it?

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Speaker 2: Because everybody, well, first off, but we didn't even get

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Speaker 2: and then I'll explain this to you. Okay, Then we

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Speaker 2: trip it, and we go to that bobbing for blueberries

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Speaker 2: place where we bob for blueberries and a little bucket, and.

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Speaker 4: You demanded we go to a like we go eat

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Speaker 4: more produce. You said we have to eat more produce.

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Speaker 3: It's healthy for you to eat produces.

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Speaker 4: But now we're fucking sick. Are you sure you're saying

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Speaker 3: The problem cyclist? I know who the hell knows what

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Speaker 3: it is, Kyle. But here's what I'll god, here's what

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you, Kyle.

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Speaker 5: I got a fucking shit, I got a ship. We

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Speaker 3: I'm fine.

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Speaker 2: First off, I have a forty minute when from when

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Speaker 2: all I have to do is do theuckcast.

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Speaker 3: I get back on the toiletad.

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Speaker 2: I recommend rubbing A and D ointment or petroleum jelly

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Speaker 2: when you shiit.

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Speaker 3: What's the sea recommendation?

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Speaker 2: You could also use butter olive oil try not to

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Speaker 2: use seed oils.

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Speaker 3: Tell me take it now. Remember we bob for all

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Speaker 3: those blueberries.

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Speaker 2: We got all those blueberries in our mouth, and we

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Speaker 2: were sucking down those blueberries.

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Speaker 3: And then I used to get in every crevice.

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Speaker 5: Get them in the leaves, lick the leaves.

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Speaker 3: Lick the leaves, lick the blueberry leaves.

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Speaker 2: Well, here's what I'll say this, blueberries for sal, blueberries

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Speaker 2: for sal?

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Speaker 3: Right? Is that a short story you wrote in college?

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Speaker 5: Who is yourselves? A famous children's book?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? You wrote it, right?

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Speaker 5: I didn't write it.

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Speaker 4: It's from the nineteen fucking it's from when Eddie Murphy

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Speaker 3: I didn't write it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about that shit. I'm not some pedo

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Speaker 2: who has kids books around you.

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Speaker 3: Sick fuck.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're a single guy with no children. Why

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Speaker 2: What do you jerk off to make Way for Ducklings?

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Speaker 2: You know, the only book that you should read, You

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Speaker 5: You fucking you're really aggressive today.

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Speaker 3: My god, Bobby, have you ever read Makeway for Coucklings?

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Speaker 3: You fucking cockless pieces?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I think you I think the diarrhea is getting

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Speaker 3: The DIY got diarrhea on the brain?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's talk about the crisis. And I have a

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Speaker 5: That sounded like something like they would say on some

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Speaker 2: You would think it's something that people would reserve for

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Speaker 3: For the audience to think. People like the.

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Speaker 4: Words elive and diarrhea together. They're getting a little titillated

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Speaker 2: They get excited by it because they think, oh boy,

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Speaker 3: You know you because they have diarrhea, Maybe it's not explosive.

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Speaker 2: Explosive diarrhea first off, is a medical term for when.

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Speaker 5: This is oh, okay, so this is a technical They

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Speaker 2: In hospitals, so they use it in the hospital. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's a diagnosis. And this is where the intestine starts

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Speaker 2: to spasm. This is true, Kyle. The intestines start to

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Speaker 2: spasm because they're trying to reject the waste of the body.

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Speaker 2: So in one felt swoop, the sigmoid colon spasms, forcing

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Speaker 2: because of the inflammation and the colon.

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Speaker 3: And using the psychiatrists blast out.

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Speaker 2: Huh the psychiatrist, Now that's Sigmund Freud, Kyle.

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Speaker 3: This sigmoid colon is the lower part.

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Speaker 4: Of the colon, and colon was what the Secretary of

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Speaker 2: No, Colin Powell who lied about the uranium in the

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Speaker 4: So let's say when explosive when they sometimes when people

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Speaker 4: they start to not right now, Okay, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll give some advice about diarrhea in a second,

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Speaker 2: but I do want to get to the explosive Kyle, Yes,

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Speaker 4: When people get used to like it starts to become

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Speaker 4: you know mainstream that everyone's using explosive and then explosive

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Speaker 4: isn't enough to describe your crazy diarrhea?

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Speaker 3: Well, ironically we be using.

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Speaker 2: What you're saying is that explode gets watered down, which

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Speaker 4: Right, So what happens when diarrhea gets too what will

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Speaker 5: Well, what happens clos anymore?

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Speaker 2: Well, what happens when diarrhea stops getting wet and starts

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Speaker 3: Kyle, that's the real question.

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Speaker 5: Well, explain it to me.

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Speaker 4: So I call it shot gun diarrhea. That doesn't seem

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Speaker 4: that seems like less than an explosion.

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Speaker 3: We could go we could google baby.

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Speaker 2: We could say tornadoes of diarrhea.

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Speaker 3: I almost made.

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Speaker 5: It through Google baby, Google baby.

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Speaker 2: Well, so you could say tornado diarrhea, hurricane diarrhea.

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Speaker 5: You gotta be more intense.

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Speaker 3: Get sale force diarrhea.

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Speaker 4: No, that's nothing, holocaust diarrhea holocaust.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how about this?

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Speaker 2: How about mass diarrhea shooting.

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Speaker 5: Yes, mass shooting diarrhea.

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Speaker 3: Mass shooting diarrhea.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I really feel like the media should take.

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Speaker 4: That on now right right would call it what it is. Yes,

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Speaker 4: isn't just one single explosion. This is happening all over

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Speaker 4: America and they're shooting it out of their ass.

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Speaker 2: It's mass shooting, shooting, die diarrhea. I agree with you, Kyle,

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Speaker 2: and I want to say that first of cyclospirit syriky cyrus,

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Speaker 2: the parasitic ill it causes gastro intestinal issue. There's been

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Speaker 2: over twenty three hundred cases of cyclist rocket so Harkonen

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Speaker 5: St Okay, So is this a big deal?

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Speaker 4: People are all over I'm getting dms from all my

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Speaker 4: best friends in Austin, everyone at the mother Ship, some

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Speaker 4: still performing with this. Whatever's happened to me? Is this

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Speaker 4: a big deal? Should we be worried about this as

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Speaker 3: Oh? Not really? Listen, this is why I took this

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of things, Kyle, like lysteria E coli,

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Speaker 2: this cyclosporisis that for some reason everyone's like, oh, you

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Speaker 2: gotta watch out for that.

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Speaker 3: You gotta make sure to clean the thing off. But

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Speaker 3: here's my theory, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: People are they get the disease and then their body

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Speaker 2: he adjusts. It's way healthier for someone to get the cyclosporisitis,

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Speaker 2: to get listeria, to get jondice again, hepatitis, see and

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Speaker 2: let the body naturally get HIV AIDS and figure out.

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Speaker 2: The body will figure out how to deal with it.

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Speaker 2: We don't need fancy.

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Speaker 5: And then it becomes stronger.

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Speaker 2: You're saying, you become stronger. You know, listen, look at

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Speaker 2: Magic Johnson. That guy's the strongest guy you've ever seen

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Speaker 2: because he beat AIDS. And the way you do that

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Speaker 2: is by willpower, Kyle, not by medicine. So as CDC director,

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Speaker 2: by being the Health Human Services director and head of FDA,

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Speaker 2: I'm all of that. I am making this pronouncement now,

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Speaker 2: no more antibiotics for cyclosphericis, no more drugs for the

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Speaker 2: various diseases that faith. Just let him spread. You're saying,

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Speaker 2: letting it spread. You know what, Listen, it's what you

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Speaker 2: would say on your first date. Let's let's do it

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Speaker 2: the whole country. Let it, let's spread.

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Speaker 4: I was just gonna say that because if you think

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Speaker 3: Why not do that?

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Speaker 5: Stop that?

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Speaker 4: Stop that. I can't listen to sound you make. It

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Speaker 4: sounds like some sort of mating call of a bird

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Speaker 2: Kyle, tell me how your crowd works going, because you

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Speaker 2: sent me a text Edd.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I am still performing.

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Speaker 4: Like I said, I'm still performing out there. And I

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Speaker 4: I was doing kill Tony the other the other night

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Speaker 4: and row ro was not we call him Roro as

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Speaker 4: Joe Rogan Woods on the dais and I got.

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Speaker 5: A shit attack during my minute. Unfortunately, you got a.

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Speaker 2: Gold ticket from this. I heard that you got a

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Speaker 2: gold ticket. Did I gotta go take it to Drew's.

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Speaker 4: I can perform, well, I was given you. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: and I get if I clean up, if I clean

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Speaker 4: up Tony's bathroom, I'm allowed to perform for three months.

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Speaker 4: So basically what happened is Rogan or row Row was

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Speaker 5: I walked over to him. I thought it would be hilarious.

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Speaker 4: I opened his mouth and I fucking let it go

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Speaker 4: into Rogan's mouth. I figure, Oh, this guy's been on

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Speaker 2: He totally get it. He loves the fear. He's a

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Speaker 2: yeah yeah. And plus he looks swollen with diary he does.

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Speaker 5: He looks like he needs diary almost.

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Speaker 4: And here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: He lapped it up. He fucking loved it. I thought

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Speaker 3: He was into it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So I kept shitting and he kept fucking taking

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Speaker 2: Oh man, they must have loved it. That's real comedy

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Speaker 2: right there. You know, because you told me, you told

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Speaker 2: you you always say, oh, my class, my class.

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Speaker 5: You know, my class of people we came up at

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Speaker 3: You know, what does that mean? What's a class?

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Speaker 4: A class is people who are the same age as you,

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Speaker 4: and you're in the streets, you're in the like clubs.

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Speaker 5: So like, uh me, Mark.

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Speaker 4: Norman, Wow, he's so boring it's amazing. Well yeah, I

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Speaker 4: mean he's he's he's kind of like misstatsus.

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Speaker 3: Bit right, that he's boring and not interested. That's what

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Speaker 3: he's playing about it.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, we're all playing basically. It's called the plane class.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we call ourselves economy essentially because we're the

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Speaker 5: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Don't worry, I'm pushing it in my diaper.

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Speaker 5: All right now, Bobby, I have some questions for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because we need to get to the CDC advice.

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Speaker 4: I came back from the hospital, okay, and I had

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Speaker 4: various explosive attacks.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to use that anymore. I want to

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Speaker 5: use the mash. I had a mass shooting.

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Speaker 3: A mass shooting attack, a mass shitting.

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Speaker 4: I had a mass shitting attack, even better, a mass

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Speaker 4: shitting attack at the hospital and the doctor, the doctor

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Speaker 4: had no idea how to deal with it, okay, and

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Speaker 4: he asked me to He gave me some samples of

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Speaker 4: my ship, and he asked me to show them to

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Speaker 4: you and lies and tell me what can you glean

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Speaker 5: At the sands? You can? I can?

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Speaker 4: I give you the samples now, and you tell me

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Speaker 4: what you see these samples. Okay, here's the first, uh shit,

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Speaker 4: right there?

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me see that.

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Speaker 4: Now, this is what would you would you describe it

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Speaker 2: Okay, I would say that's what we call a healthy stool.

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Speaker 3: Actually, Kyle, Okay, it is a healthy stool.

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Speaker 5: It's because I was hurting real bad.

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Speaker 2: It's creamy. It's in a swirl that has a softness.

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Speaker 2: Can you poke it with your fingers so I can

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Speaker 2: see the texture?

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Speaker 3: Oh it's tough.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that to me, maybe you need a little more water, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: But right there, that's not diarrhea. That's just a nice, good,

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 5: About ten minutes later, this guy came out.

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Speaker 2: Wow, hold on a little closer to the cam. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna say, you're getting healthier by the second, Kyle. That

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Speaker 5: Now you talked about crossing streams right right now?

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Speaker 3: Diarrhea? Oh no, Kyle, what have you done? What are

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Speaker 4: Well, you can't see it, but you know there's two

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Speaker 4: streams of shoes, streams and ship cross each other.

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00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 3: You could cause us to have a timeline jump.

454
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 2: What do you realize what you've done, Kyle could have

455
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 2: repercussions to come for the rest of the year. By

456
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 2: crossing those duty streams, you're changing time as we know it.

457
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

458
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 3: I'm talking about What does that mean?

459
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 5: What does that mean?

460
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 2: Each duty is its own dimension. Each duty is a

461
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: dimension of reality that's produced by what we call the.

462
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 3: Great God eye, the Brown Eye.

463
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 2: As the Brown Eye releases its waste, it is setting

464
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 2: in motion a series of events. That PLoP is the

465
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 2: only PLoP that happens one time. In a quantum reality aisle.

466
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 2: You can't have two plops that intersect. What you're doing

467
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 2: is bringing two universes into each other. Abag You ever

468
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 2: see Joshua Jackson in Fringe? Okay, you are going to

469
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: create a collision. It's going to destroy us.

470
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 5: All okay? What do we do about this? Okay?

471
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, how do we stay away from how do

472
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 4: we stay away from getting sick? Let's give some like

473
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 4: solid advice to people, all right it Instead of this

474
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 4: fucking multiverse shit.

475
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 2: Get yourself some acid from a home depot, hydrochloric, licurgic,

476
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 2: whatever acid works. For you, and you're gonna wash your

477
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 2: hands in that right to the bone.

478
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 3: Okay.

479
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 2: If flesh isn't dripping off, you're not doing it right, folks.

480
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 3: Okay, this is to clean the hands. Maybe also rub

481
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 3: your belly, balls and asshole with turpentine. Turpentine not only.

482
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 2: Acts as a as a disaffect, but it also is

483
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 2: a lubricant. So allow whatever's passing out of your body

484
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 2: to flow out faster.

485
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 3: Then finally, uh, you want to take.

486
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 4: Ah, Just just don't use that kind of like like

487
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 4: poetic language to describe like flow out faster.

488
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 3: It has to flow out faster because you have an

489
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 3: ass disaster.

490
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 2: Making diarrhea is a reason to not seison your steaks

491
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,640
Speaker 2: and chickens because you need to get in there and.

492
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 3: Thicken your shit. Bitch fuck Okay, anything of that.

493
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 5: What else do we have to do.

494
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: We've gotta spray windex on your fruit and vegetables, okay,

495
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 2: especially strawberries.

496
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 3: If you don't have wind ex use life all.

497
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 2: Or maybe you could use an oven cleaner or even

498
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: uh the copper polish.

499
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 4: Now they're saying water won't clean, it won't do the job.

500
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 5: So you're saying, spray home. You know, like counter spray.

501
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 3: Aren't you use.

502
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 2: Home cleaning fluid rubbing alcohol combine rubbing alcohol.

503
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 5: With why not just not eat the fruit?

504
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 3: Oh you can't do that, Kyle, because what are you

505
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 3: gonna do? Eat fruit loops and it cants shugar and

506
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 3: have a process urgent.

507
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, you con I don't know you're gonna

508
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 5: again if you keep doing.

509
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 3: What you need to do is you need to eat

510
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: double down. Okay.

511
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 2: If it says pre washed, just trust it. You don't

512
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 2: need to watch it again. Okay, so pre washed, it

513
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: is pre washed, just trust it. What about lettuce? We're

514
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 2: hearing a lot about lettuce. We got the lettuce festivals.

515
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: Should people be still eating lettuce?

516
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 3: Well, we'll take lettuce. Yeah.

517
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: People should be doubling down again. We want to get

518
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 2: this disease, Kyle. Okay, but you should double down on

519
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: the lettuce.

520
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 5: Like chicken posh hardy kind of or like a measles party.

521
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, or or an AIDS orgy. Whatever you need to

522
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 2: do to get that disease in you. And what I

523
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: recommend is go to your nearest Taco Bell because Taco

524
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 2: Bell has some of the freshest ingredients that come in

525
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 2: plastic bags and you could get lettuce right from Taco

526
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: Bell and order the new HHS special sponsored co sponsor

527
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 2: with Taco Bell. President Trump just signed the executive order today.

528
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: It's called the Lettuce Gordica.

529
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 3: No okay?

530
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 5: And what's in it? What is in the lettuce gord details?

531
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: The lettuce gor data is the freshest pre bag lettuce

532
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 2: that's stuck with all kinds of moisture and possible bacteria

533
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: that's developed on the inside of the bag. And instead

534
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 2: of a traditional a wrap, instead you just pull open

535
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: the bag and then just pinch the plastic bag with

536
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: the lettuce and you eat it plastic and all that

537
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: sounds trust you that.

538
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 5: We need this. This virus?

539
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 4: What is it a virus? Or is it a disease?

540
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 4: What is casamassa?

541
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 2: It's a parasite like the Korean movie and it is

542
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 2: a it's a parasite.

543
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 3: But it could be treated. Uh well, I don't really

544
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 3: know why, I mean you could.

545
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 5: First of all, how did it happen? I did it start? Okay?

546
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 5: People want to know. We know Jewish people, etcetera.

547
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 3: Et People bring disease into the right, They bring disease.

548
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 4: They brought it to Ellis Island when Eddie Rufhy was,

549
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 4: you know, the head of the country.

550
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 3: Or checking them all in right, Kyle and Elas Island.

551
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 2: Yes, Welcome to America, he'd go, Welcome to America.

552
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, he said, you're coming to America.

553
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: I'm checking. Yeah, not welcome. Welcome to America. The movie

554
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 2: Welcome to America.

555
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 4: Well they did another Welcome to America. Netflix tried it

556
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 4: but it didn't work. Right, Okay, so and we.

557
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 3: Know why to America too. You're not welcome.

558
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 4: You're not welcome. So who is behind this diarrhea? Who

559
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 4: is behind? What is the who's behind big diarrhea?

560
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 3: I'll tell you who's behind. Well, it's funny you say

561
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 3: who's behind big diarrhea? You get it? Kyle?

562
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, who's behind it?

563
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 3: Who's behind big diarrhea?

564
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 5: That's what I'm asking.

565
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 3: Right, behind behind, get it?

566
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 5: Behind? What?

567
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 3: No? No behind, like exactly?

568
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,719
Speaker 4: Who is who's big behind big diarrhea?

569
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 3: Right?

570
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 2: And that's what I'm saying is a big behind is

571
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 2: what makes big diarrhea. I'm asking you who's behind big diarrhea?

572
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: Who's behind is making the big diarrhea? Your behind I'm behind.

573
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 5: I'm asking you who's behind big diarrhea.

574
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 2: Just answer the fucking question. Who's behind who's behind? Who's

575
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 2: behind your behind? You're behind I'm not doing it. I'm

576
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 2: asking you who's behind big diarrhea?

577
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 3: I'm behind my behind? Your behind? They both?

578
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 6: Hell?

579
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 5: Are you talking about big diarrhea? Right, there's big diarrhea.

580
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 3: Big diarrhea. Okay, who's behind behind? Who's behind your behind? Kyle?

581
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 5: My behind?

582
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 4: What?

583
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 3: No?

584
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 4: Not what?

585
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 3: You're behind me diarrhea? Kyle? It's that's emple.

586
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't By the way, yeah, I watched you

587
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 2: to also know a way to beat this disease is

588
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 2: dry out your lettuce, crush it up, and then snort it.

589
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 3: That way, you're getting the lettuce and the disease is

590
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 3: going straight me.

591
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 5: I think you just want to snort something? Is that?

592
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 4: Oh?

593
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 3: I never, I don't want to.

594
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 2: By the way, we're not even talking about the other diarrhea, Kyle.

595
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 2: We need to get this any more important. The other

596
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 2: diarrhea is.

597
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 5: Okay, what does that mean? The other diarry is? Explain it.

598
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: It is just diarrhea that comes out of the butt, okay.

599
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 2: For instance, the CDC recently recognized diarrhea of the mouth

600
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: as an actual disease.

601
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 5: You know.

602
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 2: That's when you meet some fucking four foot ten little

603
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 2: butt plug of a woman who can't shut the fuck up.

604
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 3: That's diarya of the mouth.

605
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 4: So that is actually another symptom of this of caratosis.

606
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it could be cucumber toasters, celery toosis.

607
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 3: Whatever you want to call it doesn't have.

608
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 4: To speak whatever the parasite's name is any of the mouth.

609
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 5: But other kind of diarrheas are there? U.

610
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 2: Well, there's also I know you've mentioned this that you

611
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: have a do you want to share with the audience

612
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 2: that lately that is desire to kill Reappearlment ever since

613
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: you got sick.

614
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I don't know what it is, but I

615
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 4: feel like I've woken up, you know, and I'm a

616
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: I've woken up and cheers was on right, and ever

617
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 4: since I've had a desire to kill Reappearlman. Well, that's

618
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 4: just something about her irks me and I don't understand it.

619
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 4: And that's why I was coming to you saying why

620
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 4: do I have this ear?

621
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 3: Well, you have an infection.

622
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 2: It's a brain parasite that we also call diarrhea.

623
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 3: You want to oh shit, die?

624
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 4: Aria I didn't even notice that. So die rhea rhea.

625
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 4: You need to die kill Ria Pearlman. Yeah, oh okay,

626
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 4: So that's that's three diarrheas. Now, what what's another? Are

627
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 4: there any other diarrheas well?

628
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 2: Uh, there's diarrhea of the eyes, which is called criarrhea.

629
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 4: Okay, so criarrhea must be something explosive coming out of

630
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 4: your eyes, right, because that's the only type of diarrhea

631
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 4: there is is explosive. I don't know another one. There's

632
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 4: leaky diarrhea. Maybe there's squirty diarrhea, but so criaryhea. What

633
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 4: is diarrhea?

634
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: Well, I'm doing it now, Kyle, I don't know if

635
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 2: you So.

636
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 4: You have explosive Okay, you can't see this, but Bobby

637
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 4: has explosive tears coming out of his eyes.

638
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 5: So the eye is the ass of the mouth of

639
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 5: the face.

640
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you were right the first time. The eye

641
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 3: is the ass of the mouth, and what is the mouth?

642
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 3: Then the mouth is the brain of the.

643
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 5: Eyes, And okay, then what's the brain?

644
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,959
Speaker 3: The brain, the brain the head. It's like the gut

645
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 3: baby butter boy.

646
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 5: Baby carriage.

647
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, everyone likes the snack Kile oh, but

648
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 2: sometimes we need to pick me up. Oh, whether it's

649
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 2: before the big presentation, or hopping in the minute I'm.

650
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 5: Gonna fucking have a big presentation in a second, oh.

651
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, or or hopping in the minivan to pick the

652
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 2: kids up from soccer. I'm gonna drop the kids off

653
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 2: at the pool. Kyle, you know that one. Yeah, a

654
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 2: snack could be a little boo.

655
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 3: We need to get through the day. But the problem is, Bobby, no,

656
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 3: I'm doing. The problem is somebody.

657
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 2: Snacks are unhealthy, filled with processed sugars and fats that

658
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 2: actually slow us down instead of putting a little.

659
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 3: Bit of pep and our step.

660
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 5: It's fucking adorable.

661
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 2: That's why the friendly folks over at the Wall Street

662
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 2: hedge fund, who own an agricultural conglomerate, created Butterboy Carrots.

663
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 2: These Wall Street executives, along with the marketing firm and

664
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 2: I'm getting through it, hand crafted the story of a

665
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 2: farm boy who was caught in a butter churn and drowned.

666
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 3: Kyle.

667
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 2: The simple farmer parents buried the boy, butter and all

668
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 2: on the property in desperate grief until the next thring

669
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 2: are almost done. When fresh baby carrots were growing right

670
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 2: where his body was buried. That's when these fictional farmers

671
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 2: decided to share the butter Boy baby carrots with the world.

672
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: Butter Boy carrots are packaged in a massive facility that

673
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: has little to no oversight, and there's shipped straight to

674
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: you for your consumption. Next time you miss lunch, have

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Speaker 2: a crunch with butter boy carrots.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you think of, Kyle, What are some other uses?

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Speaker 5: I gotta go, I gotta go.

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Speaker 3: No, come on, no, Kyle, Kyle, No, No, no.

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Speaker 6: No, God, Oh my god, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Oh Bobby, Oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, Bobby, did you go?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 3: I made a big wet one. No, it was a

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Speaker 3: false attack.

