1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: Celebrity Book Club. Who's that knocking at the door. It's 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,240 Speaker 1: all your friends, you filthy horse. Your husband's gone and 3 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: you've got books and a bottle of wine to kill. 4 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 1: It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoir's martinis. 5 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:26,440 Speaker 1: Clebrity Book Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity 6 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: book Club, tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. 7 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 1: No boys are alloud. Celebrity book say it loud and poud. 8 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: Celebrity book Club. Buzz man, I brought the queer foe. Hello, sergeant, 9 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,879 Speaker 1: best friend, our colonel best friend reporting for duty, Sir, 10 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 1: drop all your backs right now, sir, give me ten books. Sorry? 11 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 1: Did you want the books perfect bound or saddlestitch? Sir? Saddlestitch? 12 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: Please stitching now, sir? Oh yeah, I love this stitching. 13 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: It's really um not turning me on at all, because 14 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: army is not an erotic place. I don't get turned 15 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: on when I'm in service personally, when I toured. Um, Hey, 16 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 1: what's up, Stephen, Hey, what's up my fellow American, My 17 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:18,039 Speaker 1: fellow goddamn American, my patriotic friends. I'm doing really well. 18 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: I'll get into We'll talk about America a lot this episode, 19 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: but I just want to check in and see how 20 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: you're doing after a crazy weekend. Yeah, I know, we 21 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,639 Speaker 1: were both at you got another wedding because shoulder season 22 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 1: is the new wedding season. I'm noticing, well, I think 23 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 1: people are maybe now realizing that, like summer weddings are like, yeah, 24 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 1: I like this idea of the summer wedding. I mean Greta, 25 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,919 Speaker 1: let's say it. No, I'm making Greta and summer wedding 26 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: season still, he called it. Not to Bratt. We went 27 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: to another wedding this weekend, So that makes two weddings 28 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: for us this year. This month really after a drought 29 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: where I felt like I was getting into no weddings 30 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: and I like a capital L loser. Yeah, And it's 31 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: like sucks to just like see everyone having so much 32 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: fun in traveling and getting waste izzo, and then you're like, 33 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: where are my friends and why aren't they straight? And 34 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: why aren't they getting married? Oh wait, I do have 35 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: straight friends and they aren't getting married. But I did. Yeah, 36 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: So that was a super fun wedding and I was 37 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,239 Speaker 1: totally hungover all day and I did watch a lot 38 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 1: of the new Netflix or drink Masters, which we need 39 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: to get into. We'll talk about it on because I 40 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 1: also was totally hungo. Yeah, I'll admit it. I was 41 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: hungover on Sunday and I watched Drink Masters. But also 42 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: I'm still like homesick for Ireland. So I finished Dairy 43 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,679 Speaker 1: Girls ocause there's a new season. I need to watch that. Yes, 44 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: it's so um. And then this week we read before um, 45 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: I guess we even announced it. I'll say one of 46 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: us got a copy sent by the publisher, one of 47 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 1: us didn't, one of us did it. We are talking 48 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 1: about none other than Trailblazer, international spy hacktivist, former Army private, 49 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: former intelligence analysts for the United States military, former Starbucks 50 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: employee DJ rent DJ, who did go ahead and league 51 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of classified documents from the US military 52 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: to wiki leaks, altering the course of off history. Her 53 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: straight like the crazy bit she is, and little and standard. 54 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: Oh by the way, she's a trans icon. Also yeah, 55 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: bow down. Of course, we're talking about Chelsea Manning. Her 56 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: Chelsea Manning read me dot text txt. It's a little 57 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: play on files, files and hacking and open source data 58 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: can I ask, was that legible to you when you 59 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: saw the book and you saw the remat And again 60 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: I know you don't you actually didn't see the book, 61 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: but well, I've seen the book in bookstores. I also 62 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: I want to thank for our strossing ero FSG as 63 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,839 Speaker 1: we in the business called them, for sending me this book. 64 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: I know I'm on their last and they know that 65 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: I'm kind of a book flu incerta, and so they 66 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: want to just send me like cool books that come out. 67 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: And I appreciate that and they are seeing and they 68 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: are heart That is so awesome for you and your 69 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 1: guys's relationship, because I have relationships with other publishers and 70 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: that I actually can't name because it's class of information. 71 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 1: And I guess I'm more just want to say to 72 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 1: Chelsea and to our listeners out there, I'm ashamed of 73 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:36,239 Speaker 1: myself because I bought this book just via Amazon to Kendall, 74 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: which is so not Chelsea. And I was like a 75 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: shamed that I didn't like torrent it. Yeah, I would 76 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,159 Speaker 1: have been cooler to download information for fucking free off 77 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: of j store or some like or like hack j 78 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,280 Speaker 1: store or whatever to get the files right, Okay, and sidebar, 79 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: we need to leak this episode at midnight at mid leaks. 80 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: I'm sending this massage like the minute before it comes out. Well, 81 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: first send it to him Anderson right that she could 82 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 1: bring it with her hanging out of the equadoran embassy. Okay, 83 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: so let's get into this insane book. I feel like 84 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,359 Speaker 1: I knew it was gonna be insane, but I honestly 85 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 1: it was more fab than I thought. She is that bitch, Like, yeah, 86 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 1: I'm just like that obviously, like bea she's the only 87 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 1: bitch in history, Like she's the only one who did. 88 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 1: Like there's literally there's a tiny handful of other people 89 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: who are in her category. And honey, they're all men. 90 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: They are certainly not like fabulous trans women John Adams 91 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: as she mentions, oh yeah, that's a Leekuard will get 92 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: to that. Yeah, it's like three other guys. But like, no, 93 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: like fab techno, nerdy Oklahoma City trans girl is out 94 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:53,840 Speaker 1: there like not being anti war, actually yeah, just being 95 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 1: pro transparency. And I will get to that. But I 96 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 1: actually came away with this book was a new found 97 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 1: respect for her because I feel like she is aunt 98 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: like a limelight seeking like she makes Greta. She makes 99 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 1: Greta Tuneberg look like Megan Marko, like and I'll be 100 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: the first to say that Megan Merkle look like Gigi Hadid. Yeah, no, 101 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 1: for sure, Okay, And it's just like I don't know 102 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 1: why I didn't think it wasn't also just gonna be 103 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: like this full crazy like Hacker movie, and like everything 104 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: is like passwords are loading, but it's also so like 105 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: two thousands and she's constantly burning data onto blank d 106 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: bring them Taylor Swift, so that I mean that was 107 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: like I did know that, but I was just like 108 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: just to have it like be so situated on nine 109 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: where like the Wi Fi's bat the book starts out, 110 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 1: she's at in a Bartons and Nobles and Greater using 111 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: the free wi fi to upload literally like six hundred 112 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: thousand documents like like State Department cables and like files 113 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,479 Speaker 1: from the US military about the warn Iraq to wiki leaks, 114 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: and she's just like, uh, the Wi Fi Barnes's so slow, 115 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: and it's like, wait, actually been there, And this is 116 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: what's so gay about her, because it's like our people 117 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: are always in a Barnes and Noble, Like I'm in 118 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,280 Speaker 1: a Barnes and Noble every week having to take a 119 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: crazy dump and mean, like, why isn't the Wi fi work? No, 120 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 1: Barns and Noble is so gay. It's like the last 121 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: kind of like alt gay space because you can be 122 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 1: ye a teen with purple hair. So there's like not 123 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 1: places really anymore where you can hang out for free. Yeah, 124 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: I mean the actual lack of public space within capitalist society. Um. 125 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,160 Speaker 1: And she also did work at Starbucks, which is also 126 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:46,120 Speaker 1: literally so gay, right, it was just so purple hair 127 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: Union Starbucks, you in queerdom. So basically, if this book 128 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: starts out like she's home like from a tour and 129 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: is living with her aunt, who's like the only person 130 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 1: that like family members besides her sister really supported her. 131 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: Like Classic Memoir had like such a depressing childhood where 132 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 1: her Welsh mother was like such a crazy alcoholic and 133 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 1: like having strokes. Her childhood is so like august Osage County. 