WEBVTT - The Conference Call - 9.10.26

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, we

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<v Speaker 1>need to pray for you. We know that, but what

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<v Speaker 1>you got for us today?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, let me answer this. Let's do something different. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>do something different. First of all, I need y'all's approval

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<v Speaker 2>if we can do something different. This is prank time.

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<v Speaker 2>We already know this is prank time. Would y'all be

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<v Speaker 2>in agreement?

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<v Speaker 1>Steve ain't here. I get to do what I want

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<v Speaker 1>to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Would y'all be in agreeance if If I prank somebody live,

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<v Speaker 2>if we just call somebody live right now, would y'all

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<v Speaker 2>be in agreement with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Just ramble, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all gotta come on. You know we don't get to

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<v Speaker 2>do what we want to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on now. Let's just step out there and just

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<v Speaker 1>make a phone call. What you gonna say?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We gonna wake somebody up. We gonna talk to them.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be fun, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scared. Yeah, we might not have a job tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 3>This could go really good or really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly. Okay, narrow it down. Narrow it down.

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<v Speaker 3>Give us a subject.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, how about we call, let's call a man and

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<v Speaker 2>ask him, what size bra do his wife wear? Because

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<v Speaker 2>us down here at the office trying to buy her

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<v Speaker 2>something for her birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>All for being a good employee you want to buy

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<v Speaker 3>his wife a bra yeah so of all the subjects

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<v Speaker 3>in the world to bring somebody you know he's stupid

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<v Speaker 3>you went with if we just do one right now

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<v Speaker 3>let's call a man.

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<v Speaker 2>But you gotta make sure he really sleep he don't

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<v Speaker 2>work too late oh god waking him up.

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<v Speaker 1>This has HR written all over it. Okay. Come back

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<v Speaker 1>to the drawing board. Yeah, come up with something else, nephew. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go. Outside of the bra, something different. Yes, let's go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll think about it. I'll be back tomorrow. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here it is. This right here is the conference call.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, this is Hannah.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi there, this is Frank checking in.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, David here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the line. Hey, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>How's it going?

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<v Speaker 1>Fine.

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<v Speaker 3>What's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, how's it going? I think we're waiting for one

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<v Speaker 4>other person. Just hold that one a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, this is Sherman. Sherman Davis, general manager's assistant. How

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<v Speaker 1>you guys doing? Everybody here? Hey, Sherman.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing fine. Hello, Sherman.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, guys. Let me make sure we got everybody here.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Hannah here?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, Hannah's here. How's it going?

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Frank?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, I'm on the line. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Good, good, good. And David? Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Sherman. I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, my man. Good deal, good deal.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Got some news for you guys. I need

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<v Speaker 2>you guys to just bear with me for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting all the paperwork in. My assistant, Cynthia, is here.

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<v Speaker 2>So you guys just give me a second. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to put you guys on hold for a second, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be back probably less.

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<v Speaker 1>Than 30 seconds, okay? All right.

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<v Speaker 2>No problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Will do. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Cynthia.

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<v Speaker 1>Cynthia. Can you bring me all of the stuff on

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<v Speaker 1>these three guys?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, today is supposed to be, they're on hold

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<v Speaker 2>right now, but today's the day that we're giving them

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<v Speaker 2>their severance packages and letting them go. And they'll be

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<v Speaker 2>out of here probably by tomorrow morning. They're clearing their

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<v Speaker 2>things out. They don't know it yet, but we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to at least give them their severance packages today.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they put it on my shoulders to break

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<v Speaker 2>the bad news. Somebody's got to do it. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>my job today.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So bring it to me and get it in here

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as possible so I can, I heard him

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<v Speaker 2>get past this conference call.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys? All right, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Sherman? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm here, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you never put us on hold?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>So are you about to fire us right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about, Sherman? Wait a minute. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on. Hang on. Hang on, guys. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you guys talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>We're asking you what's going on. We just heard you.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't put us on hold. We just heard all that. Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Separate packages, what I heard. I heard you're letting us go. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>my God. Sherman? Maybe you're talking about some other people.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Hey, guys, hang on. Everybody just calm down. Just

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<v Speaker 2>give me a second here. Hang on. I'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on. Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>What is going on? Did we hear that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>You all heard the same thing? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 4>he's talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Cynthia, how do I... Is this the hold button here?

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<v Speaker 1>This is it? There we go. They f * * *

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<v Speaker 1>ing heard everything. No, they just.

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<v Speaker 2>They're f * * * ing asking me right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing what he's telling me to do. These three

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<v Speaker 2>are supposed to be let go by the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the day. I mean, I got to do it, but

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like the severance is... Nobody can live off

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<v Speaker 2>of this for even three freaking months. I already know that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is really f * * * ed up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So, look. Bring me everybody's stuff. Let me at least,

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<v Speaker 1>after lunch, they all come in here and pick up

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<v Speaker 1>their things. That's all I can tell you. Okay? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this the right button here? Okay. Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>It's not the right button. We can tell you, Sherman.

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot believe what I'm hearing.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to be kidding me.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been with this for five years, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>I've not let you down for a quarter.

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<v Speaker 1>The company's down for a quarter.

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<v Speaker 4>This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe this.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm on travel right now, so how am I

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<v Speaker 4>going to come and get my things by the end

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<v Speaker 4>of the day?

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<v Speaker 2>This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>This is how you're going to let us know?

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<v Speaker 4>This is unprofessional. This is trash. I cannot believe this.

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<v Speaker 4>If you don't need a lawyer, I have someone.

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<v Speaker 2>I have contacts.

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<v Speaker 1>We can talk.

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<v Speaker 4>But honestly, Sherman, this is.

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<v Speaker 4>This is unacceptable.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not do the whole lawyer thing, guys, okay? Let's

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<v Speaker 2>not do that, all right? Now, people get let go

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<v Speaker 2>from companies. People get let go all the time, and

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<v Speaker 2>you guys know this.

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<v Speaker 4>Let go on a conference call with other people. What

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<v Speaker 4>are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>You're giving a personal business.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>You're giving a personal business to another.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not on hold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you cannot be doing this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, email me that lawyer's number for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I will.

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<v Speaker 4>I got you on it too, David. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't try for you guys to learn it this way,

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<v Speaker 2>all right? Okay, let's just say I'm not good at

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<v Speaker 2>the conference button.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to put any money.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not good at the conference call. You're not good

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<v Speaker 4>at it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not a good message.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not appropriate professional messaging. In fact, this is–

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<v Speaker 4>I'm mortified.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe this.

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<v Speaker 4>I put five years of my life in this company.

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<v Speaker 4>This is beside the point. We're three of your best employees. No,

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<v Speaker 4>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's absolutely right.

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<v Speaker 3>It is illegal.

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<v Speaker 2>This is illegal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm writing this down. Wait, wait, wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on. Hey, hey, hey.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm recording the call now.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm recording.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you're recording it? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>recording it for? For what?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm letting you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm recording this call. Can you tell me that recording, David?

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<v Speaker 1>I will do it. Listen, I don't consent on being recorded.

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<v Speaker 1>I want that known now.

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<v Speaker 4>We just consent on not being on hold, German. Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay. Can I ask you guys something?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys, are you familiar with your co-worker named

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<v Speaker 2>Barry Dillard?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes. You don't have to answer that.

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<v Speaker 2>Barry fired, too?

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<v Speaker 4>How are you going to tell him?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Barry told me to call you. This is Nephew Tommy

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<v Speaker 2>from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All three of y'all

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<v Speaker 2>just got pranked by your co-worker, Barry Dillard.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, my God. I'm about to have a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. Can you kill a co-worker?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, y'all, nobody has lost their job. Hannah, Frank, David,

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<v Speaker 2>nobody has lost their job. But your coworker, Barry Dillon,

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<v Speaker 2>got me the prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all right? So everybody's got their job.

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<v Speaker 4>We good. Oh, my goodness. We're going to have to

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<v Speaker 4>get Barry back up.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good now.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all got to tell me this.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me hear it.

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<v Speaker 4>Clearly. Steve Harvey.

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<v Speaker 3>Steve Harvey.

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<v Speaker 2>And you, nephew Tommy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 2>We're on the Steve Harvey show.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. I'm done, Shirley. I'm through. All right, nephew.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to happen to us, too. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show.