WEBVTT - Pirate Talk And Other Falsehoods About Pirates

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shonda Land Audio in

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<v Speaker 1>partnership with I Heart Radio, oh Amy Hardys, and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Criminalia, where it's pirate season. We'll be exploring the

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<v Speaker 1>lives and motivations of some of the most notorious freebooters

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<v Speaker 1>throughout history. I'm a Ranch Market and I'm a Holly

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<v Speaker 1>Fry and welcome to our Talk Like a Pirate Day celebration.

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<v Speaker 1>Although pirates did not actually speak like most of us

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<v Speaker 1>probably will on September maybe after we've had a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't mean that it is not a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fun to throw that lingo around. But if you've ever

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<v Speaker 1>wondered about the origins of Talk Like a Pirate Day,

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<v Speaker 1>you actually don't have to look back very far into

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<v Speaker 1>the past at all, just to the mid ninety nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>Back then, friends John Bower and Mark Summers, who also

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<v Speaker 1>used the more piratical monikers Captain Slappy and Old Chum Bucket,

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<v Speaker 1>according to their own account, started talking to each other

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<v Speaker 1>like pirates one day while they were playing racquetball, of

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<v Speaker 1>all things, not a very piratey kind of endeavor, and

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<v Speaker 1>so they just started doing it as friends do, to

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<v Speaker 1>make themselves laugh. I think we have all fallen into

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<v Speaker 1>that thing where suddenly everyone at your table while you're

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<v Speaker 1>out for drinks or a snack starts using a horrible

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<v Speaker 1>page accent or pretending their French for a moment. We've

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<v Speaker 1>all done it. They were just doing it to make

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<v Speaker 1>each other laugh. And then in two thousand two, after

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<v Speaker 1>they had done this for a few years as a

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<v Speaker 1>little joke and picked out the date of September nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>as Talk Like a Pirate Day for themselves, they decided

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<v Speaker 1>that they would email Humorous Dave Barry to tell him

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<v Speaker 1>about their fun idea of a pirate talking holiday. And

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<v Speaker 1>Barry loved it, and he wrote a column about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and soon Talk Like a Pirate Day took off. So

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<v Speaker 1>that is where this whole thing comes from, if you've

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<v Speaker 1>been celebrating for the last twenty years or so. But

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<v Speaker 1>keep in mind, this is all pretend end, and as

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about today, sometimes so are the pirates.

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<v Speaker 1>Pirates probably had a way of speaking, you know. Grog,

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, was a real drink drunk by pirates as

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<v Speaker 1>well as the British Royal Navy. But it's not possible

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<v Speaker 1>to go back to the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries during

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<v Speaker 1>the Golden Age of piracy, to listen to any voice

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<v Speaker 1>recordings of pirate language or their accent from around the world.

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<v Speaker 1>We just don't know for sure. Nobody was interviewed by

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<v Speaker 1>Oprah at that time. How could we know? But Ahoimi,

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<v Speaker 1>hardyse and shiver me timbers, though I'm sorry to say

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<v Speaker 1>they're considered by historians not to have been uttered by

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<v Speaker 1>any real pirates. So where did talking like a pirate

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<v Speaker 1>in the fictional sense really come from? Uh? Where did

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<v Speaker 1>we get all of these silly phrases? Historian Colin Woodard,

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<v Speaker 1>while studying examples of writing by real pirates during the

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<v Speaker 1>Golden Age of piracy, found that those individuals were not

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<v Speaker 1>writing with words and phrases such as Ahoian eighties and

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<v Speaker 1>nowhere could he find a scribbled are And these were

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<v Speaker 1>writings by literate, educated people who had chosen a life

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<v Speaker 1>of piracy, not out of desperation, as many members of

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<v Speaker 1>the crew might have. This is it to say that

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<v Speaker 1>every pirate sailing the high seas was like this. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>many of them probably were illiterate and had never learned

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<v Speaker 1>to read or write. But what are discovered many were

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<v Speaker 1>actually more educated than we might all have guessed, and

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<v Speaker 1>certainly more than modern media gives most pirates credit for.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, how a person talks their language, their accent,

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<v Speaker 1>their cadence, that sort of thing usually depends upon where

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<v Speaker 1>that person is from, or maybe where they live. It's

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<v Speaker 1>no different for pirates who came from countries including Spain, England, France,

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<v Speaker 1>the Netherlands, and the America's scholars agree that most pirates,

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<v Speaker 1>at least those around the British Empire, sounded pretty similar

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<v Speaker 1>to how an underclass British sailor would have spoken at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, and that means that their English would probably

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<v Speaker 1>have been pretty good it. They're English, though would have

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<v Speaker 1>included a dash or two of French, Italian, Spanish and

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<v Speaker 1>Dutch slang picked up around the trade roots and from

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<v Speaker 1>fellow pirates, and they're most certainly would have been way

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<v Speaker 1>more profanity in the mix. I'm presuming they're not comparing

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<v Speaker 1>it to the way I normally. I believe this was

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<v Speaker 1>during the golden age of piracy. Ors has come along

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<v Speaker 1>centuries after being much stronger game than their's. And really,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what we're really talking about when we say that

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<v Speaker 1>we're just pretending to talk like a pirate on Talk

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<v Speaker 1>Like a Pirate Day, we already mentioned that things like

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<v Speaker 1>are and maybe as well as that stereotypical pirate accent,

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<v Speaker 1>those were not introduced or part of the legacy of

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<v Speaker 1>people like an Bonnie or Blackbeard or any pirate. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you can thank Hollywood for that. You can also give

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<v Speaker 1>a little credit to Robert Louis Stevenson. Specifically, it is

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<v Speaker 1>that well loved nineteen fifty Disney film adaptation of Stevenson's

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<v Speaker 1>book Treasure Island that you can blame. That film became

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<v Speaker 1>the go to source for pirates speak for both Hollywood

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<v Speaker 1>and the rest of us. And now for the last

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen years we've been celebrating that manner of speaking on

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<v Speaker 1>Talk Like a Pirate Day. It's not just the language though,

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<v Speaker 1>just like our isn't really part of a pirate's vocabulary.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of fam as pirates themselves also are just fake,

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<v Speaker 1>although many of us may think they're actually real. By

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<v Speaker 1>real pirates, we mean those whose scholars have confirmed as

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<v Speaker 1>real pirates, you know, actual humans who lived and engaged

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<v Speaker 1>in some sort of life that we would categorize as piracy.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of those real pirates have stories in their lore

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<v Speaker 1>that may or may not be true or they're exaggerated,

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<v Speaker 1>and that can also bring fictional elements to the legend

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<v Speaker 1>of that real pirate. You see how this all gets

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<v Speaker 1>real confusing in a hurry. The pirate is real, for example,

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<v Speaker 1>but did they really do all those things that are

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<v Speaker 1>credited to them? Maybe, but maybe not. And sometimes real

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<v Speaker 1>life characteristics and even some real history becomes part of

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<v Speaker 1>the stories that some of our most well known fictional pirates,

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<v Speaker 1>such as Captain Jack Sparrow or the dread Pirate Roberts

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<v Speaker 1>or Long John Silver may characterize. So we're gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>on to them in a minute, but first we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to take a break for a word from our sponsor,

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<v Speaker 1>and when we're back, we're going to talk about those characters,

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Jack Sparrow, the dread Pirate Roberts, and Long Dan Silver.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Criminalia. We are in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>talking about how fictional pirates may not always be fiction

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<v Speaker 1>and how some allegedly real pirates are When it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to fictional pirates, some weren't actually one works at fiction,

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<v Speaker 1>some were inspired by real pirates. So let's talk about

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<v Speaker 1>a few. Of course, we have to talk about Captain

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Sparrow, everyone knows from the Pirates of the Caribbean films.

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<v Speaker 1>We also know who he is the because that character

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<v Speaker 1>is at the center of an entire series of films

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<v Speaker 1>which have been hugely successful. So he's fictional, well, yes

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<v Speaker 1>and no. Jack is an example of a fictional character

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<v Speaker 1>who is not a complete work of fiction. He was

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<v Speaker 1>inspired by a man named John Ward, a pirate known

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<v Speaker 1>for pillaging and plundering in the Mediterranean, as well as

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<v Speaker 1>for his complete lack of morals. John Ward's nickname was Sparrow,

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<v Speaker 1>and it said that he had a swashbuckling, flamboyant style

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<v Speaker 1>that all probably sounds familiar. We are unsure about whether

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<v Speaker 1>or not he used eyeliner like Jack Sparrow, though, although

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<v Speaker 1>certainly we've heard that it would help with the sunlight

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<v Speaker 1>in your eyes. We should also mention that a minority

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<v Speaker 1>of people consider the inspiration for Jack Sparrow to have

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<v Speaker 1>been Captain Calico Jack. It does seem more likely to

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<v Speaker 1>have been John Ward. It's not out of the realm

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<v Speaker 1>of possibility that there was a little combination of the

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<v Speaker 1>two in the mix. While we're talking about pirates and Jargean,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to mention the character of Hector Barbosa, who

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<v Speaker 1>first appears in all of these movies, like every single one,

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<v Speaker 1>he's in them. He said to have been a character

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<v Speaker 1>inspired by the Barbarossa brothers. His character became so popular

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<v Speaker 1>it's been included in these movies the Ride at Disneyland

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<v Speaker 1>and at Disney World, along with Jack Sparrow. And then

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to move on to talking about another film favorite,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is the dread Pirate Roberts. Good night, Wesley,

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<v Speaker 1>good work, sleepwell, I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>The dread Pirate Roberts, known for that quote, is a

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<v Speaker 1>well known pirate from both the novel The Princess Bride

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<v Speaker 1>written by William Goldman and its film adaptation, which was

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<v Speaker 1>directed by Rob Reiner. We know he never leaves captives alive,

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<v Speaker 1>and we know that he isn't just one man. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a succession of individuals who go on to take the

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<v Speaker 1>name and reputation when the previous dread Pirate Roberts is

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<v Speaker 1>ready to retire from piracy, although they do not all

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily retired to Pedagonia. And the dread Pirate Roberts is

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<v Speaker 1>and is not a work of fiction. His identity was

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<v Speaker 1>created from a handful of other fictional characters, but the

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<v Speaker 1>inspiration for the character came from a famous and real pirate,

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<v Speaker 1>Black Bart. Black Bart, a nickname which is believed to

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<v Speaker 1>actually never have been used during his lifetime, was a

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<v Speaker 1>Welsh pirate named Bartholomew Roberts. The real Roberts attacked and

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<v Speaker 1>looted vessels around the America's in West Africa and is

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<v Speaker 1>considered to be the most successful pirate of the Golden

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<v Speaker 1>Age of piracy. The Caribbean and the North American coasts

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<v Speaker 1>were very active during this time, and it's a time

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<v Speaker 1>which is associated with the colonization of the America's as

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<v Speaker 1>well as the Atlantic slave trade, and that's where the

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<v Speaker 1>real Roberts rated ships. He was also known as a

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<v Speaker 1>side note for adopting an early version of the skull

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<v Speaker 1>and crossbones flag. And then there is the famous and

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<v Speaker 1>unforgettable launch on Silver. It's also the name of an

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<v Speaker 1>American chain of fast food restaurants. Yes, if you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>thought about that. However, Long John Silver is actually, at

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<v Speaker 1>least in original form, a character from the book Treasure Island,

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<v Speaker 1>and he is really the ultimate stereotype of a pirate, right.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got the wooden peg leg. He's got a chatty

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<v Speaker 1>parrot on his shoulder. The book's author, Robert Louis Stevenson,

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<v Speaker 1>has been quoted saying that Long John Silver had been

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<v Speaker 1>based on one of his best friends, the poet William

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<v Speaker 1>Ernest Henley, who he found to be quote astoundingly clever.

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<v Speaker 1>Stevenson went on to describe the character Silver as quote

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<v Speaker 1>tall and strong. He was missing a leg all the

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<v Speaker 1>way up to his hip. And it's Henley who inspired

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<v Speaker 1>that idea of the amputated leg. He himself had lost

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<v Speaker 1>a leg from foot to hip to an extensive tuberculosis infection.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Silver's character that gave us a lot of those

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<v Speaker 1>pirate stereotypes, like Holly was talking about. If you would

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<v Speaker 1>list them, most people would associate them with pirates. And

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<v Speaker 1>this includes that shoulder parrot, the treasure map, the treasure map,

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<v Speaker 1>the peg leg, the chest of buried treasure. These are

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<v Speaker 1>things that no one can prove we're real, or if

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<v Speaker 1>they were real, were related to real pirates. I'm sad

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<v Speaker 1>about the treasure map. Although Stevenson himself has talked about

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<v Speaker 1>William Ernest Henley as his inspiration for Long John Silver,

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<v Speaker 1>a few actually consider the character to be based on

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<v Speaker 1>two brothers who were pirates in the West Indies, and

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<v Speaker 1>in that interpretation, the parrot and peg Leg are considered

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<v Speaker 1>entirely fictional. It's no wonder, though, that this version that

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<v Speaker 1>Stevenson and the movie created has cemented an inaccurate image

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<v Speaker 1>of piracy in modern public consciousness. There have been more

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<v Speaker 1>than fifty versions of Treasure Island made for film and television,

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<v Speaker 1>the first appearing in nineteen eighteen, and if you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen them up at version, you really should remedy that immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>It came out in around the same time that topic

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<v Speaker 1>of pirate Day was in its very early stage. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I always think of Treasure Island is like the film

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<v Speaker 1>or story that tracks right along with the history of

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<v Speaker 1>film because it started right there at the beginning. With

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<v Speaker 1>that in mind, we're going to take a break for

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<v Speaker 1>a word from our sponsor, and when we come back,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about real pirates who turned out

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<v Speaker 1>to be fictional. Welcome back to Criminalia. Finally, we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about pirates who were real until we learned that they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't real. So we know that some of our most

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<v Speaker 1>well loved and well known pirates, like Jack Sparrow and

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<v Speaker 1>the dread pirate Roberts and long John Silver often are

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<v Speaker 1>based at least a little bit in reality. But there

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<v Speaker 1>are also pirates that we all thought were real, at

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<v Speaker 1>least many people that were real, and then those were

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<v Speaker 1>proven to in fact be fake, for instance Charlotte DeBerry,

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<v Speaker 1>Jaccotte de la Haye, and Maria Lindsay, who all fit

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<v Speaker 1>into this cat gregory. So let's get to talking about

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<v Speaker 1>when real pirates turn out to be fictional and where

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<v Speaker 1>they're very real seeming stories come from. If you believe

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<v Speaker 1>the pirate lore. Charlotte was a female pirate who was

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<v Speaker 1>supposedly born in sixteen thirty six, which was her right

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<v Speaker 1>in the Golden Age of piracy, as she was old

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<v Speaker 1>enough to practice that career, But modern scholars haven't confirmed

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<v Speaker 1>any stories about her existence. Not one single story has

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<v Speaker 1>been considered to be valid. Most of the tales about

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<v Speaker 1>her are second hand news right no primary source accounts,

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<v Speaker 1>and many historians don't believe that those second hand accounts

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<v Speaker 1>are accurate or even true. Her history is allegedly that

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<v Speaker 1>she went to see after she fell in love with

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<v Speaker 1>a sailor disguised in men's clothing. She eventually climbed the

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<v Speaker 1>ranks within the crew to become captain of the ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You're wondering about the details of that story. Those details

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<v Speaker 1>changed depending on who tells it. Some versions of her

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<v Speaker 1>legend suggests that her crew at one point had to

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<v Speaker 1>resort to cannibalism. Other versions suggests that when she was

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<v Speaker 1>wounded during a fight and fell overboard, her crew blew

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<v Speaker 1>up their own ship rather than be captured by another

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<v Speaker 1>pirate crew. It was believed, we've talked about this before,

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<v Speaker 1>that a woman on board a pirate vessel was inherently

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<v Speaker 1>bad luck. And if that's a life aboard Charlotte's ship

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<v Speaker 1>was like, she sure seems like she upholds that superstition,

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<v Speaker 1>with all of the bad things that are supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>have happened when she was at sea. That there are

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<v Speaker 1>no known records of her until the first mentions of

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<v Speaker 1>her in popular culture, which surfaced in eighteen thirty six,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's two hundred years after her supposed birth. The

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<v Speaker 1>earliest known reference to Charlotte, though it can be found

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<v Speaker 1>in Edward Lloyd's Penny Dreadful called History of the Pirates.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no evidence from her birth up until today that

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<v Speaker 1>she ever existed as a real pirate though, or even

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<v Speaker 1>just a real person. Her story sticks with us, probably

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<v Speaker 1>because it's been passed along at least elements of it

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<v Speaker 1>and other literature written at the same time as Lloyd

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<v Speaker 1>was writing about pirates. Ultimately, it really does seem like

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<v Speaker 1>he just made her up. You can also get into

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<v Speaker 1>the weird headspace of that. Shure sounds a lot like

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<v Speaker 1>the Elizabeth Swan story from Prior to the Caribbean, which

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<v Speaker 1>makes a fictional pirate based on a pirate we thought

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<v Speaker 1>was real fictional. I thund and around. We don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to we don't want to break your brain. We are

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<v Speaker 1>next going to move on to Jacott de la Haye, who,

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<v Speaker 1>like Charlotte, is now considered to be a fictional pirate.

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<v Speaker 1>Allegedly born the daughter of a Frenchman and a Haitian

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<v Speaker 1>woman in the seventeenth century, it is said that her

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<v Speaker 1>mother died in childbirth and her father was murdered. Some

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<v Speaker 1>stories even at in the detail that she had a

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<v Speaker 1>brother with some sort of intellectual disability so orphaned. This

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<v Speaker 1>is when she turned to piracy, and the stories that

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned her brother often suggests that she turned to this

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<v Speaker 1>life at sea to make money to pay for his

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<v Speaker 1>cave her. One of the most popular parts of her

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<v Speaker 1>legend is that she faked her own death to escape

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<v Speaker 1>those pesky government ships trying to capture and hang pirates. Allegedly,

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<v Speaker 1>that's when she began using a male alias, and she

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<v Speaker 1>may have lived disguised as a man for several years

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Once she wasn't so high on the wanted list,

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<v Speaker 1>she resurfaced and she became known as Back from the

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<v Speaker 1>Dead Red and yes, that is because she had red hair.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also said Back from the Dead Red lad a

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<v Speaker 1>gang of hundreds of pirates and the crew took over

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<v Speaker 1>a small Caribbean island, and that she died during a

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<v Speaker 1>shootout several years later while she was defending that island,

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<v Speaker 1>but again made up m h. And then we get

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<v Speaker 1>to Maria lindsay. I do think it's interesting that all

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<v Speaker 1>of our pirates we thought were real but turned out

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<v Speaker 1>to be made up, were ladies, and there were more

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<v Speaker 1>ladies that we could have talked about as well. There's

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<v Speaker 1>clearly I have a theory to talk about at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, this story has the added bonus of managing

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<v Speaker 1>to combine this exciting life of piracy with a romantic

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<v Speaker 1>story of a passionate marriage that probably helps account for

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<v Speaker 1>its popularity. So according to the legend, Maria was born

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<v Speaker 1>in eighteenth century in Plymouth, England. She was the wife

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<v Speaker 1>of a pirate captain named Eric Cobbam and Maria had

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<v Speaker 1>been so captivated by Eric and his piracy when she

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<v Speaker 1>met him that the pair married the day after they met,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she joined his pirate crew, and then together

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<v Speaker 1>they sailed to the America's what a honeymoon. Sometimes, according

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<v Speaker 1>to some stories about her, when she and Eric captured

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<v Speaker 1>another ship, Maria would tie the captain and some of

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<v Speaker 1>the crew of that ship to her ships wind lass

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<v Speaker 1>and then use them for target practice. Eric and Maria's

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<v Speaker 1>crew are said to have followed a policy of leaving

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<v Speaker 1>no survivors. Eventually, Maria and Eric retired to France with

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<v Speaker 1>their looted money. There they settled down and started a family.

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<v Speaker 1>Eric was asked to replace the late local magistrate, which

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<v Speaker 1>made him a former pirate a judicial officer administering the law.

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<v Speaker 1>But Maria couldn't shake her love of piracy, which led

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<v Speaker 1>to her taking her life by drinking poison and throwing

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<v Speaker 1>herself into the sea. But if you read other stories.

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<v Speaker 1>It may have been Eric who poisoned her and through

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<v Speaker 1>into the sea and then wrote a letter confessing to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It really does depend on the version of the story

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<v Speaker 1>that you're here to read, though, exactly who did what.

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<v Speaker 1>So with all of this myth and exaggeration, just as

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<v Speaker 1>the Golden Age was coming to an end, a man

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<v Speaker 1>named Captain Charles Johnson published a very famous collection of

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<v Speaker 1>the biographies of famous pirates. Johnson, which is a pseudonym

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<v Speaker 1>that no one has actually figured out yet who the

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<v Speaker 1>original writer truly was, wrote a general history of the

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<v Speaker 1>robberies and murders of the most notorious pirates. He wrote

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<v Speaker 1>that in sevent and it was full of the piraty

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<v Speaker 1>details we all want. In fact, it secured the legends

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<v Speaker 1>of several real pirates, including black Beard and black Bart.