134 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: So she's growing up in Oklahoma and the dad is 135 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,240 Speaker 1: an insane alcoholic and the mom's like an even more 136 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 1: insane alcoholic. The fact that the mom is Welsh is 137 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: really random, fat is rant, and they met because so 138 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 1: very part French. Her dad was in the Navy, which 139 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,360 Speaker 1: influences basically the whole reason she goes into the army. Yeah, 140 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 1: so he was like overseas doing stuff. They met like 141 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: at a bar or whatever. We're like, damn, you're hot. 142 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: That ended up being much more of a prison where 143 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: they were just like imprisoned by their choice of being 144 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 1: twenty and we're both crazy alcoholics. And then got divorced 145 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 1: and then the dad was always eating Chelsea the Yeah, 146 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 1: the dad's an asshole. Then he like has this new 147 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: step monster who's like such an instant step monster, and 148 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 1: they're like having crazy fights and it's so domestic, just 149 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: like the step mom is calling the police like on 150 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:19,839 Speaker 1: Chelsea for like making a sandwich after eight pm. Yeah, 151 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,719 Speaker 1: that part was really cookie. Did you see the part 152 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 1: quickly though, where she's like, my sister did get married 153 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 1: and a lavish reception at the Tropicana in Las Vegas. Yes, 154 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:34,719 Speaker 1: it's always like this where you're like, oh, yeah, like 155 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: our childhood was so bad, But then you're like, I 156 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,520 Speaker 1: won't stay with my dad, like before going to my 157 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: sister's wedding. It's the trauma Canna. My sister was married 158 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:44,120 Speaker 1: on New Year's Day two thousand and five to a 159 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: law student in an elaborate ceremony The tropic at a 160 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 1: casino in Las Vegas. My father, and I'm kind of like, way, babe, 161 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:54,960 Speaker 1: can we go back to about the Tropicana wedding. It's 162 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: not like she doesn't go into so much detail about stuff, um, 163 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 1: but the sister is always really supportive and like basically 164 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, like our parents are evil and like 165 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 1: that sucks. So the dad also, though taught Chelsea had 166 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:13,080 Speaker 1: a code which starts this kind of like the let 167 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:17,720 Speaker 1: me impress my father. Yeah, no, I mean tortured her 168 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: journey of like being this gay guy who obviously is 169 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 1: not is like not accepted by his parents and like that. 170 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,559 Speaker 1: The dad being just like you know, your classic like 171 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:38,000 Speaker 1: Oklahoma Military, like angry father, You're a fagot like to 172 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 1: then like push her to becoming like this crazy like 173 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:47,199 Speaker 1: runaway twink, like occasionally turning tricks like sleeping with guys, 174 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,960 Speaker 1: like trying to figure out life, then like becoming a hacker. 175 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:54,800 Speaker 1: And then it's like primed her to be so like 176 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,400 Speaker 1: a like pro authority and like respect like patriotism in 177 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,559 Speaker 1: the concept of like America and like but also being 178 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,360 Speaker 1: incredibly anti authority and like I'm a hacker and I 179 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,439 Speaker 1: will see injustice and then like ultimately I'm going to 180 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:13,360 Speaker 1: transition while I am exposing the entire US government and 181 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:17,079 Speaker 1: like do those two things kind of simultaneously as like 182 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,839 Speaker 1: the ultimate kind of fuck you to the patriarchy, right, 183 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,839 Speaker 1: And I think a lot of like people really like 184 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:26,160 Speaker 1: wanted her to like be a little more in this 185 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:31,599 Speaker 1: like box of like classic like most like leftist, but 186 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,199 Speaker 1: she's not your normal. She's like literally not she's just 187 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,000 Speaker 1: being so like no. And everyone was saying I was 188 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,319 Speaker 1: so peace and I'm like not peace, and like she 189 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: is this just like I don't. Her whole thing was 190 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:44,920 Speaker 1: like I don't want like civilians to die, but like 191 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,640 Speaker 1: I'm not here just being like peace because I did 192 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 1: like ultimately when she'd just being like, you know what, 193 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,839 Speaker 1: I'm actually just about transparency and that's my thing and 194 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,760 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be such an activist even though 195 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,439 Speaker 1: obviously she is. Okay, wait, but backing up for a second. 196 00:11:55,920 --> 00:12:00,360 Speaker 1: The bar, the bar in Oklahoma, the gay bar. There 197 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: was a bar called um what there was the one 198 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,719 Speaker 1: outside the Fort in Upstate, New York. Yes, that was 199 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 1: called and that was that was called clueless. Oh yeah, 200 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:14,559 Speaker 1: clueless and that was for like all gay military. Yeah, 201 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,560 Speaker 1: and everyone was just like don't ask, do not talk, 202 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 1: don't tell. And she was like, I actually didn't like 203 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:24,000 Speaker 1: going there because okay, everyone then who had to but 204 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,319 Speaker 1: hold up to this part. Okay, go back to Oklahoma. 205 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 1: I started going to the gay clubs down in the 206 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,319 Speaker 1: thirty ninth Street district. Two out of the three spots 207 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,880 Speaker 1: were twenty one and over, but at the third there 208 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,959 Speaker 1: was an eighteen and up non alcoholic lounge connected to 209 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:41,199 Speaker 1: the actual bar by a breezeway. So there's literally a 210 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,599 Speaker 1: lounge full of twinks connected to the bar and you 211 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:47,319 Speaker 1: can be like a literal creepy older guy walk through 212 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 1: it bleezeway and just grab a twink and gool non 213 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 1: alcoholic like via breezeway twin clounge. It's so crazy to 214 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,559 Speaker 1: me that like New York is all was being like 215 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,040 Speaker 1: our lesbian's bars or dyeing or whatever, or like you 216 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,079 Speaker 1: go to some town there's no gay bars, but yet 217 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 1: Oklahoma City had like this entire block of bars, including 218 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:14,439 Speaker 1: a non alcoholic eighteen plus lounge. After she gets like 219 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:16,679 Speaker 1: kicked out by like I feel like she just like 220 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,520 Speaker 1: moves in with her sister and then like leaves and 221 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 1: is like I just have to get out of here, 222 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,400 Speaker 1: and drives to Chicago. And then it is just like 223 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 1: Chicago was so amazing, and it's like describing Boys Town too, 224 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,960 Speaker 1: and it's just like there's a street it's called North Halstead, Yeah, 225 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:36,200 Speaker 1: and it's filled with amazing clubs and like I could 226 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: finally like be myself. But then like she was homeless 227 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,559 Speaker 1: and was like kind of turning tricks. Yeah, Boys Town's 228 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,640 Speaker 1: a wild place and it can like eat you up 229 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: and spit you out. It's happened to me. Yeah, you 230 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: were turning a lot of tricks outside steamworks. Just like 231 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,160 Speaker 1: to describe her style. So first of all, she's like 232 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,760 Speaker 1: so again, she's like this, Like at this point, she's 233 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,920 Speaker 1: like very drag in his fag. It now that I 234 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,640 Speaker 1: didn't have to wear a school uniform, I was experiment 235 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 1: with how I presented myself to the world, pushing boundaries. 236 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 1: I favorite a full on emo goth look eye landing 237 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 1: with black hoodies and dyed black hair, Chucks or Doc Martins. 238 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 1: Then it's like she's dating this guy who is random 239 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: when they go to Olive Garden and they like hold 240 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: hands in line for McDonald's. We even kissed a little 241 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 1: bit while waiting in line under the orange street lights. 242 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 1: That was a risky, even scary move in Oklahoma in 243 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,720 Speaker 1: two thousand and five, Despite the thrill of a new 244 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,720 Speaker 1: social life, I got depressed. I turned up the volume 245 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,120 Speaker 1: on my tiny iPod Nano as high as it would go, 246 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,880 Speaker 1: listening to electronic music, trying to drown out the rest 247 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:40,760 Speaker 1: of the world. I know it's always okay. Can I 248 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:45,160 Speaker 1: have this other music quote here where it's like this 249 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 1: is a little bit later, but like her music taste 250 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,520 Speaker 1: of just being like so electronica and like always on 251 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 1: like a discman or nano. And this is back to 252 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,160 Speaker 1: the beginning of the book, when she's at Starbucks uploading 253 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 1: all these documents. Sitting at a chair in the bookstore cafe. 254 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 1: I drank a triple Grande mocha, zoned out, listening to 255 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,800 Speaker 1: electronic music Massive Attack Prodigy to weigh out the uploads. 256 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 1: It's just like one story triple Grande Mocha, like I'm sorry, 257 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: just like absolute getting the triple espresso, but like make 258 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 1: it chocolate in these ducks. And it's also very like Prodigy. 259 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 1: It's like very Matrix soundtrack. Obviously the Matrix was like 260 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 1: incredibly I think formative for her, and like the Matrix 261 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 1: is very much like a metaphor transtic film like in 262 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:40,040 Speaker 1: many ways, like even like now, like it's obviously more 263 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: obvious given the fact that the Witch how Ski is transitioned. 264 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,600 Speaker 1: But right, but I feel like it's an autostraddle article 265 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 1: always just like yeah, twenty amazing trans things about the 266 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 1: Matrix exactly, it just being like it actually is also 267 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:57,400 Speaker 1: a transmanta for anyway. Yeah, um so that was so 268 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 1: then it's just like so it's becomes this thing where 269 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 1: it's like we'll challenge be a hacker and not just 270 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 1: be like basically be Lizabeth Salander and be the role 271 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:09,320 Speaker 1: with tracking tattoo and just be like leather jacket codes. 272 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,120 Speaker 1: I know. It's kind of like it's almost like you're like, 273 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,920 Speaker 1: thank god, we do have this amazing hacker, but you're 274 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 1: like that stereotype didn't come from nowhere, you know what 275 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 1: I mean. It's just like you literally are actually like 276 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 1: Chuck Taylor's leather jacket prodigy. Yeah. I would say I 277 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,760 Speaker 1: relate with Chelsea of you know, kind of like playing 278 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,240 Speaker 1: with gender and clothes. But and I remember like watching 279 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: movies about hackers. But just like for me, coding was 280 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,800 Speaker 1: just never gonna be. Um, well you know when I 281 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,000 Speaker 1: wanted my story a spot. I mean, like, you know, 282 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,560 Speaker 1: Chelsea's story is definitely something I relate to because I 283 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,200 Speaker 1: did want to be a spy. When I first went 284 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 1: to college, I took Arabic for two semesters, I took 285 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 1: introto Computer Program, meaning ultimately I did have to drop 286 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: out of introto Computer Program because I didn't know what 287 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 1: it was, just simply not for personal reasons. I I 288 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 1: I had to leave. Wait, you never told me this. 289 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 1: You always make fun of me because I took my 290 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,159 Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I've talked about me 291 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:11,720 Speaker 1: taking a class called robotics and um that was like 292 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,880 Speaker 1: full of just like so and I was like, oh, 293 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 1: this is cool, like I'm just gonna learn how to 294 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 1: make a robot. And then everyone in the class knew 295 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:23,960 Speaker 1: how to code already and Carl class yeah, And I 296 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,720 Speaker 1: was always like, wait, what do you mean back it up? 297 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,120 Speaker 1: And they were like yeah, so just write a simple 298 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 1: code blah blah, and I was like, we actually have 299 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:34,240 Speaker 1: to start earlier. I'm kind of this, so I didn't 300 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,359 Speaker 1: know that you had to take a beat from I 301 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,359 Speaker 1: had to take a beat, and I was like, you know, 302 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,359 Speaker 1: maybe I won't be out because I tried being a 303 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,960 Speaker 1: hacker a little bit in middle school in high school, 304 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 1: like I was very into Napster and I was into tarantine, 305 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,400 Speaker 1: and I knew some HTML like I once famously made 306 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,160 Speaker 1: that website that impersonated the Visa Bucks website to try 307 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,680 Speaker 1: and continue your true claim to fam and you claim 308 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,480 Speaker 1: to fame to try and convince my parents that I 309 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,960 Speaker 1: hadn't just put their mind on my weird fake teen 310 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,600 Speaker 1: credit card that and that actually Visa had been hacked 311 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,720 Speaker 1: and made this fake website saying that like we are 312 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,359 Speaker 1: Visa and like we have been hacked, and but beyond 313 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: that rudimentary like whatever goc is, graphics and echamel, like 314 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,960 Speaker 1: I never really learned, you know, seriously, like break into 315 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 1: a system and kind of like fine vulnerable ports, which 316 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,560 Speaker 1: is a lot of what Chelsea talks about in this book. 317 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:28,680 Speaker 1: It's a lot of open source and just being so like, yeah, 318 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,919 Speaker 1: Windows is the easiest hour or just be like sorry, 319 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 1: like yeah, Windows the dumbest fucking system on the planet 320 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,399 Speaker 1: that like every single company uses. It's like it literally 321 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,400 Speaker 1: couldn't be a bigger security risk just having windows at 322 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:46,640 Speaker 1: your company. Idios so amazing because it's like there are 323 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: so many things going on in this book. It's one 324 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 1: it is this like trans coming of age story. Then 325 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: it is also just fully when you go to the 326 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,479 Speaker 1: tech desk and someone is just like laughing at your computer, 327 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:03,840 Speaker 1: just being so so did you really think you could 328 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:08,719 Speaker 1: have that with your ram nice? Try nice or that think? 329 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 1: And then you're like, yeah, I think it's like a 330 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:15,880 Speaker 1: twenty sixteen like whoa, whoa, whoa what are you doing here? Man? 331 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 1: What are you? What are you doing? Man? Yeah? Yeah, 332 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 1: here's the thing. The ports um basically every computer that 333 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,640 Speaker 1: was me between twenty fourteen twenty seventeen, Like, yeah, that's 334 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,240 Speaker 1: just not going to work with what you're trying to do. 335 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,720 Speaker 1: It's just not gonna work. Like I can defrag it, 336 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,040 Speaker 1: but it's not gonna work. So it's really up to you. Yeah, 337 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 1: it's up to you. Um, I can try, but you 338 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,399 Speaker 1: may lose everything and we can't cover that damage. So 339 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,360 Speaker 1: so yeah, she is being insanely pretentious about her her 340 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,800 Speaker 1: computer knowledge, her data. It's a gretaty experience, but I 341 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,320 Speaker 1: mean she should be because, as she said, she's just 342 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,320 Speaker 1: the only one. She's the only one. She is literally 343 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:52,359 Speaker 1: full hackerd. She has the rate and it is this 344 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,800 Speaker 1: thing where she is like so then when she gets 345 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,440 Speaker 1: the military should be like excelling it like um systems 346 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:01,040 Speaker 1: analysis and being an intelligence gather and she's just like, honestly, 347 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 1: I was kind of being so like friends with the 348 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,760 Speaker 1: officers and like this like insane adamin bitch. Okay, the 349 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,439 Speaker 1: villain of this book is Okay is a woman as 350 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 1: woman woman, and I would say multiple of the villains, 351 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 1: like in her unit, I mean I think it was 352 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:25,200 Speaker 1: a little more dominantly female because it was like more office. Yeah, 353 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,679 Speaker 1: I mean they were like also like mean to her 354 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: and it was yeah anyway this like I mean, don't 355 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 1: you think her Do you think that these were straight 356 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,240 Speaker 1: women or do you think that these were I think 357 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:39,840 Speaker 1: they were lesbians and like they were closeted. Well, because 358 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,000 Speaker 1: there's that one lesbian she mentions who was like, oh, 359 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 1: we were friends and like she was posited and like 360 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,080 Speaker 1: I was closeted and we knew and it was like 361 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: more family. And that woman was also like married to 362 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,560 Speaker 1: another gay guy in the unit and at one fort 363 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,800 Speaker 1: that she's at, she was just like it was so 364 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,719 Speaker 1: gay and techy. She was giving me a little more 365 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:03,040 Speaker 1: just like crazy Linda Trip vibes of like huge, towering 366 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 1: straight woman who's just being like, oh, sorry, fagot, whoops, 367 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 1: your acist is broken now, and like Trip being like sorry, faggot. 368 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 1: Just this sort of beastly straight woman, dry dry hair, 369 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:27,399 Speaker 1: the dry and then lesbian and repressed, like she goes 370 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,680 Speaker 1: away and comes back or something. And then there's like 371 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,840 Speaker 1: a sign on Chelsea's desk that's like sounds like only 372 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,600 Speaker 1: our words live here or something like that. It's oh 373 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:41,359 Speaker 1: ay that okay that was and it was like didn't 374 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,119 Speaker 1: really make so much sense, but also a fagot like 375 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,560 Speaker 1: Chelsea had a sign on her desk that said, um, 376 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: no more drama or no drama. And I was like, 377 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 1: you're kind of coming out as gay by having stopped 378 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 1: the drama. Oh, because she was like that was in 379 00:21:57,119 --> 00:22:00,240 Speaker 1: reference stuff that like everyone was like there was so 380 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,639 Speaker 1: much inter office romance in Iraq because it was like 381 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,320 Speaker 1: you couldn't like leave the base, and I'm like putting 382 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:06,920 Speaker 1: a sign in your desks to stop the drama. It's 383 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: pretty like I'm the gay guy, right, just being like, honey, 384 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 1: I do not want to hear about it. Yeah, And 385 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,359 Speaker 1: then she put up that sign that was just like Iraq, 386 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,080 Speaker 1: it's a treadmill, like you run really fast and you 387 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:23,399 Speaker 1: get nowhere, these like insane just like like just like 388 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:28,159 Speaker 1: very comedy central, like inter Iraq jokes, very comedy central 389 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: interact jokes. I mean that is like I think the 390 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,399 Speaker 1: most important like political crocks of this book. It's just 391 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 1: like the slow realization that this war is completely pointless, 392 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,200 Speaker 1: and like that's what obviously motivates her to make these leaks. 393 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,639 Speaker 1: And like, you know, the things that got the biggest 394 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,160 Speaker 1: attention when she just leaks were like the collateral murder 395 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,520 Speaker 1: video and you know, we all remember when that came out, 396 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,720 Speaker 1: and that was that the first you know, it was 397 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,600 Speaker 1: such a clear edited thing. And then when we could 398 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,439 Speaker 1: leaks put it out, they like condense it a little bit. 399 00:22:55,480 --> 00:23:00,200 Speaker 1: And it's this video of the military bombing just like 400 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 1: shooting civilians from a helicopter basically, and I think it's 401 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,720 Speaker 1: Baghdad um. And then like there's these two royters Journals 402 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 1: who are also killed and it's all on video and 403 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,440 Speaker 1: you hear their audio commentary being like, oh, yeah, we 404 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,280 Speaker 1: got another one, and you know they're just being like no, 405 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,480 Speaker 1: they'll be like yes, stomp the kids like doing what 406 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,159 Speaker 1: you And what's interesting is you know those videos are 407 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,119 Speaker 1: and she talks about it, She's like they're all over YouTube. 408 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 1: There's like kill videos. I remember seeing my brother's ex girlfriend. 409 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,240 Speaker 1: Her brother was like in the military, and like once 410 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,120 Speaker 1: like we watch like they make these like montage videos 411 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 1: with like Creed songs Jake me High like that, but 412 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,280 Speaker 1: like what's that song that's like here comes up boom, 413 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,119 Speaker 1: you know, like one of those, and it's like very 414 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,879 Speaker 1: many night football vibes, but like they make these compilation 415 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,560 Speaker 1: videos of them like blowing up targets. And this video 416 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,640 Speaker 1: was like particularly impact fellow politically in the news, et cetera, 417 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,960 Speaker 1: because it was civilian and who are being murdered? And 418 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,000 Speaker 1: then that murdered title was major And then of course 419 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,240 Speaker 1: you had like all the rest of the files just 420 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:12,600 Speaker 1: like revealing like so many operations that were sort of 421 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,520 Speaker 1: done with faulty intelligence, lots and lots of civilian casualties, 422 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 1: far more than we're being led on. And then of course, 423 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,239 Speaker 1: like all the diplomatic cables that were also released as 424 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,440 Speaker 1: part of her huge cash, which she doesn't even talk 425 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,600 Speaker 1: about at all. Really, it's mostly about that video. It's 426 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,159 Speaker 1: mostly about that one, like that one military one, and 427 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 1: then like her being in Iraq and just being like, wait, 428 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,240 Speaker 1: this war is so stupid, and like and her being like, 429 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,600 Speaker 1: wait a minute, military industrial complex boots, like we're literally 430 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:46,080 Speaker 1: here for years, there's no waitiness war so that we 431 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,960 Speaker 1: can quote leave right and withdraw and then have that 432 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,399 Speaker 1: been the round? And then she literally says like the 433 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 1: only reason we're here is to like quote unquote give 434 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,399 Speaker 1: them American values, which is like building a fucking target 435 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 1: and a Starbucks. This is just this is just an 436 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,119 Speaker 1: example of kind of the stuff that she's seen my 437 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 1: best work. To talking about her intelligence analysis work, My 438 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,959 Speaker 1: best work was rarely used though. What officers liked were 439 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,359 Speaker 1: briefings with lots of slides and lots of pictures, anything 440 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,800 Speaker 1: pointing to exactly where the bad guy was. I became 441 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,080 Speaker 1: skilled at telling operations people what they needed to hear 442 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,680 Speaker 1: in order to justify decision they had already made. 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So first of all, she 488 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,439 Speaker 1: reaches out to all these different newspapers and no one listens. 489 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:17,240 Speaker 1: They're just like, we don't care. Then she um starts 490 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,440 Speaker 1: talking to a buy journalist. He's the he's the Linda 491 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,399 Speaker 1: Trip very famous you know in the king community for 492 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,159 Speaker 1: being like literally an asshole because he actually just like 493 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,399 Speaker 1: exposed her and gave her up immediately when she like 494 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,320 Speaker 1: thought that he was her friend. I know, he so 495 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,080 Speaker 1: mysteriously died in like twenty eighteen, and I am just like, 496 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,000 Speaker 1: was he assassinated? No, No, She's like, it's actually really 497 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,000 Speaker 1: sad he had to chose the addiction and he died. 498 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,520 Speaker 1: And I'm a little bit like, You're like, huh, that 499 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:51,880 Speaker 1: doesn't seem because and now I'm totally suspicious after reading 500 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,800 Speaker 1: this book because the government, because I'm also spy, I've 501 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: always really been to conspiracy theories. I'm like totally weird 502 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,960 Speaker 1: like that. Um, But you know, I think also her 503 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:07,120 Speaker 1: leak deciding to leak was also her just being like 504 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,720 Speaker 1: I've also had like enough of being like closeted. Yeah, 505 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,840 Speaker 1: and I need to like do something. I'm like, I 506 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,160 Speaker 1: can't get hormones and I have to buzz my head 507 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:20,000 Speaker 1: and I have to like wear my gross digital camou. 508 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,680 Speaker 1: She's always making fun of the digital cameo, being like 509 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,800 Speaker 1: what are we trying to blend into? I know, which 510 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 1: was so funny unless you're trying to like blend into 511 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 1: your windows ass like desk chair, Like why the digital camo? 512 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, Sli, But it's just so funny how 513 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,000 Speaker 1: she was so desperate. I mean, I feel like she 514 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,960 Speaker 1: was just so desperate for like a change and something 515 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 1: in her life and to get away because of like 516 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:48,200 Speaker 1: her traumatic childhood that like they she got offered before 517 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,520 Speaker 1: she even goes to Iraq, like this amazing other job 518 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,320 Speaker 1: where she would have been in DC, and she would 519 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,400 Speaker 1: have and then you know, then the whole leak would 520 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,400 Speaker 1: have never happened. She would have never been exposed to 521 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,160 Speaker 1: the Iraq in the same way. And Ben like this 522 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 1: is pointless and I need to like expose the government. 523 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,040 Speaker 1: But instead, and here's the thing, it's because she wanted 524 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,160 Speaker 1: to make her father proud, and but She also was like, 525 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,400 Speaker 1: if I one day want to run in politics, it'll 526 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:17,120 Speaker 1: be better to have yeah a tour, like yeah, no, 527 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,880 Speaker 1: she wasn't a little booda judge where she was just like, no, honestly, 528 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 1: I do stand for our country and you're like, okay, random, wow, 529 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,680 Speaker 1: And you know she did run for senate, which she 530 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,920 Speaker 1: mentions in half a sentence at the very out of 531 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 1: the book, and so and now I'm leaving my life 532 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,040 Speaker 1: and I ran for senate, and I do hope to 533 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,200 Speaker 1: create more music, and I hope you're well, I have 534 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,560 Speaker 1: to go. It's a little like, okay, just gonna go 535 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,880 Speaker 1: gloss over that, but that's fine. I just feel like 536 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 1: combined one with just she So she I mean to 537 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 1: go back to the conversation with her father. She's like 538 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 1: going to community college or working in Starbucks and talks 539 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 1: to her dad on the phone and he convinces her 540 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,640 Speaker 1: to join the Navy, and she's literally like, well, this 541 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,600 Speaker 1: is the only thing in the world I will make 542 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,720 Speaker 1: my father proud, so I have to do it. And 543 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,720 Speaker 1: then her only piece of rebellion was going into the Army, 544 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,200 Speaker 1: not the Navy, because the Navy office was close and 545 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 1: she was like this is how I can rebel by 546 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,160 Speaker 1: joining the army, and my dad like will be a 547 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,880 Speaker 1: little and it's just like at one of those like 548 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,440 Speaker 1: sad suburban like mall like abandoned mall recruitment centers, and 549 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,240 Speaker 1: it's just like, no one's at the Navy door. And 550 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,800 Speaker 1: the Army is so excited because it is just so 551 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,840 Speaker 1: sell your knives, sleeping such a pramid scheme in there, 552 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 1: and like they're like joshing with her and being like, no, 553 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,440 Speaker 1: literally we get that you're like a fully gay, but 554 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: like join and don't write it down. And then later 555 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 1: on so she's like, you know, at all these like 556 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:43,080 Speaker 1: US stations and then yeah, it's gonna get this amazing job. 557 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,880 Speaker 1: But it's like, no, I do want to run and 558 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,400 Speaker 1: be a Buddha jedge. But that kind of is like 559 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,400 Speaker 1: in the back of her mind, I think it's like 560 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,720 Speaker 1: maybe something, but it's more about just like I think 561 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,880 Speaker 1: it's just I need to escape myself. I need to 562 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,320 Speaker 1: escape myself. And then you know, she was like, you know, 563 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,640 Speaker 1: I couldn't even think about my gen during the military 564 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,320 Speaker 1: because it was so I was so fucking exhausted and 565 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 1: busy and getting screamed at and doing pushups and like 566 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:11,720 Speaker 1: working that there was just no time to even like 567 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,760 Speaker 1: every right, I feel like it was this like other 568 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,000 Speaker 1: attractic to like not deal at all, So I'll push 569 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 1: it aside. You know. It's the same reason I always 570 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 1: say people go into the Peace Corps to avoid being 571 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 1: gay exactly enjoy I mean or even why Pete to 572 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 1: Judge went into the army to avoid being being gay. Um. 573 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 1: And then she like does get this boyfriend who goes 574 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,720 Speaker 1: to MT and like she's so obsessed with Cambridge and 575 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,000 Speaker 1: MT and it is just so like, oh, it was 576 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,080 Speaker 1: so cool, like we would just like do physics problems 577 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,160 Speaker 1: for fun and play D and D for hours and 578 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,320 Speaker 1: listen to more Massive Attack and order more Subway and 579 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,120 Speaker 1: like okay, so that the boyfriend is like doing this 580 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,120 Speaker 1: thing where he's kind of he's there but he's not. 581 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,200 Speaker 1: There's so many Facebook messages and it's so and so 582 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 1: many wall and like just being like and then he 583 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,080 Speaker 1: wrote on my wall being like I like think in 584 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,280 Speaker 1: a view or something, and it's like she's fully like 585 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,719 Speaker 1: hacking stationed in a RAQ just like like drawing maps 586 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,960 Speaker 1: that are like resulting in the depths of like civilians. No, 587 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,960 Speaker 1: it is so like yeah, and I'm drawing like hey 588 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,680 Speaker 1: miss you, but then also like not still dating. It's 589 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,360 Speaker 1: like what, no, what the boyfriend was being annoying and 590 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,800 Speaker 1: was so like she would be like, yeah, he wouldn't 591 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,240 Speaker 1: respond to my Facebook messages. But then with like post 592 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 1: from a donast don't tell, like protesting Cambridge with a 593 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,920 Speaker 1: pin that's an Army wife that and I was like, 594 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 1: now I'm pissed at that really really took me out 595 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: the Army wife pin. I was like, Dylan, you're just 596 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,160 Speaker 1: using virtue signally using Chelsea to be like, oh yeah, 597 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,040 Speaker 1: isn't it crazy. I'm actually have a partner in the 598 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,560 Speaker 1: army right now. But then like Chelsea is literally at 599 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,200 Speaker 1: like two am and bag Dad just like waiting for 600 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,960 Speaker 1: one message and there's nothing there. So yeah, I felt 601 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,959 Speaker 1: that that Dylan was fake and I'm going to call 602 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,480 Speaker 1: him out right now. Fuck him. It's also probably hard 603 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,600 Speaker 1: to like date someone and to be an army wive. 604 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 1: Oh I know how hard it is to be because 605 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 1: I've seen five seasons of Army wif Yes, to tell 606 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,600 Speaker 1: everyone are we have a huge experience with the military, 607 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:23,960 Speaker 1: and that's yeah, watching all thirty seasons of Army wives. Um. 608 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,120 Speaker 1: I used to have a turtle named after two of 609 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:32,480 Speaker 1: the characters, Claudia Joy. Claudia Joy and Major Holden. I 610 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,759 Speaker 1: wanted to read one quote of like just her fun 611 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:41,120 Speaker 1: online life of just like being a total like freak online. Yeah, 612 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,080 Speaker 1: because like that was and so it's just fun because 613 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,560 Speaker 1: yes she's hacking and like exposing all these things, but 614 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,719 Speaker 1: she would also just spend so much time just like 615 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:53,279 Speaker 1: trying to fuck with a random like religious website. Yeah, 616 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,800 Speaker 1: my chan betties and I were baby edge lords. The 617 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,800 Speaker 1: term for this kind of cynical, juvenile and often insince 618 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,319 Speaker 1: or Internet ural hadn't been invented yet, but you could 619 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,200 Speaker 1: see the seeds and some of what's developed into the 620 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,840 Speaker 1: modern Internet. We created new terms to describe our new concepts, 621 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:13,280 Speaker 1: like memes, clap as, fear, and malaser dawn down vote, 622 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,680 Speaker 1: fire in Malayser, I think, Okay, what does fire in malayser? 623 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,200 Speaker 1: I mean, so a laser is um it's a sort 624 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,360 Speaker 1: of a futuristic weapon that you might see like in 625 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,560 Speaker 1: a gun, a laser gun. Okay, so if you were 626 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,640 Speaker 1: to fire it, that would actually shoot the laser. But 627 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,000 Speaker 1: still I want to fuck things up. I became a 628 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,800 Speaker 1: troll on Christian evangel of the websites and creationist discussion forms. 629 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,719 Speaker 1: I'd sign up, spend a while talking like them and 630 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,600 Speaker 1: integrating myself in their community. I'd share Christian memes. Sometimes 631 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,239 Speaker 1: I'd even copy and paste comments from others sites, so 632 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,719 Speaker 1: I got the tone just right, all fire and brimstone moralizing. 633 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,279 Speaker 1: Then once I was in, sometimes so in i was 634 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,040 Speaker 1: giving moderator status, I'd drop an opinion like actually I 635 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,640 Speaker 1: think evolutionist legit, and a flame war would start. I'd 636 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,440 Speaker 1: get kicked off within a couple of days, and I 637 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,800 Speaker 1: was like, I'm not being an edge lord enough. I 638 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,240 Speaker 1: know I love her just like making these fake accounts 639 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,839 Speaker 1: at some christom website, like solely because she's been like, yeah, 640 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,560 Speaker 1: fuck Christianity. I'm like, fuck them for being so anti lgbtqum. 641 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,239 Speaker 1: Let me just like thread this quick needle on her 642 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,239 Speaker 1: and why I do like her so A, She's consequential 643 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,640 Speaker 1: and I think that people don't give her and wiki 644 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,640 Speaker 1: Leaf for the next credit for essentially like starting the 645 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,239 Speaker 1: Arab Spring. We don't talk about this enough, but like 646 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,080 Speaker 1: part of the cables that were released in that huge 647 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,319 Speaker 1: release revealed all this stuff about the Tunisian real family 648 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,799 Speaker 1: that got people in Tunisia very angry, and like that's 649 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,720 Speaker 1: that first guy like self immolated in Tunisia like started 650 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,640 Speaker 1: their revolution, and then like all the other revolutions across there, 651 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,600 Speaker 1: a world started and like that's literally can we all 652 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,160 Speaker 1: trace back to Chelsea Manning? And it's like she's not 653 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,479 Speaker 1: even sitting here taking so much credit for that. She's 654 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,160 Speaker 1: not taking so much credit for like, you don't know, 655 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,560 Speaker 1: changing the way that like people think about the military 656 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,680 Speaker 1: and transparency like post her like about like eroding support 657 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,200 Speaker 1: for the record, et cetera. It's like she she wants 658 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,759 Speaker 1: no credit for that. All of the major figures of 659 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:14,279 Speaker 1: this story, Fucking Julian Assange, Hillary Clinton's lying ass That 660 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,080 Speaker 1: was also just cybar That was just and it wasn't 661 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,759 Speaker 1: even in such a like insane chapter about Hillary. Was 662 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 1: just so perfect about how dumb fucking Hillary That's what 663 00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,239 Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, but she was just like yeah, and 664 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,080 Speaker 1: Hillary said I was like treasonous and like put lives 665 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,279 Speaker 1: in danger. And then like in emails to so many 666 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,200 Speaker 1: like foreign service people, was like actually every literally no 667 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,120 Speaker 1: one's everyone's, no one's life is in danger. It's like 668 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,920 Speaker 1: all these people Snowden, like she doesn't like talk about that. 669 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,360 Speaker 1: She maybe mentions them each for like one line, Like 670 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,720 Speaker 1: she does not focus on all of these like broader 671 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,840 Speaker 1: narratives that everyone has been talking about. She's not like 672 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,600 Speaker 1: giving you her opinion about everything. She's not ultimately being 673 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,160 Speaker 1: that political other than saying she believes in transparency. She 674 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,640 Speaker 1: isn't proselytized. She's not like path judgment, She's not idolizing anyone. 675 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,520 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I find that to be very impressive 676 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,440 Speaker 1: and refreshing and like makes her case that much more 677 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,880 Speaker 1: powerful and makes the information that she revealed like stand 678 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,759 Speaker 1: on its own because she does not at all seem 679 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 1: like someone and I think post her getting out, she 680 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,120 Speaker 1: has mostly resisted. I think what I'm sure are many 681 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:27,359 Speaker 1: opportunities to be like a total like famous liberal girl 682 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:33,279 Speaker 1: boss Markle, like you know handcast with like finks and 683 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,719 Speaker 1: she's and she's literally having her book launch at three 684 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,759 Speaker 1: dollar bill and like being so queer and being like 685 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,120 Speaker 1: a DJ and know she's stayed being queer and she's 686 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,520 Speaker 1: like djaying on Thursday, like but she's not like djaying 687 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:51,399 Speaker 1: the LGBT Center like in honor of like Starbucks Day 688 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:56,000 Speaker 1: exactly of you know, so she she is authentically like 689 00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:02,680 Speaker 1: she stayed turn a spy girl, um and I and 690 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 1: also calls out which a lot of people are forgotten. 691 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,040 Speaker 1: She was just like people thought like the Iraq War 692 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,720 Speaker 1: was like oral George Bush, but just like Obama captain 693 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,200 Speaker 1: exactly know, I mean, I mean she is literally, like 694 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,120 Speaker 1: I think, like a huge reason why there is any 695 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:23,480 Speaker 1: if any like uh descent against Obama on the left 696 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,600 Speaker 1: at all of people just being like, well, he actually 697 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,480 Speaker 1: has responsible for like drone bomb, like so many people 698 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,880 Speaker 1: even though he is still mostly worshiped. Um okay, okay. 699 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,440 Speaker 1: And then one last thing. We just talked about the 700 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,560 Speaker 1: fact that she did semi name herself after Chelsea. But 701 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,800 Speaker 1: then it's just like, oh now it's gentrified as in 702 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,360 Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Oh no, I know though, no, but ultimate's 703 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,919 Speaker 1: insane that clearly she was like this Oklahoma City girl 704 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,279 Speaker 1: that like read about Chelsea Manhattan and it being like 705 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,000 Speaker 1: so cool in the eighties and it's like, yeah, Chelsea's 706 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,120 Speaker 1: this really cool neighborhood with tons of gay bars and 707 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,880 Speaker 1: gay the queer scene is thriving. I played under the 708 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,960 Speaker 1: name Chelsea in video games a decade before and it 709 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,600 Speaker 1: was a neighborhood in Manhattan full of dance clubs where 710 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,319 Speaker 1: queer people could feel totally at home and normal and welcome. Now, 711 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:19,839 Speaker 1: of course the neighborhood is completely unrecognizable fucking gentrification. It's 712 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,120 Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't know, Chelsea, I feel like 713 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:27,600 Speaker 1: out of all like gay Dibberts has been gentrified. Like 714 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,360 Speaker 1: I don't know, if there's twenty ten, you could be like, 715 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,440 Speaker 1: wait a minute, I know it. Chelsea is like a 716 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,680 Speaker 1: few years older than us. It's kind of like I 717 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,799 Speaker 1: would say, for most of our lifetime it's been yeah, 718 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,560 Speaker 1: pretty gentrified. But is there anything else? I don't know. 719 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,759 Speaker 1: I mean, just like so much happened, just like a 720 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,920 Speaker 1: way like she dealt, just like her prison wasn't completely insane, 721 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,800 Speaker 1: and they they were like, I mean, people do know this. 722 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,560 Speaker 1: This was all on the news, so maybe this isn't 723 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,719 Speaker 1: as important. I will say, yeah, I was. I was 724 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,919 Speaker 1: moving a little bit faster through the whole trial portion 725 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,160 Speaker 1: of the book because that was more stuff that's it's 726 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,839 Speaker 1: like I know what happened, and yeah, so the early 727 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,400 Speaker 1: stuff and just like it's I just want to say, 728 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,160 Speaker 1: it's so cute how her aunt has like steadfast like 729 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,000 Speaker 1: supported her and would like send her Chuck Taylors like 730 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,680 Speaker 1: in jail basically, like it was like she knew my style. No, 731 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,560 Speaker 1: she's been very My uncle who sent me a Barbie 732 00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,640 Speaker 1: for Christmas when it was five, when I asked an 733 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,160 Speaker 1: whole family for barbies, and my mom sent out a 734 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:30,920 Speaker 1: letter saying, don't send him barbies. Wow. Yeah. Well, and 735 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,840 Speaker 1: my mom was also anti Barbie, but like in a 736 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,800 Speaker 1: much more because she's so second wave of feminism and 737 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:42,640 Speaker 1: was like, it's bad standards forward exactly, it's unattainable beauty. 738 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,719 Speaker 1: And my like Italian grandmother like went out and like 739 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,800 Speaker 1: got us barbies, but like nuts still discount barbies, like 740 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:55,279 Speaker 1: they weren't actually barbies. They were like Farbies, not the Farbies. Yeah, 741 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,480 Speaker 1: and then my mom was like, and then I actually 742 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:07,879 Speaker 1: did accept barbies as an amazing way for creative outlets. Hey, 743 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,719 Speaker 1: club kids or should I say swifties. Here's a clip 744 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,719 Speaker 1: from this week's vip Lounge, where we give you a 745 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,680 Speaker 1: full breakdown of every track on Midnight's the new Taylor 746 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:23,560 Speaker 1: Swift album. I really do love Maroons though, okay Maroon 747 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,760 Speaker 1: and I actually can't listen to Maroon because their chorus 748 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,080 Speaker 1: is too is too stupid to me, so scarlet that 749 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,360 Speaker 1: it was maroon, Like that doesn't make sense. It's so 750 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,520 Speaker 1: so one color that it was a different, like slight 751 00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,800 Speaker 1: another color that's slightly similar. It's just like, that's not 752 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,040 Speaker 1: how colors work. I just subscribe to the whole thing 753 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:52,080 Speaker 1: at patreon dot com, slash CBC, the pod segments, dot txt, 754 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:58,560 Speaker 1: how dot she live, how dot she where? How dot 755 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:03,279 Speaker 1: she chow? She loves to say, chow keeps a military thing. 756 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,800 Speaker 1: Military time. It was like all we can think about 757 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,239 Speaker 1: was chow. All right, what does she eat? Well, not 758 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:17,960 Speaker 1: rations anymore. She loves fast food. She loves fast food, Starbucks, Subway, meatball, 759 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,480 Speaker 1: sub burgers. I mean, I feel like it's also like 760 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,480 Speaker 1: you're getting absolute trash and then you can get Subway. 761 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,600 Speaker 1: It's kind of like what's around you. But she is 762 00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:32,239 Speaker 1: to me very six inch tune of vee. She's kind 763 00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,840 Speaker 1: of veggie delight. She's tuna salad sub to me. So 764 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,040 Speaker 1: she's the jarrot vocal. Yeah. I also think she loves 765 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,560 Speaker 1: robertas because she's so Bushwood. I guess that's my question 766 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,160 Speaker 1: is how much has she embraced like she she gentrafi 767 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:53,239 Speaker 1: fee Cultura in Brooklyn, where she lives now um as 768 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:58,359 Speaker 1: a DJ Activists podcast listener. Maybe she'll see you're out there, 769 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,200 Speaker 1: like or is she is still just because I just 770 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,800 Speaker 1: feel like, you know, Red built an addiction that dies 771 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,080 Speaker 1: hard in the grave and it's just like you like 772 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,680 Speaker 1: you can't shake that, and like she still is just 773 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,800 Speaker 1: being like trying to gain access to a server like 774 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:16,080 Speaker 1: while down in some pincho while having a contrap supreme. 775 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,160 Speaker 1: Okay to me, she I think is kind of like 776 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,960 Speaker 1: Bushwick person who is from the suburbs who like still 777 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:26,399 Speaker 1: stands Dominoes, Taco Bell and Diet Coke, but like does 778 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:32,120 Speaker 1: love going to mid Bushwick restaurants. She's mid, Like, yeah, 779 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 1: what's such a mid? Like I don't know, just some 780 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,879 Speaker 1: random place on Morgan that like is a little bit neon. Yeah, 781 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,720 Speaker 1: like like a like a medium raman place that mostly 782 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,760 Speaker 1: does take out, like and like maybe went to Ops 783 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,040 Speaker 1: for her birthday. I don't think she went to Ops 784 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,279 Speaker 1: for her birthday, although I guess it's like, yeah, why 785 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,760 Speaker 1: wouldn't she because like some like faggot whatever. Yeah, it's like, babe, Chelsea, 786 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,000 Speaker 1: you haven't had Ops. And she's like, uh, no, do 787 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,600 Speaker 1: you remember a little thing called solitary confinement that I 788 00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:07,240 Speaker 1: was in and they're like, girl, we're taking you. Okay, 789 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,440 Speaker 1: all right, maybe I will see her at ops tonight. 790 00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,560 Speaker 1: I can also see her being a little more takeout 791 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,200 Speaker 1: because but I think she's just a little bit more 792 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,680 Speaker 1: take on medium ramen Um, yes, okay, what does she wear? 793 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:23,279 Speaker 1: She wears Chucks. She's I mean, now, I will say 794 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,000 Speaker 1: she's definitely like looking her hottest. I think I feel 795 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,960 Speaker 1: like the pictures I'm seen her are always like her 796 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:33,040 Speaker 1: feet or like her hands, or like she's being very 797 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,960 Speaker 1: like face, but like she's not being giving you like 798 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,480 Speaker 1: a full fit pick. I feel like, I guess it's 799 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,400 Speaker 1: like parts, Well, that's why we need to see teacher. 800 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,279 Speaker 1: But I feel like her hair is being so like 801 00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:49,640 Speaker 1: waves straightened. She is a trans girl programmer, so it's 802 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,719 Speaker 1: like she's gonna be nerdier. It's gonna be nerdy. She's 803 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,640 Speaker 1: gonna be like those tights with like I feel like 804 00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:01,920 Speaker 1: she is those horizontal stripe tights, well that Alice in 805 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,759 Speaker 1: Wonderland and like and then it's like skirt overtights with 806 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,600 Speaker 1: hoodie and then like, wait, you're talking like black and 807 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,360 Speaker 1: white horizontal stripe like or red or red and white 808 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,919 Speaker 1: like so like fully sent Marks. I think, like it's 809 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Speaker 1: that on weekend, but she is like, what do you think? 810 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,719 Speaker 1: She's very Saint Marks. She is, but I think she's 811 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,480 Speaker 1: also still a little like as she calls her Brooni 812 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,760 Speaker 1: Cone Factory, because I think she like also randomly sometimes 813 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:32,040 Speaker 1: wants to be like professional and is like finding herself 814 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,719 Speaker 1: between the hot topic and that she goes. I went 815 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,719 Speaker 1: to bern and Co Factory for purple coat. That's so far. 816 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,160 Speaker 1: I bought makeup. I wanted to buy business schedual outfits, 817 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,920 Speaker 1: so I try and close it nord Storm and Bloomingdale's. Um. 818 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,160 Speaker 1: I went home and put on my new clothes in 819 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,360 Speaker 1: a long blonde wig. But I just feel like she 820 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,400 Speaker 1: has your right. She has the Saint Mark's tights, but 821 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:57,280 Speaker 1: then also has such a weird pea coat from Berlin 822 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,879 Speaker 1: Co Factory and I will some office blouse. Yeah, there's 823 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,839 Speaker 1: office glasses, there's weird pea coats. There's because a lot 824 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,920 Speaker 1: of it's like again, and she's extremely superman. She's like 825 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,160 Speaker 1: fully from Oklahoma, and she's also only been out in 826 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,719 Speaker 1: the real world for a few years and she's still 827 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,800 Speaker 1: just being like I want to be a woman. I 828 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,880 Speaker 1: want to be a professional woman. Like where does a 829 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,200 Speaker 1: business lady go get her business lady outfits? Like she 830 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,520 Speaker 1: goes to Britton. Business woman is Robbie, Michelle has scho 831 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:25,759 Speaker 1: union businesswoman. We would like the businesswoman special, but I 832 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,120 Speaker 1: think most of the time she's just being like activist 833 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:32,839 Speaker 1: Saint Mark's like skirt overtights with hoodie yeah I first, yeah, 834 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,239 Speaker 1: and like a kind of a like a kind of 835 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:39,759 Speaker 1: a funky glasses. When I say funky glasses, I mean 836 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:44,480 Speaker 1: like Connecticut funky with like a kookie mom like red green, 837 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:50,640 Speaker 1: like a colored less oh frame, like big huge grandma 838 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,680 Speaker 1: glasses like when she's reading. I don't know, it's like 839 00:47:54,760 --> 00:48:01,040 Speaker 1: also she's beause No, they're more like narrow library. Yeah, 840 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:05,719 Speaker 1: like weird, like weird like non cadi like weird glasses. 841 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:11,040 Speaker 1: That's interesting, That's right. Okay, Well we'll go to busher 842 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,480 Speaker 1: because I think she alters might be Warby because again, 843 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,440 Speaker 1: like she's getting out in the world and someone is 844 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,560 Speaker 1: telling her that like Warby is the cool place to go. Okay, 845 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,600 Speaker 1: I'm literally looking at a photo of her right now 846 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:27,600 Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, Oh, I see are so lescrafters. This 847 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,879 Speaker 1: is why I'm saying they're lensclfs. Are they're weird? Oh wait, 848 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,399 Speaker 1: and she's wearing the ultimate Saint Mark's hat here, the one. 849 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,160 Speaker 1: I know we're cheating, but like, I'm sorry she is. Yeah, 850 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,320 Speaker 1: but this hat she's wearing, that's being like kind of 851 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,600 Speaker 1: motorcycle with little pins. I don't know what photo you're 852 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:49,040 Speaker 1: looking at. I'm just describing the photos. It's like the 853 00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,520 Speaker 1: motorcycle hat style of hat. All right, let's go to 854 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,960 Speaker 1: how does she live? How does she live? The question 855 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,960 Speaker 1: is like how fucking messy and quiero is it how 856 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,880 Speaker 1: much calor's on the or or is it like is 857 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,759 Speaker 1: she being more minimal now in this way where it's 858 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,399 Speaker 1: like you know when you go to a spy's house 859 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,800 Speaker 1: and there's nothing. I think it's like minimal because it 860 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:15,400 Speaker 1: is spy. I feel like it's a computer bad literally 861 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,640 Speaker 1: like most simple black coffee table for my key. She 862 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,120 Speaker 1: living in like a new condo in Bushwack? Or is 863 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,839 Speaker 1: she living in like or or did like I feel 864 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,520 Speaker 1: like it? Or it's like a friend like her Aclu 865 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,160 Speaker 1: friend like found her an apartment in fortune Chase strongio 866 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:38,600 Speaker 1: who I have gossip about by the way, okay, Chase gossip. 867 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,320 Speaker 1: I feel like someone's mom is like best friends with 868 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,440 Speaker 1: his mom. Yeah, and that's why I have the gossip. 869 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:52,000 Speaker 1: Okay him tea um open source bitch um. Okay, this 870 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,960 Speaker 1: might be crazy to say. I can't actually feel like 871 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,319 Speaker 1: she doesn't live in Bushwick but like likes to hang 872 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,200 Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, well, I think she's Teja in Bushwick, 873 00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:00,799 Speaker 1: but that she is living This is what I'm saying. 874 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,600 Speaker 1: So I think like trade Strongio got her like a 875 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,640 Speaker 1: one bedroom in Fort Green that's just like minimal and 876 00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,880 Speaker 1: there's only three other units in the building and she 877 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,680 Speaker 1: can have the privacy she needs. Yeah, and it's like, oh, 878 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:16,319 Speaker 1: and you're and I think it's halfway between messy queer 879 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,799 Speaker 1: and a minimalist spy. So it's like minimalist, messy spy queer. 880 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,800 Speaker 1: So it's like and I think there's times where like 881 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,400 Speaker 1: the taco bell, like where we're calling out the Robertos 882 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:30,840 Speaker 1: take out is piling up because raman take out. She's 883 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:36,759 Speaker 1: been so like interview, open source, and then like I 884 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,480 Speaker 1: feel like she's and just like and she's like playing whatever, 885 00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,359 Speaker 1: like Fortnite with like a headset for like oh yeah, 886 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:48,640 Speaker 1: there's controllers, very very apex legends and just like yeah 887 00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,000 Speaker 1: she has like all and like there's honestly there's stuffed 888 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:55,440 Speaker 1: animals in there. I disagree. I don't think there's such 889 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,719 Speaker 1: sentimental childhood things after she had such a horrible childhood. 890 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,200 Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, they're like new Japanese like anime. 891 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:08,440 Speaker 1: Oh like I mean maybe there's a Cause Dole like 892 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,360 Speaker 1: I could, Yeah, some fungo pops and cause, but like 893 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,600 Speaker 1: not a soft any bear from childhood. And like also 894 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,680 Speaker 1: now she's like apparently dating Grimes. I mean, who knows 895 00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,239 Speaker 1: that that's true. I feel like that was a rumor 896 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:24,799 Speaker 1: six months ago and I haven't hear. Um, who are 897 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,279 Speaker 1: you in the book? Um? I definitely think we both 898 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:32,840 Speaker 1: have like Chelsea parts of Chelsea in us, the punk 899 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:37,759 Speaker 1: side to the Starbucks side. But I also um see 900 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:41,400 Speaker 1: myself as Chelsea's like sisters getting married at Tropicana and 901 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,799 Speaker 1: is like, I'm worried about you. Why did you join 902 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:50,320 Speaker 1: the army? That's so weird? Yeah, I really want you 903 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,880 Speaker 1: going to get married at the Las Vegas That's what 904 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,920 Speaker 1: I hope for you. I mean, I'm obviously not her 905 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:03,360 Speaker 1: like evil the admin girl um in Iraq, but just like, 906 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:08,560 Speaker 1: am I just like one of these other like random 907 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:13,480 Speaker 1: brunette Chica's like in Iraq, who's just like fucking one 908 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,160 Speaker 1: of the other like cops there, Oh yeah, who's just 909 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,359 Speaker 1: being like going over to Chelsea to tell the drama. Yeah, 910 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,160 Speaker 1: you're in the Pam and Jim Oh when she describes 911 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,920 Speaker 1: like which had that birthday party where she's like and 912 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:31,239 Speaker 1: like only girls came because like obviously, but then she's like, um, yeah, 913 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,040 Speaker 1: guys started showing up to my office party because literally 914 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,719 Speaker 1: there were women. I say this book is really good 915 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,279 Speaker 1: because it's again, it's like one of those people where 916 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,239 Speaker 1: you're really like you really did something, like you Yeah, 917 00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,720 Speaker 1: it's kind of like you really deserve to have a memoir. 918 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,160 Speaker 1: Really another fucking memoirs that come out every day. I'm like, 919 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,480 Speaker 1: if anyone gets a memoir, it's you, bitch. I know. 920 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,640 Speaker 1: This is the second person who's worked at Starbucks that 921 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,480 Speaker 1: we've read, the first being Chasten and Buddha Judge, and 922 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,600 Speaker 1: I just found this to be a much more substantive 923 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,240 Speaker 1: journey with a lot more views and a lot more action. Honestly, 924 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,000 Speaker 1: and as I was saying, I do really respect to 925 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,239 Speaker 1: kind of like the line that she's taken in her 926 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,680 Speaker 1: politics and like where she lands in this book. At 927 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,560 Speaker 1: the same time, you know, there's part of you that like, 928 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,799 Speaker 1: there's part of me reading it that wanted so much 929 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,880 Speaker 1: more because I was like that, but I feel like 930 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,719 Speaker 1: she still is in this place that's like, I'm so 931 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:31,520 Speaker 1: traumatized from already everything I literally leaked, right, so maybe 932 00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,560 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna leak anymore. Yeah, I mean the part 933 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,080 Speaker 1: where she was just like she was like and I 934 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,920 Speaker 1: totally respect ed about at Snowden, she was like. The 935 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,840 Speaker 1: problem was that came at a weird time for my 936 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,000 Speaker 1: trial because then all the reporters left and kind of 937 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,560 Speaker 1: started covering him, and I'm like, that's really funny. But yeah, 938 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,400 Speaker 1: so it's like, yeah, I do wonder like I'd love 939 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,360 Speaker 1: to hear more about like what she thinks about I 940 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,000 Speaker 1: don't know, like the world. And she didn't really say 941 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,840 Speaker 1: much about a song either. That's why I find like 942 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,680 Speaker 1: very respect bull about her book is that she's not 943 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,440 Speaker 1: she literally like there's literally one page about and she's 944 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,080 Speaker 1: talking the whole time just being like I think I 945 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,800 Speaker 1: was talking to him when I was talking, like this 946 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,719 Speaker 1: is your book we don't need to make this about him, No, 947 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,960 Speaker 1: this is this is your book, And she's going to 948 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,520 Speaker 1: be like, you know what, I'm again like she's letting 949 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,719 Speaker 1: what happened speak for itself, and she's letting the information 950 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:27,080 Speaker 1: speak for itself, and she's not gonna like get into 951 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,520 Speaker 1: all the other characters and like the same thing with 952 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,440 Speaker 1: the Hillary and Obama and Snowdon and all the other 953 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,040 Speaker 1: But again, I'm I just left me a little bit like, well, 954 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,520 Speaker 1: what does she think now? Truly, because she keeps on 955 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:40,840 Speaker 1: saying all I care about is keeping civilians alive and 956 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,440 Speaker 1: information being open. It's like, oh, but why do you 957 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,960 Speaker 1: care about information being open? What's the idea behind that? 958 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,400 Speaker 1: Because you know, Snowdon is pretty he's much more like 959 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,400 Speaker 1: I mean, Snowdon is in exile, he's in Russia, a 960 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,960 Speaker 1: Solange is in prison, and like in both of them, 961 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,840 Speaker 1: Pam Anderson is trying to get a slunge out and 962 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,320 Speaker 1: both of them are too are like sound off on issues. 963 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,080 Speaker 1: I would say more often it's like she like ran 964 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,880 Speaker 1: for Senate, but then it's kind of does like, oh, 965 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,640 Speaker 1: never mind, I'm actually a teach. But it's also a guy, 966 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,600 Speaker 1: like she's a trauma. Ta. She doesn't, you know, she 967 00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:11,080 Speaker 1: doesn't owe us that, so but yeah, it does. It 968 00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,400 Speaker 1: makes you wonder, I think, is what we've both landed on. 969 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,760 Speaker 1: And I would say, also, yeah, the book is definitely 970 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,480 Speaker 1: super interesting in the beginning. All the trial stuff is 971 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,680 Speaker 1: a little less interesting because it kind of happened kind 972 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,080 Speaker 1: of a similar to the amount of Knox story where 973 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,160 Speaker 1: you're kind of like, okay, yes, but it's like I 974 00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,600 Speaker 1: feel like she thinks, oh, this is what people want. 975 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,640 Speaker 1: But it's like, what I loved is hearing about you 976 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:35,600 Speaker 1: firing a prodigy on an iPad nano uploading files on 977 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,680 Speaker 1: Browne Cofactory's own secure Wi Fi. Right, and what I 978 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,719 Speaker 1: need more of is a full detailed description of the 979 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:44,040 Speaker 1: menu at your sister's wedding at the Trump Okay, but 980 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,839 Speaker 1: I do give this book four out of five available ports. Okay, wait, 981 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,919 Speaker 1: sorry I call I give this four point seven Chuck 982 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:58,080 Speaker 1: tailers out of four point seven little tiny felt motorcycle hats. Wow, Okay, 983 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:03,480 Speaker 1: crazy crazy mathematic there. Um, All right, Well this was 984 00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:07,160 Speaker 1: literally tons of fun and educational. Thank you so much. 985 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,920 Speaker 1: We're always talking about nine to eleven, but not the 986 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,200 Speaker 1: Iraq War. Thank you. That's so true. And specifically, our 987 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,319 Speaker 1: podcast is always talking about nine eleven, but never That's 988 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,879 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, not we as a people. I'm saying 989 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,680 Speaker 1: you and me are always eleven that and it's like, 990 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,840 Speaker 1: let's get down to brass tacks. Okay um. Thank you 991 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,360 Speaker 1: Chelsea for your service to the world and for reading 992 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,960 Speaker 1: this interesting book. Thank you, Chelsea, I'm saluting I salute 993 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,640 Speaker 1: you private man. Now I'm chest mumping you at our 994 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:39,919 Speaker 1: office party and by Dad Best Best Celebrity Book Club 995 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,759 Speaker 1: is presented by prolog Projects. The show is produced by 996 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,920 Speaker 1: Benjamin Frisch. 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