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Speaker 1: Welcome to Stupidity, home of the greatest media mind ever

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Speaker 1: to walk the planet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, shoot, here's the deal.

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Speaker 3: He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

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Speaker 2: He's loved and feared more than any being.

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Speaker 1: To Grace's plummeet, there's got a man with a voice

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Speaker 1: that sounds like Verry White.

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Speaker 4: And be got to say, Hey, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Baby got himself would pay thirty nine ninety nine for

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Speaker 1: a cameo. Fact of the matter is, you are about

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Speaker 1: to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be

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Speaker 1: described as psychological nudity.

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Speaker 2: This is Stu Goox and this is stupidity. Here we go,

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Speaker 2: Jim to very excited. Back in the Brand Star studios,

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Speaker 2: Mark Hockman, this diva walks in. He's got you know,

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Speaker 2: he's making request. He has the smallest microphone of anyone here,

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Speaker 2: so we request a bigger microphone, and now he has

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Speaker 2: the biggest microphone.

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Speaker 3: And my headphones took his. He's headphones.

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Speaker 4: That's complete bullshit, because what happened was I did the

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Speaker 4: show with you, like six weeks ago in the studio.

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Speaker 4: You said I'll see you tomorrow. I've literally been waiting

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Speaker 4: in this studio for six weeks, you guys never showed

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Speaker 4: up again, and now you walk in take my good microphones.

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Speaker 4: And I'm sitting here like like a schmuck for six.

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Speaker 2: Weeks, right, but now you have the biggest mic here

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Speaker 2: because I feel good about that.

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Speaker 3: To utilize the kitchen for the six weeks makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Everything's virtual. So I made I made a I made

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Speaker 4: a sports book.

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Speaker 2: Is he you would love? You should go up and

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Speaker 2: visit Mark Kackman in his world because this man, he

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Speaker 2: is fucking retired. I had avocado toast with Hawk the

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Speaker 2: other days. Not the greatest. It's so well, I didn't

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Speaker 2: have it. I had the meat balls.

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Speaker 4: No, isn't it the greatest watching me eat avocado to.

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Speaker 2: Just seeing your daily routine in which you have you

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Speaker 2: have really figured out how to not walk boy than

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Speaker 2: fifteen to twenty yards on any given at any given

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Speaker 5: Do you prefer like the sliced avocado with like some

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Speaker 5: seasoning on trap or like the mash, because if it's

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Speaker 5: just guacamole on toast, I don't know if I like.

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Speaker 4: That's great questions though, there are you know, levels to

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Speaker 4: avocado toast. No, it is a great question. Okay, So

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Speaker 4: there's a place in downtown Boca called Long Story Short Cafe,

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Speaker 4: and they slice it fresh and then they sprinkle like

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Speaker 4: a little like a like an everything bagel. Okay, maybe

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Speaker 4: a couple and some balsamic and a couple of red

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Speaker 4: on a slice of toasted bread. One of my favorites.

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Speaker 4: I don't mind the avocado mash. Sometimes certain places pull

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Speaker 4: just had fridge for water.

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Speaker 5: It just doesn't look great, not the most appetizing. Cover

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Speaker 5: that thing with a fried egg sliced man.

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Speaker 2: So he had avocado toast. I ordered the bowl of

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Speaker 2: meat balls. Well.

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Speaker 4: The thing is, though I was doing a radio show

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Speaker 2: But he's sitting there. It just sits in me.

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Speaker 5: With Okay, yeah, okay, I was gonna say, why, like

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Speaker 5: if I lose me off the mic.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to make this sound unprofessional, but I

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Speaker 4: feel it's weird to talk to someone but not look

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Speaker 2: Is it weird to talk to someone after you stole

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Speaker 2: their headsets. I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know I stole his in sets till you

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Speaker 3: I'll just stare at you the entire time, and you

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Speaker 4: Me, right, fair enough, I'll just assume that you'll uh,

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Speaker 4: I'll look at you on the monitor over there.

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Speaker 2: We had no uh. We had Channing Crowder on God

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Speaker 2: Bless Football yesterday. The three of us were there for

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Speaker 2: that interview. We fell in love with Channing Crowder. Holy shit, Hawk,

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Speaker 2: is your co host good at doing radio ed podcasting?

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Speaker 2: He's fantastic.

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Speaker 4: He really is super entertaining guy and understands broadcast and

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Speaker 4: you know, all.

