Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim and give us time and a germanol and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 3: You want to welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared he was it fine?
Speaker 1: Now porn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need ride?
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris Boom.
Speaker 1: The air conditioner is going to be on one.
Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, welcome to Do you need a ride? This
Speaker 2: is Chris Fairbanks, Kilgariff. The air conditioner is on one.
Speaker 2: We are going down a windy road, the windiest.
Speaker 1: You really sprung that on me.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, No, I liked it. That was the most
Speaker 2: abrupt start we've ever had.
Speaker 1: It was really fun. It was like you were trying
Speaker 1: to capture something.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there was a lot of organic stuff was happening.
Speaker 1: Well, we're both vegan and octo lavo vegan.
Speaker 2: A lot of like non high fruitose corn syrupy stuff
Speaker 2: was happening before we started, so I wanted to capture it.
Speaker 1: But then almost no fast food was taking place.
Speaker 2: I think, certainly, Yeah, let's go the wrong way. We were,
Speaker 2: we're leaving. We were just at a party, or I
Speaker 2: was at the party. You picked me up, and I
Speaker 2: thank you. I need a ride?
Speaker 1: Did you need to ride from a party?
Speaker 2: I do need to ride?
Speaker 1: Actually, if there was a service, and I might start
Speaker 1: this in my old age, where someone would come and
Speaker 1: get you from a party. This second you felt uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: come on, oh, like.
Speaker 2: A more specific than our podcast. It's actually like a
Speaker 2: I fell down type button.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, but for party discomfort where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought I knew people here, and I actually only
Speaker 1: know one person who's not talking to me. I gotta
Speaker 1: get out of here.
Speaker 2: I'm high and reading in a framed inspirational quote in
Speaker 2: a bathroom.
Speaker 1: Please pluck me, please, I'm gonna crawl out this window
Speaker 1: you pull up along the back fence.
Speaker 2: Well, this was not This was people I haven't seen
Speaker 2: for a while, most of them very successful now, and
Speaker 2: I did not. I thought it would be an opportunity
Speaker 2: because we didn't have a guest today. I thought it
Speaker 2: was an opportunity to just say, hey, who wants to podcast?
Speaker 2: But I kind of I just turned it into a
Speaker 2: regular dinner day and I can you can tell by
Speaker 2: my slurring that I had a few drinks.
Speaker 1: No, you don't seem drunk at all.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Also the question, hey, who wants to podcast?
Speaker 2: It's the worst?
Speaker 1: The answer is no, I no one. We don't want
Speaker 1: to be doing this right right. It feels dumb. No
Speaker 1: one wants to do it. I know it's self indulgent.
Speaker 1: It's like saying, who wants to go brush each other's hair?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're just doing it because we have an
Speaker 2: obligation to. Ship flute blogger, yeah.
Speaker 1: Should keep.
Speaker 2: It was ship flute blogger. Someone trying to play flute,
Speaker 2: but there's like ship in the holes that make you.
Speaker 1: They just keep blowing out ship, which would be a
Speaker 1: different entertainment.
Speaker 2: Follow that would I was having a concert and my
Speaker 2: notes were off feces again, ship flute blogger.
Speaker 1: Look at the beautiful We are the most beautiful part
Speaker 1: of this. I guess we should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in Uh it's where that little old lady
Speaker 2: is from, Pasady.
Speaker 1: But it's really beautiful. Lots of willow trees.
Speaker 2: It's amazing here. This is why this is where everyone
Speaker 2: goes to buy a beautiful home.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, this is if you save your money and
Speaker 1: do things right.
Speaker 2: I mean that the parody was at and I'll just
Speaker 2: say all Madrigal. I mean he runs the All Things Common.
Speaker 2: This is not a podcast related, but it was at
Speaker 2: his house and has the if when it rains enough,
Speaker 2: there's a thing that has a blockage for a moment,
Speaker 2: then it is suddenly triggered and a waterfall cascades down
Speaker 2: the side. There's a window. They watch it go down
Speaker 2: and it goes under the house. But everyone in the
Speaker 2: house stands on what appears to be a bridge and
Speaker 2: you watch the water go under the house. It was
Speaker 2: like a weird It's you might as well have a
Speaker 2: wind or a watermill or something that also accumulates energy.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was just a very modern home and.
Speaker 1: Very beautiful architecture.
Speaker 2: Sounds like as a guy who lives with another guy
Speaker 2: with only two rooms and we wake up and just
Speaker 2: press our foreheads together. I just it's so amazing to
Speaker 2: see like modern people just doing it correctly. I want
Speaker 2: to live like modern people do.
Speaker 1: I want to be the modern people.
Speaker 2: I want to be with modern people like you.
Speaker 1: I know that song, but strangely, I don't know the
Speaker 1: worst to be.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's made more popular by star trek Face, but
Speaker 2: originally it was a pulp song.
Speaker 1: Star trek Face, Leonard meanwoy h still.
Speaker 2: Alive face, William Shatner, Bill Shatner, Yeah, Billy Shatner, Little
Speaker 2: Bill Shatner.
Speaker 1: So just doing Kris and Karen recap episode. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's been so long. We haven't done one of
Speaker 1: these in months and months.
Speaker 2: And I think that everyone likes them. I think, I
Speaker 2: know I do. I'm drunk right now.
Speaker 1: You're not.
Speaker 2: I am, though, you go ahead and face it. I
Speaker 2: know you've found a better place with sobriety. You're not
Speaker 2: even you're you have zero to no vices right now.
Speaker 2: That's right. I said zero to know. And what's that
Speaker 2: guy do? Is he a restaurant tour?
Speaker 1: Oh? You mean the kingpin that lives on the house.
Speaker 3: Well, that is the house from Lethal Weapon?
Speaker 1: Is there? To drive up there?
Speaker 2: There's stilts on it, and remember yanks him down with
Speaker 2: an F one fifty.
Speaker 1: We're going up there.
Speaker 2: You can see it from the That is the house?
Speaker 1: Is it really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That is the fancy house from Lethal Weapon where
Speaker 2: it's so those of you listening and there's dozens of you.
Speaker 2: There's a house on stilts that is in Lethal Weapon too.
Speaker 1: Is that the one where Taylor Negron's the bad guy
Speaker 1: and they end up having that shootout by the pool.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was Taylor Negron.
Speaker 1: Yes, the late, amazing, the late amazing, never to be replaced.
Speaker 1: Taylor Negro the best, right. He was so goddamn funny.
Speaker 1: He grew up with a monkey. His family had a monkey. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: he this. He would tell stories at the Uncabaret that
Speaker 1: were the most incredible things you've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Every time I hear a story about pre me being
Speaker 2: in La Comedy, it's on cabaret stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was when I That's right, when I moved
Speaker 1: there in ninety.
Speaker 2: Four, moved here. Oh we aren't there, we pass Oh
Speaker 2: I was in I was in Houston all weekend and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, And then I moved here
Speaker 2: about four. Uh we're in Houston. No, I've never been here.
Speaker 2: I kept forgetting where I was. Oh yeah, I love
Speaker 2: Taylor Negro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was amazing and so funny. Also great in
Speaker 1: shit the Rodney Dangerfield movie where his daughter gets married
Speaker 1: and they have the backyard wedding.
Speaker 2: Is it it's.
Speaker 1: It's the one where he it's about betting. Oh fuck
Speaker 1: what remember that he wants to get.
Speaker 2: There. It's like a coach of a team.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Oh my five wives? Is it that? And it's not
Speaker 2: back to school?
Speaker 1: No easy money?
Speaker 2: Oh easy Billy.
Speaker 1: Joel song Easy Money was the theme song to the movie,
Speaker 1: and it was it was Rodney Jane Danderfield trying. I'm
Speaker 1: going up here to seephen get near that house.
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, oh god, yes, let's let we're about
Speaker 2: to uh witness the house from lethal weapon too.
Speaker 1: If we can get up here.
Speaker 2: You're right. I think I love that you're doing this,
Speaker 2: taking the initiative.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my way.
Speaker 2: God, most of these houses were made by people who
Speaker 2: worked at Disneyland. Look at that cottage, this proof, Look
Speaker 2: at that gorgeous.
Speaker 1: This makes me realize, realize I should really start it.
Speaker 1: Stopped motive saving money.
Speaker 2: What if you could just go to a place that
Speaker 2: had a Southby's sign. I just hey, here's the down
Speaker 2: payment briefcase.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine just open a briefcase and how could
Speaker 1: we do that? We could sell drugs. We can introduce
Speaker 1: crack back into the popular mainstream. Oh I'm doing this,
Speaker 1: I'm going down here.
Speaker 2: It's perfect timing because of that nw A movie coming out.
Speaker 1: That's right. It would be like a little retro fun
Speaker 1: drug thing. If kids are doing crocodeal and they then
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'd be willing to do crash.
Speaker 2: What a pretty view that none of you can see?
Speaker 1: You up here to propose to you?
Speaker 2: Why am I on my knee in the car?
Speaker 1: We're in a what's that a flywater zip line?
Speaker 2: Oh? I would like for it to eat a flywater?
Speaker 2: What's that fly water zip wire? I hope it's a
Speaker 2: flywater a zip wire?
Speaker 1: What's this? Just whatever's coming out of my mouth?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I see it's actually a telephone.
Speaker 2: Oh that was a good God.
Speaker 1: This is gorgeous. It's like sundown over over Pasadena.
Speaker 2: It's the best time to have a fly rod. It's
Speaker 2: just now look at this. Let me ask you about
Speaker 2: There are so many guests at this party that I
Speaker 2: could have, but I'm not persistent enough. I just want
Speaker 2: everyone to know right now that we have the ability
Speaker 2: to get the top people in comedy. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to go through a list of who was at the.
Speaker 1: Party because that is des class a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cachet. It's it's it's passe.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: A foxcap where away. Yeah, anyway, I'm glad that it's
Speaker 2: just you.
Speaker 1: And I me too. It's fun. We get more jokes
Speaker 1: and we don't have to ask people about things that
Speaker 1: we actually care about. But we do. Should we say this?
Speaker 1: We do have a guest booked coming up for a
Speaker 1: two parter that's kind of huge, Okay because I did
Speaker 1: his show A Lardo the other night. Yes, I told you,
Speaker 1: Patten Oswald, Yeah, wants to do this podcast's hands. Oh
Speaker 1: did we book him? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Oh that's cool.
Speaker 1: So Patt's going to do a two parter where we
Speaker 1: drop him off before he does a run that will
Speaker 1: end what he has to do a casino at the
Speaker 1: end of this run and then he flies home.
Speaker 2: Is Patten doing casinos?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he says he's really excited that that's
Speaker 1: the last gig because then he'll be really upset and
Speaker 1: miserable by the time we pick him up. I mean,
Speaker 1: like casino gigs are.
Speaker 2: So he knows he's been listening then, I believe, so
Speaker 2: he knows that. You think our better episodes have been
Speaker 2: where we're picking someone up from a gig, which I
Speaker 2: don't think we should do anymore. Just drop offs.
Speaker 1: Only drop offs, I mean, because they're drowned.
Speaker 2: It's easy when we're picking someone up, you have to
Speaker 2: circle around. It's impossible to you know, to be yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and to then be yourself you're tired by the time
Speaker 2: the guest is in.
Speaker 1: Well. Also, you you know what's really funny, I think
Speaker 1: on this corner, Okay, I'm gonna but I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: it hairpin style.
Speaker 3: Oh God, that'll be loud.
Speaker 2: That peaked. I didn't, that's all right. My mic had
Speaker 2: the winds?
Speaker 1: Was that the whole zoom?
Speaker 2: It's no, No, it's just the mica. Oh look at
Speaker 2: that dog. Oh, I'd like for it to be actual animals.
Speaker 2: But it's a pretty great lab. Yeah, chocolate lab just
Speaker 2: cascading down the hill for attweiler.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't jump the fence.
Speaker 2: I've never I've never seen a chocolate lab just act
Speaker 2: like melted chocolate, just cascaded down a hill, which in
Speaker 2: this case is earth, but it could have been ice cream.
Speaker 1: What if those people had just a humongous backyard chocolate fountain.
Speaker 1: That's actually what we are looking at. Oh, gloss us clump,
Speaker 1: august dust, clump needles in your chocolate.
Speaker 2: I think it's clump, but there's a noom lot above
Speaker 2: the us, so we have to say, do.
Speaker 1: You mean augustus gloop from Willy Wonka?
Speaker 2: Is it glop?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Really it is g l U and the neom lot yellow.
Speaker 2: Another you the neom lot and then P.
Speaker 1: So it actually looks like an ellipses across the top
Speaker 1: of the ears. Wait for it.
Speaker 2: Give me a minute. Oh I'm so glad that you're
Speaker 2: willing to be drunk with me.
Speaker 1: I love it. Oh my god, it's my.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead. And I was curbing it for
Speaker 2: a while. I'm like, I can't get all saucy right,
Speaker 2: but you know what you can? I mean I can
Speaker 2: and I you know, I've been real.
Speaker 1: Good lately, by the way, Yeah you were at a party.
Speaker 1: I know I was.
Speaker 2: I jogged on the beach yesterday. My feet hurt from that.
Speaker 1: Oh good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm really trying to balance, you know, like a
Speaker 2: normal person as you get older.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to do lately too. I've removed
Speaker 1: all my vices except for I did eat lazed potato
Speaker 1: chips today.
Speaker 2: Oh come on, I'm a weak So you're as much
Speaker 2: of an addict as a ten year old child. Oh,
Speaker 2: scold you, scold, scoldie, scoldie.
Speaker 1: On Uh should wait? What we were talking about before
Speaker 1: the hairpin turn?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, there's a chocolate lab diming down before that bounding. Really,
Speaker 2: prior to that, we were talking about something.
Speaker 1: There's something I want to say.
Speaker 2: Oh god, oh, I can just feel the tweets coming
Speaker 2: in now and they just listened and they get a rewind.
Speaker 1: Right, and then they're like, it was this. It won't
Speaker 1: help us now, that's not real time.
Speaker 2: God, you're just scolding.
Speaker 1: There's a no, I'm sorry that did sound judgmental. Uh,
Speaker 1: there would It would be cool if there was a
Speaker 1: way we could figure.
Speaker 2: Out we should keep it down. Mike Judges sleep in
Speaker 2: the peck seat.
Speaker 1: We're gonna ask him a couple of questions. He said
Speaker 1: about King of the Hill.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, I'd love to like, but I
Speaker 2: was like, when you need a ride, like I made
Speaker 2: that rule. He's like, oh, okay, I guess I'll figure
Speaker 2: out when I have a flight. He probably would have
Speaker 2: done it to the grocery store, yoga studio or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we could take it.
Speaker 2: I'm an obstacle with the success of this.
Speaker 1: It's no. I think it's it's all going in exactly
Speaker 1: the way we want. There's the house again. I basically
Speaker 1: just did the que circles.
Speaker 2: Right, there's a reason we can't get to it. We
Speaker 2: really tried to get to that. Now we are almost
Speaker 2: at the same sport. We were getting right back to
Speaker 2: the freeway. We just went around a mountain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Well they yeah, in the movie they pulled it down
Speaker 2: and uh, that's the house.
Speaker 1: That's really cool.
Speaker 2: Someone told me recently and pointed at it, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know, but.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's very cool. Oh that's what I was
Speaker 1: gonna say. I just came back from Montreal and.
Speaker 3: You were at the Montreal Fast not to perform.
Speaker 1: I was working with Wanda Sykes, who I love in
Speaker 1: your industry now right. I'm I was looking to see
Speaker 1: if I could find young talent, and I can't. There
Speaker 1: was none but new faces, just brand new face, just
Speaker 1: my new face that I had replaced at passages.
Speaker 2: I know you're not I I know that you can
Speaker 2: rap because I've heard it. But if you could come
Speaker 2: up with a rap. That is my new face that
Speaker 2: I got replaced. I will, I will do all the
Speaker 2: other producing.
Speaker 1: You would you really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And can it be the kind of rap you do
Speaker 1: which sounds like accidental rhythmic time.
Speaker 2: My new face that I got replaced, I had some wrinkles.
Speaker 2: Now I got a face. I'm the only one brave
Speaker 2: enough to rhyme face with face.
Speaker 1: It's a bold new that's why you're featured in me
Speaker 1: A bold New World. Now we're on a front. But
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that when I flew back, there
Speaker 1: was nothing Saturday to me than walking off that plane
Speaker 1: and knowing I had to get into a cab. I
Speaker 1: was like the great irony that I don't have a
Speaker 1: ride home from the airport right now.
Speaker 2: And yeah, every time I'm you know, I've been. I've
Speaker 2: been traveling a bit. And we don't have to get
Speaker 2: into it.
Speaker 1: Most we should get into it though.
Speaker 2: Two different commercials with football players, well, Joe Flacco, he's
Speaker 2: Baltimore is a oriole no as a Baltimore felt No, yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you Ravens. And then this JJ Watt guy for
Speaker 2: the Houston is it Oilers?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No? What year is it? Eighty seven? The Houston Houstonians,
Speaker 2: the Houston Texans. What a stupid fuck. If I can't
Speaker 2: believe that, They're like, we're gonna have a new football team.
Speaker 2: I think we should name it the Texans because our
Speaker 2: flag has one star, and our flag is what the
Speaker 2: America would be if it weren't for all you other
Speaker 2: pussy as states.
Speaker 1: Let's keep it simple, stupid. Yeah, let's let's not go
Speaker 1: totally on Texas though, because I'm positive we have a
Speaker 1: lot of fans.
