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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini Episol Mini episode, motherfucking Mini ever Sel.

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Speaker 2: He got ninety nine problems, and the biggest one is me.

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Speaker 2: Welcome little Mama's and gentiles alike to another episode of

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Speaker 2: My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the conspiracies of you,

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Speaker 2: the listeners, You dickheads.

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Speaker 3: You motherfucking penis scalped individuals. How dare you get think

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Speaker 3: for a second that while we read your emails, we

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Speaker 3: aren't thinking about those goofy ass phallic templed come on

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Speaker 3: shapes on your your goddamn skull.

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on.

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Speaker 3: I'm fitting for it like stink German. And we're we're

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Speaker 3: grateful you're here with us. We are excited. We got

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Speaker 3: an email from a person named Carver. Carver sent us

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Speaker 3: an email. Yeah, that right from the beginning, I think

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Speaker 3: hooked us both.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. I think this guy has sent like ten

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Speaker 2: emails though right, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't know, I honestly, Oh yeah, because of the boringan thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this is I think Carver might be

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Speaker 2: our number two biggest email guy, next.

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Speaker 3: To Carlos Okay, that like Carlos is our most active,

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Speaker 3: but maybe Carver is the first, first in line that

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Speaker 3: likes us.

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Speaker 2: I think so. I think so. I think so Carver

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Speaker 2: is the one who's not gonna shoot us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or or alternatively, that lady did kill Selena because

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Speaker 3: she loved her too much, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: Like it could be.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if that's how I go out, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: You you would rather die by the hand of a

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Speaker 3: person who's too deeply in love with you then Carlos yet, Okay,

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Speaker 3: uh huh. I don't know if I agree. Really, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think that.

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Speaker 2: I think that.

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Speaker 3: If if someone murdering me because they love me too

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Speaker 3: much is the last thing that I see, I don't

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Speaker 3: know that my spirit will be in heaven. Really, I

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Speaker 3: of disillusionment that is gonna send me straight to hell

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Speaker 3: where I'm like, all of this is nothing. Fuck existence,

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Speaker 3: if that's what that means, and then the devil gonna

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Speaker 3: be like, we got another one, bitch.

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Speaker 2: I think you would only reaffirm that everything is meaningless.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I had a good time boom Iferens. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I was you can't say it wasn't here. I can't

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Speaker 2: say I wasn't at the party. I can't say I

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Speaker 2: wasn't at the party. That's really all I'm looking for.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't need to be a big splash, but you

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Speaker 2: need I was in there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened to David? Oh, a story happened to David?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not just like a quick eye.

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Speaker 2: You know, he died.

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Speaker 3: No, sit down, big dog, because I've got a tale

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Speaker 3: to tell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then because then you got it, and then

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Speaker 2: you start talking about all the funny shit I did.

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Speaker 3: That's good enough for me. Yeah, Okay, that being said, Carver,

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Speaker 3: don't kill me. Yeah, Carver, please don't kill Please, don't

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Speaker 3: kill David. And I'd go so far as to say,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I think there's an equal amount of don't

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Speaker 3: I think I think, when you're really thinking about it,

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Speaker 2: But I think maybe the founder of this platform, the

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Speaker 2: man that started it all. I'm just I'm just an employee.

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Speaker 2: I pay my checks.

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Speaker 3: I think, as we're so often reminded, people will love

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Speaker 3: the episodes more because because David is here, the show

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Speaker 3: really didn't find its legs until David showed up. And

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Speaker 3: in that way, I think the best way to take

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Speaker 2: I mean. But also don't forget who found me, you

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Speaker 3: It was Legston and hey, he's easy to find covers.

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Speaker 3: So if you're looking to shoot, I can give you

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Speaker 2: My block is after.

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Speaker 3: The Carver sent us an email.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can do it.

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Speaker 3: Langston and David, you're right, you're absolutely right, guys.

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Speaker 3: I love that. Yeah, I love the affirmations, and I

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Speaker 2: We are right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, You're absolutely right, he says. The guys

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Speaker 3: on the s curl in Beijing boxes do not exist.

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Speaker 3: I did not remember us saying I have zero memory

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Speaker 3: remember nothing.

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Speaker 2: We be saying. That's the problem a lot with this

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Speaker 3: It Truly, the fact that anybody would ever be held

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Speaker 3: accountable for the things that they say on podcasts feels insane.

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Speaker 3: You know, we're just talking, right, We just are making

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Speaker 3: noise for a certain period of time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really just a scam to get you to

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Speaker 2: buy tickets.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that I've said that. That said, it

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Speaker 3: didn't feel crazy to me that Escrol in Beijing box

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Speaker 3: people are just fucking seen g I.

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Speaker 2: No, I'll go with it now for the sake of

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Speaker 2: the movie. My lips.

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Speaker 3: Carver, you yes, yes, and and moreover, I'll forget about

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Speaker 3: this too. But uh, he said. He goes on to say,

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Speaker 3: or at the least they're in some witness protection program

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Speaker 3: because programs spelled with the E at the end.

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Speaker 2: Don't care for that, Carver, double m's too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot of ms. Carver, What are we

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Speaker 3: playing in over here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Come on, chill out.

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Speaker 3: What are you on the Great British Bakeoff next week?

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Speaker 3: What is this year?

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Speaker 2: What's your favorite way to spell program? You fucking nerd?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This motherfucker. Hey, hey, Carver, do you eat bread bread

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Speaker 3: with beans on it?

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Speaker 1: You? Weardo?

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Speaker 2: You eat spotted dick for breakfast? You goofball?

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Speaker 3: Fucking goofball Carver, But Carver says program because they know

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Speaker 3: the doors of these gentlemen will be beaten down should

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Speaker 3: their identities come to light. I tried, I tried, like

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Speaker 3: for men's haircare companies, and they really don't show up

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Speaker 2: Can I say, first of all, how many hours of

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Speaker 3: Big dog? Substantially less? I'll take the under Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I didn't dig that far off. But fuck yeah, Carner,

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Speaker 3: I love that. That's where you went with it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: two hours of research, he says, and didn't find anybody.

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Speaker 3: And that is fucking crazy.

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Speaker 2: That's wild. That's I do remember us saying that where

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Speaker 2: it's like, where are these guys?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're so beautiful, and they just seem like they

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Speaker 3: wouldn't age at all, like Hollywood should be investing in

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Speaker 2: Agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed.

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Speaker 3: So he goes on to say, which leads me to

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Speaker 3: believe that the men on the boxes do not exist.

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Speaker 3: These are possibly facial compositions. They're vultrons to take. You

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Speaker 3: take the best of several models worth of faces, combine

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Speaker 3: them together with photoshop in boom, you have the ultimate

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Speaker 3: model to portray hairstyles. I think this is a very reasonable, irrational,

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Speaker 3: not conspiratorial belief. Or it's one of those NDA situations

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Speaker 3: I need to clear my browsing history so my targeted

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Speaker 3: ads don't assume I have grain here. The searching went

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Speaker 3: to Touch of Gray for a stretch there.

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Speaker 2: Carver.

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Speaker 3: Oh, also, there's a jellyfish alien video going around, but

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Speaker 3: it's probably bird shit on a lens, so no big Okay,

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Speaker 3: h A lot to unpack there right at the end, Carver.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't get into the jellyfish thing. As for

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Speaker 2: you know that you knew that, Carver when you wrote

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Speaker 1: You knew.

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Speaker 3: We've never brought up jellyfish once on this show, and

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Speaker 3: you know why the fuck that is? Show the fuck out.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to mess with our money. Open your third eye, brother.

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Speaker 3: But so here's my only thing to butt up against

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Speaker 3: that is that this was pre photoshop. Yes, yes, I

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Speaker 2: Right, right right, I mean, I listen it. It does

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Speaker 3: And you know what also bothers me about this is

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Speaker 3: it's like, damn, that looks a lot like boking wouldbind, right,

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Speaker 2: It does feel like an Uncanny Valley type of thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not Jerald LeVert. That's a skinn are neck

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but boy is that a lovert?

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Speaker 2: That Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah. I I mean and and

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Speaker 2: and and and if anyone this is this is this

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Speaker 2: I I don't want to put words in your mouth,

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Speaker 2: but I think you're We will if we can get

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Speaker 2: one of these guys, we will dedicate a full episode

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Speaker 2: to the truth behind bro Where these men are and

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Speaker 2: if they were did receive the amount of money that

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Speaker 2: they should have. We're not gonna give them none, like

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Speaker 2: but like, but like, I would like to know how

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I we I would go so far as

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Speaker 3: guessing it. I will cancel on our most famous upcoming celebrity. Hey, yes,

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Speaker 3: Ken you embarrass who oh yes, of course is welcome

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Speaker 3: on the podcast boy, boy, do I got some questions

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Speaker 3: for him. We're calling upon you because we have we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fantastic truly. So is that how we feel about it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. You know who I want to find is the kids,

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Speaker 2: All right, I wasn't. I was not try.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you you you owe it to us and to

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Speaker 2: If anything, facts facts, facts, facts.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to tell the people where they can

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Speaker 2: Lord Darkansas. You ever played that? We'll talk about it after.

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Speaker 3: Boys wearing the hat shit looks gorgeous. Go ahead and

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