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Speaker 2: Of us understands filling time.

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Speaker 4: All of us have probably worked with people who are

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Speaker 4: good guests at times, but not great hosts, and Crowder

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Speaker 4: breaks the mold man. But it was funny. So when

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Speaker 4: I first got to WQAM, he was doing a show

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Speaker 2: Cooperstein was doing sports for NBC, and then I think

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Speaker 3: New York, Yes, in New York.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think any of this, But we had

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Speaker 5: a basketball rivalry. We played against each other one Yeah,

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Speaker 4: N he was doing a show with Crowder and they

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Speaker 4: decided we're when CBS took us over. We had four

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Speaker 4: They want to promote NBC, and so Crowder got kind

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Speaker 4: Crowder learned that I was coming to QAM through a

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Speaker 4: Barry Jackson column. Really, Berry Jackson wrote Hawks leaving seven ninety,

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Speaker 4: maybe like a week later from Mironde Gadston, former Dolphins receiver.

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Speaker 4: For those who don't know who Taylor may not know.

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Speaker 2: His son plays at Syracuse. Taylor would know his son.

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Speaker 4: His son plays for the Chargers.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he went to the NFL, but he played at Syracuse.

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Speaker 3: Played at Syracuse, got drafted this year by the Chargers.

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Speaker 4: Four catches in the preseason.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna be a beast. He's gonna be a beast.

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Speaker 4: So Arondez calls me about a week later and he says, hey, man,

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Speaker 4: just giving your heads up. This Channing Crowder no fan

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Speaker 4: of yours. Man, I'd lay low. And the reason is

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Speaker 4: I had met him maybe like once in my life.

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Speaker 4: So that that first, because when we first started, he

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Speaker 4: put him on ice sure, and then they partnered him

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Speaker 4: Crowder made it clear like it because I'm a bit

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Speaker 4: of an acerbic personality. Ah Crowder made it clear like yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm never gonna I'm never gonna step do you and uh,

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Speaker 4: and we've had a great relationship ever since. Like he

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Speaker 4: allows me to be a jackass. He's a jackass.

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Speaker 2: He is a jackass, but he gives you that credit,

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Speaker 2: like he gives you the credibility that you need. Right,

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Speaker 2: he's right for sure.

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Speaker 4: I mean I've d clear on the show. I mean

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Speaker 4: when people text in the show and they're like, you

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Speaker 4: you're stacking the box, if you're uh, I don't know

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Speaker 3: Fuck is going on out there?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? But I will entertain you.

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Speaker 4: I've made I've always made it clear over some years,

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Speaker 4: Like I'm an entertainer. I can radio entertain. It's a

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Speaker 4: And Crowder knows his shit and so it's kind of

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Speaker 4: the perfect And he's also a born entertainer if you

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Speaker 4: even remember from his Dolphins day of course, I mean

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Speaker 5: Faith in yourself, hawk a four to three and a

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Speaker 5: three four, I think you can figure out that.

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Speaker 2: I could probably figure that out. Yeah, But he really

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Speaker 2: What's it mean? Why are they in a three four

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Speaker 4: I mean I watch, I may I always make it clear,

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Speaker 4: like I watch football. I watched sports to be entertained.

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Speaker 4: I watch it as a passive fan. I'm not watching

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Speaker 4: it like the with with the mind of someone who's

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Speaker 4: gonna come on and say, I don't understand why they're

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Speaker 4: playing Minko all over of the place because to me,

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Speaker 3: Like I can't figure that out watching the game.

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Speaker 2: I know the term nickel package or dying, but I

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Speaker 2: don't know what it actually means. I just it's you know,

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Speaker 2: it's something you say to sound good.

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Speaker 5: Right, Taylor Nicholas, five DB's dime is six? Which sense

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Speaker 5: is it a dime? I understand Michel being five, but

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Speaker 2: What is a dB that's for tomic? Right there? I

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Speaker 2: Because that makes makes it funny? What is a dB

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Speaker 3: There are people who just listen to this for real.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 6: God, the personnel numbers do confuse me. Though, for as

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Speaker 6: long as I've played football, when people are like twelve personnel,

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Speaker 6: I know, twelve personnel, it's two tight ends. But once

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Speaker 2: I think he's making shit up. So do I. We've

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Speaker 2: been making ship up for years.

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Speaker 5: You and I think technically, by the rules of football,

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Speaker 5: any quarterback that's in the shotgun is a fullback.

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Speaker 3: I think you have to be under center.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta look that up in there the rules

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Speaker 4: Interesting if you say so, I'm going to drop that

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Speaker 2: Hawk, When did you realize because it's interesting. When you

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Speaker 2: took over as executive producer for The LeBatard Show, one

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Speaker 2: of the first things you said to me, I just

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Speaker 2: assume we're on a sports station. We need to be

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Speaker 2: pounding sports all the time. And You're like, no, everyone's

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Speaker 2: talk about things that go well beyond sports. And I'm like, no,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's what the audience. I remember

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Speaker 2: having fights with you about this. I'm not certain that's

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Speaker 2: what the audience wants, and you were right, it's exactly

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Speaker 2: what the audience is.

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Speaker 4: Well, that was really coming from Dan. It was just

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Speaker 4: a mouthpiece of it, right, because even when Dan called

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Speaker 4: executive producer of the show, I said to him, I

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Speaker 4: don't do sports radio. I was a music radio guy.

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Speaker 4: I said, I don't do sports radio because we're not

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Speaker 4: doing sports radio. We're gonna the conversations we have on

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Speaker 4: or the conversations that we had while we're playing Tetris

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Speaker 4: on Nintendo, Like, we're just gonna have those same conversations.

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Speaker 5: Right, the stephen A. Smith one to me, And this

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Speaker 4: People love to talk about you know, Oh it's that's

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Speaker 5: I was being interviewed for a job at ESPN a

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Speaker 2: I love the young people got I love the young

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Speaker 3: It's lighting up, it's lighting up.

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Speaker 2: I'm not certain what a video game console is. It's

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Speaker 6: My guess is going to be Nintendo sixty.

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Speaker 4: That's where, like my first console was Atari twenty six

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Speaker 2: Huh yeah, yeah, I'm not interested. I played that.

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Speaker 4: Atari twenty six hundred in television, Calleco.

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Speaker 4: fake year out. It didn't go anywhere. Nobody knew in

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00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,200
Speaker 4: television baseball. So we got top five lists.

440
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Speaker 5: Obviously, we've got a Mount Rushmore, which is a list

441
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 5: of four, We've got Big three.

442
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,920
Speaker 2: How else do we classify these lists?

443
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,359
Speaker 3: We don't have like a list of two. There's no

444
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:01,800
Speaker 3: list of.

445
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 2: Two greatest duos of all times? Well, listen, I ended

446
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 2: the game where I think Hawk was there for this.

447
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:10,600
Speaker 2: When I did one and only One, I don't think

448
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 2: I was there for that.

449
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,440
Speaker 3: That's a great bit.

450
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,919
Speaker 2: It started as two and only two, like if you

451
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,200
Speaker 2: went to publics and you can only buy two items

452
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,359
Speaker 2: at publics, what two items would you buy? And then

453
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 2: I got it down to one and only one? And

454
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 2: that in periated Dan.

455
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 4: I think I mentioned on the other pod that I

456
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 4: did with the two bits that I really wish I

457
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,120
Speaker 4: had created that I whiffed on from the Levatard Show

458
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:38,120
Speaker 4: era Chris Cody with the wombos I wambo everything word combo,

459
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 4: I wambo everything.

460
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Speaker 2: Did Chris Cody steal that from you? No? He invented that.

461
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 4: He offered to buy it from him, did you really

462
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 4: wanted to buy his intellectual property?

463
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 2: Really? But he wouldn't tell it to me?

464
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,399
Speaker 4: Huh and then uh, but he had your right way

465
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 4: one and only one. It's just such a great radio

466
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Speaker 4: bit because everyone does Mount Rushmore or top Let's get

467
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 4: down to one, one and only one, and it's it's

468
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 4: a funny bit like those are two really good bits.

469
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Speaker 2: You want to buy it.

470
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out what it would look like

471
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 5: with Chris negotiating his own intellectual property.

472
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 3: No, it's crazy.

473
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,440
Speaker 4: I sort of got a text him this is I mean,

474
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 4: must have been fifteen years ago when whenever I left,

475
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 4: we had to be fifteen years ago. And he comes

476
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 4: out with these word combos wambos, and it's brilliant. And

477
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 4: I do it for everything, and I also try to

478
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 4: trick my friends on the text threads into really awful

479
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,199
Speaker 4: things by putting two words next to each other that

480
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 4: if you didn't think about it and you womboed them notable.

