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Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody talks about that. The reason the boys are

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Speaker 2: That which I think I read that on.

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Speaker 1: That is fucking huge if true, I've med.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week Trend

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Speaker 1: A long Week Trend. And my name's Jack O'Brien. I

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Speaker 1: am thrilled to be joined by a very special guest

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Speaker 1: co hosts, a hilarious stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser.

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Speaker 1: You can catch her on stand up stages everywhere. Check

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Speaker 2: I'd like to thank the Academy for letting me be

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Speaker 1: And that is the names that they name when they're

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Speaker 1: treated like absolute shit, Hollby, how are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm good? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm still a little like tired fucked up

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Speaker 2: In honor of Columbus. Were you camping in other people's yards?

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Speaker 1: Yes, and claiming that I had discovered them. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Incredible traditional, a tradition unlike any other.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, this is the episode where we tell

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Speaker 1: of this case. But first we let them get to

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Speaker 1: we're providing for them. They're allowed to get to know

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the haunted house that is my mind. That's right,

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Speaker 2: Underrated is living in a multi generational households. Boy do

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Speaker 2: I hate paying friends? But also I'm going to India

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Speaker 2: I think I had why it's called the Global South Jack,

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Speaker 2: It wasn't a camping trip. You were kicked out, Jack,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It was far less privacy than there

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Speaker 1: Christine No cut it off halfway through because people kept

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Speaker 1: feigning in the audience.

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Speaker 2: That's just because he was so hot, right, they couldn't

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Speaker 2: handle it.

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Speaker 1: Well. It does like have the same vibes as like

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Speaker 1: Michael Jackson in the eighties, like you know, just people

441
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: being lifted out because Trump's yeah he is bad and

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Speaker 1: you know it to answer right down. I think I

443
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: misheard what the actual lyrics are too bad. I don't

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Speaker 1: think it's the whole world has to answer right down

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Speaker 1: to the tell you once again. But that's what it

446
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: was in my brain for a long time. Folks, his

447
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: supporters like being treated like shit is another thread. It

448
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: feels like the media could be running with a little

449
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: more and would be with a Democrat, like if Kamala

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Speaker 1: Harris and Tim Walls like kept leaving their supporters stranded

451
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 1: or like just you know, the apparently the air conditioning

452
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: wasn't turned up enough in this thing, and like multiple

453
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Speaker 1: people were fainting at this town.

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Speaker 2: Halls and so it's never going to be his fault.

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Speaker 2: Like it is very cultish. I saw like a TikTok

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Speaker 2: of a woman like describing her experience with a Trump

457
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 2: supporter and like how like dead eyed and committed to

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Speaker 2: the cause that the person she had the interaction with was.

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Speaker 2: It's like there's nothing he could do, Like he said,

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Speaker 2: he could like shoot somebody and they'd be like it's justified, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't think a mainstream media narrative is going

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Speaker 1: to like change anyone's mind. It just feels weird because

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Speaker 1: it does also feel at the same time as they're

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Speaker 1: just they've kind of given up on change it. Like

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Speaker 1: they're just like, yeah, but people seem to love it.

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00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not like upholding their responsibility.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like they're waiting for like a Kamala

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Speaker 1: Harris slip up. You know, obviously not the slip up

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Speaker 1: of refusing to break with Joe Biden's horrifying policy in Israel,

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Speaker 1: as we'll talk about in a moment, but the like

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Speaker 1: just you know, if she did any of these things,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like it would be treated as like

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Speaker 1: roof that she's unseerious and not ready for the job.

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00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,199
Speaker 1: So anyways, after the two people passed out at this

476
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Speaker 1: town hall, he was just like, fuck the questions, let's

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00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: listen to let's listen to some jams, and just did

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Speaker 1: what apparently he does all the time in mar A

479
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: Lago and just like plays music for people, and then

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Speaker 1: kind of did like he does like a sort of

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Speaker 1: dance thing where he just like kind of stands there

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Speaker 1: and like sways a little bit.

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Speaker 2: And he kind of does like a mini shimmy, like.

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Speaker 1: Like every fifteen to twenty seconds, he'll like acknowledge that

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Speaker 1: there's music on, but it's like very He really reminds

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Speaker 1: me of like a self conscious guy whose wife is

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Speaker 1: on the dance floor at a wedding and he's just

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Speaker 1: like on the side like being like, Okay, I've got

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Speaker 1: to acknowledge it the dance floor, so I'm gonna move

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Speaker 1: my hands a little bit, but like just little half

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Speaker 1: moves here and there.

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Speaker 2: It's also so funny that he's like, here's just music

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Speaker 2: that I'm not playing. That's not a live band, but

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00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 2: it's just like, will you listen to this playlist that

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Speaker 2: I made for.

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Speaker 1: Like November Rain he played. It's so weird. He plays

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Speaker 1: like Ave Maria and then November Rain, and yet he

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00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: just played music for a half hour and was like

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Speaker 1: standing on the stage not saying anything, and then the

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Speaker 1: crowd just eventually started to like file out.

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Speaker 2: That's the best case scenario for a Trump presidency is

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00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 2: he does that every day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, just like pumps up the jams and everyone's

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Speaker 1: like all right, sir. Although the people that he would

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Speaker 1: have running things probably would be making bad, bad choices

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Speaker 1: but again, like just an excerpt from elsewhere in that

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Speaker 1: like the shutting things down and playing music is the

508
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: thing that obviously got the headlines. But like this is

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Speaker 1: a paragraph that he said at one point, people put

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Speaker 1: signs this gun or we have some of them actually

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Speaker 1: even spell the kind of gun they have. We have

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Speaker 1: an AK forty seven inside, And people say, you know what,

513
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: let us just I knew about an AK forty seven

514
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: from a few weeks ago in the AR fifteen. I

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Speaker 1: know a lot. It's just like, what the fuck, Like

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Speaker 1: I think he's trying to get it the like only

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Speaker 1: good guys with guns can stop bad guys with guns thing,

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Speaker 1: But like just that rail distracted, Yeah, yeah, exactly, and

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00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: then he just gets distracted and chases a butterfly. Like

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Speaker 1: if he wasn't so just out of step with nature,

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Speaker 1: I could definitely see him chit chasing a butterfly.

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Speaker 2: But if he wasn't so out of step with nature.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine him in nature of any Like I

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Speaker 1: feel like he hasn't been in a forest in the

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Speaker 1: entirety of his life.

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Speaker 2: You're still on that camping trip man.

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Speaker 1: Where to be fair, I was just chasing butterflies around way.

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Speaker 2: Down by the weight of drail mix exactly. He if

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Speaker 2: he chased a butterfly, it would be this like beautiful

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Speaker 2: like music in the background, him running through a field,

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Speaker 2: and then he would fucking kill the butterfly and the

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Speaker 2: music would stop.

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Speaker 1: He grab it and just yeah, trying like put it

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Speaker 1: in his pocket. All right, on the other side of things,

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Speaker 1: So is it the other side? I mean it's the

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Speaker 1: same side, because this seems like what would be doing.

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Speaker 1: But this continues to be a massive liability for the

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Speaker 1: Harris campaign in addition to just being absolutely horrifying and enraging.

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Speaker 1: So Israel continues to commit war crimes in Gaza and

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Speaker 1: you know, the West Bank. According to everyone who is

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Speaker 1: not the United States, Like heading into the weekend, Israel

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Speaker 1: was accused of war crimes by the United Nations over

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Speaker 1: there quote concerted policy to destroy Gaza's healthcare system. And

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Speaker 1: that was then before the world witnessed the horror of

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Speaker 1: a tent camp outside of a hospital being engulfed in

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Speaker 1: flames and you know, people with ivs in their arms

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Speaker 1: being burned alive. Like they made that accusation first, and

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00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: then that happened.

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Speaker 2: I genuinely might cry, like, right, because I know, it's

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Speaker 2: so horrifying, it's awful and I can't get and the

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00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 2: thing is, like I saw images of a man being

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Speaker 2: run over by a tank, like I don't know how

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00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,959
Speaker 2: long ago, and it's just like every day. The evil

554
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: that I see that people are co signing and enthusiastically

555
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 2: lending their support for it is very devastating to my

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Speaker 2: picture of humanity and like what we're capable of. Yeah,

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00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 2: And the only thing that is like making me feel

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Speaker 2: better is the actual other side of that, where I'm

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Speaker 2: seeing like Palestinians taking care of each other and like

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00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: taking care of like the cats that are displaced. Like

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Speaker 2: I have to watch those videos because everything else that

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Speaker 2: I'm seeing by the powers that the is like devastating. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it is, so it's so sad.

