1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning, so that's twenties. Hello, Hi, 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: this is Theodore Devreaux calling from preparing sales. I was 3 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: looking for Parker. Yeah, this is Him's high park Or 4 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 1: how you doing today? I'm the owner actually, and I 5 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: thought I would take a moment to call you to 6 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: update you on your motorcycle that you had in here 7 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: for a tune up. Correct, that's doing tune that's right, 8 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 1: tune up on the cycle or the cycle? Would you 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,959 Speaker 1: everyone when you want to call it? Yeah, yeah, that's right. 10 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 1: Well I do have some news and that's why I'm 11 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: calling instead of the other people that you've been working with. 12 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 1: I am the owner of the company, and I felt 13 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: it was my duty to get you on the phone 14 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 1: to let you know that that motorcycle is unfortunately not 15 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: in our possession anymore. It's not in your possession anymore. 16 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: But I guess I should clarify a little bit. First, 17 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: that motorcycle died and now it's goning. That moscycle dead 18 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: and gone. I'm so sorry. There was nothing wrong with it. 19 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 1: How is it suddenly dead? I mean, if it was dead, 20 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 1: then you guys did something to it. Well, I will say, yes, 21 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: it is kind of our bad right. What had happened 22 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 1: was we send things to salvage every couple of days, 23 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: and one of my mechanics parked your bike by the 24 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: salvage stuff, and so it got thrown in the back 25 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 1: of a compact. It's been all composted up. Yet that motorcycle, 26 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: that motorcycle gone. Second, listen to me right now. Listen 27 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: to me right now. My sisters a warrior. So I'm 28 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:40,679 Speaker 1: gonna sue your stupid I can understand that you're upset 29 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 1: because you dropped your motorcycle. Don't get tooed up. And 30 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: now I'm conning tell you the most cycle dead and gone. 31 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: But it is compacted and it is at a salvage 32 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: yard now. And that was a mistake. We didn't do 33 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: that on purpose. But that motorcycle is dead and gone, 34 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: and I would like to make it better though. That's 35 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: why I'm calling. I'm the owner of the company. So 36 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: what are you gonna do about it? Owner? Well, I 37 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: have a similar motorcycle to yours in our shop and 38 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: I would just like to sort of swap it out 39 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: for you. What do you mean similar, I mean it's scooter, 40 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: it's not a motorcycle. It's actually a scooter, but I 41 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: would be willing to give you this scooter's y'amahs, very 42 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: nice scoot. Are you an idiot? Do you understand what 43 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: you're saying right now? My motorcycle costs more than you're stupid? 44 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 1: Do you understand that I'm sort of picking up on 45 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: the fact that the scooter is not a sufficient trade 46 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: for you. Okay, I can do something else. And like 47 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,959 Speaker 1: I said, I can understand why it is angriest as 48 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: a bear with you even offer a trade like that. 49 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think right now. Now I've got 50 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: just got a picture of a bear stuck in my 51 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,080 Speaker 1: head because I was trying to point out something that 52 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: would be very onery. And I was thinking, if a 53 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: bear was sticking his hand in a honeypot but he 54 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: couldn't get his hand back out of the honeypot because 55 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: it was stuck in there because the hole in the 56 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 1: top of the honeypot was too small, that would be 57 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: an aggravated And I would be like, I understand why 58 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 1: you're so aggravated because he just wants some and now 59 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: you find out that your motorcycle they didn't go as 60 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: I getting off track again and I'm so sorry. Yes, yes, yes, 61 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: you're being oh trap. Okay, I'm driving over there right now, 62 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: and you better have my motorcycle and mint condition ready 63 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: for me when I get there. Do you understand me? Well, 64 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: that motorcycle, like I said, is dead and gown, so 65 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: I don't know if i'mna be able to do that 66 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: for you. Okay, all right, fine, Well guess what your 67 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 1: business is gonna be dead and gone all right when 68 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 1: I get my sister on you, because I'm gonna sue 69 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: you for everything you have, you idiot. All right, well, 70 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: I'll just let you know what's a prank phone call then, 71 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: so we don't have to get all legal paperwork. Okay, 72 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: prank what are you talking about now? Oh? This is 73 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: actually a Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone 74 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: prank on you and your brother Brandon set you up. 75 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: He said that you just dropped your motorcycle off to 76 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: be tuned up at the shop, and you love that thing, 77 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: so I figured why not call you and tell you 78 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: that motorcycle dead, that motorcycle gown? Oh my god, you 79 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: guys got me good, oh man? And I was kissed, dude. 80 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: I was about to come over there and suck your 81 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: and you know what I could tell because he sounded 82 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: like them. But did I go over the bear with 83 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: a Honeypott thing with you that I was thinking about 84 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: when you Yeah, you did wake up every morning with 85 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 1: jubil phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties