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Speaker 1: Happy holidays and welcome to the No Dunks podcast series Squad.

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Speaker 1: This is the show where we draft the teams like

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Speaker 1: were the general manager. The only catch that very specific

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Speaker 1: draft pool that we're working with. I'm j s Keith

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Speaker 1: here in the Classic Factory along with my rival GMS.

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Speaker 1: We've got Jerome, We've got Tasks, We've got Trey Kirby,

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Speaker 1: and of course the man making the magic happen, superproducer JD.

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Speaker 1: Everybody looking sharp here for the holidays, just taking in

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Speaker 1: these ugly Christmas sweaters, this incredible custom.

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Speaker 2: Jerome baby sweater. TK has on.

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Speaker 1: A Christmas jersey which is incredible and JD you look

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Speaker 1: good too, So good suver.

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Speaker 3: What you find around here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that's right. So look today squad theme.

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Speaker 1: It's a twist on an old classic. Back in twenty nineteen,

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Speaker 1: we drafted from several holiday season categories. We're talking Christmas movies,

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Speaker 1: holiday food and drink, holiday activities, Christmas Day, NBA games,

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Speaker 1: and Christmas songs. Well, today's Squad it's the opposite of that.

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Speaker 1: It's the bombug version because we are going to draft

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Speaker 1: the worst Christmas ever and we're using a lot of

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Speaker 1: those same categories. But again we're looking for the worst

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Speaker 1: of the worst five categories. First round, drafting the worst

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Speaker 1: Christmas movie. In the second round, we'll be drafting the

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Speaker 1: worst Christmas food or drink your option? Are you thirsty

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Speaker 1: or hungry? In the third round, we'll be drafting the

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Speaker 1: worst Christmas activity. In the fourth round, we'll be drafting

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Speaker 1: the worst Christmas decoration. We got rid of the NBA

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Speaker 1: category completely. Every game has been that's right, Even the

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Speaker 1: worst NBA Christmas Day game is still right for us,

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Speaker 1: So worst Christmas decoration. And then finally, in the fifth

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Speaker 1: and final round, yeah, drafting the worst Christmas song. So

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Speaker 1: this draft held by our official no Dunk's rules. All

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Speaker 1: five of us get a crack at the number one

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Speaker 1: pick in one of the five rounds. We're gonna draft,

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Speaker 1: our squads, debate our selections, possibly make a trader two.

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Speaker 1: I know there was some pre show chatter, but moving

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Speaker 1: up in a couple of categories, we'll see. The fans

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Speaker 1: then will ultimately decide who has created the worst Christmas ever.

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Speaker 1: We determined the draft order earlier, and Trey, you have

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Speaker 1: the first pick in the worst Christmas movie category.

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Speaker 3: A lot of bad movies out there a lot of

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Speaker 3: bad movies out there, a lot of bad Christmas movies.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if anybody is interested in moving up,

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Speaker 3: but there's such a wealth of candidates that I would

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Speaker 3: hear offers. I think I'll be able to get one.

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Speaker 3: Mine a little further down.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel good with my because I'm also going

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Speaker 4: to get something terrible.

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Speaker 1: So there's so many bad ones.

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Speaker 3: I will stick with it. Then I'll say, every sequel

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Speaker 3: to a Christmas movie is bad. Every third of a

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Speaker 3: here by picking a movie that people might actually like

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Speaker 3: but that I think is terrible. So my number one

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Speaker 3: overall choice is Jim Carrey's Grinch Who.

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Speaker 1: Stole This is a spicy start.

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Speaker 3: Came out in two thousand, okay, exciting Jim Carrey playing

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Speaker 3: the Grinch. He was on top of the world, the

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Speaker 3: play the Grinch, and then he came out and sounded

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Speaker 3: like Sean Connery's angry the whole time. It's too long.

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Speaker 3: They've now made another animated version, so this is the

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Speaker 3: third best version of the Grinch who Stole Christmas? Would

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Speaker 3: you rather watch the ninety minute version of him yelling

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Speaker 3: Jim Carrey as the Grinch. I remember seeing it in

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Speaker 1: Puss in this movie. Want to start here? I like

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Speaker 1: that you took a movie that I feel like a

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Speaker 2: Like, yes, or think they like.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Are you a fan of his selection or the movie?

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Speaker 6: Put it in my worst definitely not number one pig,

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Speaker 6: So I'm pretty surprised. But then I guess, like you said,

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Speaker 1: A beloved movie, like let's yeah, beloved figure played by

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Speaker 1: a beloved actor. But trace you mean you make a

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Speaker 1: great case. It's it's it is.

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Speaker 2: I remember being.

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Speaker 7: Long Yeah me too, Yeah, yeah, I remember him coming

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Speaker 7: out to mixed reviews. I know, I don't know if

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Speaker 7: it's beloved, but there's definitely lol moments like I laugh

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Speaker 3: There's funny parts.

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Speaker 1: Can you give me one off the top of your head.

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Speaker 7: know steel Christmas or whatever it was, but it was funny.

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Speaker 7: You know, just the antics of Jim Carrey. I get

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Speaker 3: I always thought Oscar was too grouchy.

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Speaker 1: Those probably were the notes from the director.

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Speaker 3: I was just reading the Wikipedia entry and apparently he

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Speaker 3: compared being inside the Grinch makeup to being torture. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so he was legitimately furious the whole time.

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Speaker 5: You had to give him.

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Speaker 3: Training for how to like endure torture sure to be

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Speaker 5: So yeah, talking.

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Speaker 1: About the waterboarding the Gride.

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Speaker 7: Similar, they literally had Navy seals come in and say

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Speaker 1: Jim Carrey's whole thing. He like stays in character when

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Speaker 1: he tries to do these on the moon. Yeah right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. So was he just the Grinch

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 7: Great pick, great first pick.

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Speaker 1: Great way to get a started here in the worst

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Speaker 1: Christmas movie, Worst Christmas uh ever, sort of squad here

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Speaker 1: you have the second pick.

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Speaker 6: Though you had the second pick, and Trey alluded to it.

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Speaker 6: Sequels can be bad, and this one in particular, I

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Speaker 6: think I've only ever seen it once, but it's more

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Speaker 6: than enough.

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Speaker 2: It's Home Alone three.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's going three.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's got yeah, especially because when we were talking

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Speaker 6: like the worst I've ever experienced? Or am I putting

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Speaker 6: together the worst possible holiday? And if you have available

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Speaker 6: to Home Alone one and two and you force everyone

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Speaker 2: It, talk about at that.

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Speaker 6: But the thing is you can't even skip ahead because

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Speaker 2: I had to revisit. So, yeah, I've never seen this movie.

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Speaker 1: And I struggled in this category because all of these

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Speaker 6: So it follows Alex Pruitt, an eight year old boy

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Speaker 4: It's must be a very talented eight year old kid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: One reason that I don't know if it will generate

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Speaker 3: Who really I might need to revisit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a very young hands.

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Speaker 1: Here is this coming out?

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Speaker 6: So this is coming out in nineteen ninety seven, five

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Speaker 6: years after the nineteen ninety two Lost in New York.

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Speaker 6: Originally it was intended for the two to be put

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Speaker 6: to the third one. Mcaulay Culkin takes a hiatus from

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Speaker 2: You go with the production. Apparently.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what's the tagline? Home Alone three? What is it?

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Speaker 1: They're a national crime.

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Speaker 2: Fighter Home Alone three.

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Speaker 1: It's only just called holone three.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just three.

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Speaker 6: It was the last theatrical release of Home Alone movies

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Speaker 6: before they went straight to DVD, which makes perfect sense.

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Speaker 1: And you said, how many more are there?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Five, there's five?

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Speaker 3: Five?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, get simply safe. I mean, I mean this.

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Speaker 3: Air tag.

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Speaker 6: I mean we've covered fast and furious. I mean, if

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Speaker 6: picks up right again at five.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we should watch five.

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Speaker 4: Sort of a number six here. There's no no joke

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Speaker 2: Homes he's the.

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Speaker 7: Dad now.

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Speaker 3: On vacation, you gotta stay by yourself.

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Speaker 1: It all makes sense, Okay, Home Alone three. I assume

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Speaker 1: I know when we did this back in twenty nineteen,

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Speaker 1: Home Alone, it may have been the first pick actually

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Speaker 1: in the best Christmas movies. I think it did go

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Speaker 1: number one.

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Speaker 2: And it's the full circle moment.

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Speaker 1: This really is. Yeah you love that one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yes, that's a class.

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Speaker 1: Okay, task you have the third pick here? What you got?

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Speaker 5: I've got Jingle all the way by Arnold?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Similarly, I think to Drey, I mean I was a

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Speaker 4: huge Jim Carrey fan. I was also an Arnold fan,

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Speaker 4: and just I'm just in a bad Arnold mood lately.

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Speaker 4: Uh I don't need food bar I watched it all.

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Speaker 4: The documentary is fine as well on Netflix is fine.

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Speaker 4: It's fine. But everything in the nineties was was working

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Speaker 4: for Arnold and then these these acting along with sindbad.

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Speaker 4: In this one, he's trying to find this Christmas gift

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Speaker 4: for his kid because he missed his karate class. His kid,

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Speaker 4: he missed his kids karate class. So he goes and

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Speaker 4: forgets that it's an action figure, a Turbo maan action figure,

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Speaker 4: tribal man, and then sit bad or fighting for it,

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Speaker 4: and it's just bad Arnold stuff. So Arnold just he

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Speaker 4: just veered the wrong direction. Maybe maybe like Jim Carrey

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Speaker 4: as well, just just just a wrong way.

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Speaker 1: Just got that Christmas paycheck, didn't they like? Yeah, or

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Speaker 1: maybe it's like I don't know. At a certain point, as

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Speaker 1: an actor, you're like, I gotta make a Christmas movie,

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Speaker 1: and some of them are bad.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he did a lot of bad things. I'm being

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Speaker 5: a wrong direction, not.

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Speaker 4: Bad things, bad decisions, double.

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Speaker 1: On the map. But does anyone did did you ever

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Speaker 1: watch this movie?

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Speaker 2: I did watch this movie, I remember, but I.

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Speaker 6: Think I watch it like after the fact, because like

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Speaker 6: just one of those things where you get told like,

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Speaker 6: this is a terrible Arnold film.

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Speaker 1: It's so bad it's almost good.

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Speaker 7: Very few thoughts. I probably started watching it at some point,

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Speaker 7: And that I'm going with Christmas Vacation. I have tried

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Speaker 2: Jd is now Dan Harmon, creator of Community.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, cousin Eddie. Didn't find cousin Eddie funny?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think when he shows up its Yeah, it's gold.

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Speaker 7: It's been at least ten years since I've attempted, so

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Speaker 4: Okay, okays anything that on that It is absolutely beloved.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wow Christmas Vacation Okay, that was not on my list. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Halls. I've seen it with Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito.

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Speaker 3: I ever heard of it.

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Speaker 1: It's well, it's actually pulling on some Christmas vacation themes.

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Speaker 7: I like the premise, Yeah, but it's it's there.

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Speaker 2: There's not a lot more than that. It feels like

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Speaker 1: It's pretty, it's pretty flat humor.

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Speaker 2: It's just not funny.

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Speaker 1: It's a real issue with Yeah, some of the reviews

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Speaker 1: Deck the Halls, a line that pretty much sums up

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Speaker 1: been naughty this year? Here's their presence from Sam Toy

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Speaker 6: No, that's awful. I have not seen this movie. I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, Like so.

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Speaker 2: Yes, in Christmas.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, respect to everybody picking movies that they've actually seen,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen that, but man, that's showing up on

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Speaker 7: Black Christmas showed up. Yeah, okay, I don't even know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say every one of those look like

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Speaker 2: Thank you showed up. And I have not seen that myself,

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Speaker 3: It sucks. It definitely sucks.

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Speaker 1: Vince Vaughan is in a couple of shitty Christmas right,

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Speaker 1: For Christmas?

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Speaker 7: Who is the is it? Reese Witherspoon?

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Speaker 5: I think is the woman I love.

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Speaker 6: So oh boy, it just sounds like an awkward Google search.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen the movie, but watching the trailer, I

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Speaker 7: This is horrible.

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Speaker 1: I almost want to do a watch together for Santo Santa.

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Speaker 3: I at least watched the trailer.

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Speaker 2: Stay tuned to the end of this podcast.

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Speaker 1: This seems to be he's I think he's I want

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Speaker 3: It's very sounds good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to the worst Christmas food or

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Speaker 2: Dromeia number one thing I do.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So I was originally going to go with see

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Speaker 6: I haven't tried this yet.

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Speaker 6: I have not tried this yet been My mom actually

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Speaker 6: to bring it for the holidays.

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Speaker 2: They want a fruitcake?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why what's wrong?

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Speaker 3: Number one?

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Speaker 6: Okay, they want Yeah, I think they're going great with

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Speaker 2: I don't know why.

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Speaker 6: I've not tried one, But any photo I've ever seen

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Speaker 6: have you, like, have you guys tried it around here.

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Speaker 1: Like a whole.

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Speaker 5: For a monthly pick them payoff?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 5: Right? Right? That was not the.

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Speaker 4: Worst thing, you know. I'm kind of with your parents though. Okay,

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Speaker 4: maybe there's a good one out there, right, not many,

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Speaker 7: I think people eat it wrong. Okay, So this is

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Speaker 7: you it's you slice it thinly, like very thin slice,

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Speaker 7: it Actually it's not too bad.

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Speaker 1: It's it's ok. I have a feeling that was on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, surprise. That feels like the Lebron James.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But I've been seeing this appetizer around. People like to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but you eat that thing.

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Speaker 4: People eat that thing. People eat shrimp and olives. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: It's a risky appetizer. Does not be It just does

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Speaker 3: It's the opposite of you wouldn't want to eat it.

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Speaker 3: It looks too good because the shrimp looks a little

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Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, shrimp Christmas tree.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why you talking about a shrimp Christmas

452
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 6: tree made me think of the worst advent calendar, a

453
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 6: shrimp advan calendar.

454
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 5: That's a great idea that it exists.

455
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, shrimp.

456
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 3: Just so it's gone so fouls, totally fantastic.

457
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: You're just dreading the closer Christmas. You know, we would

458
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,120
Speaker 1: love the shrimp Christmas tree though.

459
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 7: Jerry the Shrimpinator, Oh yes, it's a joke for exactly

460
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 7: four people.

461
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 5: He's like, God, I know Jerry.

462
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 2: Sorry for four people.

463
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 7: One of them is not even in the room.

464
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 3: Here's the story.

465
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: There's a guy we know, Jerry, that really likes He

466
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 1: calls himself the Shrimpator.

467
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 3: He would love it. We should send him on.

468
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 5: Okay, he probably made it.

469
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 2: He probably signed he self named himself the shrimp Yeah, well.

470
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Speaker 1: It may have not been bestowed upon him.

471
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 2: We're not sure.

472
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 1: We're not sure.

473
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 2: It's reference page.

474
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 1: Okay, j D of the third pick here in Worse

475
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 1: Christmas Food and Drink.

476
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 7: Okay, well, I mean I have two bangers here left

477
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,640
Speaker 7: on my list. The shrimp thing definitely wasn't there.

478
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 3: Shrimp Christmas.

479
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 5: Sorry to all my friends who've done that before.

480
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 7: And okay, well you know I'm already gonna get dragged

481
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 7: for my movie. So it's between candy cane and eggnog

482
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 7: for me.

483
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 2: I had candy cane as my second pick, but.

484
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 7: I think I'm gonna go candy cane. It's one of

485
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 7: the most overrated things.

486
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 5: Yep, exactly.

487
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 7: Wait, you lick it too much and it becomes a weapon,

488
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 7: literally like it's But that's not why I just find them.

489
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 7: Most of the time they're shitty right, Like they're the

490
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 7: shittiest thing to give out, Like they they'll throw them

491
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 7: out at the Santa Claus parade and there you get

492
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 7: them as a child and they're already broken.

493
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, those little tiny ones.

494
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, so's it's just more of the disappointment factor and

495
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 7: you have it and you're like, Okay, there's minty and stuff,

496
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 7: but oh, I don't know, I don't want.

497
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 2: It's really messy too. It gets so stick sticky and messy.

498
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 7: So yeah, put me down candy tasty. No, it's just

499
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 7: like good ones. I like good ones. I like mint,

500
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 7: I like mint candies.

501
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 2: But I'm most are pretty awful.

502
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 3: I think.

503
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 7: Most of them. Ah, they're they're forgiveaways or decorations. Like

504
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 7: we used to put them on the tree, and then you.

505
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 2: Know people still do that.

506
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 7: I don't know.

507
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know Christmas.

508
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,199
Speaker 2: Trees put them on.

509
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: We've we've gone the shrimp, We've pivoted to the tree. Okay, Wow,

510
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: that's man, you're back to back right now.

511
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 7: In controversial, I'm like out to ruin somebody.

512
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: You're literally building someone's greatest christ I'm.

513
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 6: About to say, yeah, like in my world where we're

514
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 6: building a terrible Christmas, like, can we get an invitation

515
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 6: to your Yeah.

516
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 7: It sounds a great party.

517
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm up next here. Had fruitcake on the list,

518
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 1: but I'm going to go with I believe a British favorite.

519
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: It is the Christmas pudding. Have you guys ever had this?

520
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 5: No?

521
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: Sounds good, sounds good, sounds good? It is not, though,

522
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: really is it?

523
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 7: Figgy figgy pudding?

524
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: It's okay, So we I have an ant in law,

525
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: I guess you know, obviously through the north side of

526
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: the family is a British woman. We do Christmas there

527
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: every year, big feast. It's great and at the end

528
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: the dessert is this Christmas pudding because it's a bit

529
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: of a staple there in England, and it's just I've

530
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: I've tried to come to like it. I mean, I'm

531
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: talking about doing this now nearly twenty years and it's

532
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 1: there every year, and uh, you just can't get there

533
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: with it. It's just a slimy sort of brick And

534
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: what they do here's how bad it is. To try

535
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 1: and make it better. They dose it in like brandy

536
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: and then light it on fire.

537
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 7: That's cool, very cool.

538
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: It doesn't really make it taste any better, and you

539
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 1: put custard on it and stuff, and you're like, you're

540
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: trying to mask it. You're literally trying to mask this food.

541
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: And I just I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan.

542
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: I hopefully I'm not disowned here from the family, but

543
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: I know I won't be because I think everybody's like,

544
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 1: it's like one of these like you take one bite

545
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: and you're like, all.

546
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 2: But the ham too much ham.

547
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 6: I had that on my list and I wasn't sure

548
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 6: if it was the same thing as a fruitcake. It

549
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 6: sounds like the drunk uncle version of mine.

550
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's again fun fun when the lights go out,

551
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: you light it on fire, and then you're like, let's

552
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: just just keep it over there, let's not slice it

553
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 1: up and hand it out. So I'm going with the

554
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: Christmas pudding.

555
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 3: To me, fruitcake and Christmas pudding were like the first

556
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 3: two desserts ever invented with something better. I've never eaten

557
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 3: a Christmas or a figgiy pudding, but it showed up

558
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 3: on a lot of bad Christmas food lists and it

559
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 3: just looks scary.

560
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 5: Scary to me.

561
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: All Right, well it's off the list. Tray you have

562
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: the final pick here, nobody has selected a drink. It's

563
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,239
Speaker 1: just a little interesting. But t K take us home

564
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: in this category.

565
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess nog is on the board. Still, I

566
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 3: can't say it's the worst, though, you know, it's not

567
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 3: the worst for me.

568
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 5: People do like it.

569
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 2: Some people are for sure.

570
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 3: So for me, I'm going with a gingerbread house as

571
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 3: the worst food.

572
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: Wow.

573
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 5: I almost wow.

574
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: I almost don't even consider it food.

575
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean you can come up as a

576
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 3: decoration I suppose as well, but you get a gingerbread house.

577
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 3: I know our girls are going to get gingerbread house

578
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 3: kits that have been sitting in our basement for over

579
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,479
Speaker 3: a year. I saw we were getting decorations out this year.

580
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, well, at least we don't have

581
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 3: to buy a new one. But it tastes the exact same.

582
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 3: It's just no flavor in the gingerbread house. And then

583
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 3: the toppings you put on it, the icings are like

584
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 3: the little candies.

585
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: They're terrible.

586
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 3: You don't taste good at all. I usually love a

587
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 3: ginger bread, like a ginger snap cookie I think is great.

588
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 3: Ginger just one of the great flavors out there. Very Christmas.

589
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 3: But gingerbread house never works.

590
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 7: I think it suffers from the same thing like the

591
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 7: candy cane suffers from. It's just cheap. It's made to

592
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 7: be built and not to be Yeah.

593
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,959
Speaker 1: Also with ginger. For me, I like a ginger snap too,

594
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: but I only want one. I don't want a lot of,

595
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: you know, gingerbread. It's such a powerful taste that I

596
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: take a little bit. But like if I got to

597
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: eat a whole house, that's too much.

598
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 3: But the single family home it's also I think ranch style.

599
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 6: I'm coming to the conclusion that like holiday foods in general,

600
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 6: are made more for presentation.

601
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're mass produced. Yeah, it's just like.

602
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 6: This is like everything we've picked out looks way nicer

603
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 6: than it tastes.

604
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 3: Even it looks very good.

605
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: It looks very good.

606
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 3: It's like, log I sawg was on a lot of things,

607
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 3: but I like a cake.

608
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: That was there anything else left on somebody's list that

609
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: was in the running that wasn't selected.

610
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 5: I've gotten drinkless here.

611
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 2: Okay, let's hear some drinks.

612
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,959
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not sure if this is good or not.

613
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 4: The candy cane martini, the peppertini. I believe it's called

614
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 4: pepper mintini. I think it's called because they add in

615
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: pepper mint. But just like the candy can is sort

616
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 4: of hanging off the glass, it's just it's it's more

617
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 4: minty again, it's it's like food, and that is just

618
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 4: it's garbage.

619
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: Have I had it on my list here? Maybe controversial

620
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: assorted chocolates? Okay, because my take on assorted chocolates is

621
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: there's literally like two good chocolates in boxes and the

622
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: rest are garbage.

623
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 3: There's a lot of bad ones.

624
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,959
Speaker 1: A lot about they just load. It was like the

625
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: worst chocolates they have from the leftover chocolate of the year.

626
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: Throw it in the boxes. Give them good ones in there.

627
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, pot of gold, my ass?

628
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: Okay, anything else that you had there?

629
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 7: No, I think that's it.

630
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 3: Does anybody like those very bready cookies that are like

631
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 3: you usually see them, candy cane shaped. We don't have

632
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: a ton of flavor to them either. I think those

633
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 3: aren't very good. And I don't know this might be

634
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 3: only something that I encounter, but every year we go

635
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 3: to Laura's family on Christmas Eve, and one of the

636
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 3: dishes that's always served as a crock pot full of meatballs.

637
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm a fair I love it.

638
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 3: I love pop full of meatballs. Postings are so hot,

639
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 3: so hot. They don't need to be this hot. We

640
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 3: gotta go along on the crock but irresistible. You're like,

641
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 3: oh it looks so good, glistening and get a stab

642
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 3: in here. No, still a million degrees.

643
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 7: Why don't we call those snowballs during the Christmas because

644
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 7: they're too hot?

645
00:30:59,320 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: Balls?

646
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 3: Right?

647
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: I guess so, Okay, let's move to the third category.

648
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: Test has the number one pick in worst Christmas activity.

649
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 4: The worst activity is definitely building that gingerbread house.

650
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 3: We are an anti ginger.

651
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 7: Holds this lam he picked gingerbread house.

652
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I.

653
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 7: Mean you could. That's an activity. It's also a decoration,

654
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 7: which I think it should be ginger breadles one gingerbread. Wow,

655
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 7: it's a gingerbread house. It's already been drafted.

656
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: Right, yeah tough.

657
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 7: I'm sorry Test to be a stickler for the rules.

658
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 7: That's fair.

659
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: This is in the spirit of this podcast.

660
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 6: I mean, we're never abolishing gingerbread period from holidays.

661
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 5: Clearly, I gotta say, JD.

662
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 4: It's more of an activity than a decoration, though it

663
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 4: has to be the first and foremost.

664
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 5: So that's so excited to use it right now?

665
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 4: Is it a decoration just because it sits there?

666
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 7: Yeah?

667
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, But I think his your complaint is that

668
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: it was draft exactly.

669
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 7: It's already drafted a board.

670
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: Wow, we never made that rule across categories expect.

671
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: Well does that?

672
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 3: So?

673
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: Could I pick the shrimp Christmas tree as a decoration?

674
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 5: You can't?

675
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: All right, you've been ruled against. I guess you cannot

676
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: pick gingerbread house buildings. Jesus man, greatch over here you

677
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: have a body list.

678
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 5: No, there's nothing else bad up there.

679
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 7: First pick the only picking one thing?

680
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, the first, I'm good.

681
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 5: That is definitely the worst part.

682
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 2: Of the holiday season is looking at that thing you

683
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 2: got to build.

684
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: Okay, you're keeping it.

685
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bust.

686
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 5: It's a horrible experience.

687
00:32:58,840 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 7: I agree. I agree.

688
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 4: It's it's like you got to be a handyman. They

689
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 4: were a handy woman to make that thing happen. You

690
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 4: got to sit there for ten to fifteen minutes holding

691
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 4: the ice walls to the roofs to make sure it

692
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 4: doesn't fall apart. And then I'm excited around the holiday

693
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 4: season to eat some crap. Give me some candy, cane. Sure,

694
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 4: I'll eat it, but then you try and munch on

695
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 4: this and I mean it's rocks. It's made of rocks.

696
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 4: It doesn't taste all that good at all. The kids sprinkles,

697
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 4: they're very bad. And you can't eat it. You can't

698
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 4: eat it right away because you want.

699
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 5: To preserve it. You want it to be a decoration.

700
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 4: Sorry, so unfortunately I'm putting it up. Maybe people will

701
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 4: be upset that be drafted twice thrice. Care I like it.

702
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: I want somebody to take it a decoration.

703
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 3: So stupid.

704
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: Okay, JD, you have the next picked here in worst Christmas.

705
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 7: Ack wow oh wow wow. Okay, Well I'm gonna go.

706
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 7: This is for all the the parents out there. Elf

707
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 7: on a shelf get out of here.

708
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 1: That could have been a decoration.

709
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 5: I know.

710
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 7: Well apparently anything goes, so it's still on the board. Guys.

711
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 2: What makes it bad though, is the activity around it.

712
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 2: So that is more activity than decorations, right.

713
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: So explain this maybe for someone with out kids or

714
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: doesn't know it.

715
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, so elf in the Elf on the shelf is

716
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 7: basically an elf that you have in your house that

717
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 7: as a parent, you have to move to various not

718
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 7: not just positions, but scenarios. You know, the really creative

719
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 7: ones are like, oh, he ate too many cookies and

720
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 7: now he barfed, so you have like this cookie barf

721
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 7: and or he gets into mischief. And the other thing

722
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 7: is that he's supposed to be watching you the whole time.

723
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 7: It's Santa's representative. He's there to spy on you, basically.

724
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 7: But really it's the pain in the ass factor. And

725
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 7: it's the activity that I'm focusing on here, just coming

726
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 7: up with something new, and it like, oh god, damn,

727
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 7: I forgot to put the move the elf on the shelf,

728
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 7: and and you have to worry about it. And it's

729
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 7: twenty five days of that. It starts on December first.

730
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 7: Every fucking night you have to move this thing. Now,

731
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 7: I've never done it, so, you know, so I can't

732
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 7: really say, but I've heard people. I've heard people complain

733
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 7: about it, and it's just a pain in the ass.

734
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 7: And I don't know, I don't like the spying on

735
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 7: it thing, but you know, whoever takes it for the

736
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 7: decoration can talk speak to that part of it, but

737
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 7: just the actual physically moving it and the scenarios, and

738
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 7: I you know, as a creative person I liked. I

739
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 7: would want to come up with something new and cool

740
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 7: every single time. And it's just a lot of brain

741
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 7: power work. That's it. That's it. So shout out to

742
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 7: all the parents who do it. Yeah, but it's a

743
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 7: terrible activity.

744
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: And like you said, like the concept of it. They

745
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: really took like the idea of like, hey, you better

746
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: be a boy or girl or Santa's not going to

747
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: bring you their gifts to like the next level, like

748
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: this little Elf is washing you every single move.

749
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 3: Y spy Yeah, help mess up.

750
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have spy. He is everywhere. You don't even

751
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: know where he's going to be. He moves around exactin.

752
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 7: It's creepy. It's creepy, creepy as hell.

753
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 2: Also, Santa was already watching.

754
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 3: Us guys outsourcing.

755
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think kids got kids got.

756
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: Wise to it. They're like, no, he's not, how's he

757
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:22,479
Speaker 1: watching everybody? That doesn't make any sense, And so they're like, Okay, damn,

758
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: we better get some representatives.

759
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 3: One thing I do like about Elf on a shelf

760
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 3: is the memes that come from it is you know,

761
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 3: like shelf, Yeah, yeah, what about spock on a cock,

762
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 3: sitting on a chicken? People this week.

763
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: Okay, elf on a shelf is gone for activity? Yes, yes,

764
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: could have gone in decoration. Maybe it will who knows.

765
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: All Right, I have the next pick here in this category.

766
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: I got a few on my list here. I incredibly

767
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: have opening gifts on my list.

768
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, in order.

769
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go with it, but I'll throw it

770
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: out there right now. The idea of if it depends

771
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: how you do it at your house, right, because some

772
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: people it's like it's a free for all. Everybody opened

773
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: your gifts. We're done in five minutes. Not every household, right, Yeah,

774
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: there are some households where it is your turn, Tray Kirby, right,

775
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: And we can be looking at three four hours to

776
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: get through everything. So I had that just in consideration.

777
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go with my worst Christmas activity putting

778
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: up outdoor decorations. That's a chore.

779
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a straight up chore.

780
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: And I mean with lights especially, you know, inevitably one

781
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: of them is not gonna work. Now you're frustrated with that,

782
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: trying to fix that, it just becomes a fucking ass man.

783
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,439
Speaker 1: And I like how they look. I want them up,

784
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: you know, I you know, a community it feels like

785
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm doing something for my neighborhood. I don't have kids,

786
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: so but you know, it's great. But it's still a nuisance.

787
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm going with.

788
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 7: What's worse putting them up or taking them down?

789
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: Putting them up really taking him down so quick?

790
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 7: I guess we just leave him up.

791
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: I said that Into Mas? Is this good? JAS podcast?

792
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: Keeping up? Christmas Light season round? Isn't this good? He

793
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: never did the.

794
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 7: It's Christmas time is coming up.

795
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,959
Speaker 1: Maybe it'll make one. Yeah, okay, but okay, you guys

796
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: were for the most part in agreement.

797
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's why it's such a classic scene in

798
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 3: that incredible Chris, I went up on my roof for

799
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 3: the first time since we moved to put up our

800
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 3: Christmas decorations this year.

801
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 1: I usually I think I'm.

802
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 5: A tough guy.

803
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:38,919
Speaker 3: Not on a roof.

804
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be. Don't be.

805
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 3: Profile up there, like the just slinking around on the roof.

806
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 3: Why are you laying on the roof. I'm just being safe.

807
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: Good for you.

808
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 4: This is going to get drafted during the worst decoration

809
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 4: m later.

810
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 2: Don't get lights, no string light.

811
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 4: Long light specifically because the lights aren't going to last forever.

812
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 2: Probimes, they just go I'll just go on it.

813
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 5: What are you supposed to do? It's just not effective.

814
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: We have to have a better system with these, though,

815
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: Like we got to have something that can tell me

816
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,240
Speaker 1: which one.

817
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 3: Is out, like an indicator light.

818
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: Some I don't know something, but the circuit, like the circuit.

819
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: I hate how the circuit continues. Good, I guess, but

820
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: that means I still like sometimes here's my point. Sometimes

821
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: one light goes out, Okay, obviously know what light is out,

822
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: but sometimes a batch of them goes out, right, Well,

823
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: which one is it? Or is it all of them?

824
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 1: Where's the whole thing broken?

825
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 4: Sometimes they come back on though, even though that they're out.

826
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 4: I rat my banisters with them, and the mid the

827
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 4: mid string went out, so like the front worked, yes, backworked,

828
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 4: and the mid string went out, and I'd taken too long.

829
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 4: I've said I'm not gonna take the middle down. I'm

830
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 4: just gonna leave it. And then it just came on

831
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:02,959
Speaker 4: like three days later.

832
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 7: It's very safe.

833
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: Christmas miracle.

834
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 2: Okay.

835
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: We moved to Trey here with the fourth pick in

836
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: this category.

837
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 3: Okay, fourth pick. I'm leaning towards things that are I

838
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 3: think just like more winter themed like shoveling, sucks man shoveling. Yeah,

839
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 3: that's one of the great things about living in the

840
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 3: South is you rarely are Yeah, if it snows here,

841
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 3: just wait two hours. You'll be good. But ultimately, no

842
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 3: offense to anyone here who's wearing any of these, but

843
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 3: ugly Christmas sweaters is my Christmas activity. They jumped the shark. Wow,

844
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 3: they've become big business.

845
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 2: To become a big sweater.

846
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 3: I'm looking at Jerome's awesome shirt here. That's an ugly

847
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 3: Christmas sweater. And I mean specifically the one you're wearing

848
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 3: when you were a baby boy. Yeah, they just made

849
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 3: him and they're like, hey, that's a Christmas sweater.

850
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 7: It wasn't an ugly Christmas sweater.

851
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 3: That was just a sweater that was made that your pair.

852
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 3: It's bought on purpose as a joke. They thought you

853
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 3: look you do thirty years in the future. You're like, haha,

854
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 3: that would be hilarious to wear.

855
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 5: I agree.

856
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 3: But now we're getting a Raptor's one. We're getting uh,

857
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 3: an NBA one, we're getting as one that's sitting here.

858
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 3: There's an ugly Christmas sweater for everything. To the point

859
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 3: that they're not ugly anymore. It's just like part of

860
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 3: the Christmas crest.

861
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 2: There wasn't stand out, it doesn't stand up.

862
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I wonder what was like, yeah, what was

863
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: the the heyday for the actual sort of ironic Christmas weather.

864
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: I feel like there was like a two or three

865
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: year window there where it was like, you know, people

866
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: would maybe have those parties and you're like, oh, that's

867
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: a unique party.

868
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 3: Get it from a thrift store, right, yeah, yeah, you

869
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 3: would just pull Yeah. Okay, so I'll say vintage Christmas

870
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 3: ugly Christmas sweaters still good?

871
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, it's these manufactured everything. Yeah, okay, I agree,

872
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: good one. Uh, Jerome take us home here in this category.

873
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: I mean trade did pick mine? Uh?

874
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 6: And as a de facto still in Canada, person here,

875
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 6: it's shoveling snow. It has to be shoveling snow, and

876
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 6: it especially if it happens on Christmas and you have

877
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 6: to clear it out for the company that's coming later

878
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 6: and it's still snowing during the day, so you have

879
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 6: to go back out for another round and continue doing

880
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 6: it until it's clear. For like the two seconds that

881
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 6: they come in parking your driveway.

882
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 7: Okay, this is insane.

883
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 2: I want to push back.

884
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of like shoveling snow.

885
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 3: I like, when the last time you shoveled.

886
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. A very long time, yeah, very

887
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: long time living here.

888
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 7: But also, first of all, you have to shovel all winter,

889
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 7: so it's not specifically a Christmas end.

890
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 6: Well no, I'm saying specifically around like when it's Christmas

891
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 6: and you're just wanting to relax and watch the NBA

892
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 6: games and you have to shovel, right, company is coming.

893
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 7: But guess what you're having if you're shoveling snow? A

894
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 7: white Christmas, which everybody wants, like, give me a blizzard. Long,

895
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 7: I want a blizzard here in Atlanta, give me. Yeah.

896
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: If you don't have to go anywhere.

897
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 7: You don't have to go anywhere. That's right, you don't

898
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 7: have to go anywhere. But I'm happy to shovel one

899
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 7: day a year, and that's Christmas because you just had

900
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 7: a white Christmas. It's worth it. You wake up as,

901
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 7: oh my god, it snowed, it's Christmas.

902
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,399
Speaker 1: I think it depends what type of snow you're shoveling, though. Yeah,

903
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: there's the there's the light fluffy kind that's actually quite fun,

904
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: and then there's that sloppy heavy.

905
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 6: The romantic version of it does exist, yeah, but it

906
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 6: is such a rare one compared to everything else around it.

907
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: Do you does your family have a snowblower?

908
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 6: No, but I'd purchase like just plowing services for them

909
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 6: at this point.

910
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: Oh good, good sun?

911
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, sun, Okay, shoveling anything else that was left on

912
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: the board. Worst Christmas activities.

913
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 6: I mean I have some things, but they would overlap

914
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 6: into other things.

915
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: So save it, save it, save it, save it. Let's

916
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: move to the fourth category here, Fourth round. Worst Christmas decoration.

917
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: J D of the first pick.

918
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 7: Anything inflatable, that's it. That's the pick.

919
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:02,439
Speaker 1: Okay, anything even a BUCkies be I mean, Christmas sweater.

920
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 5: On your grass?

921
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

922
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 7: What's his name?

923
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 1: Cornelius?

924
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 7: Yep, all of them, all of them. Go ahead and pick.

925
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 7: If you have a specific one, go ahead and pick

926
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 7: it later on in the draft. But anything inflatable to me, Look,

927
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 7: I I don't want to. It's not because they're tacky,

928
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 7: which they are, but I like taky things like Christmas

929
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 7: other than a corporate made Christmas weather.

930
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have the I do.

931
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 7: Tackiness is good, it's fine. But the inflatables are they

932
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 7: just they scream cheap to me, they scream everything that's

933
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 7: wrong with Christmas. They're cheap, it's plastic, and ultimately they're

934
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 7: full of nothing. It's emptiest, you know what I mean.

935
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 7: So symbolically I have deep and I also for Halloween.

936
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 7: For you, it is for the same, but it's the same.

937
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 6: Critic SYSM that I can push back to you that

938
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 6: you just said to me about shoveling snow that it

939
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 6: is a broad.

940
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 7: General Well, I'm saying I for this, I'm specifically talking

941
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 7: about Christmas decoration. Yes, but sure I didn't want to

942
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 7: push back. Please track. If Trey has a thirteen foot

943
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 7: skeleton where that he's going to have trouble storing, is

944
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 7: it still out?

945
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 2: Nah?

946
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 7: You put it away.

947
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 5: See.

948
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 2: I respect that it's big.

949
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 7: It's kind of tacky, but it's cool and that's a

950
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 7: commitment to a bit inflatable. You just and put it

951
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 7: away or it just ends up in a landfill somewhere.

952
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 7: And I just find them gross. Really, it's just like

953
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 7: beyond tacky. It's it's it's gross and I wouldn't want

954
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 7: I hate it when I see them, So anything there's

955
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 7: only one exception. And then I came across this in

956
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 7: my searching. One of those you know what they put

957
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 7: him out and uh use car lots. Oh yeah, the

958
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,720
Speaker 7: Santa version of that. Oh it's just there's a Santa version.

959
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 7: So I'm like, okay, that's pretty cool. I like that.

960
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 6: Another inflatable i'll push back on is a bouncy castle.

961
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 7: Okay, that's not decoration.

962
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 2: Can be you can put it in front and it

963
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,959
Speaker 2: could be just a Christmas castle that.

964
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: You can jump in, and that's a liability.

965
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 2: It's a winter wonderland.

966
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 7: Yeah cool.

967
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just have strangers bouncing around in a

968
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 1: castle on your front suits and someone breaks.

969
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,479
Speaker 2: An arm clearly jumping.

970
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Okay, I think one thing about them to

971
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: j D. There's always more than one. You notice this, Yeah,

972
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: rarely do people have one of these things on their line.

973
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: It's like a giant family where they just keep adding

974
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: to them. There's like hundreds of them at times.

975
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 7: Yeah. Oh he needs a friend.

976
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, owning them, putting them up does suck. But the

977
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 4: trip to home depot to see them all, yeahslay, fine.

978
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 5: Play with them, press the driving a.

979
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 6: Scale like the scale of them are fun, which, but

980
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 6: I get to your point, like you want it earned

981
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 6: if you can go that big eat, Yes, exactly.

982
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, here I have the final pick having some

983
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: Wi Fi problems here so disappeared.

984
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 2: Second pick, second pick. We're in decoration.

985
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: Thank you. See I'm nothing without my notes, guys, and

986
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: for some reason, I uh my, the WiFi is crapped

987
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: out on me. But I am going with for my

988
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: worst Christmas decoration, the nutcracker.

989
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 3: Mmm.

990
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: Not a fan of these things.

991
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 7: Sort of creepy, creepy, yeah, creepy yet functional. Yeah are

992
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 7: they I've used them before.

993
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: But they're more just straight decoration. Yeah, you're right, and

994
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: you feel like, oh, I'm not maybe even supposed to touch that.

995
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like you've got it up on

996
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: the mantle.

997
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

998
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: And I got this nut to be cracked, and I'm

999
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: looking at a nutcracker, but I'm not allowed to touch

1000
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: this thing. And these are these are also things that

1001
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: people collect and they start to turn into a bit

1002
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: of an army.

1003
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 7: I just look creepy. Yeah, the cousin of the Alpha

1004
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 7: on the show. Yeah, a little bit.

1005
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 3: We've got like twenty Yeah, they become one of these. Yeah, Okay, Yeah,

1006
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 3: several of them are just a little bit broken. You know,

1007
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 3: they lasted a long time, but nutcrackers aren't always the

1008
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 3: most well made.

1009
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: No, all right, but you're right.

1010
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 3: I don't think I've cracked a nut on any of them. No,

1011
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 3: you used the by my nuts bill practice well, or

1012
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 3: the player ones was the ones I have one. But

1013
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 3: you're right about the plyers. Those metal they're cool.

1014
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: But I bet of those twenty nutcrackers you have in

1015
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 1: your house, if we tried to crack a walnut in them,

1016
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: I feel like we're breaking about twelve of those nutcrackers,

1017
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: not the nut.

1018
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, like twelve of the nutcracker.

1019
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: It's not a good ratio crackers. Okay, So I'm going

1020
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: nutcrackers off the board. Whoever's up next go to.

1021
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 2: Me in the trade spot.

1022
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 3: Don't know if I should go, you know, personal to

1023
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 3: me one I hate, or one that I.

1024
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 2: Just think is bad in general, I think its always personal.

1025
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 3: Well, in that case, I'm gonna go with the jingle

1026
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 3: bell door knocker. Yeah, what is? But it's it's literally

1027
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 3: like it's like a gold circle. It's got a leather

1028
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 3: strap hanging off it, and it's got like four jingle

1029
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 3: bells on it, so you open the door, it like

1030
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,240
Speaker 3: flaps around. Sounds sounds cute.

1031
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 7: Okay, it's like you're operating a general store.

1032
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it falls off the handle all the time,

1033
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 3: which is annoying. Or because it's like a floppy thing,

1034
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 3: it flops in between the closing of the door. I

1035
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 3: can't close my door. Oh yeah, So it's more annoying

1036
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 3: than anything. This jingle belt door knocker. If you turn

1037
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 3: the handle the wrong way and it's on like one

1038
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 3: of the stick handles, it just falls right off and

1039
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 3: you're gonna pick up your stupid bells. That's my choice.

1040
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: It's like I hate when I stay in a hotel

1041
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: room with the do not disturb thing. Yeah, and sometimes

1042
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: it's always yeah yeah, real pain in the ass.

1043
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 3: But what if it also made a noise?

1044
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you first said it, I thought it would

1045
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 4: be in the middle of the door, like where a

1046
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 4: wreath would go. That's a better location for it. Yeah,

1047
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 4: you need to hear some jingles, but it's a bad

1048
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 4: location on the hand.

1049
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 3: On the handle.

1050
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm up next. Okay, great, thank you. I'm

1051
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 1: in the process of rebooting.

1052
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 6: This one I had here was also potential for what

1053
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 6: I think is a terrible holiday activity, but I chose mistletoe.

1054
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: You don't like the kisses, well, like I don't.

1055
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 6: I don't like the arbitrary, like I guess, like the

1056
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 6: obligatory nature of it true, like I get Similarly, I'm like,

1057
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 6: I wonder how many mistletoe interactions are actually ones that

1058
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 6: you want in like the grand scheme of things. And

1059
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 6: because I'm planning a terrible holiday party, it's an enforced rule,

1060
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 6: so that sucks for every door, it's just there the

1061
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 6: whole time, and like you're kissing whoever you're crossing pass with,

1062
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 6: or you're just not making contact with people. But like yeah,

1063
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 6: around the group, like are we like really pro like

1064
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 6: we enjoyed the mistletoe process.

1065
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 2: Or feel like I don't see it a lot?

1066
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 6: It doesn't for that reason, right, So to me, I'm like,

1067
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 6: I think it's like phased out because it kind of sucks.

1068
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, like how did it? How did this tradition start?

1069
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 5: It was? I didn't.

1070
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 6: I did a bit of like searching into it, and

1071
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 6: like I think it was just like some sort of

1072
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 6: ritual like very far back that like I don't know

1073
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 6: when it was there. And then people would either have

1074
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 6: to kiss or maybe more than that.

1075
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: And and the rules of it is somebody like if

1076
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: I see Trey walk under with someone else, am I am?

1077
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,919
Speaker 1: I as an observer supposed to go, oh gotcha? Or

1078
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: is it on the one of the two people that

1079
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: are under the missiletoe.

1080
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 6: That's like, that's the thing where I'm like, it just

1081
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 6: makes it for awkward interactions.

1082
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, like, I.

1083
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 2: Guess you gotta do this.

1084
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: You're absolutely right. If you're throwing a Christmas party, possibly

1085
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: friends are coming that don't know each other. Yeah, I

1086
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 1: was gonna make a bit of a weird situation. Yeah,

1087
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: if you're enforcing the rules.

1088
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah exactly, or.

1089
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 7: An incredible icebreaker, Yeah, just stand get I get.

1090
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 6: I think like a long time out of twenty it's like,

1091
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 6: it's the story that starts me.

1092
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 2: That is starts a wedding speech. Every other one is.

1093
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 7: One at a twenty. That's I think more more one

1094
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 7: in a thousand.

1095
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 2: There we go.

1096
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 1: Do you think there's a Hallmark Christmas movie based on this?

1097
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 7: Gotta be got it be gott to be And it's

1098
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 7: awkward that that in that movie Act one, those two

1099
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 7: they hate each other.

1100
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 2: Missed you under the Missletoe all Mark films something like that.

1101
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they find themselves under the missletoe and awkward kiss.

1102
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 7: Act three, they're shagging baby.

1103
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 3: Which do you think is better? The Mistletoe Promise a

1104
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,919
Speaker 3: TV movie from twenty sixteen or Missletoe Connection, a TV

1105
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 3: movie from.

1106
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 2: Twenty thirty three, that's for sure.

1107
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's always interesting. It's so. It's got a six

1108
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 3: point six on IMDb, an eight out of ten for

1109
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,320
Speaker 3: the Mistletoe Connection.

1110
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: Okay, what about the camelto connection, Now.

1111
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 7: That's something you can hang up.

1112
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Tess, you have the final pick in this in

1113
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: this round.

1114
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the old decoration.

1115
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,919
Speaker 4: I definitely hate garland string lights, but I stubbornly will

1116
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 4: put them on anywhere I can in my house because

1117
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 4: I just don't want to put lights. So the lights

1118
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 4: are better, straight lights are better. But anyway, uh, that's

1119
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 4: what I have here. I do hate tinsel garland mess

1120
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 4: It's so messy, especially when you've got a pet that

1121
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 4: will chew on that garland and we'll vomit it up

1122
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 4: a little bit later. Cause yeah, exactly, that's exactly what

1123
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 4: cats do.

1124
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 5: That's what my cat does.

1125
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 4: This year, I didn't put it out because she hacked

1126
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 4: it up plenty last year. Really so yeah, the old,

1127
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 4: the old Tinsel Garland. It's it's kind of fun to

1128
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 4: have out. But it's just cat thinks it's a toy.

1129
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 4: Thinks it's a toil. Let's play with it. A large mess,

1130
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 4: so you're out of here, Tinsel Garland.

1131
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 5: It's been fun.

1132
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: I grew up in a tinsel household. Really weird when

1133
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 1: you think about it, like you do. The tree, ornaments up,

1134
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: lights are on, and then this final thing. Mom would

1135
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 1: pull out this bag of silver string whatever it is. Yeah,

1136
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: but what is the plastic talking on the tree.

1137
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 7: It was kind of fun to put on, it was.

1138
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 3: It was the cleanup that would clean up way worse.

1139
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes yes. Our friend Renee Piquette I saw

1140
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: recently an Instagram story. She says, it's not a Christmas

1141
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: tree unless.

1142
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 5: It has tinsel.

1143
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 4: Okay, wow wow, it's also not a nice Christmas tree

1144
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 4: coverings everywhere. It's actually you know, overlapping to Halloween. People

1145
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 4: put out the silver type things is Halloween sort of,

1146
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 4: whether it's decoration or just you know, something around. So

1147
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 4: I hate it for both. I hate it for Christmas

1148
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 4: and I hate it for.

1149
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: Did you grow up in a tinsel tree household?

1150
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 6: I don't think there was a lot of tinsul now,

1151
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 6: yeah you would know which which makes you feel like

1152
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:21,399
Speaker 6: I lived?

1153
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 7: Did you have real trees or or artificial?

1154
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 2: Mostly artificial?

1155
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why, because you can't get them off like

1156
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,359
Speaker 7: you can't get the tinsil off of.

1157
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: But half the time we would just put it back

1158
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: in the box and it would come back out next

1159
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:41,720
Speaker 1: year with Yeah, we would just freshen up the tinsel.

1160
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: It was like the popcorn a jumbo video, like a

1161
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: fresh batch and mix it all around.

1162
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 7: Did you ever make popcorn strings with the leftover jumbo popcorn?

1163
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:55,240
Speaker 1: Did not know? Never made a popcorn string?

1164
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 3: Maybe an elementary very intensive.

1165
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 1: Okay, tinsil. I think that might be a polarizing one.

1166
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: I like that one. Some people are pro tinsels, some

1167
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 1: are not. I mean, what's the I guess the idea

1168
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: is like it makes your tree shinier with.

1169
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 4: The lights or other parts of your home too. Doesn't

1170
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 4: necessarily have to go on the tree. It could just

1171
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 4: be decoration on the mantle.

1172
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I guess, on your banister.

1173
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's kind of stick to something, right at

1174
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: least the tinsil. I'm thinking just.

1175
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 5: Rap you can wrap something with.

1176
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.

1177
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of like the.

1178
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 7: Loose individual strings. Yeah, that's right, right, that's the mess.

1179
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 7: I think that's supposed to look like icicles hanging.

1180
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it does kind of around, coming around. Okay,

1181
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 1: let's get to the final category. It's the worst Christmas song.

1182
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: I have the first pick. I thought this was interesting

1183
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 1: because there's some horrible Christmas songs, some that you probably

1184
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,760
Speaker 1: don't hear a lot. But I fired up on Spotify

1185
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: the other night. I was like, oh, that's bad. But

1186
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 1: then I'm like, there's a reason we're not hearing, you know,

1187
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: New Kids on the Blocks, funky funky Christmas every holiday season.

1188
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: It's so bad. But I didn't want to go that

1189
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: route because I wanted to pick, like a song that

1190
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: you hear all the time, maybe on the radio, whatever,

1191
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: it's on a playlist, but you're like, you just dislike,

1192
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: sort of like what you guys did with the movies.

1193
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: So I am going to go with Elmo and Patsy's

1194
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 1: Grandma got run over by a rain gear.

1195
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 7: Definitely on my list.

1196
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: That's a crappy song, A novelty song sure, from like

1197
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: the seventies, I think, and sort of dark too. I mean,

1198
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: Grandma's getting run over by reindeer hoof prints on her forehead,

1199
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: but there's jaunty vocals, so it's like really contrad Yeah, yeah,

1200
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: it's Grandma go run over by rain, you know, it's

1201
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: like that. It's like, I think I liked it when

1202
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: I was a kid. I remember it was on my

1203
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: dad's playlist for sure. I think my dad finds it hilarious. Hold,

1204
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: but I'm like, it's a classic nice we can do

1205
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: better than that.

1206
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 7: So the only thing I like about that song is

1207
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 7: that it's the reason the person singing it believes in

1208
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 7: Santa Claus. Yes, they get that's a lot.

