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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode. Motherfucking mini ever.

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Speaker 2: Sew baby, turn around and let me see that sexy body.

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Speaker 3: Go bump, bump, bump. There it is Gentiles and little

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Speaker 3: mamas alike. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 1: Me, the podcast that dives deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: And we finally work to prove the theories that you the

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Speaker 3: listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode. Welcome everyone.

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Speaker 1: I'm German, I'm David boy. My apartment stuns like sneak.

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Speaker 3: Your apartment smells like steak, but that doesn't get picked

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Speaker 3: up on the podcast. That wasn't even something you had

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Speaker 3: to tell everybody running back.

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Speaker 2: Let's just start the whole I'll tell you one thing

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Speaker 2: about me. My apartment don't smell like steak. Yeah yeah, hey,

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Speaker 2: well at least something you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not broke.

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Speaker 3: It don't smell like fish for lake.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it don't smell like nuggets in here fucking

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Speaker 1: Costco Prime.

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Speaker 3: Baby, and I smell like fried baloney as steak.

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Speaker 1: Bitch is steaky here, bro I get all my meats,

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Speaker 1: shouts to Costco.

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Speaker 3: Good meeting, I don't know if that's a rich person's

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Speaker 3: instinct with with meat.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, are you not a costcomer?

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Speaker 3: I am not a costco member. No, but what I

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Speaker 3: aspire to be. I don't shame anyone who has that

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Speaker 3: that sweet opportunity.

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Speaker 1: It's it's not a fucking college degree. You could just

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Speaker 1: go to Burbank and get one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think the Burbank is a big,

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Speaker 3: a big factor for me. Pretty I'm pretty far from that.

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Speaker 3: And it's just, you know, the idea of needing to

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Speaker 3: go all the way out there to shop feels super removed.

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Speaker 1: So no, I'm not. But I mean the thing is

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Speaker 1: you only have to go once every six weeks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, six weeks is it's it comes up fast

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Speaker 3: for us at this house. All right, all right, kid

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Speaker 3: changes things. Man, You really, that's what I hear? You really?

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Speaker 3: You think people sound like fucking idiots when you go

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Speaker 3: when you hear them talk about like their lives after

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Speaker 3: their kids, and you go, bitch, it can't be that hard,

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Speaker 3: And then you're doing it and you're like, it's kind

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Speaker 1: I Mean, here's the thing about me is I don't

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Speaker 1: particularly want a job that never stops okay, and that's

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Speaker 1: what like, that's like shit could happen to them when

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Speaker 1: they're sleeping, Like, come on, man, I need to I

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Speaker 1: need to leave the office every now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I get you. You need to do not disturb

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Speaker 3: on your phone a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I need some daddy time.

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Speaker 3: I got you, not just father time.

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Speaker 1: You need big pop a time.

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Speaker 3: I got you.

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Speaker 1: Whatever I do with my personal life, it's their business.

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Speaker 3: It's none of your goddamn business. And I say that

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Speaker 3: to my daughter, but she don't listen. She she seems

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Speaker 3: pretty intent on being very much in my business for

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Speaker 1: Of my life. Damn. In the mix, in the mix,

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Speaker 1: don't you want a day where you could just sleep?

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Speaker 3: David? Yes, what is this line of questioning? Absolutely I do.

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Speaker 3: I dream about it constantly, But I built a bond

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Speaker 3: that I can't untether, So no, it doesn't. I don't

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Speaker 3: get that anymore. And I have to make peace with that.

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Speaker 1: Man. Your life is hard, bro.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's you know, it's not ideal all the time.

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Speaker 1: But it could be me over here making.

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Speaker 3: Steaks, making stinky steaks.

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Speaker 1: It's not it's not sticky, it's just like not a smell.

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Speaker 1: You want wingering.

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Speaker 3: Not a constant smell. You need an your house.

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Speaker 1: Like you don't want to wake up to it. You

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? I got you, that's the problem.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, we got an email. We don't need to talk

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Speaker 1: about stake.

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Speaker 3: So we got an email, an email from a person

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Speaker 3: who you I feel. I haven't read the email, but

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Speaker 3: this individual and their contributions to our emails.

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Speaker 1: I this guy might be Carlos esque, okay, in his fervor,

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Speaker 1: in passion and devotion. This guy, man, this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'll read it and then you can. Yeah, you'll you'll

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Speaker 3: Well, I will say before we even get started. We're

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Speaker 3: always looking for new enemies, and it sounds like we

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Speaker 1: So no, I think this guy's on our side. He's

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Speaker 3: He's Dennis Rodman on the on the ninety seven Bulls

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Speaker 1: He might marry Madonna, he might marry himself, might be

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Speaker 1: I'm really I'm really happy for this. Let's jump in

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Speaker 1: all right. This is from he doesn't say. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: world where we can't say this is from Jay Shan.

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Speaker 3: We don't under say his last night.

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Speaker 1: All right. That was my father justin cut that out,

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Speaker 1: all right, Just for the record, for all Chinese listeners

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Speaker 1: out there, we love you all here at my mama

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Speaker 1: told me the reviews of Jay Sean do not reflect

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Speaker 1: the views of like Snon David. In fact, we don't

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Speaker 1: know this nigga. He's clearly crazy. Okay. The title of

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Speaker 1: the email is watch your pops here we go. No punctuation, by.

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Speaker 3: The way, not not a single period or comma throughout

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Speaker 1: Some capitals though, all right, all right, yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: just listening and one of y'all said, your pops is white.

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Speaker 3: to start an email with Yeah, I was just listening.

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Speaker 3: No greeting, no no uh, no pleasantries, just immediately in

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, I was just listening and one of

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Speaker 1: nigga probably cool and everything. Yeah, I met your fond

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Speaker 1: cool guy. Yeah guy, But Yo, you might want to

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Speaker 1: and getting all kinds of info about you. The next

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Speaker 3: WHOA. I had never considered the possibility my father my

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Speaker 1: It's also that he thinks your father would set you up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad is just like weirdly bad mouthing me

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Speaker 1: Also that your dad could be tricked into, like you know,

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Jayshawn, I'm thirty six. I think it's

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Speaker 3: my dad. I think my dad were gonna like snitch

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Speaker 1: It would have been done in childhood.

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Speaker 3: We're pretty far into the game. But I'm listening. I'm

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Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta be employed someday, Jay Sean.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? It's this special kind of racist

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Speaker 1: guy who conflates white and Asian people.

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Speaker 3: What fuck?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 3: Let me some.

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Speaker 1: People truly only see black white, right, like you ever

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Speaker 1: mentionedbody like that where it's like, I don't think they

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, where it's just like white and black

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Speaker 3: And I feel like Jayshawn is probably living in that

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Speaker 1: I also several family members. I got cousins who will

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Speaker 1: They say that to me.

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Speaker 3: The most Africanized man that ever was.

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Speaker 1: Their cousin not born in Africa black as all. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: all right, you know what Chinese niggas sol karate from us. Right,

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Speaker 1: tells me about how these egypt niggas invented karate, but

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Speaker 1: So I started realizing these egypt niggas must have been, like, Yo,

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Speaker 1: but them Chinese niggas stole it. They stole all that

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Speaker 1: That nigga. Bruce Lee was cool with black people's and

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Speaker 1: Jabbar karate.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so then you started teaching that basketball nigga Kareem

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Speaker 1: I honestly think jayshon Ford possibly the best email anyone's

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Speaker 1: It's like, if you're gonna, if you're gonna send us shit.

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Speaker 3: Stop trying to fuck us, Stop trying to butter us up.

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Speaker 3: Get to the crazy, Get right to the fucking nutcase

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Speaker 1: Start out with us testing our familial bonds, and.

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Speaker 3: You come in and you make me doubt whether or

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Speaker 1: By the way, no sign off that shit just ended.

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Speaker 1: So I just want to say, even though Jayshawn has

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Speaker 3: It's a nice thing that I think we don't celebrate

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Speaker 3: Oftentimes conspiracy theory gets treated like it's it's the terrors

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Speaker 1: I honestly often would rather hear from that than experts.

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Speaker 3: Come on, it's just so much more fun.

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Speaker 1: You think I want to talk to some taekwondo master, No,

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Speaker 3: I want Jay Jon to write a book about the

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Speaker 1: Here's yeah, here's what I'm thinking in my head. This

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Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to be. Okay, I like it

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Speaker 1: we will liberate because we had, we've Black people have

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Speaker 3: Love them about some of the greatest drug dealers of

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Speaker 3: Right, And if if I want to play this game,

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Speaker 1: Like man and I would just love for it. Here's

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Speaker 1: my only issue with Jay Summons. Yeah logic, because I'm

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Speaker 1: Karate is you could go find it, I'd argue at

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Speaker 3: I think it's real hard to not find a karate

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now whether or not you're too embarrassed

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Speaker 3: And also whether or not it's a legit karate class

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Speaker 1: Up saying my joke. I literally that's a joke I

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Speaker 1: it's okay. They should still buy tickets to come see

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Speaker 1: me the rest of the hours. Dude. I loved the

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Speaker 1: why I love a fake karate dude because I knew

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Speaker 1: He was one of those guys you know where you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: And then you got to fall out. We were like, no,

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Speaker 1: right and we're throwing a party for him, and Ninja

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Speaker 1: is there and the homies like, I don't believe that ship. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and we're like, we're like, no, just.

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Speaker 3: Let him live.

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Speaker 1: No, we got we got we got to fight. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: he throws him through a bookcase.

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Speaker 4: Fucks and it ruined his whole life. O. Bro, he

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Speaker 3: No, this fight wasn't meant to last long. Bro, He's

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Speaker 3: been building it up too far, for too long. He

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Speaker 1: Bro through the man through a bookcase. He gets embarrassed

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Speaker 3: We didn't go to get something. He just went to

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Speaker 1: That story gets so much worse. His story gets so

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Speaker 3: We're like, what.

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Speaker 1: She's like. She's like, She's like, he just feels as

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen dudes since man Bro. I don't even

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Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta write that bit that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: It's not a bit that's what happened.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying it needs to be one. It surely is.

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Speaker 3: What a phenomenal story.

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Speaker 1: I always after that. I always thought about like. I

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Speaker 1: he pulled his card. Why can't he just have his

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Speaker 3: I think that's what karate's for.

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Speaker 1: I think, I'm it's not teaching you how to fight

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Speaker 1: some fucking at risk youth who's gonna throw you through

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Speaker 3: Well that's that's the point. And frankly, it gets us

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Speaker 3: back to what Jayshawn is talking about. It's the reason

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Speaker 3: all those Egyptian karate masters are dead is because karate

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Speaker 3: for centering yourself. It's for allowing you to feel more

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Speaker 1: You fight the way that me and Langston are going

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Speaker 1: to fight when Terry Crews eventually runs down on him.

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Speaker 3: You think I'm using my fists with Terry Crews. I'm

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Speaker 1: You don't think I'm walking around with Pepper in my bar.

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Speaker 3: I'm not fucking squaring up with him. And I did

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Speaker 1: It's not about karate. It's about a big ass rock.

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Speaker 1: If you're really worried about Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, you let the man have the confidence he needed

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Speaker 3: it's a shame that that prison man took that from

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Speaker 1: Pussy, he was enjoying himself, and.

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Speaker 3: Then he lost this honor because one man just wouldn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wouldn't, And it was like not necessary.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have to do that too?

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Speaker 3: It's so funny to sit in the car and then

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Speaker 1: If you see that, and then I gotta say.

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Speaker 3: That to you, I gotta go back in the party

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Speaker 3: to tell people that the reason you won't come back

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Speaker 1: The goal I would never I would hope to never

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Speaker 1: see her again.

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Speaker 3: Women. And I'm gonna say this respectfully, women. Okay, I

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Speaker 3: want the best for Ninja. I want the best for

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Speaker 3: the lady that loves Ninja. I want the best for Jayshawn.

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Speaker 3: I do think that Jayshawn. This conspiracy seems somewhat unfounded,

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Speaker 3: but I'm happy to spread it. I'm happy to help

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not, it's not. We also invented the windmill punch.

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Speaker 3: And that uppercut to the nuts that d X used

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Speaker 3: relatively soon. I think this type of crazy can only

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Speaker 1: So yeah, and I also and I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: know if this is warranted, but it feels right in

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Speaker 1: my heart. Free that man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, appreciation, Yo, you're right. When you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 3: But all right, you want to tell the people where

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Speaker 1: H Yeah, follow me on Instagram at Cool Guy Jokes

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Speaker 1: I'm in that one as well. Every episode You'll love it.

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Speaker 3: Go watch Royal Crackers. Follow David as always. You can

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Speaker 3: follow me at Langston Kerman And if you want to

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Speaker 3: see my Mama told Me live, then guess what, bitch,

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Speaker 3: You've got your opportunity coming up. It is going to

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Speaker 3: It's part of the Netflix as a Joke Festival. It's

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Speaker 3: gonna be insane. We're gonna have cool guests, We're gonna

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Speaker 3: if you want to buy merch before that show, after

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Speaker 3: if you want to send us your own drops, your

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Speaker 3: own conspiracy theories, if you want to bring an official

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Speaker 3: evidence in to support Jayshawn's claims that black people are

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Speaker 3: the true masters of karate, send it all to my

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Speaker 3: mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to

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