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Speaker 2: In today's phone tab, we call a guy whose stress

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Speaker 2: level is at an eleven right now, that's always a

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Speaker 2: good time for a joke. Jeff family and friends are

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Speaker 2: coming into town for his one year old daughter's baptism.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 2: It's a big deal in their family, so grandparents and

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Speaker 2: cousins are flying in from all over. The only thing

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Speaker 2: that could screw up this moment is an email from

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Speaker 2: his wife asking us to prank him. Yeah, which we did.

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Speaker 2: So we're going to be calling from the church where

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Speaker 2: the baptism is supposed to happen. Is this when we

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Speaker 2: actually get our ticket to help? I booked that a

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Speaker 2: long time ago. It's your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 1: Another twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello Hi Marcus, Yes, Hi, my name is Dublin. I'm

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Speaker 2: from Presbyterian Church.

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Speaker 3: Oh hello, how are you? Hello?

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Speaker 2: I'm good and.

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Speaker 3: You I'm good. I'm anxious for Sunday, but I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I can understand because you've been working with

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Speaker 2: Laney on scheduling of baptism.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean we're not really working on it anymore

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Speaker 3: now the way, at the date and everything.

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Speaker 2: Of course, right, Well, I am stepping into her shoes

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Speaker 2: because unfortunately Laney had to step away from the church

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Speaker 2: for a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Oh, she's okay, she's okay.

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Speaker 2: But apparently somebody's hand was caught in the collection plate.

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Speaker 3: Again, what are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't hear that from me though. So AnyWho,

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Speaker 2: I'm taking over scheduling and it says here your book

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Speaker 2: to for Sunday to baptize your daughter.

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Speaker 3: Correct, Yes, yes, that's correct.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well not anymore.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll understand.

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Speaker 3: There's no no, no, no, we've been working on this

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Speaker 3: for a week.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but there has been a conflict that has come up.

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Speaker 2: Have you heard of the Jonas Brothers.

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Speaker 3: Yes, of course, But what does that have to do.

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Speaker 2: They are coming to our service to play, isn't that neat?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great, wonderful, But no, what do you are?

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Speaker 3: You a fan of the Jonas Brothers?

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Speaker 2: Are you a jonahead.

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Speaker 3: No, because I'm not twelve years old and a girl.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Well.

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Speaker 2: They're all grown up now. I mean, I'm a fan.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy for you.

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Speaker 2: You should be happy for the whole congregation because they're

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Speaker 2: going to come and perform a live concert. You know

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Speaker 2: the song I'm a Sucker for you, Well, no, they're

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Speaker 2: going to change it to I'm a Savior for you.

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Speaker 2: I am raising like the Lord each morning.

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Speaker 3: I don't care about the lyrics. Okay, I don't care

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Speaker 3: about the Jonas worlders. You don't seem to understand this

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Speaker 3: has to happen on Sunday. You need to cancel it

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Speaker 3: or move it. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I can't cancel on the Jonas brothers. The congregation would

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Speaker 2: be up in a holy hepitat if that happened.

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Speaker 3: But you can cancel on me and my entire extended

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Speaker 3: family who are flying in for this.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 3: I want to talk to Pastor Mark. This is unacceptable.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's getting his hairstyled right now to look like Joe.

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Speaker 2: What you know, Joe, he's the older one.

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Speaker 3: I don't know any of them, and that does not

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Speaker 3: sound like Pastor Market.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Marcus, I hear you're upset. I hear you're frustrated.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, you can tell. Really do I sound upset?

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Speaker 2: I'm picking up some emotions. But the good news is

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Speaker 2: we have an alternative for you.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, unless it's that day.

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Speaker 2: It is that day. Yes, past Mark says he can

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Speaker 2: still do the baptism same day during the after party

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Speaker 2: at the Denny's down the street.

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Speaker 3: You have got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 2: I was surprised too. I thought, what a great place.

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Speaker 3: Put you up baptism in a Denny's. What is wrong

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Speaker 3: with you?

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Speaker 2: They're thinking of using maple syrup instead of water. But

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Speaker 2: you know same.

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Speaker 3: Now you're okay, okay, Now I'm getting angry.

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Speaker 2: You're angry because you want to meet the Jonas brothers.

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Speaker 2: But I must I have to warn you. You do

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Speaker 2: not have VIP access. You cannot speak or look at

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Speaker 2: any of the Jonases, or you will be asked to leave.

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Speaker 3: I know, I feel like I'm going crazy here.

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Speaker 2: I'm going crazy too, just the thought of getting to

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Speaker 2: meet the Jonas brothers and maybe even touch Kevin. Oh

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Speaker 2: my goodness.

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Speaker 3: That's not why I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm

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Speaker 3: coming down there. I'm putting a pastor Mark out of

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Speaker 3: Jonas Brothers. Whatever. Okay, I've been by, would to see

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Speaker 3: him in person.

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Speaker 2: Didn't do that.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that because Pastor Mark doesn't know anything

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Speaker 2: about this prank phone call that we're doing.

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Speaker 3: Wait wait what.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this whole thing is actually just a prank and

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Speaker 2: my real name is actually jeff from the radio show

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Dude, who did this to me?

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Speaker 2: Your wife did, Valerie. She said that your daughter's baptism

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Speaker 2: is happening this week and thought it was a good

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Speaker 2: chance to prank you.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, you got angry, man. You should be angry too.

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Speaker 3: It took me months to set this up and coordinate

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Speaker 3: while these family members coming it down you.

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Speaker 2: Well, they would have loved the concert. You could have

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Speaker 2: been there to be like, I'm a savior for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they would have loved your wife.

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Speaker 2: Valerie did approve the Grand Slam baptism though, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: wake up.

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Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on a twenty

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning