WEBVTT - "Cutting It Close" Recap Season 2 Episode 1 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:20.960 Judy Sweeten, Andrea Barbera. 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:22.439 I was wondering who was going to start it, you 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:22.759 or me. 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:25.479 Well, it's almost like a vocal warm up, you know, 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:26.480 it really is. 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:29.800 And what I find is sometimes I should do a 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:32.800 vocal warm up before the vocal warm up because I 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.240 try and go for a little nah, and it just. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:36.800 It's not happening. 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:38.519 You're going through puberty. 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:41.640 Yeah, And it's with the rain and everything today and 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:45.960 the Yeah, it's just it's a lot. It's a lot 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:46.720 of the holidays. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:50.240 Everything may agoraphobia is in full effect. I don't want 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:51.839 to go. I don't want to leave the house and 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.600 deal with the traffic. The holiday traffic. 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:57.600 Was I was at the mall yesterday. It wasn't too terrible. 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:58.760 It wasn't too terrible. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:02.000 Yeah, no, I'm impressed you went. I won't go within 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:03.040 a three mile radius. 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.040 Well it's middle of the day on like Monday. Well, yeah, 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.280 it was Monday, so yeah, it definitely was good. 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:09.160 Uh oh yeah. 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.240 And this, well, this episode's airing after all this, so 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.800 nobody cares. Nobody cares what we were doing over. 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.520 The holidays weeks ago. We've moved back. 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:19.399 In fact, no one wants to hear us mention the holidays, 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:20.440 they're so over it. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:21.959 We're a week into January now. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.319 They're like, please, let us just not think about that 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.280 until the end of next year. I should say right 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.080 now how many days are left till Christmas? 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:30.679 But no, no, no, I. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:32.400 Wouldn't do I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do it 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.520 because I don't I would feel bad. 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.720 That's yeah, Well, the stores have already moved on to 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.520 probably Saint Patrick's Day at this point, right right. 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:43.320 It's they've got uh it's bathing suit season now, so 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.000 all of the bikinis are out. You better get him 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:50.320 now before they go on sale in February. So, oh 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:54.400 dear it just actually the kids ask me, uh Be 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.960 asked me. She was like, doesn't it just feel like 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:00.520 like it's only been like two years, Like it doesn't 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.000 feel like we're heading into twenty twenty four. She's like, 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.080 it's true that time really goes faster the older you get. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:07.480 And I just wanted to look at her and be like, 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:10.560 you have no idea. If you think it's going fast now, 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.799 you literally have no idea how fast it's going to 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:13.720 go by the time you're my. 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:18.079 Age, no clue no, it's so true. It goes way 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:20.919 too fast, and then you forget. You forget things at 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:21.760 a fast rate as. 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:27.080 Well, and I forget things already, so I don't need 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.800 any help forgetting. But one thing I have not forgotten 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:32.480 is that we are now in season two. 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:37.040 I'm blown away that we made it through season one 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:41.240 and so I didn't screw up too badly yet. 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:45.520 I'm in only the outros, only the outros, and that's 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.480 pretty good. It's like I can hold it together just 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:50.200 long enough to get to the end, and then my 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:51.440 brain just goes whoa. 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:55.919 Like I'm done right, but your brain is on hiatus. 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:59.440 I can't believe we're into the second season already. I 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:03.160 gotta say, though, how did you feel about the ending 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:08.480 of season one? Maybe I'm just too used to like 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:13.200 modern television and how like you have to make people 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:15.760 be like, oh my god, what's going to happen in 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:17.800 order to come back for the next season. And I 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:19.120 feel like it used to be a little more like 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:21.359 you could just have a show and it would be done, 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.080 and then you'd wait, and you'd wait till it came back, 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:23.960 or you'd see the next one. 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:25.520 I just wondered how you. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:29.480 Felt like we left things season one of Full House like, 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.520 was it, Oh my god, I've got to come back 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:33.760 and see what the Tanners are doing? 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:34.160 No? 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.960 I mean, I love the season overall, but as far 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.680 as that final episode, it didn't really feel like a 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:43.400 final episode for a season. I almost feel like the 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:47.600 season should have ended with the seven Month Itch Part two, 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:51.480 because that was definitely right that Jesse come back or not. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:54.880 I wonder if they maybe wanted it to be, if 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.720 maybe that was what they wanted to I don't know. 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:58.880 Yeah, I don't know, Yeah, but it did. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.520 It did. I was like, Oh, I like, what's the 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:04.640 thing that keeps you coming back? But I guess, like. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:07.040 I said, it's also where we've sort of become jaded 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:09.960 in our television watching, like now we expect, we expect 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.120 the cliffhanger, the cliffhanger something to you know, because you 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.919 it's just competing for your attention. But but overall, I 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:21.000 thought season one was great. I love watching sort of 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.560 where everyone has wound up and seeing where we're going now. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.800 Yeah, and it's it's so cool to see how much 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.919 we've all aged in this. It was what like a 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.640 five month hiatus between seasons. 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:36.640 Usually so usually it wasn't that. 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.640 Usually it was like three months, I think because we 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:40.640 worked like nine eight, like eight and a half nine 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.000 months out of the year, and then it was like 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:49.719 we'd have kind of usually like April through like like 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:51.760 July off. Well, I think we would usually come back 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.000 right after fourth of July, wasn't it. Yeah, I feel 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.240 like like like I feel like we had the barbecues 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:59.320 at John's house around like July ish and then we'd 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:03.040 all be back to But but I did I want 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:06.120 My first note was we all have just back from 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:10.680 hiatus hair and looks, which basically some of our hair 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:14.240 is longer, some of it's shorter. Mine is lighter, Candice 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:18.280 is more permed. I definitely was out in the backyards 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.240 in the pool because I was way I was very 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.120 tan and my hair was very blonde. And that was 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.000 always the thing they had to tell me in between 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.760 like weeks, was don't go out in the sun because 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.800 I just tanned really tan so easily. 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:31.039 Yeah, I remember that. 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.400 But yes, we had hiatus hair. 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:37.080 It was because by the end the last episode of 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:40.839 season one, those men needed a haircut, all of them. 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:44.800 I can see they it was it was long, it 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:46.760 was a lot. It was to Gabes, was longer than 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:48.920 I've ever seen it the whole season. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:50.560 Yes, well that's the thing. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:55.800 Had very mill Gibson. Uh uh, what's that movie? The 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:57.400 eighties cop? 0:05:57.640 --> 0:05:59.239 What like that? Just that hair? 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:02.840 Oh not die Hard? No, what is it now? 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:03.440 The other? 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.440 Yeah, but anyway, it's the melody of the hair. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.520 It was a really it was. It was Dave really 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:09.680 was rocking some hair. 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:12.600 He had quite a large mullet, quite a large mullet. 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:16.440 And and it's it's this is very timely because it's 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:21.000 time for Jesse to get rid of the mullet. 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:20.960 To get rid of the mullet. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:26.680 And this this is actually one of my favorite episodes. 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:29.120 I love this episode. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:33.159 I forgot it was the season two opener for the 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.000 reason I thought it came in season one, Like I 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:38.880 kept expecting it in season one. I thought it was 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.840 tied in with when Jesse leaves. I thought it had 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.640 to do with the haircut in the arm and then 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:46.160 he broke his arm when he was out there. 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:46.960 What I'm mad? 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:50.000 Right, he was feelings so right right right in it. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.279 Out on the road and yeah again Jesse and his 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:56.240 feeling just just feeling Jesse and his feelings are having problems, 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:57.360 and now he broke his arms. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.960 Yeah, that's what you get for taking it out A. 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.800 Well, I'm getting ahead of myself, so we haven't. We're 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:04.440 let's set it up blowing surprises. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:09.640 But spoiler alert thirty six years later, right, yeah. 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:13.040 As Jesse cuts his hair and and breaks his arms. 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.960 But yeah, let's get let's get into our official let's 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:17.920 official two. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:18.280 Yeah. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:19.560 I don't need to be screwing it up from the time. 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:21.720 I'm not screaming. I don't screw up my intro. Okay, 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.560 because you can screw up your outro, but. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.800 I am not going to Oh right now, those are 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:28.840 big words. Right now. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.960 Then them's fighting words, and that's what I'm saying. I'm 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:32.960 not going to screw it up today. 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:35.080 Okay. Forty five minutes from now, we're going to find 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.040 out that it's going to come true or not. Oh boy, 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:42.920 Welcome back to how Rude Tannerito's I'm Andrea Barber and 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:46.560 I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we are discussing season two, 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:53.280 episode one, called Cutting It Close. It originally aired on 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:58.040 October fourteenth, nineteen eighty eight, and it goes a little 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:03.440 something like this, Stephanie forces Jesse to play beauty parlor 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:06.800 with her, and she accidentally cuts off a hunk of 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:09.520 his hair, so he is forced to go to his 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:13.960 hairdresser to repair the damage. These are high stakes here 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:15.880 because we all know how much Jesse loves his hair. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.560 The hair, not the hair, not the hair. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:23.560 Hunh. This episode was directed by Joels Wick and it 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:28.000 was written by none other than Jeff Franklin. We have 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:33.760 one guest star this week, Charlie Spradlean as Ronda, and 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:38.360 she has had some guest appearances in David Lynch's Wild 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:42.320 at Heart also Twin Peaks, and she was a B 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:46.880 movie horror star in films like puppet Master two and Meridian, 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:48.040 Kiss of the Beast. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.800 Ooh yeah, all right, didn't I even mention puppet Master 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.000 in the show we did with Dave? 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:55.319 Oh did? Yeah? 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:56.000 I think you did. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:09:02.680 It's weird, spooky, spooky and also, uh, another woman with 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:03.480 an a name. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:09.199 Ronda. Oh geez, that's okay. We're gonna we gotta ask 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.120 Jeff about this. He's gonna be on the show in 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:15.440 a few weeks, so this is definitely timely. Yes, okay, 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:17.880 so we open, we have our first cold open. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:21.400 We have our first teaser, but we have a teaser, 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:23.840 but which right? 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.880 Which now I believe they call cold opens, but back 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:29.199 then we call them teasers. But what's up with this 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.840 weird little graphic thing that pops in? 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:33.000 Yeah? 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.960 And I was it was like startling. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:39.040 It was startling. It was like it was like a yeah, 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:41.800 like a not almost like a cartoonish graphic of the 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:45.720 bridge and the the full house logo. And I think 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.360 that's because we're starting we're starting to do teasers cold 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.160 opens now, so it's like, Okay, this is a house, 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.599 here's your cold open. The opening credits. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.120 Shows always I felt like that wasn't a thing that 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.680 shows did, but they started doing them, and that was 0:09:59.240 --> 0:09:59.760 I don't know. 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.120 Ye, I don't the graph it was it was weird. 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:06.079 I wasn't quite sure, but it felt super nostalgic, and 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:10.520 it felt like something that I designed in my seventh 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.960 grade computer science class, where you like learned on floppy 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:18.000 discs how to like write basic code on those right 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.520 on those like those gigantic monitors with like the little 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:23.880 green doss you know thing. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.360 Yeah, yeah, that's basically what that cold open that's. 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:30.359 That's that's what that is is exactly super. 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:33.400 Pixelated height of technology. 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:36.440 It's very eighties. It's very eighties. But yeah, so this 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:40.000 is the start of cold opens, which is this is okay, 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.400 So a cold open or a teaser is just a 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.640 short little scene that sometimes has to do with the 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:48.120 episode but oftentimes doesn't. It's just it's literally a teaser. 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.520 It teases you know, these are our characters. This is 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:53.000 a fun way to get the audience engaged before we 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:57.000 roll the opening credits. Yeah, so this cold open opens 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:02.360 with Joey holding Michelle, who is visibly older at this point. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:06.160 She's full of hair, a lot more hair, a lot 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:08.560 more expressions. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:09.600 Like she's definitely oh my gosh, a. 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.560 Lot more teeth, a lot more teeth, yeah, a. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:13.440 Lot more teeth. Yeah. 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:17.040 So Joey says she's ready this time, and he summons 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:19.480 the entire family into the living room. There is this 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.760 sense of urgency. He announces that Michelle is going to 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:27.600 try again, and everyone groans. Steph tells him she's just 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:30.360 gonna do it to us again, and Joey assures them 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:33.280 that Michelle is psyched. Jesse agrees that they can give 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.640 the little ankle biter one more try. We don't know 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.559 what this thing is. But that's the teaser part of 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:41.520 this teaser. What is Michelle going to do? So they 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.400 all grab hands, they start doing ring around the rosie, 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:49.040 and once everyone falls down, Michelle's stays standing, sticking her 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:52.480 tongue out at the rest of the family. DJ admits 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:56.080 that kid's got a real mean streak. So this was 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:59.880 like a new skill that Michelle had learned right around 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:00.400 the rosy. 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:03.920 Very dark history. Really, do you know what it is about? 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:07.040 No, it's about the black plag It's about the plague. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.959 Ring around, yeah, yeah, ring around the rosy. Pocket full 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.079 of posy you would put posey was a type of 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.800 flower in your like in your pocket. They thought it 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:18.360 wore it would ward away. Uh, the black plag and 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:21.640 ring around the rosy you would get like rosy cheeks, 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:24.400 but you could get these little rings around certain things 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.280 and then pocket philloposy ashes ashes. We all fall down 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:29.320 because everyone was dying. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.920 What how did you know? Of course you know that. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:35.680 I don't know why or how I knew it or 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:39.520 what it's that's horrifying. Yeah, but it's a song, right, well, 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.360 I mean, you know the you got the baby in 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:43.040 the tree song. 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:44.920 We got the ring around the rosy song. 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:48.160 Why are these why are they teaching this in nursery school? Like, 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.480 why is it the thing very that's dark and dark? Wow? 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:55.400 Okay, well this is this has started in something. She 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.280 was like, look, I'm not trying to kill you guys off, 0:12:58.280 --> 0:12:59.600 just say wow. 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:03.640 Okay. So this took a turn, but that leads us 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:08.360 into these slightly new opening credits. Wooo okay, so most 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.520 of these opening credits are the same as season one, 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.880 but the kids, you guys. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:16.000 Haven't always got updated every ones every year because we change. 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.959 Because you changed so much. That's right, You grow your taller, 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:22.880 your hair is different, your tanner, the tanner. So Candae 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.320 has showing off a cool sweater. Jody, you're walking out 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:29.200 the front door with your backpack, lunch pail, and Mary, 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:32.400 Kate and Ashley finally have their opening title card. I'm 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:35.040 very excited for them of one of them in a 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:41.440 shopping cart, super super cute, very exciting. So yes, and 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:46.120 I'm very interested to see what changes in the next 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.040 episode because I believe a lot of this footage from 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:52.160 the opening credits is the same as season one. Because 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:53.360 Jeff didn't want. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:57.520 To give away the hair hair so that's true. So 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.760 it might be all new opening credits for season two. 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.480 We'll see you know, because Jesse Jesse still has the 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:06.199 mullet in this in this opening credit, So stay tuned. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.839 So we uh, we opened, well, we we've already opened 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:13.360 the show. We continue the show in Jesse's room, where 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:17.200 Jesse is working on some new rock star moves. Stephanie 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:21.200 walks in, sporting a smock and she turns off his amp. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.640 Jesse hops back over to her and says, first roll 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.400 of rock and roll. Never cut a guy's power off 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:31.120 when he's duck walking. Yeah, did you know this duck walking? 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:31.640 I've never heard. 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:33.920 Yeah, it was like a rock and roll thing. 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:38.080 I I feel like it was a sort of a 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:41.400 van Halen esque like of the you know, eighties hair band, 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:43.560 and it was a thing. But I think it started 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:46.080 even earlier than that, Like you know, Scot like Chuck 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:47.880 Berry probably was duck walking. 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:48.360 I don't know. 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:53.000 It looks very uh, it looks very. 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:58.080 Weird and rather uncomfortable. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.760 It's very awkward. I mean, John's forming it well, but 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.160 it's it's still yeah, just it doesn't. 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.120 I actually wrote down I was like, did cool people 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:08.160 ever duck walk? But yeah, I'm gonna go with no. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.120 But yeah, yeah. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:12.320 And now and now, duck walking is more of like 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.520 a drag show thing, and it's more voguing and you're 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:15.920 down on the ground, and it has nothing to do 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.160 with playing guitar or doing any sort of movement like that, So. 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:19.160 Nothing to do with ducks. 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:23.360 I would say the drag show duck walking would give 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.920 you more of an impression of a duck because you're 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:27.280 sort of crouched down. 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:33.280 While doing it. But guitar duck walking is very odd, 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:33.760 very odd. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.920 Anyways, Okay, moving on, but. 