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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.

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Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.

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Speaker 4: Don't give them black all bu bus boy.

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Speaker 5: Listening to show.

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Speaker 6: I don't joy, Yeah, joy.

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Speaker 3: You know you love.

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Speaker 2: You gotta turn.

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Speaker 6: Turn You probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out,

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Speaker 6: turn the water the mon up.

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on, you'll think.

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Speaker 8: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are

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Speaker 8: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one

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Speaker 8: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, here

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Speaker 8: we go. I was working out. I was talking to

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Speaker 8: a buddy of mine, and I was telling him something

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Speaker 8: that Bishop td Jakes told me one time. I heard

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Speaker 8: him say it. He said, I would hate to die

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Speaker 8: and not do the thing that I was born to do.

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Speaker 8: I would hate to die and not do the theme

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Speaker 8: that I was born to do. Man, oh man, oh man, man.

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Speaker 8: That hit me like a like a like a pile

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Speaker 8: that God has allowed me.

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Speaker 2: To live my life this way now.

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Speaker 8: And I'm talking about grateful for all of it, the good,

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Speaker 8: the bad, and the ugly, and I have had all

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Speaker 8: of them. The person you see today. It ain't always

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Speaker 8: who I was. It was on the inside of me,

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Speaker 8: but it hadn't externalized itself, if that's a word. It

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Speaker 8: hadn't been bought out. It was in here, but it

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Speaker 8: was under development. Who I am today was a process.

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Speaker 8: But like I said before, don't trip. He ain't through

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Speaker 8: with me yet. Even today, I'm still an imperfect soldier

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Speaker 8: for Christ. Today. I still fall short oftentimes. But I'll

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Speaker 8: tell you what, I'm ever grateful for the life I have.

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Speaker 8: And you know what I want encourage everybody today to

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Speaker 8: explore your possibilities. I mean, man, explore your possibilities. Why

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Speaker 8: would you not want to find out, discover, or know

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Speaker 8: what it is God got for you? Why would you

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Speaker 8: not want to achieve or accomplish all of your possibilities?

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Speaker 2: Now, as I ask you this.

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Speaker 8: Question, I want you to know that the devil is busy,

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Speaker 8: that he plays mind tricks. So as you hear this,

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Speaker 8: I already know he's saying to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve,

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Speaker 8: that's easy for you to say, but I didnet got

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Speaker 8: myself in this situation right here. You ain't nothing too

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Speaker 8: hard for God, nothing nothing, And see so as you

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Speaker 8: listen to me, try to get your mind open to this.

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Speaker 8: Why would you not want to explore all of your

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Speaker 8: life's possibilities, what's possible with your life? And I'm talking

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Speaker 8: about from right where you are right now. I'm not

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Speaker 8: asking you to change. I'm not asking you to do anything.

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Speaker 8: I'm telling you this is a fact that God can

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Speaker 8: get you from right where you.

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Speaker 2: Are right now.

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Speaker 8: Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken, all of that, misfortunate, all

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Speaker 8: of the missus you've been talking about in your life.

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Speaker 2: You know you.

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Speaker 8: I missed the lottery, I missed my ride. They fired me.

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Speaker 8: I missed a deadline. I didn't get it. Miss people

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Speaker 8: people just miss theay self to death. If you've been

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Speaker 8: all the missus, God can get you from right where

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Speaker 8: you are. God a home run hitter. I'm here to

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Speaker 8: of these home runs. He'll put the bat in your hand.

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Speaker 8: But you got to swing now. Listen to me. You

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Speaker 8: got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got to

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Speaker 8: stop holding yourself down with beating yourself up. He won't

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Speaker 8: down about it. But I'm gonna tell you one more time.

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Speaker 8: The devil is busy. So what the devil do is

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Speaker 8: He make you think you ain't worthy. He make you

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Speaker 8: think that you've done something so despicable that you can't

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Speaker 8: hard than anybody else.

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Speaker 2: You can't get up.

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Speaker 8: He rolled you so deep down in that ditch you

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Speaker 8: you ain't in no hold too deep for God. Magic

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Speaker 8: John to tell you that. Listen to me, you ain't

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Speaker 8: tell you that you ain't in a hole too deep

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Speaker 8: for God. Tyler Perry can tell you that I can

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Speaker 8: name you some people. Bishop Jakes can tell you that

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Speaker 8: I could tell you. Kenneth Olmah can tell you that

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Speaker 8: Franklin can tell you that. Donny mcclerklin can tell you that.

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Speaker 8: I just know some people personally man that then been

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Speaker 8: in a hole. Joel Oldstein can tell you about it.

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Speaker 8: I know some people man been down, been in a

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Speaker 2: I bet you. Paula Dean can tell you about it. See.

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Speaker 8: But you know what, then here we go see see

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Speaker 8: see you know, see we don't like to talk about

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Speaker 8: that because now we want everybody to pay extra hard

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Speaker 8: for some mistakes they made when clearly and excuse me

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Speaker 8: for being a new Christian, But there is a prayer

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Speaker 8: that I've been saying since I was a little bitty boy,

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Speaker 8: and it took me till I was a grown man

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Speaker 8: to understand it. Forgive us out trust passes as we

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Speaker 8: forgive those who trust pass against us.

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Speaker 2: So see, it.

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Speaker 8: Ain't my job to hold nobody down, to keep my

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Speaker 2: Who am I. I'm gonna need some forgiveness in a

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Speaker 2: second here, probably today. See.

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Speaker 8: So all this, you holding people down with the way

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Speaker 8: you feel, inviot them. And she shouldn't have said this,

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Speaker 8: and she'll never get it. I'll never support this again. Man,

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Speaker 8: get up, get up and get real, you for real,

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Speaker 8: you think you ain't finn need forgiveness real soon? You

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Speaker 8: ain't finna make a diabolical mistake in your life. You

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Speaker 8: don't think you are. I have thousands of them, probably

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Speaker 8: gonna make a few hundred more for I get up

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Speaker 8: out of here. So I've decided to be in a

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Speaker 8: forgiving business because I want God to forgive. My trust

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Speaker 8: passes as I forgive those who trustpass against me.

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Speaker 2: You understand. See excuse me for being a new Christian.

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Speaker 8: I get tired of talking to people man supposed to

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Speaker 8: be saved and talking about dear Christian.

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Speaker 2: I don't want that type of religion.

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Speaker 9: Man.

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Speaker 8: I ain't in that no more. I ain't in that.

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Speaker 8: You can call me wrong if you want to say

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Speaker 8: it how you want to say. I ain't in that

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Speaker 8: no more. I ain't in all that. You can feel

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Speaker 8: proof that God work in my life.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 8: I can't hardly get it out sometime when people ask

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Speaker 8: me something about depot on the inside of me, about

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Speaker 8: my soul and how I used to be, and my

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Speaker 8: journey and my trip. Because people don't know the trip

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Speaker 8: I've been on. You may have been on one worse

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Speaker 8: than me. But you know what, you ain't in a

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Speaker 8: whole too deep. God can't get you out of and

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Speaker 8: I wish I want people to remember that. Man, God

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Speaker 8: is a redeemer, He the great I am. So if

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Speaker 8: you ain't got nothing, now what you asking for? You

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Speaker 8: know you might not have nothing because you ain't asking

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Speaker 8: for nothing. Quit asking God to get you out of

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Speaker 8: debt and ask God for a life of abundance. Then

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Speaker 8: you take the money and you get out of debt.

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Speaker 8: You keep asking to get out of debt. You keep

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Speaker 8: being in debt to get out of Come on, man,

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Speaker 8: what you asking God for?

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Speaker 2: I'm just tripping today, that's all. I'm sorry. I apologize.

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Speaker 10: You're listening Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: One, two, three four.

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Speaker 8: Once that was a boy and girl. The boy said,

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Speaker 8: I love you, so the girl said, I never believe you.

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Speaker 2: They grew older and left each.

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Speaker 8: Other because that's the way he loved goals.

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Speaker 2: Baby, that's the way he loved goals.

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Speaker 8: That was my damn Jaime Jackie, that was my group

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Speaker 8: who Jack.

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Speaker 2: And Jesus.

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Speaker 11: As as they wrote that, And man, listen to this,

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Speaker 11: Listen to this.

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Speaker 2: When you hear me do a song in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Wait to Shirley and carl and say something for you

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Speaker 8: over your mouth.

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Speaker 12: That's not okay, that's not that.

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Speaker 8: But just like I just told you, just wait till

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Speaker 8: Shirley and Carl Ers say something for you. Owe your

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Speaker 8: young ass jodysy field mouth.

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Speaker 13: Oh yeah, it's the spinners, the spinners.

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Speaker 14: Okay, okay, who do you know who the spinners are?

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Speaker 12: I know the spinners is.

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Speaker 2: Who is the lead singer for the spinners?

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Speaker 12: The dude with the mustang?

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Speaker 8: Jesus, if Tommy know this one right here, Tommy, if

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Speaker 8: you know this one right here, I'll be stun lead

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Speaker 8: singer for the spinners without without googles.

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Speaker 2: To come up. Sorry, I'm not looking at I'm not

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Speaker 2: trying to go right now. What Junior, I'm right.

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Speaker 12: The dude with the mustache, he had a mustage.

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Speaker 2: Everybody a mustang.

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Speaker 12: Well, David, I'm right.

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Speaker 1: Technically.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Shirley Strawberry.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 15: Paula Parell, you went back with the Spinner's baby.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Oh Joash, Yeah, I love you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for teaching journey pumpedy dance at.

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Speaker 7: Some point you didn't when because I'm about the ruined

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Speaker 7: the image and the style that you who.

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Speaker 8: I know my ball issue. I know who they are,

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Speaker 8: I know what the baby you know?

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Speaker 2: So who was the lead though to the spending?

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Speaker 4: You didn't hear me whispering on the mic?

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Speaker 1: I think you hear me.

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Speaker 2: Surely you thought they could read your lips are not readable? Hey?

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Speaker 2: That was surely that was right there?

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Speaker 8: Made me go, I know, Jason, when you stunned me

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Speaker 8: with a dumb word, you said something I could relate

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Speaker 8: to all words, Yes, hips ain't readable?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 13: Right?

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Speaker 4: Is that a word?

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Speaker 2: Officially?

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Speaker 7: I would I would go with I'm gonna go with readable.

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Speaker 7: I would go with readable. Ire just so flat?

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Speaker 2: Ain't it just better to say?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right?

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Speaker 10: Well thank you?

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Speaker 2: What does it mean that when people say, let me

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Speaker 2: be frank with you?

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Speaker 9: Like?

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Speaker 2: Who is frank? What does that mean?

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Speaker 9: That?

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Speaker 2: Honest?

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Speaker 7: Like just like let me be steve with you, tell.

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Speaker 1: You how I really feel, let me just be all right?

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Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that

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Speaker 7: Didn't fall and you ain't getting no money. Man, Let's

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Speaker 16: Hello.

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Speaker 7: I'm trying to reach a Glinda An Please, how you doing.

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Speaker 7: My name is Brad. I'm actually with the A and

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Speaker 7: Have you Have you been to the doctor on your fall,

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Speaker 16: Yeah, everything is just fine.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: This is just a random procedure of all the notes

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Speaker 7: this is the final step of getting you out of check. Now,

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Speaker 7: the last heard you were offered two thousand dollars? Is

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Speaker 16: If you were there, you go as to the supervisor.

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Speaker 16: You wouldn't know all that if you were there.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well, I'm just looking at the file that I have, Man,

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Speaker 7: I don't have everything you've got.

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Speaker 16: That wrote down. That's what they offered.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I've also been brought some other records. Is this

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Speaker 7: I've got some actual incidents that it seems like you've

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Speaker 7: So the money that has been offered to you, I

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Speaker 16: I could cure less about what you think what happened

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Speaker 7: No, we're not going to act, ma'am. What I'm gonna

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Speaker 9: Sign uh an agreement nowhere.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I'm gonna need you to come down and sign

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Speaker 2: Up, and I need that.

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Speaker 16: I'm not coming nowhere.

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Speaker 7: Look, ma'am, I don't care if you come down or

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Speaker 16: Wrong with them, deliberately done.

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Speaker 4: How exactly did it was?

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Speaker 16: Witnesses? You need to talk to them.

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Speaker 2: I've spoken to every witness and you know what, ma'am.

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Speaker 16: Everyone thank you to witness because my friend was spoken

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that assume that you're lying.

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Speaker 16: Well, I don't care what they assume.

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Speaker 7: Man, let me explain something. We can take this thing further.

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Speaker 7: I even have you on video actually deliberately laying down

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Speaker 4: No I am not man.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to give you two thousand.

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Speaker 5: We're not going to give you two dollars.

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Speaker 2: My name is Brad with the A n C Department.

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Speaker 16: Well, you want him job too much? Go loong because

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Speaker 7: No, no, I'm not a fool. I want to make

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Speaker 7: do or continue to do.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 7: I want to hear it out of your mouth. You

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Speaker 16: You claim you think I'm finished city here and tell

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Speaker 2: Am I crazy? Crazy for you to sit here and

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Speaker 16: The track them to sell that it as all?

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Speaker 7: No, deliberately laid down on that floor, and you're deliberately

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Speaker 16: What you just review the damn k then and you

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Speaker 7: For me to get authorities to come over, ma'am and

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Speaker 7: bring you in, because what.

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Speaker 16: Wom you want to get it?

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Speaker 2: If I need to send authorities.

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Speaker 16: Down there, man, you send them over here. I'm scared

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Speaker 7: They're gonna bring you in and you're gonna sign this

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Speaker 2: You a food the nerve of you black people.

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Speaker 16: I'm not coming in. I'm not signing nothing now. What

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Speaker 7: Heard that you come now now, I want you to

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Speaker 16: Are you crazy, your dasker, You ain't the sharpest tool

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Speaker 16: in the shad. I tell you that I'm not coming in.

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Speaker 16: I don't know what some would have to come.

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Speaker 7: In fut I want you to sign a form that

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Speaker 16: No wonder would I do something like that and then

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Speaker 2: Why would you lay down in the floor in the

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Speaker 16: I told you I didn't do that.

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Speaker 2: Yes she did, Yes you did. It was in front

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Speaker 16: I'm told you. I told you what happened. That's all that.

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Speaker 2: Hey, can I say let me say one more hello?

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Speaker 7: Call it right back, come out. I don't want to

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Speaker 16: Look, Look, you're really pissed. I told you what happened.

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Speaker 16: I'm not gonna keep on telling you that. I don't

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Speaker 7: Let me say well, first of all, man, First of all,

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Speaker 7: I am the supervisor.

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Speaker 2: This is what I want. I think we can get this, Cort.

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Speaker 16: Look what the I'm gonna come in time.

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Speaker 7: What's what I want you to do? If you come

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Speaker 16: You think I'm goin to come and sign some papers

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Speaker 16: saying I laid on the floor and ain't None of

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Speaker 16: that truth was on the floor. I felt. That's it.

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Speaker 16: That's all. Now what the are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Have you been drinking?

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Speaker 16: Have you been drinking a list you've been drinking. I

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Speaker 14: Is my franky?

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Speaker 16: Don't keep calling me with that still hurt and you

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Speaker 16: telling that you ain't gonna give me no money. You

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Speaker 16: that step off the flow. Then I wonder you having

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Speaker 16: a ghostro None of this you have I've been drinking, Glinda.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say one more thing to you and then

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Speaker 7: This is nephew Timmy from a Steve Harvey Morning show.

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Speaker 2: You just got prayed.

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Speaker 7: By your brother Jay t O James, James baby James

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Speaker 7: Kid James.

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Speaker 16: I'm gonna get him when he gets home.

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Speaker 2: This is nephew, Tommy, how you doing, baby?

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Speaker 1: You stand your ground.

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Speaker 16: Baby.

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Speaker 2: Everybody here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 16: We love you, Glinda, Okay, thank you, I love you too.

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Speaker 13: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next A love Officers.

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Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Morning Show.

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Speaker 13: All right, here we go, It is time to ask

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Speaker 13: the clo. This one's from Alana in Memphis. Alana writes,

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Speaker 13: I'm a fifty four year old divorced female and I'm

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Speaker 13: We were sitting in my yard relaxing and he was

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Speaker 2: I don't know me for I don't even understand why

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Speaker 8: Everybody was right there? You was in the yard, relaxing,

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Speaker 1: She missed her window.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have cleared it with everybody right there.

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Speaker 12: So I don't know say you have to be pretty

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be my key.

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Speaker 2: But if you don't.

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Speaker 8: But if you think people who's seeing porno movies out

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Speaker 4: A lot of us, I mean a lot of people watch.

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Speaker 2: Poor educational Actually.

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Speaker 4: It is you learn?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I thank you guys. Are you're missing the

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Speaker 10: All right, We're moving on.

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Speaker 1: Deanna.

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Speaker 13: Deanna in Las Vegas says, I'm in my mid thirties

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Speaker 13: and I like to think of myself as a freaky Christian.

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Speaker 13: I met a man in church and I'm trying to

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Speaker 13: and I am praying for the day he unleashes the beast.

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Speaker 13: I don't think it will ever happen because he's so

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Speaker 1: If I touch.

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Speaker 13: Him or it, it drives him crazy. How can I

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Speaker 1: Please advise, Christian.

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Speaker 8: What is you writing us for? You know, you the

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Speaker 8: What do you need help from us for? Nobody on

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Speaker 8: this show is as label theyselves as the freaking Christian

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Speaker 8: and you're a freaking Christian.

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Speaker 2: But now you got questions on how to be freaking

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Speaker 2: You need to ask some more freaking people.

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Speaker 8: You know, maybe you need to give up the title. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: why don't you just try Christian.

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Speaker 2: For a while.

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Speaker 1: She sounds pretty proud of that though.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but you ain't that freaking because you don't even

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Speaker 2: Ain't know.

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Speaker 8: None of us said we're freaking Christian. Now you don't

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Speaker 5: You freaking shows a freak and Christians, we don't have

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Speaker 1: It's asked the clo not asking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't got nothing funny. I don't know what

450
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Speaker 2: you need to do to him.

451
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 8: Hell, you're mad, Steve, Yeah, maybe you ain't all And

452
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 8: I hold on, hey, freaking Christian, Maybe you ain't freaky enough. Yeah,

453
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 8: maybe your title is a little overrated to him.

454
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's something, all right. Moving on, Paul atte and.

455
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Speaker 13: Charlotte says, I'm dating a man that tried to be romantic,

456
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 13: but it went left real quick. He ran my bath

457
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 13: water and poured me some wine. The water wasn't warm enough,

458
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 13: so I had to add hot water. I finally got

459
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 13: the water right and I was soaking. Then he brought

460
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 13: his naked behind in there and slid into my bathwater.

461
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 13: I think that this is very unsanitary, and it darned

462
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 13: sure isn't romantic to me. I got out of the

463
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 13: tub and took a shower because I felt dirtier than

464
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Speaker 13: I did before my bath. He told me I'm hard

465
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,719
Speaker 13: to please, and I'm rude.

466
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Speaker 10: Am I really?

467
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I thank you all. You know, the man run

468
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Speaker 8: your bath water? He coming there to getting the bath

469
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 8: toob Now, he too nasty, but you lay up with

470
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 8: him later on. I don't understand you can't take a

471
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 8: bath with him because you felt dirty with what what?

472
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 2: Let's both come out of here clean, but that you know,

473
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 2: it ain't like.

474
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Speaker 8: He took a bath like we used to do when

475
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 8: we was little, because we didn't have a big hot

476
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 8: water tank.

477
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, you had to use the same water.

478
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 2: You had to get on in there.

479
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 13: Oh you mean after a person got out, Yeah, with

480
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 13: a load of clothes in there with a load of clothes.

481
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

482
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 2: He takes it to a whole other level.

483
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Speaker 1: So you agree with him that she's hard to please

484
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: and she's rude.

485
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, you know, lady, what you want? Dogs? Man,

486
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 2: he tried to get his big self in there. What

487
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: you what you think? What she thinks?

488
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 1: It's too much sanitary?

489
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, you know there's sex scenes all the time.

490
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 8: People take basketball all the time. You know, I don't

491
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 8: know what you think you'all gonna be doing later on,

492
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 8: but you know it's gonna be gonna be a little

493
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 8: bit mold in bath water.

494
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: All right, Well, shame your turn.

495
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 2: Do you have a question for.

496
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 5: Yes, I do have a question. You are with the

497
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 5: woman a partner. Man is with the woman who is

498
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 5: way more freakier than he is ready to be. How

499
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 5: does he get out of this relationship? I mean, she's

500
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 5: really freaky, she really freaky. No Christian in this at all,

501
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 5: Nothing Christian about this.

502
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 8: How some time I just had to go on and

503
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,919
Speaker 8: just that one time, just gone and get your whole

504
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,479
Speaker 8: self toe out. You just had to gone and just

505
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 8: get yourself turned inside out. You got the one time

506
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 8: you just got to take it like a man. But

507
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 8: you're gonna be in there making him like like you're

508
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 8: gonna be hyper ventilating you're gonna you're gonna suck in

509
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 8: a lot win because when they're doing real freaky stuff,

510
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 8: you do this.

511
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 2: He a lie? Are you wait?

512
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 4: Are you allowed to cry? If it's like wait painful?

513
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: If you cry? Wait? Wait wait stop stop stop it wait?

514
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: Sounds like a tear is about to come out?

515
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 10: Are you Jesus?

516
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 9: Oh?

517
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 2: I need you know? You sent me down here?

518
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 4: Is it supposed to burn?

519
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: Like? What's going on?

520
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 8: What is the hot stick for what you're doing?

521
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 4: I don't know what is that?

522
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: Stop beating me? No, I don't like that on my mouth?

523
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 2: What you're doing?

524
00:27:59,320 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 12: All right?

525
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 10: Thank you? You see la?

526
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 2: No, I'm not rabbing this on you right there.

527
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here.

528
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.

529
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: It is time for something funny.

530
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 13: When you know it's time to go back to church,

531
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 13: it's time, you know when it's time to go back

532
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 13: to the church.

533
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 2: Okay, this is set up.

534
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 5: When you know it is time to take your butt

535
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,199
Speaker 5: back to church? You know, I mean, you get up

536
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 5: and you go whoa? I need to go get somebody

537
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 5: needs to.

538
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 4: Lay hands on me right now.

539
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 5: Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here? When you

540
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 5: wake up? And you went somebody and you don't know

541
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 5: their name. It is time to go.

542
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: Who you talk about backsliding?

543
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh huh yeah, how long we've been laying?

544
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 4: Why I got hands?

545
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 11: You try to go back to church? When you wake

546
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 11: up and just bike box. You can't explain nothing. Who

547
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 11: I'm doing too much? I'm doing to You.

548
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 2: Know, it's time to go back to church.

549
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 4: Time to that church.

550
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 7: When you wake up and you got her phone home?

551
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 7: What the hell were you?

552
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 5: And it's backwards? You have to in the back and

553
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 5: in the back, pard.

554
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 4: In the front.

555
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: That's a crazy visual. That's a crazy visual right there.

556
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, what it's.

557
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: Time for you to go back to church.

558
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 8: When you're starting to look at your boys, grandmama is

559
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 8: starting to feel sometime.

560
00:29:50,720 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah right, who is that next?

561
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 9: You?

562
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 4: I never felt that way? All right? This one? You

563
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 4: know it's time to go back to the church.

564
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 5: When you see spake mark on your behind and you

565
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 5: don't know how they got that.

566
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 2: You came?

567
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't tell it's time.

568
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Did you no?

569
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 4: And it's a man hand.

570
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: That's pretty rough, pretty rough, I tell you.

571
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 12: This the way you know it's time to good church.

572
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 11: It's actually heavy the next day when your lights water

573
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 11: and gays get turned on the same day, you can't

574
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 11: do nothing.

575
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 4: It's time.

576
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Speaker 7: You know it's time to go back when you wake

577
00:30:47,400 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 7: up and your whole chest is pierced, the Lord back church.

578
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 17: On.

579
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 2: Time for you to go back to church. You've been

580
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: arguing with this fine girl for I don't ahead of.

581
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 8: Trying to convince her that ain't no way y'all can because.

582
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 4: We're not really cousins.

583
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 5: Now, come on, how you think that we're down to

584
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 5: the fifth the fifth head.

585
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 4: It's trying to go back to church. You know it's

586
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 4: time to go back to church.

587
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 5: When you wake up with a tattoo that says Veronica

588
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 5: and you don't know that name.

589
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 4: It's time to go back church.

590
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 12: It's time to go back to church.

591
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 11: Where you start stalking anybody, oh little women off talking

592
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 11: about everywhere they are.

593
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 4: Son, is.

594
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 15: Time.

595
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,959
Speaker 7: It's time to go back to church. You had a

596
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 7: wonderful night with a woman. You wake up and passed

597
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 7: by the bathroom and she's standing up in What help me?

598
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 2: Lord? You wake up in the morning.

599
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 8: This is how you know it's really you got it?

600
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 2: You wake up in the morning. Yeah, it's eight.

601
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 8: Eight open condom rappers in the bed.

602
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 2: You have no idea you did that though?

603
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 5: You You know it's time to go back to church.

604
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 4: When you wake up with a glass eye.

605
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 5: You're holding a glass eye.

606
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 4: Out of nowhere, nowhere, it's time to go back to church.

607
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 5: Run around looking at ok yeah, where did that get

608
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 5: a glass?

609
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 12: It's really time to go back to church.

610
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 4: Okay.

611
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 11: When you wake up outside, it's somebody else's driveway.

612
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 12: You have no idea.

613
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 5: That's pretty Yeah, that's pretty.

614
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 2: That's pretty rough. You know it's it's time to go

615
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: back to church.

616
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 7: When you wake up and everybody around you got clue

617
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 7: cut clan.

618
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 5: Hood, what did I do?

619
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 8: Time for you to go back to church. You wake up,

620
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 8: you got a pentagon drawing on your chest, and you

621
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 8: gotta entitled ten cool things about Satan.

622
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: You need to get.

623
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 4: You know it's back to church. You know it's time

624
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 4: to go back to church.

625
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 5: When you wake up with peanut butter all over your body.

626
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 1: No jelly, no jelly, one more.

627
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 5: An, it's time time to get on back up in them.

628
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show.

629
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Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are.

630
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 13: It's time for today's round of would you rather here

631
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 13: we go? Would you rather have a partner who is

632
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 13: beautiful but has an ugly, ugly personality?

633
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 1: Or would you have a rather have a partner who's.

634
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 13: Just Plaine Jane, plain Jane and has just a compatible personality.

635
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 13: Everyone loves them, They get along with everyone. Plain Jane,

636
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 13: plain Jane with a great personality.

637
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: Real.

638
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 12: Attitude would make you ugly anyway?

639
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 10: Hell really?

640
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks to put some new realms on. I've had

641
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 2: half of each one of them.

642
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,959
Speaker 1: So what does that mean?

643
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 2: I've had all the combinations? Are you going to I've

644
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 2: had plain j with a glass attitude, really have a

645
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,959
Speaker 2: glass and the nerve of you?

646
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 8: How you think anybody vencla and take this mess? But

647
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you what Marjorie to me, this is

648
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 8: just my opinion.

649
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: It's really really attractive to me.

650
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 8: And she has the best personality of any person I've

651
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,959
Speaker 8: ever met. Marjorie is the closest thing to my mother

652
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 8: I've ever met in my life.

653
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 2: She is that.

654
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 8: Marjorie is a sweetheart of a person man, And I

655
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 8: really I had to learn how to live with her,

656
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 8: how not to blow out her candle because she's so

657
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 8: bubbly so much of the time. You know, sometimes I'd

658
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 8: be going, hey, hey, pull up little bit, what do

659
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 8: you want? Hey, man, stop blowing candles out? Boy, don't

660
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 8: be stupid. Boy used to live in the back cave.

661
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 18: Remember that's to say, all right, I couldn't see nothing,

662
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 18: just bats going by.

663
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 8: You ever had a back by your mouth and lips?

664
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 8: Damn day, that's what That's what it felt like.

665
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 13: No, but I guess you're Are you saying your lips?

666
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: What are you saying? That's all right?

667
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 13: Would you would you rather eat a piece of food

668
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 13: that was really healthy for you but tasted like garbage?

669
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: Or would you rather eat.

670
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 13: Something that tasted great and that was just horrible for

671
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 13: you made you sick?

672
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: All of that made you sick? You'd rather eat that

673
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 1: something to.

674
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 8: Make i't healthy food just trifling all the time. They

675
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 8: didn't work for damn id Rather not eat it all?

676
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Speaker 8: I don't know what groot all gluten free food?

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Speaker 2: Need to put the gluten right back in it.

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Speaker 13: You're listening hard morning show, all right? J Anthony Brown

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Speaker 13: is here with comedy Roulette.

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Speaker 4: What you got It's so simple, It's very simple. We

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Speaker 4: have to explain.

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Speaker 5: I know Steve gets upset, but we have new listeners

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Speaker 5: by the hour, by the hour.

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Speaker 2: We actually, yeah, it's.

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Speaker 5: A championship team. Championship team. So it's comedy roulated. Here's

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Speaker 5: how we do it. We take five subjects, put them

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Speaker 5: on a wheel. Spun the wheel. Look at me, Shirley

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00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 5: when I said spun fun spun the wheel, spunning around

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Speaker 5: and around where it stops.

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Speaker 4: We do the damn thing? What you got?

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Speaker 14: All right?

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 13: Number one, So you're telling me you don't know how

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Speaker 13: you got naked pictures on your phone. No discussion, The

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Speaker 13: car always comes back on e.

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Speaker 4: It all right?

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Speaker 1: Number three? What part of you on punishment do you

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Speaker 1: not understand?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 1: For I see that tooth missing? You see that toothless?

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Speaker 10: How come you won't get it there?

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Speaker 1: Number five? Nobody buys a bus pass just to be

703
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Speaker 1: buying you.

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Speaker 4: Okay it spun it, spinet cats, let's missing.

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Speaker 5: Let's do that phone man, that phone.

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Speaker 4: Like this one Number one landed on Number one.

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Speaker 13: You're telling me you don't know how you got naked

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Speaker 13: pictures in.

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Speaker 5: Your have no idea how those pictures get you know what?

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Speaker 4: Just ain't my damn phone?

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Speaker 2: Look at that?

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Speaker 11: Looking at it?

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Speaker 7: So prompt?

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Speaker 2: So phone.

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Speaker 11: Massive fact, I don't know how well she really was

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Speaker 11: showing me was the results of her Mamma grade.

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Speaker 1: That I set to.

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Speaker 6: Say that she.

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Speaker 4: Night you pushing it.

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Speaker 2: Listen, let'sten, let'sten. Let me just tell you, baby, these

721
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Speaker 2: are the girls.

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Speaker 7: That are auditioning for the vagina monologue.

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Speaker 4: That's all.

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Speaker 5: Listen, baby, Come on, man, they don't be like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not nicked.

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Speaker 4: What she looked like it she looked.

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Speaker 1: Next as soon as you're.

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Speaker 2: Showing to me, and I'll see I she's not nicked.

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Speaker 5: Oh, not only is she not naked. She was showing

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Speaker 5: me pictures of her bathroom. She just happened to be

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Speaker 5: next when she took the pictures. That's all that is.

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Speaker 2: You need some work in the bathroom.

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Speaker 12: Happened to me.

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Speaker 4: For nice cabinets.

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 11: Look, I'm not I don't know how she sent the

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Speaker 11: picture to me because she wants me to show you.

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Speaker 12: Ask you what you think she told me to do.

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Speaker 12: I'm just doing what she told me. She said, show

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Speaker 12: it to you and see what you think.

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Speaker 2: Now what you think? Baby, baby? Baby? This is this

742
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Speaker 2: is listen.

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Speaker 7: All these pictures is going into this new thing and

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Speaker 7: I'm opening up online called Pooty Book. Facebook understand the

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Speaker 7: song what it's about.

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Speaker 2: You can't do the you can't do the book without

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Speaker 2: the booty. Baby.

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Speaker 8: You're gonna ask me about these Neggard pictures in this phone.

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Speaker 8: She sent them to me so I could give them

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Speaker 8: the Lee Haney for his I'm just trying to help.

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Speaker 5: Help somebody. He sent me the nexta pictures. She says

752
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Speaker 5: she got a rash on her back. Did I want

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Speaker 5: to see it? I said, yeah, that's what you ain't

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Speaker 5: nothing you want doctor?

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Speaker 11: My name kir Okay, she was trying to to somebody

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Speaker 11: named kir stand.

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Speaker 5: Here, stand wrong wrong? B don't know how I couldn't

758
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Speaker 5: even couldn't close it out.

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Speaker 2: I told her I thought I had the measle. She said,

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Speaker 2: you look like.

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Speaker 4: That was not like that, baby.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 13: For this week's version of Comedy Room, Tommy has a braning.

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Speaker 1: Phone call coming up right after this You're listen.

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Speaker 13: Morning show Coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 13: right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 13: The subject he who finds a wife. We'll get into

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Speaker 13: that find out what that's all about, because I have

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Speaker 13: no clue right now. Uh, that's coming up a little later,

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Speaker 13: right now it is time for the nephew in today's

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Speaker 13: prank phone call what you got for?

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Speaker 10: Its new?

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Speaker 7: You know everybody has a work spile he the work

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Speaker 7: wife or work husband. You understand, Yeah, you know. Normally

775
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Speaker 7: workwives and work husbands they go out and have lunch together,

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Speaker 7: you know, and it just disturbs me while we at lunch.

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Speaker 7: When I'm at lunch with my work wife, her her

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Speaker 7: husband will come calling. Every time we are out to lunch.

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Speaker 7: Here he come calling, disturbed? What do you want?

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Speaker 2: Why are you calling every lunch? What is it? You mad?

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna get this train.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm your work wife.

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Speaker 1: You get mad when to call?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What do he want? Ain't you had? Well?

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Speaker 18: Far?

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Speaker 2: Gonna do what you got to do? What you do?

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Speaker 2: What do you want? Counting people? Money? What did you want?

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Speaker 2: You calling? Get these people these home loans and move on.

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Speaker 7: This is work lunch. I think that's what Let's tie

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Speaker 7: level work lunchtime date. I'm sorry, lunchtime date. There you

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Speaker 7: lunchtime date. Let's go catch down, let's cut let's hurry

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Speaker 7: up for car on a divorce.

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Speaker 9: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh speak to Allen.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, this is Alan.

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Speaker 9: Who is this? Hey Alan? Yo, this Derek Man.

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Speaker 14: Check us out.

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Speaker 9: Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's.

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Speaker 17: Husband, right yeah, yeah, maybe something wrong?

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Speaker 9: No no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 16: Work.

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Speaker 9: Just like I said this, Derek Man.

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Speaker 17: I work with your wife, Rachel, right you you you're

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Speaker 17: a supervisor or something. I mean you just this about

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Speaker 17: work something. I mean, she's doing a good job and everything.

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Speaker 17: She ain't back no, no, no, no, everything is straight. Man,

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Speaker 17: Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything is cool with

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Speaker 17: the job. This right here, man, is like what I noticed.

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Speaker 14: Man.

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Speaker 9: And if you know, it just seems like every single day,

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Speaker 9: you know, while she's on her lunch break, it seems like,

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Speaker 9: you know, you would call and and and uh and

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00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 9: then blocked up the whole hour of her lunch break.

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Speaker 9: And actually, you know, just be real, man, I'm just

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Speaker 9: trying to come correct with you. It just seemed like

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Speaker 9: you just cut in on all the time that I

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Speaker 9: have that I had with her.

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Speaker 16: Well.

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Speaker 17: Well, whoa, whoa, whoa ho hold up, hold.

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Speaker 14: Up, hold up, bro, wait you what you doing at

820
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Speaker 14: lunch with my lady?

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Speaker 9: Son? Like I said, you know, we just we're just

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Speaker 9: spending time, you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems

823
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Speaker 9: so rude.

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Speaker 2: You know that rude?

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Speaker 14: Rude you you Okay. First of all, that's my lady, Okay,

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Speaker 14: I can call her whenever the I feel like calling that.

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Speaker 14: That's I pay for them, deil. I bought that iPhone

828
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Speaker 14: five I could get call whenever please.

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Speaker 9: All right.

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Speaker 14: Secondly, you ain't got no business being with a married

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Speaker 14: woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date. Ye're supposed

832
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Speaker 14: to be a work No, we are at work.

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Speaker 9: We call, like I said, we call workers. You know,

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Speaker 9: it just seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting

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Speaker 9: in front of her. You know, we're supposed to be

836
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Speaker 9: having lunch together, she's talking to you the hole.

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Speaker 14: Okay, what's your name?

838
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:02,919
Speaker 16: Game?

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Speaker 14: Name there there there?

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Speaker 9: All right, Derek?

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Speaker 14: You work at the same building up, Okay, you you

842
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 14: will work right now? Huh yeah, I mean yeah, I

843
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,439
Speaker 14: mean at the job, y'all working the same flows. I'm

844
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 14: goin to come and see you. You kings about to

845
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Speaker 14: jump off way way different for you, straight up.

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Speaker 9: Okay, So don't let me ask you something. Man, What

847
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 9: is the big deal? I'm just trying to Okay, you

848
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 9: act like you don't see her, You like you don't

849
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 9: see her when she gets home. You know so, well,

850
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 9: why is it so important that you waste a whole

851
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 9: hour of bloodshime holding.

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Speaker 14: Up a waste I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you

853
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 14: understand that. Why don't you go out there and get

854
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 14: and then you ain't got to worry about sitting up

855
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 14: in front of me. Lady, that's my wife. I walked

856
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 14: down the aisle with that. We got kids, we got

857
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 14: a house, we take caaded. He helped me hold it down.

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00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 14: And this you you you ain't you know? It's like

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00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 14: you if you don't ever want to come in and

860
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 14: do what they got, some always want to come in

861
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 14: and somebody else, wife, And why want you do this?

862
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 14: Take take the advice and see what have have worked

863
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 14: for you. Go to the church, library, grocery store, whatever

864
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,399
Speaker 14: to find your debt and you get you a chick.

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Speaker 14: You get her for a minute, You caught her for

866
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Speaker 14: a minute. You wrote MANU for men. That's what real

867
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Speaker 14: men do. You know what I'm saying. That's what I did.

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Speaker 14: That's how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's

869
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 14: my heart. You're trying to sit up there in front

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Speaker 14: of lunch with us every day for the past year.

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Speaker 14: I'll tell you what, bro, It may not be today,

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00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 14: it may be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see

873
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 14: me me and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation.

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00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 14: It's gonna be a face to face you all.

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Speaker 9: I'm man, I ain't trying to come between y'all and

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00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 9: all I'm done, okay, Like I'm saying, I'm not trying

877
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 9: to come between y'all. I'm just saying, if every day

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00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 9: you call him, man.

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Speaker 14: What do you want? That's life supposed to talk to

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00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,919
Speaker 14: every guy day. That's what a real do. You don't

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00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 14: know that because you are You ain't no real. All

882
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 14: you know about it trying to holler at some street.

883
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 14: You don't know what it ins to put in work

884
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,919
Speaker 14: like a real man do, to actually hold down a home,

885
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 14: pay the bills, everything, the family, the kids, and fixing

886
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 14: the yards and fences. And you don't know nothing about that.

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00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 14: All you know about is you know, roch wife can't

888
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 14: even go to work. But I like you trying to

889
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 14: step in and don't mean no guy, but that's okay.

890
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Speaker 14: Like I promise you I won't be there. You're gonna

891
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 14: see me, and I'm gonna see you.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 14: I'll tell you what this house is gonna go. It

894
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 14: may not be the night, but it's definitely not gonna

895
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 14: go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you gonna see me,

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00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 14: and I'm gonna see you and I.

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Speaker 9: What's your son?

898
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 14: That means I would come see you by tomorrow? Son

899
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 14: me and you Derek. That's your name, right, Dereka?

900
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 2: My name is there?

901
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 9: Yes?

902
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 8: You don't.

903
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 14: I always want to people smiley face in my wife's face.

904
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 14: I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I see it.

905
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 9: He can.

906
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 14: Please believe that. Please believe that. Talk to about a

907
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 14: little friend at lunch and like, how give my up anyway?

908
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 9: I got your number? How to raise your phone? But

909
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 9: that's besides about bunch.

910
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 14: Starma, y'all. Ain't that cool? I don't think. I ain't

911
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 14: never heard of no dance before the day and what

912
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 14: set you're calling me talking about? You was at lunch

913
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 14: every day with wife and you a dog.

914
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 9: It's a friendly lunch date, is what it is.

915
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 14: How you just do friendly? I know about all that.

916
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 14: You ain't fooling me. I know, like you who pray

917
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 14: on married women all the time because they like you.

918
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 14: But that's like I said, it's gonna change fining shoes.

919
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 9: Okay, don here's here's what you don't know. What you

920
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 9: don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing.

921
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 14: Up on the more than me Tommy tom who Tommy Tommy.

922
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 9: Is always pushing up on her? Tommy the one you

923
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 9: need to be worried about.

924
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 14: You have Tommy who who the Tommy any dog dog.

925
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 9: Dog nephew Tommy.

926
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 14: Man, check this out.

927
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 9: This is nephew Tommy from the Steel Hall and Morning Show.

928
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 9: Your wife Rachel got me the prank phone call you. Oh.

929
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 9: I can't believe y'all did this. May Oh.

930
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 14: I could have come down and.

931
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 16: You are man.

932
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 14: Man, I am now well you don't I gonna burn

933
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 14: that building down. You don't even know. I'm like, Pete,

934
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 14: tell me this. This is my prediction. Somebody gonna pick

935
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 14: you up for real. You just you play too much? Man,

936
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 14: y'all trip it?

937
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 9: Oh hey, man, take it out. You got to tell

938
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 9: me this. Man, what is the baddest radio show in

939
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 9: the lane?

940
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 14: Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

941
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 17: Man.

942
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 2: Of course, all your work spouses out there.

943
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 13: Y'all know how I I'm mad because you're at work

944
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 13: with someone else's wife and their husband keeps calling.

945
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 2: You outright, you outright? Time to say when we at work, Yes.

946
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

947
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 13: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And

948
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 13: if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting

949
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 13: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM

950
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 13: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter because guess what

951
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,439
Speaker 13: you hear that this could be your letter.

952
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: You never know we could be reading yours live All.

953
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 11: Right, ladies and doing It's time for the Strawberry Letter

954
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 11: with my good friend, Shirley Strawberry.

955
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: Thank you, Junior, my good friend. Subject he who finds

956
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: a wife. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm in need of advice.

957
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 10: I'm a thirty six year.

958
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 13: Old divorced man and I'm engaged to be married. I'm

959
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 13: a middle school teacher and I have two children by

960
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 13: my first marriage. My wife is also a teacher at

961
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,919
Speaker 13: the same school, and we divorced after.

962
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to say it.

963
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 10: I'm going to say it. This is crazy, right.

964
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 13: We divorced after I caught her cheating on me in

965
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 13: her car with the track coach at our school.

966
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 3: Uhh, what.

967
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 1: After the scandal.

968
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 13: He transferred to a high school and my ex wife

969
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 13: married him. It was hell to have to work with

970
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 13: her after she moved on with the guy that she

971
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 13: cheated on me with. One day, she came into my

972
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 13: classroom and begged me to give her a minute to talk.

973
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 13: Then she started crying and asked for my forgiveness, but

974
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 13: I was not ready to forgive her. She grabbed me

975
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 13: and started kissing on me, and all of the feelings

976
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 13: I had for her came back. We had sex in

977
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 13: the storage closet in my classroom, and I did not

978
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 13: use protection. After the sex, she said she wanted to

979
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 13: get her family back together, and she asked me to

980
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 13: break up with her fiance. With my fiance, I felt

981
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 13: like crap because I never wanted to cheat on my fiance,

982
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 13: and for the next few weeks I avoided my ex

983
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 13: wife and ignored her calls. She popped back up in

984
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 13: my classroom a week ago and I asked her to leave.

985
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 13: She blurted out that she's pregnant and it's my child.

986
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 13: Then she said, we need to get our family back

987
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 13: together for the baby's sake. This woman cheated on me

988
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 13: and broke my heart, and I made a big mistake

989
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 13: by having sex with her. I'm a great father, so

990
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 13: I want to do what's right. I always thought when

991
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 13: a man finds a wife, he finds a good thing.

992
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: But not in this case.

993
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 13: What am I supposed to do now? Please help? Well,

994
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 13: she wants you to leave your fiance, but has she

995
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 13: left her husband? The track coach. All right, you didn't

996
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,879
Speaker 13: mention the timeline here, but this sounds like it kind

997
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 13: of happened really fast. From the time you caught her cheating,

998
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 13: it's been NonStop craziness. At least the coach had sense

999
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 13: enough to move on to another school, and with his

1000
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 13: all the way wrong self, let's just say that all

1001
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 13: the way wrong. The other thing is, I wouldn't believe

1002
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 13: a word, not a word that came out of your

1003
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 13: ex wife's mouth about being pregnant.

1004
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't believe it. Without any receipts, she'd have

1005
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: to show me something.

1006
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 13: She's already proven herself to be a liar and the

1007
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 13: cheater and a very untrustworthy person. She betrayed you, and

1008
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 13: she did it with the teacher at the same school,

1009
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 13: the track coach. Come on, now, she had no regard

1010
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 13: at that time, no respect for you. The kids, none

1011
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 13: of that. When it was going down, you know, the

1012
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 13: only way to find out the truth is to get

1013
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:46,879
Speaker 13: a DNA test. But the thing is your fiance could

1014
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 13: find out about that, and that could create more drama,

1015
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 13: more mess, Not to mention you would hurt her deeply.

1016
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 13: I'm assuming you haven't told her and she knows nothing

1017
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 13: right now. The question is, though, do you still love

1018
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 13: your ex wife and do you want to get back

1019
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 13: together with her?

1020
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: Deep down?

1021
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 13: You haven't said one way or the other. And you

1022
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 13: got to remember now, she cheated way below the belt

1023
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 13: on you and broke up your family, the kids, everything.

1024
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 13: She left you guys, and went with this guy that

1025
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 13: she cheated on you with. The thing is, maybe you

1026
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 13: will be ready to forgive her one day, even if

1027
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 13: it's just for the children's sake, But can you ever

1028
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 13: forget what she did?

1029
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think you're going to

1030
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 1: be able to forget that.

1031
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 13: So I say take some time to make your next move,

1032
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,879
Speaker 13: and make your next move be your best move, because

1033
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 13: you can still be a great father if this truly

1034
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 13: is your baby, even if you and your wife are

1035
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 13: no longer together.

1036
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: She's trifling. You got to put that in there, your

1037
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: trifling ex wife, Steve.

1038
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 8: All right, this letter right here, I don't I wouldn't

1039
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 8: even have to write the letter. If I were you,

1040
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 8: I really wouldn't bro because this is a no brainer

1041
00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 8: for me. You're thirty six, you divorced, and you gage

1042
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 8: to be married. That's all that matters right now. Your

1043
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 8: middle school teacher, you had two children by your first wife.

1044
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 8: Your first wife was a teacher at the same school,

1045
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 8: and you had to get a divorce because you caught

1046
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 8: this help for cheating on you in her car with

1047
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 8: the track coach at our school. I don't know where

1048
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 8: the car was parked, but wherever it was, this track

1049
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 8: coach dumb enough to get in this married woman's car.

1050
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 8: And then after the scandal, he transferred to a high

1051
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 8: school that was to avoid the ass whipping, and my

1052
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 8: ex wife married him. Then you say it was hell

1053
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 8: to have to work with her after she moved on

1054
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 8: with the guys she cheated on with you. That's okay.

1055
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 8: I got these as all the facts. Then one day

1056
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 8: she came your classroom, begged you for a minute to talk.

1057
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 8: You started, she started crying. I ask you for forgiveness,

1058
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 8: but I wasn't ready to forgive it. She grabbed me

1059
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 8: and started kissing on me, and all the feelings I

1060
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 8: had for her came back. We had sex in the

1061
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 8: storage closet in my classroom. I didn't use protection. It

1062
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 8: all happened so quickly, and she's being very aggressive after

1063
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 8: it all happened, and then said she wanted to get

1064
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 8: her family back together and asked me to break up

1065
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 8: with my fiance.

1066
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 2: That ain't happening.

1067
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 8: Please break up with your fiance for what? You forgot

1068
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 8: what this hella did? So what you had sex in

1069
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 8: the clause and she was in there too, and you

1070
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 8: got caught up, So what forget about it? Write it off,

1071
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 8: and now have the lie that you need to produce

1072
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 8: to continue with your life.

1073
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 2: Right after this? Oh there is a lie involved.

1074
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 10: Here, surprise.

1075
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 13: All right, we'll have part too of Steve's response coming

1076
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 13: up at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject finds

1077
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 13: a wife.

1078
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening.

1079
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 13: Morning show, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's

1080
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 13: strawberry letter. The subject is he who finds a wife.

1081
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 8: This letter right here is kind of ridiculous, but I'm

1082
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 8: gonna try to work with this young man. Thirty six

1083
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 8: year old divorced man engaged to be married. He's a

1084
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 8: middle school teacher, got two children by his first marriage,

1085
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 8: and his first wife was a teacher at the same school.

1086
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 8: They got a divorce because he caught her cheating on

1087
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 8: him in her car with the track coach at day school.

1088
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 8: First of all, in the car is low that's a

1089
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 8: low wow. After the scandal, he transferred to a high

1090
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 8: school and my ex wife married him. What and then

1091
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 8: it was hall to have to come to work with

1092
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 8: her after she moved on with the guy that she

1093
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 8: cheated on me with. She got a lot of guts. Man,

1094
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 8: This is a gutsy, low life chick right here. One

1095
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 8: day she came to a classroom and begged me to

1096
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 8: give her a minute talks. She started crying and asked

1097
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 8: me for forgiveness. I was not ready to forget when

1098
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 8: she grabbed me and started kissing on me, and all

1099
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 8: the feelings I had for her cane back. We had

1100
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 8: sex in the storage closet in my classroom. I ain't

1101
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 8: used predection. It happened so quickly. She was being very aggressive.

1102
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 8: After the sex, she said she wanted to get her

1103
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 8: family back together, and she asked me to break up

1104
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 8: with my fiance. Wait, wait a minute, where where this

1105
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 8: come from? Wait a minute, You done came in here.

1106
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 8: You ain't gave us a timeline, but she didne got married.

1107
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 8: She wanted to get her family back together, so she

1108
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 8: comes in here to have sex with her ex husband

1109
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 8: that has a fiance. So obviously both of you all

1110
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 8: had moved on with your life. I felt like crap

1111
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,479
Speaker 8: because I never wanted to cheat on my fiance. Okay, bruh,

1112
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 8: it happened. Spured a moment. Shut your damn mouth.

1113
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 2: Now.

1114
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Speaker 8: For the next few weeks, I avoided my ex wife

1115
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Speaker 8: and ignored her calls. She popped back up in my

1116
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 8: classroom a week ago. I asked her to leave. She

1117
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 8: blurted out that she's pregnant and it's my child. Ignore that,

1118
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 8: Oh okay, ignore that. That's bullcrap. She's pregnant by the coach.

1119
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 8: She's decided that she want her family back because her

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01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 8: and the coach ain't working out. She saw that you

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01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 8: a better man, so now she's devised this scheme to

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01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 8: get you back. She came in there to have sex

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Speaker 8: with you. This was not a she planning this and

1124
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 8: now she comes down, I'm pregnant and it's your child.

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Speaker 2: No it ain't.

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01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 8: Then she said, we need to get our family back

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01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 8: together for the baby's sake.

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Speaker 2: What baby? What baby? And where her husband in all this?

1129
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 2: Like Shirley said, where's her husband? And all this? Do

1130
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 2: he know she went in and had sex with you

1131
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 2: in the closet.

1132
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Speaker 8: But I'm gonna tell you what I think is gonna

1133
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 8: happen right here in a second, Hold on, this woman

1134
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 8: cheated on me, broke my heart. I made a big

1135
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 8: mistake my having sex with her. I'm a great father,

1136
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 8: so I want to do what's right. What the hell

1137
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 8: does being a great father have to do with any

1138
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 8: of this? Any of it talking about we need to

1139
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 8: get back together for the baby's sake. For the baby's sake? Dog,

1140
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 8: First of all, you don't know that she's pregnant. Secondly,

1141
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 8: you don't know if it's your baby. Thirdly, this sounds

1142
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 8: like a scam to me. So now I'm a great

1143
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 8: father that I want to do the right thing. I

1144
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 8: always thought when a man finds a wife, he finds

1145
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 8: a good thing, but not in this case.

1146
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 2: Your good thing could be your second one or your

1147
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 2: third one.

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01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 17: You don't know.

1149
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 2: What am I supposed to do?

1150
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 7: Now?

1151
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 8: Please help? First of all, call her bluff. Don't tell

1152
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,919
Speaker 8: your fiance. Say nothing, it never happened. If she bring

1153
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 8: it up, call her a lie. It never happened. We

1154
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 8: didn't have sex. I don't know what you're talking about.

1155
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 2: See. Let her go into her home and tell this

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01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 2: to the track coach. See that's what see bruh.

1157
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 8: When a person come to lay something on your door

1158
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:08,959
Speaker 8: step in your house, make sure they got that same

1159
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 8: information going back to they dose step at they house.

1160
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 8: Let her go tell track coach, who then transferred married her.

1161
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 8: Let her go in there and tell him I that

1162
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 8: had sex with my ex husband and it's him. But

1163
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 8: you know why she hasn't told the track coach any

1164
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 8: of this because she gotta wait and see on you

1165
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 8: see what your move gonna be.

1166
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 2: See all this is predicated on your reaction.

1167
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 8: If you say, yeah, let's get our family back together,

1168
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 8: then she gonna go in there with track coach and

1169
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 8: tell him she cheated on it.

1170
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 2: But she playing a dangerous game. Don't do this, dog.

1171
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 8: Tell her having sex with you is the biggest mistake.

1172
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 8: I don't believe it's my baby I'm going on with

1173
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 8: my life and you should do the same with yours.

1174
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 8: Tail track coach, I say, what's happening, and if he

1175
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 8: come up in my face, he getting that ass whip

1176
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 8: and he should have gotten in the first place. And

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01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 8: as far as me and you go, that ain't about nothing.

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01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 15: We're done.

1179
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 8: Thanks for the hot shot in the closet, but it's

1180
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 8: over the hot shot, that little hot shot we had

1181
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 8: in the closet. Appreciate you, but that's that was a mistake.

1182
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 8: And my other mistake was thinking you was the wife

1183
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 8: of my dreams. Now you take all this trickery and

1184
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 8: laid it on the doorstep of the track coach. And

1185
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 8: I'm telling you right now I'm not marrying you. I'm

1186
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 8: moving on with my life. Well, I'm gonna tell your

1187
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 8: fiance we had sex.

1188
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 2: No we didn't. Her word against ain't no baby and

1189
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 2: dog and when you had a baby.

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01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 8: Now, paternity tests and it may prove that it's to

1191
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 8: track coaches, and if it proved that it's yours, then

1192
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 8: we'll deal with it then.

1193
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 2: But you don't need her as no wife. She weighed

1194
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 2: too tricky.

1195
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 8: Man and y'all always talking about men wants a Cheatah,

1196
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 8: always a Cheatah?

1197
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 2: Who is this chick?

1198
01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 9: I say?

1199
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 8: Shall talk about men? Always a cheatah wants a Cheatah?

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01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 8: What about this trick?

1201
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 16: Thank you?

1202
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 2: Gun wow oh.

1203
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 13: Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Steve Harvey FM and Instagram

1204
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 13: and Facebook.

1205
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 1: Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast.

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01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 10: On demands you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on,

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01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 10: Steve introduced Jay as he murders an.

1208
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 8: A man who has caused me to lose most celebrity friends,

1209
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 8: murdering the hits Jay Anthony Brown.

1210
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 4: As well, you're not gonna lose any friends today, you not.

1211
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 4: This is a great one.

1212
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 5: I held, all right, Today's it this very very dead

1213
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 5: to me. And I got this from my buddy Steve.

1214
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 5: He said, my wife Wedsday's damn capri pants all the time,

1215
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 5: and he's really sick of it. Could you write a

1216
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 5: song letting some of these ladies know that you just

1217
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 5: you can't wear these pants?

1218
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 2: God damn.

1219
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 4: Check it out.

1220
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,960
Speaker 1: The big girls of sexy, all the meat on the moons.

1221
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 4: Some ouples look.

1222
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:26,320
Speaker 2: Good on you.

1223
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: Some you should leave alone.

1224
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 4: Well, I mean to let you know.

1225
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 5: Girl on steal round or cut someone dressed or tape

1226
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 5: pants look green as long as those pants are longly

1227
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 5: love side of breeze gat no one but you was

1228
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 5: a seed of spressed up below your knees.

1229
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:05,880
Speaker 19: They looked at her, not in the onlyes. Those pends

1230
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 19: don't have set some people, but hey, that's his.

1231
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 16: You will to learn.

1232
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 5: Let's six times a week subdue me a favorite girl

1233
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 5: who's burning capries.

1234
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 19: They look at them to let the young game you please.

1235
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 1: Those pends don't have the longest pendy.

1236
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 5: That's a singing tumprie.

1237
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 2: You will.

1238
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 4: That's Mary say and Hannah.

1239
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 2: That's six times a right to me.

1240
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 4: You've got it, You've got it.

1241
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 5: You've gotta step Wendles Capri says, to please, they're wearing

1242
01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,520
Speaker 5: No one came.

1243
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 10: Hey, you really were a singer and you're.

1244
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 15: He did that way much, I say famely. You didn't

1245
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 15: lose any friends on that. You didn't lose any friends

1246
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 15: on that one.

1247
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:31,120
Speaker 10: Next week, you're listening morning show.

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01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 13: In today's office topic. Uh, here's a question. Have you

1249
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 13: ever been told just be yourself? Just be yourself and

1250
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 13: you'll be fine and it ended up being horrible advice

1251
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,919
Speaker 13: for you. Maybe it was on a first date. Maybe

1252
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 13: you were told to be yourself on your first day.

1253
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 1: Of a new job.

1254
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 13: So, Steve, I gotta ask you, are there situations that

1255
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 13: you should avoid just being yourself? When you were comfortable

1256
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 13: enough to just be yourself in your relationship? Or were

1257
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:03,400
Speaker 13: you comfortable enough to be just being in your relationship?

1258
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:07,600
Speaker 8: My first, uh, first gig on the radio in La

1259
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 8: with you the dude that gave me job to man,

1260
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:18,479
Speaker 8: just be yourself. Three days later they surely said, we

1261
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 8: have enough us in here being his stuff. We need

1262
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 8: to get a radio person in here to control some

1263
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 8: of it. We need surely get internet. When you need

1264
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,599
Speaker 8: to do a time Doug, I didn't do time check.

1265
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 8: I never announced what station you're listening to. If you

1266
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 8: hear my voice, ain't you listening to the station? Whereas

1267
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 8: I got to come in and say this, paut So

1268
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:47,559
Speaker 8: you have to say the call letters to let them know. Boy,

1269
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 8: how you hearing me say the call letters? If your station.

1270
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 2: Ain't on this.

1271
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 1: Start, its logical to you.

1272
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 2: But just check and then and then and then.

1273
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 8: In La the traffic, I didn't understand that it's rush hour,

1274
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:05,840
Speaker 8: the four five.

1275
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 1: It's packed every damn date, every time.

1276
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,800
Speaker 8: At two days time, Hey, we have to go to

1277
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 8: a commercial at eighteen after But I'm talking though.

1278
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:22,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, they put Shirley Strawberry on the radio.

1279
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:25,720
Speaker 8: And when I first met Shirley, I thought she was attractive,

1280
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 8: but I didn't care for her because I said, you know,

1281
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 8: like me, just tell me what to do.

1282
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, he didn't like me because he had nothing to

1283
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,679
Speaker 13: do with my hiring. They it's exactly true what he's saying.

1284
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 2: No, they just put her in that. They ain't asked

1285
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,760
Speaker 2: me nothing. I looked at him.

1286
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 1: He asked me ya for a while to come in

1287
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 1: to listen to the show, to listen.

1288
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:52,400
Speaker 7: He actually had no control over you, sir. Let's let's

1289
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 7: let's just call it what it is, sir. He had

1290
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 7: no control over you. You were hired by somebody else.

1291
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 7: He had nothing to do with your high.

1292
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 2: You know, I love it. I love it.

1293
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,200
Speaker 10: Radio radio show.

1294
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: I said, what are you doing?

1295
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:12,120
Speaker 2: So I said, baby girl, baby girl, stop saying all

1296
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 2: that I'm talking. She said, we have to go to

1297
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 2: break right now.

1298
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: I'm doing And you know what the sad party is.

1299
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 1: Not much has changed here.

1300
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:31,200
Speaker 8: We are well now works some time now because I

1301
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 8: still what sponsorship.

1302
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah I didn't get you fought it.

1303
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:43,760
Speaker 12: Yeah, you still want to you just say almost another job?

1304
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:51,760
Speaker 8: I really, you know, I lied to get all my

1305
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:55,559
Speaker 8: other jobs before I got into show business. If I'd

1306
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 8: told the truth, i'd never got hirt. I couldn't beat myself.

1307
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:03,280
Speaker 8: Y'all wouldn't have me. I got criminal record, a criminal background.

1308
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,960
Speaker 8: I've been to court. I don't know how many times

1309
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 8: I'm on probation. Ain't nobody fit hand me?

1310
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 2: So I lied.

1311
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 8: I lied on all my applications. I tried to get

1312
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:17,280
Speaker 8: a job one time at a jewelry store.

1313
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 2: The question was what kind of jewis store? Though? What

1314
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 2: were we talking about at, like a jewelry store in

1315
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 2: the mall South? Yeah, something like.

1316
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 8: It was a little little jewelry store. I just saw

1317
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,800
Speaker 8: some watches. I like, Now I'm living going in here

1318
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:36,639
Speaker 8: and try to work here. And the guy was sitting

1319
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 8: at the interview he said, have you ever stolen anything before?

1320
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 8: I said, like what, yeah, but I would you know,

1321
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,040
Speaker 8: have you ever stolen that? Like like what like you

1322
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:51,320
Speaker 8: talk tato chips or something like that. I'm admit to that,

1323
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,400
Speaker 8: but that like, have I stole jewelry?

1324
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:57,400
Speaker 2: No, not yet. That's that's why. So I was just

1325
01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:58,040
Speaker 2: went with it.

1326
01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 8: Now, Like what he said anything. He said, When I

1327
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,280
Speaker 8: was little, I used to steal potato chips and stuff.

1328
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,679
Speaker 1: Oh okay, as you get the job.

1329
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, he said.

1330
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:12,800
Speaker 13: Here, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Robby

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Speaker 13: Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after.

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Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Hary Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: It's a fact that some people just get on your

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Speaker 1: last nerve no matter what.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 13: The website Bold has listed a few ways to effectively

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Speaker 13: deal with people.

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Speaker 10: All right, so, Steve, you are.

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Speaker 13: A self proclaimed difficult, difficult person. Difficult person. You say

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Speaker 13: that's what you are. You were voted that in high school.

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Speaker 2: I say it too. Yeah, he's a difficult person here.

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Speaker 13: So let's see if this is there you go being difficult.

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01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 13: We're going to see if these will help us deal

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Speaker 13: us deal with you better. First, it says to take

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01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 13: a deep breath to everyone, take a deep breath, let

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Speaker 13: it out. Then find a common ground to create a bond.

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Speaker 13: We can use humor if it's appropriate, and that should

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Speaker 13: work bode well because you're you're a comedian, or just

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Speaker 13: walk away, just walk away.

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Speaker 1: We can't walk away on the show, though, so so Tommy, Carla,

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Speaker 1: you think any of these will work?

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01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:30,040
Speaker 13: With our most difficult person taking a deep breath, walking away,

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01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,320
Speaker 13: try to find common ground and create a bond.

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Speaker 1: You think, so, guys, they forgot praying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so what else?

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Speaker 8: All these deep breaths and all these deep breaths and

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Speaker 8: make sure you have a mint whatever.

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Speaker 2: Ain't none of that? You give it up.

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Speaker 1: It's just not gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: It's who he is.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll have more of the sea, More of

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Speaker 1: the Sea.

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Speaker 13: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after

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Speaker 13: we will play around would you rather?

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Speaker 2: Right after this?

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Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning Show?

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Speaker 13: All right, guys, here we are. It's time for today's

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Speaker 13: round of would you rather? Here we go would you

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Speaker 13: rather have a partner who is beautiful but has an

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Speaker 13: ugly ugly personality?

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Speaker 1: Or would you have a rather have a partner who's.

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Speaker 13: Just plain Jane, plain Jane, and has just a combatible personality.

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Speaker 13: Everyone loves them, They get along with everyone, Plain Jane,

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Speaker 13: plain Jane with a great personality.

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Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I've been.

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Speaker 12: So attitude would make you up anyway?

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Speaker 2: Really ex help put some new realms on it. I've

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Speaker 2: had half of each one of them.

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Speaker 1: So what does that mean?

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Speaker 8: Well, I've had all the compensations are you going to

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Speaker 8: I've had plain j the glass too, really that boy,

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Speaker 8: and the nerve of you, how you think LA take

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Speaker 8: this mess? But but I'm gonna tell you what Marjorie

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Speaker 8: to me, this suggests, my opinion, is really really attractive

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Speaker 8: to me. And she has the best personality of any

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Speaker 8: person I've ever met. Marjorie is the closest thing to

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Speaker 8: my mother I've ever met in my life. She is that.

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Speaker 8: Marjorie is a sweetheart of a person man, And I

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Speaker 8: really I had to learn how to live with her,

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Speaker 8: how not to blow out her candle because she's so

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Speaker 8: bubbly so much of the time. You know, sometimes I'll

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Speaker 8: be going, hey, hey, hold up a little bit what

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Speaker 8: you want on? So hey, man, stop blowing candles out. Boy,

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Speaker 8: don't be stupid. Boy used to live in the remember.

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Speaker 1: That's a great thing to say.

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Speaker 8: All right, I couldn't see nothing, just bats going back.

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Speaker 8: You ever had a back flap by your mouth? And damn,

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Speaker 8: that's what That's what it felt like.

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Speaker 10: I guess you're are you saying your lips? What are

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Speaker 10: you saying?

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Speaker 1: That's all right?

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Speaker 13: Would you would you rather eat a piece of food

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Speaker 13: that was really healthy for you but tasted like garbage.

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather eat something that tasted great and

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01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,679
Speaker 1: that was just superrible for you it made you sick?

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Speaker 4: All of that made you.

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Speaker 1: Rather something.

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Speaker 8: I ain't healthy food that's trifling all the time, they

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Speaker 8: didn't work for day.

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Speaker 2: Rather eat it all. I don't know what bluten is

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Speaker 2: all gluten free food. Need to put the gluten right

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Speaker 2: back in it.

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Speaker 13: Forty nine minutes after the hour, it's our last break

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Speaker 13: of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from

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Speaker 13: the one and only Steve Harvey right after this break.

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Speaker 1: You're listening.

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Speaker 10: Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, we are back. This is our last break

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Speaker 1: of the day.

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Speaker 3: Steve.

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Speaker 1: We're ready for your closing remarks.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy today.

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Speaker 8: I want to give you all something that came to me. Uh,

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01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,920
Speaker 8: it came to me this morning. I was been in

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Speaker 8: really over the weekend. I was doing a lot of

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Speaker 8: prayer for meditating over the weekend, you know, just trying

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Speaker 8: to recenter myself. You know, sometimes I get a little off,

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Speaker 8: you know, I see myself sliding off course. I'm forgetting

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Speaker 8: to be grateful as I should. I start working on

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Speaker 8: some things that I want to happen.

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Speaker 2: So badly.

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Speaker 8: I keep pouring a lot of time into it. I keep,

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Speaker 8: you know, reviewing my plans and goals, and sometimes you know,

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Speaker 8: your second guest stuff, and sometimes you spend a lot

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01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,599
Speaker 8: of time just scratching your head trying to figure out

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Speaker 8: your next move. I'm sure everybody can relate to that.

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Speaker 8: How you sit up in here, man, and some of

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01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:31,960
Speaker 8: your best laid plans seem to be going awrye and

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01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:35,840
Speaker 8: you just can't figure it out. I was sitting up

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Speaker 8: and somebody sent me this this morning, and then it's

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Speaker 8: entitled Release, and as I read it, I just want

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Speaker 8: to share with you the thoughts that I was having

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01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:51,000
Speaker 8: when I was reading this thing called Release, and it says,

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Speaker 8: Heavenly Father, I released to you the burdens that I

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Speaker 8: have been carrying, burdens that you never intended for me.

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Speaker 8: Took care you know what I've read that it meant

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Speaker 8: something to me because a lot of the stuff that's

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Speaker 8: on us that we can around, who ain't even intend

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Speaker 8: for us to can around, We just canned around because

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Speaker 8: we done took it upon ourself to worry about it.

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01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:18,360
Speaker 8: We done took it upon ourself that this is now

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Speaker 8: this arbatross around our neck when God really didn't intend

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01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:26,759
Speaker 8: for that. You know, other people's problems really ain't your problems.

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Speaker 8: They can bring it to you, but that don't mean

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Speaker 8: it's yours. So you end up carrying around stuff that

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01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,920
Speaker 8: God never intended for you to carry. You know, like

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01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,720
Speaker 8: you hear your grandmama used to say, don't let other

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01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,720
Speaker 8: people put they trash in your trash can, cause you

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01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:47,400
Speaker 8: need all that room for your trash, But now you

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Speaker 8: car around somebody else's. Then it goes on to say,

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Speaker 8: I cast all my cares upon you, all my worries,

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Speaker 8: all my fears. You have told me to not be

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01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:04,519
Speaker 8: anxio about anything, but rather to bring everything to you

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Speaker 8: in prayer with thankfulness. Man, I had forgotten about that,

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01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,880
Speaker 8: and when I read that, it reminded me that I

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01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:15,840
Speaker 8: shouldn't be anxious about these deals. I'm working on my

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Speaker 8: next move, what I need to get done. Why am

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01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,280
Speaker 8: I tripping about that? I don't know how it's gonna

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01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:25,360
Speaker 8: turn out anyway. I'm anxious about something that I actually

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Speaker 8: have no control over. So I just said to me, Steve,

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Speaker 8: just turn this over to who got all this in control,

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Speaker 8: and let him have it, and be grateful for what

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Speaker 8: you have, And then it says, Father, calm my relentless spirit,

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Speaker 8: quiet my anxious heart, steal my troubling thoughts, with the

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Speaker 8: assurance that you are in control.

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Speaker 2: Man Ain't that cool?

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Speaker 8: When you turn some over to God and all of

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Speaker 8: a sudden you have a calmness, a quiet and a

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01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:55,840
Speaker 8: stillness because you ain't got.

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Speaker 2: To worry about it no more.

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Speaker 8: Then it says, I let go of my grip upon

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Speaker 8: the things that have been I've been hanging on to

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Speaker 8: with open hands. I come to you, I release to

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Speaker 8: you and will all that I am trying to manipulate.

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Speaker 8: I release to you all that I'm trying to manipulate.

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Speaker 8: So if you let go of stuff, if you let

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01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:21,840
Speaker 8: go of a lot of stuff that you're hanging on to, y'all,

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01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:24,600
Speaker 8: you can go to God with open hands. If you

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Speaker 8: go to God with open hands, he got something to

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01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:29,600
Speaker 8: feel now. But if you hanging on and got a

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01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,960
Speaker 8: death grip on a whole bunch of stuff that you

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01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:34,560
Speaker 8: can't do nothing about it, and it's really meaningless, you

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01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,800
Speaker 8: ain't got room to receive what He got for you.

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Speaker 8: So I release to you all that I am trying

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Speaker 8: to manipulate. I release to you your authority. All that

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Speaker 8: I am trying to control, I release to your timing

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Speaker 8: all that I have been striving to make happen. Everything

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01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,840
Speaker 8: I've been trying to make happen. I'm gonna let you

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Speaker 8: make it happen. Everything I've been wanting to happen at

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Speaker 8: a certain time. I'm gonna let that happen in your time.

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01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:04,479
Speaker 8: You do it in your time, when it's your will.

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Speaker 8: For me, it's called release. Just let it go, man,

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01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:12,000
Speaker 8: because you tripping about stuff you really can't control. That's

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01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:15,439
Speaker 8: an amazing thing. Then it says, I thank you for

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01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:19,280
Speaker 8: your promise to sustain me, because that's his promise to

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01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:23,519
Speaker 8: sustain you, preserve me and God all that I have

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01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:26,920
Speaker 8: entrusted to your keeping. So now when you turn it

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01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,360
Speaker 8: over to God and you let him have it, and

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01:22:29,479 --> 01:22:31,600
Speaker 8: you release this grip on this stuff that you have

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01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,439
Speaker 8: no control over, and you ask for his calmness and

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01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 8: your quiet and you release everything to him, guess what,

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01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:42,479
Speaker 8: now you can just trust that you don't put it

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01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 8: in the right hands. You got it in the best hand,

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01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:49,000
Speaker 8: so he gonna protect that. Now he watching over it

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01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:51,360
Speaker 8: instead of you watching over it. Now, who would you

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01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:55,560
Speaker 8: rather have watching over something you or God, protect my

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01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:59,040
Speaker 8: heart and mind with your peace, the peace that passes

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Speaker 8: all under standing.

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Speaker 2: Father, May your will be done in my life. That

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Speaker 2: was powerful to.

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Speaker 8: Me, man, And I read that this morning and I said, Wow,

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna share that with everybody, because that really helped

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Speaker 8: me today. Man, that it allowed me to let go

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Speaker 8: of something, to let go of stuff that I've been

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01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:26,000
Speaker 8: hanging on to trying to make stuff happen. When so

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01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,920
Speaker 8: much stuff that's out of my control. If you just

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01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:31,640
Speaker 8: let it go, turn it over to God and be

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01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:36,200
Speaker 8: all right with it, because he been having you. Why

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01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:39,360
Speaker 8: would he not have this? But we grab ourselves and

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01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,639
Speaker 8: we want to be a part of it so much

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01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:46,240
Speaker 8: that we end up getting in the way. So I

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01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:49,320
Speaker 8: asked that his will be done in my life, in

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01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:53,000
Speaker 8: your time and in your way, however he want to

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01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:54,599
Speaker 8: do it, and whenever he want to do it, I'm

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01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:58,720
Speaker 8: cool with that. Stop being anxious for everything, y'all, step back,

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01:23:58,880 --> 01:23:59,680
Speaker 8: Turn it over to God.

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Speaker 2: Let him do what he'd do. Talk to God. He'd

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Speaker 2: love to hear from you.

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