481
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 2: Figure right, I can make it even worse. I can't

482
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 2: make it even worse.

483
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 4: And obviously the easiest, which is you know, not family

484
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 4: friendly but you know not awful, is classic bit. But

485
00:22:56,119 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 4: the wambos. So I text him and I thought if

486
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 4: I gave him like a couple hundred bucks, I could

487
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 4: claim wombos And he was like one hundred thousand dollars.

488
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 2: Nego held strong, very well, scaring to me right off.

489
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 5: The day that we were playing that game where Stu

490
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 5: got guess is a number and it's way off?

491
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 2: Was there a real number where if he gave it

492
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 2: to what if he said a thousand dollars, I probably

493
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 2: would have bought it with ten thousand.

494
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 4: Seinfeld episode where Jay Peterman buys Kramer's memories, That's kind

495
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 4: of what I wanted to do, where he created something

496
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 4: but he's never allowed.

497
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 2: To have it again. Chris Cody, I mean that that

498
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 2: is high praise coming from you.

499
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Speaker 3: It's a great bit.

500
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 2: It is a great bit. It's it's uh, it's left.

501
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 2: But I remember you doing that. That's why I thought

502
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 2: he had stolen it from me. Now I have to

503
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,679
Speaker 2: apologize to Chris. It's definitely not me. Chris had an

504
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 2: original idea. I'm sorry. It was a good one. Taylor.

505
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 2: What were you telling me before? Because I think Hawk

506
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 2: will love this about Mike Rabel. It's something about him

507
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 2: and his birthday cake. What happened?

508
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 6: So Mike Rabel it was his birthday August fourteenth, and

509
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,159
Speaker 6: he said, the only cake hill Epher's birthday is carrot.

510
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 4: Cake, Oh Jesus, which the worst is a delicious frosting,

511
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 4: but is never suitable for a birthday.

512
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 2: Why what are the rules for birthday cake? Please?

513
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 4: It's got to be celebratory. And guess what's not celebratory?

514
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 2: Carrots? Carrots? Right now, It's obvious when you think it through,

515
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 2: when you think celebrations, how long, how far down the

516
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 2: list you have to go before you.

517
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 3: Get the carrots?

518
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 4: Ten thousand and only ten thousand?

519
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 5: I mean, I love a good carrot cake, amazing on

520
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 5: your birthday.

521
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 2: So what do you have carrot cake for a funeral?

522
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 2: You know?

523
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 4: Carrot cake. You're out somewhere, you have a nice dinner

524
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 4: and you want to share a dessert, and you have

525
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 4: a carrot cake, and it's usually a very moist cake.

526
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of carrot cake.

527
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 4: The frosting makes it if you had any other type off,

528
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 4: if it wasn't a cream cheese frosting.

529
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 5: Why isn't it celebratory that I can turn this vegetable

530
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 5: that nobody gives a shit about under any circumstances into

531
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 5: this delicious cake.

532
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 4: Let's celebrate, right, It just doesn't work. It doesn't denote

533
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 4: celebrations and a birthday that would seem to me like

534
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 4: a wasted celebration. I would submit to you that maybe

535
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 4: Mike Rabel, and only Mike Rabel, has ever put a

536
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 4: candle into a carrot cake. I agree it's not intended for.

537
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 2: The tailor put that on the poll? Is Mike Rabel

538
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,199
Speaker 2: the only person to ever put a candle and a

539
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 2: carrot cake?

540
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 4: But I think I kind of feel the same way

541
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,959
Speaker 4: on cheesecake because I love cheesecake.

542
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 3: But I don't think it's the proper birthday cake.

543
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 5: It's not a birthday cake because so the one thing

544
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 5: for me with birthday arguing that carry cake is because

545
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 5: cheesecake is not. Because on birthday cake is you can

546
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 5: just stuff your face with it. You can just it

547
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 5: doesn't really matter. And you can do that with carrot cake. Still,

548
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 5: you cannot do that with cheesecake. You start doing that

549
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 5: with cheesecake, you might as well just like create lactose

550
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,479
Speaker 5: and tolerance for yourself. I guess it's too heavy. You're

551
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 5: not gonna be able to do that.

552
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 2: I'm just saying cheesecake is closer to a birthday celebration.