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Speaker 1: It's so sad. It's yeah, it's truly horrifying, and it's

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Speaker 1: enraging that this is the hill that they're going to

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Speaker 1: die on, like the Harris campaign, like you know, the

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Speaker 1: Israeli military is just increasingly like belligerent and like yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I said, like that accusation came and then they

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Speaker 1: bombed the time camp outside of a hospital.

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Speaker 2: And I saw like some thing in Haretz or whatever

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Speaker 2: that was like Netanyahu's no longer looking for peace or

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Speaker 2: a ceasefire, and it's like he never fucking was, and

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00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: we all knew he wasn't. And he literally was like, well,

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Speaker 2: we're going to see in the next forty five days,

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Speaker 2: at like the forty five day mark for our election.

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Speaker 2: Like they're like, it is so frustrating how many lives,

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Speaker 2: like human life these people are playing with when I

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Speaker 2: don't think being the head of a nation state and

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Speaker 2: dows you with the ability to discern what is important

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Speaker 2: in terms of human life and gives it, doesn't give

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Speaker 2: you a right to take it away. I'm like, these

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Speaker 2: are people who don't give a fuck about your policies

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Speaker 2: or your agenda. Their kids. They're people like, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't think being the head of a government means that

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Speaker 2: the people are actually giving you like this social contract

586
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Speaker 2: where you can just play with their lives like it

587
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 2: is fucked like such a human level. But yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: not searching for a peaceful solution. This is what he

589
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 2: wanted to do the whole time. This is what he

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Speaker 2: wanted to drag the US into. And we're so fucking

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Speaker 2: stupid and so stubborn that we just went along with it,

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Speaker 2: and it's just like now where to where, Like where

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Speaker 2: will she turn back? She's been so she lost all

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Speaker 2: the steam of Tim Waltz being the yeah, the pool

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Speaker 2: the right pick by just being so like Roe Republican.

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Speaker 2: It's like you're telling there's this There are all these

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Speaker 2: tweets and comments online that are like you're telling us

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Speaker 2: Republicans are bad and then that you're gonna work with

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00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: them and put them in your cabinet.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, and you're telling thing about fucking the co

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Speaker 1: sign from Dick Cheney, the person who is basically the

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Speaker 1: architect of the War on Terror, which is like largely

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Speaker 1: what we're seeing a continuation of here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and like you're also saying these people are responsible

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Speaker 2: for Roe v. Wade falling and you want them in

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Speaker 2: your fucking ca or to campaign with them.

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Speaker 1: It's baffling.

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Speaker 2: You're using their talking points on immigration from like four

609
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 2: years ago for your platform now like you're moving more right.

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00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the triangulation thing we've been saying all along

611
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: is like the mistake that the Democratic Party continues to make.

612
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: There like well, we've got to move more right, and

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00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: then we capture this big tent, but it actually just

614
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: makes you the second cruelest of like a cruel political establishment,

615
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: and that doesn't do anything for you, Like there's more

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Speaker 1: Donegan in the Guardian is like the truth is that

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Speaker 1: Netnahu's style of governance, his bigotry is corruption. His advancement

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00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: of violent and exclusionary nationalism is part of a broader

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00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 1: trend of far right authoritarianism. It is the same trend

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Speaker 1: that Harris aims to defeat in her campaign against Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: Like that there it's so clear, like the path of

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Speaker 1: just being like worre are going to break with this

623
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Speaker 1: right wing bullshit? Instead, it's at every angle it feels

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00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: like the campaign is trying to appease that, and.

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00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 2: It's you can't be like you can't say that the

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00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 2: Republicans are bad and then like try to be as

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Speaker 2: racist as them but not accomplish that, Like those voters

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00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 2: are going to stay with Republicans, right, that is just

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Speaker 2: not going to happen. You can't outpatriot the Republicans, you

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00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,240
Speaker 2: can't out racist the Republicans. All you're doing is making

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00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 2: us more like people on the left progressives, even like

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00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 2: you think people in this center are okay with what's

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00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: happening with Israel in terms of like the money being

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00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: spent there, like average Americans are looking at like grocery prices,

635
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 2: are looking at like the economy, the rent, even if

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00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 2: they don't give a shit about what's happening in other countries.

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00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 2: That being like such a big aspect of your platform

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00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 2: right now is not going to help you in the

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00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: little time we have left. Yeah, like we have weeks

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00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 2: left at this point. That is crazy. This is gonna

641
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 2: be so paid. This is We're in such a bad

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00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 2: position right now. It was like forty nine forty four

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Speaker 2: or something after the debate, and now it's like forty

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Speaker 2: eight forty eight or something. Crazy.

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00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it is that same like bullshit logic that

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Speaker 1: led to twenty sixteen. And I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: There's something we'll need to change. I think, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll come right back

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00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: and talk about something that's not this. We'll be right

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00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: back and we're back. Let's talk Elon Musk, because he

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Speaker 1: is building the few future by copying off of sci

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Speaker 1: fi movies. So we went viral over the weekend for

653
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Speaker 1: his we Robot event. Certainly you've heard of I Robot,

654
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Speaker 1: Well what about we robot? Elon Musk famously great at

655
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Speaker 1: community building.

656
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Speaker 2: I'm so tired of Trump and Elon still being famous.

657
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Speaker 2: Like I know, I don't want to, I don't want

658
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Speaker 2: to keep talking about them. I know we have to,

659
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Speaker 2: but I'm like, when will they go away?

660
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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I wonder if they ever will. It really

661
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Speaker 1: feels like narcissism and extreme wealth are the cheat codes

662
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Speaker 1: for this current version of reality. Unfortunately, Yeah, hopefully we

663
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Speaker 1: get over that. But yeah, So the big rollout was

664
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Speaker 1: for Tesla's Robotaxi, but the real star of the show

665
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Speaker 1: was the Optimist robot. He's just pulling from anything. He's

666
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Speaker 1: pulling from transformers, He's pulling from my robot.

667
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Speaker 2: He's going to make like a sandworm soon.

668
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Speaker 1: Yes, he would be like super into spice, the idea

669
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Speaker 1: of like a psychedelic that helps you navigate space, and

670
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Speaker 1: he and Joe.

671
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Speaker 2: Rogan are going to do on their next podcast exactly.

672
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Speaker 1: I hope he does try to navigate space on psychedelics

673
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Speaker 1: and is the only person aboard that ill faded space mission.

674
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Speaker 2: It makes me really sad that all these people do

675
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Speaker 2: like a bunch of psychedelics and like have not learned it.

676
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like I've actually figured out a way

677
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Speaker 1: to optimize my schedule. Wait what, that's what mushrooms told you?

678
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Speaker 1: But did you see the footage of Optimists?

679
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Speaker 2: I saw like different footage from the event, and how

680
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Speaker 2: like the bartenders, Like were the bartenders considered optimists too?

681
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Speaker 2: Or were they? It was a robots, but they but

682
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Speaker 2: they were like real voices, like they were manually operated,

683
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Speaker 2: and like there were people talking and like I was like,

684
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Speaker 2: this just sounds like a dude from Silicon Valley.

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Speaker 1: That's because that's what it was. A Yeah, so people

686
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Speaker 1: were like, holy shit, he made robots that can like

687
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Speaker 1: play rock paper scissor and like serve you a drink

688
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Speaker 1: like they were like doing bartender. People were like, good

689
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Speaker 1: luck with your twenty dollars minimum wage now that elon

690
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Speaker 1: do robot that can do this, not never thinking about

691
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Speaker 1: the fact that even were this to be the AI

692
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Speaker 1: driven thing that they claimed, it would be immensely expensive.

693
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Speaker 2: But anyways, and also and also like everybody was like,

694
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Speaker 2: that's not the fucking point of a bartender. It's not

695
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Speaker 2: to be like a vending machine. The point of a

696
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Speaker 2: bartender is to like similar to like how a hairdresser

697
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Speaker 2: like is part of the culture and like a human

698
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Speaker 2: being and interacts with you and gives you shot.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes we just got to take the humanity out of

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Speaker 1: every aspect. Yeah, that's true. Like hairdresser and bartender are

701
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Speaker 1: like the remaining points of human interaction, and they're like,

702
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Speaker 1: we got to get these fuckers out of here. They're

703
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Speaker 1: reminding people of what we're doing.

704
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, Elon's like human connection. Who needs that?

705
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Speaker 1: Not me? Yeah. He bragged that Optimists will be the

706
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Speaker 1: biggest product ever of any kind because he's you know,

707
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Speaker 1: prone to understatement, and showed videos in which Optimist brings

708
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: in Amazon deliveries that were probably also done by robots

709
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Speaker 1: and water house plants. While like a family plays Jenga

710
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Speaker 1: in the foreground and the Optimist manages to resist the

711
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Speaker 1: urge to kill its human masters, it really feels kind

712
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Speaker 1: of ominous.

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Speaker 2: This is also how he views people who work for him,

714
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Speaker 2: Like he views them as robots in the background. That's

715
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Speaker 2: why he's like they can be easily replaced by robots

716
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 2: in the background. Like he doesn't value labor, that isn't

717
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 2: like destroying like democracy, right.

718
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Speaker 1: What do we hate other people, right, so I've solved

719
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: this problem. I've solved the problem of other humans. So

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Speaker 1: this event had optimism Optimize sprinkled around the event. Interacting

721
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Speaker 1: with people, everybody was like oh shit, you yeah, dunking

722
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Speaker 1: on the service industry, being like it's over for you

723
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Speaker 1: people who do manual labor and like who do important

724
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Speaker 1: chill in your face, but yeah, like this is just

725
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Speaker 1: another fake demo from Elon Musk. He's done this so

726
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: many times. He did self driving cars like seven years ago,

727
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Speaker 1: and they were not self driving. He totally like he

728
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: had somebody controlling them from a distance, and also they

729
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: had like scanned in the root and like done all

730
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Speaker 1: these things. So but people believed in self driving cars

731
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Speaker 1: for the past decade because he faked a demo.

732
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Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, he'll figure out the tech soon enough,

733
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Speaker 2: you know, like they're like it's fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. So these were just robotic puppets that were

735
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Speaker 1: being operated remotely by humans.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like Elon Musk, if you ye me.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Like I was at first, I was like that

738
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Speaker 1: feels like that would be hard to do, even like

739
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Speaker 1: to to operate remote control a robot so that it

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Speaker 1: like picked up a glass and like poured the beer

741
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Speaker 1: for you. But then I remembered that the mechanical turk

742
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Speaker 1: that is like from two hundred years ago, it was

743
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Speaker 1: the chess playing automaton that oh my god, Amazon actually

744
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: named their like one of their companies after because their

745
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: whole like they recognize that their whole trick is to

746
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Speaker 1: like hide the humans behind you know, shiny technology. Uh god,

747
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Speaker 1: it like it was also doing the same thing. Like

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Speaker 1: I think I had at some point assumed that the

749
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Speaker 1: mechanical turk was like a human in a robot costume,

750
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Speaker 1: but it was also just there was somebody in a

751
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Speaker 1: hidden compartment controlling it with levers, and it was able

752
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Speaker 1: to like pick up the chess pieces and move them around.

753
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Speaker 1: So there's like nothing new here. This is two hundred

754
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Speaker 1: year old technology.

755
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Speaker 2: That is so funny that I was going to say,

756
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 2: like all of the like robo bus and shit, it's

757
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 2: like people just like in reinventing public transport, it's just

758
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 2: people like trying to make shinier and more sleek what's

759
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 2: already out there and needs funding, you know.

760
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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, exactly, just find ways to further deprive people

761
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Speaker 1: of the thing that we need. The most and replace

762
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Speaker 1: with robots and technology and just as remove the face

763
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: to face communication at any cost, including in this case,

764
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Speaker 1: they're replacing bartenders who, as people were like, there goes

765
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 1: your twenty dollars paycheck, asshole. You know, the people who

766
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Speaker 1: operate these robots remotely make as much as forty eight

767
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Speaker 1: dollars an hour, so they're removing them at cost to

768
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Speaker 1: do the job more slowly.

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Speaker 2: But the benefit is that they're more of a fit

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Speaker 2: for the company, you know what I mean, because they

771
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Speaker 2: are Silicon Valley people and not like manual labor, low

772
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Speaker 2: skilled people, you know what I mean. That's right, But

773
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Speaker 2: that's like something else that like really fucking bothers me

774
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Speaker 2: having come from STEM. Girls in STEM they quit for

775
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 2: stand up. I'm trying to deal with the gap between education.

776
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 2: I'm trying to reverse it by getting dumber as I

777
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 2: get older, going to Jupiter, so to speak, I'm defying

778
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 2: the gender by by going to Jupiter to get more stupider.

779
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 2: There is such a deep level of arrogance in a

780
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 2: lot of tech people's like bodies, like they just like

781
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 2: it's so deeply ingrained that because they use brain and computer,

782
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 2: brain and computer better than other people, you know, and

783
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 2: like the fact that they're willing to allow themselves to

784
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 2: be tricked by aesthetics and trends will never penetrate to

785
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 2: make them feel like shallow or part of the culture

786
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Speaker 2: or just human like everybody else. Like they like that

787
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Speaker 2: person making forty eight dollars an hour, they will always

788
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Speaker 2: justify it as being like a higher skilled, more specialized,

789
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 2: you know job than the average like warehouse worker or

790
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: whatever who's like operating you know, machinery in a similar way,

791
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 2: because they have to be better, because they have to

792
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: have a reason to justify their place in like cold

793
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Speaker 2: right now, and how much money they're making, and like

794
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 2: they have to be special because they were told growing

795
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 2: up that they're special and they're smart, and that makes

796
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 2: them like better than other people. And it fucking doesn't

797
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 2: like you were tricked by shiny robots just like everybody else.

798
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're taking big swings. They've got to do big

800
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: swings in this case, like he stole the whole look

801
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,439
Speaker 1: like that was another thing that was controversial, Like people

802
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: did point out, like there are people who are like Tesla,

803
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: Like they cover Tesla as their main beat and they

804
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: were like, this is uh completely quote totally dishonest demo

805
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: is what they called it, which they were just like, man,

806
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 1: why would you completely lie, like because he did the

807
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Speaker 1: thing and like didn't admit that they're being remotely controlled.

808
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: That just like came out later so insane.

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Speaker 2: Also, I want to say, like I saw a tweet

810
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Speaker 2: about how like Donald Trump would be an amazing real heimewife,

811
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 2: and I feel the same way about Elon Musk, Like

812
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 2: this is one hundred percent what real housewives are about,

813
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 2: their throwing parties where they appear to be like fancier

814
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 2: and better than everybody else, and then everybody gets mad

815
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 2: because it's not what it looks like, and then everybody

816
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 2: gossips about it. I'm like, just go on one of

817
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 2: these shows, just be a real billionaire and just leave

818
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 2: reality alone.

819
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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll even laugh at you, Elan, I know that's

820
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Speaker 1: like your main thing.

821
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Speaker 2: Yes, bitch, be messy, come on, this is up your aisle, slut.

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Speaker 1: That I mean. They also just like copied the look

823
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: from an Eye Robot. Yeah, and so the filmmaker behind

824
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: the movie I Robot was like, hey, man, thanks for

825
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: completely stealing our design book. But I don't know that

826
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: side of it. There's been a long history, like they

827
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: stole tablets from two thousand and one and Star Trek,

828
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: like they had iPads basically years before. And I think

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Speaker 1: that's just generally, like you said, these are just like

830
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: weird people who are stealing ideas to try and make

831
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Speaker 1: the world look like some version of things in their mind.

832
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Speaker 2: And I can understand, like, Okay, the technology needs to

833
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Speaker 2: catch up with the art, because art is always imagining

834
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Speaker 2: things in the future, and I can understand that happening,

835
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Speaker 2: and it has happened in like science fiction and all

836
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 2: sorts of things. But it is your fucking company, Like

837
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 2: have some vision, like have fun with it, Like it

838
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be like what everybody else thinks it

839
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Speaker 2: should look like it could be a new, cooler thing

840
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 2: that people didn't realize they needed. But you're too egoistic

841
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 2: and narcissistic, but like simultaneously lack creativity to like make

842
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Speaker 2: something cool and new.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I do have to give a shout out to

844
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Speaker 1: jam who called the story more like lie robot am

845
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Speaker 1: I right, So WIT's for him? All right. Those are

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Speaker 1: some of the things that are trending on this Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: October fifteenth, and over the weekend before we are back

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Speaker 1: tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show, Paula

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Speaker 1: Bye, there you go. All right, until then, be kind

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Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,

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Speaker 1: get your flu shots. Don't do nothing about white supremacy.

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Speaker 1: And we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bite by bye.