Speaker 2: I love all all joking, which we've done previously about
Speaker 2: that Stata side. I love Texas, and I was so
Speaker 2: happy when I was in Houston and I missed the
Speaker 2: Left Stop and I miss all of the people that
Speaker 2: used to come and watch comedy in Houston. I love
Speaker 2: it there.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's all I have to say.
Speaker 2: I am from Austin Comedically.
Speaker 1: You know that prior to that, which football player was cool?
Speaker 2: Both? You know what? JJ Watt I didn't actually meet.
Speaker 2: He was being shot the next day.
Speaker 1: He was being shot the next day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just bread in the marketplace and they lined
Speaker 2: up a bunch of fellows and just ended up at NASA.
Speaker 2: You guys are taking welter, Okay, Okay, if we can.
Speaker 2: In the bottom of the description of this episode, there
Speaker 2: will be a picture of us being in NASA and
Speaker 2: we are not in Houston, even though I just mentioned Houston.
Speaker 2: I'm taking a picture.
Speaker 1: Also, it's this is This is Jet Propulsion Laboratories.
Speaker 2: This is where, this is where space camp.
Speaker 1: This is where the Mars Rover team. Remember when Mars
Speaker 1: Rover and the.
Speaker 2: Assisting Institute of Technology. What this is the California It's
Speaker 2: the Institute of Technology. There's more than NASA here. This
Speaker 2: is where genius has come to work.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is we're surrounded, but this is so weird.
Speaker 2: We just we just this.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited and I didn't even know this guy.
Speaker 2: Oh they're not They're not okay, we're not sorry. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: we're waving. We're happy. Oh as you would suspect. Some
Speaker 2: soldiers came out and we did a quick U turn.
Speaker 1: I love that they were like for the movies, and they.
Speaker 2: Both leaned up all nonchalant, like you are you gonna
Speaker 2: make us do what you know we can do?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what that?
Speaker 2: How did we end up there?
Speaker 1: That was fucking weird and exciting.
Speaker 2: That was really exciting.
Speaker 1: JP l that's where remember in Mars Rover they landed
Speaker 1: it and they showed the team that was landing it
Speaker 1: and moving the like machine around and there was the
Speaker 1: one guy with the mohawk, and that guy got kind
Speaker 1: of popular on social media. That's where they were. That's
Speaker 1: the that's the lab they do all that from that
Speaker 1: was That was that was a huge deal.
Speaker 2: That was Yeah, that made me nervous.
Speaker 3: I got scared.
Speaker 2: I'm a little shaken.
Speaker 1: The car, but now there's a car following us and
Speaker 1: the two of us are going to disappear.
Speaker 2: That's a scientists ran in my pocket. I've been carrying
Speaker 2: it for about seven months. I do.
Speaker 1: I believe.
Speaker 2: I'm ready. I'm ready. I've been he's not. Okay, there's
Speaker 2: a pad.
Speaker 1: Okay, But tell me about the football player that you
Speaker 1: actually did get to work with.
Speaker 2: Joe Flacco is the sweetest, Like I don't I don't
Speaker 2: follow football really, but he's a quarterback. But he is
Speaker 2: Conan and O'Brien tall. He's like nine feet tall. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That girl just graduated from college and she's on a
Speaker 2: dirt bike and.
Speaker 1: She's really good at cosmology.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and limpesting the handlebars. He was really funny, and
Speaker 2: he kept making fun of himself. He's like, we were
Speaker 2: in this big mansion. It wasn't his house, but and
Speaker 2: it was. It was a commercial for Tostitos, nice for
Speaker 2: Pepsi and Walmart. WHOA, It's okay. Just for the record,
Speaker 2: Aaron put her arm in front of me, stiffed it
Speaker 2: and I would have flown through the windshield had she not.
Speaker 2: I really thought I was a gunner there.
Speaker 1: But just it was a combination. It was the combination
Speaker 1: of Tostito's Pepsi, I.
Speaker 3: Stop the presses, all those products.
Speaker 2: It wants What I thought it was because you were
Speaker 2: slamming on the brakes, but it's really because he wants
Speaker 2: some chips and chips.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to turn in my turn in my
Speaker 1: Laise and now I'm gonna go Tostito's Walmart Pepsi.
Speaker 2: So every time I was like going to take a
Speaker 2: drink of a Pepsi, I mean, I'm The best part
Speaker 2: is bag of chips falls on the floor and I
Speaker 2: grab it. And the whole thing is this football player
Speaker 2: does not want to throw party, so he's pouring salsa
Speaker 2: into the bag of chips, shaking it and then offering
Speaker 2: it to people. Oh he's tossing, you know, he's.
Speaker 1: He's quarterbacking.
Speaker 2: At a party.
Speaker 1: Does he not have a wife? Or that was partly?
Speaker 2: That was the whole point of it. He doesn't have
Speaker 2: a kitchen lady who's his partner, and so he's in
Speaker 2: the kitchen like fumbling around literally because he's a right
Speaker 2: just can't get it straight because men will be men.
Speaker 2: Men don't belong with the fix and of food.
Speaker 1: Makings, and if you leave it to leave to them,
Speaker 1: they're just going to pour things and other things.
Speaker 2: He started biting people because he didn't know what to do.
Speaker 2: He just bit fingers for real. No, im.
Speaker 1: Tree that shah years ago.
Speaker 2: But no, there was every time I grab this PEPs there,
Speaker 2: like the logo has to be aimed at the camera,
Speaker 2: and so I had to grab it.
Speaker 1: Wait are you allowed to talk about this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so. Yeah, Oh it's non union. I
Speaker 2: got a thousand bucks. Jesus Christ. I'll talk about it
Speaker 2: till the cows come home. It was also a commercial
Speaker 2: for cows.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was thinking of buying a cow.
Speaker 2: Oh really as a pattern as a means of income.
Speaker 1: I'll decide that after. I just want a red and
Speaker 1: white cat.
Speaker 2: Have you seen these dwarf donkeys?
Speaker 1: Have you seen throw up tonight? Have you.
Speaker 2: Common in the air tonight?
Speaker 1: Lord?
Speaker 2: So long? Or O Lord? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a lord.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think it's Lord.
Speaker 1: I was raised Catholic, so I like.
Speaker 2: O Lord. I wasn't raised Catholic, but I listened to
Speaker 2: All Genesis while kneeling.
Speaker 1: What if those two what if those two security guards
Speaker 1: and JPL shot us.
Speaker 2: I think they were armed.
Speaker 1: They thought that we were back to the future style
Speaker 1: drive up terrorists.
Speaker 2: But well, we didn't stop a weird didn't like we
Speaker 2: have a rocket launcher. That's why we're exactly a block away.
Speaker 2: Were stop because we were watching. We were so excited
Speaker 2: about the Institute of Technology suddenly springing upon us. And
Speaker 2: then they came out and sash ate up on their little,
Speaker 2: their little freeway.
Speaker 1: Barrier as if to say, hey, hey, we'll kind of
Speaker 1: bump you with our chests. Do you think you're gonna
Speaker 1: hello this bit joke?
Speaker 3: We're not getting that close. You better have a rifle, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: And then they didn't. They didn't have them. That's when
Speaker 2: we did a quick U turn and got the hell
Speaker 2: out of there.
Speaker 1: I also put my hands up as if to say, hey,
Speaker 1: hey brothers, Hey guys, we're one of you. We're also
Speaker 1: security guards.
Speaker 2: Oh that was the best.
Speaker 1: That was fucking great. But anyway, sorry, So Joe Flacca
Speaker 1: Walk a Flame was the best to work with.
Speaker 2: He was the best.
Speaker 1: Was very uh.
Speaker 2: He just seemed to be making fun of himself the
Speaker 2: whole time. And he's like, I'm not an actor. I
Speaker 2: don't know, I'm an idiot. Oh, I messed up. And
Speaker 2: everyone was rushing to talk to him because all the extras,
Speaker 2: like all these people. There was a party situation. So
Speaker 2: there's people I'll look at some cocks, cops. Oh man,
Speaker 2: oh we're in one of these neighborhoods, cops everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: You left, or do another U turn and that were
Speaker 2: very excited to meet him, and he was. He was
Speaker 2: anticipating someone wanting to talk to him by them glancing
Speaker 2: over and just approaching people and I love. Yeah. One
Speaker 2: of the guys was paying playing a football coach and
Speaker 2: he was like he wanted to meet him. But he's like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go up to the guy and
Speaker 2: bother him. But at one point he said, hey, if
Speaker 2: later on, if I can get a picture with you,
Speaker 2: that would be great. And when the whole thing was wrapped,
Speaker 2: this this young quarterback who's like on top of the world,
Speaker 2: had left, and then he remembered that the guy playing
Speaker 2: the coach wanted a picture with him, and he came
Speaker 2: back and he said, oh, did you want to still
Speaker 2: get that picture? I saw him leave and he came back. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: this Joe Flacco guy is about the sweetest, the real deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was very nice. He looked a little bit
Speaker 2: like here's a swimmer that got like everyone smokes weed
Speaker 2: and Michael Yeah, he looked PHELPSI and photos, but in
Speaker 2: person was like, uh.
Speaker 1: Uh terribly gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Yeah he I mean, you saw me stammer. Because I'm
Speaker 2: comfortable with my own sexuality, but there's times where I'm like,
Speaker 2: I would fuck that man that where I am like
Speaker 2: it gets a little scattered in my head. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm forty. I should know where I'm at and I
Speaker 2: can tell and it's like, that's the jaw I want,
Speaker 2: that's the body, that's the ad, that's the dick I want. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, my body on dick that
Speaker 2: he was swearing like these weird tight pants we've we've
Speaker 2: heard away from the main what I was trying to
Speaker 2: talk about.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about, but talk about dicks.
Speaker 2: We're not doing my stand up.
Speaker 1: Athletes are like magical creatures because you know, they've dedicated
Speaker 1: their entire lives to like working out essentially in different
Speaker 1: ways to the peak performance. They're peak examples of the
Speaker 1: human body and what it can achieve.
Speaker 2: And he was a combination of born just born ability,
Speaker 2: and you know he's tall, he's this physical specimen already
Speaker 2: on top of that dedication, you know. And I don't
Speaker 2: even like football. You're not a football person, right, I.
Speaker 1: Mean I just I kind of like all of it.
Speaker 1: I respect people who do it. That's respect it too.
Speaker 1: I really like the accomplishment of it. It makes me
Speaker 1: feel better as a human being that that's a representative. Well,
Speaker 1: especially like that the women's soccer that we just watched.
Speaker 1: All I thought was I need to start walking a lot,
Speaker 1: like an hour every day, right because they were so
Speaker 1: beautiful looking, and it's like your skin and your everything, and.
Speaker 2: With women with soccer, it's always been the case. And
Speaker 2: then also women's you know, like college basketball, there's there's
Speaker 2: a teamwork with women, there's not this, and I'd hate
Speaker 2: to just reference, you know, Michael Jordan or whatever, like
Speaker 2: the show Bodie players that like do ninety percent of
Speaker 2: the work offensively or whatever. And then and I don't
Speaker 2: talk about sports. I think I know what I'm saying
Speaker 2: right now, and I might be just repeating. I can
Speaker 2: tell you I would say, but women work as a team.
Speaker 2: They were and with soccer it is one hundred percent
Speaker 2: of the case, and it's really fun to watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 2: And same when I went to the University of Montana,
Speaker 2: the women's basketball team was much more fun to watch
Speaker 2: because it was with the exception of like spinning the
Speaker 2: ball and everything. They're they're ball handling among each other
Speaker 2: and like the way they would pass and it was artful.