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.960 But we know the rule now, which is never cut 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.560 a guy's power off when he's duck walking, right, okay, 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:40.120 rule number one. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:43.359 That's a rule to live by. Okay, right, So Stephanie apologizes, 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:46.760 but she informs Jesse that he's late for his haircut 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:51.480 appointment with mister Stephanie. Ooh, but Jesse doesn't want to 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:55.600 play Yeah, very gender forward here, Yeah, yes, mister Stephanie. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:59.480 This is great. So Jesse doesn't want to play beauty parlor, 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:03.200 but stephan he insists, yes he does. Here we go, 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:05.800 I love this. They go back and forth. No he doesn't, 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:09.200 Yes he does, and steph of course, cries. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.880 Yes, he does it wins every time. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.320 I like this bit, I enjoy it. I'm glad they 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:17.640 brought it back for season two. Yep, Jesse tells her, 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.760 you're six years old, you're in first grade. This fine, 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:25.040 This phony crying routine and lip motif doesn't work anymore. 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.720 She admits I knew this would happen someday. She walks 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.840 over to the door and slumps down, giving him a 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:38.120 big fake sigh. Jesse caves so dramatic ans. Jesse caves immediately, 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:42.280 asking why am I such a sucker? Steph responds, because 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:46.200 you love me, and Jesse agrees. Stephanie drags him into 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:50.680 her beauty parlor also known as her bedroom. Joey is 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:53.720 already in this beauty parlor with a hairnet on and 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:57.920 freshly polished toes. He's reading a book. He's reading Horton, 0:16:58.080 --> 0:16:59.720 Here's a who. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:05.480 Very fabulous, fabulous the sus voice you prefer to say it. 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.320 Jesse laughs at him, but Joey assures him that Stephanie 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:13.439 isn't finished yet. Steph fake blow dries his hair and announces, 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:15.720 thank goodness you came to me when you did. If 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:17.720 you don't look good, I don't look good. 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.919 I mean, it's true that we saw for the end 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:24.040 of season one hair it was. Yeah, it needed some. 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:27.240 Work, it needed some work. Yes, Joey advises her, You're 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.320 gonna need a what weed whacker for that bush, pointing 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.800 to Jesse's hair, and John clearly is wearing a wig 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:35.320 in this scene. 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:36.760 I wrote down. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:40.800 I wrote down that the real that the mullet wig 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:45.240 was worse than the real mullet, and that is saying something. 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:46.879 That is I don't know how it can get worse 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:47.959 than the real mullet. 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:52.719 But well, I also think, you know, wig technology was 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.359 not what it is today, and so it was John 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:57.960 had short hair and then they just put long hair 0:17:58.680 --> 0:17:59.560 over it, you know. 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:01.840 Matter it's kind of like sticking out in the bag. 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:05.480 I swear it changes lengths throughout this It. 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:06.960 Does scene, and for sure does. Yeah. 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:08.639 At times I was like, wow, that's long, and then 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:10.320 I was like, what's not long? And then it was 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.200 like like shoulder length. 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:15.040 You know, there was no continuity with this week, that's 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:19.520 for sure. Hey, it was the eighties. So Stephanie reveals 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:23.040 a giant pair of scissors, which scares Jesse away. 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:28.040 Edward scissorhands right, Jesse says, those are real scissors. 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:32.280 Isn't this a pretend haircut? Stephanie tells him yes, but 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:36.040 Jesse insists that she needs pretend scissors. Steph looks at 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:40.080 her watch and tells him, mister, Stephanie does have other appointments, 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:41.480 so they got to get a move on. 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:42.400 Seriously. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:46.200 Jesse obliges, telling her to be very careful because, as 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:50.480 we know, no one really cuts his hair except for Alejandro. 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:51.840 Oh, the Great and fabulous Alejandro. 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:54.920 So Stephanie starts to make small talk with her client, 0:18:55.080 --> 0:18:57.919 asking have you heard who Miss Piggy's been dating lately? 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.720 Joey asks if he's able to watch the girls tonight 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:04.680 because he wants to try his Roger Rabbit impression at 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:08.840 the laugh machine. Jesse rolls his eyes, emphasizing, hey, it 0:19:08.960 --> 0:19:12.560 is Saturday night. Joey turns on the Roger Rabbit voice 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:16.440 and begs, Oh, come on, Jess, please, I'm not doing 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:21.520 that impressions. As Joey's doing his impressions, Stephanie is laughing. 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:25.919 She's loving this, and without realizing it, she accidentally cuts 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:29.880 a huge chunk of Jesse's hair off of his head. 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:35.280 I remember that because I remember having to like have 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:38.399 the scissors at the wig, and it was like, don't 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:41.280 cut it before we're you know, because once you cut it, 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:42.320 that's you cut the wig. 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:44.679 And uh, yeah, I do remember. 0:19:44.680 --> 0:19:46.800 And I also was like, don't cut my fingers because 0:19:46.800 --> 0:19:49.000