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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone prayer mornings. That's one. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Coach Wiley. I was looking for Yolanda, Matt's mom. Hi, Coach, Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Yolanda. First of all, thank you for calling

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Speaker 1: me Coach. I appreciate that Coach Wiley. All the kids

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Speaker 1: know me as Whistling Wiley. You might have heard that

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Speaker 1: nickname a few times because it's what I do. Like

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Speaker 1: to blow my whistle. Some people might say whistle while

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Speaker 1: I work. Nice to meet you, Oh, nice to meet

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Speaker 1: you too. So I understand that you wanted to talk

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Speaker 1: to me about um what. So I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, Yolanda, I don't know why. I

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Speaker 1: was about to explain it to you. No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: It's not that I don't know why. I know why

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Speaker 1: you want to talk to me. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: your son Matt won't get off is pansy ass. That's

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Speaker 1: what I can't seem to figure out. First of all,

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Speaker 1: that's not why I asked you to call me. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to talk to you. Second of all, may you

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Speaker 1: please stop blowing that whistle in my ear. I'm not

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Speaker 1: one of your your you know, athletes one of your students.

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Speaker 1: I'm not one of your team. I understand that. Okay then,

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Speaker 1: but as I said before, you want your kid to

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Speaker 1: be a winner, and that's why I came aboard the team.

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Speaker 1: That's why they hired me, because I breed winners. Matt,

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Speaker 1: your son right now, not a winner, so he can

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Speaker 1: start realizing that this is track and field. The point

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Speaker 1: is to get down the track as fast as possible,

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Speaker 1: not as low as possible. I say you ever seeing

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Speaker 1: the tortoise in the hair? I'm not raising any tortoisess? Hello,

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Speaker 1: what's happening here? I want to let you know that

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Speaker 1: I'm committed to winning, and I'm committing to teaching your son, Matt,

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Speaker 1: to become a hair. I don't know what's going on,

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Speaker 1: but you're gonna listen to me. Okay, you're gonna stop talking,

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Speaker 1: stop blowing that whistle in my ear, and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Hold on a second. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that you tell me when to listen. I tell you listen.

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Speaker 1: I am not one of your your athletes. I'm not

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Speaker 1: one of your people in your team. You have been

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Speaker 1: hired to train my son to close my son, not me,

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Speaker 1: So We're not gonna have that going on right here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna listen to me. And what I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: is you need to lighten up on these kids. Stop

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Speaker 1: blowing that damn whistle before I shove it down your

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Speaker 1: throat because I'm tired of it while I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me, coach. I'll have you know I've

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Speaker 1: had four whistles shoved down my throat before, and I

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Speaker 1: have no problem with that. It actually makes it a

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Speaker 1: little more convenient, so I don't have to raise my

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Speaker 1: hand up to my mouth every single time. I want

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Speaker 1: to tell your son that I'm not raising tortoises. I

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Speaker 1: hope you choking on your whistle. Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, are you talking about you? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I did not mean that. Oh,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. Fourth time I swallowed

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Speaker 1: the whistle of day got it out. So let's get

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Speaker 1: some else out there too, all right. I will not

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Speaker 1: lighten up on your son, and I will also let

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Speaker 1: you know that this is a prank phone call and

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Speaker 1: I don't teach the track at all. What. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you. How are you? Yeah? Your son Matt

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Speaker 1: actually set you up for the phone prank. He told

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Speaker 1: you that he had a new coach that was being

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Speaker 1: hard on him and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him. I actually thought

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Speaker 1: that you followed up while, oh my god, wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubil phone pranks, we say mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties,