Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode. Motherfucking mini ever.
Speaker 2: Sew baby, turn around and let me see that sexy body.
Speaker 3: Go bump, bump, bump. There it is Gentiles and little
Speaker 3: mamas alike. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 1: Me, the podcast that dives deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: And we finally work to prove the theories that you the
Speaker 3: listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode. Welcome everyone.
Speaker 1: I'm German, I'm David boy. My apartment stuns like sneak.
Speaker 3: Your apartment smells like steak, but that doesn't get picked
Speaker 3: up on the podcast. That wasn't even something you had
Speaker 3: to tell everybody running back.
Speaker 2: Let's just start the whole I'll tell you one thing
Speaker 2: about me. My apartment don't smell like steak. Yeah yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: well at least something you know.
Speaker 1: I'm not broke.
Speaker 3: It don't smell like fish for lake.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it don't smell like nuggets in here fucking
Speaker 1: Costco Prime.
Speaker 3: Baby, and I smell like fried baloney as steak.
Speaker 1: Bitch is steaky here, bro I get all my meats,
Speaker 1: shouts to Costco.
Speaker 3: Good meeting, I don't know if that's a rich person's
Speaker 3: instinct with with meat.
Speaker 1: But yeah, are you not a costcomer?
Speaker 3: I am not a costco member. No, but what I
Speaker 3: aspire to be. I don't shame anyone who has that
Speaker 3: that sweet opportunity.
Speaker 1: It's it's not a fucking college degree. You could just
Speaker 1: go to Burbank and get one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think the Burbank is a big,
Speaker 3: a big factor for me. Pretty I'm pretty far from that.
Speaker 3: And it's just, you know, the idea of needing to
Speaker 3: go all the way out there to shop feels super removed.
Speaker 1: So no, I'm not. But I mean the thing is
Speaker 1: you only have to go once every six weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, six weeks is it's it comes up fast
Speaker 3: for us at this house. All right, all right, kid
Speaker 3: changes things. Man, You really, that's what I hear? You really?
Speaker 3: You think people sound like fucking idiots when you go
Speaker 3: when you hear them talk about like their lives after
Speaker 3: their kids, and you go, bitch, it can't be that hard,
Speaker 3: And then you're doing it and you're like, it's kind
Speaker 3: of hard.
Speaker 1: I Mean, here's the thing about me is I don't
Speaker 1: particularly want a job that never stops okay, and that's
Speaker 1: what like, that's like shit could happen to them when
Speaker 1: they're sleeping, Like, come on, man, I need to I
Speaker 1: need to leave the office every now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get you. You need to do not disturb
Speaker 3: on your phone a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need some daddy time.
Speaker 3: I got you, not just father time.
Speaker 1: You need big pop a time.
Speaker 3: I got you.
Speaker 1: Whatever I do with my personal life, it's their business.
Speaker 3: It's none of your goddamn business. And I say that
Speaker 3: to my daughter, but she don't listen. She she seems
Speaker 3: pretty intent on being very much in my business for
Speaker 3: the rest.
Speaker 1: Of my life. Damn. In the mix, in the mix,
Speaker 1: don't you want a day where you could just sleep?
Speaker 3: David? Yes, what is this line of questioning? Absolutely I do.
Speaker 3: I dream about it constantly, But I built a bond
Speaker 3: that I can't untether, So no, it doesn't. I don't
Speaker 3: get that anymore. And I have to make peace with that.
Speaker 1: Man. Your life is hard, bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's you know, it's not ideal all the time.
Speaker 1: But it could be me over here making.
Speaker 3: Steaks, making stinky steaks.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not sticky, it's just like not a smell.
Speaker 1: You want wingering.
Speaker 3: Not a constant smell. You need an your house.
Speaker 1: Like you don't want to wake up to it. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I got you, that's the problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, we got an email. We don't need to talk
Speaker 1: about stake.
Speaker 3: So we got an email, an email from a person
Speaker 3: who you I feel. I haven't read the email, but
Speaker 3: you have. And you couldn't have been more excited about
Speaker 3: this individual and their contributions to our emails.
Speaker 1: I this guy might be Carlos esque, okay, in his fervor,
Speaker 1: in passion and devotion. This guy, man, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'll read it and then you can. Yeah, you'll you'll
Speaker 1: feel it.
Speaker 3: Well, I will say before we even get started. We're
Speaker 3: always looking for new enemies, and it sounds like we
Speaker 3: may have earned ourselves one via the podcast.
Speaker 1: So no, I think this guy's on our side. He's
Speaker 1: just crazy, okay's also what we're looking for.
Speaker 3: He's Dennis Rodman on the on the ninety seven Bulls
Speaker 3: kind of.
Speaker 1: He might marry Madonna, he might marry himself, might be
Speaker 1: up an addressed like, oh this is exciting, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really I'm really happy for this. Let's jump in
Speaker 1: all right. This is from he doesn't say. He doesn't
Speaker 1: want us to say his name, so I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say it. I also don't think he's involved in the
Speaker 1: world where we can't say this is from Jay Shan.
Speaker 3: We don't under say his last night.
Speaker 1: All right. That was my father justin cut that out,
Speaker 1: all right, Just for the record, for all Chinese listeners
Speaker 1: out there, we love you all here at my mama
Speaker 1: told me the reviews of Jay Sean do not reflect
Speaker 1: the views of like Snon David. In fact, we don't
Speaker 1: know this nigga. He's clearly crazy. Okay. The title of
Speaker 1: the email is watch your pops here we go. No punctuation, by.
Speaker 3: The way, not not a single period or comma throughout
Speaker 3: this whole thing. I would say, there's there's.
Speaker 1: Some capitals though, all right, all right, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: just listening and one of y'all said, your pops is white.
Speaker 3: Hold on, can we talk about how insane it is
Speaker 3: to start an email with Yeah, I was just listening.
Speaker 3: No greeting, no no uh, no pleasantries, just immediately in
Speaker 3: the middle of a sentence. But go ahead, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, I was just listening and one of
Speaker 1: y'all said, your pops is white. Yo. I know that
Speaker 1: nigga probably cool and everything. Yeah, I met your fond
Speaker 1: cool guy. Yeah guy, But Yo, you might want to
Speaker 1: keep an eye on him because you never know, he
Speaker 1: might be hanging out with some other white people that
Speaker 1: he thinks is cool and they could be playing him
Speaker 1: and getting all kinds of info about you. The next
Speaker 1: thing you know, they all in your shit.
Speaker 3: WHOA. I had never considered the possibility my father my
Speaker 3: canoodle with other whites and that would be the potential
Speaker 3: to my downfall.
Speaker 1: It's also that he thinks your father would set you up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad is just like weirdly bad mouthing me
Speaker 3: to other white people and they're rubbing their hands together
Speaker 3: like birdman, just waiting for the chance.
Speaker 1: Also that your dad could be tricked into, like you know,
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, were I'm sorry, that was cool? That was.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Jayshawn, I'm thirty six. I think it's
Speaker 3: my dad. I think my dad were gonna like snitch
Speaker 3: on me to the white community. He had an ampul
Speaker 3: opportunity up to this point.
Speaker 1: It would have been done in childhood.
Speaker 3: We're pretty far into the game. But I'm listening. I'm
Speaker 3: listening get ready for a tone shift. And that reminds
Speaker 3: me you can't trust them Chinese because.
Speaker 1: Either oh.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta be employed someday, Jay Sean.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? It's this special kind of racist
Speaker 1: guy who conflates white and Asian people.
Speaker 3: What fuck?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Let me some.
Speaker 1: People truly only see black white, right, like you ever
Speaker 1: mentionedbody like that where it's like, I don't think they
Speaker 1: are aware that there's like other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, where it's just like white and black
Speaker 3: and then and and I feel like what they always
Speaker 3: are is white, black, jew Chinese. I think I think
Speaker 3: those of the four categories. He is that that people
Speaker 3: with that intense racism tend to hold tight is white, black,
Speaker 3: jew never Jewish. It ain't Jewish people, it's jew Chinese.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: And I feel like Jayshawn is probably living in that
Speaker 3: deep seated level of racism.
Speaker 1: I also several family members. I got cousins who will
Speaker 1: tell you, if you're not born in Africa, you're not black.
Speaker 1: They say that to me.
Speaker 3: The most Africanized man that ever was.
Speaker 1: Their cousin not born in Africa black as all. Anyways,
Speaker 1: all right, you know what Chinese niggas sol karate from us. Right,
Speaker 1: my man kind of put me onto this, but I
Speaker 1: figured out most of it myself. We could tell he
Speaker 1: did his own research. Uh so, my main my man
Speaker 1: tells me about how these egypt niggas invented karate, but
Speaker 1: when they was warring with them Greek or Roman niggas,
Speaker 1: the Chinese niggas slid in there and stole all kinds
Speaker 1: of shit and took all the karate books. And then
Speaker 1: the karate teachers all died in the war.
Speaker 3: Whoa, So it was the books that we were learning
Speaker 3: the karate from. That that was the way that we
Speaker 3: were passing down the lineage of martial arts.
Speaker 1: I'm the books. I'm still with him, like people, man, listen,
Speaker 1: stolen people, steal culture during wars.
Speaker 3: Stolen artifacts is a very real thing.
Speaker 1: Come on. Our museums built on that. Most come on.
Speaker 1: So I start wondering why they invented karate. And I
Speaker 1: remember I watched the show one night about how these
Speaker 1: alien niggas was here and showed the egypt niggas and
Speaker 1: some other niggas in like South America or some shit,
Speaker 1: how to build pyramids. And this is some real shit
Speaker 1: you could look up. I don't remember the name of
Speaker 1: the planet, but it's called like Neibu or something like that,
Speaker 1: and every like three thousand years, it's close enough that
Speaker 1: the niggas that lived there can just pull up on us.
Speaker 1: So I started realizing these egypt niggas must have been, like, Yo,
Speaker 1: these niggas seem cool, but next time they come around,
Speaker 1: they might be on some different type of timing. And
Speaker 1: you gotta remember, they didn't have guns and bombs or
Speaker 1: none of that shit back then. They had like swords
Speaker 1: and shit. So they came up with karate just in
Speaker 1: case something popped off, they could give them that action. Okay,
Speaker 1: but them Chinese niggas stole it. They stole all that
Speaker 1: shit and been keeping it secret all these years. I
Speaker 1: think that's oh wow, wait wait, I think that's why
Speaker 1: they killed that nigga.
Speaker 3: Bruce Lee famously assassinated.
Speaker 1: That nigga. Bruce Lee was cool with black people's and
Speaker 1: was teaching them karate, but then he started teaching But then,
Speaker 1: but then he started teaching that basketball nigga. Kareem Abdul
Speaker 1: Jabbar karate.
Speaker 3: Can I just say how insane it is to both no.
Speaker 3: Kareem Abdul Jabbar's name and still refer to him as
Speaker 3: that basketball nigga.
Speaker 1: Okay, so then you started teaching that basketball nigga Kareem
Speaker 1: ab dul Jabbar karate. So them Chinese government niggas must
Speaker 1: have been like, yo, he fucking with a Muslim niggas.
Speaker 1: Now you know how they get down. So they had
Speaker 1: that nigga popped. I think they killed his son too,
Speaker 1: probably just to make sure he didn't try nothing if
Speaker 1: he found out how they did his pops. Imagine if
Speaker 1: these Chinese niggas never stole that shit and Phara Malcolmects
Speaker 1: and them niggas had that karate shit right out the gate, yo,
Speaker 1: shit would be different right about now.
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Speaker 1: I honestly think jayshon Ford possibly the best email anyone's
Speaker 1: ever sent me.
Speaker 3: It's a high caliber email.
Speaker 1: It's like, if you're gonna, if you're gonna send us shit.
Speaker 1: We don't want to hear about how much you like
Speaker 1: the show. Yes, stop, you don't want to hear about
Speaker 1: how handsome you think we are.
Speaker 3: Stop trying to fuck us, Stop trying to butter us up.
Speaker 3: Get to the crazy, Get right to the fucking nutcase
Speaker 3: that's outside of You.
Speaker 1: Start out with us testing our familial bonds, and.
Speaker 3: You come in and you make me doubt whether or
Speaker 3: not my father is a terrorist, uh some sort of
Speaker 3: like spy, a co op of some kind, and then
Speaker 3: and psyop and then and then and then you transition
Speaker 3: into asking us to not trust entire races and ethnicities
Speaker 3: of people.
Speaker 1: By the way, no sign off that shit just ended.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, he doesn't say goodbye, He doesn't say hello,
Speaker 3: he doesn't say goodbye. He starts in the middle of
Speaker 3: the sentence. And that sentence runs on for a page
Speaker 3: and a half and and all of it glorious. And
Speaker 3: he tells us a lot. He tells us that that
Speaker 3: the Egyptian niggas were the ones who invented karate. He
Speaker 3: tells us that that the only reason that Egyptians do
Speaker 3: not continue to practice karate is because it was stolen
Speaker 3: the literature, that sort of how's the karate was stolen
Speaker 3: and our greatest karate masters were murdered off. And then
Speaker 3: he goes on to say that Bruce Lee in fact,
Speaker 3: was going to gift karate back to the black community
Speaker 3: and specifically the most dangerous of blacks, the black Muslims,
Speaker 3: before he was quote unquote assassinated popped Una Pops for
Speaker 3: his decision to share with the Muslim community.
Speaker 1: So I just want to say, even though Jayshawn has
Speaker 1: brought us a bounty of ideas, some informed, some maybe
Speaker 1: not fully informed, we should clarify the origin of karate
Speaker 1: as we know it is a type of martial arts
Speaker 1: from Japan with some Chinese influence, But I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I as a theory, I'm I'm I love it. I
Speaker 1: love it. I will I would love to go deeper
Speaker 1: because here's what this got me thinking. The way he
Speaker 1: was like, I just figured that shit out. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you could just make up your world.
Speaker 3: It's a nice thing that I think we don't celebrate
Speaker 3: enough in conspiracy theory. I think, oftentimes, if we're gonna
Speaker 3: take this into a little bit more of a wide
Speaker 3: lens of what conspiracy theory is, and it's part of
Speaker 3: the root of what this what makes this show so fun.
Speaker 3: Oftentimes conspiracy theory gets treated like it's it's the terrors
Speaker 3: of the fringes of society, right that it's just the
Speaker 3: worst people making up the worst ideas, and they're bad
Speaker 3: for having done it, and we should be ashamed to
Speaker 3: allow them to do it. And I and I think
Speaker 3: you disagree. I think it sometimes can be the best
Speaker 3: thing that a human being has to offer is their
Speaker 3: psychotic musings on a subject they know absolutely nothing about.
Speaker 1: I honestly often would rather hear from that than experts.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's just so much more fun.
Speaker 1: You think I want to talk to some taekwondo master, No,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to Jean.
Speaker 3: I want Jay Jon to write a book about the
Speaker 3: ancient art of taekwondo.
Speaker 1: Here's yeah, here's what I'm thinking in my head. This
Speaker 1: is what I go down. Bruce Lee was foretold in
Speaker 1: a prophecy, and now we're waiting on the true karate Messiah.
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to be. Okay, I like it
Speaker 1: back for us to teach his people karate and through
Speaker 1: we will liberate because we had, we've Black people have
Speaker 1: always had flirtations with karate. We love karate, we love karate.
Speaker 1: I have a joke about we love karate, we.
Speaker 3: Love them about some of the greatest drug dealers of
Speaker 3: New York name themselves Wu Tang just because they liked
Speaker 3: watching karate films too much.
Speaker 1: I would argue, there's no such thing as too much. So, like,
Speaker 1: where does that love of karate come from? It? It
Speaker 1: would make sense that it's instilled in us on a
Speaker 1: genetic level from the ancient time.
Speaker 3: Right, And if if I want to play this game,
Speaker 3: if we think about what hieroglyphics are, they're always in
Speaker 3: poses that do sort of look a little bit like karate.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of this and a lot of it's
Speaker 3: a lot of karate chops in those hieroglyphic pro poses,
Speaker 3: and we've been presuming that they're running or they're made
Speaker 3: making grain or whatever the fuck is the suggested thing.
Speaker 3: But I think more realistically, they're probably karate chopping like
Speaker 3: fucking crocodiles and shit out there, just.
Speaker 1: Like man and I would just love for it. Here's
Speaker 1: my only issue with Jay Summons. Yeah logic, because I'm
Speaker 1: with most of it, he makes it sound like the
Speaker 1: Chinese people have been hiding karate from us.
Speaker 3: That is where there's a little bit of a fault
Speaker 3: line in this whole thing.
Speaker 1: Karate is you could go find it, I'd argue at
Speaker 1: your closest tripmon.
Speaker 3: I think it's real hard to not find a karate
Speaker 3: class nowadays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now whether or not you're too embarrassed
Speaker 1: to sign up for one, yeah.
Speaker 3: And also whether or not it's a legit karate class
Speaker 3: or if it's being taught by like a you know,
Speaker 3: thirty five year old white guy who just is seeking
Speaker 3: employment and figuring out a way to scam people. That's
Speaker 3: a different question.
Speaker 1: Up saying my joke. I literally that's a joke I
Speaker 1: have because it's like and I love that. No, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay. They should still buy tickets to come see
Speaker 1: me the rest of the hours. Dude. I loved the
Speaker 1: idea of a fake you know what this This is
Speaker 1: why I love a fake karate dude because I knew
Speaker 1: this guy when we were like probably like twenty, and
Speaker 1: he his whole persona was we called him Ninja. It
Speaker 1: was his whole persona, hed the dojo, he taught kids.
Speaker 1: He was one of those guys you know where you
Speaker 1: would you know when you know, martial arts guys. And
Speaker 1: he show me some karate and he comes up and
Speaker 1: he's like, if I had a knife, I would just.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And then you got to fall out. We were like, no,
Speaker 1: this is crazy, blah blah blah blah blah. And he
Speaker 1: had a good life. He had a good life. He
Speaker 1: had a job, he had a girlfriend, he had a
Speaker 1: good life, and he had a lot of moves that
Speaker 1: could murder you. A lot of dude at their parties
Speaker 1: all drunk. My man, my man gets out of jail,
Speaker 1: right and we're throwing a party for him, and Ninja
Speaker 1: is there and the homies like, I don't believe that ship. Oh,
Speaker 1: and we're like, we're like, no, just.
Speaker 3: Let him live.
Speaker 1: No, we got we got we got to fight. Oh no,
Speaker 1: he throws him through a bookcase.
Speaker 4: Fucks and it ruined his whole life. O. Bro, he
Speaker 4: threw him through a book It was fast, of course
Speaker 4: it was. It was like it was like maybe twenty seconds.
Speaker 3: No, this fight wasn't meant to last long. Bro, He's
Speaker 3: been building it up too far, for too long. He
Speaker 3: made he had a thing in his head and then
Speaker 3: this prison nigga shows up and he just he ate
Speaker 3: him alive.
Speaker 1: Bro through the man through a bookcase. He gets embarrassed
Speaker 1: and goes out to his car, right like, and I
Speaker 1: would be embarrassed as well.
Speaker 3: We didn't go to get something. He just went to
Speaker 3: go get a bro.
Speaker 1: That story gets so much worse. His story gets so
Speaker 1: much worse. He went to his car and then his
Speaker 1: girl was in there also, which is terrible. So his
Speaker 1: girl saw the whole thing happen and she had to
Speaker 1: go out and like console him. He doesn't come back
Speaker 1: to the party. His girl comes back and to get
Speaker 1: his ship.
Speaker 3: We're like, what.
Speaker 1: She's like. She's like, She's like, he just feels as
Speaker 1: if he's lost his honor. And I swear to you,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen dudes since man Bro. I don't even
Speaker 1: like telling the story in public. I have second it
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta write that bit that's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's not a bit that's what happened.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it needs to be one. It surely is.
Speaker 3: What a phenomenal story.
Speaker 1: I always after that. I always thought about like. I
Speaker 1: thought about it and I was like, it sucks that
Speaker 1: he pulled his card. Why can't he just have his
Speaker 1: fake karate world.
Speaker 3: I think that's what karate's for.
Speaker 1: I think, I'm it's not teaching you how to fight
Speaker 1: some fucking at risk youth who's gonna throw you through
Speaker 1: a bookcase.
Speaker 3: Well that's that's the point. And frankly, it gets us
Speaker 3: back to what Jayshawn is talking about. It's the reason
Speaker 3: all those Egyptian karate masters are dead is because karate
Speaker 3: ain't for for real fighting. It's for building confidence. It's
Speaker 3: for centering yourself. It's for allowing you to feel more
Speaker 3: like the human who could protect themselves. And then when
Speaker 3: you actually need to protect yourself, you get a gun,
Speaker 3: you get a fucking stick on you. You fight like
Speaker 3: a coward because that's the only way to survive in
Speaker 3: this world.
Speaker 1: You fight the way that me and Langston are going
Speaker 1: to fight when Terry Crews eventually runs down on him.
Speaker 3: You think I'm using my fists with Terry Crews. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get the biggest chair I can find and throw
Speaker 3: it and run and then throw more chairs.
Speaker 1: You don't think I'm walking around with Pepper in my bar.
Speaker 3: I'm not fucking squaring up with him. And I did
Speaker 3: take karate. I'm not going back to none of that shit.
Speaker 1: It's not about karate. It's about a big ass rock.
Speaker 1: If you're really worried about Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, you let the man have the confidence he needed
Speaker 3: to keep being the person he wanted to be. And
Speaker 3: it's a shame that that prison man took that from
Speaker 3: your boy, Ninja, because he deserved that. He deserved he
Speaker 3: was getting.
Speaker 1: Pussy, he was enjoying himself, and.
Speaker 3: Then he lost this honor because one man just wouldn't
Speaker 3: let him have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wouldn't, And it was like not necessary.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Why do you have to do that too?
Speaker 3: It's so funny to sit in the car and then
Speaker 3: tell your girl, I just feel like I love some
Speaker 3: of my honor.
Speaker 1: Bro I we have to break up if I gotta.
Speaker 1: If you see that, and then I gotta say.
Speaker 3: That to you, I gotta go back in the party
Speaker 3: to tell people that the reason you won't come back
Speaker 3: in is because you lost your honor.
Speaker 1: The goal I would never I would hope to never
Speaker 1: see her again.
Speaker 3: Women. And I'm gonna say this respectfully, women. Okay, I
Speaker 3: want the best for Ninja. I want the best for
Speaker 3: the lady that loves Ninja. I want the best for Jayshawn.
Speaker 3: I do think that Jayshawn. This conspiracy seems somewhat unfounded,
Speaker 3: but I'm happy to spread it. I'm happy to help
Speaker 3: proliferate this into the world. I truly have no doubt
Speaker 3: that this would add a sweet, sweet chaos that we
Speaker 3: all need.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not, it's not. We also invented the windmill punch.
Speaker 3: And that uppercut to the nuts that d X used
Speaker 3: to do. That was so jay Shawn, thank you for
Speaker 3: your email. It means the world to us, and I
Speaker 3: have no doubt that we will cross paths again sometime
Speaker 3: relatively soon. I think this type of crazy can only
Speaker 3: build on itself.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and I also and I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know if this is warranted, but it feels right in
Speaker 1: my heart. Free that man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, appreciation, Yo, you're right. When you're right, you're right.
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