1209
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: That's the funnyart. Yeah, but it almost like I read somewhere,

1210
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: it's almost like it's almost more befitting of a Halloween song,

1211
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: like the Dark Nature than Happy Holidays.

1212
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 2: Was a great title. Great title.

1213
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 6: It's like if you just if you've never heard the

1214
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 6: song and you just said, it's like, I gotta find

1215
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 6: out what's going on here.

1216
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. They did a survey a couple of years ago,

1217
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: thirty one percent of Americans disliked Grandma got run over

1218
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 1: by irant here. That was like sort of at the

1219
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: top of the charts or top of their survey in

1220
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: terms of like songs that a lot of people know

1221
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,439
Speaker 1: but don't like. So I'll go with it. I won't

1222
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: overthink it.

1223
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,439
Speaker 4: I totally forgot that the Reindeers stepped on yeah as well,

1224
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 4: just got hit by the No.

1225
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 2: It's there's a lot of crazy parts of this Reindeer

1226
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 2: dream on Green.

1227
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, the gory lyrics.

1228
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 5: Guys.

1229
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 7: Does she survive.

1230
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 2: How?

1231
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: I actually don't know.

1232
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 2: I don't know she got I never heard.

1233
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 7: Coming home from our house Christmas Eve?

1234
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: Who like Elmo and Patsy to hell as.

1235
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 2: I was?

1236
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 7: I was there too, Yeah, same on the street Elmo.

1237
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 1: Are they Australian? Is that possible? It sounds like an

1238
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: Australian vibe, does it? But maybe not? Maybe not. I'm

1239
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: just looking at up. No, I don't think so.

1240
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 5: I don't think so.

1241
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: No.

1242
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 2: Kentucky, Kentucky. Uh, that's what I have.

1243
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 1: Who is up next in this category? We've got Trey

1244
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: with the second pick.

1245
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1246
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 5: Wow.

1247
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 3: I thought you were going, Paul. I thought you were

1248
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 3: going Paul here.

1249
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you coming in with Paul.

1250
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 3: Then I'm not going Paul one of the sickest.

1251
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 7: That's the only good part of that song.

1252
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the end, I guess I got I'm going

1253
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 3: with another classic, though, do they know? It's Christmas instant

1254
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 3: turnoff for me when I hear it come up. It's

1255
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 3: on every playlist, It's got every famous person from the

1256
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 3: nineteen eighties basically singing on it. And it's cool that

1257
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 3: they got the personnel. It was for a good cause,

1258
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 3: but they should have wrote a good song because it

1259
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 3: is boring and long, no exciting parts, the production trash.

1260
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 7: I disagree, but oh it's I'm with Trey on this one. Yeah.

1261
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: Overall it's horrible, right, there's a couple of stars in

1262
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: it that almost save it. George Michael almost saves it.

1263
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 1: But I think is it Bob Gueldolf, I think he's

1264
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: on record saying it's like one of the worst songs.

1265
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 7: Of all of the of all the the famine relief

1266
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 7: band aid style, I think it is the best one, though,

1267
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 7: Like We Are the World, I hate which one came first.

1268
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 7: We Are the World it was this was the first.

1269
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 7: It was so then we Are the World. Tears Are

1270
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 7: not Enough was the Canadian version, which is also terrible.

1271
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 7: But if I was making a Christmas playlist, I would

1272
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 7: put this. I would just for the nostalgia of it.

1273
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 7: It came out when I was in high school and

1274
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 7: it was just like such a novelty to see all

1275
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 7: these super like literal superstars together in the same room.

1276
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 7: And it was all for charity. So I don't know,

1277
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 7: or it gets charity.

1278
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 3: Well, they're still giving money for the residuals.

1279
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 7: I think they are they Yeah, I think they ever

1280
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 7: played on a Christmas All the royalties I think and

1281
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 7: goes to the whatever, the foundation, I would think, Yeah,

1282
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,240
Speaker 7: I'm talking.

1283
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 6: I actually like, how awful of a person would you

1284
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 6: feel if you're like, okay, we gave another Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

1285
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: It's still a crappy song.

1286
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 3: This is actually a great line from Bob Geldoff. In

1287
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 3: twenty ten, Geldoff told Australia's Daily Telegraph, I'm responsible for

1288
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 3: two of the worst songs in history, with the.

1289
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: Other being we Are of the World.

1290
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 2: Right.

1291
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: Wow.

1292
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 3: But he says it doesn't matter. He's right, that's all

1293
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 3: about generating money.

1294
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: The song didn't matter. Yes, that's true. That's a good point. Okay,

1295
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 1: let's go to Jerome. You have the third pick here.

1296
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, I forgot this song existed, and I own like

1297
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 6: I purged it from my memory and only did it

1298
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 6: come back when we had to do this draft. It's

1299
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 6: a song that I don't even know if it gets

1300
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 6: played a lot now, but it really seemed to have

1301
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 6: like a heyday for like a year or two.

1302
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 2: It's called Christmas Shoes.

1303
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.

1304
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 6: It is one of the worst songs, and like also

1305
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 6: infuriating because the people who love it, it's just like, why

1306
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 6: do you think this is a good song?

1307
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 2: So it's a contrived song. I will read that.

1308
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 6: The song recounts the events experienced by a narrator completing

1309
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 6: the last of his gift shopping on Christmas Eve. He

1310
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 6: is waiting in the checkout line, but it's not really

1311
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 6: in the Christmas mood when he notices a young boy

1312
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,919
Speaker 6: in front of him who wants to buy a pair

1313
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 6: of shoes for his terminally ill mother. The boy tells

1314
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 6: the cashier he wants to appear. He wants her to

1315
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 6: appear beautiful when she meets Jesus. Yeah, since he has

1316
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 6: short on money, the narrator ends up paying for the shoes.

1317
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 6: Which reminds him of the true meaning of Christmas. It

1318
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,560
Speaker 6: is one of the most contrived songs, not based on

1319
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 6: any true story, which makes it even worse.

1320
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 2: It's I remember.

1321
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 6: Discovering it because people are like, you have to hear

1322
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 6: this song. It's really just like made my like holiday.

1323
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 6: I like, I was crying when I heard it, and

1324
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 6: I was like, okay, let's check it out.

1325
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 2: Terrible song.

1326
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 6: And then to find out it's not based on anything

1327
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 6: that actually happened. It's And then also again because I'm

1328
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 6: in the theme of this is playing in my party.

1329
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 2: Good luckily the whole time.

1330
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: She was on at your party or not she's off

1331
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 1: am Asian Okay, ah, wow, I'm gonna have to fire

1332
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: this one up. I really don't know that, but I

1333
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: feel like as soon as I play yeah, all right,

1334
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 1: who do we have? We have tasks?

1335
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, pick I'm going with the classic that we all know.

1336
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 4: I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus had.

1337
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 5: On the list. Just get her out of you.

1338
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 4: Why is Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Number one?

1339
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 5: She doesn't need to be.

1340
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 7: You really not know.

1341
01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know I know that, but.

1342
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody, Christmas Miracle alive. She under the Holly. What's happening?

1343
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 7: Actually that is what's.

1344
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's all I want the Holly to come back.

1345
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 4: I want the red.

1346
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 5: I want the red.

1347
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 4: Every every every little plant just needs those I think.

1348
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 4: I mean, if it's on a doorway, yeah, it's not

1349
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:37,320
Speaker 4: a doorway anyway.

1350
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: So you have to if if Holly McKenzie is on

1351
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 1: the second floor and walk under her together, we need

1352
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: to kiss. It.

1353
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 4: Wasn't the Holly the name of the person that cut

1354
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 4: their finger off, Not no McKenzie.

1355
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: Holly got caught in the lathe not to be confused

1356
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 1: with Holly Anderson.

1357
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 2: And everyone made yes, and everybody made.

1358
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1359
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 4: So I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. So this has

1360
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 4: already sort of been erased. People hate it, right, yeah,

1361
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 4: but let's end it.

1362
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: Jackson five was a Jackson five version.

1363
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,919
Speaker 5: That's the first one. That was the first.

1364
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, the original?

1365
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all right, the original I think.

1366
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,720
Speaker 1: So wow, did you hear Michael like he's like talks

1367
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 1: through it in the beginning.

1368
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 2: Did they raise like is he just talking about his parents.

1369
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 1: Joe and whatever, his MoMA forget? Yeah, I don't know.

1370
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 1: It's that's on that list to that serve it very dark. Yeah,

1371
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: twenty eight percent of people when they did the survey

1372
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: they disliked that song. I saw Mommy kissing San Claus.

1373
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 1: You fan of it, hate it.

1374
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 7: I don't actually mind that one. I do agree that

1375
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 7: it's played out it's stupid, but I do like the

1376
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 7: sub the sub text of it, you know what I mean.

1377
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 7: I'm always spoiler for youss.

1378
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 2: It makes so interesting.

1379
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,640
Speaker 1: Okay. Uh, and now we moved to the final pick

1380
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,200
Speaker 1: here of the entire draft, JD with the worst Christmas song.

1381
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 7: Wow, Paul still on the board, The Chipmunk song still

1382
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 7: on the board.

1383
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 3: Okay, Now we're not picking best songs.

1384
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, but my actual pick is all I Want for

1385
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 7: Christmas is my two front teeth.

1386
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 2: Okay, here, it was about to be a swerve.

1387
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 7: My two front tea. Yeah, it was fine. Uh. The

1388
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 7: original Spike Jones version nineteen forty eight. It is the

1389
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 7: most annoying song you've ever heard because he's got like

1390
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 7: a whistle, like it's youth they put it honestly, okay,

1391
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 7: and he can't say Merry Christmas. So okay. There is

1392
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:59,439
Speaker 7: the song right smash cut to today where this song

1393
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 7: is covered on almost every Christmas album nobody does the bit.

1394
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 7: Nobody does the lisp or the I can't say, like

1395
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,240
Speaker 7: fucking Vince gill is saying, so I could wish you

1396
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 7: marry Christmas. That's not how it goes. It's like you

1397
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:19,120
Speaker 7: gotta whistle the chriss because the teeth are missing. Yeah,

1398
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 7: that's the gag. Spike Jones, you get a pass because

1399
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 7: it's an original, nineteen forty eight novelty song. Great, it's

1400
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:30,639
Speaker 7: irritating to listen to, but at least they do the bit.

1401
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 7: So respect to the people who cover it now who

1402
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,759
Speaker 7: do the bit, but most don't.

1403
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,440
Speaker 2: So sounds like inflatable.

1404
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 3: Yeah it work.

1405
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:46,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just lazy and it's not a good song.

1406
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,760
Speaker 7: Like the actual song is just like it's just the

1407
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 7: it's just a nineteen forty eight like novelty poppy song.

1408
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 7: It's like, yeah, what are we doing here anyways? I

1409
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 7: want it stricken from history.

1410
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 3: History, get it out of here.

1411
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:08,679
Speaker 1: Can't believe Spike Jones did that song and Jackass forever

1412
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:15,800
Speaker 1: the talented man. Okay, there it is. We've gone through

1413
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 1: all five categories. Why don't we recap our worst Christmas Ever? Squads?

1414
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,479
Speaker 1: Trey You at number one overall? So take us through

1415
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:25,720
Speaker 1: your worst Christmas ever here.

1416
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, come to my house. We're watching at the Grinch,

1417
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 3: the animated one, No, the new animated one, which is okay, No,

1418
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:37,639
Speaker 3: we're watching the gin carry one. Ah do we have to? Yeah,

1419
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 3: it's my Christmas party. Have some fun and have yourself

1420
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:45,280
Speaker 3: a piece of this gingerbread house. You imagine watching the

1421
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 3: live action Grinch on a gingerbread house. No, thank you,

1422
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 3: probably wearing an ugly Christmas sweater, not vintage. We bought

1423
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 3: it from a score.

1424
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah that showed up like in an Amazon package exactly.

1425
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,120
Speaker 3: Por no thank you. You try and open the door

1426
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 3: to my house, the ginger jingle bell knocker falls off.

1427
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:10,640
Speaker 3: You're like the home alone pizza delivery again, And of

1428
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:14,679
Speaker 3: course inside is playing do they know it's Christmas? Which

1429
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 3: you know you don't want to hear. So we're doing

1430
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:18,760
Speaker 3: a good thing.

1431
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 2: We're doing this.

1432
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:24,600
Speaker 3: Millions of dollars, but uh, we're punishing ourselves at the

1433
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 3: same time.

1434
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Jerome, take us to your your squad here.

1435
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 6: You're cordially invited to my Christmas party, but if you

1436
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 6: don't mind coming an hour early because I do need

1437
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,679
Speaker 6: some help shoveling the snow.

1438
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 2: Other out the way.

1439
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 6: But once we're finally able to get in, enjoy the

1440
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:44,000
Speaker 6: most depressing Christmas song ever in Christmas Shoes. And if that,

1441
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 6: if you need your spirits brought up, Hey, how about

1442
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:47,919
Speaker 6: some home alone?

1443
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 2: Not one not to to you're getting home alone? Three

1444
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 2: and to close out your night.

1445
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 6: You know what, I know you're a little pick as

1446
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 6: you've been here for a while, had some fruitcake on

1447
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,440
Speaker 6: be having me grab yourself slice.

1448
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 2: And what's that above you? It's a mistletone?

1449
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:10,559
Speaker 3: Now kiss with the fruitcake in your mouth, kinky the

1450
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:11,759
Speaker 3: fruitcake under the misletone.

1451
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's a good squad right there. That's that's

1452
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 1: pretty bad tasks. What's your team?

1453
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:20,720
Speaker 5: I'll get to kissing later as well.

1454
01:11:21,479 --> 01:11:25,479
Speaker 4: Jingle all the Way by NLD No, thank you, shrimp,

1455
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 4: Christmas trees.

1456
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,679
Speaker 3: It's amazing. I believe that the thing.

1457
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:34,559
Speaker 4: It is really weird. People are weird around Christmas. I'm

1458
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 4: decorating a gingerbread house is just not fun. I thought

1459
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 4: I would love it. It's not fun either, is Tinsel Garland.

1460
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 4: It's really combining too, isn't it.

1461
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:45,400
Speaker 5: Anyways?

1462
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 4: Tinsel Garland and I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Dad and.

1463
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 5: Now you know.

1464
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,760
Speaker 1: Jackson five original. All right, j D, what do you got?

1465
01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:56,400
Speaker 5: All right?

1466
01:11:56,439 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 7: I got for my movie is Christmas Vacation. Come at me,

1467
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:00,760
Speaker 7: come back.

1468
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm excited about this party.

1469
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:03,920
Speaker 7: That's a great movie.

1470
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:04,640
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me on.

1471
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 7: We're going to be chomping on some candy canes.

1472
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:08,400
Speaker 1: Fantastic.

1473
01:12:08,479 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 5: I love it.

1474
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:15,240
Speaker 7: Enjoy the creepy alpinishelf looking at you from various locations

1475
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:19,840
Speaker 7: during the party. Uh, it will My whole fred lawn

1476
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:26,519
Speaker 7: is going to be completely covered in inflatables. And all

1477
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:29,280
Speaker 7: I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. We'll

1478
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 7: be playing on a loop, so enjoy.

1479
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,840
Speaker 2: That might be missing your two front teeth.

1480
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, my worst Christmas ever. We've got Deck

1481
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:43,080
Speaker 1: the Halls playing on the television, the two thousand and

1482
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 1: six Ship Show featuring Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito. We

1483
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:49,639
Speaker 1: will be handing out the Christmas pudding. Now. The one

1484
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,679
Speaker 1: good thing about the pudding, I will say, at least

1485
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 1: with my family, there's some coins in it. We're looking

1486
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:59,160
Speaker 1: for a time. You're hoping you actually bite into a

1487
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,240
Speaker 1: coin more than the actual.

1488
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:03,040
Speaker 2: Think about that for a second.

1489
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:07,160
Speaker 1: Okay, that's how bad it is putting up outdoor decorations.

1490
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,080
Speaker 1: That is the activity you're helping me out. We're on

1491
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,280
Speaker 1: the roof. Yeah, one of us is gonna fall. It's

1492
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:14,560
Speaker 1: it's we're gonna be cursing a light not working. It's

1493
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:21,280
Speaker 1: never good. Nutcrackers everywhere, But don't you dare figure touching

1494
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:24,439
Speaker 1: one of those to open these walnuts that I'm handing out.

1495
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:28,560
Speaker 1: And then we have Grandma got run over by reindeer.

1496
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:34,280
Speaker 1: You know, Elmo and Patsy themselves singing this morbid song

1497
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,320
Speaker 1: about your grandmother getting run over by reindeer on repeat

1498
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:41,839
Speaker 1: in the house. Pretty bad? Who created the worst Christmas ever?

1499
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 1: You tell us? Let us know in the comments, let

1500
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 1: us know on Twitter at No Dunk saying maybe we'll

1501
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:49,799
Speaker 1: get a poll. Going to a lot of these places,

1502
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 1: they won't let you put five options when it comes

1503
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:55,200
Speaker 1: to a poll. We'll have to figure that one out.

1504
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,679
Speaker 1: But yeah, let's hear who you think did the best

1505
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:59,760
Speaker 1: job at being the worst and what would you pick?

1506
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 1: That always fun? Let us know down in the comments

1507
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:05,720
Speaker 1: for all five categories. Great to have squad back in

1508
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: our lives here during the holiday season. Jerome, thanks for

1509
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:11,639
Speaker 1: obviously helping us out here. Being the fifth, and again everybody,

1510
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,560
Speaker 1: have a safe and happy holidays and we'll see you

1511
01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: when we see you next time. Embrace the holidays, people,