553
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 2: Like you're in the neighborhood. If you have cheesecake, if

554
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: you have carrot cake, everyone's looking you weird, Right, Yeah,

555
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 2: that's what I think.

556
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, yeah, if you bring out a carrot cake,

557
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 4: it's like, well, what are we doing here?

558
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? What the so?

559
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 4: But I'm a firm believer the proper birthday cake is

560
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 4: a cookie cake. And the worst wait.

561
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, you're talking about chocolate chip cookie. Yeah, okay, cookie.

562
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 4: Cake, missus Field's cookie cake, like with the frost thing.

563
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 4: I mean, there is no better cake really, and the

564
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 4: worst cake, the worst cake is an ice cream cake.

565
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 4: I think ice cream cake is one of the biggest

566
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 4: frauds ever perpetrated on adults because when you're a kid,

567
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 4: that's what I was just when when you're a kid,

568
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 4: that's how mommy and daddy gets you to go to

569
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 4: the party. Hey, they're going to have ice cream caked

570
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 4: the way, Budgie the way hill Cookie Puss. No, they're

571
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 4: gonna have ice cream cake. And then what do they say,

572
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 4: It's gonna have crunchies And you're like, oh my god,

573
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 4: crunchies and you become an adult, and for whatever reason,

574
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 4: adults don't want to give it up. It's the worst

575
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 4: way to eat ice cream.

576
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 2: I love ice cream.

577
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 4: I don't want to bite it in pieces. I want

578
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 4: to lick ice cream the way it was meant to

579
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 4: be eaten.

580
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: Right like a stoop and a cone. Ye scoop on

581
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 2: a cone right like around the bottoms or does it

582
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 2: melt melty and eat it with a spoon? You know this?

583
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 4: This this ice cream cake. It comes with a fork

584
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 4: and they make pieces and you're sitting there and you're

585
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 4: eating it like like it's food.

586
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 5: You want ice You don't want ice cream cake because

587
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 5: it's not the way it was supposed to be eating.

588
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 3: But you want a cookie. Cake is in no way

589
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 3: the way a cookie is.

590
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 2: You pick up your cook.

591
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 4: It's a triangular cookie.

592
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 2: He doesn't want a cake that requires a fork and

593
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 2: a knife to get through.

594
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 4: No, I don't mind eating I don't mind a cake

595
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 4: with a fork and a knife. I mind eating ice

596
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 4: cream with a fork. And that's what I'm saying. Yeah,

597
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 4: it's not meant to be eating that way. And adults,

598
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 4: adults do the same thing now that they did when

599
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 4: they were kids.

600
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 2: They go, oh, but the.

601
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 4: Crunchies, and I go the crunchies like it doesn't add anything, now, admiration.

602
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 4: I don't like sprinkles. I think sprinkles are for your children.

603
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 4: There there there's no flavor in a sprinkle. They're wax.

604
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 4: So the reason that they're out there at the ice

605
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 4: cream parlor is for kids to have fun.

606
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: Hey, look i've got it.

607
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 3: I think it wrong.

608
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 4: And adults eat sprinkles and they're like, oh, yeah, you

609
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 4: gotta have sprinkles. I gotta have a Jimmy's. I dare

610
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 4: you to call them Jimmy's around me. I'll punch you

611
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 4: right in the face.

612
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 2: My wife calls.

613
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 3: Somebody who worked.

614
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 2: Multiply. I did.

615
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 5: I served, and I gave away, frankly illegally, uh, several

616
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 5: of these cakes. And first of all, you said you're

617
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 5: eating it with a fork. That's a mistake, right, Well,

618
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 5: that's tell you the cake. You have to wait until

619
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 5: the ice cream cake is take my proper texture to

620
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 5: serve it. Then you use a spoon. And I'm telling you,

621
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 5: those crunchies are a game changer. They're absolutely incredible. Adult

622
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 5: All they are is just crushed chocolate cookies with some butter.

623
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 3: How amazing is that?

624
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 2: Then you throw some Jimmy's on there.

625
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 4: That's ridiculous crunchies When I hear adults talk about how

626
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 4: great the crunchies are in the ice If you.

627
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 5: Tell me an ice cream cake has like the blonde crunchies,

628
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 5: the white ones.

629
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 2: Get everybody else out. That's just for me.

630
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 3: That one's just for me, And I'm not a big

631
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 3: ice cream perple.

