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Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a guy whose stress

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Speaker 1: level is at an eleven. Right now, that's always a

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Speaker 1: good time for a joke. Jeff family and friends are

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Speaker 1: coming into town for his one year old daughter's baptism.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's.

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Speaker 1: It's a big deal in their family, so grandparents and

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Speaker 1: cousins are flying in from all over. The only thing

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Speaker 1: that could screw up this moment is an email from

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Speaker 1: his wife asking us to prank him, which we did.

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Speaker 1: So we're going to be calling from the church where

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Speaker 1: the baptism is supposed to happen.

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Speaker 3: Is this when we actually get our ticket to help?

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Speaker 1: I booked that a long time ago. It's your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi Marcus.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Hi, my name is Dublin. I'm from Presbyterian Church.

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Speaker 2: Oh hello, how are you?

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Speaker 3: Hello? I'm good and you.

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Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm anxious for Sunday, but I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Yes, I can understand because you've been working with

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Speaker 1: Laney on scheduling of baptism.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean we're not really working on it anymore now,

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Speaker 2: the way of the date and everything.

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Speaker 1: Of course, right, Well, I am stepping into her shoes

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Speaker 1: because unfortunately Laney had to step away from the church for.

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Speaker 3: A little bit.

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Speaker 2: Oh hope, she's okay, she's okay.

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Speaker 1: But apparently somebody's hand was caught in the collection plate again.

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Speaker 2: What are you serious?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't hear that from me though.

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Speaker 1: So AnyWho, I'm taking over scheduling and it says here

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Speaker 1: your book to for Sunday to baptize your daughter.

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Speaker 2: Correct, Yes, yes, that's correct.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well not anymore.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure you'll understand.

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Speaker 2: There's no no, no, no, We've been working on this

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Speaker 2: for a week.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but there has been a conflict that has come up.

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of the Jonas Brothers.

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Speaker 2: Yes, of course, But what does that have to do.

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Speaker 1: They are coming to our service to play, isn't that neat?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? That's great, wonderful, But no, what do you? Are

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Speaker 2: you a fan of the Jonas Brothers?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you a jonahead?

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Speaker 2: No, because I'm not twelve years old and a girl.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, well they're all.

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Speaker 3: Grown up now. I mean I'm a fan.

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Speaker 2: I'm happy for you.

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Speaker 1: You should be happy for the whole congregation because they're

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Speaker 1: going to come and perform a live concert. You know

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Speaker 1: the song I'm a sucker for you. Well, no, they're

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Speaker 1: gonna change it to I'm a savior for you.

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Speaker 3: I am raising like the Lord each morning.

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Speaker 2: I don't care about the lyrics. Okay, I don't care

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Speaker 2: about the Jonas Brothers. You don't seem understand this has

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Speaker 2: to happen on Sunday. You need to cancel it or

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Speaker 2: move it.

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Speaker 3: I can't cancel on the Jonas Brothers.

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Speaker 1: The congregation would be up in a holy hepitat if

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Speaker 1: that happened.

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Speaker 2: But you can cancel on me and my entire extended

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Speaker 2: family who are flying in for this.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk to Pastor Mark. This is unacceptable.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's getting his hair styled right now to look

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Speaker 1: like Joe. What you know Joe, he's the older one.

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Speaker 2: I don't know any of them, and that does not

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Speaker 2: sound like Pastor Market.

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Speaker 1: Aky Marcus, I hear you're upset. I hear you're frustrated.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh you can tell really do I sound upset?

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Speaker 1: I'm picking up some emotions. But the good news is

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Speaker 1: we have an alternative for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, unless it's that day.

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Speaker 3: It is that day.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Pastor Mark says he can still do the baptism

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Speaker 1: same day, during the after party at the Denny's down

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Speaker 1: the streets.

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Speaker 2: You have got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 3: I was surprised too. I thought, what a great place

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Speaker 3: to do.

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Speaker 2: A baptism in a Denny's. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: They're thinking of using maple syrup instead of water?

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Speaker 2: But you know same, You're okay, okay, Now I'm getting angry.

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Speaker 1: You're angry because you want to meet the Jonas brothers.

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Speaker 1: But I must I have to warn you. You do

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Speaker 1: not have VIP access. You cannot speak or look at

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Speaker 1: any of the Jonases, or you will be asked to leave.

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Speaker 2: I know, I feel like I'm going crazy here.

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Speaker 1: I'm going crazy too, just the thought of getting to

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Speaker 1: meet the Jonas brothers and maybe even touch Kevin.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, That's not.

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Speaker 2: Why I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm coming down there.

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Speaker 2: I'm putting a Pastor Mark out of Jonas brothers. Whatever. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I would not want to see him in person.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that because Pastor Mark doesn't know anything

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Speaker 1: about this prank phone call that we're doing. Wait wait

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Speaker 1: what Yeah, this whole thing is actually just a prank

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Speaker 1: and my real name is actually jeff from the radio

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Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: This is a phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Who did this to me?

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Speaker 3: Your wife did, Valerie.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she said that your daughter's baptism is happening this

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Speaker 1: week and thought it was a good chance to prank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh she Okay, you got angry, man, You should be

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Speaker 1: angry too.

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Speaker 2: It took me months to set this up and coordinate

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Speaker 2: while these family members coming it dound you.

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Speaker 3: Well, they would have loved the concert. You could have

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Speaker 3: been there to be like, I'm a savior for you.

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Speaker 1: Dude, dude, yeah, they would have loved that your wife,

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Speaker 1: Valerie did approve the Grand Slam baptism.

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Speaker 2: Though, oh my god

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Speaker 3: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,