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<v Speaker 1>Pamphlets and other marketing strategies detailed the crimes and punishments

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<v Speaker 1>that turned that book into a bestseller. Pirate popularity sored.

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<v Speaker 1>Author Daniel Defoe too, wrote and published several pamphlets about

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<v Speaker 1>pirates right around the time he completed his famous story

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<v Speaker 1>of a shipwreck and that's Robinson Crusoe. That's just about

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<v Speaker 1>the same time that Treasure Island came out, so in

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<v Speaker 1>the Crusoe story, he is captured by North African pirates

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<v Speaker 1>and later defends his island from English pirates, and that

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<v Speaker 1>story too became a hit. This is where we're getting

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<v Speaker 1>on why I think so many of these made up

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<v Speaker 1>pirates are ladies. I think clearly some of the audience

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<v Speaker 1>here was really eager to see women in those positions

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<v Speaker 1>of adventure, and that's probably what led to so many

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<v Speaker 1>of them kind of blossoming out of the creative minds

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<v Speaker 1>of so many people, and all in the same period

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<v Speaker 1>as well. So when it comes down to it, what

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<v Speaker 1>do we really know about historical pirates, at least as

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<v Speaker 1>a general group, turns out not a whole lot more

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<v Speaker 1>than the stereotypes it might seem. You've got to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of go case by case. Both pirate novels and Hollywood

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<v Speaker 1>films would have you believe that pirates were swashbucklers, living

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<v Speaker 1>this life of pleasure and freedom on the seas, collecting

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<v Speaker 1>gold and only fighting when they had to or even

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<v Speaker 1>if they just felt like it. But remember, as you

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<v Speaker 1>celebrate talk like a Pirate Day, that real pirates could

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<v Speaker 1>be violent and murderous. They definitely did not sing it's

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<v Speaker 1>a pirate's life for me. So enjoy the holiday, but

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<v Speaker 1>keep it light. Maybe don't engage in some of those activities.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe just stick to the Muppet version of piracy, which

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty fun in my opinion. Maria, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to step into the groggery with me? I am coming

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<v Speaker 1>into the girl. I'm pulling up my stool. I hear

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<v Speaker 1>that there's a drink available today that I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>anything about. Well, there are two, because I'm continuing my

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<v Speaker 1>efforts to make sure we have both an alcoholic and

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<v Speaker 1>nonalcoholic version. It okay, So a drink that comes up

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<v Speaker 1>a lot if you do even cursory research on pirates

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<v Speaker 1>is bumbo, absolutely right, and it's often associated with pirates

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<v Speaker 1>largely because of that rum connection. Pirates may have drunk it.

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<v Speaker 1>It actually has in terms of historical stories way more

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<v Speaker 1>juicy stuff related to early elections in the United States

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<v Speaker 1>and people applying murders with bumbo to get them a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit wasted so they would vote with them. But

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<v Speaker 1>there there is a standard version of bumbo, which is

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<v Speaker 1>not what we're doing. But I want to give it

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<v Speaker 1>to you so you understand where we're starting. Bumbo has

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<v Speaker 1>like some spices like nutmeg, right or am I mistaken? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>That's why that drink stands out to me, because you

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<v Speaker 1>know I can't pass that up some please, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, we're gonna talk about it's okay. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you look it up online, like this standard that you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see a lot of the time is two ounces of rum,

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<v Speaker 1>one ounce of water, a spoonful or two cubes of sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>slightly different variations of measures of nutmeg and cinnamon. So

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<v Speaker 1>often us many versions of this are served up so

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<v Speaker 1>no ice, or it's warm so that that sugar dissolves

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's served still kind of warm. No, thanks, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't appeal to me in a warm state at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to imagine if it would be a

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<v Speaker 1>good winter time. Does it turn into a good winter time? See?

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<v Speaker 1>To me, like a yummy winter time punch has to

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<v Speaker 1>involve a fruit, not just watered down rum. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>it just is not very appealing to me. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hot rum with nutmeg on top, which some people

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<v Speaker 1>might love, and no, no shade do you if that's

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<v Speaker 1>your jam? But I thought it would be more fun

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<v Speaker 1>to do a version that you could just throw together

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<v Speaker 1>in your kitchen and it's coal, but also still because

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<v Speaker 1>it does I keep the nutmeg and cinnamon. Mine is

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<v Speaker 1>not very different, but I keep those because they're a

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<v Speaker 1>good fault transition. Then I have some thoughts on them

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<v Speaker 1>as well. So here is my version. You're gonna start

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<v Speaker 1>with that two ounces of rum and a half ounce

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<v Speaker 1>of simple syrup instead of doing granulated sugar or cubes.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we're doing cold, so you want to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to integrate it quickly. Throw in that nutmeg and cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 1>I did a couple of shakes of my shaker for

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<v Speaker 1>each one, and then I put those in a shaker

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<v Speaker 1>and I shake without ice again, because you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>incorporate it in the cold will keep those things from

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<v Speaker 1>coming together. I am not the biggest fan of spices

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<v Speaker 1>floating in a drink unless it's something creamy like a dairy,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why I'm like, shake the dickens out of

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<v Speaker 1>this business incorporated as much as you can. They still

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<v Speaker 1>won't break down. You'll still have some spice floating in there.

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<v Speaker 1>But for me, if I give it a really nice

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<v Speaker 1>shake to the point where it almost becomes a little

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<v Speaker 1>frothy on its own, then it's a little better. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I pour that over ice and I top it

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<v Speaker 1>with club soda. You can certainly throw a garnish on there.

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<v Speaker 1>You can throw a clove on a stick, or a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of lemon, whatever you wish. But that to

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<v Speaker 1>me is a little yummier because the bubbles help. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't like just a watered down liquor and

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<v Speaker 1>to call it a dream some people love that, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not for me, and that was pretty yummy. I will

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<v Speaker 1>say this, keep in mind that's still a lot of rum,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is a heavy hitter. Like I, I usually

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<v Speaker 1>work on these before, like in the around lunch time

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<v Speaker 1>before we come in and record in the afternoon, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I cannot finish this or I am

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a sloppy, incapable mess when the actually

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<v Speaker 1>recording this episode. I will tell you this, this is

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<v Speaker 1>another one where the non alcoholic version was even yummier

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<v Speaker 1>to me and which I will make again. And so

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<v Speaker 1>this is exactly the same. The only thing that we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing is instead of the rum, which we had two

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<v Speaker 1>ounces of originally, I did one point five ounces of

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<v Speaker 1>unsweetened apple juice. And half an ounce of almond syrup.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually mixed those together before I mixed anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that you have to, just that's how

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<v Speaker 1>I did it. I'd still kept the simple syrup so

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<v Speaker 1>it does get sweeter, and the nutmeg and cinnamon. But

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<v Speaker 1>I did the same thing, shaky, shake, shake or it

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<v Speaker 1>over ice, put some club soda on top. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a nice little refresher because I think the fruit helps

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<v Speaker 1>make it better than just water. That's my thing, right,

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<v Speaker 1>everything brings flavor to the table. Yes, yeah, yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>that was my take on bumbo, which was a fun experiment.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure this one would go into regular rotation,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am glad I tried it, and should anyone

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<v Speaker 1>want it? While at my house, I can throw together

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<v Speaker 1>my version without too much concern. Here we are Pirate day.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's drink bumbo. Everybody, give me your keys, because you're

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<v Speaker 1>not leaving after a couple of these after take them

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<v Speaker 1>away from me after one, safety first, or make the

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<v Speaker 1>non alcoholic version and we can just move over to

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<v Speaker 1>that accurate for start with it. Yes, that is my

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<v Speaker 1>fictionalized version of Bumbo to go along with our fiction

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<v Speaker 1>slash nonfiction Pirate discussion. Thank you so much for hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with us. We hope if you celebrate talk like

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<v Speaker 1>a Pirate day, you have an absolute lass. If you

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<v Speaker 1>dress the part, tag us on social media with hashtag

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<v Speaker 1>Criminalia will see it and probably be delighted by it.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely But be safe if you go out and you

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<v Speaker 1>have a stay in and have any kind of party.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have bumbo, be very careful. Don't drink and drive.

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<v Speaker 1>Drink responsibly. Thank you again so much for spending this

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<v Speaker 1>time with us and hanging out. We will be right

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<v Speaker 1>back next week with a story of a real pirates

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