632
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 5: Cookie cake might be the stupidest thing I've ever heard

633
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 5: somebody say. It's not how cookies are supposed to be consumed,

634
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 5: Like why do I need to cut my cookie with

635
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 5: a knife? It's way too thin, Like the celebration of

636
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 5: cutting a cake. It's like, hey, you got to cut

637
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 5: through it that little cookie cake.

638
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 3: You get absolutely no satisfaction.

639
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 4: Right, So the cookie cake you cut with a pizza cutter,

640
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 4: of course, and all it is is a bigger cookie.

641
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, slices of cookie.

642
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I have been like I have been, like a

643
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 3: nice cookie.

644
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 4: Oh how about I make it the size of a pizza.

645
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 4: What what it's the greatest thing ever? Or you can

646
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 4: have a cake that's the size of a cake. Right,

647
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 4: this is how this is how the cake is Like

648
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 4: this is the exaction the exact size of cake is

649
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 4: supposed to be, or I can give you a cookie

650
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 4: fifty times the size that it normally is. Cookie cake

651
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 4: every time and the frosting on a cook.

652
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,239
Speaker 2: If you can only eat one and only one, If

653
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 2: you can only eat one cake for the remainder of time,

654
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 2: you're just cookie cookie. Okay? Is he? What are you

655
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: going with? Because I'm going with Fudgie the whale, ice

656
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 2: cream cake, ice cream cake, specific one cake for the

657
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: rest of the time. I mean, that's it.

658
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 3: I might have to go carrot cake.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I might have what a wame life? I mean

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Speaker 2: carrot it doesn't, yes, but not for your birthday. So

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Speaker 2: when you're at Jay Alexander's and it's your birthday, are

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Speaker 2: you saying, hey, carrot cake. If someone's stepping away from

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Speaker 2: the table to take care of your birthday desert and

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Speaker 2: telling the waiter, hey.

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Speaker 3: We walk carrot candle in the caso dip, I think the.

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Speaker 2: Waiter would put you in the face.

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Speaker 4: But you're telling me that you actually like the cake

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Speaker 4: as much as say a vanilla public sheet cake, butter cream,

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Speaker 4: the actual carrot cake, not just talking about.

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Speaker 5: Them, not just the frosting. And there's a I mean,

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Speaker 5: you're gonna probably kick me off in my chair. Here

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Speaker 5: the occasional carrot cake that has little chunks of fruit

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Speaker 5: in it, like pineapple delicious I've always made.

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Speaker 2: Let's look at it. I mean, hawk honestly, look how

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Speaker 2: he's built, and.

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Speaker 3: Look at us.

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Speaker 5: So he doesn't know what he's talking about exactly right.

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Speaker 5: I'm staring at a kitchen. I'm staring at a kitchen

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Speaker 5: behind all these cameras. You give me some time, I'll

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Speaker 5: work that kitchen. Make you the most magical carro cake

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Speaker 5: you've ever know.

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Speaker 4: Gino Toretta, by the way, I've had this conversation with him.

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Speaker 4: Gino Toretta eats the cake, loves carrot cake. He trophy

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Speaker 4: Win eats the cake only really does not touch the frosting.

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Speaker 2: Get out of here.

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Speaker 4: Swear to god, it's the most infuriating thing that I've

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Speaker 4: ever heard out of a human being loves carrot cake,

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Speaker 4: hates the frosting, and that's the only reason to eat

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Speaker 4: carrot cake.

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Speaker 2: He happens to be in our lobby right now. Does

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Speaker 2: he have any carrot cake? Should we bring him into

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Speaker 2: the discussion?

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Speaker 4: You're the do I've had this conversation with him before all,

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Speaker 4: I would throw out there as well too, the worst

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Speaker 4: dessert slash cake ever created as a cupcake. It's the

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Speaker 4: dumbest fucking thing on the planet. Here's something, here's something.

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Speaker 4: You can't fit it all in your mouth. But you

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Speaker 4: don't want just the cake or just the fras, but

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Speaker 4: it's impossible to eat them both at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Here you go, enjoy.

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Speaker 3: I think it was meant to be eaten with a

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Speaker 3: utensil and people just got lazy.

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Speaker 4: So it's not then a cupcake which everyone eats by hand.

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Speaker 4: It's the tiniest cake in the world.

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Speaker 2: We bring Heisman Trophy winner Ginoterretta into the discussion.

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Speaker 4: If I bring up anyone, will they appear in the lobby.

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Speaker 2: Yes,