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Speaker 2: You didn't make one bit of diarrhea. Uh what the

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Speaker 2: hell were you doing? I shipped all over Sheryl's throw rug.

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Speaker 5: I thought, I thought.

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Speaker 3: I had to go away.

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Speaker 5: It just didn't happen.

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Speaker 3: Kyle. I don't think I'm getting better. It's been like

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Speaker 3: two weeks and.

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Speaker 5: I just keep shitting Bobby.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you fucked up.

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Speaker 4: I didn't guys do some sort of research about this virus.

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Speaker 3: Oh way, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 2: Everything I've done I've done with some basic research I've

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Speaker 2: done through Jack GPT or talking to someone in the

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Speaker 2: green room of Joe Rogan's podcast. I am a dedicate

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Speaker 2: did researcher, and I am the head. I'm a doctor basically,

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Speaker 2: even if I don't have a medical degree, and I

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Speaker 2: want you to know something. You're gonna toughen through this, Kyle,

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Speaker 2: and when you get to the other side of it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm just gonna let it happen, Bobby.

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Speaker 4: I can't anymore, Bobby, Bobby, I'm shitting my chair.

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Speaker 5: I'm shitting my chair. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I just ship on a. I just I just ship

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Speaker 2: out my mouth. I wasn't puke, Kyle. It was ship

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Speaker 2: that came out of my mouth. It was ship came

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Speaker 2: out of my well.

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Speaker 3: What shut you out? My Kyle?

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Speaker 4: Don't cry, Bobby, don't cry like eving Criaryea of having Criarya.

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Speaker 3: Why Warya CRIARIEA. I think Sandra d is saying that, who.

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Speaker 5: Fuck are you talking about.

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Speaker 3: Like that? I want to reveal to you a secret.

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Speaker 2: President Trump told me not to tell anybody this, but

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00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 2: I feel that if you understood what was going on, truly,

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00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 2: you'd understand the sacrifice that we're making for this country.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean.

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Speaker 2: The Psychosporia parricide was recently discovered in a lab through

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Speaker 2: a serious experimentation and a series of Sora videos that

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Speaker 2: were made that speculated on the possibility of what could

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Speaker 2: happen to this.

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Speaker 5: They used AI to figure out what the fuck this is.

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Speaker 2: Of course they used Ai, Kyle, because AI is the

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Speaker 2: answer for everything.

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Speaker 3: And the way I figured out that if human beings,

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Speaker 3: and this is the.

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Speaker 2: Real reason I deregulated the cyclospour to put it in

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Speaker 2: the lettuce bags and on the bluebies is a national

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Speaker 2: security level clearance importance that only Pete's hegxeth and a

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Speaker 2: bunch of his bro friends are able to access the

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Speaker 2: Cyclosporia bacteriums parasite when put into a human body, has

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Speaker 2: an alien like the Gourney Weaver movie alien like conversion.

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Speaker 3: Remember an alien.

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Speaker 4: When the little No No No, No, no Yeah telling

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Speaker 4: me they were experimenting like some sort of like to

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Speaker 4: try to figure out some xenomorph shit.

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Speaker 3: It's not it's it's zeno morph. But it's ass zeno morph.

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Speaker 3: It's but xeno morph.

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Speaker 2: It's xena d'orf on golf Kyle, it is our bodies

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00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 2: are incubating systems that are taking the parasite.

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Speaker 4: My fucking god, have you telling me this explosive diarrhea

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Speaker 4: is like the alien coming out of the stomach.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's like the coming out of our ass, coming

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Speaker 2: out of alien.

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00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 3: Yes, we've made aliens.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, Kyle, haven't you noticed that every

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Speaker 2: time you have a horrible bout of diarrhea, a large

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Speaker 2: creature escapes out your ass that has multiple chambers of

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Speaker 2: mouths and it scurries away.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, because yes, yes, yes, Bobby, Bobby,

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Speaker 4: I got this.

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Speaker 5: I got this right here.

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Speaker 2: That's that's a super soldier right there. Kyle, Yes, it's in.

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Speaker 5: It's I brought a sample home from the hospital.

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Speaker 3: Boby. Yes, what what's Oh Kyle? No? No, Kyle Style.

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