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Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to, I said no gifts. I'm Bridge D Wineger.

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Speaker 2: This is the beginning of the podcast. I've thought of

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Speaker 2: I've been kind of trying to release the anxiety from that.

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Speaker 2: You're traveling through Highland Park at five pm on January nineteenth.

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Speaker 2: The road is closed York Boulevard for a stretch, and

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Speaker 2: so keep that in mind. Those are That's essentially all

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Speaker 2: I have to report to you. So we're going to

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Speaker 2: now just turn our attention to the podcast. We're going

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Speaker 2: to get into it. We're going to talk to a

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Speaker 2: guest who I find extremely funny and I just adore.

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Speaker 2: It's Beth Stelling. Beth, Welcome to.

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Speaker 3: I said no gifts, So happy to be here. I'm

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Speaker 3: wearing no jewelry and I never will again. There's no

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Speaker 2: Wait, did you just have to take off a necklace?

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Speaker 3: Well, actually no, I do have a necklace on, but

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Speaker 2: You were wearing a bunch of chunky jewelry.

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Speaker 3: I took off all my chunky jewelry from the nineteen

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Speaker 2: What were the Tiffany necklaces?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so in the nineties there was these very popular Tiffanys.

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Speaker 3: Then that's how it latches. A tea turned into a line,

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Speaker 3: then anyway, that's what people wore in the front.

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Speaker 2: Wait, they wore the clasp in the front.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of stuff didn't make sense, Like the

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Speaker 3: Did you ever listen to corn?

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Speaker 3: It always seems so scary to me.

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Speaker 2: It always seems so bad to me.

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Speaker 3: I just was like, that's not for me. Anything goth

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Speaker 3: I need red on the outside and navy on the inside.

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Speaker 3: Which is a good one? That would be a good one.

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Speaker 3: This is Pritcher's gift.

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Speaker 2: Screeners for me are now just bordering on harassment. I'll

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Speaker 3: it's harassing mother nature and the environment. How could you

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Speaker 3: I guess it's a way to reach the more analog folks.

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Speaker 3: going to say, because it's a write off an expense.

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Speaker 2: Luigi's mansion should have a whole guy. It's I mean,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, note no, like here's where you can find

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Speaker 3: I mean there is the scientist.

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Speaker 2: Guy, right, doctor gad zooks or something.

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Speaker 3: Doctor Wait, dang, what's the place called hot topic? Doctor

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Speaker 3: hot topic? God zooks? You know, jokes are always funnier

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Speaker 3: when you can just riff them right away. But I

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Speaker 3: find that I've been truly brain dead, Like there's in

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Speaker 3: what I used to be able to go rip it.

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Speaker 3: I would be like, you'd say, doctor gad Zoos, and

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Speaker 3: I'd be like, yeah, doctor hot topic, not even a

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Speaker 3: great joke, thank you. That's actually what I was looking for.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's truly what I'm zoom.

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Speaker 3: No. I think it's I think it's the pandemonium. And

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm over here like saying I'm not very online,

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Speaker 3: Instagram and it brings me little joy, very zero I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna say, yeah, zero none, maybe even negative joy.

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Speaker 2: Well, you've got to follow some nice accounts. I follow

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Speaker 2: a few nice accounts that are just there, like nice photography,

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Speaker 3: The nature ones don't pop up enough. I mean, then

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Speaker 3: that will constantly bring me joy. They're definitely I mean

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Speaker 3: I'm being replaced as a stand up comic by memes.

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Speaker 3: I mean I already was replaced. Memes are everybody's favorite comic.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And it's not even like it's really a matter

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Speaker 2: Me, of course, it's just the moral point of it.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm discounting some of the good times I've

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Speaker 3: I believe, and I'm just like, I feel like I'm

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Speaker 3: It was there the whole time, Bridger, and while we

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Speaker 2: In that situation, you demand an even bigger room, and

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Speaker 2: look we have to talk about something else. You've avoided

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Speaker 2: no gifts. I love Beth Stelling. I'll scream it from

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Speaker 2: It's and now I'm looking at something here. It says

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Speaker 2: that feels like a lie to me. Do you have

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Speaker 2: I mean it's not my work. Certainly I didn't put it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm actually gonna need to see a little

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Speaker 2: Well, Unfortunately, this little card on here is blank, so

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Speaker 2: nobody can tell who put it in this gift bag.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, are you going to open it or what?

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Speaker 2: Well do you want me to is that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And I actually don't want you to do it carefully.

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Speaker 3: I love it if you just ripped it all open.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to yes, tissue violet tissue ripping.

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Speaker 3: I mean, okay, I'm so excited. And I said no gifts,

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Speaker 3: another bag. It's a hat on a hat what okay?

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Speaker 3: What are you reading? What are those says this?

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Speaker 2: Initially I initially thought this is some sort of traction,

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Speaker 2: Is this a it is a neck brace? Pillow?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you know you did mention I was on

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Speaker 3: the road again, you were You're right, I just haven't

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Speaker 3: you know. So it's kind of like when you don't

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Speaker 3: But anywhay point being, I do tour and I have

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Speaker 3: I also wear an eyemask on the plane. I was

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Speaker 2: Should I put it on now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I would give it a whirl if

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Speaker 3: I were you, And it's going to be something you

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear this to watch TV.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you could do that, but we don't want you

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Speaker 2: We still need to My neck is just a pencil.

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Speaker 2: But I'm sleeping better than ever.

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Speaker 3: It's so comfy, okay, And in fact, you know I'm

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Speaker 3: can also take out the inner brace ends up. I

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Speaker 2: That is your shoulder place, jaw or shoulder options. It's

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Speaker 2: nice that I have options. Should I take this?

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't want you to block your microphone

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Speaker 2: You'll figure a listener can do already.

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Speaker 3: I think you can go around under it here.

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Speaker 2: I may be commuted for a moment, and that's fine. Okay,

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Speaker 3: It's now place it on your shoulder, I say, but.

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Speaker 2: If we weren't on zoom right now, you would be

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Speaker 2: kind of cradling me like a boyfriend putting it on.

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Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, should I get mine to.

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Speaker 2: Get yours and demonstrate it because it is a little

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Speaker 3: let me grab it real quick. Right back.

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Speaker 2: It's a listener while she's going away. I'll describe this.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like a hard brace with a tail

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Speaker 2: that's almost like a scarf, kind of tailing down, almost

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Speaker 2: like a tadpole. And then it's it has stickers all

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Speaker 2: over it telling you where your body's supposed to be. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Beth's back and she's brought back.

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Speaker 3: Device with Okay, so here's my turtle. Yours is either

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's kind of a charcoal.

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Speaker 3: Mine looks the same on the camera, but it looks lighter. Okay,

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Speaker 3: to turn it like this sideways, yeah, and then like this,

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Speaker 3: so I put it like, oh okay, and then you're

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Speaker 3: gonna wrap it around and stick or you know, you

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Speaker 3: get it real tight or not tight, whatever you need.

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00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 3: Go ahead and just lean.

434
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 4: Oh fantastic, enjoy your flight.

435
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: On a flight, my head is just completely forward, which

436
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 2: leads to those dreams where you're falling and then waking

437
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 2: up in a jolt. Not anymore. This is beautiful. It's

438
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 2: like a it feels a little bit like a little

439
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 2: cocoon and that's just the right amount of pressure. I

440
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 2: might wear this to bed.

441
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, they might help you sleep.

442
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 2: I just got a new sleep mask, which is one

443
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 2: of those ones that is not it doesn't lie flat.

444
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 2: It's almost like too little. It's almost like a miniature

445
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 2: bra that you put over your eyes does not make

446
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 2: any sense.

447
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 3: I think I have one, yeah like that.

448
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 2: And I'm learning, like I'm adjusting to that because I

449
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 2: have heard those flat ones can lead to eye infections,

450
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 2: ew get pink eye things like that. I don't want to scare.

451
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 3: I never, Okay. I also use the kind that like

452
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 3: have almost little like you're saying, a bra that goes

453
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 3: over so they're not touching. It does close off.

454
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 2: All kind of little cups that go over your earth.

455
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that is the way to do it. You're right,

456
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 3: probably better for I don't know, like you're saying pink

457
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 3: eye for sure, but also anti aging or something. I've

458
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 3: not been using a sleep mask lately in my own bed,

459
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 3: which is not like me. I think I need to

460
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 3: find it. It's got to be somewhere in there.

461
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 2: It's nice to have total darkness.

462
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 3: I did get a new like Lunia pajamas are really nice.

463
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 3: They had so well. They sent me some like these

464
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 3: silk pajamas high waisted with pockets, yeah, pant and top

465
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 3: button down. And then they also sent me a mask

466
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 3: and it has like basically triangle here but silk still

467
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 3: pillow soft, but it does go right on your eyes,

468
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 3: so it's kind of.

469
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 2: Like Okay, and it's called Lunya.

470
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 3: L U n Ya love their pajamas.

471
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got to look. Do they sell men's pajamas?

472
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 3: I'm almost positive.

473
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: I mean I could get into a pair of ladies.

474
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely, they probably fit you better than me. I

475
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 3: got a honk and butt, which I love.

476
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind a nightgown. Now that we're on the subject.

477
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 3: You would look great in a nightgown.

478
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 2: Maybe I should look into a nightgown that could be

479
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: my name.

480
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not gonna, They're not over here telling you

481
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 3: you can't buy this is all I'm saying.

482
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 2: And now, do your pajamas have some sort of design

483
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 2: on them or are they just a tasteful color?

484
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 3: These? I have a ton But you know another another

485
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 3: one I like is eber Jay. They use that soft

486
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 3: Oh what's it called? I forget? Oh, it's on the

487
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 3: tip of my tongue. But remember I'm brain dead God

488
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:51,719
Speaker 3: not bamboo. So yeah, anyway, Luna's are silk navy, then

489
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 3: i'd get I have some evergay pajamas. I've got those

490
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 3: in like again, button down in pants or shorts. I

491
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 3: love their shorts. They were a pajamas or I have

492
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 3: all kinds of sleep outfits.

493
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: You have just a closet dedicated to pajama full drawer.

494
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 3: Of pajamas only all were just a slip with no

495
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 3: support for the you know, the boobs. And I'll also

496
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 3: wear a uh cammy sort of thing that is what

497
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,959
Speaker 3: are a baby doll type one that does support your

498
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 3: boobs kind of like is tight here and then goes out.

499
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 2: Kind of what you see like a Betty Draper on.

500
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 3: Madmen potentially like that, but it's soft. Yeah, it's all

501
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: about comfort. I have a few, of course, like you know,

502
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 3: sexy things for a partner, but I'm not like huge

503
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 3: on that. I don't know.

504
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 2: You've got a little bit of something for every occase.

505
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 3: Everybody, for everybody. Maybe it's oh, I know what I

506
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 3: was looking for. The word modoo m O D That's

507
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 3: what I was looking for. Am I gonna be? Okay?

508
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 3: I mean, isn't it?

509
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 2: It's job just absolutely deteriorate over soon. No, I'm the

510
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 2: same way. I like. I don't know if it's because

511
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 2: two years have passed and I'm just two years older,

512
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: or if two years have passed and nothing has new

513
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: has come into my brain.

514
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 3: Maybe them both combo potentially.

515
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 2: I am having.

516
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 3: Remember Sorry, I want to I want you to finish

517
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 3: your sentence. I interrupted because I wouldn't know what.

518
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I was saying.

519
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 3: I think he was saying, you were having a hard

520
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 3: time remembering.

521
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:33,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm having a very difficult time remembering anything recalling.

522
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 2: I mean I always had a hard time, like if

523
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: somebody said, uh like just basically with actors' names, considering

524
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 2: I work in the entertainment business. Cannot recall even a

525
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 2: favorite actor's name most of the time. But now that's

526
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 2: my whole, my whole world. But what were you saying?

527
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 3: I was yes, ending you and adding a curiosity of

528
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 3: whether you've been able to read a book in all

529
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 3: of this, because I've certainly purchased.

530
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: Them, okay, but you haven't been able to read.

531
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 3: I mean I have some I read one book and

532
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 3: I'd love to tell you the name of it, but

533
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 3: I just absolutely can I remember.

534
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 2: Well that that's a and I enjoyed it too. I'm

535
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 2: fully in that book because I will read on my

536
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: e reader, and so I'm not looking, you know, with

537
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: a traditional book every time you open it, you see

538
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 2: the title, you see the author's name. Now with like

539
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 2: a kindle or whatever, you don't see you see those

540
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 2: things at the beginning, and then never again. So I

541
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 2: frequently won't remember the name of a book I'm reading.

542
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 3: I did. This one was tough for me in the

543
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 3: sense that.

544
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 2: I also had it on tape sand Talk.

545
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 3: What is it that? By Tyson Yanka Porta. This is

546
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 3: actually a book with my with the Writer's Room that

547
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 3: we were reading like as a side thing. Oh, it's

548
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 3: a he's an indigenous man from Australia and it says

549
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 3: how indigenou thinking can save the world. And there's a

550
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 3: lot of things in here I genuinely love. Again, I

551
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 3: am not done with it. One of the greatest takeaways

552
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 3: that I'm gonna summarize it and probably botch it is

553
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 3: just the idea that in indigenous culture, and again let's

554
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 3: not take me as a reliable dictionary source here, but

555
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 3: one of the general ideas I take away from it

556
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 3: was the idea that if you do commit a crime

557
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 3: or transgression, their culture promotes accountability in the sense that

558
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 3: you will be punished, but once you've served your time

559
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 3: or fulfilled the punishment, you're actually celebrated and welcome back

560
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 3: into the community.

561
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: As you should be.

562
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 3: And that's what our society is one hundred percent absolutely missing,

563
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 3: because we're just denied tony, deny, which equals no accountability

564
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 3: because no one wants to pay the price because the

565
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 3: price is so terrible. In addition to time or well

566
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: technically it's typically no time at all, but public shame

567
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 3: and then never allowed back. Never there's no rehabilitation.

568
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 2: Oh that's a lovely thought. Oh I wish we could

569
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 2: somehow as a group get together and pull it together

570
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 2: because what's currently happening is certainly not working. I've got

571
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 2: I'm taking this thing.

572
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 3: Off, okay, but it looked great.

573
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 2: It feels incredible. It is more fashion. I mean, it's

574
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 2: fashion and function. I mean, let's be honest. What other

575
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 2: sort of books? What sort of books you normally read?

576
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: What's your bag?

577
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 3: The one I was really enjoying was Short Stories from

578
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 3: and again, I would love to tell you what the

579
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 3: book's called short stories been loving those. I do love poetry.

580
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 3: I love an autobiography, just a lot of.

581
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 2: Good autobiographies, fascinating details and just you get to fill

582
00:30:54,960 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 2: your brain with new information. Do you have a favorite autobiography.

583
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 3: I really loved. I mean, Karl Bournett's One More Time

584
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 3: stands out as one of the older ones I loved. Yeah,

585
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 3: I read it years ago, but I really enjoyed it.

586
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 3: Tina Feyz I remember.

587
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: Making me laugh out loud, Boston, very funny.

588
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 3: I'm reading Cecily Tyson's right now and again, I've, like

589
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 3: I told you in the Pandemic, I'll start, but her

590
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 3: life so far from what I've read. You know, the

591
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 3: fascinating part is almost sort of like these signs and callings,

592
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 3: sort of indicators from the universe that she was sort

593
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 3: of particularly special. Oh wow, Yeah, I know that sounds

594
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 3: like vague and weird, but you'll see if you read it.

595
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 2: Now. See, what you've just done is something I can't do,

596
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 2: which is recall any information from any book I've ever read.

597
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 2: I will finish a book and thirty seconds later cannot

598
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: tell you what it was about.

599
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 3: Or what I learned that makes me feel better.

600
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 2: My retention is very low.

601
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna I know, it doesn't matter. I'm just

602
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 3: going to find that book for you later. I don't

603
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 3: know why it's.

604
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 2: Bothering me so you're but you're sleeping on planes. You've

605
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 2: set yourself up to just be able to sleep. Have

606
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 2: you ever had trouble sleeping or a trouble plane situation

607
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: at all?

608
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 3: Only time I can recall is this past weekend, and

609
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 3: it's because I flew with Alanna Johnson and Moelch, who

610
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 3: I love, two comedians that I'm directing their show. And

611
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 3: we flew in a row which that I'm down for

612
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 3: love that all next to each other. But we were

613
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 3: in the area that is just cramped. Oh yeah, So

614
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 3: it's cramped and I'm very tall, and so my legs

615
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 3: are jammed. And this is the real kicker. First time

616
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 3: in decades, I've forgot my turtle, the gift that I sang,

617
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 3: and the irony is that I sent it to you,

618
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 3: probably right as I was about to board the flight.

619
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 2: I know you should have remembered.

620
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 3: It's terrible. So that's actually the worst experience I've had

621
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 3: recently on a plane because it didn't have my turtle.

622
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 3: If I had the turtle, I would have been out

623
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 3: like a light. But I was uncomfortable.

624
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: Do you take any sort of sleep aid or anything.

625
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 3: No. I've been flying for thirty years, so I'm it's Pavlovian.

626
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 3: Is that the right? I think I'm using that?

627
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: Sure?

628
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, Yeah, I get on and I fall asleep.

629
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 3: The one time I did use a sleep aid, drama

630
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 3: mean was more for motion sickness, and I accidentally didn't

631
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 3: think it through and took one for a flight from

632
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 3: La Da, San Francisco.

633
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 4: Forty minutes.

634
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 3: I was walking off that plane as if I had

635
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 3: a forty pound necklace on. I was supposed to go

636
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 3: to a meeting directly, and I called him. I said,

637
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 3: it's not looking good. I took a drama mean or

638
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 3: some people were going to call a drama mean. You

639
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 3: tell me, Yeah, what do you?

640
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 2: I guess I would say drama mean, but we both

641
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: say pajamas mm.

642
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 3: Hm, which I mean. I wouldn't be shocked if I

643
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 3: hit you with a pajama someday.

644
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: The pajama's pajamas. Halloween, Halloween, the a. It's a tricky

645
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 2: vowel that I can never really land on.

646
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, Halloween, Yeah Halloween.

647
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: You're from Ohio, is that right?

648
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

649
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 2: I feel like that that pronunciation is very Midwest Halloween.

650
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 3: What are you doing for Halloween? I seem to be

651
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 3: a flip flopper.

652
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: I'm a complete flip flopper. I'll say, well, this is

653
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: an A but envelope that's interchangeable for me.

654
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 3: Do you have any envelopes? I'll take an envelope. I

655
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 3: really can do both. I'm shocking myself.

656
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 2: So natural two different people.

657
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 3: Sometimes I just say things like, for example, my grandma

658
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 3: would say trace or something. Wait, what is she saying

659
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 3: trace instead of trash?

660
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 2: Wow, I've never heard that tra That gives it kind

661
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,919
Speaker 2: of a daintiness, kind of a it feels a little

662
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 2: more fragile.

663
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 3: Put it in. And then of course my dad's just

664
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 3: more weird, so like garbage or something like that. It's

665
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 3: just being silly. But I'm over here thinking like, how

666
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 3: do I really say it? I mean, I say trash

667
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 3: or sometimes I'll say warter again just like my grandma

668
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 3: or something. You'll say order, but I'm doing it on purpose, Okay, Yeah.

669
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 3: And of course if I'm at a meal, I'll say

670
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 3: like tap water or something like yeah, or if it's

671
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 3: a flight attendant, I'll say tap water from the bathroom

672
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 3: place and then she says, I'm not legally allowed to

673
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 3: do that.

674
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 2: I want you to go in there and push the

675
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 2: strange little faucet button that is barely functioning and fill

676
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 2: a glass with bathroom tap water.

677
00:35:56,239 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would get so say, speaking of pink iy

678
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 3: not good? Yeah.

679
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 2: I feel like there are some pronunciations from Utah that

680
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 2: I just can't stand for. And I don't even even

681
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: know if they're Utah specific, but things like crick for creek.

682
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: Like you like?

683
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like crick. It's just funny.

684
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 2: Well, of course it's funny, but it's I don't think

685
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: it's appropriate.

686
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're walking along the creek. What was the other one?

687
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 2: Rough roof on the hard one for me to get behind.

688
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 3: On the roof top click click click root beer. I

689
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 3: like beer better.

690
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: I like a nice root. I like it's more fun

691
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: to say, Yeah, it's more playful sounding.

692
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 3: Well we moved to Utah and lay down our roots.

693
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 2: I can't deal with that. It doesn't work for me.

694
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 2: But you know, I'm not gonna shame anyone if you're

695
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 2: a root drinker or roof repair. Yeah, rougher, I guess oh, yeah, okay, Well,

696
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 2: I'm now prepared to sleep a little bit more appropriately

697
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 2: on a plane. I I don't know. I dread being

698
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 2: on a plane for more than thirty minutes.

699
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 3: Have you avoided traveling or I think obviously we've been

700
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 3: through a lot with the pandemonium. Like I was very

701
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 3: you know, like I mentioned before, I was definitely not touring.

702
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 3: You know, I wasn't getting on a plane. That was scary.

703
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 3: So the first time back on was after I was vaccinated,

704
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 3: and you know, you kind of had that surge there

705
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 3: where we all kind of thought it would be okay,

706
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 3: you know, so I'm fully vaccinated, I'm gonna get on

707
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 3: a plane. I went to Glacier National Park with some girlfriends,

708
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 3: So that was like my first one. I think that

709
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 3: was maybe five months ago. So that first flight back,

710
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 3: it felt like should I be doing this?

711
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 2: It felt like I was disobeying somebody. Same it was

712
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 2: like I had jumped over a fence into my neighbor's

713
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 2: yard or something.

714
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 3: So you were also kind of probably you were probably

715
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 3: a little more cautious than even me.

716
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: I know I was. I was cautious enough. I waited

717
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 2: until I was vaccinated, and then I went home to

718
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 2: Utah and like April or May, and it did feel

719
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,760
Speaker 2: a little taboo.

720
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 3: That is also what I went to see my mom

721
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 3: in May.

722
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I went again during Christmas and then

723
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 2: it just felt dangerous again.

724
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was strange, right, to think, Okay,

725
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 3: well this year we're gonna have a little more normal.

726
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 3: We're talking about this Christmas, right, Yeah.

727
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 2: That was first Christmas back two months ago or ago or.

728
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 3: Whatever, and I didn't see anybody really except for family

729
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 3: because of the new feeling of danger again.

730
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 2: Yes, this new surge. And it was also like back

731
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 2: to the first flight after vaccination, was it felt a

732
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 2: little dangerous, but it was also I was so excited

733
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 2: to be on a plane to have that option. And

734
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 2: then this Christmas one, I was like, oh, yeah, this

735
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 2: is the worst. I despise this form of travel. It

736
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: took me essentially as long to fly to Utah as

737
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 2: it would have to drive because of all of the delays.

738
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 2: It ate a breakfast burrito in an airport. It was

739
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 2: just every horrible thing that could have possibly happened did

740
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 2: And I'm against it again.

741
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, because for me, are you feeling like you need

742
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 3: to travel at all? Really?

743
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: Because here for something that's not Los Angeles or Salt Lake,

744
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 2: that would be nice. Yeah, but who knows when that'll happen.

745
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 3: I know, I feel like I've been waiting on a

746
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 3: vacation for two years.

747
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:40,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

748
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 3: But the truth is, like I mentioned, I did go

749
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 3: to Glacier National Park and that really was a vacation.

750
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 3: Never been and my friend had her family had a

751
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 3: home there for many years, and so we got to

752
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 3: stay there and it was gorgeous. Went dog sledding for

753
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 3: the first time.

754
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 2: You went dog sledding?

755
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never done such a thing. And you know

756
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 3: there because I think too. I was such a little

757
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 3: animal lover as a kid. I wanted to be a veterinarian.

758
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 3: That type of thing actually would make me think, oh, no,

759
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 3: we're hurting them right. No, I don't know dog sledding,

760
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,479
Speaker 3: but being there and stuff, I don't know. They seem

761
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 3: to just absolutely love it. They all bark like crazy

762
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 3: to get chosen to go on the ride. And while

763
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 3: we were there, a little baby was born and the

764
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 3: owner was carrying the pup around in this pocket named Stitch,

765
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 3: and my friend Katie was with us just went back

766
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 3: because she moved there after we went there, because she

767
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: loved it so much.

768
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 4: Hooked.

769
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, she went back for more to the dog place

770
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 3: and shot us a picture of Stitch all grown up.

771
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 2: Oh that's so sweet. Wait, so walk me through this

772
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 2: dog sledding thing. This is fascinating. Do you just have

773
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 2: Are you the only person on the sled?

774
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 3: So you are. I was with my friend Nora, and

775
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 3: usually the bigger, stronger person goes in the back, so

776
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 3: I was like the daddy in the back, and she was,

777
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 3: you know, like a kind of similar. Well, I guess

778
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 3: in a sled you might go crisscross with your legs. Anyway,

779
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 3: I'm like behind her like this, my legs are in

780
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 3: a V. And then she sits in my crunch and

781
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: lays back and they zip you up basically and like

782
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 3: the kind of sled. And then the guy is behind you,

783
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 3: standing on the back of the sled and he does

784
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 3: have I'm like, does he have brains to pull on bust?

785
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 2: Right?

786
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 3: Yeah? I feel like maybe he does. But they listen

787
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 3: to him and his voice was just so deep and gravelly,

788
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 3: and he like he rewards them with you know, ad boy,

789
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 3: you're a good dog boy like that, and they don't.

790
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 3: I will say that one of the more shocking moments

791
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 3: was the dogs go to the bathroom even while they're running.

792
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 4: Of course I've never thought about, Yeah.

793
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 3: You know, Doris has a poop catcher behind it. But

794
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 3: these dogs, it's like it's going right in your face,

795
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 3: just cold wind and just just airborne diarrhea.

796
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 2: And and your arms are trapped.

797
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're pretty much trapped.

798
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what are you doing to protect your face?

799
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 3: Thankfully Nora was in front of me, so I just

800
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 3: kind of hidden her panting provy smell. But yeah, and

801
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 3: it's not like, of course, flying in your face like

802
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 3: a sick dogs. No, but they are like they have

803
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 3: They're like the front legs are running and the back

804
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 3: ones are going like like because they're still running, so

805
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 3: they're like side side side side side, a little dance

806
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 3: while they go.

807
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 2: And how many dogs are there?

808
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 3: I think about eight?

809
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 2: Whoa, so there are just eight dogs running and shitting

810
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 2: while you're kind of trapped.

811
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 3: I think I only had two ships.

812
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's too too many.

813
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, two ships in the wind, I agree. And one

814
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 3: of them was bloody, And of course the guy was like,

815
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 3: oh my god, she's been having some problems and I

816
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 3: was like, oh my lord, oh yeah, that role and

817
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 3: you're not sitting well with her? Was like, okay, I'm glad.

818
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 3: I'm a drink girl. I think I'm going to get

819
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 3: this part wrong. It was like a figure eight sort

820
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 3: of thing around their property, but like you know, massive, no, no, no,

821
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, maybe it's a two mile ring

822
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 3: or something like. It was long enough, but by the

823
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 3: end you were pretty much ready to be done. Have yeah,

824
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 3: have you ever been horseback riding?

825
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 2: I went once in I want to say, fourth grade. Okay,

826
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 2: I had a wonderful time.

827
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 3: I've been twice as an adult out.

828
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 2: Here out just in Los Angeles.

829
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

830
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 3: I just decided to do it because I you know,

831
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 3: I never did it. I did it once at a

832
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 3: birthday party in like third grade or something. But similarly,

833
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 3: like once you're done, like you've kind of reached your

834
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 3: cap and you kind of want to get off and

835
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 3: get back to land. So it's like a movement thing

836
00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 3: that you're like.

837
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 2: Okay, something jolted.

838
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 3: I really yeah, I kind of want to show you

839
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 3: a pick.

840
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 2: But where were you riding horses? In Los Angeles?

841
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 3: Malibu riders. I do recommend it. There's really no training,

842
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 3: you just hop on. I went with the Tiffany and

843
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 3: Danielle putter Ball. We made it a habit. This is

844
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 3: the It would have been year three if we went

845
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 3: so we're due for a ride because this will be

846
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 3: year three, around the new year that we've gone. But

847
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: last time they got a little crazy. We did a

848
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 3: new trail and we got a lost control. They like

849
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 3: kind of broke away, and we all thought we were

850
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 3: gonna die. We were like on the edge of a

851
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 3: trail in the mountains of Malibu, and I look back

852
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 3: and they're like petite little women, especially Tiffany. It looked

853
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 3: like a muppet on the back of a horse. You're

854
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 3: just like, you know, we were just like I kind

855
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 3: of felt like I was going to fall off the

856
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 3: side of the mountain. And then afterwards, of course, once

857
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 3: I survived, I couldn't stop laughing. Once I knew I

858
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 3: wasn't gonna.

859
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: I've heard they give like you can get on a

860
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 2: horse and they'll like give you a tour of the

861
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 2: old set for mash or something. It feels like a

862
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: decent Los Angeles. I might be making that up too,

863
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 2: all right, Okay, I think we're gonna play a game.

864
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 2: Oh we're gonna play a game called What's My Gift Master?

865
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 2: So I need a number between one and ten from you.

866
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go nine.

867
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to do some calculating. I have to

868
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 2: get the game pieces. So while I do that, you

869
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 2: can recommend something, you can promote something, you have the mic.

870
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 2: I'll be right back.

871
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Okay, So I'm obviously going to promote

872
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,399
Speaker 3: that you all watch my stand up special. It's called

873
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 3: Girl Daddy and it's on HBO Max. I also have

874
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 3: a half hour on Netflix the stand Ups, Season one,

875
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 3: episode five. I think that's all the things that I

876
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,919
Speaker 3: would like you to watch. The other stuff is pure garbage.

877
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 3: And all the comics lately have been so happy, like

878
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 3: they up in arms, like they took our albums off

879
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 3: Spotify and iTunes or something, and I'm over here like

880
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 3: thank god, I hated those. So yeah, and I also

881
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 3: just got this for Christmas. I haven't opened it yet.

882
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 3: As you know, I was talking about santalk earlier. That's

883
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 3: a good reef. And I just got thrown a Burke's

884
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 3: new book Unbound.

885
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 2: Those are good recommendations. Yeah, Okay, this is how gift

886
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 2: master works. I'm going to name three gifts, three items

887
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 2: you can give away. Then I'm going to name three celebrities,

888
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 2: and you're going to tell me which celebrity you'll give

889
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 2: which gift, and why does that make sense?

890
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 3: M hm.

891
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 2: Okay, the three gifts you'll be giving are Number one,

892
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 2: this is an experienced gift. This is a fall from grace,

893
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 2: so the person will have a complete fall from grace.

894
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 3: Okay.

895
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 2: Number two is over five hundred dollars in valuable coupon.

896
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 2: That's just those could be to any retailer you know

897
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 2: that discounts on various goods and services. And number two three,

898
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 2: this is a this is a decent gift. I mean

899
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 2: it's a piece of real estate. It's a condo in Houston.

900
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 3: Mmmm.

901
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 2: Okay, so those you'll be giving those two the following people.

902
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 2: Let's scroll through the Google doc that grows with each

903
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 2: passing day. Let's see here. Okay, the celebrities are none

904
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: other than Jennifer Lopez, and we've got Julie Chen Moonvez

905
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 2: who is kind of hosting Big Brother. And finally, Joel Ostein.

906
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 3: Okay, well, arguably Joel Ostein has fallen from grace several times.

907
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 3: I'll give one more fall from grace just and hope

908
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 3: that he clinks down to hell. What's a prominent fall

909
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: from Yeah, this man? After after I bring up sand

910
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 3: talk and how people should be able to re enter

911
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 3: society after paying for their transgressions. Yeah, but that is

912
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 3: like a new level of righteous. Gemstone was like, what

913
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 3: was that Steve Martin movie about? You know what I'm saying? Oh,

914
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 3: not living on a prayer faith something?

915
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 2: I never saw that movie.

916
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 3: Oh god, it was like one of my favorite movies

917
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 3: as a kid, and I would be interested in rewatching it. Now.

918
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 2: Does he play like a pastor?

919
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 3: He does a bit of a bit of a crooked one.

920
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 3: I think it's called Leap of Faith, a nineteen ninety

921
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 3: two film, and.

922
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 2: I just never heard of it.

923
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 3: Well, I loved it so and I think I'm right

924
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 3: it's ringing a bell. I'm sure that's correct. AnyWho, So

925
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give Joel. I'm gonna give Joel that fault

926
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 3: from Grace because I don't think Julie deserves it. I

927
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 3: don't watch Big Brother, but it doesn't feel like she

928
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 3: deserves it. And j Loo's I feel like, would be

929
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 3: so messy. I feel like we find out all kinds

930
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 3: of stuff we do not want to know.

931
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 2: All right, we need to keep j Loo exactly what

932
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 2: we think she is.

933
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, and give her the condo in Houston you know, well,

934
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 3: in case they have another one of those freezeovers, then

935
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 3: she'll say, I'm to take care of the community and

936
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 3: give everybody heaters and stuff.

937
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: She has the money, she could use that as her

938
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 2: h Q.

939
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then maybe that will bring a head to

940
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 3: head with Ted Cruz and j lo oh, and I'd

941
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 3: love to see them face.

942
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 2: Off for her to just crush Ted Cruz exactly, absolutely

943
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 2: stamp him out.

944
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 3: And then Julie is going to get those valued five

945
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 3: dollars value of coupons just because I feel like big

946
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 3: brother does not have good craft services and she's going

947
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 3: to need a snack from William's Sonoma or what's another place?

948
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 3: Gosh see, I'm brain dead. Where would you send people?

949
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 3: Remember the New York Adult not Doulceian Cabana.

950
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking, Luca Denon de Luca, thank.

951
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 3: You so much.

952
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 2: I mean, we got it there.

953
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 3: I think if yeah, I'm going to start doing writing

954
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 3: interviews again, like for a new writing job, and be

955
00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 3: like I'm actually a team Bridger Wenger. I don't know

956
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 3: if you know him, and he doesn't know it, but

957
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 3: I do need him to finish my sentences because it's

958
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 3: a guessing game. Really, I'm gonna pitch good stuff, but

959
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 3: it's gonna come out of his mouth.

960
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna need to crutch slight memory crutch. I'm

961
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: fine with that. I'm fine. Let's work as a team

962
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 2: as our brains just absolutely turned to mush. But I

963
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 2: think that was excellently played. I can see Julie with

964
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 2: a big coupon book in her purse, just whipping that

965
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 2: thing out to save like fifty cents off a candy bar,

966
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 2: you know, getting a little discount on some detergent or something.

967
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 2: Wonderfully played, and Joel ostein let's let's you know, zero

968
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 2: in on a fall from grace that works for him

969
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 2: is time. I feel like the most recent one is

970
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 2: they found all this money in his behind the toilet

971
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 2: in his church or something, and it was like, what's

972
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 2: happening in this man's life?

973
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 3: I know, I'm like righteous jumped on. Should probably just

974
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 3: pull from the news truth I should.

975
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 2: Okay, it's time for the final segment of the podcast.

976
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 2: This is called I said no emails, people write in too,

977
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. They have issues,

978
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 2: They've got problems. I mean, it's a little embarrassing at

979
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 2: this point that so many of my listeners have so

980
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 2: many issues and things that they can't just deal with

981
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 2: on their own. But I do what I can. So

982
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 2: would you help me answer a question I would love to? Okay,

983
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 2: let's read this. It says, Dear Bridger and Guest, I

984
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 2: have a friend who I think you would find to

985
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 2: be incredibly infuriating. She dog sits my dog for free,

986
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 2: drives me to and from lax although I frequently protest,

987
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: will not let me pay for her food when we

988
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 2: go out. She even sometimes sneakily pays the bill when

989
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 2: I'm in the restroom, and does a whole host of

990
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 2: other two kind activities. I have no idea how to

991
00:51:54,760 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 2: repay her. I frequently send her gifts, for example, supermarket sweep, sweatshirts, hours,

992
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 2: fancy kendles, and soaps and chocolates. You get the gist

993
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 2: to repay her, but she continues to be thoughtful and

994
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,760
Speaker 2: I constantly feel indebted to her. Do I keep getting

995
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 2: her gifts? Do I get her one big gift to

996
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 2: really reset my friend guilt?

997
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 4: What do I do?

998
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 2: And if yes to gifts? She enjoys the housewives, hiking,

999
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 2: going to the beach, her hometown of Philadelphia, and anything,

1000
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 2: come for your cozy. Thank you for your help, Sam, Sam.

1001
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: First off, I just this is a whatever's happening in

1002
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 2: this relationship? She has you trapped, You have her trapped,

1003
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 2: to kill her, that's the first thought. But if we

1004
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:38,439
Speaker 2: don't want this to end.

1005
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 4: In murder, marry that person. Mary.

1006
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys are dating. I don't know if

1007
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 3: you know this, but you are officially a couple. That

1008
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 3: is crazy. I want I send Sam my way right

1009
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 3: over said send. Oh wait, no, not Sam. We didn't

1010
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 3: get that person's name.

1011
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 2: The other person is, Yeah, I assume the other person

1012
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 2: is named Patty. Patty, Thank you?

1013
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 3: Send Patty right over.

1014
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 2: Uh. Just the fact that Patty is driving Sam to

1015
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 2: Lax is above and beyond. Yes, even what a partner

1016
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 2: can provide.

1017
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 3: Has has Sam asked if they're trying to fuck? I mean,

1018
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 3: is this a long game? What is this? Actually?

1019
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 2: Is just kind of sad and waiting for this to

1020
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 2: become a relationship. And meanwhile Sam is dropping off supermarket

1021
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 2: sweep sweatshirts.

1022
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 3: Exactly, And by the way, that wasn't even listed in

1023
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,439
Speaker 3: one of their likes. So was that just from your

1024
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 3: screener gift package.

1025
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 2: I would love to get a screener for supermarkets.

1026
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 3: I would to a tiny little a tiny little grocery

1027
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 3: cart that you can maybe keep on your desk and

1028
00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:01,240
Speaker 3: put I don't know, Roseanne's coucheballs or or some pens

1029
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 3: erasers maybe have some lend.

1030
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 2: Spray Rosanne's coushballs. Oh goddamn, I would love for Roseanne

1031
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 2: to coptush.

1032
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 3: Okay, let this podcast stand on the record as the

1033
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 3: early onset stages for me of brain degradation.

1034
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 2: It was the first real sign that Beth was going away.

1035
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 3: I know, and honestly I am a little scared because

1036
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 3: that these types of things, it's like our job.

1037
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 2: Oh of course my brain isn't operating, and that's my

1038
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,280
Speaker 2: only kind of skill. Yeah, I don't don't have anything

1039
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 2: else to offer anyone. But look, Sam, let's see. So

1040
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 2: the problem is Sam is clearly taking advantage of Patty.

1041
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 2: I mean, getting the rides to the airport, obviously, going

1042
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,800
Speaker 2: to the rest room when the bill comes and waiting

1043
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 2: there until it gets paid. We know that's exactly what's

1044
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,720
Speaker 2: going on there. And then just then a whole host

1045
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 2: of other two kind activities. I don't even know what

1046
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 2: that means is you're cleaning your house.

1047
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,959
Speaker 3: That sounds right, car wash, car detailing, walking the dog.

1048
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 3: This is wild.

1049
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 2: And so she's and then she's kind of giving her candles,

1050
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 2: which we all know is kind of just a universally

1051
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 2: generic gift. And meanwhile, she does know her interests, she

1052
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 2: knows everything that makes Patty tick, and she's withholding.

1053
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 3: Well, Sam, looks like you need to send some Luna

1054
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 3: and average pajamas.

1055
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 2: To Mattie not bored wedding ring.

1056
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's our answer.

1057
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 2: Ask Patty if she wants to adopt a kid, I

1058
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 2: don't know, get this family started, yes.

1059
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 3: And send picks or a new car, maybe a.

1060
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 2: New car, a new car. That's not a bad idea.

1061
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 3: You're in it enough already, Sam.

1062
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 2: Right, you've I mean, you've put so many miles on

1063
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 2: this car going to lax or Patty. My heart's breaking

1064
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 2: for Patty, you too, I really need to know, but

1065
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 2: also grow a spine. Patty. This is you sound kind

1066
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 2: of you know, needy, and you're You've got to stand

1067
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 2: up for yourself and say I love you. Sam. Well,

1068
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 2: we answered the question perfectly. I mean, God bless both

1069
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 2: of us if it weren't for us, Sam and Patty

1070
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 2: would continue this kind of toxic thing they've got going

1071
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 2: for years and then you know, die without ever telling

1072
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 2: the other one how they felt. And what a shame

1073
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 2: that would be, truly, But what a wonderful time I've

1074
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 2: had with you here. And now I've got this this

1075
00:56:56,040 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 2: sleep aid for flights. I mean, it's going to evolutionize

1076
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 2: the way I travel.

1077
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 3: I'm so excited for you. And you'll have to update

1078
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 3: me on the next flight how it goes, and don't

1079
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 3: forget it, don't forget the turtle or to update me.

1080
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my Luigi's mansion. I'll play a little

1081
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 2: bit of that, add some elevator buttons, and then I

1082
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 2: fall into a deep slumber and continue to dream about Luigi.

1083
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 2: Who knows.

1084
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 3: He love your voice.

1085
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 2: Oh God, bless you well. Thank you so much for

1086
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 2: being here, and I really do wish you all of

1087
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 2: the luck in the world. With Luigi's mansion, I want

1088
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 2: you to climb them out that mountain.

1089
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try. I'm gonna get back in.

1090
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 2: There, Beth, Thank you and listener, We've, as usual, come

1091
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 2: to the end of the podcast and I'm trying to

1092
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 2: train you in a way that you kind of during

1093
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 2: while listening and being engaged in the podcast, also think

1094
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 2: about what the rest of your day looks like. So

1095
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 2: I don't I'm not throwing you off the cliff at

1096
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 2: the end here, So hopefully you're getting better at that.

1097
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 2: And now you're ready to go. You know, I don't

1098
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 2: know what do people do anymore? Go on a walk?

1099
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, give a ride to the airport.

1100
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 2: Go pick up Sam Patty and you know, take her.

1101
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 2: You've got that forty five to an hour minute hour

1102
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,919
Speaker 2: long drive to the airport. Use that time to talk

1103
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 2: to Sam, let her know how you feel. And hopefully

1104
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 2: Sam doesn't have some terrible gift. Hopefully she doesn't end

1105
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 2: you a candle at the end as she gets off

1106
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 2: on her luxury vacation with I assume she's alone. Sam.

1107
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. Look, it's the end of the podcast.

1108
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 2: Take care of yourself. I'll talk to you next week.

1109
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 2: Bye bye. I Said No Gifts is an exactly right production.

1110
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Speaker 2: It's produced and engineered by our dear friend Annalise Nelson

1111
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 2: and the theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann.

1112
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 2: You must follow the show on Instagram at I Said

1113
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 2: No Gifts that's where you're going to see pictures of

1114
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 2: all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. You have to see

1115
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 2: the gifts. Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or

1116
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 2: wherever you found me, and why not leave a review

1117
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 2: while you're there. It's really the least you could do

1118
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 2: considering everything I do for you. And if you're interested

1119
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 2: in advertising on the show, go to midrol dot com

1120
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 2: slash ads.

1121
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 3: Hell invit did you hear.

1122
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: Funna?

1123
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 2: Man?

1124
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 1: Myself perfectly clear?

1125
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 3: But you're a guest to me.

1126
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, and I said, no guests,

1127
00:59:56,400 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: your presences, presents, and I already had too much stuff.

1128
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbave me