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Speaker 1: That's that's better than money. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome.

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Speaker 1: This show today is dedicated to everybody out there to

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Speaker 1: We such the girls out there. She the only one

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Speaker 1: gamblet old Christian Shelley, what excuse you? I want? I

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Shirley, you gamble, yes, penny she won

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Speaker 1: I was talking about what I want. What was she doing? Dollars?

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Speaker 1: What we got for thirty something funny. Three comedians in

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Speaker 1: We'll be back at thirty two after the hour. That's

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Speaker 1: why I haven't been saying much. You're listening to all right,

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Speaker 1: it is time for something funny. And seventy percent of

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Speaker 1: time in the office is time off, followed by getting

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Speaker 1: a bonus. Love was also in the survey. Workers say,

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Speaker 1: right there, let's just address this one at a time,

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Speaker 1: because I see that there's some smiling going on amongst you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: See two things you can't do. What is get time off,

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Speaker 1: get your same check, get some time off, and get

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Speaker 1: bonus type effort. Okay, check, So when we give you that,

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Speaker 1: then the bonus is coming. When you give me what? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: when do we know we're working at bonus speeds? Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, let's just get this straight and understood. Okay,

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Speaker 1: everybody in here get paid. Yeah. Yeah. Hostility though, thank you,

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Speaker 1: can I ask a question showcase. The question is this,

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: Holiday Comedy Jam. It's Friday, the Send of the twentieth

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Speaker 1: of entitlement. They way mold than they really are. Y'all

421
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Speaker 1: got somebody like that on your job? Job? We got

422
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: his ass here to come. His name is Thomas or Matthew,

423
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: Thommys or Thomas my On. What damn rang? He come

424
00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: in here here? Just like on your job, man, we

425
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: got somebody here that hate every day, just hate, hate, hate, hate. Head.

426
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say the only thing he liked it

427
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: white women. Need I say more? Show ye? Just like

428
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: your job, they all talk about the boss behind and

429
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say who it is, but the biggest

430
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: ones that talk about me behind my back. It's the

431
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: three musket that's Shell and Tommy that called, or they

432
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: gonna dinner or they be on trip. Sit next, leading right.

433
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: There's about coach tom to get the middle seat. They

434
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: don't even ask her extra leg Tommy in the middle,

435
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: talk about my call, Tommy buying him food, all the food,

436
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: and drank on Tommy. That's how job worked down, Like

437
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: job job miss oh my God depends on Boston released

438
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: it all missing. Monica showed and thinks she was gonna

439
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: be genius sitting over there, all right, coming up next,

440
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: I know, right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve

441
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey

442
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Jake, explain this next

443
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: bit to explain exploitation movies. They used to get some

444
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: phrase is in need his movies that they don't use anymore.

445
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: And I said, bring them back, bring them back, find

446
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,959
Speaker 1: someplace to put them. You really want them back, bring them.

447
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: They were great phrases. College, They were great phrases. You

448
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: understood what was going on when you heard the So

449
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: you think it'll work in today's movie. Yes, yes, Like

450
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: an example, Power, wouldn't you like to see you on Power?

451
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: They said, oh, job, Turkey, Yes, turkey, look ahere you

452
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: job Turkey. You suck like Empire, Empire. You're going down, pump,

453
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: You're going down Lucius line. You're going down right on that.

454
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: You got one. I know, okay, like Ray Donovan, one

455
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: of my favorites. You know we all love Ray Donovan.

456
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: The man and the man is holding me back. I

457
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: like that that they ever find out who the man

458
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:17,760
Speaker 1: man man holding me back? Like that Real Housewives of Atlanta,

459
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: Nini telling Candy. You say it's hard, it never went away.

460
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: Give me some skin. But I gotta say I would

461
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: like to see that on La Law. That was right

462
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: good on La Give me some skin. It's cool to say,

463
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 1: oh man, that's a bad man. That's a bad Like

464
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: I'm dancing with the stars. If somebody gets a low score,

465
00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: I'm one of the judges. It's alright, sugar, it's alright, Sugar,

466
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: work right on, right on with the right one. I

467
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: think we can make these works. I think they could.

468
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: Another another man I gotta do it called my brother

469
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: because they never went favorite man? What's uping man? How

470
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 1: you doing? You did everything? Everything? What's cope? Steady everything? Steady?

471
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 1: Chilling about chilling Michael Villain. I can't call it because

472
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: I might spoil it. Why sound like we all in?

473
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. My favorite one is still the ghost.

474
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: Jab Turkey on Power, rang Man on Greenley, don't move,

475
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: suck up? Don't I love that shows? My show? You

476
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: old fish at food? No you didn't, Oh Jay, you

477
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: should fish your life young big Oh yeah, yeah, you're

478
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, Steve, This now time for

479
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: comedy roulette. You guys ready, let's go. All right, let's

480
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: all right. Here's the subject. Number one, I ain't superstitious,

481
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: but uh Number number two, dang is it? That's his mama?

482
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: Number three? Number three things you say to yourself when

483
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: you look in the mirror and you're out of shape.

484
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: And number four dang, she used to be blank and

485
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: she's let herself go. All right, let's spin it right, Yeah,

486
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Speaker 1: lots one, it looks like it's gunn stop on the

487
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: mon No it stop. The three things you say to

488
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: yourself when you look in the mirror and you're out

489
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: of shape. Yeah, yourself. You say yourself, yourself when you

490
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: look in the mirror, when you look in the mirrror

491
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Speaker 1: and you know you're out of shape, you're ready. Here

492
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: you go. Oh man, I got nine chins. This is ridiculous.

493
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: Not nine. Yeah, that's a lot. Okay things you said yourself.

494
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: You look in the mirror, you out of shape? Oh man,

495
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: I've been a false se around barbecue. Bes ain't rob

496
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: me that with seasoning on the grid on wh what

497
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: where's my neighbor? I don't even where. Where am I

498
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: missing a neighbor? I know it's hill just in here somewhere,

499
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, let's go this this moment, My god, what

500
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: have I done? I like it? I like it so serious.

501
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: But it's a serious moment, naked. Yeah, man, look at yourself.

502
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: Father that whatever. I've had those moments. So yeah, Jake,

503
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: didn't you say to yourself when you know you what

504
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: is it when you look in the mirror and you're

505
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 1: out of shape? Yeah, I'm not going to this cleaners

506
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: anymore because they are shrinking. My damn, I know they are.

507
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: I know they're shrinking much. Yeah, you have to shave beer.

508
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 1: You need to build your confidence up. Let's say something

509
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: like that she like it though she likes things you

510
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: say to yourself. Okay, uh oh she and that way

511
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: don't mean. Ain't no way I'm having sex without this

512
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: shirt on. I'd be damn, I'm gonna tie this and

513
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Speaker 1: and not. I'm telling you this can't come up just

514
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: a shirt though the shirt can't come up. I'm but

515
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: nicked with a shirt on. I'm just telling all right,

516
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 1: se being stating yourself. You're standing that net in the mirror.

517
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, here go to soap, little piece of

518
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: shower you find it, alright, alright, I think we have

519
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: time for one more round? Yeah, all right? Why am

520
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: I weason? Just because I got out the shower. That

521
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: don't make no exhausted. I'm tired, clean clean. So here's

522
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: things you say right here, you put your drawers on,

523
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: you say I'm wearing thongs. Now that's what it ended

524
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: up being. Yeah, I'm how do I do like po?

525
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: How much? How much I gotta? All? You got one more?

526
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: Let's go? He'll rick Ross cool with it? And how

527
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: did he? Rulette? Thank you? St you're listening to string show,

528
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,439
Speaker 1: all right, listen coming up at the top of the hour,

529
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. We'll have the strawberry letter

530
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: for today. But up next, nephew, Tommy's right here, before

531
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: the prank, before the prank, before we left the last break. Shirley,

532
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: you see it speaking of time? Was you saying when

533
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: he said you see it? Why? Strange looking? Shirley said,

534
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: speaking of Tommy. See now when you're saying, speaking the time,

535
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: are you speaking Tommy? He's up next with the prank

536
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: phone call. It's called emotion. I'm ugly to you, Yes,

537
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm talking to shirt. No, tom ain't. No, you're not ugly.

538
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: But she didn't say it didn't look strange though, but

539
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: but for surely. But he's strange looking though. No he's not, Tommy, No,

540
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 1: he's not. He's not what He's not strange looking. He's

541
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 1: a normal looking, handsome young man. You mean, lord, Tommy

542
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: ain't handsome? Quit telling his boy that we don't have

543
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 1: handsome men and family handsome tom thinks he is. Okay,

544
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to shatter that man, Tommy think he tall? Tommy,

545
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy, thank he But he got it there, yeah,

546
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: and now you think it. No, and if he accepted

547
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: he had fun with it. But see I keep telling

548
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: you're just trying to hurt his feelings, right, Shirley hurt

549
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: him played? You played a strange My pranks are nice. Strange. Listen,

550
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 1: the name of the title it is is you got

551
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: to bring those TVs back? Hello? Hello, how are you?

552
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Sharon Police. My name is

553
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: Paul Paula. I'm head of security here. How are you?

554
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: This is yeah? You, um, you actually came out and

555
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: you I think you were here on uh Friday, uh

556
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: and you came out and purchased four flat screen televisions

557
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: forty forty two inches? Am I correct? Yeah? But what

558
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: kind of fun? What I was giving you a call for, Sharon,

559
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: is that we got a bit of a problem. Now

560
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: when you purchase these actual flat screen televisions on on

561
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: Black Friday, so to speak, it seems that we've got them. Um, well,

562
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: your your purchase went through successfully, I will admit that,

563
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 1: but there should have been a red flag that have

564
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: gone off because we're going back over transactions of the

565
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 1: past two three days here and we're realizing that your

566
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: purchase should not have been successful. It should have been

567
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: for your credit card is actually not valid at all.

568
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: Now now my credit card because oh, we got paid

569
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, so my money was there. Well, actually, ma'am,

570
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to explain to you is that

571
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: it is coming up in valid now and we're having

572
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: a problem with it. So I wanted to reach out

573
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: to you and give you a call and see if

574
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: we could probably. You know, it was It was valid

575
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: when I was at their Ratis because it went through

576
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 1: I gotta receipt everything impured to that extended warranty on

577
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: all FAUM, so it was valid on Friday. I don't

578
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: know what's wrong with it today, but it was good then,

579
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: and I understand that. I understand that that, you know,

580
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: just being at the register and you're purchasing in and

581
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 1: no problems at all happening. That's pretty much the thought

582
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: process that you're going to have. What I'm letting you

583
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: know is on the on the back part of it

584
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: when you came into the store. What we're getting the

585
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: day the day after is that it was pretty much invalid.

586
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't good at all. Your credit card was not

587
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 1: good at all. But you need to call your bank then,

588
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: because I don't know what to tell you. You know,

589
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: I had the money in there the day I went

590
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 1: about them, and that's it for me. So I don't

591
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: know who you need to call, but don't call me

592
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: because you know they ain't been in my problem. Okay,

593
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna raise

594
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: this to be a major problem. We're gonna try to

595
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: rectify it and get it taken care of. Yeah, do

596
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: what you need to do. Okay, listen, now here's what

597
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. You know what. I wanted to try

598
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: to work this out as smoothly as we can. What

599
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to do. Can I

600
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: get you to come back up to the store and

601
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: bring all four televisions with you? Oh no, now you

602
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: sure can't. Baby. Look I bought them for TVs. I

603
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: have read one of them up this under the tree

604
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: from my hus my mama early. She already got the

605
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: other TV. We hunted up at home, Sary. We was

606
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: watching movies, so it didn't really ain't no way was

607
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: gonna bring the folk TVs back. I think you should

608
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: go back to Wealth process your credit cards and tell

609
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: them that they that I don't know what you're gonna

610
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: tell them, but you need to go back to them.

611
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: I ain't got time to be running back and forth

612
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: to this story. I don't want to. I don't want

613
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: us to create a problem here. I don't want to

614
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: do that happen that you need to lower your voice. Okay,

615
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: but you need to go back to wherever. Do your

616
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: credit cards because it went through when I was at

617
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: the stoke. Correct. I don't want to it ain't going over.

618
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: That's a no. I told you that it went through.

619
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: I explained it. You ain't got no business on my

620
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: damn phone. They don't call me with this bull no

621
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: mouth hold on, just an what I don't want to

622
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: have to do. I don't want to have to come

623
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: out to your home and confrosate you. I wish you

624
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 1: would come out to my house. Maybe we will beat

625
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 1: you into bad health. You're bad. I bring y'all over here. Look,

626
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: you need to call you whatever. Do your credit cards,

627
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: get your prey with them, because your business with me

628
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: is done. I gotta receipt and I got any sticking towards.

629
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: I would have my lord to tell y'all you bring

630
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: your over here there that listen, lady, I don't want

631
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: to go back and forth with you on this and

632
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 1: that you ain't going back and forth. It's over with.

633
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: I've got the TVs. I got a receipt. We is done.

634
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with your machine. Listen to

635
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: my car went s. I'm trying to get her to understand.

636
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: I understand what I'm saying. You can hang on one

637
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 1: second and let me speak with my boss. Please boss

638
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: on the phone. I tell yo boss, y'all, don't run

639
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: me back. I got a receipt for fail TVs and

640
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep all faul TVs. Listen, you know this

641
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: is pretty much considered a theft process. Listen, he kissing.

642
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: Listen to me. Pis that I got a red feet

643
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: for Faul TVs. I won't out to sow my receipt.

644
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: I got my extended wars. So this ain't no sol.

645
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: What this is is a miscommunication between y'all banks. So

646
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: you need to get y'all because I got a prepaid

647
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: get the card, baby, I don't owe nobody on them TVs.

648
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 1: You need to call YO back and get them about

649
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 1: my phone, because they don't. You some TVs from a store,

650
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: and damnag, you're gonna bring them back. You think you

651
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 1: can come get them and get damn. I got fol

652
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: TV Yo machine game coming and I'm gonna keep them.

653
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna wattle game. Oh Yo TVs bring Yo over here,

654
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: you walk too. We are most fill with yo. So

655
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: you call me by no TVs, no mote. So you're

656
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: the one ain't gonna have no job for the holiday.

657
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 1: Just what you're done. Don't call me what you're gonna give?

658
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: No for using bad credit card at department stores. I

659
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: don't get your call? Then, do you understand? Man? So

660
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: that's Joe call me. You put the folk TVs back, then, Joe,

661
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: uncle Tom try the white man for his TV. You

662
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: better get your business or summer detail shopper. Start to

663
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: raft labor, get them so worst fun and white folks

664
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: don't come code fronting me by the teo about to

665
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 1: get this. Listen you listen to me. I got one

666
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you, damn to

667
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,959
Speaker 1: scare me. Are you listening to me? What do you want?

668
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Nobody's nephew.

669
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: Come up, We're back the damn TV. This is Nephew

670
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

671
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: planked by your girlfriend. Wait a mine way mate, This

672
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 1: is who Now? This is nephew Timmy baby from the

673
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got frank by your

674
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. Tell me you almost got your Steve just

675
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: set me up. I'm gonna Steve. You ain't good now

676
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 1: he ties his Why you cannot play with people like this? Oh? Man,

677
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, baby. What

678
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land. Oh that's

679
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. That is right there. Stupid is

680
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: all get out. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

681
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: All right now, guys, it is time for the Strawberry Letter.

682
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationship, dating, work, or sex,

683
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve

684
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter and we could

685
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like

686
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: this one, Tommy, I write. My letter is fugle hold

687
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you. Here it is

688
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you. Subject I can't call her

689
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: husband daddy. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a twenty eight

690
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: year old female and I have a fifty seven year

691
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: old male mentor that I work with. He has given

692
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: me great advice and helped me through some obstacles in

693
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: my life. This is the first man that has ever

694
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: treated me with fact and did not try to sleep

695
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: with me. He is like a father figure to me,

696
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: and I call myself his play daughter. The only problem

697
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: is his wife. He knew that I did not have

698
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:17,320
Speaker 1: the only problem is his wife. He knew that I

699
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: did not have any plans for Thanksgiving dinner, so he

700
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,280
Speaker 1: invited me to his home. He never talked much about

701
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: his wife, but I figured she would be just as

702
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: sweet as he is. I took a bottle of moscato

703
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: with me as a thank you for the dinner invitation.

704
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: His wife greeted me and she was polite, but not

705
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: very talkative. She was finishing up dinner while my play

706
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: dad and I had a glass of wine and watched

707
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: the game in the din. I must have given off

708
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: the wrong vibes because his wife seemed to get irritated

709
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: with me quickly. It didn't help that I had on

710
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: a crop top and leggings and they were dressed nicely.

711
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,800
Speaker 1: The next thing I knew, his wife stormed into the

712
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: din and started going off. She started with what is

713
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: this playdoor to mess? It went downhill from there. My

714
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: play dad did not defend me. Instead, he fixed me

715
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: a to go plate and asked me to leave. I

716
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 1: was shocked and hurt, and I can't believe he let

717
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: her go off on us like that. I think she

718
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 1: owes me an apology. Now he's been distant at work

719
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: and I don't know what to say to him. I

720
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 1: hope that we can still have a cool relationship. Stephen Shirley,

721
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: how should I handle this? All? Right? Now? Listen? I

722
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: know you're young, You're only twenty eight years old, but really,

723
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: though you know the letter you wrote made you sound

724
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 1: pretty innocent and sincere in the fact that you feel

725
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: he's a play dad to you. I'm gonna give you

726
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: the benefit of the of the doubt for that, but

727
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 1: you're going about this in the entire wrong way. Okay,

728
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: you don't go to another woman's house dressed like that,

729
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 1: a crop top and leggings. I mean it was dinner,

730
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: come on, and not just any dinner. This was Thanksgiving dinner.

731
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: People usually dress up, you know, if they invite you out,

732
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: you look presentable. Haven't you heard the saying first Impressions

733
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: or lasting and all of that. What was his wife

734
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: supposed to think? Which you looking like that? I mean,

735
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: as my mother would say, fanning around her husband. And

736
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,439
Speaker 1: then you go into the din with him to watch

737
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: the game, just the two of you. No, no, well,

738
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: why weren't you in the kitchen with her, you know,

739
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 1: at least trying to help her out? Why didn't you

740
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: offer even if she said no, you stay with her,

741
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: you know, And what she did is what a lot

742
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: of wives would have done, quite frankly in this situation,

743
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: because it just doesn't look right. You guys in the

744
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: din watching the game while she she owes you nothing.

745
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 1: She doesn't owe you an apology. You're not going to

746
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: get one, so stop looking for that. And you can

747
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: believe he got an earful after you left about who

748
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: are you? What's his play daughter? Mess? I bet you

749
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: are playing with her? You all of that, playing around

750
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: all of that. That's why he's been distant at work. Okay,

751
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: And he will probably say that way, uh, if he

752
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: knows what's good for him. So for your sake, I

753
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: hope this was a lesson learned about you know, how

754
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: to act around someone's wife. Okay, Steve, Okay, Shirley. Everything

755
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: you said ist as a matter of fact. You told

756
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: her the correct way to behave you gave her some

757
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: good advice clothing wise. Where this said, all right, come on, now,

758
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:37,760
Speaker 1: let's just go and tell the truth. This old ass,

759
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: out of shape woman jealous insecure you over here with

760
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: the leggings she can't find. No leggings that she can't

761
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: well that look like the ones you had, She can't

762
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: find it. You know about your ass over here on Thanksgiving?

763
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: He like a father figure to you. He fifty seven,

764
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: she probably the same age, a little lot of shape.

765
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: Ain't what she was mad about it? So now he

766
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: invited you to his home. He ain't said nothing about

767
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:22,919
Speaker 1: his wife. Most men don't bring up crazy people. Yeah,

768
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 1: we don't go man and show enjoyed talking to you,

769
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 1: because this helper I live with he would never say that,

770
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: but I figured she would be just as sweet as

771
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 1: he was. I took a lobott of moscatto with me

772
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: to took a botta moscatto with me as a thank

773
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:45,919
Speaker 1: you for the dinner invitation. Now let me explain something

774
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: to you. Hood people ain't really up on moscatto. You

775
00:55:53,600 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: had to take something else. Morgan David Man of Shiv

776
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: and the Greens. Harvey's Bristol Creek, Yeah, something like that. Yeah,

777
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,959
Speaker 1: some Harvey Bristol cream cold up. Yeah, it takes some spanyarding.

778
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 1: That spanyard. You had to take something that's really cooling,

779
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: something where she would go O wine in the box.

780
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: You know, you over there with your little uppity cute

781
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: ass talking about some bottle of muscato. Don't nobody in

782
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: here drake mosquito? Stupid? We never had no mosquito before.

783
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: What she gotta be that from gonna bring a bottle

784
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: of mosquito with these tight ass pants on. I can't

785
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 1: get a mosquito between them pants and your ass either.

786
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: Hang on a right come back from Pert two. I

787
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 1: think at twenty three after the hour, the subject is

788
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: I can't call her husband daddy right after this. You're listening,

789
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: all right? Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter.

790
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: Subject attitude. This letter is about nasty attitude from a

791
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: certain woman. And I'm just trying to draw attention to

792
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: what I think this attitude. Young girl still got it

793
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: going on, still still sitting up old and lady at

794
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: the house. Everything to fail, So don't get mad at

795
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: me because I'm in here giving you another angle. This

796
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: is an angle of a strawberry letter that I'm doing.

797
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: My mama was a full figured woman, so that ain't

798
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: what this is about. I love my mama before I

799
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: loved anybody. This is about this evil he for right

800
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: here because this lady thought that he was gonna be

801
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: sweet jest like her play daddy chief in the be

802
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: your play mama here. The only problem his wife had

803
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: in fighted y'all the Thanksgiving dinner he did because he

804
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: never talked about his wife, because he's scared of them.

805
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: He lived fifth. Why would you bring that up? Why

806
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: is he afraid of his Wife's called something wrong with him.

807
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,479
Speaker 1: She's been sliding off as the years go back. She's

808
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: only fifty seven. Seed. You've seen some fifty seven year olds,

809
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:36,919
Speaker 1: and look eighty. You seen a lot of fifty seven

810
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 1: year olds, Look seventy. I think that's the case. I

811
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: took a battle of moscato over there. That's way too

812
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: bushehood people here. She come in here with this bottle

813
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:57,439
Speaker 1: of mosquito, Scott, moscato. Ain't nobody bought you no damn

814
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: bottle of mosquitos? She thinking all the wine. She could

815
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: have had any green bawl the coat, could have bought

816
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 1: a foty of Mickey's All up and you can set

817
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: up here, and bought this cheap musquito. His wife greeted me.

818
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: She was polite, but not very talkative. She was finishing

819
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: up dinner while my play Dann and I had a

820
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 1: glass of wine and watched the game. And it did

821
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: you know, we don't watch the game to after we eat.

822
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: And you have got a glass of wine and that

823
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: watching the game. She adn't that finishing up dinner. She

824
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 1: was sitting there at the table eating another plate. This

825
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: is my husband, herman know I had three servings, three servings.

826
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: Now he didn't took your skin ass in there watching

827
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: the damn game. Leggings and she leggings and a crop top.

828
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: Tell me where her belly was out. She's sitting up

829
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: in there and got a housecoat on from Walmart. Than yeah,

830
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 1: that you just slide over your head. It's a one piece.

831
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a tent. Now you're not sitting up with

832
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 1: your play. Dad had a glass of wine watching the

833
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: game in the den, just the two of them. But

834
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: they ended then they weren't in the bedroom. They ended

835
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 1: damn den. Then she said I must have given off

836
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: the wrong vibe them tight an pass you damn right,

837
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 1: because she's sitting over there with a pair of dockers

838
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: on looking jet light leggings. I she said they were

839
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: dressed nicely. She said, I had on a crop topping

840
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: leggings and they were dressed nicely. Okay, Because his wife

841
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: seemed to get irritated with me quickly. It didn't help

842
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: that I had on a crop top and some leggings.

843
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: They were dressed nicely. Thing I know. She started to

844
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: the den and going off. She stayed with what is

845
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: this play? Daughter? Mess? Yes, she didn't, and it went

846
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: down What is this play? Daughter? Sugar Honey? Iced team

847
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 1: sugar honey, iced tea. You ain't no damn played daughter

848
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 1: sitting up in there with your own ass playing. It

849
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: went downhill from there, your play. Dad did not defend me.

850
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: He can't can't take her for you in her house

851
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: Tilda and came up in here, raising hell, what's her name? Tilda?

852
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 1: Tilda Tilling came in here, damn. Then then instead he

853
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 1: fixed me to go play and ask me to leave

854
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: right there. I told you the food with Finnish. He

855
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: didn't got some fall and made her playing baby, baby,

856
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna gonna go now. I was shocked and hurt

857
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 1: because she invited her to dinner. Man, everybody take it

858
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: to go plate something to remember the date by. I

859
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: was shocked and hurt and can't believe he let her

860
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 1: go off on on on us like that. Wait a minute, no, no,

861
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 1: it was you. He can't stop at What you cannot

862
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 1: do is defending another woman to your wife. I think

863
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 1: she owes me an apology, and where you think she's

864
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: gonna give you this apology because you're betting I take

865
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 1: your heads back over there, because all this was was

866
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: a warning shot. You just sat that long enough you'd

867
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 1: been you'd have been on the news. You'd have been

868
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 1: on the ten o'clock news that night. This is Houston

869
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: letter right here. Now. He'd been distant at work, told

870
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 1: you he was scared of him, And I don't know

871
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: what to say to him. You can't say nothing to him.

872
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,919
Speaker 1: I hope we can still have a cool relationship. That's

873
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: over you, Stephen Sherley, How should I handle this handling

874
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: like it's over? Let me tell you you better not

875
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 1: take your ass back over there like a crop top

876
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: and leggings. For sure, you can go over there in

877
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 1: the choir room. We get that same ass and some

878
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: doctors immediately right now, don't go back over the time

879
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 1: about she owe you an apology. She ain't finn apologize.

880
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 1: I've very rarely ever seen old black people apologize in

881
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: their house. Now, my mama got mad and my daddy

882
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: one time said slick telling tell her you sigh, I

883
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: ain't telling the sugar sugarhunt she want to hear apology.

884
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: You can gonna say two damns, but I ain't finishing. Look,

885
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Steve, how you asked me?

886
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,160
Speaker 1: No sugar hunting? Like? Please email us or instag got

887
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: us your thoughts on today? You won't. That's Steve Harvey FM.

888
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Morning Show. Coming up? Something funny from Junior.

889
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 1: Truth be told. Come on, Junior. I don't know who

890
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 1: these people are and where it comes from. But on Saturday, Yeah,

891
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: why do you call it any human being? Before eight o'clock?

892
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 1: What do we have to talk about at seven to

893
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: fifteen am? There's nothing I want to talk. Like my

894
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: boy called me at seven come out what you're doing?

895
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 1: Dog is sad. I'm trying to sleep, yea all trying

896
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: to do well here. The thing about it is like

897
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 1: he said, dog, did you see? I ain't seen nothing?

898
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: Seventh fifteen? Love deep, people need to go. I'm talking.

899
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 1: Just don't jump off in dread. The phone shouldn't even

900
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: be allowed to work, but foe until after eight, after ten,

901
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 1: it won't ring shit. Well, I'm just what made you

902
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 1: get up pick your phone up saying damn you know

903
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 1: who I ain't called? Let me call him right now?

904
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 1: And what time? At seven fifteen? First of all, I

905
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 1: ain't formulate a thought, and then you're another brown man

906
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 1: talking to another brow man as I lay in bed. Really,

907
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: this is not comfortable. I'm not comfortable when you heard

908
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 1: me saying hello, Hello, you gonna fall dog? Guess what

909
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: what at seven fifteen? What? Why am I guessing? I

910
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 1: ain't got no shirt on right now? No, I ain't

911
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 1: got no shirt on? You sleep? What shirt? I'm just asking,

912
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 1: however I sleep, It ain't none of your fifteen I'm

913
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: just something comfortable with the conversation, That's all I'm saying. Okay, yash,

914
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: just just just find something else that. Don't call people

915
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: no more? Okay, that's all. I just want to say,

916
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 1: what's the earliest you can take ten thirty, seven fifteen

917
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 1: on the same Yeah, ten thirty. I want to get up,

918
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 1: have my coffee, enjoy my morning. What do you call

919
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 1: me at seven fifteen? I ain't got no shirt all

920
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: you talk about getting what? This is uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable

921
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: you laying horizon talking to another man, except don't I

922
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 1: got I got I got one leg in the bed,

923
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:26,000
Speaker 1: one leg out the be Yes, what man? That's all

924
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 1: I want to say. Just stop calling me ten thirty,

925
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: ten thirty earlier. Don't call it You'll be upset. Yeah,

926
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: and the person I'm talking about it is Jake want

927
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 1: y'all know wow, Just won't try. You know we agreed

928
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 1: not to bring that up. We agree to agree that

929
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 1: same time we agreed that you would not both for y'all.

930
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: Come on, I think you agree with both of y'all.

931
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 1: Both y'all sick ass niece, some women lady something to do,

932
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 1: y'all waking up by y'all shirt on you? Why is

933
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 1: ll y'all issues ain't even real? I mean that fault?

934
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:33,360
Speaker 1: We agree? All right? Thank you? Ju here we get

935
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 1: it now. You're listening to show. All right, So Steve,

936
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 1: here's a question for you. Since you're the CLO, the

937
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 1: chief love officer. All right, how long do you think

938
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 1: it takes before couples, you know, have the talk about

939
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:52,320
Speaker 1: how to label their relationship? And I'm asking you that

940
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 1: because a new study, this is according to a new study, uh,

941
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 1: it says that it takes on average six weeks to

942
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,800
Speaker 1: have what, um, you know, what we are talking and

943
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 1: to label the relationship. Well, you know when you have

944
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 1: to talk about your relationship and putting labels on where

945
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,640
Speaker 1: are we going? Where? You know, what are we doing?

946
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 1: You know, what are we doing? Should have it at

947
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:16,639
Speaker 1: is a restaurant? No? No, no, no no, I said,

948
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 1: you know, like when when and the what time in

949
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: the relationship should we have it? I think ninety days? Okay,

950
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:26,040
Speaker 1: I think for a woman's sake, I think a woman

951
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:29,559
Speaker 1: has to get a determination, get some type of idea

952
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 1: of where this is going. Okay, when she finds that out,

953
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 1: just give it up because that's ninety days. Well, you

954
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: know you don't have to do it as a guy

955
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 1: a minium mighty, don't mean give it up, but go ahead,

956
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,400
Speaker 1: but you know, um, ninety days. You should have an

957
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: idea where it's going. You have every right to know

958
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,559
Speaker 1: and ask a man what it is its head. Okay,

959
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:56,599
Speaker 1: another question, Steve, how should they bring it up? How

960
01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:00,240
Speaker 1: should you broach that subjectin no damn text messages for

961
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 1: you know? You know, if a woman is curious about

962
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 1: what the relationship is, she got to bring it up.

963
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 1: If a man wants it to find it, he needs

964
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,680
Speaker 1: to bring it. But and how should they do that?

965
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: That was my original? Hey, where we're going? Just right

966
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 1: out with it? I said, I where we're going? What

967
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:18,640
Speaker 1: is all this? What we're doing? In that tone? No,

968
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:28,160
Speaker 1: but that's the man, because that can't be the woman. Well, hello, wait,

969
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 1: surely don't rush pass that. Wait, basement could be I'm

970
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:35,720
Speaker 1: just asking too, though, Steve, don't you think that? I

971
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:38,720
Speaker 1: don't know for women sometimes they might feel it's kind

972
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: of awkward or they don't know how to do that,

973
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 1: to just come right out with it and say, Hey,

974
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 1: where we going with this relationship? What are we? Yeah?

975
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,320
Speaker 1: That you just saying come right on out with it? Well,

976
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 1: I mean, you know it's you could try to like

977
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 1: round about So can I ask you a question? Yeah,

978
01:09:56,439 --> 01:09:58,640
Speaker 1: my girlfriends are starting to ask me what type of

979
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:03,320
Speaker 1: relationship is this? What should I say? Okay? You know

980
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 1: what should I be saying to people? And let him

981
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: give you an day? Yeah that's what that's now, that's

982
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 1: what I wanted to know. Yeah, how that's what I

983
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 1: figured to me. But that's good, clo, that's good. So

984
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 1: wait like ninety days to even bring up the talk

985
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 1: and kind of ease into it. You're saying, kind of

986
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:25,320
Speaker 1: ease into it, right, ninety days, ladies, you have every

987
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:27,360
Speaker 1: right to be able to say, okay, so what do

988
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 1: we have? Especially if ninety days you start passing out

989
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,800
Speaker 1: that cookie. There's no reason for you to pass out

990
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,640
Speaker 1: the cookie and not understand what it is. Okay, you know,

991
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 1: if we if we're in a committed relationship, you should

992
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,040
Speaker 1: know that. I'd want to know that before I passed

993
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 1: out the cookie. Yeah, right? Is this a monogamous relationship?

994
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:48,280
Speaker 1: Are we committed? Exclusive? Are we exclusive? What is it?

995
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 1: I need to know? Okay? You know that makes sense,

996
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 1: don't Oh? Yes, yes, yes? And then you say when

997
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: you want to bring the subject up, you kind of

998
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:59,760
Speaker 1: ease into it, you know, just slide it to him,

999
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,760
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Hey, look, now we've been

1000
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:05,719
Speaker 1: dating for a while, and my girlfriends and co workers

1001
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,760
Speaker 1: are starting to ask me what is this we have? So,

1002
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,799
Speaker 1: I mean, how would you like for me to address

1003
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,679
Speaker 1: you or describe you what I'm talking to other people,

1004
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: you know, kind of put it on them a little bit. Yeah,

1005
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 1: and what and what should the woman say if the

1006
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,960
Speaker 1: man asked her? Or will a man ask her that question?

1007
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course dudes they want to know.

1008
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 1: And what should the woman say? You know the truth?

1009
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, a guy could say, hey, baby,

1010
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,200
Speaker 1: look we've been at this for a little while. Are

1011
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 1: we exclusive or no? And then if it's exclusive, you

1012
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 1: gotta tell him yes. And if it's not thing, you

1013
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 1: just got to say, hey, no, it's not really exclude.

1014
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 1: I'm seeing some other people. Okay, all right, well, thank

1015
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 1: you exactly, Thank you. See Elo, We'll be back with

1016
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

1017
01:11:53,680 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, So say this segment it's called

1018
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 1: old school nicknames. You don't want to hear anymore. We

1019
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:07,800
Speaker 1: all know some aunties and some aunts, uncles and some

1020
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: old school names. If you know them, they out there.

1021
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 1: But he's some we got some old school name we

1022
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:16,600
Speaker 1: know like the name if you got one of the

1023
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:22,760
Speaker 1: guys like the name sister, people who named their kids

1024
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,599
Speaker 1: back in the day. I was gonna nor my name, sister.

1025
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 1: What's your name? My name is sister. Shister pronounced sisters,

1026
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 1: old school name my comedians had. A sister is also

1027
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:59,160
Speaker 1: related to brother. One of you got the old school

1028
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: names that were yours when you was a baby. They

1029
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 1: still try to call you that, like bring your girl

1030
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:09,360
Speaker 1: over to the house, family Union. They still referring to

1031
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 1: you as little Pepe everyone everybody, big, big P, nowp

1032
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 1: who you got with you? Yeah? God? Then your uncle

1033
01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:28,200
Speaker 1: he drunk? Why why you don't we call the boy

1034
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 1: a little people in front of down? He ain't got

1035
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:36,240
Speaker 1: enough issues? Go ahead, baby, ain't ain't nobody You'll be

1036
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,920
Speaker 1: coming up. It's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

1037
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:44,439
Speaker 1: at thirty three after the hour. You're listening Steve Harvey

1038
01:13:44,479 --> 01:13:48,519
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, So you have a major

1039
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:55,680
Speaker 1: announcement about twenty twenty soul made announced Smith. Soul is

1040
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:58,760
Speaker 1: a deal. Being the traveler that I am and being

1041
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:02,479
Speaker 1: as knowledgeable as I've become over the years, that God

1042
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:05,839
Speaker 1: has given me an opportunity to see some wonderful places

1043
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 1: around the world. My wife and I and some of

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Speaker 1: my family members, but mostly my wife and I. We've

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01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:15,640
Speaker 1: been doing this Saying It Soul. Now, listen to this, everybody.

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01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,479
Speaker 1: It's what I want you to know, because I want

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Speaker 1: to talk to you about the Saying Soul Festival twenty twenty. Huh.

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01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: I've been putting on this festival. A lot of comedies,

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Speaker 1: some concerts, empowerment, relaxation at luxury all inclusive resorts. I'm

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01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:35,400
Speaker 1: doing it now for the past three years and it

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01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:38,799
Speaker 1: just keeps getting better and better. Now. We just hosted

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01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:42,840
Speaker 1: this last year's event and it was absolutely off the chain. Now,

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01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:45,679
Speaker 1: me and Marjorie was out on the dance floor with y'all,

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01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 1: my girls out there in the pool with Lisa Ray

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01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:51,240
Speaker 1: I heard about that that was not playing. They ended

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01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 1: up hosting the pool party out there, but y'all was

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01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:56,920
Speaker 1: clowning out there in that audience on the Showtime a

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01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 1: Deal Apollo Night, and we just had a lot of fun. Man. Man.

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01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: I saw some old friends. I actually bought down up

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01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,920
Speaker 1: some catches I went to college with. Man. I had

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Speaker 1: a real up man man. I just had a good time, y'all. So,

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01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 1: and what I want y'all to do. Go over to

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01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,320
Speaker 1: my Instagram and my Facebook page, and I want you

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01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:16,120
Speaker 1: to check out the video that you can see what

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01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,840
Speaker 1: I'm talking about that I'm releasing from this year's event.

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Speaker 1: But now next year, we are all doing all of this,

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Speaker 1: but we are going to add a couple of things

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Speaker 1: due to popular demand. And we listen to our audience.

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01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,639
Speaker 1: They've been loyal and so they told us what they want.

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01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 1: So we've been doing some thinking and we moved in

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01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:40,000
Speaker 1: and we shift some stuff around. We're adding all new, sexy,

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Speaker 1: all white, dinner on the beach with live music, and

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01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 1: then this year I've added toy. I've watched my clientele.

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Speaker 1: I said, man, you know, don't be slick. We love Spades,

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01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:56,600
Speaker 1: we love dominoes. I said, dog Gonis Steve. While we

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01:15:56,760 --> 01:16:00,559
Speaker 1: down that clown and when they get nightfall, we're gonna

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01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:04,640
Speaker 1: have us a Spade bid with in domino tournament with

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01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,600
Speaker 1: cash prize. Oh man, We're just gonna sit down and

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01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:11,719
Speaker 1: do what we do. Margie's gonna have an exclusive designed

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01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,160
Speaker 1: items at her Beauty Ball. It's about to go down.

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01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 1: But now I want to let y'all know something. We

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01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 1: got the dates and the location already secured for twenty twenty,

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01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:24,360
Speaker 1: so you can start planning early. The twenty twenty Saying

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01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,640
Speaker 1: It Soul Festival's headed to the Hard Rock Hotel and

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01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:32,640
Speaker 1: Casino in Poota Kanna in Poota Khanna, man for the

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01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:37,639
Speaker 1: Labor Day holiday September three through the seventh. Only thing

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01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:42,519
Speaker 1: changes the dates. We are going to the luxurious Hard

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01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:47,080
Speaker 1: Rock Hotel and Casino in Puna Khanna. It's just we

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01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:50,760
Speaker 1: decided to go back. We've listened to our customers. We

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01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:55,840
Speaker 1: were well aware. Everything has been rectified. Tourism Board is

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01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,599
Speaker 1: happy about it. All right, listen to me, everybody. Right

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01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:01,519
Speaker 1: now you can call us one eight hundred six eight

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01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,240
Speaker 1: four twenty eight twenty five. That's one eight hundred six

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01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,280
Speaker 1: eight four twenty eight twenty five to listen to this.

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01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:11,559
Speaker 1: We are running our early bird special right now through Christmas.

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01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,560
Speaker 1: You can secure your spot, so call us. This is

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Speaker 1: a bomb diggity Christmas gift. Now you want to give

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01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,120
Speaker 1: this Christmas gift to somebody under the tree and tell

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01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 1: them we're going to the Saying the Soul Punta Kana.

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01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,760
Speaker 1: Give the gift of Saying the Soul for the holidays,

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Speaker 1: all right, Steve thank you. Coming up, last break of

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Speaker 1: the day on this Friday. It's been a good day,

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Speaker 1: it's been a good week. We'll be back with Steve

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Speaker 1: and his closing remarks right after this at forty nine

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01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening show. All right, Steve, we've

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Speaker 1: come to the end of the road for this week.

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Speaker 1: This is our last break of the day on this Friday.

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Speaker 1: Leave us with some closing remarks. Please, you know something, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take long to tell you this, but

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01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:02,120
Speaker 1: what's the old say that the grass is always greener

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01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:07,560
Speaker 1: on the other side. So when you hear that, what

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01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:12,479
Speaker 1: they're saying is almost like a warning to people be

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01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:18,679
Speaker 1: careful because it always appears that the grass is greener

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01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:23,800
Speaker 1: on the other side. And so many people spending their

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01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:31,160
Speaker 1: life standing at the fence looking at somebody else's grass

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01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:36,519
Speaker 1: and then acknowledging the fact that they grass is greener.

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01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:44,599
Speaker 1: It causes you to do nothing about your own yard.

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01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:50,040
Speaker 1: And then some people have the audacity, and you see

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01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:52,600
Speaker 1: it on the internet all the time that if they

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Speaker 1: look over there and your grass is greener, they try

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01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,680
Speaker 1: to kill the grass or throw some weeds in it.

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01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,880
Speaker 1: But you know what I come away with I don't

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Speaker 1: worry about that, because here's what I know. I'm too

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01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:13,360
Speaker 1: busy working on my own grass to notice if yours

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Speaker 1: is greener. That's really the truth. I'm really so busy

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Speaker 1: working on my own grass that I don't have time

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01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 1: to notice if yours is greener. Because if it is greener,

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Speaker 1: let's suppose your grass is greener, why can't mind be

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01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:35,800
Speaker 1: just as green. I ain't saying we're gonna have the

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Speaker 1: same yard. We're just talking about the color of the

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01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:42,400
Speaker 1: grass that's in your yard. You don't have to have

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01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:45,640
Speaker 1: the same size house I got. You ain't got to

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01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,599
Speaker 1: have the same size house Ed ain't got. You ain't

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01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 1: got to have the same size house Oprah got. You

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01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:56,680
Speaker 1: ain't gonna have the same size yard they got. But

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01:19:56,800 --> 01:20:00,040
Speaker 1: if you take care of your business, you can and

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01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:03,760
Speaker 1: have grass just as green as everybody else. If you

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01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:09,200
Speaker 1: just handle your business. The gold in life is to

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01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:12,120
Speaker 1: get your grass to be as green as it can.

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01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,160
Speaker 1: So when you go outside to pick your crops, it

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01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:21,960
Speaker 1: got some fruit to bath. And God will always supply

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Speaker 1: your needs. So even though it may look like somebody

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01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:28,240
Speaker 1: got made more fruit and they orchard, let me tell

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01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:33,679
Speaker 1: you something. If you can't if you got an orchard

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01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:41,880
Speaker 1: full of apple tree, a thousand apple trees, and I

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01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:44,599
Speaker 1: got one apple tree in my yard, but you got

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01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:48,320
Speaker 1: a thousand apple trees in your yard. When it's time

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01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 1: to need, how many apples can you eat? Let's say

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01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:55,840
Speaker 1: you eat apple six apples, that make you fool. My

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01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:59,719
Speaker 1: one tree got six apples on it, so we both fool.

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01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:02,840
Speaker 1: See at one point in time, you're gonna have to

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01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:06,400
Speaker 1: get content with where you are in your process of

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01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:10,760
Speaker 1: the journey. Stop looking at everybody grass, Stop looking at

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01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:14,280
Speaker 1: everybody orchard. They grass greener than mind, They got more

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01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:17,719
Speaker 1: apple trees than mind. Hey man, eat apples off your tree.

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Speaker 1: You might find out that you have enough. But if

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01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:23,519
Speaker 1: you could wear and counting mind, you're gonna mess around

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01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:27,320
Speaker 1: and let worms get on yours. I'm too busy working

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01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:31,280
Speaker 1: on my own grass to even notice that your grass

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01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:35,840
Speaker 1: is greener. Change your commitment to everybody else and from

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01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:39,559
Speaker 1: everybody else's business, Change your commitment to your business. If

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01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:43,080
Speaker 1: you the time you spend worried about them, looking at them,

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01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,960
Speaker 1: talking about them, if you took that same amount of

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01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:48,800
Speaker 1: time and spend it on yourself, you have any idea

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01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:52,920
Speaker 1: what you could accomplish. That's why haters man in so

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01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:56,880
Speaker 1: much trouble. Man, you don't even understand. Let people hate

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01:21:56,920 --> 01:22:01,719
Speaker 1: all they want. They tending to too many other people's business.

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Speaker 1: Don't get in the hate business. It serves nobody. And

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Speaker 1: that's another thing. Somebody asked me how to I deal

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Speaker 1: with my haters. I keep all my haters in my classroom.

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01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:17,559
Speaker 1: I just got them watching me because that's all they

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01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,600
Speaker 1: can do. They can't stop nothing God has for me.

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01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 1: They can't take away one blessing God gives me. They

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01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 1: can't do nothing to me. You can't bring no harm

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01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:32,160
Speaker 1: on me that I won't be able to survive. I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying that it don't bother me sometime. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that people don't attack me sometime. But

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Speaker 1: when you get through attacking me, I'm a weather you'll storm.

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01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm Isaiah forty three one and two. I can walk

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Speaker 1: through the rivers and not be overturned. The waters will

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01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:51,880
Speaker 1: not overtake me. I can walk through the fire and

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01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:55,639
Speaker 1: not be burned, nor were kindling set upon my clothing.

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01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,880
Speaker 1: I haven't been through some fiery situations and came out

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Speaker 1: on the other side. And if that was no kindling.

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Speaker 1: There was no signs that I was even in a fire. Now,

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01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:09,880
Speaker 1: understand something, but that scripture does not say that when

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01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,880
Speaker 1: you walk through the fire that it ain't gonna be

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01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:15,280
Speaker 1: ungodly hot day. Now, It's been plenty hot for me

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01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:19,280
Speaker 1: on plenty of days, many occasions. Oh, I'd have made

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Speaker 1: some mistakes in front of the world before I didn't.

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01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:25,120
Speaker 1: Had to deal with some stuff. But when I got

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01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:28,519
Speaker 1: through what no signs that I was ever in a fire.

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Speaker 1: That's the God, I said. I have no concern about

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01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:38,280
Speaker 1: what people say they're gonna do to me. I have

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Speaker 1: no concern about how green your grass is. On the

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Speaker 1: other side, I have no concern about how many apple

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01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:51,840
Speaker 1: trees in your orchard. I'm too busy tending to my

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01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:55,960
Speaker 1: own grass to even notice that yours is greener. And

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Speaker 1: if I do look over that, congratulations on your beautiful green,

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01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm getting mine there too. That's all it is. Fix

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01:24:04,479 --> 01:24:11,840
Speaker 1: your attitude, change your attitude, you'll change your altitude. Those

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01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 1: are my closing remarks. Surely drop the MIC's that was good.

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01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:23,960
Speaker 1: That was good. Yeah, take it home for I have

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01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:36,719
Speaker 1: a great weekend for all. Steve Harvey contests no purchase necessary,

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.