Speaker 2: And then you watch the dudes and it's like just
Speaker 2: like I get the ball and I'm gonna run and
Speaker 2: slam duncan. It's not as fun to watch, you know.
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of like they they have to do
Speaker 1: it a little bit better to get the same job done.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing that I always think. It's funny
Speaker 1: when like people go like I don't watch WNBA. It's boring,
Speaker 1: and it's like that means you haven't watched it, because
Speaker 1: it's you have to do more to accomplish the same
Speaker 1: thing on the same court as people who are larger
Speaker 1: and more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's that. It's also just the the
Speaker 2: tendency to want to work together. Yes, it's cool.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's kind of women's minds work that way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not with comedy. I wish. I wish women work
Speaker 2: together with commony. A lot of girls in comedy are like,
Speaker 2: they're very hard on each other. Well, I don't know,
Speaker 2: that's just what I think. I'm putting it out there.
Speaker 1: You can say what you well, I get, don't name names. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, that's that's the other thing is because there's
Speaker 1: fewer maybe, so it's like people are it's you're I'm
Speaker 1: definitely more judgmental when I see people who I wish
Speaker 1: weren't doing the thing they're doing, because I feel like
Speaker 1: it represents female comedy, right yeah, yeah, oh no, you
Speaker 1: just did a seven minute set all about hand jobs.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, don't do that of course, yeah, of course
Speaker 2: that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But whatever, that's my I'm kind of an old prude.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit of a prude myself. I'm kind of prudent,
Speaker 2: and I'm the same way. Actually, there's a bunch of
Speaker 2: comedian dudes, and I'm like, I wish you weren't just
Speaker 2: telling stories about how you hate your kids.
Speaker 1: Well, you know it's funny. Go in Montreal, you had
Speaker 1: you just saw, I saw a bunch of comedy.
Speaker 2: Okay, could you re explain what you were doing there?
Speaker 1: Yes, So Wanda Sykes had a gala, which I like,
Speaker 1: she's the greatest. She's so fucking funny. Yeah, and she's
Speaker 1: so nice and cool and real. And so she had
Speaker 1: a gala, so she had to do like ten or
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes at the top and then in the middle
Speaker 1: she had to do something different. So she was like,
Speaker 1: I just need help figuring out what I should do
Speaker 1: for my middle thing. So that's what I did. I
Speaker 1: got I worked with her and we figured out the
Speaker 1: bit she was going to do for her second time.
Speaker 2: You know when did you ever know where? Well?
Speaker 1: She my friend Paige her Wits has a production company.
Speaker 1: Was there no, But Paige recommended me and want to
Speaker 1: see me like we did Moon Tower at the same time.
Speaker 1: Want to see me do stand up. And then I
Speaker 1: think Page just said you should get Karen to help you,
Speaker 1: because she's done.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that before. Well, you know how horrified I
Speaker 2: did that last comic standing thing. They are the producers
Speaker 2: of that. I did not do well, right, I did poorly. Actually,
Speaker 2: some might say I didn't do poorly. They just the
Speaker 2: audience liked me. But the judge has turned on me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you know, and I said something haphazard about about
Speaker 2: Norm MacDonald being stung by bees. People realize that I
Speaker 2: meant his face swelling.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then and then Roseanne, I said, but thank god
Speaker 2: you're not Roseanne from the nineties, otherwise I might care
Speaker 2: what you're saying. I did none of that, but the
Speaker 2: audience liked I said that, but I got upset, my
Speaker 2: feelings got hurt, and I lashed out. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: I called and Uh. A friend of mine was working
Speaker 2: on a show. She called Page and said, absolutely, no way,
Speaker 2: we're gonna make Chris look bad. And I trust her.
Speaker 2: I trust her, and I trust Wanda Syke cause I
Speaker 2: think they're like good people.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, no, they really are. I mean
Speaker 1: there they are.
Speaker 2: I would definitely so back to you you were there.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I just I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 1: But she yeah, they're they're trying to they're trying to
Speaker 1: make good things, and they're trying to give voice to
Speaker 1: people who never get seen, you know, and make kind
Speaker 1: of definitely stuff for black people, stuff for women. Like
Speaker 1: they're just they're just kind of trying to represent them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't get the doesn't happen that much anyhow. So
Speaker 1: what we ended up doing was a slide show where
Speaker 1: it was wan and this was Wanda's ideas genius and awesomes.
Speaker 1: So my id is, it's a slide show where you
Speaker 1: go around showing all the different sites and sounds of Montreal.
Speaker 1: But you you know, it's your version, and I call
Speaker 1: it your Montreal. And so she started letting people cry,
Speaker 1: I don't like that dog. That's a very cute dog.
Speaker 1: All these dogs are pure breadths around.
Speaker 2: Here, bounding everywhere. They all are reminded me of ice
Speaker 2: cream desserts cascading down.
Speaker 1: So Wanda's idea is she's gonna do that, but she's
Speaker 1: gonna go out and take pictures of herself standing in
Speaker 1: front of the places with a selfie stick and then
Speaker 1: she goes and have them make me a shirt that
Speaker 1: says America rules, so that she basically played the ugly
Speaker 1: American walking around Montreal and it was really really funny
Speaker 1: and she was great.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see the train the insult comic dog
Speaker 2: going around talking to French Canadians. No, it was kind
Speaker 2: of the same thing where he was pretending to be
Speaker 2: an American Pride insult comic dog, but people were punching.
Speaker 2: I guess it's Robert Smichael's hand that's in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but they were like so mad. It was. It was
Speaker 2: kind of funny, but he was actually being a little
Speaker 2: racist towards French people. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, and also they kind of all remembered they're very Frenchy,
Speaker 1: you know, like there's a real French element to those people.
Speaker 1: They're not.
Speaker 2: When I was looking on I was like, this, it's
Speaker 2: a European country, it really is.
Speaker 1: It felt like it to me.
Speaker 2: Did you go to Old Yeah? I did New Faces
Speaker 2: in two thousand and three, and and Chad Daniels and
Speaker 2: I went to Old Montreal, the Cobblestony Park where you
Speaker 2: can pay five bucks and be a Trappis artist and
Speaker 2: there's all this and we hung out with these clowns
Speaker 2: and they were off duty and they picked popped it.
Speaker 2: They pulled money out of Chad's wallet and we had
Speaker 2: to go back and oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was
Speaker 2: very you know, it's very eyes wide shut. I've never
Speaker 2: been to another country type of situation without any orgy.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I really loved it.
Speaker 1: I really liked it a lot. I thought it was
Speaker 1: super cool. Yeah so, but but also since I wasn't performing,
Speaker 1: I didn't feel.
Speaker 2: Did you should have been? Well, you and Drenna not doing.
Speaker 1: Oh, we just I don't know. I don't think people
Speaker 1: know that we're doing it that much.
Speaker 2: But oh, I think everyone knows you're doing it that much.
Speaker 1: Does everyone know?
Speaker 2: Well, it's doing a thing with my hands where it's
Speaker 2: like that much, and as far as a fish goes,
Speaker 2: it's Actually.
Speaker 1: It was kind of a merout. Okay, so it suddenly
Speaker 1: got so dark. I mean, well, I guess that topic's over.
Speaker 1: That was the extent of it. I got to go
Speaker 1: to a hotel room with I love. My favorite thing
Speaker 1: is traveling, getting to a hotel room, ordering room service,
Speaker 1: and staying in that hotel for as long as I
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 2: In Baltimore, I did it in Houston. The last couple
Speaker 2: of weeks has been me in hotel rooms. And you
Speaker 2: feel validated though, because you're working, You're somewhere, you're getting
Speaker 2: a paycheck, you're being picked up and dropped off. There's
Speaker 2: a flight. I'm working right now. Why not since you know,
Speaker 2: I know when I have to work, why not spend
Speaker 2: the rest of the time in bed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, comfortable bed watching weird TV.
Speaker 2: Oh, just so many weird documentaries about murders and lovings,
Speaker 2: all of it. I am Oh, so, I just what
Speaker 2: if you watch gang, this gangland thing about the LA
Speaker 2: like Venice thirteen, this hatchet gang. I mean machete, not hatchet.
Speaker 1: Literal machetes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let that guy pass.
Speaker 1: Jeez. Yeah, because I have to figure out where we are. Oh,
Speaker 1: they walk around with machetes.
Speaker 2: You're telling me, Oh, the Venice thirteen. It's it's I
Speaker 2: think based in gridor if I'm not mistaken, I might be.
Speaker 2: I may be mistake. Uh emigrated to LA And then
Speaker 2: there's that they've kind of started in Venice. Venice thirteen
Speaker 2: is a very popular gang. Okay, very popped, but it's
Speaker 2: not for money enough for drugs. They just kill people.
Speaker 2: They just random murders.
Speaker 1: They kill you with the fucking hatchet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and with machetes usually that's crazy. Sorry, Yeah, Michet
Speaker 2: the guy you remember that song? How bis all? He
Speaker 2: was a fucking total murdering gang member guy that got killed. No, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and you're making me crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Every time I look o route, every time I look around,
Speaker 2: that guy is a fuck. He's a total thug that
Speaker 2: got murdered with hatchet with I think he's involved with
Speaker 2: the Venister. I'm not making this up. It always seems
Speaker 2: like I am. I have little snippets of stuff that
Speaker 2: I It may be partially untrue, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: I love that. I don't care if it was a
Speaker 2: machete based gang. He is dead. He made that fun,
Speaker 2: loving kind of song that should have been like Sugar
Speaker 2: a Sugar Ray opening band song. Yes, the Hot Hot Sun.
Speaker 1: He was talking like he was a like a stuck
Speaker 1: up cartoon cat. And then it turns out he's in
Speaker 1: a machete gang. How is this possible?
Speaker 3: Was my toppot? My palls up and bunt.
Speaker 1: I want to eat a whole fish and pull the
Speaker 1: bones out of my mouth just like he pops up.
Speaker 2: I would love, I would love to see a cat.
Speaker 2: Just jump into a trash can spine a fish and
Speaker 2: then pull the bones out like.
Speaker 1: And have a xylophone sound a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be the best.
Speaker 1: You know, that's the one thing we haven't seen in
Speaker 1: this gorgeous area is a fucking cat.
Speaker 2: You you're paying way better attention than me. Again, I
Speaker 2: have to admit that I had some margaritas three, but
Speaker 2: these kids and als OL's kids gave.
Speaker 1: Them to me. Don't blame children that you drink.
Speaker 2: I gave them money. It's their fault.
Speaker 1: These kids keep making me drink.
Speaker 2: It was funny, but I think he was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know if anyone's still there, but we'll see.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what it is. It's you know, their
Speaker 1: comics won't leave parties because they want to drink. Most
Speaker 1: comics have terrible fucking manners, so they'll stand around in
Speaker 1: your house till four in the morning, so you ask
Speaker 1: them to leave. So that's I'm sure that's why he
Speaker 1: was just like, I don't want there to be a
Speaker 1: second wave right in my gorgeous architectural digestive.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful. I bet it's like I remember him
Speaker 2: like I was drawing like I did his original cd
Speaker 2: R all these stickers, and he was having me do
Speaker 2: all this all his art for his MySpace page, and
Speaker 2: he was like such.
Speaker 1: So this was back in ninety seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, come on, let's give me a little credit.
Speaker 2: I didn't start stand up until ninety nine. Okay, so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: about about ninety seven before I started. Oh you're going
Speaker 2: so fast and you're the son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: You know. That was the many famous comedians.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, god, I mean I didn't drop too many names,
Speaker 2: did I. But this place is studded with stars, but
Speaker 2: I did. He was like, Hey, I have kids, I
Speaker 2: have to make money. I need merchandise. I'm on the road.
Speaker 2: We had the same manager. There was one time He's like,
Speaker 2: he Al has tried to help me out a lot.
Speaker 2: That's been the best he's He had a script once
Speaker 2: and he was like, gave it to me. He's like, hey,
Speaker 2: do you want to look at this script to figure
Speaker 2: out how to write a script? Someone else has done
Speaker 2: that for me once too, and yeah, so there's two
Speaker 2: people in a done that for me. And both times
Speaker 2: I'm like I can't, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Right, But you do, Chris, You do Wait is that it? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, we've just passed it. We're good, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and we're in. You know you have a show to
Speaker 2: get to. I do right now. It's eight thirty three.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do we need more time?
Speaker 2: No, we're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's rap. Yeah, I mean listen and then you
Speaker 1: can come in.
Speaker 2: You should say hi to everyone. Everyone be habit to
Speaker 2: see you. But I just I just revealed how I'm drugs.
Speaker 2: Say I ever are gonna be happy to see it.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 2: Have some voices with the friends here.
Speaker 1: Oh, if Cosby is there, I'm definitely not going. There's
Speaker 1: no fucking way.
Speaker 2: Anytime I'm like I want to do an impression, it's
Speaker 2: a Cosby ask.
Speaker 1: You gotta Cosby that thing.
Speaker 2: I tell me you do?
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, can you do like at Christopher Walking impression?
Speaker 3: Your wife?
Speaker 1: How about Jack Nicholson?
Speaker 2: Hey, the rudey do I'm loving it?
Speaker 1: Sorry, please don't. This has been one of the most
Speaker 1: enjoyable times of my life.
Speaker 2: I think I love these imprecations.
Speaker 1: Okay, how about doctor Ruth West. You first, you.
Speaker 2: Need to drink and no Chi di suction is made.
Speaker 1: It was a perfect plend Thank you. This is an
Speaker 1: accomplishment to transition. It's a it's a it's like a mixtape.
Speaker 1: It's like an overdub. Oh how about some kind of
Speaker 1: Rastafarian star that I wouldn't be able to name except
Speaker 1: for Bob Marley, which who probably doesn't sing that way?
Speaker 1: But what about that? What about a kay.
Speaker 2: Of bands? Rude?
Speaker 1: It's again in.
Speaker 2: The room missed, big parting pants, put the drink and.
Speaker 1: In the mouth.
Speaker 3: Mouth zion, you bet yourself to bed?
Speaker 2: Okay, that one went a little longer. I liked it,
Speaker 2: though it was a little too premeditated.
Speaker 1: I think five impressions is a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean that was That's what they say,
Speaker 2: comedy comes in fine, that's right.
Speaker 1: To put the pentagram of comedy the flaming goat sixty
Speaker 1: sixty six of last these worship Satan always of rule
Speaker 1: of fives? Should we do our goodbyes? And who should
Speaker 1: we say? Thanks? Everybody? For always?
Speaker 2: My judge still sleep in the bag.
Speaker 1: He made?
Speaker 2: I don't think I think he made Daria was Yeah,
Speaker 2: what I wish I could wake him up?
Speaker 1: Well, we'll google it later.
Speaker 2: Baby, Right now, he made Beavis and butthead and Daria
Speaker 2: was a character in it. And then later he just
Speaker 2: sold the rights to that and he didn't ride or anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it wasn't his very special drawing, which I loved.
Speaker 2: And now he's making that HBO like web design.
Speaker 1: Show Silicon Valley.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's about debts, debts.
Speaker 1: I love that show. That's the best. Thank you for
Speaker 1: listening and sticking with us when we only do it
Speaker 1: every other week. Always, thank you. Ship flood blogger. I
Speaker 1: think you're a girl, Chris. Do you think she's a
Speaker 1: girl or a boy? She's a lady okay, yeah. Also
Speaker 1: and she has good taste.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the best.
Speaker 1: She has a good taste in comedy.
Speaker 2: A lot of people I just you know, individually and
Speaker 2: haphazardly and randomly. I like to call out some people.
Speaker 1: Yes I do too. Kevy metal World. I'll call out
Speaker 1: Kevy metal World.
Speaker 2: Because he's Kevy Metalworth is the best.
Speaker 1: He's the best world. He's my Twitter friends, and he
Speaker 1: listens to us and supports everything we do.
Speaker 2: We should get. I wonder if there's people that reach
Speaker 2: out to you and not to me and vice versa.
Speaker 1: Uh well yeah, probably, Yeah, like I bet you there's
Speaker 1: people that were fans of your comedy first and then
Speaker 1: so then it's like, yeah, you did a thing.
Speaker 2: Again, What what are you talking about? You think they're
Speaker 2: non fans of your comedy first? No, but like just you,
Speaker 2: this is the part where we start fighting each other,
Speaker 2: but it turns into a fight. You had more of
Speaker 2: a career for the thing this.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I don't know what the people
Speaker 1: do or why they do it. Let's all admit that.
Speaker 1: I think if if the world could just admit they
Speaker 1: don't know what they're doing and they don't know what
Speaker 1: other people are doing.
Speaker 2: Well, and that's all they need is love, sweet love.
Speaker 1: Absolutely and and you know what, at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, the only thing you can say is how bisal.
Speaker 3: Halt hot sun?
Speaker 2: Uh? Why don't we park you? You have to come
Speaker 2: in and say hi.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so we're gonna go to.
Speaker 2: You will you'll end up in there?
Speaker 1: Wake up, Mike?
Speaker 2: Okay, do you need a ride with Mike?
Speaker 1: Judge and jp L NASA Laboratories they were a new sponsor.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that'd be the We need to get some
Speaker 2: of that sweet sweet NASA money. Yeah, baby, I'll start
Speaker 2: spinning at a playground. Turn turn about just to get ready, ready,
Speaker 2: I got it, thank you. I don't know carousel, whatever
Speaker 2: the FU is. My name is Chris Fairbanks. You've been
Speaker 2: listening to Chris Fairbanks and characters and this is gun
Speaker 2: need Wright d y n A r